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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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amazing-gates-96 · 7 months

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Wei Wuxian, totally oblivious: Lan Zhan, I hope our kids are best friends someday! Lan Wangji, not batting an eye: That's nice. I hope our kids are siblings.

#mxtx novels #mdzs incorrect quotes #wangxian #the untamed incorrect quotes #he's just stupid your honor

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bnnywngs · 1 year

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a-yuan: i want that

lan wangji: sure

wei wuxian: no

lan wangji, shocked: ....what

wei wuxian: you already have a lot of toys sweetie, you don't need another one

lan wangji, still shocked: how can you say no to your child?

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: *look at teary a-yuan* no

lan wangji: *shocked gasp*

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my-random-mdzs-thoughts · 1 year

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Lan Jingyi: I am melting out here! Someone turn off the sun!

Wei Wuxian: sure

Jin Ling: say what now?

Wei Wuxian: *makes weird hand moves*

Ouyang Zizhen: don't tell me Mister Wei can turn of the sun with demonic cultivation?!

Wei Wuxian: done!

Lan Sizhui: nothing happened...

Wei Wuxian: well yeah. It takes six hours for the full effect!

Jin Ling: that's just the sunset! *stomps foot*

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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*During Cloud Recesses lectures*

Lan Qiren: Were is Wei Wuxian?

Lan Xichen: Doing stuff.

Lan Qiren: I don't like the sound of that. Were is Jiang Wanyin?

Lan Xichen: Trying to prevent Wei Wuxian from doing stuff.

Lan Qiren: And Nie Huaisang?

Lan Xichen: Trying to prevent Jiang Wanyin from preventing Wei Wuxian from doing stuff.

Lan Qiren: Of course he is. For that matter, why are YOU here? Isn't this the time you usually use to read at the library?

Lan Xichen: Usually yes, however right now I'm using this time to prevent you from preventing Nie Huaisang from preventing Jiang Wanyin from preventing Wei Wuxian from doing stuff, since the said stuff is my brother.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #wei wuixan #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan huan #lan xichen #lan qiren #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #nie huaisang #wangxian

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babybreadthings · 1 year

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lan-zhans-world · 2 years

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Wuxian- I feel fine

Lan Zhan- YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

Wuxian- I've been stabbed before

Lan Zhan- YOU DONT BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED WEI YING!!

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writingturtlesandbeans · 2 years

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Lan Jingyi: Li’l Apple’s annoying! She stinks up the stables too.

Random disciple: Yeah, she’s so annoying! We should just sell her when Wei-qianbei’s not looking—

Lan Jingyi, unsheathing his sword: tHE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT LI’L APPLE?!

#mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #wei wuixan #mxtx characters #the untamed #jiang cheng #mxtx #nie huaisang #the untamed incorrect quotes #mdzs lan jingyi #lan jingyi #lan zhan #jiang yanli #lan xichen #nie mingjue

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weiyjling · 7 months

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Jingyi: Alright, good. Thanks dad.

Zizhen: You just called senior Wei dad. You said “thanks dad”.

Jingyi: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.

Wei Wuxian: Do you see me as a father figure, Jingyi?

Jingyi: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.

Jin Ling: Hey! Show your father some respect

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one-shared-braincell · 7 months

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LJY: People ask me how I have such a killer personality

LJY: But I don't get it because I don't kill

#incorrect the untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #mdzs #lan jingyi #mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs meme #the untamed incorrect quotes #the untamed #the untamed meme #💥

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yumemiruuuu · 2 months

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Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng please be fine, I watched the worst, most depressing movie ever which made me worry about you more 🥺

Jiang Cheng: You’re worried about me…???

Jiang Cheng: …. What movie?

Wei Wuxian: …..

Wei Wuxian: The Joker

#i’m running out of texts and memes ragghgggggggggghhhhhh #when i said that i am jiang cheng brainrotting I meant that I AM JIANG CHENG BRAINROTTING #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #yunmeng shuangjie #the untamed #the untamed incorrect quotes #grand master of demonic cultivation #mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs #魔道祖师 #oh dude i’ve been having an incredible amount of spicy chinese dishes these days lan wangji would be horrified #it just occurred to me and just dhshdhsh #i’ve been trying different stuff lately #just had sichuan wonton and ox tongue&tripe with hot and chili oil last night

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months

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Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*

 Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*

Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?

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bnnywngs · 1 year

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lan xichen: wei wuxian is certainly a handful

lan wangji: *looks at wei ying beside him, looks at his butt, put his hand on said butt and squeeze*

wei wuxian: *chokes on tea, blushing violently*

lan wangji, looking at his brother again: mn. he is.

lan xichen, forcing a smile: i see

wei wuxian, hiding behind his hands: shameless...

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greyjug · 2 years

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Lan zhan: I am a peaceful person

Wei ying: You threw a chair at jiang cheng earlier

Lan zhan: Which was a peaceful compromise from the table i initially wanted to throw

#lan zhan #wei ying #jiang cheng #mo dao zu shi #cql #the untamed incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cdrama

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Wei Wuxian, ariving on the Jingshi: Hello, people who don't live here.

Lan Sizhui: Hi, baba!

Lan Jingyi and Ouyang Zizhen: Hello, senior Wei!

Jin Ling, mumbling: Hi, da-jiu.

Wei Wuxian: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Ouyang Zizhen: Well, we wanted cuddles. That's an emergecy.

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and-make-it-double · 2 years

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Mdzs characters as John Mulaney quotes

Wen Ning: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Lan Jingyi: Ah... numbers, the letters of math.

Wei Wuxian: I yelled "fuck da police!"

Nie Huaisang: I'm like an iPhone, it's going to be worse versions of this every year

Lan Wangji: I'll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I'll die.

Jiang Cheng: It's just that I'm mean and loud.

Xue Yang: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #the untamed #wen ning #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #lan jingyi #xue yang #lan wangji #jiang cheng #mdzs incorrect quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #john mulaney

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