SYNOPSIS: Knowing too much may become your downfall: that was the motto that Kaeya lived with until the day he dies.

TW/s: delusional thinking, yandere tendencies, unrequited love, toxic dynamic/s, implications for Diluc’s matchup + darling, conniving bastard won’t say a fucking word, master manipulator, we are going down the memory lane of “fucking people up”, nsfw tws include human trafficking, experimentation, operating on individuals and other things. Please dni if you are uncomfortable.

NOTE FROM HR: Happy Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately, it seems that Kaeya has a few things he’d like to express. I do wonder what they are, considering he did seem a bit somber…

Kaeya was never expecting to be able to get ‘in’ to such a tight-knit company like this, and especially when his lineage can cause people to raise some eyebrows. After all, no one in their right mind would have the chance of employing someone and getting them on the waitlist when they value the sense of ‘authenticity’ to their rentals.

And for him, he might be right. They do value that, but now, it seems they decided to forego their morals for how pretty he looked in the standards of the human population all across the globe.

Now, Celestia Inc. isn't all that bad. It's not that glorious as people make it out to be, all due to its shady past, but it was enough that people don't bother to raid it one day in hopes of having to take it down. After all, they are everywhere online: people may mention their sudden rise in certain niches, and some even mention their still standing operations. One of them was, surprisingly enough, MixMatch.

A dating site.

Back then, it was closed for a group of people to join. A payment for being a 'rental boyfriend', with its payment costs going as high as one can dream. They pay you at least 10 million when you manage to get matched with someone, and entertain them enough that they'd be satisfied. If they aren't, you get 5 to compensate for your troubles.

To Kaeya, this doesn't seem to be a 'dream come true'. To him, he knows that this feels more like a ploy to get others to join in. It was a marketing strategy, so when people join this 'free' and 'hot on the app store' dating app and website, they'd get traction oh so quickly.

He didn't like the idea. It sickened him. But he couldn't be bothered to correct them.

When he joined, he found that it was the same as those corporations he worked at prior. As a host in the past, he managed to get himself used to the workflow and gained traction in over a month. He's heard others comment on how he seemingly captured the public's eye from how different he is, and from his reputation from other countries, they were coming in like drones.

He liked the attention he's got because of that. And yet, for him, it all felt rather empty. Like it wasn't meant to be this long-lasting, and he needed— no, he craved for more.

He was greedy. A greedy man with a hollow heart.

Each smile he sent to his clients was not a genuine smile. Each wink and 'kind' gesture was all a ruse. A stage performance. He didn't feel anything for these people, and he didn't even feel the same as they do. Each confession they have for him was always met with the hollow words of 'I do feel the same way that you do', only to see them get the safer way to go.

He's aware of the dark side of MixMatch. After all, their Boss was nothing short of a past harbinger who stepped down. No one knows his name, no one knows who they are— but their workers all fear him.

He's seen him order the cleaners to get rid of the drugged clients. He's watched them all go down in their homes, ransack and ruin the place, and return with the client gagged and in a drugged rest. He watched with emptiness as they were then operated on with shady doctors, Dottore having a hand in some of these as he used their bodies for his sick desires.

He watched them become human sacks, their bodies empty of their organs but full of salt and junk, and for Dottore to tell them to take the organs down 'below'. He watched them become tied, their jello-like body being tossed to another set where they would be disposed of.

It's a fucked up operation.

Everyone knows this when they get signed up.

And yet, because of regulations, they can never breathe a word of what goes behind the scenes. Not to their friends, families, their coworkers, therapists, no.

Not a single word can be escaped from the confines of Celestia Inc.

If you asked him how his first date went, Kaeya would answer that it went… Interesting.

Sof was definitely the type many would like, especially for a casa nova like him. She isn’t too picky with who she wants, and her affectionate behavior made it easier for the duo to banter. However, what he didn’t like was the fact she’s blind to any sign of danger.

Such is the payment of being the ideal girl many would date, he mused. But I don’t like people who can’t see what danger is, much less even enable that without thinking that they will get hurt, too.

Kaeya is picky with what he likes from someone, and it’s why he’s so high maintenance. To his credit, though, he makes it obvious in his profile. He wanted someone that would be responsible, that would be able to handle the spontaneity of their dates, and that they won’t even judge him if things were going somewhere that isn’t in their plans.

And although many did swipe right on him, he looked through their profiles before checking to see if they were worth it. The answer? None of them were.

Well, except a few, like Sof.

Which is why he’s now regretting that decision, as he realized that she’s simply not the one he preferred to stay with. She was interesting, but he disliked those who can’t even see past the warning signs that go to their face. He found it more or less… Idiotic, in his standards.

Alas, he needed to keep pretending. That’s what he’s good at, after all.

“Where do you want to go?” he asked Sof as they left the restaurant, his easy-going smile present on his face. “I have a few places we can go to next. Although, since it’s getting a bit late, we can plan on heading back home after a short shopping trip.”

“Oh! Uh… Yeah, we can go out and get some groceries. I wanted to try baking when we get home,” Sof replied, a pep in her step as they walked to where he parked his motorcycle. “Hehe, I didn’t know you were a cat person, Kaeya. Have you owned a cat before?”

“You can say that,” he answered, tossing a coin and catching it deftly with one hand—a small trick he’s used to doing when they were simply chatting. “I own a maine coon back home. My brother, Diluc, isn’t a fan of cats. Never was, anyway, since one scratched him when he was young.”

Granted, they were both young and their father warned him, but he knew they were both too mischievous to listen. It was why Diluc hated cats, even when he became a magnet to them.

“Really? Hehe, that’s funny! I remember a friend of mine who hates cats…”

Try as Kaeya might, he could only tune out what Sof was saying. There was a sense of difficulty in paying attention to someone he doesn’t really enjoy being around. He thought of the matches he swiped as those who he really wanted to be with, but meeting with Sof, he felt disappointed.

He didn’t see her as someone that fits his needs. She was just another one of the fakes he had to deal with later. Such a shame. He was starting to like her, too. 

Alas, she isn’t perfect. She needs to be perfect. And he’s starting to get annoyed at the sound of her voice.

Too loud. Too piercing. Too imperfect.

No, she can never fit his standards. She never will.

“Kaeya?”

“Mm?” he hummed, seeing her grab her helmet and his hands instinctively grabbing his own. Realizing what he was doing, he laughed.

“Sorry, I just did them while I was zoning out. Hop on, Sof, we need to go to the nearest store and get those supplies.”

“Oh! Of course, hold on!”

He could feel the motorcycle move as Sof got on behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist. It reminded him of those scenes in romance movies, where the girl will cling onto her potential lover as they rode off, the sun setting in the background.

He recalled seeing it and feeling that it could be him with his lover, riding off the sunset and simply enjoying the air. The golden hour setting just right, the rays hitting their complexion as he looked at them. He remembered just how lovesick he got at the idea, he craved for that same feeling when he grew older.

Such wild fantasies. He needed to work for it, but how could he, when the people he met were too imperfect?

Riding off, he could see the scene play out. However, his eyes were focused on the road, his ears straining for the beeps and sounds around them. He needed to focus on where he was going, lest he, too, will drive off somewhere else.

Despite the noise that he heard, his mind remained clear.

He knew what needed to be done.

Kaeya had so many things he's kept secret. Every client he has met, he's kept a secret that he can never tell.

Including the ones he sees ever so often.

It was a normal day when he came to the company as usual (and way before things went haywire, oddly enough), and he was assigned with yet another person to go on a date with. Although, the one he was assigned to date next had their form already in the red.

It all screamed imperfect to him. It just looked as though someone pushed her to do it all in one go, especially with the direct bias of seeing who she really likes in her profile.

It made him scowl.

How dumb were they to assign someone like that to him?

"█d████, are you sure you'll be assigning me with her?" Kaeya asked the matchmaker, watching them sigh as they gave him a look. "You know my tastes and all, but their form is rushed. I'm surprised that you haven't bothered trying to get them with someone else."

"Look, Kae, I tried. I tried, okay? But the others that fit them are taken by their previous matches. There is no way that they would simply accept getting switched like that," they explained, trying to assign his match. "Besides, we're running out of time. We need to get it sorted before the Boss gets mad!"

Kaeya scoffs. Seriously? They're always so concerned about someone else, it's ridiculous... And laughable, to boot.

"What will the boss do, hm? Would he come down and interfere?" he taunted them, scowling. "You and I know that he doesn't bother to try. All he does is simply hide himself in there because he's become too paranoid to even care."

"Paranoid? Paranoid? Please, Kaeya, do you honestly think he'd be too paranoid when he's raised a hand against me and the others?"

Kaeya's eyes narrowed. It was true that he raised a hand against them, but that simply proved his point. He didn't exactly understand why they would be so scared of a middle aged man that may drop dead over what happened weeks ago.

"Oh, that's right. You guys are paid enough to not care, don't you?" they taunted, laughing at his face. It sounded so... Forced. Mocking, even. It sounded like they were at their wits end with him, like the stress from the job got to their head.

"Yeah. Yeah, that seems to be it. You all have no remorse after being serial murderers, huh? And for what, your clients?"

"I'd stop talking if I were you, █████e," he warned, but they laughed at his face once more.

"Me? Stop? Never! You guys are all such a pain, I'm tired of playing nice!"

Even if Kaeya wanted to, he had to hold his tongue. Watching their face contort to mania, he was reminded of why the job was so twisted to the point of being inhumane.

It drives their workers into madness.

Watching Cupid lose it, he stepped back, mumbling an apology as he turned to leave. Even when he closed the door, he could still hear the echoes of their laughter, soon followed with sobbing. He knew that they were at their limit, but still...

...

He watched Eros come by, giving him a knowing look.

"Did you push them over the edge?" Eros asked, scowling. "They're going to leave the company after this week. Don't make this harder than it has to be, Alberich."

"I didn't expect them to break this much and you know it, Eros," he reasoned, but they only shook their head and walked off towards their office.

"That doesn't mean that you and everyone else weren't at fault."

Watching Eros enter their office, he could only sigh. Perhaps he's in a bit of denial, but he didn't think that she, of all people in the industry, would ever say that.

It truly goes to show where his dedication and loyalty lies.

If there was one thing he was right on, it would be his second date.

Unlike Sof, his date with Eli did not go as well as he had feasibly hoped for. Maybe he had his doubts set too high, because he was convinced that she simply wasn’t fit for the app as a whole. To him, he had thought that she would ever learn from her mistakes, but the way she acted like she was the one being inconvenienced irked him.

He hated that she’s too avoidant. He hated those types of people.

To him, he never understood why you’d go on the app to find love. Will you ever treat those you dislike the same way? Act like you were the one being inconvenienced, and not the one that has to deal with your childish acts?

Kaeya can be mischievous in his own way, yes, but even he has decorum. And frankly, he despised those who think they can act so two-faced with him. He isn’t a fool.

While his date was busy acting like they were in a good relationship (and not one where she wanted to ditch him in the middle of the day), he took the chance to check on his phone. Already, he could see notifications from TeyvaTweets, rambling about how her recent date is not the one for her.

[ I wanted Alhaitham or Wriothesley, but this guy swiped right instead. ]

[ He’s pretty, but I don’t really like him all that much lol. ]

[ Oh god im gonna get back on my date, going to lyk if it goes horribly. ]

He turned the phone off and frowned. He didn’t want to show it, but he does sometimes wonder if her being nice was simply just a ploy to keep him entertained. After all, she has expressed (on her private account, that is) that she’d drop Kaeya to “go after that hottie”, whilst attaching the photo of the boss of MixMatch.

What a joke.

They all know that the Boss would simply use her and leave her to rot. No one would look at him, go through his background, and tweet at how they can still try to get to him. ‘To get to know him better’, as one would say.

“Hey, uh, I gotta go. I have to go to the hospital to check on them.”

Lies. He knew she didn't. Besides, she couldn’t be bothered to look him straight in the eye as she told him. What is he, an idiot?

Still, he was glad it was over. Putting on a face of mock concern, his brows furrowed and he spoke.

“Oh? I see… Do you need me to drive you there?”

“No need! I can handle it,” Eli answered, packing up her things as they left the cafe awkwardly. “I’m so sorry if we have to cut it short. You must have so many plans for our date today, especially when things are getting hectic in the agency.”

Kaeya laughed, but not out of amusement. It was simply out of… politeness, in a way. Sure, he had work to do with the agency, but what they’re doing is far more different. And for him, he could hardly care if he had lost that job because he decided to slack off.

After all, he knew his date didn’t bother to give him the respect he deserved. So why should he do that in return? He’s bound to see her tweet again about this ‘awful experience’ or something.

“It's alright, I was thinking it’d come to this. I’ll catch you later then.”

Waving at Eli, he watched as she did the same and left, though the sight of her walking so stiffly as if she was scared of him brought him a bit of amusement in return. When he was sure she was gone, he lowered it with a sigh.

Another failed date, and this one was the worst he’s gotten. Unlike Sof, he didn’t feel all too bad about Eli—after all, both of them never liked each other, so why should he?

Pulling up his phone, he began to dial someone’s number. He, truthfully, never thought of needing help from the likes of him, but he had to call it when the truth was staring at him in the face.

That he and a few others needed their services to deal with a few too many bad matches, and especially ones that want to get near to those that will never look twice. Especially those who thought of him as a good guy for his actions.

Then, he clicks the call button. And it starts to ring.

He could vaguely feel it vibrate as he waited for someone to answer. The caller ID was someone that he knew too well, and especially with how their relationship is like after everything that has happened.

Each time he didn’t feel them pick up, he could only sigh and head to his ride. He knew they were avoiding it, but he wasn’t going to let up until he’s sure they’d take the call.

…

…

And when he felt his hopes dwindle, he felt the vibration of his phone stop, alongside a gruff and annoyed voice.

“Kaeya. I thought you and I agreed not to call each other when we’re both busy in work hours.”

“Hmm, we have, but I just needed to ask you a bit of favor, mr. Diluc,” he replied, humming in amusement. “Are you still looking for people that can help you with the wine tasting? Especially that new brew you made?”

He could hear Diluc take a deep breath, and the sigh that followed made him smile a tad wider. Even when they were all twisted in their way, he knew that Diluc remained the same way that Kaeya always knew him to be.

It’s a shame, though. They aren’t as close as he remembered, especially after what happened years ago.

“... Yes, I am. I found some that are willing, but they haven’t come back to inform me when they’ll be available.”

“I see… Well, I have someone I would love for you to meet. I’m sure you’ll like her—she fits you just right.”

No man could say a single soul what Kaeya is capable of.

Some rumored that he was a demented man, masquerading as but as a young police officer who’s mischievous and doesn’t enjoy spending long hours in his work. Others, though, say that he may be one of those people who are involved in the mess that was the Ghost Killings, at how his smile and demeanor can be so… off-putting.

As for his beloved, the one he deemed to be perfect, well… It would be neither. Kaeya was Kaeya, after all. Even if he were to be sick in the head, there was no way in Hell would anyone be able to get a single word from him.

Descending downstairs, Kaeya looked over at the room he’s decorated all for his beloved. The one he was truly, truly meant to be was all kept safely in there, double locked for his safety, and so that no one may find them. Grabbing the keys, he began to insert them in the padlocks and turn them, pushing the door open when he was done getting through the restraints.

Laid before him was his own personal darling, all laid so pretty and docile on the bed he set for him. Sure, he couldn’t speak, for his mouth had been gagged, but those dull eyes spoke more than Kaeya’s one eye could ever hope for.

“I’m home, darling,” he called out, the lovesick man stumbling to the rather complacent lover he had in his house. “Oh, I do hope I haven’t left you rotting here for so long, my dearest. Work has been exhausting for me to deal with.”

They hadn’t said a word to him, but he didn’t care. It was almost like he heard them whisper something to him, making him laugh like he was demented.

“You’re jealous? Over what, pray tell?”

Silence. Then another beat of laughter, this time more unhinged and loose than the first.

“Over them? Darling, you wound me! They’re far, far too imperfect. I have simply made sure that the ones I got were to be taken care of. You always said you wanted to have their eyes.”

Oh, he’s aware of what happened to Ba. Ba had an accident years, years ago. Their relationship had been rocky, sure, but that accident had led Kaeya to go through grief. It was almost ironic, for he experienced the first of it by his adoptive father dying.

He was unable to do anything for his adopted father. Diluc resented him for his inaction, thus, their separation. And with poor Ba… He resents the world for taking him away.

The first time he’s felt love was during college with Ba, but it was the first toxic one he had. He hadn’t been the best man for his first love, and it led to them having arguments and extreme disagreements. It wasn’t always like this, but it hurts Kaeya when they fight.

It hurts to see the person he adored too much to hate him. Spew his name out like it’s a sin.

So when Ba died during the height of their biggest fight, Kaeya was going through it again. However, he had the means to… Assist Ba in his partings.

All it truly took was the cost of his heart and his eyes to get back what’s his.

Tracing over the open chest, he grabbed the bloodied, unbeating heart that he got from Eli’s corpse. Ah, it was too imperfect, but slotting it inside Ba’s felt like it was meant to be. Those eyes he took from another girl had been replaced, slotting in the ones from Sol.

He always resented those that couldn’t see, nor those who couldn’t feel.

But now, looking at his lover who owned those faults, he couldn’t help but laugh and love them all the same.

Ba is now complete. Kaeya knows that.

And yet those tears still fell as the beat of his heart was the only one left in the world.

The world that took Ba away, and his humanity along with it.

@.throw-letter-away | do not republish or repost my works anywhere | 2024

TWICE members as your girlfriend

pairings: nonidol!Nayeon x reader, nonidol!Jeongyeon x reader, nonidol!Momo x reader, nonidol!Sana x reader, nonidol!Jihyo x reader, nonidol!Mina x reader, nonidol!Dahyun x reader, nonidol!Chaeyoung x reader, nonidol!Tzuyu x reader

tags: headcanons, fluff, romantic relationship

a/n: love twice, stan twice

Nayeon

your dates are the most enjoyable things in the world and i mean that

she loooveees shopping with you

your walks are mostly quiet but so atmospheric

in public, when people either staring at her or at you, she would kiss you in front of everyone to make them jealous

says "us!" on every two random characters, just because they look cute

the gifts she makes with her own hands are the most precious to you

often eats the last pieces, even though she promised to share

ALWAYS feeds you

may start whining and acting like a child if you still haven't kissed her that day

on your birthday or your anniversary she makes the most beautiful stories or posts on social media that makes you think “wasn’t she an editor?”

Jeongyeon

teases you about everything

seriously is the most chaotic and effortlessly funny person on this world

she loooveees dogs, that's why she has you <3

in public she gets more serious around you and is your bodyguard

usually lies with "there's something on your hair" just to touch it

was joking around before you started dating and after

can be strict when she's serious about something

loves hugging with you, wrapping her coat around you

literally the most long and comfy hugs are with her

can hit you as joke

Momo

dancing is her passion, so everytime music starts playing, no matter where you are, she's dancing to it

kisses you everytime she can because she loves it

likes acting tiny in front of you just to get your attention and affection

sometimes you can just talk in the kitchen at 3 am, drinking tea

loves fields with flowers and you often go there for a picnic

animal crossing is the only game she can play

when you both wake up, she just grips you hard and forces you to sleep more with her

her love language is to make you things and her gifts are the best because she knows you

usually rests on your chest and falls asleep just so that you would take care of her or even carry her to your bed

this bitch is actually really romantic, but hides it ??

Sana

the most innocent girl you can ask for, but then turns out she's not because of the way she thinks about you

sends tonnes of emojis like "k, see ya, honey 🥰🥰😍💕💕😻😻😘😘😘💜💜🩷🩷💘💖💗💓💞💕💖💌❤️‍🩹"

her laugh is your favorite sound

can randomly switch moods and give you that mischievous stare

when she's jealous, she becomes the boldest person alive and does everything to show others you're hers

exchanging flowers is your love language

loves watching movies, series, shows, anything, as long as it’s with you

she can flirt. AND I MEAN IT

loves when you straighten her hair

on calls with you when she's not around

Jihyo

your morning is always in a good mood because of your sunshine hyo <3

you can feel she's not on the bed beside you but then you find out she cooked you breakfast

her habit is getting up REALLY early so she can do everything she planned to

the most happy and fun moments are only with her.

she's a green flag in everything, that's why you're lucky to have her

caressing cheeks is your thing

her kisses are the most feelingful and sincere, and you miss them all the time

if you have a bad day and she drives you home, she'll buy you mcdonalds or whatever you like because she knows you like the back of her hand

the initiator of random adventures

loves biting your earlobe

Mina

is very shy when you kiss her in public

lying on her and being buried in her neck is your favorite thing to do

her kisses are the most gentle and loving

sometimes you notice her walking in your clothes

the way she hugs you is like she's your mother and you're her baby

always calls you pet names or nicknames she came up with

buys board games or things like beads, plasticine and spends time with you doing it

likes small matching cute things with you

loves it when you praise her or say what you like about her the most, that makes her blush

cooks while you hug her from behind, you both LOVE it <3

Dahyun

she is effortlessly funny, so she can make you laugh very easily

loves watching stars with you

you guys buy clothes for each other

you both watch or read a lot of stuff and share your opinion about different things

her hands on you >>>>

will go out with you no matter what weather it is now

you do lots of tiktok trends together

your roman empire is to paint her face with children's paints

she's very romantic actually

lies with a serious expression

Chaeyoung

this girl is artistic as hell, so she draws you, sings for you, dances for you, she does everything

shopping for clothes together is your life

before you started dating, you didn't have a clue that she likes you

karaoke together? YES

you go to nightclubs together but she keeps an eye out for you always and doesn't let you drink too much

since your girlfriend is a creative person, you often go to various museums

sometimes she steals your phone and takes photos of herself

you're just happy that you live with her

when she's jealous, she hides it pretty well but when you talk to her, she's sulking

most of her tattoos are about you, you and only you

Tzuyu

people admire her insane face card, so better keep her near you

smiles a lot when she's with you

honestly, she was obvious even before you started dating

asks you often "am i cute?"

her favorite pillow is your torso

rests her head on your shoulder cause she loves it

always has those heart eyes when you don't see

loves everything you give to her

appreciates and likes it when you also care about her dogs

can insult you with a cute smile (and you can't blame that angel)

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Interact: any fandom (ESPECIALLY THE SP, MCR, GREEN DAY, DANNY GONZALEZ, Kurtis CONNER, ATEEZ, TXT, AND FLAMINGO FANS), "cringe people" (cringe culture is dead), generally everyone.

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!!!!! OK SO now my answers to these types of asks aren’t as organized SO please forgive me BUT FOR YOU!!! I have this silly thing where I associate a certain character with a certain person and I’m sure you’ve heard these before BUT!! Papyrus reminds me of you a lot, the trio as a whole kind of remind me of you too BUT!!! SPECIFICALLY JUST UR INTERPRETATIONS OF THEM!! It depends on the day for which one tho like today u remind me of ur duck idk why (it’s probably bc I’ve been around sciency stuff all day and ur Duck is sciency-) THEN!! Also the stanley parable and portal remind me of u like each time I see a post abt them I immediately want to show them to you OH!! also side thing since I remember I telling me abt chemistry a while back ago, ANYWAYS I’m in chemistry now and brother I wish u were in my class so you, someone who already knows the ropes, can see me, someone who doesn’t know shit, go wild over the reactions and stuff some chemicals have- NOT A THING THAT REMINDS ME OF U BUT I JUST WANTED TO ADD IT!! AND!! THERES A LOT!! UHM!!! A!!! OH ALSO SALAD FINGERS!!! I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET STILL BUT THE!!! THE GUY!!! THE GUY REMINDS ME OF U IDK HIS NAME UH the green thing :) AA!! OH ALSO TEHRES A SPECIFIC MUSIC TYPE AND AESTHETIC THAT MAKES ME THINK OF U BUT I CANT PUT MY FINGER ON HOW TO NAME IT!! UHM!! OH ALSO a while back I went to Meow Wolf in Santa Fe (the house of eternal return I believe it was called..?) and looking back at it it just makes me think of u!! IDK WHY IT JUST!! IT DOES!! That’s where I got most of the photos from when you originally sent the letter ask thingy like the giant crow statue was from there. I NEED TO SHOW YOU MORE PHOTOS FROM THAT PLACE- alas I do not have many :( OH!! Also Skeleton characters as a whole remind me of you, maybe it’s bc if ur sona… actually it’s definitely bc of ur sona BUT U!!! GOOFY SKELETONS!!! AND ALSO ROBOTS!!! ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!! Like in my legend of Zelda game there are cool little robot guys and I rlly wanna show u them they are cute but u have to kill them :( OH and also there are some of them that are very scary- BUT I WANT TO SHOW U THEM THEY ARE COOL!!! BUT YEAH!! ROBOTS!!! there is also a muppet that reminds me of you but I can’t remember who it is for the life of me- ANYWAYS BUT!! That’s all and OH JEEZ I RAMBLED- UHM!! I HOPE THIS WAS AT LEAST UNDERSTANDABLE!!! But there is definitely more I’m forgetting that I’ll remember later BUT!!! I hope you found this enjoyable brother :) SORRY I RAMBLED A LOT I AM VERY HYPER!!! But!!! Ty for the ask!!

Oh I so wish we could hug, I desperately need it. How was your day?? I hope it was good, or is going good. I never expected us to be as friendly as we are now but I seriously cannot complain! And my favourite has to Aladdin, it'd just been that way since childhood T-T. Now, have you ever read Six of Crows? If not, what books have you read?? Anywho, do have a wonderful rest of the week and I'll be sure to check in again on the weekend. Until then, stay safe and happy <3

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Awww dear, I'm sending you ALL the hugs 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

It's been an exhausting day but I'm doing ok (my 80-year-old man legs are killing me tho 😅)

Ahh I loved that movie so much as a child, it's definitely in my top 5 list 😊

Unfortunately I haven't but out of the books I've read I've been most deeply touched by Paper Towns by John Green and the book series On Dublin Street by Samantha Young

Thank you darling. I hope the rest of this week is enjoyable and fun for you as well and every day is amazing 💕

See ya on the weekend ~ Vy 💌

March 2023 Paper Pumpkin Kit - Meandering Meadows

MARCH 2023  PAPER PUMPKIN KIT Meandering MeadowsSubscribe February 11 - March 10 | March 2023 Paper Pumpkin Kit Are you ready to immerse yourself in the serene beauty of nature while indulging in the joy of crafting? Look no further than the March Paper Pumpkin kit, aptly named Memorable Meadows. This month's kit is a celebration of the great outdoors, inspired by the tranquility and charm of meandering meadows. With intricate details and versatile elements, Memorable Meadows offers everything you need to create stunning, all-occasion cards that capture the essence of nature's splendor. Creativity knows no bounds with the Memorable Meadows kit. Whether you're a seasoned crafter or just beginning your journey, this kit offers something for everyone.  Detailed landscape scenery Special vellum pieces Wood-pressed embellishments All-occasion sentiments (thank you, birthday, thinking of you) FREE gift Additional Features: 💌 Makes 9 cards: 3 each of 3 designs with 9 coordinating envelopes 🌿Precut vellum pieces & wood embellishments 🎨Coordinates with the Meandering Meadows Suite Collection (item 162745) 🎨Coordinating colors: Granny Apple Green, Garden Green (Classic Stampin’ Spot), Balmy Blue, Night of Navy, Gorgeous Grape, Fresh Freesia  A Free Gift to Delight: As a special treat, the Memorable Meadows kit comes with an additional free stamp set, ensuring you have everything you need to unleash your creativity. This bonus gift perfectly complements the theme of the kit, allowing you to expand your crafting repertoire and experiment with new techniques. From intricate floral designs to heartfelt sentiments, this stamp set adds an extra layer of charm to your handmade creations. Coordinate with the Meandering Meadows Suite Collection: For those who love to mix and match their crafting supplies, the Memorable Meadows kit seamlessly coordinates with the Meandering Meadows Suite Collection. Explore a world of possibilities as you combine elements from both collections to create cohesive and stunning projects. Whether you're embellishing scrapbook pages, decorating gift tags, or crafting heartfelt cards, the Meandering Meadows Suite Collection offers endless inspiration for your creative endeavors. Subscribe by 10 March to Secure Your Kit: Don't miss out on the opportunity to experience the beauty of Memorable Meadows for yourself. Subscribe to the March Paper Pumpkin kit by 10 March to ensure you receive your own kit packed with nature-inspired delights. Whether you're crafting solo or enjoying quality time with loved ones, the Memorable Meadows kit promises hours of creative enjoyment and the chance to share nature's beauty with those you cherish. Special Feature: 🎉 Exclusive Add-On Die: Don't miss the opportunity to enhance your crafting experience with a special add-on die that coordinates seamlessly with projects from all three months!   Indulge your passion for crafting and immerse yourself in the serene beauty of nature with the March Paper Pumpkin kit: Memorable Meadows. From detailed landscape scenery to versatile elements and a free gift, this kit offers everything you need to create stunning, all-occasion cards that capture the essence of meandering meadows. Subscribe today and let your creativity blossom amidst the beauty of Memorable Meadows.   WHAT ARE PAPER PUMPKIN KITS? Paper Pumpkin Subscription: Monthly Creative Surprises For those craving a regular injection of creative inspiration, the Paper Pumpkin Subscription is a monthly adventure that arrives at your doorstep. Key features include: SUBSCRIBE - Monthly Mail Delight: Subscribers receive a specially curated kit by mail every month. Each package includes designed projects, precut pieces, a stamp set, and ink. It’s like receiving a surprise creative adventure in your mailbox each month. - Exclusive Subscriber Benefits: Subscribers to Paper Pumpkin enjoy special perks, including access to exclusive products and offers. It’s a fantastic way to stay connected with the crafting community and unlock additional creative opportunities. - Endless Possibilities: Where will Paper Pumpkin take you this month? With a subscription, you’ll discover new techniques, themes, and crafting styles. It’s a journey of endless possibilities that keeps your creativity flowing. - Acrylic Block: Your first Paper Pumpkin kit will arrive with a reusable acrylic block for your stamps. - Refills: Depending on availability refills for each month’s kit are often available in my online store while they last. - Control: You have full control over your Paper Pumpkin subscriptions and can take a break / pause, cancel and rejoin at anytime. - Alternate Ideas: Go outside the box each month with me as I share alternate ideas for each Paper Pumpkin kit absolutely free on my blog. See my tutorial gallery here. - PPX Bonus Videos: When you subscribe to Paper Pumpkin kits through me, you’ll receive 6 additional videos for alternate projects to the kit. These PPX videos are exclusive and not available anywhere else. Paper Pumpkin kits have a deadline to subscribe each month by the 10th of the month in order to get that month’s kit. That month’s kit isn’t available after the deadline but depending on availability refills will be available in my online store.  PPX VIDEOS: YOUR EXCLUSIVE EXPERIENCE PPX: YOUR EXCLUSIVE PAPER PUMPKIN EXPERIENCE Are you new to paper-crafting, or maybe you’re a dedicated DIY enthusiast with a passion for crafting? If so, you’re in for a treat! Introducing PPX – an exclusive video tutorial program specially curated for our beloved Paper Pumpkin subscribers. For those unfamiliar, Paper Pumpkin is a crafting kit subscription service by Stampin’ Up, delivering a delightful box of creative goodies to your doorstep each month. Now, let’s dive into the exciting world of PPX and discover how it adds an extra layer of joy to your crafting experience. The Magic of Paper Pumpkin:Before we delve into the exclusive video tutorials, let’s take a moment to appreciate the magic of Paper Pumpkin craft kits. As a subscriber, each month brings a new and beautifully curated kit filled with all the materials you need for a creative project. From cards and scrapbooking to home décor and more, Paper Pumpkin provides endless crafting possibilities for both beginners and seasoned crafters. Your Personal Crafting Companion:For those who have fallen in love with the artistry of Paper Pumpkin, PPX is here to elevate your crafting adventure. As an active Paper Pumpkin subscriber, you gain access to six exclusive video tutorials every month, crafted with care and creativity by our team. These tutorials go beyond the instructions in the kit, offering alternate ideas to spark your imagination. Stretching Your Creativity:What sets PPX apart is its commitment to helping you stretch the value of your Paper Pumpkin kit. Each video tutorial takes you on a journey, exploring different ways to use the kit contents and create alternate projects. Whether you’re a beginner looking to expand your crafting skills or a seasoned pro seeking fresh inspiration, PPX is designed to cater to all levels of expertise. Exclusive Access for Subscribers:The exclusivity of PPX isn’t just limited to Paper Pumpkin subscribers; it extends to those who join through a Paper Pumpkin crew member and to my Stamp It Demonstrator Group. This means that when you become part of our crafting community, you’re not only getting the amazing Paper Pumpkin kits but also unlocking the door to a treasure trove of additional creative insights. A Glimpse Into My Crafty World:As a fervent Paper Pumpkin enthusiast, I’ve dedicated an entire gallery of videos to showcase the monthly kits. From unboxing the surprises to guiding you through the crafting process, my goal is to share the joy and excitement that comes with each Paper Pumpkin delivery. Join me on this crafting journey, and let’s explore the endless possibilities together. PPX is more than just a video tutorial program – it’s a community-driven initiative that celebrates the art of crafting. If you’re ready to take your Paper Pumpkin experience to new heights, become an active subscriber today and unlock the exclusive world of PPX. Let the crafting adventures begin! SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIPTION VS PREPAID CODESWHICH SHOULD I CHOOSE? There are two ways to subscribe to Paper Pumpkin.1. First, we offer a monthly subscription where you pay as you go which is automatic each month. SUBSCRIBE TO PAPER PUMPKIN 2. Secondly, we offer prepaid subscriptions which allow you to pay ahead or give as a gift. Prepaids can be purchased in my online store. After you purchase a subscription, we’ll email you a prepaid code to redeem here at www.paperpumpkin.com to set up your subscription to start receiving your kits.    Read the full article

☕Daily Productivity Log☕ 83/100

🎕2021-12-01🎕 Happy December! Message at bottom for you♡

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🔮 8:30AM: Wake up and do Morning Routine.🌥️

☁️ 9:00AM: Morning Workout (20 min standing abs, 15 min glutes)

🔮 9:45PM: Handling a package and trying to stop the cat and dog from annoying each other.📦 (They barely act like this, but I swear these two are like Tom & Jerry when they do.)💨

☁️ 10:00AM: Making Gifs for this post and Checking Notifications.💌

🔮 11:00AM: Breakfast: Peanut Butter on 1 Slice of 100% Whole Wheat Toast, a Banana and a Low-Calorie Coffee Protein Shake.🍌

♛ Nutritional Info: 340 kcal, Protein = 33g, Carbs = 40g, Fat = 7g

🔮 12:00PM: Chatting with a friend about Christmas gifts and Freezing some fruit.🎁

☁️ 1:00PM: Making Brunch for my younger sister.💕

♚ She wasn't feeling too great today so I made her some beans and toasted the last of the sourdough.🍞

🔮 2:00PM: Lunch: A Classic Clover Leaf Tuna Salad Kit, Beef Jerky and Green Tea.☕

♛ Nutritional Info: 240 kcal, Protein = 28g, Carbs = 20g, Fat = 6g

🔮 2:40PM: Cleaning up the kitchen.🍽️

☁️ 3:00PM: Listening to Music while playing the Sims 4.🎵

🔮 4:00PM: Playing Animal Crossing.🍄

☁️ 5:30PM: Dinner: Rotisserie Chicken Breast and Spinach.😋

♛ Nutritional Info: 120 kcal, Protein = 32g, Carbs = 1g, Fat = 1g

☁️ 6:00PM: More Animal Crossing.🍄

🔮 7:00PM-8:00PM: Evening Workout (20 min run) and a warm shower afterwards.

☁️ 8:30PM: Evening Snack: Vanilla Protein Shake and Green Tea.☕

♛ Nutritional Info: 145 kcal, Protein = 25g, Carbs = 1g, Fat = 4g

☁️ 9:05PM: More Sims and looking for a game to play on Steam.🏡

🔮 10:00PM: Chatting with an online friend and listening to music.💬

☁️ 11:00PM: Writing and Meal Planning.📅

🔮 12:00AM-12:30AM: Reading and Bedtime Routine.🌙

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Thank you for 300 Followers♡

- All of your support means more than I can describe. I can't put into words how much your messages bring me joy and motivate me even more. I also wanted to say that when I finish these 100 days I'll probably continue these posts as a regular daily thing, mainly because I find them enjoyable and I love connecting with you all through them. Not being a suck up, honest, just expressing my appreciation for you.(≗ﻌ≗)っ♡

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1) liking men. This is a shocker to everyone . I love ur url

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND KAEYA SWIPED RIGHT!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?

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Well, well, well. Another one who caught KAEYA's interest, hm? Well, rejoice! It's his turn to be enamored, considering how you two seem to mix quite well!

KAEYA actually, by the surprise of no one, swings both ways. He does have a preference for guys though, because (to him anyway) he thought that they looked nicer. That, and he is a shameless, shameless man. Please, he's playing on his theatrics too much, but you will be a fun one for him.

You two will click immediately. KAEYA loves to regale you with the things he's seen and endured, and if you played along, you might just make him fall even deeper. Such a drama king... Not that you mind, right?

Contrary to popular opinion, he's actually smart both out in the streets and in books. You'd have to thank Lisa for that, because she's the one who had him interested in those and learning about things that can benefit him as a police officer. Still, he does tell you things to look out for. Just... you know, for safety.

At families? Dear God, start praying for your parents if they can handle KAEYA. He's certain that by the end of the night, they'd consider him a good match, and... Well, maybe you two can make it a bet. It'd be quite fun for him-- he loves games, especially with you.

Whether you want it to be casual, serious, or a mix of adventure, he's your go-to boyfriend (for rent). Just be sure to not ask him what case he's handling. He can't answer those because Wriothesley would surely beat his ass for it.

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[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT HIM? ]

My god first of all i wanted to say i absoutely LOVED ur Kaeya fic it was so good i screamed when i saw u posted it

And second of all i wanted to ask if the character on the headers you use for the 2nd part of the event is that one girlie from reverse 1999?sorry to bother u im just obsessed with that game atm so i wanted to ask fhebehdb plz ignore this if this is a stupid question :3

AAAAA IM SO SORRY IF I REPLIED LATE BUT IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!

Writing yours with Kaeya was a MASSIVE challenge I'll be fr here, and its a headache everytime I look at his and go "what the FUCK how am I gonna include this man" LMAO

As for that, its actually Melania from R:1999! I loved her design and I also played the game (I still do!) so I went "okay but what if shes the face for this event huh, what then"

(cause. yk. get it? thief? Stealing hearts? Okay I'll leave HIUHSIDEW /silly)

AAA TYSM FOR DOING MY MATCHUP!!! I didnt expect Kaeya at all lmao but it was a rrly nice surprise!! Good food thank you

(answering this off topic, pretend Im not here and just ur inner voice talking ty /silly)

(anyways, jokes aside, np! :D yours was really fun and I literally went "oh hey, a kaeya match" when reading through it. I thought of giving you Neuvi or Haitham, but... ;v; we all saw what happened lol)

(anyways, I hope you enjoy what you got! Please lmk if you'll rent for him ^^ and ty again for the compliments o7 I shall do urs justice if you agree)

Hihi! Sorry for troubling you but i wanted to ask if my submision for the matchup event went through? Its alright if it didnt, have a nice day :3

Hello! I was checking if it did, and yes! Yours got through in the form ^^ you were one of the earlier ones, so congrats, soldier o7

Anyway, have a nice day to you too! ^^