im just gunna spin a wheel and let fate decice what kind of ask you get it's that kinda night.

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Everything I want ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

some pic i made bleghhhh

use w/ creds

new form of baptizing dropped

All or Nothing

Tags: a/b/o, lost heir trope, one direction trope, crackfic.

tw: injury, violence

A/n: y'all this was not what I wanted my debut piece to be but... Anyway me and and a moot were being nefarious as usual when this dastartadly thing was born into existence, enjoy. NO NSFW, THIS IS SFW DW

tagging pookie so she'll give her version too lmao:

@cheriiyaya

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H stood paralyzed as he watched A embrace Y. His pain and sorrow were quickly capsizing and threatened to drown him. But he persevered. He roughly slammed A into the wall and growled menacingly. "Why? Why?! Was I not enough? Was this skank supposed to replace me?" Y Squared his shoulders and said forcefully with and underlying hint of slyness "Skank? Then why did YOU bother to sully yourself with me H?" A stilled, slowly turning to face H, who had gone pale and was slowly backing away. A grabbed H and hoisted him up by the collar. "Me? The cheat? It seems your hypocrisy never fails to amuse." H stuttered numerous half-baked explanations but A shushed him with a hand. "It's ok, I think we both know how irresistible Y is, don't we?" A and H both began sultrily staring at Y, who sensed it was wise to start running. A and H both began growling for dominance, preening like peacocks to get their beloved Y's attention. Y of course loved how they were treating him like the omega he was. The chemistry between the 3 was so thick the air nearly crackled with it. A held Y's gaze tenderly as he asked with his eyes for permission for what he was about to do next. Y shyly nodded his assent. A began to brutally pulverize Y with uppercuts and aggressive kicks to the abdomen. Y's pale face and brown orbed teared up in confusion. He could only manage croaking out one word before slumping to the ground. "Why?..." A smirked devilishly and began thumping H on the back. " You know I'd never betray you right pookie bear?" The overpowering stench of Y's distressed pheromones mingled in the air. The 2 decided to ignore it in favor of holding hand and leaving to trek in the street of NYC. H gasped suddenly, his knees buckling sending him hunched on the ground. He began to hyperventilate, each breath came out painfully and wheezed. He looked up to a who standing over him concern marring his features. "A... Please carry me, I-I think I'm going to t-t-transform!" A nodded and brusquely began carrying H bridal style and sprinting to the nearest rooftop. As A gently set H down he leaned down and brushed stray strands out of H's tear-stained face, gazing tenderly into his eyes. "It's ok pookie, just let go." H closed his eyes and erupted into the hybrid demon fair dragon shifter who the royal family had been searching for for 18 years. A gazed in awe at H's splendor, his alpha instincts took over and he started growling to protect his territory, H. H tittered ang giggled at A's behavior flattered at the attention like like he pick-me he was. He started penguin walking towards A, his steps uneven and without the bending of the knee (y'all know the walk lmfao). he looked stupid but didn't know it. A didn't comment on his walking style finding it quirky and lovable. A stared into H's eyes and had a brilliant idea, he whispered into H's ear " Do you want to go jump in muddy puddles pookie?" H nodded excitedly, nearly squealing in excitement. They both dashed down the fire escape and into the street, where they witnessed the stunning scenery of sunset in NY. They began harassing other people so that they could jump in the watery puddles of dirt. Suddenly a golden chariot soared overhead an landed in front of H, the driver announced in a large booming voice. "H! You have been summoned to the royal palace to take your rightful place as princess Pookie, next in line for the fghxgzuidsrg kingdom." H stuttered out refusals but was dragged away anyway. A throughout all his lonely alpha days could now never again imagine a future without H by his side. As the months passed, without the quirky presence of H by his side A quickly got careless. One night 6 months after the ordeal he got lazy and lazy and left his door open. This gave the mafia group 1 direction the perfect opportunity to strike, A never even got to scream.

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2nd A/n: wtf am I doing. I might edit this later but lemme tell you, THIS WAS SUCH A STRESS RELIEVER OMDSS, lemme know if u want a part 2 lmfaooo. also fun fact this was based off my experiences on Wattpad

Am I going to add more context? Absolutely not

this is NOT how I actually write you would not catch me using pookie and growled unironically.

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☨- Contrary to popular belief, the omnipotent perisher and uncle of Mark, did indeed enjoy some peace and quiet. Occasionally. Right after a meal, between some delectable flesh shredded thighs, and a strong brandy. Well as strong as humans could make. Nothing is ever quite as good or close to the shots that Dionysus would pour.

So when his beloved nephew, adopted in fact, decided to interrupt that peace and quiet, the Devil picked up, and spoke with the void daunting tone that even the worst of holy terrors would flinch from.

"You have better be splayed open, intestines strewn, and heart on the verge of losing its last palpitations. Or I'm putting your ass back in the box for the next six years."

SHIPPING INFO //ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSES SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG.

tagged: stole from @skytired tagging: @hxvemxnd @knaivcs(and ur other blogs), @wolfcross @crucifixedsin @halcyon--mind @millionsnife (and ur side blogs) and whoever finds this

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER(S)?

Vashwood. More Vashwood-jk VashMeryl is good, v cute Mashwood is a big ot3 too

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

I mean Vash is canonically over 150 so like-

No but for general ships and/or like...a normal modern au lense, maybe 10 years max given both parties are at least 20 or over

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NSFW?

I think anything like....explicit? Making out and getting handsy is more like 'sugestive content' and toeing the line but tipping it into Actual Sex and/or explicit wording is when I'd start to slap on readmores and be more strict on tagging. But my sin tag is pretty catch all

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

Yeeees and no? I'm an easy person to ship with, chances are I've already considered it. As long as it's not something I *don't* ship I'll be down for it probbaly.

WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?

Kelpy opened my third eye to VashMilly as a ship, but otherwise I think it's like....bro just offer me a ship and I'll probbaly do it.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?

Another yes and no situation. Would I like explicit confirmation you wanna ship? Yes pls

Will I also accept shippy/hinted interactions as permission? Yeah probbaly

I will bite at the slightest lure-

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?

Yeah I'll admit im I little ship obsessed, I love it, because I see ships as an opertinity for so many dynamics. These two characters are together? Lets put them through All The Situations to see if that bond can last, if it will strengthen or fray

I also like shipping the same ships with diferent muns because theres almost ALWAYS a diferent dynamic, i am agressivly multiship

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?

Vashwood is kind of an eternal default for me. Bring me vashwood and i will sell you my soul. But ive also attached hard to @halcyon--mind and mona as a ship bc shes just

a really good oc and a really nice, friendly mun and they gave me brainrot with a mermaid au

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?

Just ask me, or send me shippy memes, it's very unlikely I will say no

what horror troupe are you?

the lover.

love has brought you to this place, and it will not let you leave. fear clutches you, constricts you, and it will have you killed– and yet, it is still no match for the bounty of your heart. you will try as hard as you can to protect the object of your affections. evil is nothing in the face of your warmth. even if you are successful in protecting your lover, that does not guarantee your own survival. your heart has doomed you, but what greater death is there than dying for love?

@battleaster said:

❛ did you hurt yourself? ❜ ( i’m going to spam you with cam memes and you can do with those as you will )

azif looks up at her husband, white eyes wide with shock. her gaze quickly scanning their surroundings as if disoriented, most certainly not entirely sure what happened. she slipped. she had been running after their daughter when she just slipped, or tripped, or the earth beneath just decided to turn upside down and sent her flying. she's as mortified with embarrassment as she is just... puzzled. azif has never exactly struggled with coordination, in fact she has always been quite light on her feet and agile. but of all symptoms byproduct of her carrying their second child, the one she couldn't have predicted struggling with was having her center of gravity shift completely and throwing off her balance. and as result, azif has never felt as ungraceful and uncoordinated as she does at this moment. she wants to bury her face in camael's chest and hide in his arms to never have to face anyone ever again... or at least until the embarrassment passes. instead she lifts her white robes to inspect her leg where she can feel a distinct discomfort, as soon as she does so there is a visible bleeding trail along the shin where the skin has been lacerated on impact. “it's just a scratch,”  she dismisses it immediately, lest she will cause any more worry or trouble for her camael. “but i do need help getting up... i'm so sorry.”

prompts 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐.

I have a confession: I have two emmies on my dash I can’t decipher if you’re the same person or different people. My itty bitty brain doesn’t work rip. Either way I hope you know how loved you are 🤍

omgooosh emmie agenda ! i love collecting emmie’s cause there’s loads of us it’s the best ò3ó i am the only me tho we r diff people ! snifle i hope u know ur juuust as loved . ur v loved by me actually <3

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wrt my last post about plotting ships or just in general btw feel free to add me on discord if preferred just lmk who u are : good queen moggle mog!#0229 also feel free to shoot me a dm {or im on tumblr} even if it's been a while since i replied to msgs if we were talking before :') {i do not mind} {i've just been going thru a lot for a While Now TM so i don't mind ppl sending msgs to pick convos back up if i leave it on read}

if u want me to approach u, u can also knife emoji me in the replies here idk HI

※ CONTRACT

Sis puella magica! Salve, terrae magicae gradus prohibitus credens justitiam. Clementia desiderium conturbatio postmeridie puella in somnio. Umbra nigra terror adhaerens scaena felix. Pugna cum maga decretum agmen clientum venari strigas. Signum malum amicae carae meae. Incertus inevitabilis serena ira anima mala pugna infinita. Ave maria vocalise op. 34 no. 14 numquam vincar. Quamobrem? Cor destructum.

§ Hey I just met you and this is crazy, § 

§ But here's my number so contract maybe § 

Surgam identidem nux Walpurgis confessio sagitta luminis. Cubilulum album taenia memoriae la fille aux cheveux de lin. Symposium magarum pergo pugnare connect mata ashita magia.

contract contract contract contract

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contract form

contract?

contract!

Samia dostia ari aditida tori adito madora. Estia morita nari amitia sori arito asora, semari aisi Isola matola. Soribia doche irora amita? Samaria dose ifia mio lora fia sia adora. Samia dostia ari aditida tori adito madora. Estia morita nari amitia. Sori arito asora semari aisi isola matola soribia doche irora amita. Samaria dose ifia mio lora fia sia adora semari aisi isola matola. Soribia doche irora amita samaria dose ifia mio lora fia sia adora. Adora!

✆ - Ather

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☨- "Hello Beautiful. I hope I did not keep you waiting long." Belial purrs inconceivably deep into the speaker. The darkened trilling of his voice a mockery of someone trying to convince their partner to come to bed for a bit more than intimacy. Meanwhile a faint sound of something being slowly stretched beyond its limits could be heard in the background. Eerily similar to a pulling method, with cranks and machinery clunking loudly. Hair raising screams follow shortly after. That don't die down but is muffled by a sharply placed gag. "Daddy is a bit tied up with work. I'll try not to stretch this conference meeting too long, my dear Ather. I do wish to return back to your chambers and finish our little game."