Bucky, texting: Answer your phone.
Peter, texting back: wait a minute, i can’t find my phone
Bucky: Understood.
Bucky, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Peter.
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OMG TY GUYS FOR 200 FOLLOWERS <3333
I promise I’ll get new quotes up soon 😭
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As i promised, today i bring to you:
skz as cakes :D
Chan:
Minho:
Changbin:
Hyunjin:
Han:
Felix: (its a brownie inside)
Seungmin:
Jeongin:
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cried my eyes out laughing when i found all these, so here is
SKZ AS CURSED TOILETS
! i’m not calling skz toilets ofc this is just the vibes these are giving !
Chan
Minho
Changbin
Hyunjin
Han
Felix
Seungmin
Jeongin
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ty for the tag <3
next to me - imagine dragons
feel my heart - the rose
everglow - youngk cover
minor thing - rchp
tagging: @crispy-chan // @freckledwinterfalls // @jimeanour // @lea-rae // @soobisms // and anyone who sees this!
rules: list 4 songs you have on repeat right now
Thanks for the tag 🤍 @sweetyoungk
1. Wonpil - Unpainted Canvas
2. DAY6 - Rescue Me
3. 2PM - A.D.T.O.Y
4. Seventeen - Anyone
Tagging: @canadianwatermelon @nimbleantelope @lixtinyhands @shesgonemad
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Jeongin: what’s a guardian angel?
Hyunjin and Chan: it’s like this friend who follows you around, making sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Jeongin: oh, so like you guys!
Hyunjin and Chan: *tearing up*
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Minho: I should’ve left you on that street corner where I found you.
Hyunjin: but you didn’t!
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Changbin: We need to distract these guys
Han: Leave it to me
Han: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Minho, Chan and Seungmin: *Immediately begin arguing*
Hyunjin, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Jin: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Yoongi: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Hobi: Smad.
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*Jin is cooking*
Yoongi: Any chance that’s for me?
Jin: It’s for Namjoon. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Hobi: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Jin: Hewwo.
Hobi: Hihiiiiii!
Yoongi: Greetings, Humans.
Namjoon: Three kinds of people.
Taehyung: I want pudding.
Jin: Four kinds of people.
Jungkook: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Namjoon: Five kinds of people.
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Jungkook: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Jin: Thank you
Jungkook: I didn't say that was a good thing
Jin: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Yoongi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Jin: >:O language
Jungkook: Yeah watch your fucking language
Namjoon: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JUNGKOOK THE FUCK WORD?
Taehyung: 'The fuck word'.
Hobi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Jungkook: Oh my god he censored it
Taehyung: Say fuck, Hobi.
Jungkook: Do it, Hobi. Say fuck.
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Chan: Hyunjin, keep an eye on Han today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Hyunjin: Sure, I’d love to see Han get punched.
Chan: Try again.
Hyunjin, sighing: I will stop Han from getting punched.
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Jin: I think we're missing something.
Yoongi: Teamwork?
Hobi: Cohesion?
Namjoon: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Minho: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Han: >:O language
Jeongin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hyunjin: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MINHO THE FUCK WORD?
Changbin: 'The fuck word'.
Chan: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Jeongin: Oh my god they censored it
Changbin: Say fuck, Seungmin.
Jeongin: Do it, Chan. Say fuck.
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Jin: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Yoongi:
Hobi:
Namjoon:
Everyone Else At Jin’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Yoongi: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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