Stefan and reader are best friend's, she is human and doesn't take crap from Damon and protects Stefan when he goes off on him. She takes vervain and some reason damon is interested in reader since she isn't afraid of him. He flirts with her but she doesn't have it she ignores him. Lots of banter.
Can't compel yourself a date | Damon Salvatore x Reader
↪M A S T E R L I S T
"Stefanie" I yell walking into the Salvatore house, "Stefania, your girlfriend has arrive from hell" Damon walks past me yelling to his younger brother who must have been upstairs in his room.
I take my shoe off throwing it at the older brother "you can't call him names, Damon." I roll my eyes as he throws my shoe back 3x harder just missing my head "he's my brother" he responds walking off into the wine cellar "the brother you sought to kill not even a decade ago, shut up" i say to him before jogging up to Stefan's room.
"hey, you ready to go?" I ask Stefan, he and I had been planning to go out to lunch with Klaus and Elijah for a while. Since the Salvatores were failing miserably i'd be there decoy, of course not for Damon, mainly for Stefan.
"not yet, you're 4 hours early, y/n." Stefan spins around after pushing up his 'hero' hair.
"still." I tap my foot against the ground "you also need to take your daily dose of vervain" he says handing my a small vile, I drink the vile handing it back to him "i may be human but god that taste is putrid" i mumble, I had been taking vervain everyday for a few months now.
Just because it made sense to, especially since I now know of the supernatural.
We walk downstairs as Damon attacks us from behind, wrapping his arms around mine and stefan's shoulders "what's the plan guys" he asks sarcastically, acting as if he wasn't already listening.
Walking away from Damon I kick his shin "don't touch me." I say aggressively, looking to Stefan then kicking Damon once more as he lets go of his younger brother "and him" I say protecting the younger Salvatore brother.
"i could just rip you apart, here, right now." Damon crosses his arms "cut it out Damon." Stefan says rolling his eyes "do it, pussy." I narrow my eyes to Damon who scoffs walking off again.
"i'm still surprised you have the guts to talk to him like that, not even Elena would." Stefan chuckles sitting down on the sofa as I stand in front of him "yeah, well Elena is like i dont know she does when she gets angry. She gets parley." crossing my arms sitting down next to him.
Damon walks back in front of us, holding two bourbon bottles in his hand "y/n, pick one." he commands "the left one" I mumble "poor taste, right was the right answer." he laughs to himself, I pick up a book and throw it at him "i'm right, you're wrong." I say sternly "yes ma'am" he says placing one bottle down, handing the other to me.
"drink it" he says pointing to the bottle, Stefan snatches it out of my hand "what, Damon no." Stefan says placing the bottle on the ground "well she has to have something to get through the meeting" Damon says relaxing back on the sofa opposite of Stefan and I.
"i need it everytime i'm around you, vervain barely cuts it." i lie to him, vervain didn't even cut the bare minimum "liar" he whispers and I roll my eyes "Stefan doesn't need to come with you anyways, what is he going to do flick he hero hair and save the day?" "and if he does, who is stopping him." I lean forward.
"nobody." rolling my eyes. "you fascinate me" Damon points to me "Here we go" Stefan says getting up and walking back to his room "oh god" placing my hand on my forehead, rubbing it annoyed.
"how is it, even the strongest humans i know, won't insult me. Yet, you insult me with every chance you get." Damon leans forward, glancing up at me from his glass of bourbon "because i'm not scared of you." I cross one leg over the other.
"surely you have some sort of worry that I might, accidently kill you." Damon says shrugging as he leans back into the sofa "nope, not one." I smile to him "It's my brother isn't it, you know he'd avenge you." Damon says thinking he caught onto something.
"That's a good reason but its not the reason." standing up getting ready to walk away "well surely there is a reason." he says stopping me "course theres a reason, I just don't feel like disclosing the reason." I smirk before walking to the fireplace.
I had to stay here for Stefan, there was not many rooms in this house despite its size.
"can you two cut it out already. It's causing my ears to bleed." Stefan groans from upstairs "believe me Stef, I'm trying to ignore him. His voice is just as annoying as his face." I huff staring into the blazing fire.
Glaring at Damon, I walk past him up to Stefan's room. Sitting down next to Stefan on his bed.
"did you really leave him by himself?" Stefan asks me "yes?" I reply "no" Damon bursts through the door.
"how about I take you out, y/n, i can show you how un-annoying i am." he says "impossible." I mumble, snatching Stefan's book out of his hand "you talk to him, he's your brother." I continue to mumble as Stefan rolls his eyes at me.
"Y/n won't go out with you, even you know that." Stefan says getting of his bed walking to his balcony, pushing the doors open "well then i need to prove just how annoying i am not." Damon throws his arms up "this is usually the part where she tells you to 'stuff it in places i wouldn't'" Stefan dusts his hands off, sitting back down next to me.
"i'm not talking to you Saint Stefan." Damon says turning to face me, I continue to ignore him "I wont kill anyone for a month, if you go out with me." Damon bargains "no" Stefan talks on my behalf "beat it Buzzkill Bob" he insults his brother.
"Buzzkill, I know you aren't talking." finally looking up to the irritating villainous brother "she speaks again" he smirks "he still doesnt stop talking... again." I mumble.
"too bad you can't compel yourself a date with me."
"why exactly have you brought this into my room?" Stefan questions us "if only this room was in my name so he couldn't come in." I huff "fine" getting of Stefan's bed, placing the book on the bed, shoving past the brothers and walking down the stairs.
"i'm going home until further notice."