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Representation I want: Cute, romantic love movies with awkward first kisses and nice dates
Representation I get: Fifty Shades of Gay
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The only thing I want more than a girlfriend is a vampire girlfriend
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Young me, trying to convince myself that I am straight:
Girls who are in love think aout their crush or boyfriend all the time. *picks random guy and trains myself to think about him regularly* Yeah, now I totally have a crush on him.
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Posts: “Make older characters LGBT+ and not only students!”
Me: *creates 420-year-old gay vampire* Old enough?
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Me: is late on my period
Me: single, lesbian and a virgin
Me: OH NO, WHAT IF I’M PREGNANT?!
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If Elsa won’t be gay in Frozen 2, I probably will cry in the cinema.
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Side effects of Social Media:
Whenever I hear someone speaking English I immediately hear words like gay, queer etc. They don’t say it. I hallucinate in gay.
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Straight people: If you really have something like a gaydar, it must be easy to find a girlfriend.
Me: Yeah. But mine only works for TV characters.
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The first time I wore flannel was because my class had to dress up as farmers.
Everyone: Haha, we look sooo weird.
Me: I don’t know, this looks kinda good. Like, really good. Especially the girls
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15 year old me: *pretends to have a long-distance relationship so people will stop asking which boys I like.
Me now: Wait... That’s gay culture, isn’t it?
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Gay culture is deleting your YouTube recommendations so you won’t out yourself when you show videos during a presentation.
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Me, seeing a cute girl in a store: AKDJFS, she’s so beautiful!
Me, seeing her boyfriend: Oh. Okay.
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Every scientist: Two people being buried holding hands is definitely a sign they were in love.
The same scientists now, finding out that the lovers of modena are guys: So... They were both male. Two best friends. Some cousins. Bros maybe. No gay here.
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The “bi” in “lesbian” is for all the beautiful bi women we love and support.
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Me, some years ago: Men with cabrios are literally never hot.
Lesbian me now: Well, it could be because I don’t even find one (1) man hot...
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Internalised homophobia is reading a LGBT book and still searching for phrases like “They were just friends” while two gay men literally get married.
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3am is “I want to dance with my wife in our kitchen” time and you can’t prove me wrong
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