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ramekinnn · 1 month

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The thought of having sex with Rob Lucci while his pigeon speaks for him put me out of commission for like half an hour earlier. Like, can you imagine this extremely dangerous man than could kill you in a split second standing in front you with no pants and a pigeon on his shoulder going “Coo coo! Get on your knees and suck my cock!”

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece lucci #rob lucci #lucci #one piece x reader #lucci x reader #rob lucci x reader

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ramekinnn · 1 month

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I wouldn’t have it any other way 😩

The hat stays on during sex

-Penguin

(Don't hurt me pls)

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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The 4th amazing husband of One Piece award goes to none other than my personal favorite blonde in the series, Killer! A truly good man, even though some of his values may differ from those of the government. He would be a very loving husband to the one he chose to marry as well as a fantastic father if you both wanted children. 100/10 perfect boy for the recipient of this award!

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece killer #killer one piece #killer op #op #op killer #killer x reader

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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One Piece characters as incorrect quotes I found part one~

I completely forgot these existed and now I am absolutely obsessed. Expect several of these, like a TON. Also, I will definitely take requests for characters if anyone wants to see certain groups!

Note! I did not come up with these, I simply found them and put my own spin on them with various OP characters. I do not own any of them. One is slightly nsfw, so be aware of that please!

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Zoro: So… what’s goin’ on?

Luffy: You want the long version or the short version?

Zoro, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Luffy: Shit’s fucked.

Zoro: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Law: It doesn’t have a bone.

Kid: Then why is it called a boner!?

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*Ace dies in a game with ships*

Luffy: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it’s a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was allowed to us. The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Sabo: Legend has it that Ace still haunts the ships, stealing my fucking drinks.

Ace: of course I do.

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Luffy: What did Ace do this time?

Sabo: More like WHO did Ace do this time?

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Luffy: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Sanji:

Sanji: I’m gonna tell him.

Zoro: Don’t you dare.

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Luffy: Time for plan G.

Usopp: Don’t you mean plan B?

Luffy: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Franky: What about plan D?

Luffy: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Chopper: What about plan E?

Luffy: I’m hoping not to use it. Sanji dies in plan E.

Zoro: I like plan E.

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Zoro: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.

Sanji: You hang out with Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Franky.

Sanji: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Law once tried to heal Luffy after a particularly bad fight, only to turn his back for one second and return to see Luffy eating several jars of medicine. Law does not try to heal Luffy anymore

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #luffy #monkey d. luffy #one piece luffy #one piece law #trafalgar law #trafalgardwaterlaw #trafalgar one piece #trafalgar op #law op #op law #op #straw hat luffy

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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For my third installment in the best One Piece husbands, we have my favorite so far; the adorable Katakuri! He deserves the entire world and everything within it, nothing could ever make me budge on that. He would absolutely put you on his shoulder when in a crowded area or just whenever you wanted. If you’re scared of heights (like me), he would hold you in both of his massive hands against his chest do there’s no possible way you could fall. Please feed him all the sweets in the world while patting his head, he needs to know how loved he is. 10/10 best baby boy in the whole series 💜

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece katakuri #charlotte katakuri #katakuri one piece #op katakuri #katakuricharlotte #katakuri x reader

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Crocodile is also a great contender for marriage in One Piece. He would absolutely be a good husband in any way he possibly could. Definitely gives me the “I would burn the world for you” vibes. Also personal sandbox

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece crocodile #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #crocodile x reader

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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PLEASE THATS SO FUNNY AND ACCURATE

One time Luffy wandered into a luxury soap shop because it smelled good and ate about a fourth of the soap there before Nami found him and kicked his ass for it.

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #luffy #monkey d. luffy #one piece luffy

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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I feel like Buggy would actually make the perfect husband. Thirsty but don’t wanna get up? He can grab you a drink without even getting up. Bored and need some entertainment? The man is literally the entire circus. Sad because he has to leave for a while? He can give you his hand so you have a piece of him to squeeze no matter how far he has to go. There are endless possibilities with a hot clown that can break apart as he pleases

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece buggy #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #captain buggy #op buggy #buggy x reader #buggy pirates

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Zoro sitting at the kitchen table being taught to read by Robin with the help of a toddler book while Sanji is on the floor dying of laughter

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece sanji #one piece vinsmoke sanji #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #op sanji #sanji #nico robin #robin #one piece robin #one piece nico robin

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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One time Luffy wandered into a luxury soap shop because it smelled good and ate about a fourth of the soap there before Nami found him and kicked his ass for it.

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #luffy #monkey d. luffy #one piece luffy #one piece nami #nami #cat burglar nami

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Bedtime with Sanji would be extremely overwhelming at first. It always takes about an hour due to the countless steps he deems mandatory before you can even lay your head on your pillow, such as hugs, kisses, massage, etc. After a while, it becomes routine and you really start to enjoy it. He barely ever moves in his sleep, but occasionally he’ll have a dream of fighting an enemy and accidentally kick you pretty hard. He always wakes up immediately after hearing you yelp from it and it takes about an hour of him apologizing and kissing wherever he hit for him to forgive himself

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece sanji #one piece vinsmoke sanji #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sanji x reader #one piece x reader #one piece sanji x reader

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Going to sleep with Usopp would be a lot easier than most of the other Straw Hats. You’re either tucked against his chest or the big spoon, no other positions. He snores a bit but not enough to be a huge bother. He does occasionally turn around in his sleep when you’re the big spoon and accidentally wack you in the face with his nose though

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece usopp #usopp #one piece x reader

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Sleeping with Zoro is either both of you at opposite ends of the bed with as much room between you as possible or being held against his chest with one arm putting you in a headlock and there is no inbetween

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #zoro

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Luffy’s the kinda sleeper to constantly wiggle around, kick, hit, fall over, snore right in your face, drool everywhere, and mutter to himself all night but also hold onto you for dear life the entire time so you can’t even get up to go to the bathroom

#one piece #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece luffy #one piece luffy x reader #straw hat luffy #monkey d. luffy #luffy #luffy x reader

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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Gen Z’er: Wow, your outfit is really slaying today~

Zoro, whose outfit is not sentient nor murderous: *visible confusion*

Gen Z’er gets isekai’d into One Piece and irritates the shit out of old man Zoro with memes and references he doesn’t understand

#one piece scenario #one piece imagine #one piece zoro #one piece #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #zoro

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ramekinnn · 2 months

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✨Things that absolutely happened in the One Piece universe that no one can convince me didn’t✨

Luffy- Tried to fish like he usually does but ended up being pulled into the ocean and had to be saved by Sanji.

Zoro- Took a nap right before a huge storm and got swept off the boat. Didn’t wake up until he tried to snore underwater and inhaled the sea.

Usopp- Started telling a story about how he single handedly defeated the world’s largest sea king with only a stick when an absolutely massive sea king burst out of the water behind him and made him scream like a girl.

Sanji- Accidentally fell off the balcony of the ship swooning over Nami. He hit his head too hard and Robin had to cook dinner that day.

Chopper- Got way too distracted talking to Robin while making his rumble balls and accidentally put the wrong thing in it. Didn’t realize it until his next battle when he ate it and it did nothing so he had to run to Zoro for safety.

Franky- Sneezed and accidentally set fire to the lawn on the ship. Tried to put it out but only made it worse and got scolded for it.

Shanks- Got drunk and decided to try and walk in a pair of 6’ heels. Broke his remaining arm falling down the stairs. He never put heels on again.

Buggy- Did semi naked fashion shows in his quarters. That stopped when Cabaji walked in on him posing with only a feather boa

Crocodile- Went to take the quickest shower he possibly could but slipped and fell on his ass.

Doflamingo- Misplaced his pink coat and sat on the floor huffing like a toddler until someone found it for him.

Mihawk- Got coerced into drinking WAY too much with Shanks and ended up on the floor sobbing because he saw a adorable kitten and it was too much. He never drank with Shanks again when he found out.

Smoker- Saw a dog on the side of the road and stopped to pet it. Immediately stopped after he remembered he had 15 men with him, all of which were laughing at him for baby talking the puppy.

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