more things i found in my notes
i feel anything i spawn from my body would be a vile creature.
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real men don’t seek emotional support, real men curl up in a ball and cry themselves to sleep
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she zuck my berg until i facebook
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bitches be like “this is so hard 😕” like i’m harder tho???
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brokebacking his mountain
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Wow, babe, that was really hot and cool that you turned into a furry just then, you wanna have sex now?
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but it’s not just ironic, is it? it’s iconic.
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this is what happens when i try to be nice, i upset the natural world order, and now god is out to get me.
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how does homophobia just exist? like, dude, i’m too cool to be hatecrimed????
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grab your cock and dance about it
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last night i was sleeping, and then this creepy fucking victorian ghost child starts wailing and scuttling in the night. like bitch im sad too, you’re not special.
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well color me mildly aroused!
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slapping americas ass because I’m patriotic like that.
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im feeling thoroughly harassed by general society right now
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when you’re feeling down just remember, if you’ve shananed before, you will shanan again.
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can’t believe this has 0 notes this was a banger
a man cave? you mean your asshole?
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guys i’m in love with a chaotic evil witch in the woods am i cooked?
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Some life experiences that may apply to you, Lev St. Valentine
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:
See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.
And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.
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were you a “i’ll just use CAS mods” simmer who learned to appreciate gameplay mods?
or a “i’ll just use gameplay mods” summer who found a love for skin overlays and eyelashes?
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we all know that ‘i’m your man’ would of ruined him emotionally
thank god Dean was only into 70s rock. Mitski would have sent him into another coma
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i need to inject mitski music with bkdk into my veins
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a long time ago i watched a tik tok from an older trans woman, in her 60’s or 70’s. someone had commented on another video of hers asking “why don’t we ever see trans men from your generation? why aren’t they involved in activism?” and her response was “because a lot of them died.” she told stories abt the trans men she knew who committed suicide rather than be married off and forced to live as a woman, or died from medical neglect or botched abortions. “they would be here if they could, but they can’t because the world failed them.”
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