I.N: How do you deal with stress?
Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.
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LJY: People ask me how I have such a killer personality
LJY: But I don't get it because I don't kill
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Wooyoung: knock knock
Hongjoong: leave me alone
Wooyoung: leave me alone who?
Hongjoong: that's not how that- never mind
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Changbin: I eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura
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Jisung: I'm not narcissistic!
*also Jisung*
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Yeosang: You ok?
San: Yeah... why?
Yeosang: I mean, I just watched you fall down the stairs, lay on the floor for a minute and then start singing the baby shark song so...
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Felix: Do you think people can be poisonous too?
Jisung: You mean venomous? Certainly in terms of energy. We are all sponges to other humans' vibes and want to empathise. But I will not seek out complainers or blamers. Good vibes only.
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Mingi: Why are shorts called shorts, but pants aren't called longs?
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Ryan Reynolds creating his secret skz stan account:
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*a meme using < or >*
Mingi, sweating: haha... the alligator... eats... uh... fuck, oh god no fuck *breaks down crying*
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Wooyoung: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Mingi: ... So philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
Yeosang: COMMON SENSE IS KNOWing that ketchup isn't a god damn smoothie
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Seon-Woo: It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me.
Ji Dwi: It is a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as her
Jidwi: *looks at Ah-Ro*
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Mingi: My eye sockets hurt
*silence*
Mingi: ow
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*Daily life advice with ateez*
Yeosang: ✨Positive mindset✨
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Yunho: I mean I'm not a slut but who knows?
Yunho: *slut drops*
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Yeo Wool: Hello, 911 emergency. There's a handsome guy in my house... Wait a second, cancel that. It's only me
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San: No fence
Wooyoung: I take fence
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