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harley in the iron lad suit for the first time: well i feel... good.聽
peter: you...
harley: there鈥檚 no pockets on this... i dont know what to do with my hands
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#harley keener#peter parker#parkner#parley#harley x peter#peter x harley
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pls submit pairings/quotes u wanna see bc i feel like i do the same pairings over and over lol
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peter: one time, i was cutting an avocado, and there was a lot of meat on the pit, so i put the entire pot in my mouth, to get it off, and i thought鈥攊f i sneeze right now this pit would get lodged in my throat and i would die. so now i鈥檓 kinda scared of avocados. but i always think, what if i did die then?
harley:
harley: fuck, dude.
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#peter parker#spiderman#harley keener#iron lad#parkner#parley#peter x harley
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peter: so do you believe ghosts are real?
harley: no
peter: why not?
harley: because i鈥檝e never seen one.
peter: there鈥檚 a lot of things you can鈥檛 see that are real.
harley: like what?
peter: gravity.
harley: yeah, i can drop an apple.
peter: ...fuck.
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#peter parker#spiderman#harley keener#iron lad#parkner#parley#peter x harley
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clint: i feel bad for the dogs that have to sniff dead bodies all day.聽
bucky: yeah, that鈥檚 definitely not preferable to the dogs that have to sniff, like, cocaine.聽
clint: no, those dogs are loving it. best job they鈥檝e ever had!聽
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#Avengers#clint barton#bucky barnes#hawkeye#winter soldier#white wolf#winterhawk#bucky x clint
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steve, reading a case file: the victims hands were cut off, presumably to remove identification via fingerprinting.聽
clint: well that鈥檚... a lot.聽
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clint: im always worried about kids running away... maybe you should put your kids on a leash
natasha:聽
clint: sorry what was the question?聽
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#clint barton#hawkeye#natasha romanoff#Black Widow#clintasha
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shane: the tumblr crowd is such a... vocal fanbase of our show
ryan: they鈥檙e very supportive of unsolved, they always have been.聽
#not bfu#not marvel#i literally snorted when he said this#i am sitting at my laptop with tumblr loaded to get quotes and they say this?#i feel kinda called out#and a little appreciated#thanks for the shoutout ryan and shane
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tony: all rich people are murderers!聽
rhodey: fancy coming from you and your silk turtleneck.聽
tony, fiddling with the turtleneck: this was eleven dollars on amazon dot com.聽
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#tony stark#iron man#james rhodes#iron patriot#war machine#Iron Husbands#im back babee
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hi so this account kinda got a lot of clout suddenly
i haven鈥檛 been active literally since the day i started it and i鈥檓 SORRY
i am probably gonna wait until bfu comes back and i will make new posts as eps come out but who knows i do watch a lot of compilations
should i do posts on watcher too?
anyway sorry lol i鈥檓 bad at this
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tony: FUCK YOU GOATMAN
rhodey: holy shit
tony, bouncing around: IM DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE
tony: ITS MY BRIDGE NOW
tony: IF YOU WANT ME OFF THIS BRIDGE
rhodey: holy shit
tony: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME
tony: GONNA HAVE TO THROW ME OFF THE BRIDGE YOURSELF
rhodey: well he did throw someone off the bridge once. don鈥檛 loop me into this.
tony: then tell him.
rhodey: i鈥檓 not part of his little charades
tony: you鈥檙e talking to goatman now.
rhodey:
rhodey: oh fuck
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#requested#mcu#marvel#avengers#tony stark#rhodey#james rhodes#tonyrhodey#iron husbands#ironman#war machine
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peter: do you believe in ghosts, first off?聽
harley: no
peter, in full ghost hunting gear: ...okay
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#peter parker#spiderman#harley keener#ironlad#parkner#harley x peter#peter x harley
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tony, looking into the mirror: is your dad a liar? most likely!聽
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thor, setting down a mission report: fantastic! i鈥檓 sad it鈥檚 over.聽
bruce: a good read.聽
thor: wish i could read it all over again. (turns to criminal) good job, sir.聽
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#thor odinson#bruce banner#hulk#thorbruce#thor x bruce
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clint: give your babies tattoos!聽
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bucky: you鈥檝e never wanted to see the universe just implode?聽
sam: no, because i鈥檓 not really an anarchist.聽
bucky: it鈥檚 not anarchy. it鈥檚 not disorder, it鈥檚 just...nothing.聽
sam:聽
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#bucky barnes#sam wilson#winter soldier#falcon#winterfalcon#sam x bucky
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bucky: cut off the loose ends.聽
clint: yeah... oh, i thought you were talking about cutting off his...testicles. those were in tact? when they found him?聽
bucky: as far as i know, yes his penis was still on his person.聽
clint: otherwise they probably would鈥檝e mentioned that.聽
bucky: i dunno why they wouldn鈥檛 have mentioned if he didn鈥檛 have his penis.聽
clint, looking down at the mission report: penis...check.聽
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#mcu#marvel#avengers#clint barton#hawkeye#bucky barnes#winter soldier#winterhawk#clintucky#bucky x clint
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