our large bipedal son who we found on the street

in my heart of hearts mike wheeler is absolutely an athena kid but i also have to offer up a concept that i think has extreme comedic and dramatic potential aka: repressed gay teenager mike showing up at camp half blood unsure of who his godly parent is and feeling insecure about not having powers and one day when he’s making not-so-secret heart eyes at his best friend and son of apollo will byers is when a bunch of glowing floating hearts show up above his head. and that’s how mike gets claimed by none other than aphrodite, the goddess of love and sexuality, and is in full denial about it for three days because he thinks it’s some kind of sick and twisted JOKE

(on aphrodite’s end, she’s upset mike is throwing away the gift of true love and keeps trying to trick him out of repression by making more and more improbable and hilarious gifts appear when he and will are hanging out. mike hands will a book and it turns into a box of chocolates and he has to fling it away like a frisbee before will sees it. they’re having lunch and romantic music starts playing. she gives mike the same blessing she used to claim piper and will can’t even look in his direction for a full day because he starts blushing so hard. fifty bouquets of flowers show up at the apollo cabin’s doorstep with a note that says love, mike and by the end of it, mike isn’t even repressed and unsure about his sexuality anymore — he’s just trying to not throw himself into the bonfire out of sheer embarrassment)

thinking about how dean’s monstrosity is about enjoying violence and torturing people (mostly men) & sam’s monstrosity is about being inherently unclean and his body being used as a tool for use and abuse by others

With billionaires buying all of social media...

I honest to God miss when the internet was niche and I would get made fun of at school for being on it all the time

the one thing that pisses me off about House of Leaves is that that play where the Minotaur is actually a disabled and disfigured son locked up in the labyrinth, as sweet and intelligent as he is despairing, focusing on King Minos slowly realizing his son has never been the problem and that this child he scorned as a beast is the most human a being can be, and just as he was on the verge of figuring out how to undo his own lies and bring his son into the sunlight, he doomed his son to death at the hands of a drunken thug proclaiming to look for glory, isn't real. it's not a real play! wha tthe fuck!!!!

Hanamura Yosuke's first appearance vs last

Something I also love about Heartbreak High is how the main character is just so silly <33 Like Amerie doesn't try to be cool or fit in or anything. She's silly and weird and she knows that and she's confident in that and that makes her such a lovely and amazing main character <333

I hate that these are the characters I can relate to

Something I love about making 13 fanart is that while 13 is largely unpopular in the fandom, all the reblogs I do get on an art piece with her are from people who are REALLY passionate about the 13th Doctor. And the notes are filled with nice comments about 13 and certain episodes!

It's really so refreshing to see among all the hate she's been bombarded with over the years!

The thing that drives me crazy about ponfarin is that like, compared to Closure, who we would expect to do something zany like hire a girltoything and then fumble so hard her official operator name becomes Pudding, Warfarin comes across much more straight-laced and serious.

She’s professional. A leading expert in medicine. Somewhat dignified. Right?

So I was like oh, cool, so it’s a gap moe thing, this even-keeled respectable doctor going out and doing this wild and dubious thing, getting RI to hire a girl she fully intends to entrance and then feed from and play with and stuff.

But uh. Have you read her files?

I had *no idea she was like that!* But it turns out that’s totally something she would do!!

She totally would find someone to obsess over in super unhinged and arguably unethical ways!!

Whereas Closure and Pudding are weird and horny and chill, Warfarin and Poncirus are weird and horny and intense.

And i think that’s Pretty Cool.

greater seattle polycule but it's the arknights abyssal hunters and the complex relationship chart sprawling on from them

s1ep10 where everything is the same except theres a few other kids around merlin and the gangs age in ealdor and they have the most passive aggressive beef ever

merlin (explaining the tensions while covering his ass bc the villagers may not know about his magic but they know and he cant let arthur find out): and thats mary. she threw rocks at me when i was younger so i shoved a fistful of dirt in her mouth. i just didnt realize there was a worm in the dirt until she was spitting it all out and coughed up a worm. it had the effect of someone coughing up a frog. it fueled a bunch of rumors about me being a sorcerer

mary (after greeting the prince very respectfully): merlin. youre back. how lovely.

merlin, smiling: mary!! yes, of course i am. when i heard that ealdor was in danger i just had to come back and help. you know ive always had a knack for worming my way out of trouble so i thought if anyone can help, its me.

mary: how hopeful. i dont think ive ever seen you wield a sword. or any other weapon. you seem to keep to your…talents.

merlin: we never spent much time together so i cant fault you for not noticing my many other talents. contrary to what you think, i do like to get my hands dirty.

Hey, Star Trek Writers... -taps the glass-

An assortment of Bangarry eepers from over the years… my soft guys with no trauma whatsoever (<- lie) <3