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issa-pheonyx · 9 months

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If you write for Carlos, mayhaps something fluffy? Sfw/Nsfw is up to you, but preferably no mommy/daddy kink, its just not my thing qwq

𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗯!! 𝗪𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪, 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳. 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 :𝟯𝟯𝟯

▌│█║▌║▌║ L̳͈͉̅̊ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ L̳͈͉̅̊ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ L̳͈͉̅̊ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ L̳͈͉̅̊ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ ║▌║▌║█│▌

-As distinct as it is with him from the game he is going to make you laugh or even crack a smile from you. Besides he knows a way for a lady's heart is to make them laugh. Though there are times he would internally cringe when he predicts he tries too hard in certain jokes, but if it entertained you then perfect! He will not add onto it after that he thinks it'll just ruin it

-FUCKING FLIRTY BASTARD-ahem, now I know this man is fine and all, assuming he just be flirting people left and right, but when you know he likes you and only has eyes for you best believe he will be having his eyes set on you. You are the eye of the prize, nobody else, and honestly I feel like he is the type to do the kabedon move on you (hope I spelled that right, my apologies)

-Speaking of kabedon, his love language is definitely physical affection. I mean even if you are not the type to be equally affectionate as he is, he would have his body close to you, shoulders touching or brushing against each other. He would pepper your face in kisses to wake you up or just to be playful with you, bonus he would end up tickling you with massive kisses on your neck and waist just to hear you laugh cause it makes him laugh of happiness ('but Issa my laugh sounds like a seagull squawk' honey, it'll make him laugh harder sounding like a distorted horn you're safe LMAO-)

-Another would cooking for you I mean look at him on how he is built. That big boy gotta eat. He is most definitely the main chef of the house and if you do not like or never tried any food related to his culture (looked it up saying he could be Brazilian/Portuguese, again this was a quick search and not claiming he is, so don't come at me) well, you're going to try it. Honestly, his cooking skills are really chefs kiss. Anyways, you don't gotta worry about not having time to make food or you don't have the motivation Carlos got you bb~

-Now he is the sweetest, funniest, charming, and gentle giant he is, however he is protective. Maybe too protective, but he learns the separate his life and workplace (until he finds out they were lying to him), but after what went down with Umbrella it did mess him up mentally and psychologically he sought professional help (as he should) and did guide him. Sure, you and him can tell the damages that has left him, but since he sees you as a hope of light that's all that matters to him to keep it moving

-Lastly, he wouldn't mind if you pamper him. Like not only pamper him, but if you✨yassified✨by doing his makeup, putting ribbons or braiding his hair, etc. He turns into a whole different persona and would act so funny when you pull out the camera being like "Yas, queen🌚💅🏽". Dramatically, whips his head causing some ribbons or braids to fall off/go loose, but would be like "ah fuck my eye-" cause the lashes are too unbearable💀

-Overall, he is the best kind of bf/husband and is a walking green flag (shut up I am not gonna do red flags let my babies be happy cause irl men are bleh) and no just because he has his mental struggles that he tends to hide at times. He still seek professional help for that regardless and is still himself, Carlos~

𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴! 𝗜 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁. 𝗠𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹~🖤🫣

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denournent · 4 months

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You know I've been trying my best ignoring this specific heist fic idea but that new ad isn't helping at all.

It goes like this; Charles is asked to steal something and that something is in Spain. But everyone knows that Charles is a bit of loose canon (?) He might as well steals the necklace or whatever it is for himself. Enter Carlos as his glorified baby sitter.

Carlos is the son of a Count (or Viscount, idk) Let's say Carlos is everyone's darling boy, won't do anything wrong, always listens to his father (does he?). But secretly Carlos uses his connection to secretly rebel against his father. Like maybe Carlos’ family is the one who hosts the auction night or his family also auctions their family heirloom or whatever.

Imagine Carlos picking Charles from the airport. He sees this man dressed in all black, just like any random college student. Then Charles takes off his black cap, beams at Carlos to introduce himself. All pretty, with his green eyes. Carlos’ heart goes oOh? Boom boom! He laughs at Carlos because Carlos is wearing a suit in sweltering hot weather in contrast to Charles' casual appearance.

He takes Charles to his flat because someone has to watch Charles, yes? They will live together until the auction day. Actually the heist is just a side plot lmao I just want to see them being domestic, Charles is smart but he’s kinda hopeless at cooking so Carlos takes care of him. They argue sometimes because Carlos can be very strict and uptight. Charles thinks he needs to get laid and Charles is willing to help, but Carlos is like??? No?!

Carlos watches Charles flirts his way to the to get the security clearance/ gain access to forbidden place. No, he’s not jealous and he doesn’t want to be another notch in Charle’s bedpost. And one day he sees a man is being too close with Charles, he can see that Charles is uncomfortable so he just snaps and drags Charles with him. Charles is pissed, like?? Mate, I have it under control. I was so close to our goal! They argue about it then Carlos like fuck it then kisses Charles. They sleep together (yay!!!)

I’ve said it before the heist is just a side quest, yes? This is just them having the time of their life in Spain. Maybe Carlos takes him here and there, holding Charles close with him possessively if you dare to look at his beau twice. Maybe Carlos takes him to his secret place and tells him about his father, his family, the expectations they have on him.

But good things have to come to an end, finally the auction day comes, they succeeded of course. They sleep one last time before Charles has to go back to wherever he wants. Maybe one of them says I love you, maybe it’s Carlos who says it to Charles who has said that he is worried about getting attached to someone because everyone will leave him in the end (that’s why he always moves here and there, never stays in one place, afraid of commitment).

When he wakes up in the next morning Carlos expects Charles to be gone, but no he wakes up to the smell of burnt toasts since Charles is a disaster in the kitchen. Charles stares at his burnt toasts sadly, and Carlos is like, what’s wrong?

“I burnt the toast.”

“Well, we can eat something else if you want.”

Charles looks nervous, “but, what if I did it everyday?” as if he is asking about another thing.

“Well, then I have no choice. Guess I have to make breakfast for you everyday.”

Every day, huh? No take back!!

The end. Please if any of you want to write this, you’re very welcome because this kind of fic will fry my brain congratulations. Not well done.

#charlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #fic ideas

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demenior · 7 months

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trick or treat! :)

You get a sample from a Critical Role au I'm working on in which Fjord freed Uk'otoa. It's loosely called 'The Brine King au' bc I felt like Brine King could work as an unoficial title for Fjord in this situation until I can think of something cooler lmao

Mama stares out of the open window in her room, at the ocean beyond. The faint glow of sunlight seems to get further and further away every day.

“Mama?” Jester prompts.

Mama stirs, as if only hearing her now, “I’m sorry, my dear, I’m just not hungry.”

“You need to keep up your strength,” Jester reminds her, “when— when Fjord comes back, with the others, they will probably want you to sing.”

Mama’s face twists, as if pained.

“I do not know if the Great Leviathan will want to share my talents,” Mama finally says.

“Of course he will,” Jester says, “and it will be just like performing at home. With an audience. And real people to talk to!”

“I just want to feel warm again,” Mama whimpers, and she raises a hand to touch the window. The water ripples at her touch.

As if in response, something large rises from below to block the light, casting a shadow over the room. Jester forces herself to stay still, and not pull Mama away. A coiling, scaled loop of Uk’otoa’s great body has risen, just enough to look in through Mama’s window. To ensure Mama is still here. It’s so close they could touch him.

Mama stares out the window. From her expression she could be looking at paint dry. The attention of the god is no longer thrilling, or terrifying. It is the fact of her life.

Satisfied that his prize remains, Uk’otoa sinks back to the depths.

“I’ll talk to Fjord, again,” Jester says, “I’m sure I can convince him to take us to the surface, even for a little bit.”

“That snake will never let me go that far,” Mama growls. She closes her eyes, and sighs heavily, “though I suppose, that is why I am still alive.”

“Because you have the best voice, and you are so beautiful,” Jester agrees. Mama’s moods come and go, and Jester likes to think she can encourage more good ones, “that’s why Fjord saved you before… before…”

The thought of her home, of the City she grew up in, of all the people who raised her, dead and decimated at the will of Uk’otoa and now at the bottom of the ocean takes Jester’s cheer from her. Bluud, Carlos, everyone. All dead. She doesn’t even know if the Mighty Nein made it out of the city in time.

But she had to go with Fjord. When they had finally caught up to him, found him putting Mama under a spell to run away with him; Jester had been impulsive in giving herself up as well. There had been no time to think.

“Fjord…” Mama says quietly, and she looks to Jester, “and that serpent…”

“He’s… he’s okay, Mama,” Jester assures her, “he’s good to me.”

#critical role #fjord stone (tengentially)#uk'otoa #jester lavorre #marion lavorre #its vaguely a beauty and the beast love story too #wip

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magical-oppas · 8 months

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I'm curious about the spicy opinion

Lmao ok but you better save me when they all come after me anon

To make a long story short, i believe Charles has a very young fanbase who probably havent really been in to any sports before and is only here for Charles and Charles alone. That doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing, people have to start somewhere and its great that he is bringing more people in but when you hyper focus on just one driver like that you tend to loose perspective. So in their minds Charles is always always ALWAYS the victim, because they love him so he can do no wrong.

The reason I say this is because I have seen this happen before. I am a huge figureskating fan and there used to be this brilliant skater named Yuzuru Hanyu who brought many new fans into the sport but the issue was that they were only there for him, not the sport itself. So then every single bad thing that happened to him was the ISU(the FIA of figureskating) fault, because love of their life Yuzuru could do no wrong. It became so extreme that even when he was winning by over 70 points his fans would go online and absolutely drown any and all discussions with "yuzuru got underscored!!!! The ISU hates him!!!! I feel so bad for him he is probably crying in his room!!!!" comments. It was exhausting. When I see the comments on Ferrari social media I get PTSD flashback to these days.

The other part of the spicy opinion is that Carlos fans are always on hyper defence. You can barely get a word out before they kick you down. I think the reason for that is that overall we all know that Charles holds a slight edge over Carlos when it comes to pure talent. Doesn't take away from the fact that Carlos is absolutely amazing and one of the best on the grid but at the end of the day Charles does have that slight edge.

So, when this blind idolisation meets this hyper defensiveness it is bound to crash and burn unfortunately.

!!!DISCLAIMER!!! I AM A FERRARI FAN. I AM A CHARLES FAN. I AM A CARLOS FAN. THIS IS MY OPINION, I COULD BE 200% WRONG. I AM NOT CLAIMING THESE ARE FACTS.

#jesus that got long but i really wanted to phrase it well so that i wouldnt be misunderstood #im counting on you to save me anon dont forget #f1 #formula 1 #answered #charles lecrelc #carlos sainz #ferrari

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welcometololaland · 1 year

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Ten Random Lines

I was tagged by @rmd-writes (thank you!)

Rules: pick any ten of your fics, scroll to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people.

(10 is so bold and i cheated by re-tagging people RMD already did. so i'm not enforcing that on anyone else lmao)

ONE: Speak for Yourself (Firstprince)

Henry runs a hand through his hair and his mouth twitches in the corners slightly. "What on earth would I need a speedboat for, Alex?" "Boating quickly?" Alex replies, shrugging. "Never know when you might need to go over fifty knots." "I would have absolutely no business going over fifty knots," Henry says, as the shadow of a grin plays on his lips. "It makes me wonder if you know anything about boating."

TWO: The Morning (Part 2) (Tarlos)

“Perfect,” TK sighs absentmindedly, as he crawls up the bed trying to commit all of Carlos’ lines to memory on his way. The soft skin on his cheeks that TK loves; the firm, muscular planes of his chest; the dip next to his hip bone that fits TK’s hand so precisely. There’s a part of TK that looks at Carlos and wonders whether he’s enough to be able to hold something so precious in his hands; as if something that looks as beautiful and enticing and ethereal as Carlos Reyes shouldn’t belong to this world.

THREE: Love Game (Tarlos)

“I like being here,” TK agrees softly, pushing an errant curl off Carlos’ forehead as he wonders how on earth this man knew what he needed before he did. “I like being with you.” “I love being with you,” Carlos murmurs, sleepy and sated, and with those words and that face, TK wonders how on earth he’s supposed to keep himself a heart's length away.

FOUR: Route 11 (Firstprince)

Alex sighs theatrically and thunks his head back on the plexiglass bus window. “Ah yes,” he says, “my dream. Make sure it goes on my tombstone as well, won’t you? Here lies Alex Claremont-Diaz. Loving son, brother and incurable reprobate.”

FIVE: get it right, to get around me (Tarlos)

He’s supposed to be alone. He’s supposed to be emotionally destroyed by his failed marriage proposal. He’s not supposed to find someone who wants to be his boyfriend, and listens to all his problems without judgement, and knows too much about him, and still looks at him like he hangs the moon. He’s supposed to drown in an ocean of his unhappiness. He’s not supposed to find someone who wants to haul him out.

SIX: Luck of the Draw (Firstprince)

Alex: A dangerous assumption, Henry. I played lacrosse for years so I’m kind of talented with a stick. Henry: Fencing is rather technical. Why don’t we go with polo? I take your point that you can use a stick, but do you know how to ride?

SEVEN: Still Waters Run Deep (Tarlos)

There’s a difference in the way Carlos touches TK that afternoon - less caution and hesitation and with a flicker of unbridled yearning in the way he works his lips into their kisses - bathed in the beams of sunlight that cover the sheets. It’s as if they’ve stripped back a protective, careful layer of his façade and let loose a glow that settles all around them, full of future promises and strong feelings that TK doesn’t know how to name.

EIGHT: Baby, Make Your Move (Tarlos)

"Abuelo! Abuelita!" Isa cries, allowing herself to be scooped up in Andrea's arms. "Look! Hugo bit me!" “You’re letting the kids bite each other?” Gabriel asks, arching an eyebrow in a way that is scarily reminiscent of Carlos’ own expression. “That’s a novel tactic.”

NINE: (Not) A Cinderella Story (Firstprince)

"I like stupid answers," Henry replies softly, brushing the apples of Alex's cheekbones with his thumb. The man has ridiculously long fingers. Alex tries not to think about their potential other uses, although classical piano is probably one. "Clearly," Alex says, trying to hold onto the shred of sanity he has left. This all feels way too nice, considering they barely know each other. "You told someone your favourite food was fucking mutton pie. That's the stupidest answer I've ever heard."

TEN: Love, Communicated (Tarlos)

“But that’s the risk of love, right?” Carlos argues, frowning. “We both take that risk, TK. You could just as easily fall out of love with me.”

I tag @strandnreyes @clottedcreamfudge @indomitable-love @iboatedhere @goodwaysihope @beautifulhigh @cinnaluminum @reyesstrand @reyescarlos @liminalmemories21

this took fucking forever so i don't blame you for not wanting to do it, but i'd love to read yours if you do!

#tag games #this took a mf long time #it really did #sorry to my employer who got nothing out of me for like 45 minutes

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theghostofashton · 3 months

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for the wip game.... Anything on the exes to lovers my beloved... i love it so much already and we don't even have it

thank you anon, and thank you to the other anon that also asked about it!

exes to lovers is the huge au i've been working on for a while now, where tk and carlos met in college and fell in love, spent the better part of those four years together, only to break up abruptly and messily a week before graduation. carlos moves back to texas and tk stays in new york. the college part of this story is told through flashbacks, beginning move-in day their freshman year where they meet for the first time as roommates.

their paths cross in present day, six years later, when tk comes down to austin to help owen rebuild the firehouse. the present day timeline loosely follows canon (tk's working as a firefighter with nyfd at first, his breakup with alex and overdose give owen the push to move them to texas, etc) but with quite a few au elements. some characters retain their canon roles and careers, but others don't. for example, paul is a professor of gender and sexuality studies, and carlos is a high school english teacher.

it has been..... a challenge to write, for sure, lol. i was quite possibly overconfident in taking on something so ambitious because the timeline itself has been a struggle to keep straight. this is one of those fics i have a very specific, detailed vision for, and kinda keep procrastinating on because i'm afraid it won't live up to that lmao. if i can pull it off, it'll be really good, so here's hoping! (really i love this fic so much i'm so excited about it but. actually writing it has been way harder than i ever thought)

a little snippet:

TK was beautiful that day, and he wanted him. Carlos couldn’t believe it. He remembers when they first met, move-in day freshman year. TK had seemed so… cool. A native New Yorker, fully acclimated to the city. He and his parents spoke about subway lines and local businesses like it was another language, and Carlos remembers just standing there, meant to be filling his new dresser with clothes, unable to get his body to move. He had never been more overwhelmed. College seemed like it was designed for the people like TK, not the ones like him. And then the cool native New Yorker decided to start hanging out with Carlos. They went to the library a lot. And then TK started asking if he wanted to come to his favorite coffee shops. Carlos had tried to refuse because he felt like it was pity, but TK insisted. He’s still certain to this day that it initially was that. TK took pity on him, but six years later, he can say that he has never been more grateful.

#sorry this took a bit! work was so busy the past couple of days lol #and thank you so much for asking and for being so kind <3 i hope to bring this universe to you soon #exes to lovers au #answered #anonymous #911 lone star #about my fic

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lilolilyr · 9 months

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Tagged by @banashee to post 10 of my favorite comfort movies and then tag 10 people, thanks! <3 just had a look at yours again after writing mine, we agree on LotR :D and adsfg I really need to watch Rocky Horror one of these days (I've seen it live before, but never the movie I think?? Oupsie xD fast ne Bildungslücke!)

1. Lord of the Rings (whole trilogy but if I have to choose one then Return of the King)

Comfort movie: battles and darkness and Winning

A++

2. Racing Stripes

(The film's in colour but it looks like this is the only gif I can find when I type in the title lmao)

One of a handful of taped movie me and my sister watched on repeat as a kid. Big nostalgia

3. Chestnut: Hero of Central Park

I can't find a gif for that one at all, but it's another cute kids movie I used to watch A Lot and still sometimes return to for the comfort of nostalgia and safety

4. Monte Carlo

I love all those silly switcharoo films, also the princess switch and its sequels etc, but Monte Carlo was the first one I watched and I still love to watch it for some mindless destress entertainment xD

Ummmm okay what else we got, I can't actually easily think of comfort!movies, I've got a whole bunch of comfort TV shows that come to mind, and movies I love but that aren't exactly /comfort/... *Goes through my Ao3 fandom list* no nothing clicks nothing clicks... Oh!

5. Pitch Perfect

Just the first one tbh, I mean the others are fun too but this one's a comfort film for me!

6. murder, she said

I adore Miss Marple, and this version of Miss Marple specifically! I've watched this one so many times :)

7. The Parent Trap

It's cute. Okay? It's cute xD and I've probably watched this version at least as often as the German one I'll add next, probably bc this one was on TV more often? Idk, I couldn't actually say which one I like more

8. Charlie & Louise

Again no gifs on here, but I adore this film! Also as you can maybe tell I'm actually running out of ideas and the Real comfort would be reading the book version of Das Doppelte Lottchen that both this and the parent trap are loosely based on xD my mom still has an old hardcover version and I've always adored that book, wished I had a twin whenever I read it as a kid!

9. Pride and Prejudice

Alright so th Colin Firth series version is better and the YouTube Lizzie's diaries or what it is is the best anyway but we're doing movies here and the Keira Knightley version Is definitely a comfort film for me so here goes

Ok so there are Definitely pride and prejudice gifs somewhere on tumblr. It just won't show them in the search results for sommme reason. Seems to be because it has the word 'pride' in it, because whenever I type that it switches to the 'create your own gif' error image. @staff what's up with that? Latent homophobia again?

10. Kyss Mig

First wlw film I ever watched, I still remember watching it (on mute, with English subtitles, there's no German or English dub anyway) in my parents' living room when I was 12 or so, with the computer display turned away from everyone else, actually pretending to be on tumblr (the rule was we had to be at least in the same room for evening family time even if I was uninterested in whatever movie or sports the others were watching but I was allowed to be on tumblr) and trying not to show any reaction to the screen bc at the time I had no idea what my parents' stance regarding LGBT ppl was (parents, tell your kids when you're okay with them being gay, bc they might be and they won't just Know that you're okay with that!), and idk I've had friends tell me it's not their fav film and maybe it's mainly the nostalgia for me but I still absolutely adore this movie and have rewatched it many times

Tagging my mutuals, friends and collaborators <3 @toboldlynerd @lavendelhummel @squishmittenficfan @purlturtle @mimi-mindless @asstraightasau-turn @katieswain123 @verajasmijnart @artax-risen @bookgirlfan only if you want to do it of course! :) & pls lmk if you'd rather I didn't tag you in the future!

Edit: looking at old posts in my 'movie tag' and 'comfort movies' tags now like omg! Of course! Mr&Mrs Smith, Lara Croft, Mean Girls, Carol..... Also I only just thought of Miss Congeniality! Adsfghjkl I really have 0 memory sometimes!

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myworldisfictional · 2 years

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Season 3 episode 8

It’s the finale y’all! I’m very nervous but also excited. This season was so short and I’m realizing how rushed everything seemed this season. I feel like there’s a lot of loose ends so I guess we’ll see if they all get tied up.

Holy shit the episode is 50 minutes?!?!!

AAAHHHHH BIG RED!!!!

Oh you missed a LOT big red

Gina looking gorgeous as always

AAAHHHH MISS JENN!!

I’m so happy everyone is coming back for this episode

They really neglected the younger girls this season. I swear they only had like three scenes

Awww EJ looks so sad

I feel like I’m gonna cry this episode. Don’t know yet if it will be happy tears, sad tears, or angry tears

“Go get em Anna” ugh my heart

Considering they had like a week to put the show together and everything they went through it should not look this good lol

God I hope Corbin saves the show and puts Channing in his place

I like how they’re handling the topic of anxiety. They’re portraying it really well

Oop I don’t think that’s what Ashlyn wanted to hear

Also very fitting song for this moment. Perfect for kourtneys arc this season

Damn what kind of budget did they have for this

Oh shit. Ricky had an interesting reaction to hearing Nini is at the performance. I mean I know they have history so it could be any number of things

AAHHH I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS

The look on EJs face is breaking my heart

Okay and now I’m crying

Nini leaving feels so bittersweet. I’m crying again. She was such a big part of season 1 and now Olivia is going off and doing amazing things so it’s very mixed emotions

Heck yeah fuck you channing

AAAHHHH THE WILDCAT CHANT

ASSDFGSHSJKDNLSLK

Omg Corbin is wearing one of his chad shirts

Of course Nini remembered the ticket

OMG THE DOCUMENTARY LMAO

This’ll be interesting

This trailer is making the worst of everything

BI BIG RED CONFIRMED OH MY FUCKING GOD

Noooooooo

NOOOOOOO

Oh my god this feels so weird to me

No I don’t like it

Well that was a whirlwind of emotions. I know the Rina fans are absolutely freaking out. Honestly I said there were a lot of loose ends that needed to be tied up and they barely tied any. I’m left with more questions now than when I started the episode. I did really like seeing big red, miss Jenn, and Nini again and I think they gave Nini some good closure in the show. Also can I just say how great but also random it is that Rig Red is the first character to label his sexuality in the show. Like I don’t know with Carlos and seb if they had to hover around them being gay, especially with that conversation in season 2, or if it was a choice to do it like that. And then with Ashlyn she didn’t label herself this season either (not that she needs to). So big red just saying that he’s bi totally caught me off guard. I legit screamed. I’m so here for it. And then on a more depressing note, I feel so bad for EJ. He started this season hopeful to have a good summer and then it just kept going downhill and it didn’t even have a light at the end of the tunnel. He’s been done so dirty by the show this season. And honestly looking at what is planned for next season I’m so confused as to how everything is going to work that I just can’t fathom what will happen.

#hsmtmts reactions #hsmtmts s3 #hsmtmts #hsmtmts season 3 spoilers #hsmtmts season 3

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spookiekewchie · 3 years

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⛓kinktober 2021- femdom⛓

—all hail the queen you get tonight...

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Characters: Juice Ortiz x woc!reader

Summary: You know what your man needs even when he doesn't know himself.

Word Count: 2.8k

Warnings: femdom, nicknames (baby, baby boy, good boy, pretty baby), praise kink, mommy kink (just the name used), sub!juice ortiz, oral (f receiving), hand jobs, mentions of pegging, some nipple play, cum eating (blink and you miss it).

A/N: Day three of kinktober, and we getting subby Juice from SOA. @thewritingdoll here you go bitch! I know you been waiting on this one lmao. Anyways, all mistakes are mine so pardon any errors or typos I'm sure I missed a few. The divider is by @firefly-graphics

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You watch him as he readjusts the magazines on your coffee table for the fourth time in the past fifteen minutes. You don’t say anything, eyes narrowing slightly as you watch your man move across the room and pace the same path a couple times before he starts to organize the scattered items that sit on the table near the door of your apartment. You sigh, you know something is stressing him out and as much as you want to wait for him to tell you what’s wrong on his own, you know how stubborn Juice can be about asking for help.

You give him another five seconds before you speak up.

“Juice?”

“Yeah?” He’s not really paying attention, far too focused on stacking the loose change in the dish. You sigh again, closing the book that you’ve been reading so you can give him your full attention.

“You gonna tell me what’s bothering you?” You question, and you’re not surprised when he stills and avoids looking at you for a moment.

“Nothin’s wrong. ‘m fine.” He lies, and you narrow your eyes again and wait a beat for him to correct himself only for him to pointedly ignore you.

“Juan Carlos, you know better than to lie to me.” Your voice has a slightly sterner edge to it than it did moments prior and you know that Juice hears it by the way that he straightens up almost immediately. You don’t utter his name like this unless you have to, and if your man spiraling and needs you to bring him back down then you will.

“Sorry, I-I just don’t wanna bother you with it, okay?”

“No. Not okay, come here.” You press, shaking your head as you remain sitting on the sofa. “Crawl.” You add a moment later, foot moving to push against the edge of the coffee table to slide it away from you to give him more room to settle in front of you. You can see the conflict on his features, but ultimately lowers himself to his knees and crawls his way over to you on hands and knees. If he doesn’t want things to play out this way he can always safe word, and you’ll find another way to get through to him. But he hasn’t, and you can see something like relief in his gaze as he looks up at you. He knows he can be vulnerable here, and he knows that you care enough to see through his bullshit when he tries to deny that there’s something eating at him.

“Is it something with us that’s bothering you?” You question, and he shakes his head no. You’re at least glad about that even if it leaves just a couple more options. “Is it club business?” He hesitates, sighing as he lets his forehead dip to rest against your knees while his hands curl into fists against his jean clad thighs.

“Kinda…” He admits, and you sigh with a nod. “It’s Clay. He did some shit, and there’s a vote coming up.”

You nod, again. You know why this might be conflicting for Juice, his friendship with Clay is being weighed against his loyalty to the club and it makes sense that it’s something that would eat at him. “I see,” you hum. “Sounds like my baby boy needs a distraction. What do you think?”

Juice looks up at you then, the worry that had been in his gaze shifting to desire so fast that it brings a proud smirk to your lips as you ease your legs apart. He hisses when he sees that under your pretty little sundress you’re not wearing anything, and when he reaches to touch you, you land a stinging slap to the back of his hand.

“I didn’t say you could touch, you have to earn that.” You tsk, reaching out to press a finger under his chin to tip his head back just enough that you can meet his gaze. “Beg me real pretty, and maybe I’ll let you have a taste.”

He groans, teeth sinking into his bottom lip as he eyes you hungrily. He can already feel his cock stirring to life as you let him know exactly what you want. And you know he wants nothing more than to touch you, and bury his face between your thighs and lose himself in you but he also loves how you take control like this. “Please, lemme make you feel good.” He begs, nuzzling against the side of your knee before he tests the waters and ghosts his lips just a little higher. “Need to taste you, please...fuck, please mommy.” He might be willing to submit to you and let you have the reins, but he also knows what buttons to push to get what he wants. That title he uses, he knows how it makes you go damn near feral. It’s a miracle you don’t give in right then and there, but you manage to keep your cool after taking a centering breath and fixing him with a knowing smirk.

“I’m sorry, what was that, baby? You’re gonna have to speak up.” You sigh, feigning uninterest even as the feeling of his lips pressing against your inner thigh has your arousal nearly dripping against the sofa cushions.

“Let me be your good boy, mommy. Lemme bury my face in your sweet cunt, need to make you cum all over my tongue.” He sounds so needy and you can feel yourself clenching around nothing as you lick your lips while you eye him. You know very well how much he craves to be your good boy, every time he gets that praise it just makes him that much more eager to please you. You kiss your teeth, pretending as if you need to think it over, before finally lifting a leg and draping it over his shoulder. You repeat the action with the other, and give Juice a smirk as you beckon him closer with a finger.

You don’t have to wait long for him to react, in a second he’s between your thighs, his mouth on your slick sex and his ringed fingers grip against your thighs. “So eager…” You hum, holding back from praising him just yet. You want to make him work for the praise, and he’s already off to a great start when you feel his tongue dragging through your folds before the feeling of his muffled groan of satisfaction vibrates against your cunt. He repeats the action, teasing the tip of his tongue against your clit for a moment before he lets the fleshy muscle push into your quivering hole. That earns him a loud shameless moan, and your hand resting against the back of his shaved head to urge him to continue.

“That’s it, you know just how to treat mommy’s pussy don’t you?” You moan, hips rocking gently against his face when you feel his hands sliding under your ass to give him a better angle to devour you.

He’s shameless with how he works his mouth against you, the lewd wet noises echo in your ears. If you were capable of it you might even be a little embarrassed by how wet this man gets you, but you love how he worships your body like it’s the most holy thing to him. All he wants is to lose himself in you, and you let him do just that. Relishing in the pleasure that he brings you while he distracts himself from the worries that have been eating away at him.

You moan loudly, hips pressing more against his mouth when you feel his lips seal around your clit, suckling at it and alternating between that and letting his tongue flick at the sensitive bud until you’re squirming in pleasure and need for release. He lingers there a moment, enjoying the sounds that fall from your lips as they only cause his cock to grow harder inside his jeans until it’s straining almost painfully against his zipper. Juice knows better than to let his hands drift anywhere near his cock without your permission, and he won’t even think about it until he’s made you fall apart on his tongue at least twice.

You’re so close that he doesn’t have to wait long for that first one when pushes his tongue into your cunt again, pressing in as deeply as he can get and letting his nose bump against your clit until you're cumming and trembling from the pleasure while your legs close around his head and you ride out the wave. “Fuck...look at you so god damn greedy for me.” You huff out, hips squirming against his face when he doesn’t pull away once your cream has coated his tongue. “Keep going, just like that...fuck that’s it, that’s my good boy!” You cry out, nails scraping gently against the back of his head as he works you up to a second release that has your back bowing up from the sofa.

Moment’s later, after you’ve let that blissful rush of endorphins settle and you can once again think straight, you gently push the man’s head back away from your impossibly wet cunt. You take a moment to admire the mess he’s made of himself before letting your legs slide from his shoulders so you can lean down and catch his lips in a searing kiss. You can taste yourself against his mouth and it makes you moan softly with a little grin. “You did so good, baby. I think you’ve earned yourself a reward after that.”

He looks utterly blissed out between the taste of you, and the little bit of praise that you’ve started to give him. It’s how you prefer to see him, relaxed, pliant, and happy as he lets you take control and allows himself to be vulnerable and needy. Moment’s like these when he can shut his thoughts off and focus on you and earn your praise make dealing with the club’s shit easier when he has to return to that world. “Be a good boy and strip for me,” you tell him, reaching out to grip his chin in between your fingers. “Nice and slow, mommy wants to admire her pretty boy.” He nearly melts when you call him that, nearly cums on the spot without you so much as glancing at his cock. You smirk as you watch him slowly stand, and do as you order. He takes his time stripping off each layer of clothing, reveling in the way your lust blown gaze drinks him in as he exposes more and more skin to your hungry gaze.

The moment he’s bare you can’t help but reach out to graze your fingers over his cock as it bobs in the air, swollen and dripping precum. He hisses at the barely there contact, and you smirk, reaching with your other hand to pull him down onto the sofa beside you. “I’m honestly too soft on you.” You sigh, hand wrapping around his thick length loosely, a soft chuckle on your lips at the way his hips flex and he whines needily for more. You both know that his earlier lie shouldn’t be rewarded, but you can’t bring yourself to stop now. You’ll just have to work in a punishment later, but for now you’ll indulge. Your grip gets firmer and the moan that it pulls from Juice’s lips is utterly sinful. He presses back into the cushions of the sofa more, hands flexing open and closed for a moment in his need to touch you. A second later he’s asking you so sweetly if he can that you don’t bother denying him. You shift up onto your knees beside him, making it easier to give him ample view of the swell of your breasts hidden under the fabric of your sundress. You hum in contentment at the feeling of the cool metal of his rings running along the back of your thigh.

His hand drifts higher, gliding over the swell of your ass. You smirk, reaching up to pull at the bows that hold your spaghetti straps together so you can tug the top of your sundress down. His hands are on your breasts in an instant, squeezing and kneading, his fingers roll your nipples between the pads until your moaning.

“Fuck...please...feels so good. Wanna make you feel good too.” He murmurs, eyes on your breasts and you can see how badly he wants to get his mouth on you again.

"Come on then, mommy knows you want to." You tell him, and Juice shifts his position to get take one of your hardened peaks into his mouth. Sucking, and teasing at it with nibbles and little bites that leave you gasping and telling him how much of a good boy he is.

Juice loses himself in it all, suckling at your breasts and enjoying the feeling of your hand wrapped tightly around his cock as it pumped up and down. Your wrist twisting with the motion, and your thumb brushing over the swollen tip as you smeared his precum over it. You aren’t surprised when you feel his hips thrusting upwards to fuck into your hand as you grip him, as he chases his high. You slow your pace for a moment, not wanting to send him over the edge just yet despite just how badly and shamelessly he chases after it.

“Does my good boy want to cum?” You tease, loving the muffled whine of frustration that comes out of Juice when your slowed pace drags him away from the blissful edge. He doesn't dare pull away from your breasts though, except to take your other nipple into his mouth and give it that same attention. “Look at you, so fucking desperate for me. Such a good boy aren’t you?” You praise, and pick up the pace of your hand as you stroke him. “Fuck you're doing so good, pretty boy. Keep this up and maybe, just maybe, mommy will stuff that ass of yours with a fat cock.” The praise and the promise are almost his undoing, but Juice holds back with a strained sound. You lick your suddenly dry lips, peering down at the man that’s at your mercy, and you smile, loving the power that he gives up all in the name of being your good boy. “If my good boy wants to cum then he’s going to have to ask me real fuckin’ sweet.”

Juice doesn’t hesitate for a moment, practically preening at your praise before whining and pulling away from you with a wet pop. “Pl-please...may I?” You hum in thought, focusing your attention on the swollen mushroom tip of his cock, letting your thumbnail graze gently over the sensitive flesh. “Fuck—” It’s a strangled curse, and Juice sucks in a harsh breath as he tries to hold it together. “Can I cum? Please, mommy?” You feign having to think about it, taking your time to enjoy how he squirms under your hand and begs you for permission to let go and give into the rush of pleasure that he’s trying desperately to fend off until you say it’s okay.

“So good for me,” you can feel his cock twitch in your grasp as you tell him how good he is, his praise kink always makes him putty in your hands and now is no different. “Look at you, so pretty...so needy. You need to cum so bad don’t you?” You coo, grinning at the frantic nod he gives you as he strains to control himself under your still stroking hand. “Cum for me, pretty baby.” Your hand slips down to tease your manicured nails across his sack, the other hand circling around the head of his cock so your thumb can stroke against his frenulum.

He loses it then, cumming over your hand with a loud groan of pleasure as his spend coats your fingers. You keep stroking at him through it, waiting until he’s panting and half-lidded as the high washed over him. “Baby, you made a mess.” You sigh softly, lifting your fingers to his lips and watching in satisfaction as he cleans his spend from them with his tongue. When he’s done, and you’ve settled more comfortably on the sofa he moves, positioning himself so that he can lay his head on your chest with a sigh of contentment. You know you’ll both move into the bedroom soon enough, but for right now you let Juice lay against you while a hand draws a back and forth path against his arm as it curls around you.

“You feeling better, baby boy?” You question, noting the soft purr that rumbles in his chest as he nods.

#juice ortiz x woc!reader #juice ortiz x black!reader #juice ortiz x dom!reader #juice ortiz x mommy!reader #juice ortiz x reader #juice ortiz x you #juice ortiz x woc #juice ortiz reader #juice ortiz fanfiction #juice ortiz fanfic #juice ortiz fic #kinktober 2021 #trilla writes

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bluestockingbaby · 2 years

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I posted 6,553 times in 2021

162 posts created (2%)

6391 posts reblogged (98%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 39.5 posts.

I added 6,060 tags in 2021

#lmao - 2061 posts

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Longest Tag: 134 characters

#i think that if your daughter is human trafficked and dies because of it you should be allowed to sweeney todd those human traffickers

My Top Posts in 2021

Playing Love Nikki and getting the lore out of order is wild, it’s just:

LUNAR IS GOING TO DIE?

DEBBIE IS IRON ROSE??

YVETTE IS BADASS??

THAT’S WHAT THE CURSE OF BLOOD MEANS????

BOBO IS A VAMPIRE?????

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this is in their holiday section

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What your favorite Dresden Files ship says about you

Harry/Murphy: Your ideal relationship dynamics are buddy cop film and bickering married couple. Harry/John Marcone: Your ideal relationship dynamic is enemies to lovers. Harry/Susan: You were very upset when Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson’s marriage was sold to Mephisto. Harry/Molly: I can’t say for certain if you’re young and projecting onto Molly and you think Harry is hot, but I hope so. Obligatory “FBI OPEN UP!” Harry/Thomas: You definitely wrote wrote Supernatural slash before Castiel came on the show. Harry/Elaine: You’re always a slut for childhood friends to lovers. Michael Carpenter/Charity Carpenter: Your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom wife/sitcom husband.

Michael Carpenter/Harry Dresden: I can’t say for sure if you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.

Harry/Kincaid: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of competition.

Nicodemus/Anduriel: Your crippling addiction to the movie Venom is only outweighed by your love of villains.

Harry/Lash: You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of mindfucking. Thomas/Justine: You love Pushing Daisies almost as much as you love angsty vampire boys. Harry/Butters: Your favorite highschool romance dynamic is class clown/nerd. Molly/Carlos: You just want good things for Molly, and really, who wouldn’t? Harry/Carlos: You’re just here for a couple of loose cannons. Harry/Donald Morgan: Your ideal relationship dynamic is Javert/Jean Valjean. Toot-Toot/Lacuna: You are heterosexual. Harry/Mab: You want Mab to step on you.

Murphy/Kincaid: You just want good things for Murphy, and really, who wouldn’t? Hendricks/Gard: Your crippling addiction to buff people is only outweighed by your love of characters who desperately need more screen time. You really liked Team Rocket. Harry/Maeve: Your ideal relationship is enemies to lovers, and you love edgy goth girls. Harry/Lara: You are Jim Butcher.

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dark academia king 😍

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Writing Hacks from BSG: Avoid surface-level discourse about what is and is not problematic or justified by having everyone commit war crimes.

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #2021 #tumblr #my posts

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hollowmossart · 3 years

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Alright I don’t know what prompted this. It’s 11:06 at night, although time is fake so who knows. General TW/CW for mentions of violence and such. It’s fanfiction. side note: these are all fictions I find while scrolling Ao3 that I get stronger reactions to the tags or description from! If any of these are yours and you do not want them here, please message me and tell me

This will also include my reaction to the fan fictions but entirely judging the book my it’s cover (in this case, tags, fandoms, and descriptions) on whether I would read/have read or not. If I’ve read it, there will be a rating/recommendation

-Assimilate by AlacrityAbound-

•words: 2,882•

Rating: Incomplete, Teen+, M/M, Graphic Depictions of Violence

Description:

”He saved them all, he had to remember that. He had saved everyone from this terrible fate, from the life he now had to live. They didn’t understand, would never understand, nor would they know the lengths their Voice would go to protect them.”

H-huh??? No no no this sounds painful.

Tags:

“The smiling god”

oh no

”hurt and very little comfort”

EXCUSE ME? PLEASE NO

”believeinasmilingcecil”

OKAY LISTEN. IVE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE. IVE COSPLAYED THIS BEFORE. BUT F-CK THIS AU LMAO

”betrayal”

um. to whom,, may i ask??

Will I be reading this?

Maybe if I grow to a point of numb where I turn to Strex!Cecil in order to feel? Maybe if I just need to cry.

-Dinner Break by StarshipRangerBoyWonder-

Rating: Completed, M/M, General Aud.

•words: 1,717•

Description:

"Cecil’s in desperate need of some food. Lucky for him, Carlos comes to the rescue."

Firstly, this sounds like sm-t, though it’s not marked as being such. I do have to note, one of the fandoms listed, along with the obvious WNTV, is. McDonalds..? Is there actually a fandom?? Secondly, Carlos to the rescue.

Tags:

”Cecil/Chicken Nuggets”

Please.. please tell me this is not a ship. This can’t be right??? Wot?? I’m scared mom come pick me up. I need Carlos and Martin(tma) and my boyfriend in a cuddle pile with me right now.

”duck”

..duck goose?

”Kentucky does not exist” “I repeat” “Kentucky” “does” “Not” “exist”

Gotcha! Makes perfect sense! thank you night vale

Will I be reading this?

likely.. not. the tags mixed with the description have me in fear of my brain cells. i have so few left.

-Absolutely Facinating, Scientifically Speaking, by zombified_queer

Rating: Completed , Teen+, M/M

•words: 584•

Description:

"Carlos was just out doing some shopping when he just about had a heart attack. Still, it was facinating, scientifically speaking."

To be fair, without the tags this one would not have caught my eyes, however, the tags are as follows:

Tags:

"Earl Harlan is a merman"

Okay... Go on..?

"The aquatic hamster ball"

Firstly, huh? I think I have been in one of these. It leaked and got my jeans wet. Secondly, really weird deja vu right there.

"Earl is loosely based on the zebra turkeyfish"

..The what now? DId I miss a few episodes or--

Will I read this?

It is relatively short for my liking, however, I have extrmely curious. I've read the works of this fandom and I've seen just how weird it can be. I might.

A remembrance of strange things, by Pseudothyrum

Rating: Completed, M/M, General Aud.

•words: 630•

Description:

"There isn't enough coffee in the world to deal with Night Vale"

Me reading some of the tags/descriptions of fanfiction at what is now 11:57pm on a Monday. Giving off the vibes of a Cecil POV.

Tags:

"wall tentacles"

... what? yknow.. its not as strange as it could be..

"crack"

ah a crack fic. that last tag is a bit less concerning now.

"definitely not ghosts"

hey uhh i think they're might actually be ghosties.

"blood"

did i accidently find a hannibal x will fic.

Will I read this?

Again, it is super short, so I likely won't. I gotta point out, most wtnv fanfiction would be considered crack fic by any other fandom, so this fandom's idea of 'crack fic' concerns me. I might check it out. Not super high on my look out.

-Endless Wedge, by the_angst_alchemist

Rating: Major Ch. Death, M/M, complete

•words: 1,397•

Description:

"Years have passed since that snowfall way back when, and Carlos can still recall every second when he wasn't able to say those words to the man he cared about. So in order to keep that broken voice preserved in his mind, he's kept his own voice quiet."

..Oh wow. Ow. This one caught my eye with tags that made me giggle, but a caption that made me well aware I will cry upon reading it. The description suggests it is well written, I want to even say beautiful. It also hurts because how dare you make Carlos sad?

Tags:

"Carlos doesn't cope well with death"

:( baby no its okay (Have I mentioned I'm a simp?)

"Cecil doesn't cope well with being dead"

I think that's the general consensus of the public, Ceec

"endless wedge"

Sounds like this is describing an emotion? Maybe the wedge of pain in my heart when I read this.

Will I read this?

Oh no doubt in my wee brain. I wish to hurt this good please. It seems amazingly written judging solely on the description, and has a decent amount of words for my liking! I will update when I have read it. I just noticed it's a part two, so I might have even more pain to bear first.

I will update this post when I go through more! It's currently 12:25AM on 12/01/20 on a god damned Tuesday why did I hyperfixate on this for an hour and a half.

#welcome to night vale #wtnv #wtnv fanfiction #welcome to night vale fanfiction #fanfiction #ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction reaction #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #carlos the scientist

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mudstoneabyss · 4 years

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Do you have any general Kevin head canons? Maybe some pre strex kevis if we’re spicy about it?

gonna be honest not super big on pre-strex kevin so there’s gonna be less to none of those lmao oops

ive said it before and ill say it again. kevin trans. none gender left boy.

prefers to wear looser clothes because they’re the opposite of the tighter suits he had to wear during strex but has certain softer tight clothes like compression stuff that help some with his chronic pain

also to make up for the loose-ness of the clothes a lot of them are translucent. a slut in comfort.

he [slaps smiley face and rainbow stickers on his prosthetic] [slaps smiley face and rainbow stickers on his crutches] [slaps smiley face and rainbow stickers on his him]

he’s left-handed but is better with his non-dominant hand that the average person because he’s missing his pinky and parts of his ring and middle finger on his left hand due to a strex-related “”accident””

pre-strex kevin used to swear A Lot and when strex got him they were like nuh uh uh that’s not positive! so he stopped b in dbt he’s getting back into it

he’s really knowledgeable about all kinds of anatomy, especially human

he also can have really steady hands despite that he’s normal very twitchy so arguably he could give you surgery and you turn out fine. arguably

he’s adhd and doesn’t like to be still, he’s near-constantly stimming by tapping his toes or fingers or rocking/bouncing

can paint! and he’s good at it! there’s nothing this man can’t do!!

listen. he made up the story of all smile’s eve and made the parents a polyamorous relationship. he was in love with carlos but had no expectation for carlos to stop loving cecil to also love him, which he thought carlos did. he accommodated for cecil even, anyway what im getting at is kevin polyam

this isnt a headcanon i just need to say it tried to correct pre-strex to pre-sex and i can’t stop thinking about that.

he’s typically a very physically affectionate person but also has no problem rolling that back if other people are uncomfortable with it

there’s exactly 4 people who can talk him into having common sense and it’s carlos, charles, vanessa, and the most influential over him of all, grandma josephine

honestly i imagine josephine doesnt put up with any of his shit. kevin does rlly see her as a motherly figure so when she’s like. disappointed with him he will genuinely be like “gosh now i fucked up”

he likes puzzles but. he has this thing where he throws them away after he finishes them

he also smokes and eats the cigarettes butts when he’s done. also sometimes just eats the lit cigarettes without smoking them. or unlit. he eats cigarettes is what im saying.

im not entirely convinced he can die

#wtnv #wtdb #wtnv kevin #kevin wtnv #kevin #ask #sentient-cloud #angus don't look #tw:#cigarettes #smoking #long post #kinda went off here

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clumsyclifford · 3 years

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for the album thingy, can we have busyhead? love you!!!

oh my god redrattlers em you know you have my WHOLE ENTIRE HEART for asking me this

busyhead:

the first song from this album I heard: you know i can never remember like chronologically which thing happened first: EITHER i heard hurt somebody playing from some radio station or something on spotify (free lol) OR i heard false confidence in my friend’s car during winter break. so one of those, swiftly followed by the other. i THINK the first one i heard was hurt somebody though

do I own the album?: nope! legally not in any way shape or form. that sounds sus i just mean like i never paid money for it i don’t have it on itunes or anything

my favorite song: god this changes all the fucking time. at the moment it’s tidal

my least favorite song: i don’t Not Like any of the songs but just by virtue of being the one i guess i listen to the least? mmm.....i would say mess but ONLY because i played that song so many times on guitar when i was learning it that it got old pretty fast

a song I didn’t like at first, but now do: busyhead!! mostly just because i didn’t know it. and now i do. lmao

a song I used to like, but now don’t: well like i said, mess has been tired out for me a bit. same thing happened to carlo’s song (like literally the same thing, i spent so much time playing it on guitar i grew a bit tired of it). still love those songs but i’m letting them cool off in my mind atm lol

my favorite lyric: fuck, i don’t think i can choose. “i cried at the rain but there’s no way that i’m depressed” (cynic); “and if you want i can tell you the truth that this life takes a toll on you; i spend nights stitching up the loose threads in my soul, in the morning i’m bulletproof” aka the entire bridge of young blood; “why do you keep reaching for my hand? do you see something i can’t?” (save me); “you shake in the darkness, you break like an artist” as well as “burn your bridges and leave no witnesses, all alone inside your busyhead” from busyhead. god i could keep going forever. those are just off the top of my head ahhhh

overall rating out of 10: 10!!! 10/10!!! perfect album perfect tracklist gorgeous wonderful amazing no complaints

send me an album and i’ll answer these questions!!

#this was HARD but FUN #god i fucking love busyhead so fucking much thank you #i sure did go on and on here didn't i #lfkjhgdflksmj #redrattlers #ask #answered

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TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY SO LET'S ANALYSE THE MESS OSBY WAS IN SUPERNOVA

So, I guess we can all agree that the way Osby/Tuckva became canon in Supernova was an utter mess. Not only for the fact that Oscar planned to ask her out during a PUBLIC EXECUTION, but because it ACTUALLY HAPPENED NOT IN *THAT* EXECUTION, BUT IN A MASSIVE NEUTRALIZATION/GENOCIDE/TERRORIST ATTACK AND YOU GUYS, THAT WAS SO…UNFAIR FOR THEM? LOL?

I get it.

It was supposed to be all romantic and “You don’t need your powers to be a hero” kind of thing but, even if it hurts to admit this, it wasn’t the right time to do it.

(Actually, I think Osby should’ve been canon since Archenemies because their arc didn’t fit in Supernova anymore. Pls don’t kill me).

The thing is… It’s almost insane to me to think about this pair of teenagers KISSING in the middle of a massacre and expect people to think it’s oh, so romantic. I think their relationship didn’t deserve to be treated like this, and they didn’t deserve to become canon in such…awful, inadequate circumstances.

When we finished reading Supernova, I complained to @healing-winston-pratt about it and when we started talking about the Arena scene itself, I made a comment we both agreed on bc u know :’)

“This is just like Tlatelolco.”

I don’t know if you guys are familiar with this part of Mexican history, but in case you aren't let me break it out for you:

In Mexico, we have this phrase: “2 de Octubre no se olvida” (“October 2nd will forever be remembered”). We use it to reference the events of October 2nd, 1968.

The 68 Movement.

Basically what happened was that, during Gustavo Díaz Ordaz’s regime, some changes were made in the educational system and a lot of students from important Mexican universities (Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México, Instituto Politécnico Nacional, Universidad Iberoamericana, among others) didn’t agree with them, so they started this series of pacific manifestations in which they would march through the streets carrying signs and stuff like that, avoiding vandalism at all costs. It quickly turned into a social movement and, while the government tolerated it for MONTHS, sadly, 1968 was the year in which Mexico would host the Olympic Games.

During the afternoon of October 2nd, 1968, the students had moved to La Plaza de Las Tres Culturas (“Three Cultures Square”, I guess") in Tlatelolco, in order to have yet another meeting. This time the Mexican army was checking on them, and they had people from the Batallón Olimpia (Olympia Batallion) to “mix” between the manifests (That is to say: they were undercover). When the sun was going down, two flares were released and, not long after that, came the bullet rain, aimed at the manifests.

We call that La Matanza de Tlatelolco (“The Tlatelolco Massacre”), as many people were killed that day (There were so many that, to these days, the Mexican government refuses to give us a true body count). It was Hell. Students were running around, injured. There were bodies everywhere and, even if the manifestation had been obviously canceled, the army kept chasing the participants and murdering some of them in the process.

So, the Arena scene really hit home for us. Like, at first I didn’t notice it, but I knew it was kinda familiar and, you guys, I was crying so bad I stared screaming when…. *that* Callum thing happened :’). Then it hit me: The freaking Arena scene reminded me of Tlatelolco. And @healing-winston-pratt agreed with me. It was really hard for us to get through those chapters lmao.

And yes, I’m aware that the Arena was more like a terrorist attack, but it shares so many characteristics with Tlatelolco is scary. Bees = Bullets. Arena = The Square. Then, Nova describing this terryfing scene in which there was blood dripping down the bleachers, on the floor, on her hands…every-fucking-where; and also, people running around, injured or almost dead, and innocent prodigies loosing their lives. It was just really familiar.

And this is the part where I go back to Osby.

Let me explain:

Many books an articles have been written about Tlatelolco (“Testimonios de Tlatelolco” by Elena Poniatowska, “Regina” by Antonio Velasco Piña…) but there are only two movies.

Two :)

Two out of which one is REALLY good. “Rojo Amanecer” by Jorge Fons (“Red Dawn”).

And then there’s “Verano del 68” by Carlos Bolado :) which pulled out a Titanic and managed to tell a love story out of a tragedy :’) AND NO, I DON’T MEAN THIS IN THE POSITIVE WAY. I ACTUALLY MEAN IT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY.

GUYS, IT’S JUST SO….DUMB X'DDDDD it almost seems like a parody of the events and aghsjkafgsjka

Wow, rude :)

BUT, SADLY ….I feel horrible for saying this but when I read the scene in which Osby kisses, I immediately thought of *that* movie, especially by its poster.

I’m about to explain, with just *one* image why that scene was hilarously rude, disrespectful and unfair both for the story and Osby as a couple.

Imagine there’s a whole massacre around you. There are people dying. The Council members are neutralized, hurt and one of them is dead. Fucking Callum Treadwell is dead on the floor. Ace Anarchy has the helmet. There are blood puddles beneath your feet. The world is falling apart.

And these bitches are in the middle of the Arena like:

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Thoughts on Descendants 3 as I watch it for the 8th time and pause to look at everybody all the time

- When Ben and Mal are walking out before the proposal, Audrey is slow clapping and it’s hilarious

-Chad seems genuinely happy to see them together but Audrey rains on his parade

-Please look at Chad’s face to the side after Ben gets on his knee his overdramatic gaping mouth is SENDING ME

-Why do they make Belle and the Beast kiss beside each other’s cheeks like a french greeting? For real though they’re Belle and the Beast...they should be kissing in celebration .-.

-Right after the Carlos/Beast chest bump there’s an extra in the background of Bal just having a blast popping bubbles

-Speaking of the bubbles I have no clue where they’re coming from

- Dude in the background when Audrey says ”What is wrong with you people?” bein shady AF to her

-That one girl in the wheelchair that has been in every single movie needs a name cause we all just refer to her as that one girl in the wheelchair lol

-Mal has her own purple fucking limo and she’s not even royalty yet

-Their money is so vibrantly coloured

-Those cards Celia fan out are definitely, well, a fan. They’re all attached- she’s not even holding onto some of them lol

-Mal resting her chin on Ben’s shoulder to watch him and Celia in the limo. soft

-The scenes in the limo make Ben look really big and awkward because they’re all shoved into a small space and he’s in the middle where the smallest person usually goes...but he’s the biggest person XD

-The barrier takes forever to close and there are a ton of people right there, why has no one attempted to just jump through it yet lol

-What if Hades put his hand through the barrier and it just like...cut it off LMFAO now THAT would have been entertaining

-Hades literally makes himself roll one more time as he’s pushed back. Like there’s no more momentum and you can see he should stop but he makes himself do another somersault and it’s so obvious lol

-I know it’s been said before but the lack of security in the museum is just lazy AF writing. They didn’t even try to make it realistic it’s way too easy to just waltz in and take anything. Apparently the wand is the only thing worthy of an alarm

-Also why is there not even glass around the scepter to even attempt to discourage people from taking it? Even when the museum is OPEN someone could yank it out and start spelling shit up.

-Ben’s phone rings and he hangs it up less than a second after he picked it up- it doesn’t even show him barely looking at it. How on earth did he have time to see a message about the stolen items- let alone the fact it was a phone call ring...not a text ping

- OK WAIT IF UMA IS ON THE LOOSE AND HE TALKED ABOUT BETTER SECURITY SERIOUSLY WHY ON EARTH IS THE MUSEUM SECURITY SO NON EXISTENT??? IN BOTH THE FIRST MOVIE AND THIS ONE THEIR LACK OF SECURITY IS SUCH A GLARINGLY OBVIOUS THING WHY IS IT NON EXISTENT IT MAKES NO SENSE

-Why are the former King and Queen of Auradon and the current reigning King turning to the not yet Queen for all the advice about evil like it’s her responsibility. They don’t even attempt to brainstorm the vast amount of other ideas. And why on earth can’t she just suggest uh...literal guards by the barrier when it opens for them? Like if they paid people on the isle to guard the barrier so other isle people didn’t try to get out it would help a ton. There are so many other solutions other than closing the barrier completely (and then getting rid of it completely??)

-Does anyone else notice that like...50% of Ben’s screen time is him staring in shock/disbelief at things with literally no other expression for entire scenes? Cause I noticed it the first time around

-My favourite outfit in this whole movie for Mal is this light purple dress she has on when talking about closing the barrier for the first time with Ben’s parents and Evie. She is SO GORGEOUS in it. I’m actually not a fan of the leather suit she wears for the rest of the movie cause I don’t feel it fits with her hairstyle- mainly once it starts to go blue

-I just realized Mal’s hair literally goes from pretty much just purple to lots of blue mixed in. I guess it’s cool cause it’s like she gets power from the ember but I honestly prefer her brighter purple hair. My favourite hairstyle was her bangs she looked like an actual goddess in the 2nd movie

-I think everyone was thinking Dude got into Jane’s cake (despite the very neatly cut corner)

-I honestly love Mal’s face when Audrey shows up with the crown and scepter and her whole new gettup like “What on earth is this chick doing”

-I reiterate “what on earth is this chick doing” as Audrey goes to...sniff? the scepter?

-I wAnT tO bE dAnGeRoUS

-Audrey through a cupcake on the ground. So evil

-Honestly I’m sorry but Audrey talking all angsty to the people at Jane’s party is really cringey. Her lines are just...hhhhhhhhh (you mindless little drones in particular just seems weird the way she says it)

-How on earth does Audrey not see Jane get in the lake...she’s literally right there in full view

-OK so not ALL magic doesn’t work on the Isle, according to Celia only evil magic doesn’t work- so yes Maleficent is still a lizard cause Mal’s spell wasn’t an evil one

-Even with her massive platform shoes Mal is so much shorter than Hades she is yelling at him but having to look way up she’s adorable

- Hades “LET’S DANCE” - proceeds to shake a tambourine, slap his butt with it and stick his tongue out. ok then

-Why did I never notice Mal shake the tambourine at him angrily and then throw it lmao

-WHERE IS THE WIND COMING FROM IN THIS SONG (I will touch back on random wind that shouldn’t be there later on too)

-Mal should say thank you for the ember...imo

-”If it gets wet it’s game over” thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s what she said

-Mal’s walking away from Haes up those stairs? That booty thicc (only thing I really like about that outfit)

-Girl has a zipper down her butt. She can unzip her ass cheeks

-I’m glad the jewelry in this movie is no longer plastic like Ben’s ring and his burger king crown

-“You’ll what? Marry them?” OK I am not a big fan of the plot or Audrey’s temper tantrum but if that isn’t the best fucking burn in this whole franchise then idk what is

-gUYS CELIA IS NOT THE ACTRESS SHE IS SUPPOSE TO BE IN AN ENTIRE MAIN SHOT??? WTF? HOW HAS NO ONE POINTED THIS OUT?? SHE’S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON WHEN THEY’RE WALKING OUT OF THE GATE TOWARDS THE BARRIER ON THE ISLE AND THEN THE NEXT SHOT IT’S BACK TO THE PROPER ACTRESS. BUT IT’S VERY OBVIOUS

-I AM GAY AS SHIT FOR UMA OK SHE IS ABSOLUTE PEAK AESTHETIC AND I WOULD LET HER CHOKE ME WITH HER BRAIDS

-I deserve some compensation for my muscles...what does that even mean???

-Are we suppose to know who Hannah is?

-”Says you and that’s suppose to mean someth’n to me?” Ok maybe I’m just a flaming bisexual for Uma but why was that line delivery so smooth

-Audrey is abusing Chad. She threw a glass bowl at him and is literally shoving him around and yelling at him while accusing him of knowing things and not telling her. And it’s played for laughs. Descendants you have a lot of good things that are socially woke but this ain’t it man. Chad may have been a douche but he doesn’t deserve abuse. (rhyme oof)

- Why is Dude advertising that he gives great cuddles? Who is that directed at? Why is that line in there? Alright then

-How is Uma the only one that noticed the massive scratches on the wall and the literal painting slashed in half

-Mkay we get it Audrey you’re evil thanks for the random laugh

-The knight in front of them literally clanged as it moved and it’s RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM how did nobody but Harry see it move. This entire movie is me asking why something happened because honestly so much of it just doesn’t make sense but I still love the movie lmao

-Out numbered 1 to 50? How did this girl graduate lol

-I still say What The Fuck Is Happening every time Mal makes the Knights dance. It’s just the most random, out of the blue thing to do

-Mal literally licks her lip and gives Evie the most sultry look as Evie dips down and is singing the end of Night Falls. I’m not a Mevie shipper but it’s the most bedroom eyes I’ve ever seen

-Evie is an absolute ray of sunshine and deserves all the things

-Harry is genuinely flattered at Evie’s compliment about his accent he starts to smile. Dude acts like a complete player and then gets happy when someone gives him a genuine compliment lol

-Jay and Gil are adorable

-Gil is just adorable on his own

-Doug is in way too comfortable of a position to not have already been on the ground sleeping/resting. Which begs the question of why he was just on the ground sleeping like that

-Doug’s long hair and ponytail and complete lack of style are some of my biggest pet peeves in this movie. He doesn’t just look out of place next to Evie, but next to literally everyone else. He looked pretty good in the last two, why such a drastic change that literally nobody asked for or wanted lol

-I seriously can’t take Evie and Doug seriously in this movie just because of his hair. It’s just so unattractive I’m sorry not sorry

- I do enjoy the sense of urgency and time that the movie has as Mal tries to keep moving. Uma and her being like “just kiss him already” is fun

-They could have shot Audrey looking at them through the scepter in a different way...the way it’s just the same close up shot every time she’s looking at it with her hair blowing in the non-existent wind just adds to how cheesy her whole performance is (not her fault, director and writers fault)

-Mal should have kissed Ben when they reunited. 0 reason not to. She was super worried about him and finally reunited with him and she also LOOKED like she wanted to kiss him. Girl was super into that beard.

-Leave some room for Jesus lmao

-I’m just bitter cause the only kiss we get this whole movie is from kinda far away and is short. We’ve also never seen them share a sweet kiss in private- they’re always on display....maybe it’s a kink lol

-Ben and Mal holding hands while trying to sneak around <3

-Sophia’s acting when Evie is upset is on point. This whole scene is one of the only really good ones where everyone is rightfully upset with Mal.

-Mal has had to sing about her feelings in every movie lmao

-Why...does the dragon look like it has a low frame rate? It looks choppy

-Audrey just, once again, doesn’t look menacing. She’s just like...waving a stick around and making mean faces

-”I owe you an apology” says everyone but...no one actually says “I’m sorry” lol

- Ben is just “aw yiss speak human rights to me baby” at Mal during the engagement party

- Beast: “We can’t do that.” I AGREE

-Taking the barrier down with no screening for the villains is a bad bad bad bad idea but it’s a happy disney universe so everything is fine - ugh

-UNSAFE BRIDGE!!1!!1 I’m waiting for someone to fall off- just once, please

-Mal and Uma jumping up and down when they kmeetis the cutest fucking thing on earth

-Ben needs a different thing to dance in, his suit is so stiff

-Harry and Audrey? Hmmmm I’m not opposed but I’m also not feelin it

-Were those people just...waiting there with an already built dragon?

-Ben likes to hip thrust in every movie, no lie

#descendants #descendants 3 #disneys descendants #mal bertha #mal #bal #ben florian #carlos de vil #jay jafar #uma #harry hook #gil gaston

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