sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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hi. i made some images.
feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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a post about when someone tags someone else on your post
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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen
I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside
Open concept kitchen, nice, nice
Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.
That bathroom could use an update
Need to change out that curtain
Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!
Oh
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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