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wheresmymilliondollarman · 11 months

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please jealous Noah Shaw. I love him so much

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noah shaw x fem!reader

you never took your boyfriend as the jealous type, a little misunderstanding unveils a whole new side to noah.

a/n: omg im so happy to take a noah shaw request thx for this. and him jealous?? love ur mind bff. i havent read the confessions of noah shaw trilogy yet, so im basing info off the mara dyer trilogy - hope that's alright !! au ig bc no specific timeline??.

also ik this fc is italian and noah is british, but he is who i imagined the whole time while reading so let a girl dream <3

word count: 3.4k

warnings: i get a little too into backstory bc i can't help myself, noah getting a little handsy, suggestive tones, mara and jamie comedic duo, reader's style is specified

"oh my gosh, shut up!"

"yes, please shut up." noah mumbles to himself, his arms crossed in discontent. hearing your laugh usually was angelic music to his ears. but now it only sounded like a mocking melody created to provoke him.

noah watched as you, unknowing of his thoughts, stood in the kitchen immersed in conversation and light banter with daniel, mara's older brother. you laughed at whatever he was saying, playfully hitting the side of his arm. something soured inside noah the more he watched the interaction.

"dude, you keep looking at them as if you're trying to blow daniel's head up." jamie remarked, walking up next him with a can of soda in his hand.

if only, noah thought. but lucky for daniel, his gift only enabled him to heal people.

stella and the dyers were in the house's living room filled with various streamers and party decor, while you were in the kitchen with daniel, if that hadn't been clear enough. noah bitterly watched, leaning up against the wall of the hallway with a direct view of the interaction through the kitchen entrance. he was sure the scowl on his face hadn't moved since he started keeping his attention on you both.

your reason for even going in the kitchen had been to put candles and bring the cake out while mara's mother found a camera to record mara blowing out candles. it was daniel who got up by his own account from the couch and insisted he help you out. it was also him who started distracting you from the task by talking with you.

it started when you all gathered at mara's house in celebration of her birthday. her mother insisted she invited you all to the houses as a merit for mara's improvement with therapy, or at least tha's what she believed. jamie may have possibly fed her fibs involving mara's mental health with his compulsion.

your connection with the dyers had a long history, one noah was still learning. you befriended mara around the first grade after getting partnered up for a school project. you two hit it off, both having weird persoanlities of your own, but she was already friends with rachel at the time, so you remained solely school friends for years. you were also a very smart kid, which is how you also befriended daniel almost immediately after mara. weirdly enough, it wasn't through mara you both met - it was through the school's book club. later, you found out the two were related.

so, you started finding yourself at the dyer house a lot, but it was to hang out with daniel. you remained a common occurrence in mara's life, but couldn't seem to get closer than friend. you had invited her to hang out various times, but she always had the excuse of already having plans with rachel. you never took it personally, or let it wipe the smile off your face, you had other friends - that included daniel.

it wasn't until the arrival of claire and jude did your dynamic change. mara began getting excluded from claire and rachel's hangouts and found herself losing her closest friend. you took notice of mara's loneliness during school, and once again offered to hang out, and for the first time - mara accepted. she realized she really liked having you around, and you moved up from possibly last in her last to being somewhere on top.

mara still remained friends with claire and rachel, she wanted to include you in their hangouts, but you got the feeling the other girls didn't like you much, and claire's brother jude gave you a feeling of discomfort. out of courtesy you did accept an invite every now and then, but you liked it better when it was just the two of you and sometimes daniel.

on the night of the asylum, you were spending the night at mara's house, unaware and what was suppose to happen. when jude showed up, she explained then pleaded for you to join her. you were scared out of your mind, but still followed her out the window.

inside, rachel and claire dragged you away to give mara and jude alone time, but you knew something was off. you were right because jude had cornered mara when you returned. you immediately pushed jude off, and he, in retaliation, shoved you back. then, the asylum was brought down, later learned to be mara's doing, and you and her were the sole survivors. at least that was assumed at the time.

when mara's family announced their move, you pleaded with your parents for the same. you argued a new start was the best option, and it was better to be around someone that went through the same traumatic experience. by some miracle, your parents agreed and moved to miami.

you met noah through school and with your active involvement in mara's messes. at first, noah had highly doubted the two of you were friends, you were like opposite sides of the same coin. mara had bleak and ominous aura to her while you were upbeat and vibrant. in simple, mara was a black cat, and you, the orange cat.

unlike him and the majority of your friends, you weren't supernatural. at least not genetically. however, you were oddly immune to their abilities for a reason no one had an figured out yet.

your normalness is what drew noah to you at first, he thought it to be weird and admirable how despite not being supernatural, you went along and supported mara through the whole thing. as you grew closer, it extended to noah as well. he was never annoyed by your energetic attiude, your optomism, or your corny humor. he saw you as the sun that never saw the night sky. he wanted nothing more than to protect that brightness.

it took a while for you to accept his advances, the school rumors did nothing to help. you had genuinely assumed noah and mara were into each other, so you were a bit oblivious to his flirtations. noah had thought you were just uninterested, his pursing of you slowing dying. it was all cleared up when you offhandedly mentioned your assumption, and noah made sure you understood he had no romantic notions for mara. he kissed you for the first time that same day. eventually, it turned into a relationship.

noah was secure in his relationship with you. maybe he wasn't the best man, but he knew no one could love you like him. though he had serious issues of his own, he didn't have any doubts about how deep the two of you cared for each other.

he blames mara for bringing unwanted thoughts into his mind.

everyone was seated in the living room watching twilight new moon, in honor of mara turning eighteen. it had been suggested as a joke by you, but it ended up being played and invested in by the group. you were sat on noah's lap, his arm around your waist and your back to his chest. mara's mother had come in and asked you for the favor, so you stood up, gave noah a kiss on the cheek and walked off, daniel leaving a bit after. after daniel had followed you into the kitchen, mara shook her head and silently laughed, taking a sip of her drink.

noah noticing, raises a brow, "what are you laughing about?"

mara glances toward the kitchen and shakes her head, "nothing. it's just typical of daniel to do that." she says nonchalantly.

"typical of him to do what?" jamie, now invested in this conversation instead of the movie, asked.

mara shrugs, "he just always wants to help y/n, ever since we were kids. he would carry her backpack and books, help her do homework, and bandage any bruise or cut she got." she turns her head back to the tv, then smiles at a memory, "there was even a time when her date for the eighth-grade dance bailed, he stepped in. i think he does it subconsciously at this point."

noah had never thought about just how deep your friendship with daniel ran. he knew you were used to be closer to him, but he didn't think much of it because of how close you and mara were now. he had never actually seen you both interact much since he's known you.

noah glances around the room and sees the wall with various family photos. he begins to notice your involvement in a lot of photos, many which included daniel. in fact, there were more with daniel and you together rather than you and mara. he notes the photos of matching halloween costumes, birthday parties, and school events all involving the two of you, mara making a guest appearance in some. but the big picture was obvious - you had a long-lasting friendship with daniel.

jamie stuffs a handful of popcorn in his mouth, "sounds like he had a crush on her." noah's jaw clenches hearing that.

noah has known daniel since he's met mara. by this point, they were pretty good friends. he believes if daniel held any sort of affection toward you, he'd be able to see it. but then again, it wasn't as if the topic of you came up very frequently when the two hung out.

"i don't think-"

stella piped up with her input, having silently listened to the conversation, "yeah, my dad use to act like that around my mom before they got together. they were best friends for years before he finally confessed, and she even had a boyfriend at the time."

who even asked her?, noah thought.

"maybe, i wouldn't be surprised. my mom always wanted them to end up together, she already sees her as another daughter. i actually think he was her first kiss." mara responds, still focused on the film.

noah's senses sharpened at the mention of first kiss, "first kiss?"

mara realizing what she said tries to backtrack, "well, i mean, it's only a theory, but it's really nothing, noah."

noah can now feel stella and jamie cast their attention on his reaction. he leans back in his seat, uncaring, "doesn't bother me, past is the past."

that was enough for mara and the others to turn their heads back to the television. but, noah could no longer pay attention to bella and jacob on the screen.

jamie, the closest to noah on the coach, leans in to him, "personally, if that was me, i'd be overthinking this thing. i mean childhood friends is the gateway to lovers. but, hey, it's cool to see you're not that type of guy." then as if nothing, he goes back to stuffing his face with popcorn.

noah didn't know why a burning sensation began to build within him at the image of you two. he told himself it didn't matter that you were currently in the kitchen with him, alone.

noah excused himself to the bathroom, but his real intention was toward the kitchen. he told himself he wasn't jealous; he was just going to check on you like a good boyfriend. he was totally not jealous when he saw daniel close next to you, helping you place candles. nor did he feel an intense rage seeing your hands occasionally brush over each other. at least that's what he told himself.

it didn't help that you were the prettiest girl; your hair let loose, but still looked pristine, you wore a baby pink lace top with a small rose on the top middle, a gold chained necklace with a crystal heart, tiny gold hoops, on your bottom is a denim mini skirt accompanied by a sparkly belt, then to finish off you wore white knee high knitted socks with baby blue converse that had embroidered stars all over.

on the other side, noah just wore a plain gray tee and some loose-fitting black jeans. the only accessory he had on being a gold-chain necklace and a michael kors watch, both which you'd gifted him.

she's everything, he's just ken.

"why are we weirdly staring at y/n and daniel." mara had appeared out of nowhere and now joined the conversation. she had come with the purpose of informing her brother and best friend her mother was ready for them, but instead ran into jamie and noah in front of the kitchen entrance.

jamie shrugs, "i don't know, i found him like this."

noah, not paying attention to them, mutters, "since when does bringing a cake involve two fucking people."

mara looks at you and daniel in the kitchen then back at noah, "this isn't because of what i said right?" she asks noah.

"don't know what you mean." he denies.

jamie rolls his eyes, "de nile is a river in egypt. you are acting like a jealous boyfriend."

mara agrees, "seriously, you've got nothing to worry about. y/n is crazy about you, and daniel is into that new friend of his."

noah doesn't respond; he pushes himself from the wall he leaned on and waltzes into the kitchen.

jamie cackles, "this is gonna be great."

"shouldn't we do something?" mara questions feeling a bit guilty.

jamie gives mara a look, "c'mon, you can't say watching shaw feel threatened for once isn't the least bit entertaining."

mara shrugs, "fair enough."

noah walks into the kitchen, your back facing him as you talk to daniel. he doesn't say anything as he wraps his arms around his frame and fits his head in the crook of your neck. he gives a few small kisses on the side of your neck.

your conversation comes to a stop once noahs antics begin. you smile and move a hand to ruffle through his hair, "hey baby, what brings you in here?"

daniel also greets noah, but he ignores it. noah hums in contentment at your touch, "just wanted to let you know mara's mom is ready for you to bring out the cake."

daniel laughs, "right, that's what we come in here for. if only you hadn't sidetracked us with your horrible placement of candles."

you gasp, offended, dropping your hand from noah's hair, "hey! my placement was perfect, you're the on-"

"i think i hear mara calling us." noah interrupts. it was a lie, mara went back to being immersed in twilight new moon.

daniel nods and goes to carry the cake himself, and you're about to help him out, but noah hold you tight - stopping you. "let's go get seated before we sing happy birthday, i'm sure he has it covered here, don't you daniel?" noahs states with a passive aggressive tone.

you give noah a weird glance, and daniel either didn't pick up on the attitude or ignored it because he replied in his usual preppy tone, "yeah, i've got things handled over here, you guys go on ahead."

noah wastes no time in taking you to the dining room. you didn't comment on noah's attitude back there and brushed it off, thinking you might've read into things. you're blind to the glances exchanged between mara and jamie when you both return.

you go to take a seat next to noah, but he pulls up down onto his lap.

you frown, "but there's a seat right there."

"the leg is super wobbly on that one," noah then kicks one of the chair legs very hard, enough to make the once stable leg now unstable, "see? i wouldn't want my girl to hurt herself."

you kiss his cheek, "you're the best boyfriend," you tell him appreciatively.

"tell that to daniel." noah whispers.

"what was that?"

"hm? nothing."

everyone begins taking their seat at the table once daniel comes out with the cake. you inform mrs. dyer of the broken chair, which she was surprised to hear, commenting how it was fine that same morning.

everyone stands up as the happy birthday anthem begins, mara being sat in front of the cake, awkwardly waits for the singing to stop. you and jamie make sure to prolong the song as much as possible to annoy mara. she conveyed her appreciation by throwing gestures your way when he mom wasn't looking. when it does end, everyone sits down and gets a piece of cake. daniel takes a seat next too you and noah, and he notices you both sharing a chair.

being the gentleman he is, he offers his seat to you, "here, i'll stand and you can sit here-"

you grab his arm to stop him from standing, "no, no, it's alright i'm-"

noah doesn't let you finish, "she's fine here. she's used to being situated on my lap, in more way than one."

mara chokes on her drink, stella gives a disgusted look, and jamie is biting into the knuckles of his fist to stop a laugh from leaving him. daniel is visibly uncomfortable at his comment and mutters an ‘alright’ and sits back down. luckily for you, both of mara’s parents were busy handing out cake to tune into the conversation.

you turn to noah with an incredulous look, your face beginning to flush at his innuendo. noah gives you a shrug and feigns innocence, seeing no issue with his comment.

mara did you the favor of speaking up with a new topic to move past the awkward tension.

eventually, the others retreated to the living room, taking plates of cake with them. you took the chance to talk to noah privately.

you turn your head to the side and lower your voice to a whisper, “why would you say that?”

“what? it’s not like it isn’t true…” his words trails off as he leans down to kiss the crook of your neck. noah starts nibbling gently, but enough to leave faded marks on your skin.

you roll your eyes,"rather not have our friends gag before the cake." you assert.

"why? is it because you don't want dear old daniel to hear." noah mutters bitterly.

you turn your body in his lap to look at him. you furrow your brows, "why are you acting like this? i thought i was jumping to conclusions, but ever since daniel and i were in the kitchen-" noah jaw clenches at the mention of you and daniel.

"see, there you go again. anything daniel related, and you-" you cut your sentence short in realization. you should've seen it sooner, but it was the most obvious at this moment. noah was jealous.

your faces shift from confusion to amusement, and you let out a small laugh. noah was lost on the your change in demeanor, "what? why are you laughing?" he questions.

"you're jealous," your eyes widen in realization,"that's why you've been acting so weird."

he roll his eyes and shakes his head. "no, that's absurd."

"it's cute, really. i hadn't thought of you as the type." you coo at him, going as far as pinching his cheek a bit. noah retaliates and swats your hand away.

"i'm not the type," noah denies, "i've just come to the realization how annoying daniel is."

you nod, playing along, "right, the same daniel you hang out with every week. daniel. who you've called your best friend, and the one you saved from death."

"people's opinions change," noah defends, but you're still not buying into it.

"—and mara may or may not mentioned him possibly liking you at some point." noah adds in quickly.

your head snaps, "what? daniel doesn't like nor has he ever liked me."

"c'mon, you've been friends for so long and mara just happens to think he was your first kiss."

your eyebrows furrow, confused by noah words. ten, it hits you, and you can't help but snort as you remember.

"this is painfully embarrassing to admit, but that was a rumor we made up at school so people thought i'd kissed someone."you confess.

noah eyes narrow, "so you and daniel.."

"never kissed?" you finish for him,"nope, but my entire middle school class thought we did."

"perhaps, i acted a bit hastily before." your boyfriend grumbles.

"jealous." you correct in a fit of faux coughs.

noah groans in your shoulder, "i hate this feeling, make it stop."

you shrug, "it's not totally bad. it could mean you care about me so much, you hate the thought of losing me to someone else. which you won't, so you have nothing to worry about."

"promise?"

"cross my heart and hope to die." you recite heartily, drawing an x motion over your chest.

noah looks at you in adoration before leaning in to connect your lips. you hum contently, and weave a hand through his soft hair.

"unless it's my celebrity crush, then you should definitely start worrying."

"careful darling," he leans down to whisper in your ear, "i'd hate to have mara put her powers to use."

"noah i swear—"

#noah shaw #noah shaw x reader #noah shaw x female reader #x female reader #x reader #reader insert #x y/n #mara dyer #jamie roth #the unbecoming of mara dyer #mara dyer trilogy #the unbecoming of mara dyer imagine #reader imagine

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svturn-exe · 6 months

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anywayyyy claida headcanons time bc its girl hours ^_^ typing this shit up on mobile so like. prob gonna be sooo so many typos lmao !

the ressie girls have major same-body syndrome even in cases where it doesn't make sense (why are jills arms so skinny? she's a military woman who fights incomprehensible horrors for a living) but out of them ada's makes the most sense to me. she's not a brute powerhouse she's sneaky and weasely. built for speed and disappearing into the scenery or crowds when needed

claire on the other hand. i have my own (joint custody. @the-pipis hi simon ^^) hcs. i think she's built like a fucking truck, it's a redfield thing. i also think she's an outdoorsy butch dyke. on weeks off there's a like 90% chance she's off the grid in the woods somewhere, either going on a long hike or camping out living like an actual bear. or a tiger even

claire's got rough calloused hands, nails acuffed up or cracked from clambering around over rocks and cliff faces all week. ada's hands look pretty and dainty but that, like a lot of ada's carefully curated outward appeaeance is a Ruse. her hands are stronger than they appear & have gun callouses for sure.

also callouses from flinging her full body weight around on the end of a grappling hook. even if she's only like. 150 pound or less idk her exact weoght and im on mobile rn i hate phones i'm bot gonna check that shit brother . thats still a lot of pounds to be holding up with just ur hand(s) on a dinky little thingamabob. and she's clearly very good at it which means she's on her spiderman shit Often

ada absolutely isn't outdoorsey though. her natural habitat is slinking through urban sprawl and swiping usbs off of desks in rooms she's not aupposed to be in. she probably knows Some basic survivalist stuff. gotta b prepared but not nearly as much as claire does

anyway i think they should spend a week in the woods together and there should be lots of gay claire teaching ada how to rough it out in the wild moments <3

#ressieposting #ressie hcs #they should kiss under the moon and then cuddle for warmth in a tent. tbh #kinda rambly but i stand by it !

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seemsablur · 7 months

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i neeed to know ur favorite lesbian vampire novels. i need recs because there are few and like i need to expand my base from something other than carmilla and the confines of my imagination. i need lesbian romantic vampirism.

i am quite literally reaching through time and space to kiss your forehead for asking this question and allowing me to talk about my favorite things. prepare to get so much more than you asked for because i have no self control.

Lesbian Vampire Fiction

(other than Carmilla, which is so so dear to my heart and I return to it every single October)

A Long Time Dead by Samara Breger: Based in 19th century England; deliciously gothic, moody, and thrilling without being too highbrow or pretentious. The book also doesn’t waste much time on context, the book opens to our delightfully blunt and funny sunshine MC being cared for by a mysterious brooding vampire (also gets smutty by page 10 if you’re into that ✨) if you want entertainment without particularly demanding prose, found family, and the most entrancing sapphic love story i literally can’t recommend this enough.

La Petit Mort by Olivie Blake: Steeped in New Orleans romance and intrigue, MC is bequeathed a house that comes with bizarre terms and conditions attached. TECHNICALLY the MC is not a lesbian and there is a temporary male love interest, but the emotionally unavailable bloodthirsty vampire antagonist is so magnetic I barely even noticed him to be honest (for best experience, use any maladaptive daydreaming tendencies to make him into a butch as you read). I adore Olivie Blake’s writing style, very blunt and easy to put down in a single sitting. I inhaled this book

these are all the ones I have actually read and enjoyed, but my TBR is a mile long so if you’d like more please send me a message and i’m happy to send those over as well x

Honorable Mentions for other Vampire Lit

Woman, Eating by Claire Kohda: Young intersectional vampire trying to fit into society despite her bloodlust. heartwrenching depiction of the alienation and anxiety of being a girl in your twenties that is only magnified by the supernatural lens

The Vampyre by John Polidori / Dracula by Bram Stoker: cornerstones of the genre, required reading blah blah blah

Honorable Mentions for other Lesbian Lit

Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield: Just finished this and it absolutely destroyed me. Surreal body-horror about a woman’s wife going off on a research trip and coming back wrong. the portrayal of how love persists against all reason and logic was so devastating

This is How You Lose the Time War by Max Gladstone: dystopian time traveling sci-fi centering around two queer MCs on opposing sides of a war and also basic ideology. FASCINATING and short read that was made indescribable by the representation. i finished this book and then immediately started it again from the beginning.

Final Honorable Mention: A Certain Hunger by Chelsea Summers. not queer nor vampiric but romantic cannibalism done so well it had to be included. if you want “i support women’s wrongs” and to be inserted into the mind of a brilliant, vicious, sociopathic female misandrist you need to read this.

There’s a million others that fall into these categories but for the sake of keeping this -relatively- succinct i will stop there. thank you for such a lovely ask, this made my heart sing <3

#books #sapphic #gore #this was so fun #ask

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pierced-princess · 4 months

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How to jail break Ipod?

Do you listen to mistki?

Your opinion on hot topic vs. Claires?

1, why are you asking me this, im not a gamer nerd

2, who is that??

3, hot topic is for posers that just SAY they cut themselves and think theyre so misunderstood on the music they listen to, Claires is for fucking preppy teen girls with Christian moms (Not u Jecka ur an exception)

#class of 09 #nicole class of 09 #ew #school #nicole answers #jecka class of 09

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silvercap · 2 months

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Hi again!

For the fic writer asks, 4, 10, 13 and 24

sincerely the girl currently stalking ur blogs

Haha, hope you're enjoying!

4. A story idea you haven't written yet

Ooh, I have a couple good ones! There's a WIP called 'doppleganger' in my files, and I won't spoil toooo much, but it's Nivannedy and there'll be plenty of spooky creatures and angst ;)

10. what is the longest amount of time you've let a draft rest before you finished it?

Hard question! If you mean fics I haven't posted, then there are some I've had kicking around since I first played re2 in 2022 and have been picking away at (the earliest: one where Ada actually does shoot Leon in re2 haha, and a fun ada/claire spy au), but I think the longest one that I've actually finished would have to be "champagne"? I started it last January and didn't post it until October!

13. A fandom you're thinking about writing for

Oh hmm. I don't really have anything else in mind right now! Every new media I consume I kind of just filter through a Resident Evil flavored lens and turn it into something to inflict on Leon hahaha. I did consider a Zelda thing a while back! Some of the underground plants... oh, the possibilites

24. How do you recharge when you're not feeling creative?

I don't really have a specific routine, but video games and movies definitely fill the space. Going outside! Though, that's hard in the winter, so usually I'll play guitar or something instead. Cleaning is also pretty soothing when you get swept up in it, as strange as it may sound...

Thanks for the ask!! <3

#asks #ask game #writer asks

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satosktty · 5 days

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about me ♱

i go by mainly kyumi! i luv to write, paint, draw, sculpt, listen to music, watch videos etc; esp abt my fav medias! I go by she / they n u can refer to me as a girl, woman, fem ( do not refer to me as masc ) im afab autisticbpd n blasian <3 i am very critical of men / male characters a lot (unless u r satoru or nanami), i am very big in shipping mxm fxf n mxf but only in my interpretation! I get rlly defensive abt ult faves / biases n i will block u over that, i love all types of music ( besides country rily) n I will listen to any recs ( maybe ! ), I use lots of kaomojis n i hc my faves to be like transfem or lesbians. i also use she on male characters a lot,, stuff like that so if that makes u uncomfy?? leave! i also rant abt shows, writing fashion n music

— do not shit on girl groups near me ( esp bg stans don't be weird )

— if u say something I can interpret as hating satoru or slandering him in a way I don't like or literally anything ur getting blocked !

interests — satoru gojo. chainsawman. tekken. dead or alive. serial expierments of lain. neon genesis evangelion. devil may cry. resident evil. dungeon meshi. final fantasy. NIKKE. death note. magical girl animangas. lily chou chou. fatal frame. siren series. mtv downtown. wolf trilogy lore. spiderverse. clock tower. rule of rose.

( satoru is my special interest so you'll mainly hear abt him ♱)

characters i love — satoru!! nanami. yuki. choso. kenjaku. megumi. sukuna. lilli. lain. asa. denji. power. makima. himeno. shoko. griffith. casca. marie rose. nyotengu. honoka. madoka. homura. noctis. luna. nova. aerith. tifa. cloud. zack. leanne. misa. naomi. rem. ryuk. L. mello. dante. 2B. ada. claire. ashley. leon. sheva. shelke. lady.

main ships — sukugo sugusato shokosato chosoyuki asaden yukoasa yoshiden madohomu Lmisa aerti cloti zackkura aeon ( some clerith dependssssss maybe! )

dont interact ♱ — a gojo anti ( ur dumb n trying to be different ), annoying geto stan, one those edgy old tyler fans that only talk abt the lyrics in tron cat, drake fan, you dont like sumin, noctis zack tifa or aerith anti, claire ada or ashley anti, gege gagger, self ship hater, if u believe in misandry, if ur always in drama, u ship rezeden but hate on asaden, male-centered, a man ( only slightly joking ), gender essentialist ( even through fictional characters it's annoying )

#aboutme #gojo satoru #jjk satoru #final fantasy series #devil may cry #resident evil #neon genesis evangelion #nikke #death note #l lawliet

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godsofhumanity · 20 days

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while i've been inactive, i've been tagged in LOADS of tag chains, especially by the lovely @15pantheons, so i've decided to just respond to everything in one big post.

Feb 20, 2024: 4x fictional characters you relate to + let someone assume something about it. btw, @15pantheons, ur combination of rapunzel + a frog + a classical painting depicting a scene i can't quite place + alice from twilight makes me assume that ur a kind, gentle soul with a penchant for nice, pure-hearted characters <3

i relate to shaggy and cronus because i, too, have a huge appetite. i relate to seraphim because sometimes i feel evil. i relate to ash because sometimes i just want to live my life in peace and then shit happens and i have to take responsibility for it even though i don't want to.

<- idk what happened to the formatting.

Feb 26, 2024: do THIS personality quiz and list the first 20 characters:

Carmela Soprano (The Sopranos): 80%

Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones): 79%

Claire Standish (The Breakfast Club): 79%

Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic): 79%

Mamá Imelda (Coco): 79%

Fleur Delacour (Harry Potter): 78%

Monica Geller (Friends): 78%

Dana Barrett (Ghostbusters): 78%

Lila Crane (Psycho): 78%

Yu Shu Lien (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon): 78%

Rose Weissman (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel): 78%

Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place): 77%

Tess Ocean (Ocean's 11): 77%

Legolas (Lord of the Rings): 76%

Michel Gerard (Gilmore Girls): 76%

Penelope (The Odyssey): 76%

Amy Sosa (Superstore): 76%

Mitchell Pritchett (Modern Family): 76%

Diana Barrigan (White Collar): 76%

Amanda LaRusso (Cobra Kai): 76%

unrelated but this i had the Rarity MLP when i was little and she was my favourite so it's funny to see her on this list. also W for dana and legolas being on this list. sickk

3. March 4, 2024: list the song you LAST listened to, a song stuck in your head, and your favourite song:

last song: notorious // duran duran | song stuck: little fighter // white lion | favourite song: still loving you // scorpions

4. March 10, 2024: type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence

"my gender is a woman" which is correct!

5. March 25, 2024: picrew maker :)

6. April 4, 2024: picrew maker 2

7. April 4, 2024: uquiz AND picrew maker 3

8. April 4, 2024: two out-of-context images saved on your camera roll

9. April 4, 2024: find your "cosmo persona"

10. April 4, 2024: 3x random facts about yourself

a) i'm a fifth-year engineering student, b) i hate my degree, c) my hobby and, arguably, greatest skill is sleeping and napping

11. April 7, 2024: uquiz for what sad planet analogy u are

12. April 7, 2024: make an evil picrew 4 of yourself

13. April 7, 2024: another picrew.

aaannd done!!

i'll tag basically anyone who sees any of these and would like to do them.. thank u very much for tagging me Lily <3 i'm sorry i didn't reply sooner :(

#tag games #tagged in #long post

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i-will-sing-no-requiem · 1 year

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You Pick I Vid [Closed]

I saw something like this on youtube and it looked like fun so I thought I'd try one here

How it works: this is the video I'm gonna be editing

comment a ship from my list and a part and I'll make a fanvid of the ones chosen it'll be first come first serve and I'm not repeating couples

Part 1: Roy x Keeley (for @obsessivedaydreamer) Part 2: Sawyer x Juliet (for @obsessivedaydreamer) Part 3: Kate x Toby (for @unorthodox-oblivion) Part 4: Hazel x Augustus (for @ur-average-farp) Part 5: Jack x Kate (for @unorthodox-oblivion) Part 6: Luke x Lorelei (for @theycallme-thejackal) Part 7: Midge x Lenny (for @theycallme-thejackal) Part 8: Lane x Dave (for @ethereal-veggie and רחל דב on youtube) Part 9: Sookie x Jackson ( for רחל דב on youtube) Part 10: Josh x Donna (for @theycallme-thejackal)

list of ships i'll do under the cut

Anne with an E Anne x Gilbert

Brooklyn 99 Jake x Amy Holt x Kevin

Community Troy x Abed Jeff x Annie

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Newt x Tina

The Fault In Our Stars Hazel x Augustus

Gilmore Girls Luke x Lorelai Rory x Jess Lane x Dave Sookie x Jackson

The Good Place Eleanor x Chidi Janet x Jason

Harry Potter Harry x Ginny Ron x Hermione

Heartstopper Nick x Charlie Tara x Darcy Tao x Elle

The Hunger Games Katniss x Peeta

Juno Juno x Paulie

Looking for Alaska Miles x Alaska

Lost Sawyer x Juliet Jack x Kate Claire x Charlie Kate x Claire Desmond x Penny Daniel x Charlotte Sun x Jin Sayid x Shannon Sawyer x Kate

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Midge x Lenny Midge x Joel Joel x Mei

Modern Family Haley x Andy Phil x Claire Mitch x Cam

New Girl Nick x Jess Cece x Schmidt Winston x Aly

The Newsroom Will x Mac Don x Sloan Jim x Maggie

Once Upon a Time Emma x Killian Snow x Charming Mulan x Aurora Robin x Alice Regina x Robin Hood Rumple x Belle

Parks and Recreation Leslie x Ben April x Andy Ron x Diane Tom x Lucy Ann x Chris

Pitch Perfect Beca x Chloe

The Princess Bride Westley x Buttercup

Rosaline Rosaline x Dario

Schitt’s Creek David x Patrick Ted x Alexis Moira x Johnny

Love, Simon Simon x Bram

Ted Lasso Ted x Rebecca Roy x Keeley

This Is Us�� Kevin x Sophie Kate x Toby Jack x Rebecca Randall x Beth

Timeless Lucy x Wyatt Rufus x Jiya

The Vampire Diaries Damon x Elena Klaus x Caroline Katherine x Stefan

Wednesday Wednesday x Enid

The West Wing Josh x Donna

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quarkscooljacket · 2 months

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13 books

What’s up readers?! How about a little show and tell? Answer these 13 questions, tag 13 lucky readers and if you’re feeling extra bookish add a shelfie! Let’s Go!

Tagged by @softest-punk

1) The Last book I read:

Foster by Claire Keegan, which is what the movie An Cailín Ciúin was based on. It's only 70 pages (though I listened to the audio, which has a stunning narration) and I think I am in love with Claire Keegan maybe.

The last australian book I read was Witchy (vol 1+2) by Ariel Ries. Really fun comic about young witch Nyneve who is conscripted into the Witch Guards, runs away, and has to figure out her place in the world. Beautiful art!!

2) A book I recommend:

This year I finally read A Safe Girl to Love by Casey Plett, which is a collection of short stories about trans women living in Canada/the US. Every story felt so lived in and alive. It is mostly real-life stuff but there is one story where a woman can speak with her cat and it's done so well. Semi-related stories in that some of the characters know each other/mention each other. A trans classic!!!

3) A book that I couldn’t put down:

Birnam Wood by Eleanor Catton. Set in Aotearoa, centred around these two young women who run a guerilla gardening collective. one of them meets a billionaire who wants to give them a bunch of money. Now see the blurb told me it was an eco thriller but the thriller part is very slow burn until ur like JAYSUS SLOW DOWN.

4) A book I’ve read twice (or more):

I re-read the Southern Reach trilogy (Annihilation, Authority & Acceptance) by Jeff VanderMeer at the end of last yr because he accounced the fourth book. I just love them. The kind of spec fic I would love to write tbh.

5) A book on my TBR:

Praiseworthy by Alexis Wright. I bought it because I knew i was quitting my job and I wanted the staff discount and I thought I'd read it in my unemployment phase. Turns out quitting your job because you're horribly treated means that u enter a big extra-depressed phase so I did not have the brain space to read more than the first 25 pages. But i loved those, they just required more energy than I had. I'm gonna paste the blurb here actually because it just sounds fucken rad:

Praiseworthy is an epic set in the north of Australia, told with the richness of language and scale of imagery for which Alexis Wright has become renowned. In a small town dominated by a haze cloud, which heralds both an ecological catastrophe and a gathering of the ancestors, a crazed visionary seeks out donkeys as the solution to the global climate crisis and the economic dependency of the Aboriginal people. His wife seeks solace from his madness in following the dance of butterflies and scouring the internet to find out how she can seek repatriation for her Aboriginal/Chinese family to China. One of their sons, called Aboriginal Sovereignty, is determined to commit suicide. The other, Tommyhawk, wishes his brother dead so that he can pursue his dream of becoming white and powerful. This is a novel which pushes allegory and language to its limits, a cry of outrage against oppression and disadvantage, and a fable for the end of days.

6) A book I’ve put down:

A Marvellous Light by Freya Marske. I just simply do not care about rich English people. I had about an hour left of the audiobook, I rly tried to push thru but I just couldn't care enough.

7) A book on my wish list:

I would like to get a physical Irish-English dictionary!

8) A favorite book from childhood:

I did love Enid Blyton's Faraway Tree series which look I'm sure u can tell about me if you know me. And look I still do but my god. The amount of parents and parents buying these for their children at the shop for the love of god get them at the op shop PLEASE.

9) A book you would give to a friend:

Vague ............ well it would be something aus.

10) A book of poetry or lyrics that you own

The last one I bought was Non-Essential Work by Omar Sakr. I think Omar is one of the best writers working today in this godforsaken colony. HIs work is just exquisite and so precise.

11) A nonfiction book you own:

The last one I bought was Orientalism by Edward Said which made me realise how if you don't read anything academic in ten+ years it's very hard to get back into reading (or again, perhaps it is the horrible mental illnesses attacking my brain which mean I find it extremely hard to concentrate on anything!!! wahoo!!!!) so I am taking that one slow.

12) What are you currently reading:

Ghost Cities by Siang Lu which comes out in May. It's very funny and absurd and written just the way I like. It's about a dude who lives in Sydney and works as a Chinese translator, but he actually speaks no Chinese and uses google translate to do his job. He's fired via elaborate prank and then somehow gets the attention of a famous movie director, and is currently being whisked away to one of the ghost city apartment complexes in China to make a movie with him. There's a parallel story about an ancient emperor and I just finished the 30-page poem that his newly-imprisoned eunichs composed. It's exciting!!

13) What are you planning on reading next?

The Orphancorp trilogy (dystopian aus YA) by Marlee Jane Ward, which I have already read and simply adore. Three novellas that imo have perfect pacing and are about "what if capitalism was extra bad". They are deeply queer and anti-capitalist.

Tagging: @tideoftrash @drbuttox @briarrolfe @so-boop-tac-u-lar @hamthezombie @frankenfossil @dragnew @tekaihau @rows-study @nessie-nosebleed @tenderfacemeat @athousandhungrythorns @gamling

#a tag game!!!!!!! i love being tagged in things #tho i often do not do them #i still want to do ones i was tagged in months ago hehe #books

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saw people doing this your fave blogs thing and i would NEVER pass up the chance to rave about my moots and other people. so even tho i never got the secret anon, here's my favourite blogs ever !

@eightieslesbian MADDY ! we just followed each other today but i've seen her gifsets on my dash for AGES now and she's soooooo talented n sweet n just AWESOME ! she couldn't have been kinder tbh. her coloring and eye for details is awesome!!! just... amazing person overall <3

@parkitaco amazing fics, amazing posts and an even more amazing sense of humor! just. how can you NOT LIKE parker??? very very very sweet and supportive of everyone, bet she smells like vanilla and coffee like a fanfic and just STUNNINGLY TALENTED go support her! (also they called me friend-shaped so. i might be biased)

@pleaseh00kupme cas cads cars casserole dy is THE PERSON to go to for chaos and love and a shitton of FUN <33 they have gotten out of the byler fixation a lil bit, but they have AMAZING wen/clair posts and funny shitposts and dy is just an overall AMAZING person! def worth a follow imho <3

@astrobei SUNI ! suni is quite possibly the light of my life, we haven't talked much but just seeing her on my dash and reading her fics is <3333 very very talented writer very very cool person very very lovely personality all-rounder tbh The person ever ! def follow spreads tons of positivity and she's very supportive <33

@andiwriteordie what can i even say about andi ! andi is just *chef's kiss* one of the greatest people on here, she writes SO FAST and so WELL! also very very fun and sweet n kind and supportive just an awesome person best ever !

@aceoflanterns THE fic writer tbh . has amazing amazing grasp on characters and NEVER writes an ooc fic ever i promise. very vibey n fun tbh, posts snippets sometimes and i Die. he is sooooo mwah mwah mwah mwah i loveeeeee ace SO MUCH. the only person who's allowed to write in second person (aside from richard siken) EVER .

@forever-augustine GOD. rosie is just SO SWEET. and reblogs the BEST STUFF EVER your dash will be blessed with their posts im telling u. very very aesthetic blog! also a swiftie so if ur into that n byler, she's your girl! when she makes posts its like heaven has smiled down upon us. truly a blessing to this world! she's The Best Beta Reader ngl ! acts very sweet n innocent but this girlie's mind. she is so CHAOTIC N LOVELY ! if u ever want the best beta reader ever, they're your gal <3

@wiseatom thea thea thea THEA ! we haven't talked much but since we're already besties in ur head ig it doesn't matter. SUCH CUTEEEE FICS ! one of the sweetest and most talented people on here ngl. has contributed SO MUCH to the byler fandom, one of the people who I KNOW would give the best hugs <3

@disco-phrog SWEETEST, KINDEST, BEST PERSON ON EARTH EVER OF ALL TIME ACTUALLY ! posts the CUTEST fanart, best takes ever, sweetest person EVER ACTUALLY ! if u want a forever friend who's ur best hype person they're the person to go to ! phrog is just. just. i can't even express how much i love them. <333

THERE ARE SOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE I MISSED SINCE I HAVE LIKE 99 MOOTS (i counted.) JUST KNOW ILY ALL AND UR HERE IN SPIRIT <33

#byler #moot appreciation post

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omg so many things. first off saw ur charmmy kitty reblog and i NEEEDDDDD to say smth because she’s my fave sanrio character. my little girl. i love her and glad that u do too

secondly rotten luck pt 2 …. u eat everytime cherry omg. claire refusing to leave leon alone at dinner, him trying to reassure sherry when he left, this man does NOT know how to interact with women. he’s so stupid and awkward i wanna bite him

also reader role playing the kidnapping situation JUST SO SHE CAN FEEL SPECIAL ENOUGH TO BE ON HIS MANTLE ?????? sickening had to put my phone down and catch my breath for a moment i wanna give her a smooch :(

anyways !! wonderful as always ! on an ending note i’m so curious abt ur top 3 fave drafts you have rn, need some good fantasy material LMAO

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hihi anon oh my goshhhhh :333 I adore charmmy kitty she’s such a doll.. like her big fluffy ears n tail oh my gosh ..

and fhejdjfb he’s truly just. a creep a weirdo. and yeahhh omg :3 he loves sherry like that’s his little girl omg could not look her in the eye knowing he has kidnapped a girl. literally younger than her

YEAH. reader she just wants his attention now !! like omg. I went into her stockholm too fast .. bc she’s obsessed atp LMFAO

ANDDD umm the drafts im writing rn .. I havee re4 og leon n his femcel daughter :3 re4 og leon fucking a femcel LMFAO di leon getting stalked by a femcel LMFAOOOO and workplace fic where reader strings older leon so hard and makes him snap :3 back on my femcel grind cuz. that’s where my heart truly is

#inbox 💌#🪩 anon #🎰.rotten luck

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a-wins-a-win · 4 months

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okie so ur guy finally got around to watching Bare : The Musical (mouse!! why?? because!! I love comparisons <3) and anyway. thought I’d document my thoughts

tldr; I think I would like Bare: The Musical as a standalone story, but as a Bare: A Pop Opera adaptation/re-interpretation I think it falls short in a lot of ways.

it gets a bit long so under the cut, if you wanna skip the dot points i summarise/reiterate down the bottom of the post

okay no but the photographic memory detail is kinda interesting. kinda sad in a lot of ways too if you think about it

the audio quality is Not It so forgive me if I don’t pass judgement on any of the songs

“Jason you act every day.” “I didn’t fool you <3” they’re cuties // they are SUCH goofballs here! they’re so dumb! teenageboycore if there ever was! I love them <3

it’s so WEIRD to hear a lot of these lines out of order / in a different context

ALSO the lack of singing during auditions is throwing me off

“Do you think your sister’s bi?” “…” “Bipolar?” I laughed—

Matty Patty babey boy!!! he’s so… he’s so something. idk if I like it yet. im very used to introvertedly anxious Matt but this Matt is such a lil cutie

WHOAH OK Portrait Of A Girl is way early

but I think I like a lot of the lyrics - “You don’t have a clue / what she is doing with you / what she is doing to you.”

actually no this is a crazy interesting take on Matt & Ivy and I’m OBSESSED with the way we get to see Ivy’s actual introspection on it in this context

ohhh okay. so it’s That kind of basketball team situation for Jason (+ Peter !! goddamn they really hate that kid)

the art class is a fun character device ! (also I’m screaming over the Math Book exchange)

i am intrigued by the Romeo & Juliet casting in this version ngl

I knew that they merged the Nadia & Lucas characters (lowkey I hate it! I think it does a huge disservice to Nadia + inevitably the McConnell dynamic) but it’s still weird to see it . That said “Out Of Your Mind” [as best as I can approximate what the song’s called??] is kind of a vibe

he was named after Peter Pan r u kidding ?? i am so so intrigued to meet Claire Simmonds in this version now

ohhh nooo I am having FEELINGS over Best Kept Secret (as I always do) but DAMN

“If the word were different and if wishing made it so […] I’m trying just as hard as you!” jason mcconnell you will be the death of me

im SICK why is everyone so MEAN in this version

EMO PUPPY DOG MATTHEW LLOYD I LOVE YOU

^ also goddamn that whole scene was An Exchange. interesting take

“You Don’t Know” is beautiful tho*

“I hear ya.” “Do you?” any glimpse of snarky/sarcastic Peter is a relief (not sure that I’m quite here for this Peter characterisation) . Also the Peter-Diane friendship is somewhat iconic

JASON is the birthday bitch!! that’s. something.

oh okay! this Portrait Of A Girl/Boy reprise is so intriguing to me. this version of Ivy in general is so intriguing to me

snarky Peter Simmonds you are everything to me <3

i miss ‘Are You There?’ hopefully it comes back to me later, I am desperate to see this Peter & Matt have a meaningful conversation

i could honestly not discern most of those lyrics but whatever they replaced 911! Emergency! with seems unnecessarily extravagant? for very little payoff

“Peter did you learn the entire script?” “Maybe.” no I love that for him though. i’m struggling because I like a lot of this Peter’s little character MOMENTS, but OVERALL I don’t like him

again the lack of singing is throwing me off

“I’m NOT your boyfriend!” OWCH

“Your world might not stop!” ohhhh okayyy i am. going a bit insane. over this mcsimmonds.

EVER AFTER !!! EVER FUCKING AFTER !!! (or whatever this version is officially titled)

what is the general consensus on Jason having Role Of A Lifetime?? bc aside from the title not making thematic sense for his character... idk it could just be the delivery but i don’t hate it

i am Not Here for the Nadia-likes-Matt subplot, tbh. i think it’s silly.

there is something so so desperate & violently destructive about this Jason - and it isn’t even like. hidden behind this facade of effortlessness that Pop Opera Jason puts up, if that makes sense?? (yes I am upset that he kissed Ivy first even if it makes sense for this version of Jason)

what an act 1, ngl. I am so anxious for act 2.

oh ok that’s a bit cute

“What if I told the world your story? / What if I told them what you’ve done? / What if I went and shared your secret? / What if I let them know I’m someone?” OH OKAY!!! this Peter is A Character!! and he’s fascinating!!

“I am gonna win… yep, I promise.” oh ow okay that hurts

“What If I Told?” [again guessing at song titles] is doing irreparable damage to my psyche /pos and I can feel it happening in real time

oh shit! i forget that they’re not even roommates in this version!

i feel like this version of the story (or at the very least ‘Touch My Soul’ or whatever it’s called here) is really capitalising on the Ivy-Peter similarities in the way the characters are being played

ARE YOU THERE? <33 WHY ARE YOU SO LATE IN THE STORY???

“Are you there? What did I do wrong? / Tell me and I’ll fix it, get us back where we belong.” screaming crying throwing up what the FUCK

disappointed in the lack of patt meter tho ://

NO BC THIS CONTEXT!!! of Sister Joan putting Peter in!!! i actually quite like it!! i kind of hate the stagings where they have Peter like. butt in, for lack of a better phrase to use. bc that’s so uncharacteristic for him, I always read that scene as he’s stage whispering the lines/doing the motions for Diane to follow along with and he just sort of ends up in the Actual Scene accidentally

ough. the mcconnell siblingsism… it’s missing and it makes me sad

“I don’t wanna be here anymore.” OH NO OH NO I DON’T NEED TO BE THINKING ABOUT THE TRAGEDY OF PETER’S SUICIDALITY NEXT TO JASON’S SELF-DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES AND THE WAY THIS STORY PLAYS OUT !!! IM GONNA BE SICK !!

“God Don’t Make No Trash” isn’t my favourite song in the show or anything but I do miss it a bit, even if the replacement song works for Sister Joan + this Peter

ok no now I’m upset do we just not get to know anything about Peter’s mother at all in this version?? look with this version of Peter I don’t feel like she’s a necessary piece of his character/story but still. would’ve been nice

“I have plans, I’m not that girl.” // “If I can’t, then why should he?” Ivy !! i am back and forth on this Ivy! i like a lot of it but I also don’t like a lot of it, those lines tho are so everything to me

“So talk to him.” “We don’t. Talk.” rip to the mcconnell siblingism. like I suppose it makes sense? given the vague family dynamic this musical gives us, but still. I miss them <\3

there is something so physically painful to me to watch Jason have such obvious emotional stress fractures

the lack!! of singing!! is so wild!!

oohhh this Matt is so fucking vindictive - “Is this just another thing you’ll try for the day?” SCREAMING

OH FUCK OKAY

oh I’m gonna be sick watching this meltdown

again!! the absolute sick dog violent desperation radiates off Jason generally but FUCK ME it’s so bad here - like I really truly believe that in that second right after Cross that this Jason made the decision to kill himself**

love the R&J costumes in this version tho ngl, they’re a bit cute

oh shit he’s really just. Dead. like obviously he’s dead in the Pop Opera as well but without Queen Mab it really does just feel like. you blink and he’s gone without any sort of buildup/unravelling

i feel like they definitely tried to recycle a bit of the early versions of the Father Flynn storylines for Father Mike here - like they don’t explicitly go for the queer angle but it feels a little bit alluded to, imo

the fucking bookending!!! i’m such a sucker for that shit

oh. okay. it was certainly A Watch - definitely interesting! full of odd character choices I didn’t love, most notably the basketball team and the way that side plot played out, also the merging of Nadia & Lucas’ characters. I think it does a huge disservice to Nadia’s character, the McConnell twins relationship, Nadia & Peter’s relationship, & I like Lucas as a character (& a plot device) so it really feels like a lose-lose situation. And I would’ve liked to have Peter’s mother at least alluded to, especially given how much more Sister Joan seems to fill a motherly role (and it would’ve made sense thematically! Given his hypothetical conversion with Jason’s mother in You & I, coupled with Diane’s whole spiel about her mom being her best friend - it’s a missed opportunity imo) (even tho as established for this characterisation of Peter it’s not quite so necessary)

that said! credit where credit is due - I am supremely intrigued by the characterisation of… okay most of the cast now I’m thinking about it. Would definitely like to do a comparative character breakdown (let me know if anyone else would care for that at all).

Emo puppy dog Matt Lloyd you are so special (it’s such a silly way to play him!! the show all but eliminates the academic part of his and Jason’s rivalry and THAT makes me sad bc I think it would be so so interesting to play into the rivalry more with this Matt and this Jason - but the way Matt & Ivy’s relationship exists in this version of the show, the absolute lack of any academic focus At All [which?? like they are At School, that SHOULD count for something] and even the play part feels somewhat lacklustre in so regards to the Matt vs Jason element, which again I think is a mark against B;TM)

as I said above - I think I would like Bare: The Musical as a standalone story, but as a Pop Opera adaptation/re-interpretation I think it falls short in a lot of ways. Which is another point - it’s so so crazy to me that The Musical is the adaptation of the Pop Opera, not the other way around. Which kind of sucks! because I think making it into a book musical, not a sung-through show, does give a little more breathing room for character & relationship work and development, but it just seems ill utilised, to the point where it doesn’t even seem to match the Pop Opera, let alone improve/expand on it. Because all the extra dialogue time had to be spent on reordering the story beats so we ended up losing time with the characters in a way.

or at least that’s how it read to me - obviously I am not a professional reviewer/critic so don’t take my word for it, I just wanted to talk it out. or shout it out into the void, as my tumblr may be. if you read this whole thing?? shoutout to you, I love you <3

#the ass quality audio made this somewhat difficult. if anyone has a version that doesn’t sound halfway underwater it would be appreciated #LISTEN I hear y’all when you say it’s not as good as BAPO and I believe you!#but I love to compare and contrast. so.#* worth sacrificing the Pop Opera characters of Nadia & Lucas for? idk. probably not.#** of course the whole Two Households but still happens - which is I guess Jason trying to bargain and like. delay the inevitable. -#but I truly think that I’m the second after Cross Jason’s suicide was pinned to the universe’s cork board #as I say credit where credit’s due I did like several things about the musical! it’s just. second fiddle to the pop opera (for good reason)#yeah. if anyone else has thoughts throw them my way bc I definitely think it’s an interesting comparison #mouse talks bapo #bare a pop opera #bare the musical

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Hello I have your weekly order of menthol headcannons 🫡 are these even headcanons anymore

-I feel like menthol aki would be really good with animals like animals would love him but he wouldn’t know why like stray kitties follow him home and stuff

-reader taking aki to Claire’s after she pierces him, makes him pick out a bunch of cute jewelry so she can force him to wear it and he does socnosndowbd man’s just wearing cherry earrings or pompom earrings in the middle of a fight

-reader having nightmares about aki getting hurt or killed when fighting. It’s after they live together and she wakes up in a cold sweat at night freaking out and feeling the bed around her and aki immediately wakes up and coaxes her back to bed promising her he’s okay and that nothings gonna happen to him, getting her water and rubbing her back 😔😔

THE EARRINGS ARE TAKING ME OUT RN KJFDSLS AKI WITH A PAIR OF THOSE LITTLE NEON SPIKY RUBBER EARRINGS THAT HAD GIRLS IN A CHOKEHOLD YEARS AGO!!! y2k material girl aki,, how do u come up with these things i'm peeing myself rn

& READER HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENING TO AKI </3 he would feel so horrible about it,, rubbing ur back and comforting u and all he can think about is how he never wants to break your heart like this ever again </3 UNTIL HE –

#I'M KIDDINGKJFDLS #your headcanons keep me going rem <3 #special rem tag #about: menthol #mercury speaks

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brandonwayneb · 9 months

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Respects Russian

Respects Arabia

Respects Nazi A+

Arabia Arabia

Shiva Shiva

Levitate Levitate

🌹 RoseMary

❤️ This is all I ever say

❤️ This is all I ever live

3 fingers Right hand "Leaf"

2 fingers Left hand "Feather"

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Katy Texas 77449

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bee’s Moon’s Bird’s

bbw bwb wb Warner Brothers

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Flawless Spelling

Sing and Dance 'sid'

the words 'smids' and 'smades' to uncover liars

Young Guys: Satan Submissive

Young Guys: Satan Submission

Old Guys: Devil Dominance

No: J

No: G

No: B

No: L

No: T

No: H

Yes: A: Ass Assets

Yes: SS: Spiritual Supports

Yes: D: Seed Dick Deep Frederic

Yes: P: Penis or Pussy

Yes: F: Free and Fuck

Yes: M: Ma, Mom, Manners

Yes: V: Virtue Revival Achievements

Yes: W: Wraith War Water

Yes: ii: Eye Eye

Yes: R: Roar Rabbit

Yes: N: No

Yes: Y: Yes

Yes: O: Create w

Yes: K: Knight

Yes: E: Equals Español

Yes: X: Mark Special Spots

Yes: Q: Questions Quest Ons!

Yes: C: See Cup Cupids Chest

Yes: U: Ur Ours Yours Us Ourselves

Yes: Z: Symbolic of Last Resorts

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Not Deli

Not delMA

Not belMA

Not velMA

“toe shoulders”

“chest thighs”

War Sights

“tacoma wa” taco cat

“lakewood wa” blaire witch “claire donut”

“seattle wa” “caddie saddle” “sad duel”

“space needle” “ironic man”

“dallas tx” “shower dial ass” “day licenses”

“mckinney tx” “Macdonald kidney stones”

“princeton tx” “depraved dolls” “cell pre”

“Gideon” “Neo” “Geo” “Galaxy” “Guy Op”

“Soul Matron” “Arron”

100% Brandon

100% Bradley

99% Rainbow

1% Anti illuminati

Anti indoctrination

Anti inflammatory

Anti castrations

Anti assassinations

Anti Youth Thin Eye Z Nations

Anti Lab Bot Tony

Brandon Wayne

Bradley nickname

Sarah Johnny Kaye Burdett Leeper Rivera

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bird’s Moon’s Bee’s

bwb bbw wb Warner Brothers

Jessica Ray Rivera

Jacob Gabriel Rivera

Justin Rivera

Kevin Rivera

Cara Autumn Burns

Cody Burns

Chad Burns

Clete Burns

Martha Burns

Morgan Burns

Pamela Burns

“4415 Daisy Meadow Dr”

“Katy Texas”

“77449”

Rainbow Peace and Power Taco Cat

Rainbow Peace and Power Ali Ali

Rainbow Peace and Power Allah Allah

Rainbow Peace and Power Always Always

Rainbow Peace and Power RoseMary

Rainbow Peace and Power Valor

Rainbow Peace and Power Vladimir

Brandon Wayne Burdett

BrandonwayNEB

Saint Binard

Catholic Vatican

Hindu India

San Francisco

Frankincense oil

Salam Islam

Barbie and Ken go to Jerusalem

Barbie and Ken go to San Francisco

Barbie and Ken go to Kentucky

Barbie and Ken go to Jupiter

Barbie and Ken go to Venus

Barbie and Ken go to King Author

Barbie and Ken go to Barnes & Noble

Barbie and Ken go to Ben & Jerry’s

Barbie and Ken go to Bed Bath and Beyond

Barbie and Ken go to Tel Aviv

Barbie and Ken go to El Salvador

Barbie and Ken go to Quebec

Joke: What Happens if Flamingos get Flees

Joke: Pinky and The Brain

“Lizzy Hebrew”

“Young Guys Satan Submissive”

“Old Guys Devil Dominance”

Varsity Volleyball

Valor RoseMary Hitler

Valor RoseMary Vladimir

#Vladimir

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