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jiminiejamie · 1 year

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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ a stoners night in *ੈ✩‧₊˚

words: 1607 -- masterlist -- ★ -- tw: drug use, eating out.

My deepest condolences but I am super high right now but here we go. This is my yoongi x reader, stoner!au sHITE man, get ready. This is my first smut fic so pls be gentle <3

‘Yoongs?’

‘Mhm’

‘Do you wanna smoke?’

‘Omg i love you yes’

Coldness nipped your skin as Yoongi pulls the blanket off both your legs as he jogs to his room, in hunt of his weed box, which sounds fancier than it is, it truly is an old converse shoe box, on top, a weed leaf sticker that you found and decided that the box was the only appropriate place for it. You pause the netflixs show he really wanted to watch.

Phone falling off your lap as you pull the blanket back up, you lean down to reach it. While you're leaning over the couch ass up, you feel a sharp pain in your ass, and then behind you, you hear the chuckle from your boyfriend, ‘mIN yOONGI’

‘Sorry y/n, i see that shit walking into the room, its gotta get a smack’

‘I'll let you off this time…’

Yoongi walks back around the couch, sitting on the edge of it, leaning towards his coffee table, opening his box. You grab his shoulder and pull yourself from your reclined position next to him. Hands sliding around his ribs, you back hug him and give him a quick loving squeeze, earning a tiny groan out of the man.

‘Are you setting up the bong, or rolling?’ You ask, curious of what he was doing.

‘Rolling’, he says, clearly very focuses on the task at hand as he spares you no glance. You look up to your boyfriend as he tests his lighter, his face illuminates as the light bounces off his skin, his lips look so soft in the faint yellow light. You grab your phone, swiping to the left and pulling up your camera.#

‘Light the lighter again’ you say as you point your phone towards him.

Yoongi lets out a noise of confusion before he realises what you're doing, he smiles and then laughs. And you've done it, the most beautiful photo of your boyfriend you've ever seen, the soft yellow light, his beautiful bare face, his long dark hair curling around his chin and neck, and he's smiling so wide looking at you. If you were high already it would have made you weep. Yoongi then watches you go onto your camera roll and change it to your lock screen and then softly kiss his cheek. Yoongi beams as he finishes rolling his joint. He passes you the joint and lighter and he sits back,

‘Hey rollers rights?’ as you pass it back to him. He takes it back and places it between his lips, lighting the lighter and inhaling. He holds to smoke in for a few seconds and blows it away from you, so polite. You stare at him in awe, you have never gotten used to him, he was mind-blowing. You are pulled out of your Yoongi daze and feel the man himself pulling you towards him but stopping jUST before your faces smash together, he tilts his head slightly to get even more closer to your lips. You know what he's doing, he has been obsessed with shotgunning recently and you can't complain, you love it too.

You open your mouth slightly and inhale as he exhales, you take the smoke. He gives you a second to blow it out and he's straight back on you, his lips smash into yours as he kisses you like it’s the last one. He doesnt pull away, clearly eager for more but you need to put his antics on hold, he's holding a slowly burning joint that neither of you want to waste

‘’The joint baby, its burning’

A slight whine leaves Yoongi's lips as he remembers he has to finish this first.

He passes you the joint, you take it and pull 3 hits off it, the last shot gunning it once again to Yoongi. You lean back from it to find your boyfriend blushing, you take your free hand and squish his cheeks, ‘how come you're so hot but so adorable at the same time? How does that work?’ Yoongi shrugs slightly, clearly embarrassed you caught him blushing over you. You pass him the joint back and you pass it back and forth until you hit the tip and you put it out on his ashtray.

You lean back as he reaches an arm out and you settle yourself in his side. You feel the slight effect of the joint at the sides of your brain. Just a slight buzz slowly growing, you are sure Yoongi feels similar. Looking up at him through your eyelashes, you feel his hand slide through your hair as he pulls you in closer. His lips on yours heat up your entire face as you place your hand on his face. He wraps his free hand around your waist and you feel him pull your body towards you. Understanding his message you get up and straddle his thighs and continue kissing your boyfriend. He teases you by gently licking your lip, tempting you to open your mouth to deepen the kiss. Your tongues dance together as you feel his hands all over you. Yoongi pulls on your shirt as he says,’let's get this off’. You lean back and pull your shirt off, discarding it on the floor. And immediately his lips were all over you, you felt him smile against your collarbone as he moved further down to your chest.

Every touch from Yoongi feels like fire on your skin, both due to the attraction and the weed in your system. He draws a moan out of you as he sucks on your nipple, you run your hand through his hair, pulling it hard to pull him back to you. The hair pull earning you an unbelievably hot groan from him. You pull his lips back on yours for one more peck as you place your forehead on his while whispering, ‘please yoongi’

And with his gruff voice you hear him say ‘please what, i need to hear you say it baby’. You whine as your head goes onto his shoulder, and his hand goes straight to your hair.

‘Come on baby, I need to hear it, tell me what you want me to do.’

You mumble against his skin

‘Louder’

‘I want you to fuck me’ you say as he groans against your skin, and you feel him slightly buck up to you. And you realise something you hadn't noticed the whole time, Yoongi is rock hard and has been since you sat on him. You feel your ego inflate just a little more as you remember what you do to your boyfriend.

‘Can you feel me baby, feel what you do to me,’ he says against you, bucking up again. He grabs your waist and pushes you down so you're underneath him on the couch.

‘Oh you make me wanna do bad, bad things’ Yoongi growls at you as your hands make their way down his chest and rest at his belt buckle. You glance at his eyes to double down on consent despite him being the one pinning you down on the couch. His eyes soften and you see a slight nod of his head and within an instant you're fumbling with his belt as he makes quick work of taking his shirt off and working on your pant buttons.

‘yoongi, yo-yoongi please!’ you begged. The ache for your boyfriend inside of you only growing as you feel him press against your thigh

‘all in good time baby’ yoongi teases. both of you practically naked now, yoongi kisses down your body. going lower and lower. you let out a whine as we feel him pause near your waist.

‘yoongi, please’

‘Hey, don’t I get to enjoy kissing my darling?’

‘i need you’ you say, looking in his eyes. Yoongi growls and kisses down further and finally gets to what you’ve been begging of him for so long. You let out a soft moan as his lips ghost your clit. and all of a sudden you feel a euphoric sensation as yoongi enters one finger as he continues kissing on you,

‘fUCK, yoongi…’ you slur out as you hear the noises his mouth against you is making.

‘You want more baby?’ Yoongi asks, riling you up.

‘yea yes yes’ you repeat like a mantra. Yoongi acts on your mantra like response and shoves another two fingers in you, leaving you no time to warm to the stretch. you let out a moan of pain and pleasure and your body gets used to the added fingers. Adding to this yoongi bumps up his speed of circling your clit with his tongue, his groans adding slight vibration on your clit, raising the heat in the pit of your stomach even more. A groan falls out of you letting Yoongi know you were getting closer. His actions continue further and further, the pool in your stomach growing and growing until you feel it. it hits you, you’re right on the edge and as you feel yourself tipping over.

…nothing…

you whine in frustration and grab yoongi's arm, missing his hand and mouth, feeling an ache as you miss him.

‘oh that was just the beginning my love, you have no idea how much i need you right me’

you moan, arch your back and reply, ‘need you in me..’

‘spread for me darling’

annnd that’s all y’all are getting bc this is my first smut and i’m WORKING ON IT

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jiminiejamie · 1 year

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which songs fit each guy?

words: 187 -- masterlist --

i really love making playlists for characters i make, so i thought each guy of bts deserve one as well <3

Jin:

Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind & Fire

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac

Very Soon You’ll See - Giant Rooks

What I Know Is All Quicksand - Giant Rooks

Matilda - Harry Styles

Yoongi:

Crying Lightning - Arctic Monkeys

Another Brick in the wall PT2 - Pink Floyd

Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz

Osaka - Pit Pony

Afterlife - Holding Absence

Hoseok:

ELEMENT - Kendrick Lamar

SPF - Maggie City Hippies

Falling Down - Lil Peep, XXXTENTACION

Lemon to a Knife Fight - The Wombats

Deal Wiv It - Mura Masa, slowthai

Namjoon:

Summer Depression - Girl in red

Achilles Come Down - Gangs of Youths

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

I Wanna Be Adored - The Stone Roses

Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - Lana Del Rey

Jimin:

7 Rings - Ariana Grande

L’altra dimensione - Maneskin

Woman Like Me - Little Mix, Nicki Minaj

Glow - Jeffrey Chan

Me & Mr Jones - Amy Winehouse

Taehyung:

Day Tripper - The Beatles

Cutdown - Matt and Kim

First Love/Late Spring - Mitski

Last Train Home Together - Lilac

Stuck on the Puzzle - Alex Turner

Jungkook:

Stunnin’ - Curtis Waters, Harm Franklin

Run - COIN

My Number - Foals

Bust Your Kneecaps/Johnny don’t leave me - Pomplamoose

Pacific Theme - Broken Social Scene

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jiminiejamie · 1 year

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how they act when they are sleepy <3

words: 652 -- masterlist -- tw: drug use(obv), trouble sleeping/nightmares, panic attacks (tae)

Jin:

He can and will fall asleep anywhere, he will fall asleep on anyone. If he's tired he can fall asleep anywhere. The other boys have so many photos of Jin asleep in the most inappropriate places. Their favourite is a photo asleep on swings in a park, AND the same night he was asleep waiting for his order in KFC. The poor person working at KFC had to wake him up and give him it. The boys would have but they were busy laughing at that. If he’s tired he will close his eyes and that’s why he falls asleep anywhere.

Yoongi:

Sleepy boy. Not to be cringy but he quite literally is a kitten when it comes to sleeping and napping. He can and will fall asleep anywhere. You thought I made it sound like Jin falls asleep anywhere. Get ready for Yoongi. This is the story they all make fun of. They were on a roadtrip once and they stopped for literally 40 seconds max for Taehyung to piss on the side of the road. YOONGI (DRIVER) fell asleep!! It was 40 seconds. Obviously they didn't let him drive until he napped and Jin took over (dont drive when your tired folks!! Tis very dangerous.)

Namjoon:

He does that really cute head bobbing thing when he is trying to not fall asleep. He will drift off and then catch himself and wake back up. He will not fall asleep completely until someone puts his head on their shoulder and then he will drift off.

Hoseok:

Normally takes himself off to his room when he is tired, which is very often. He is sometimes found on the sofa after work still in his fancy teacher shirt and pants. Which … certain guys find Hoseok very hot in his work clothes .. jungkook. He can sleep on peoples shoulders but he normally gets really uncomfortable.

Jimin:

Jimin is another very avid shoulder/lap napper. If Jimin is tired and one of the guys is sitting next to him, he will fall asleep within the next 5 minutes. Jimin is the type of person who is immediately knocked out by darkness. If the room he is in is dark, he's out. SO many movie nights he’s missed by falling asleep 10 minutes into the film.

Taehyung:

Taehyung really appreciated his sleep now. Since he struggled with his sleep for so long, most of his childhood to be fair. His parents argued an awful lot and used to wake him up. When he first officially moved out he couldn't sleep at all and got diagnosed with insomnia, His nightmares don't bother him as much as they used to but when he first moved in with the rest of them he would wake up having panic attacks a lot of nights. He does have sleeping medication to help him but he forgets to take it quite often. If he doesn't take them he normally gets about 1 or 2 hours a night. Which obviously affects him pretty badly. BUT he is getting better in the recent months, his nightmares are going from every other night when he first moved out to once? Or twice? A month which is great news. In terms of when he is sleepy, he always goes to his room, he struggles to sleep there so he knows he has no chance if he is anywhere else. The boys also know to not bother him when he is trying to sleep either due to home much he struggles.

Jungkook:

Jungkook is an accidental sleeper. He doesn't actively choose to nap, he just does. He has never napped in his bed though. It's always the sofa, or another guy's room because they were smoking. ANOTHER thing, weed knocks him out. Well not all the time but certain strains just affect him like that. He is out like a light sometimes when they smoke.

#bts #bangtan #bts stoner #bts weed #btsstoner #bts stoner au #bts weed au #bts au #bts au fanfic #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #bts are stoner #btsau #bangtan sonyeondan

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jiminiejamie · 1 year

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bts stoner!au: what do they sleep in?

words: 406 -- masterlist -- tw: none <3

what do each of the boys sleep in??

Jin:

A hoodie/shirt and boxers. His go to sleep shirt is the most random shirt. It's from highschool, his ex girlfriends at the time were in theatre. Like proper theatre not highschool performance. And he sleeps in the merch from the show she was in of Billy Elliot. Odd story but that's what he sleeps in lol.

Yoongi:

Either a pair of Adidas shorts with no top if it's hot. Or a pair of joggers and some random top if it's cold. He doesn't like to wear much when he sleeps because he gets too hot very easily and will not sleep if he's hot. He would much rather be too cold than too hot.

Hoseok:

The only member who sleeps with socks on and they all think it's rancid that he does. He normally wears some checked pyjama bottoms and a shirt. He is very cosy and likes to be wrapped in 16000 blankets when he sleeps so he and Yoongi are the exact opposite.

Namjoon:

Sleeps naked oops. The members now know after enough incidents to leave him be and don't try to wake him up or they gonna see more than they asked for. They learnt this the hard way though. It happened at least three times a week when they all moved in together.

Jimin:

The shortest shorts you could imagine. He might as well sleep in boxers but as he has said many times it's not as comfortable and he prefers shorts with his ass hanging out. TBF no one is complaining teehee. He wears a massive hoodie most nights. It probably isn't his, it'll either be another one of the boys that he stole years ago or one he stole off someone he can't quite remember the name of.

Taehyung:

The only one who wears genuine stuff dedicated to sleep in. He has a load of cute matching sets of pants and shirts. His favourite set is a Rick and Morty pair. The pants have Rick's face all over them and a picture of both Rick and Morty in front of a portal on the shirt.

Jungkook:

Hoodie and Joggers all night every night. He has what seems to be thousands of pairs of joggers in every single colour and he matches them to the thousands of hoodies he has. That number fluctuates though because if he leaves one in one of the apartments it becomes Jimin’s by law.

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jiminiejamie · 1 year

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nicknames for the boys <3

words: 163 -- masterlist

what do the boys call the others...

Jin:

Yoongi: yoogs, kiddo

Hoseok: Seok Seok, Stoner boy

Namjoon: Joon, king shit

Jimin: Kid, Jimmy

Taehyung: Tae, Tae Tae, Kid

Jungkook: Kook, Kid, Kiddo

Yoongi:

Jin: Jinno

Hoseok: Socks (this is adorable)

Namjoon: Joon

Jimin: Jimmy

Taehyung: Tae, Kid

Jungkook: Kid, Kook, JK#

Hoseok:

Jin: Dad

Yoongi: Yoongs, Yoo

Namjoon: Joon, Joones

Jimin: Jimmy, JJ

Taehyung: Boyo, Tae

Jungkook: JK, Kooks, Kook

Namjoon:

Jin: JinJin, Harry (long story)

Yoongi: Yoon, Gaga

Hoseok: Socks, SeokSeok

JImin: Kiddo, Kid, Jimmy

Taehyung: Tae Tae, TT

Jungkook: Kook, Kooks, JK

He loves a stupid Nickname

Jimin:

Jin: Dad, Daddy (jokes)

Yoongi: Gaga

Hoseok: Socks, Seok, Hoe

Namjoon: Joons, May, July

Taehyung: Tae, Taes, Tie

Jungkook: Kook, Cheff, JK

Taehyung:

Jin: Dad, Jins

Yoongi: Gaga, Yoon

Hoseok: Socks, Seokseok

Namjoon: Joons, May, July (stole this nickname of Jimin)

Jimin: James, Jimmy JimJim

Jungkook: JK, Kook

Jungkook:

Jin: Dad, JinJin

Yoongi: Gaga, Dad

Hoseok: Socks, Seokseok

Namjoon: Joon, Joons, May, July

Jimin: Jimmy, Jims

Taehyung: TT, Tae, tetetetetetete.

#bts #btsau #bts au #bts stoner #btsstoner #bts weed #btsweed #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #bts weed au #btsweedau #bts headcanons

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jiminiejamie · 1 year

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ੈ✩‧₊˚ bts relationship with parents ੈ✩‧₊˚

their relationship with parents in my stoner!au <3 I'm so sorry but none of them have perfect relationships with their parents, PROJECTING. I don’t know why Jungkook’s is so long. lol.

my masterlist <3

tw: parental death, abusive parents, homophobia,

JIN:

He doesn't have a bad relationship with either of them, he just doesn’t live near them. He doesn't see them very often. He doesnt nOT get on with them. He just sees them a fEW times a year. He goes every christmas and he might see them ONE other time a year on A GOOD YEAR. His mom and dad are vERY strict. It’s the reason he left and moved to the city. Their strictness is also the reason they don't visit him. They hate hate hate his friends, they have NO IDEA about the weed though shhh. But Jin and Hoseok are the only two who Jin’s parents respect because they have ‘real jobs’, but they really don't like the rest.

YOONGI:

A whole lot of bad. His mom died when he was 13, and it has been him and dad since then. And …wow… whole lotta shit for a while for Yoongi. His mom, the sweetest woman you could have ever met. He misses her so much. She was beautiful and the kindest person. Yoongi and her were inseparable, he was her baby boy. His dad was never good enough for her and she knew deep down she should have left him. But once she was pregnant with Yoongi she couldn't bring herself to do it. Once she died, the worst of Yoongi’s dad came out.

He went through phases of bullying Yoongi relentlessly, OR completely ignoring him for weeks on end. From the age of 13, Yoongi had to raise himself entirely: cook for himself, get to school by himself and take care of himself. That is one of the reasons he is so independent now. One thing he does quite often that he very VERY rarely lets the boys see is, while Yoongi was growing up. His mom recorded almost ‘daily vlogs?’ of her life. And Yoongi has HOURS AND HOURS of footage, I mean like a video about her life eVERYDAY for years of her and Yoongi growing up. The rest of the boys have only seen clips/glimpses of the videos, he only shows them if he's watching and they ask but they dont ask that often because they know he is very sensitive to it.

HOSEOK:

He is close with his parents and I would say he is the closest with his parents and has the best relationship with them. He still talks to the regularly and they visit a fair bit. The only thing he has realised in the past when talking to the boys, specifically Jin is they weren’t entirely there for him on an emotional level. They raised him and kept him alive but in terms of emotional care, they were distant. They never checked on his mental health or taught him how to take care of his mental health. Which he does blame on the generation they are from but he does also know that isn't an excuse but besides that he has a good relationship with them.

NAMJOON:

His Mom and Dad divorced when he was 13 and it was just him, his mom and his brother. He still talks to his dad, they just have a very normal father and son relationship but it's ‘nothing special’ as he calls it and he talks to his dad maybe once or twice a month. His mom is also lovely but she has had some bad partners since the divorce. Some were genuinely nice people, some were a little iffy but bearable. But the partner she has now, who she's been with for quite a while now. Namjoon hates the idea but he can see them getting married soon. The partner she has now is a horrible man, he is lovely to his mom and Namjoon can't stand the fact that his Mom can not seem to understand why Namjoon and his brother don’t get on with him. Namjoon’s brother is only a year younger than him and he is set to also move into his girlfriend's apartment soon. Both him and Namjoon moved out to get away from him as soon as they could, if that doesn't tell you what they think of him, i don't know what will. Namjoon and the boys all have agreed that the only acceptable way to be a new step-parent is accept the kids your partner already has, even if they aren’t ‘yours’ you need to respect them, respect their father if he is around and acknowledge their existence. Joon’s step-dad does none of those things. He ignored the two brothers but at the same time didn’t acknowledge that Joon’s mom had kids with another person. Joon’s dad isn't allowed in the house as his step-dad doesnt think it's appropriate? He's a very weird man so it’s clear to understand why him and his brother moved out.

JIMIN:

His mom is so cute, she's so cute. But his dad… his father is a different story. His mom and dad divorced when Jimin was about 5, and he spent most of his life with his mom. She is his biggest supporter <3 it's very sweet!! She wept for so long when he came out to her, but not in a bad way, it was just pure love and the fact he felt he could come to her and trust her. She was initially SHOCKED at Jimin’s job but within about 6 minutes she was in full support as long as her ‘baby boy’ was safe and happy. The boys also love her. She visits quite a lot and they all ALWAYS come round to see her when she visits. Jimin doesn't talk to her tOO much about the weed shit and what they get up to, but she’s not an idiot, but once again: as long as he is safe. His dad though, not so much. He was never close with his dad growing up but that mindset was always instilled in him that his dad is ‘family’ and he should be close with him. So in his teenage years, Jimin tried..SO hard to be close with his dad but when Jimin accidentally came out to him that put a stop to the already tenuous relationship they had. Jimin’s dad does not want to know anything about his son anymore and initially Jimin was upset about it, but now he’s more mature and knows he’s not the problem in any way.

TAEHYUNG:

Bad, bad, really bad. The boys don’t even know half of it. Jimin knows most of it, Taehyung spent a lot of nights at Jimin's house when they were younger. Jimin’s mom ‘took him in’ in a way because it was all getting far too dangerous for Taehyung to be living with them. Jimin’s mom did what she could but Taehyung’s parents had ultimate control over him until he moved out and left as soon as he physically could. Jimin helped cover Tae’s rent until Tae got a job when they first moved out. Taehyung felt insanely guilty over it for a while but it was very clear how desperately he needed to leave that house. Sounds very morbid but it was killing Tae. Taehyung lived through it, until he was 17 years old. He was tortured by those people. He lost his childhood to the people who were supposed to give him one.

JUNGKOOK:

Jungkook lives with his mom and they have a very ‘normal’ Mother and son relationship. She’s a lovely mom, and Kook is very close with her. She is a lovely woman, she’s not massively strict but she does expect her rules to be followed if he is living with her. Which Kook respects and his housing situation is due to change soon which is Mom is finding it hard to deal with as it has been just her and Jungkook since he was born but she would never tell Kook she doesn't want him to leave because she knows how ready he is to move out. He really only sleeps there now, and to be fair, out of the 7 nights of the week, he’ll sleep at home maybe ¾ of them. Jungkook doesn't have a dad. Well he does, but he’s never met him and to be fair Jungkook’s mom hardly met him. Jungkook learned at about 12, his Mom had a summer relationship with a man while she was travelling in her gap year. So she fell pregnant while she was away from home, sadly she didn't know she was pregnant until she got back and the two lost contact. Jungkook takes pride in the fact that although he never met his dad and he doesn't know Kook exists, Jungkook’s mom said he was a very VERY good man and he would be proud of Kook today. Jungkook’s mom broke down crying when Kook originally said he was going to be a tattoo artist, his dad was heavily tattooed and his mom was astounded at this ‘coincidence?’ Another thing that makes Jungkook’s mom a very good mom is she was quite young when she had Jungkook, about 18/19 so she is fairly open to things many parents wouldn't be. She’s also a very strong woman as she did it all on her own. Her parents (Jungkook's grandparents) didn't really want anything to do with her after they found out she was pregnant at 18, and the father was in another country and she had no way of contacting him. So she is incredibly strong due to being completely alone at 19 with a baby, she built a life for them. This meant his young childhood wasn't the best situation for either of them. Until she found the right job and the right people to be around it was hard. They were homeless for a while, until Kook was about 7, and some of his earliest memories are sleeping on the floor of people's houses while he was growing up. He also spent a lot of time in shelters with his mother and although it was very hard for the both of them it bonded them and is the reason they are so close now. The only thing Jungkook always feels guilty about is he hasnt told the boys about that. They all figured he probably was quite poor and struggled growing up but they have no idea how bad it was, but hey, everyone has secrets. He isn’t ashamed of it, he just doesn't want sympathy. But he’ll tell them one day, just not today.

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jiminiejamie · 1 year

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*ੈ✩‧₊˚TAEHYUNG IS VIBING*ੈ✩‧₊˚

the tale of taehyungs first edible experience. written by someone who prefers to smoke and has only had edibles once in a forest at 16 <3

words: 1883 --- ✿ --- masterlist

“How much??”

“He didn't have that much Joon?”

“He's never had an edible! Do my eyes deceive me or is there only half of that bar left Jimin?”

Jimin cringed, “Uh huh”

“You fucking idiot”

Namjoon has just gotten home to find Jungkook, Jimin and Taehyung on his couch watching films they've all seen thousands of times. There's a bar on the coffee table, and Namjoon is well aware of what's in that chocolate bar, he bought three of them last week with Yoongi. He prays all three of them split the half that is now gone? No! just Taehyung! He’s in for a bumpy ride.

“Jimin, that bar is 1000mg? Are you telling me that Kim Taehyung has just eaten HALF of that?”

“He is telling you that” Jungkook piped up

“Shut up man, in our defense we didn't know it was 1000mg”

“Oh was the 1000mg sign on the wrapper not enough for you”

“Why are you pissed at me? I didn't eat it” Jimin was fighting an argument he wasn't in. Namjoon isn't annoyed at all, he's mildly amused and slightly interested in the events that will come in the next few hours.

“I'm talking to you because Taehyung hasn't looked up off the floor since I got here, '' Joon says with a laugh. He sits down next to Tae, places a hand on his knee.

“Taehyung? Are you with us?”

A single noise comes out of Taehyung. Good, he’s not that bad. It’s manageable and to be honest will be more fun than worrying. The group has gone through this countless times where someone accidentally got too high or too drunk and it’s easy to handle.

“You vibing or not?” Jungkok asked just to confirm

“Vibing”

All three breathe a sigh of slight relief. He may be very high but at least it's not a bad high, they've all experienced those highs.

The four of them sit and chill for a while with the film and Jungkook orders a pizza for them. As usual he orders way more than they need, i mean hey, who doesn't love leftovers for tomorrow.

“Jin is due home soon” one of the boys says but Taehyung can't quite tell who said it.

“Omg Jin!” he whispers

“Ahh, he speaks” Jimin announced

“Was i not speaking” Taehyung has been involved in the conversation for a while he's sure

“Bro you haven't said anything in the last hour” Jungkook says with a giggle, “jesus christ man, you're gONE”

“Shut up i’m fine, i’m in this conversation in my mind, you just don't understand. I'm on a higher level that you spiritually bro” Taehyung explains matter-of-factly

“I mean i wouldn't say spiritually, but you're definitely on some sort of ‘higher’ level” Namjoon jokes.

They hear a knock at the door.

“iLL get it,” Taehyung decides.

“Not a hope in hell you're getting that, sit down kid.” Jimin gets up to go to the door.

“You're not pizza?” Jimin says, disappointed at Jin’s face.

“Nice to see you too,” Jin walks in.

Namjoon asks, “why the hell did you knock? This is your house”

“Forgot my keys, I knew someone would be here.” Jin explains, “the fucks up with Taehyung?”

“Edibles” the three say in unison.

“Ohhh, he vibing or not?”

‘Vibing’ very quickly became the word they used over the years to describe a high. If one of them says ‘not vibing over here’, something is wrong. They found it to be very effective.

“I am vibing!” Taehyung exclaims

Jin laughs, “I'm glad Tae''. Jin plonks himself down next to Tae, wrapping his arm around Taehyung’s shoulder.

“How was work?” Tae asks, lifting his head for the first time in a while. Jin audibly gasps at Tae’s eyes. They have never been this red, also they are basically closed.

“Shit, it was shit”

“Oh” Taehyung frowns

“It'll be ok though dont worry” Jin smiles, Taehyung seems to get far too sad over Jin having a bad day at work. He puts his hand on Tae’s face to comfort him. At the same time the door knocks for a second time. Jimin gets up again, “this better be the pizza!”

An overpowering pizza smell wafts into the apartment. Taehyung covered his nose, the smell very intense at the start. He completely forgets the smell once he sees the 8 boxes in Jimin’s hands.

“Fucking hell Jungkook, how many did you think we needed” Namjoon laughs.

“In my defence the others will come over, Taehyung is high and we all love leftovers.”

The rest immediately realise he is right. They all laugh.

Namjoom pulls out his phone and texts the group chat.

8 boxes of pizza at ours, Taehyung’s high out of his mind

“They'll be over in a minute”

Namjoon was right, within 8 minutes Yoongi and Hoseok come bursting through the door, with the intention of eating pizza and also witnessing Taehyung. Within 2.3 seconds of them coming in it was very clear they were stoned.

“You guys are giving off an unholy stench”

“Shut up, you're no better Mr Jeon” Yoongi laughed.

Taehyung is already halfway through the first pizza.

“Hey hey, slow down Tae, remember what happened to Jungkook that one time” Jin says, his arm still round Taehyung comfortingly. Despite knowing Taehyung is fine, Jin doesn’t get involved in weed that often so he sometimes worries about them, the arm around Taehyung is for his own comfort, if Taehyung isn't vibing at any point, Jin’s arm will do most of the work grounding him.

“So good” the boys can make out of the babble coming out of Taehhyung’s mouth. And something else about the Virgin Mary crafting the pizza. They decide to ignore it or they will all have to put up with a spiel of Taehyung's thought process.

“Must we bring up ‘that one time’” Jungkook says mocking-ly.

“What? That one time you got high and paid me to drive you to buy Taco Bell and they decided to kindly vomit it back up in my car?” Yoongi decided to relive the entire experience.

“Kook was giving your car personality, it had no backstory, you had a boring car but now its got a story, it's got trauma” Taehyung says with a very serious face.

Yoongi hesitates and laughs, “That's one way to put it Tae, how you doing?”

“I've never been better, im thriving actually”

“I'm glad” Yoongi replies with a smile.

They continue eating their unnecessary amount of pizza watching the film as conversation quietens. Jin feels a thud of Taehyung’s head on his shoulder. He double checks and smiles. Taehyung fell asleep on Jin’s shoulder.

He whispers a quite, “aww”

Hoseok smiles and takes a photo of Taehyung. Shit. the flash woke him up

“HOSEok how dare you!!” Taehyung shouts jokingly

The rest laugh as Taehyung stands up and stretches with a big yawn.

“Vibing?” Jungkook asks

“YUP” Taehyung responded cheerfully

Namjoon and Jin look at each other and smile, Jungkook is so sweet to all of them, it's the little things when he checks up on them that warms Namjoon’s heart.

“I’ll be outside, give me 5 mins” Yoongi says as he stands up.

“kEEP THE DOOR CLOSED” Jin shouts to him. Jin really doesnt appreciate it when Yoongi doesn't shut the door properly and his cigarette smoke floats into the apartment.

“Yeah yeah yeah”

“I mean it kid”

“You coming Taehyung?” Yoongi asks.

“What you doing?”

Yoongi digs in his pocket and pulls out his cigarettes and waves them at Taehyung.

Tae’s eyes light up slightly, “ohhh, uh-huh”

Yoongi pulls the tiny balcony door open and Taehyung follows him outside. Yoongi pulls two from his box, “i owe you one”

“Tae you owe me about 4 boxes” Yoongi says with a snort.

“I'll buy you a box when I get paid,” Taehyung replies.

“Dont worry about it, i’m kidding, kind of” Yoongi says, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth as he lights it.

Taehyung can’t tell if it's because he’s high or because he's painfully gay but Yoongi always looks incredibly hot smoking and he knows for a fact the rest of the members agree with him. Even Jungkook, who can't really stand cigarettes, but who is he to judge, he’s a stoner.

Yoongi passes the lighter to Taehyung who, at this moment, cannot light it. He tried everything. Covering the end, switching hands and even turning away from the wind.

“You alright there?”

Taehyung sighs and hands the lighter to Yoongi, “can't do it, too high”

Yoongi lets out a long laugh. He steps forward into Tae’s space. Brings the lighter up to Tae’s mouth

“Inhale”

Taehyung does so as Yoongi lights the bottom and the cigarette ignites. Taehyung takes a few drags off it and leans forward and his head lands on Yoongi's shoulder. Yoongi lays his free hand on Taehyung’s head and they stand still. Partially just enjoying each other's company but also hiding from the cold. They stand like that until Yoongi is basically done and he’s going to hit the filter soon.

“Hurry up please i'm cold” Yoongi says to Taehyung just as Jimin slides open the door.

“You two look cute cuddled up out here”

“Jimin!!” Taehyung leaves Yoongi’s side, leaving Yoongi even colder.

“Hello! I've only been in there, you're acting like i've been gone for weeks” Jimin jokes lovingly hugging Tae back.

“Feels like weeks,” Taehyung says, offering his cigarette to Jimin, and this time Yoongi really laughs.

“Really Taehyung? Jimin would never touch that”

“I want nothing to do with you and Yoongis ‘dirty little habit’” Jimin says, mocking what Jungkook said last week when they went on a walk.

“Had to offer just in case, you never know who wants to start something new?” Taehyung explained his logic

“I bet Jimin loved you offering him a nicotine addiction, bro I'm FREEZING, please can we go inside” Yoongi says.

The three walk in with Taehyung rambling about nicotine which the other two were clearly ignoring. They walk back in to see 3 out of the 4 of the rest very much passed out asleep on the couch with only Jungkook awake.

“I'm going to bed” Yoongi said to the rest of them.

“Can i crash in your room” Jimin says with sarcastic pleading eyes

“Why, is it because you love me so much” Yoongi follows along with Jimin’s antics.

“Omg how did you know, i thought you’d never figure it out” Jimin jokes again as the two walk to Yoongi’s room.

Taehyung sits down next to Jungkook, the movie now coming to an end.

“Jesus you stink of smoke” Jungkook once again criticising the smoking habit.

“Shut up, you love me and the smell.” Jungkook can't deny, however much he didnt love smoking, the smell always reminded him of Tae and Yoongi, he would never admit it but the smell is growing on him.

The two sit back squished together on the couch waiting for the credits to roll on the film. Taehyung starts to drift off, Jungkook lets Tae sink into him as the pair fall asleep on each other. A lovely sight for the rest to wake up to, then to of course make Jungkook blush as he woke up to photos of them.

#bts #bts stoner au #btsstonerau #bts weed #bts stoner #bts smut #bts fic #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #btsweed #btsweedau #bts au

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❤masterlist❤

welcome to everything i will ever create :) this is probably not gonna be as organised as it could be but its FINE.

MY AO3 <3

fluff: ✿ angst: ☁ smut: ★

- bts stoner au introduction -

an overview of the world a lot of my fics exist in, weather it be ‘x reader’, or just normal fics, this is basically an infodump on the au i created :)

- how did the group meet? -

the group of 7 boys that work so well together must have started from somewhere?

GROUP FICS

-taehyung is vibing- (✿)

-1883 words-

“How much?”

“He didn't have that much Joon“

the story of when Taehyung was the only one to eat namjoon new edible bar and the whole group manage to witness him.

HEADCANNONS

i think headcannons is the right word to describe this

-relationship with parents-

-nicknames-

-what do they sleep in?-

-when they are sleepy-

-which songs fit each guy?-

KIM SEOKJIN

coming soon..

MIN YOONGI

-a stoners night in- (★)

-1607 words -- [yoongi x reader]

‘Yoongs?’

‘Mhm’

‘Do you wanna smoke?’

- a chill night in with your boyfriend yoongi, obvious you both smoke, obviously you both fu-

JUNG HOSEOK

coming soon...

KIM NAMJOON

coming soon...

PARK JIMIN

coming soon…

KIM TAEHYUNG

-taehyung is vibing- (✿)

-1883 words-

“How much?”

“He didn't have that much Joon“

the story of when Taehyung was the only one to eat namjoon new edible bar and the whole group manage to witness him.

JEON JUNGKOOK

coming soon…

#bts #btsstoner #btsstonerau #bts stoner #bts stoner au #bts weed #bts weed au #bts au #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #bts smut #bangtan #btsweed #btsweedau

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The long and confusing tale of how the friend group came to be

here is an update, has been a while even thought this has been written for two months. IVE BEEN BUSY with alevel exams so forgive me. BUT i am free until September when i move to uni so i am hoping to be writing a lot during this time x (pls ignore any spelling errors, i cant be arsed to check it)

How the boys met:

So they all went to the same highschool but obviously different grades. Namjoon and Hoseok were besties and have been for YEARS, and the same with Jimin and Taehyung. They were in school at the same time and Jimin and Taehyung went to a party when they were 14 (young i know they nearly got killed by their parents, well Jimin’s parents), and GUESS WHAT Namjoon and Hoseok were there when they were 17, which you’d think is a really big age gap to make friends but they had some mutual friends between them and all four of them clicked really well. So for a few years it was just them four until Joon and Hoseok were 19 and Joon decided he needed to move out of his family home, it was partly due to him maturing and needing his own space but also due to his Mom’s new step-dad who he dID NOT get on with. So he and Hoseok were going to get a flat with four rooms so when Jimin and Taehyung got older they could move in. With that plan it meant they needed two other roommates to help pay rent until Jimin and Tae could move in. A few months down the line it was decided that Hoseok couldn’t move out of his family home due to his younger sister he basically cared for. Namjoon understood entirely but he still has his heart set on a four bedroom apartment he’d found. Namjoon was now on the HUNT, he needed two, hopefully three, people willing to move in with him. This btw was the point Namjoon and Hoseok started smoking weed so he also needed people that were cool with that.

Eventually he found these two guys, Jin and Yoongi who didn't know each other but both needed a flat to move into. There was a third guy who moved in as well but he didn't stay long at all, but we’ll probably discuss him later… anyway Jin (21 at the time), Yoongi (20) and Namjoon moved into the flat, and in turn they joined the friend group. Jin and Yoongi found it a little odd at the time that their friend group consisted of the oldest being 21 and the youngest being 16 but I guess they could live with it. They were all massive stoners at the point, making Jimin and Taehyung beg the rest to let them try, which they finally gave in when they were both 17, they gave in quick lol. It was at this point Jimin, Hoseok and Taehyung started renting their flat, once again a little odd they started renting at 17 but they both were dead set on moving out so the three of them have had that flat for a while now. It was also at this point Jimin and Taehyung met Jungkook who was only 15 at the time. Jimin and Taehyung didn’t introduce Jungkook to the rest right away because he was sO much younger and both of them knew they probably wouldn’t exactly become besties with a 15 year old. But he met them by chance one day. Obviously Tae and Jimin weren’t hiding Kook, he was just their friend who didn't know the rest of them, the boys knew about Kook also they just weren't that close. Kook was around their flat one day just sitting in Jimin’s room playing video games with Taehyung as well. Namjoon bursts through the door with Yoongi, “helllllo boys”, Jimin tried to get him out because at 15, Kook was quite shy and a little scared of Jimin and Tae’s friend because he knew how much older they all were. Specifically he was hORRIFIED of Yoongi (he’s in love with him now dw lol). So yeah turns out all 6 of them were in the flat, high, while Kook was over. Jin was kind enough to ask Jungkook if he wanted them all to leave but Kook said he was fine and it was nice for them to meet. It took a while for Jungkook to get closer with the older boys but he became besties with Hoseok and Namjoon pretty quickly, it wasn't until Kook was about 17 that he was sure Jin and Yoongi even liked him? But ofc they did they were just apprehensive about being friends with someone so much younger, especially since everyone was a massive stoner. Tbf Jungkook realised they were all stoners almost immediately after he met Jimin and Taehyung, it was hard to hide that smell lol.

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jiminiejamie · 2 years

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jiminiejamie · 2 years

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Bts!Stoner AU introduction

before we begin, i am in no way promoting people to smoke weed (well i kinda am) but i mean no harm in creating this, i just really like AUs for BTS and i thought this would be very interesting and frankly hilarious to imagine them like this lol. If you have any suggestions to add to the boys info or a situation you'd like to see them in please let me know I'd love to explore these characters and their lives!!

MY AO3:

Members:

Jin

Age: 26

Job: nobody knows, imagine chandler from friends, he has a job but nobody knows eXACTLY what it is. It includes maths and IT.

Sexuality: He’s quite ‘fluid’ and very open, most of his relationships have been open. His last relationship ended a few months back and they'd been together for 3 years so he is… how do you put this lightly.. He's been very horny lately so he has a few people he's seeing. (nothing serious!!)

Housing situation: Lives in a flat with namjoon and yoongi. It’s a relatively nice flat, four bedrooms for the three guys, they've tried in the past with a fourth roommate but they either moved on with their lives?? Or it went BAD.

Crushes: Namjoon..kinda.. He's kinda a cutie or whatever ;))) no but seriously Jin has had a lil crush on Namjoon for a while, he’d never do anything tho…. Also he’s WELL aware jungkook likes him a lil but let's be real, jungkook likes everyone.

Smoking/weed preferences: Jin is nowhere near the biggest stoner of the group, he has smoked and he still does every few sESHES, if he is to get high he much prefers edibles but even then it's not that often. He’s normally the designated sober guy at the seshes, he doesn't mind tho. Because of this his tolerance is the lowest of the groups by far, if Jin’s getting high, someone else has to be sober since sometimes handsome gets a lil too high, especially since the rest of the groups tolerance is qUITE high.

‘Fave weed method?’ : Edibles

Drinking preferences: Our Jin is a drinker, he loves a drink. So sOMETIMES at seshes he’ll drink while the rest smoke and it works quite well. Most often he is drinking some sort of spirit, he loves a vodka :)))

Room decor ;): very warm tones!! Beige, oranges, browns, very clean most of the time. He has a lil mini fridge with snacks and drinks for when people are in his room, mostly kook :)

Hobbies: He spends a lot of time on interior design! The apartment is BEAUTIFUL compared to Hoseok, Jimin and Taehyung’s flat. He is constantly rearranging, buying decor. It is nice for Yoongi and Namjoon to have a nice home but it drives them crazy when they come home and the apartment has an entirely different layout.

What do they smell like: he has that ermmm… old smell? Hard to explain but he smells like the oLD aesthetic, a slight scent of yoongi’s cigarettes, a slight smell of his flatmate’s weed, and the smell of old books. A VERY pretty smell.

Yoongi

Age: 25

Job: Editor! He edits videos for quite a few youtubers which is his fave job but he also works in a cinema on the side. He ideally in the future wants to just edit and potentially work for a company editing. The cinema job is quite literally the least favourite thing in his life. He dreads it every day and his managers are assholes, BUT the rest of the boys will not let him quit because they get discounts on screenings and free food :))

Sexuality: Bisexual, his last relationship the guy cheated on him and Hoseok nearly had a fight outside a bar when he saw they guy the week after lol. But Yoongi’s been single for a while but he quite likes fucking around with strangers recently :)

Housing: Lives in a flat with Namjoon and Jin. It’s a relatively nice flat, four bedrooms for the three guys, they've tried in the past with a fourth roommate but they either moved on with their lives?? Or it went BAD.

Crushes: Hoseok :))) Him and Hoseok had a thing a while back, nothing serious but Hoseok got a boyfriend which Yoongi was obviously fine with all they did was fuck around high. But once Hoseok and his boyfriend broke up, he and Yoongi didn't really reconnect the way they did and Yoongi misses it a lil. Shhh dont tell anyone but Hoseok misses it too. Also of course Yoongi is well aware of the crush Jungkook has on him but once again Jungkook likes all of them.

Smoking preferences: My guy Yoongi likes weed a whole bunch, he loves it. One of the decided stoners in the group. He is high basically everyday, his tolerance is through the ROOF. Him and Namjoon introduced weed into the gang and Jin LOVES to make them feel guilty about turning 17 year old Jungkook at the time into a stoner. No hard feelings though, they didn't actually let Jungkook smoke with them for a while.

Fave weed method: Joint

Drinking preferences: loves whiskey, doesn't drink very often because he is the biggest lightweight you have ever seen. ONE glass of whiskey and he's gone. The boys have gotten him very pissed a few times, the worst being when Yoongi ended up in hospital because they thought they poisoned him. Turns out he was fine, he was just very vERY sick. So yeah, he’ll drink on occasion but very very rarely.

Room decor ;): imagine a tumblr user from 2014’s dream room, it's like that. Walls painted black with psychedelic mushrooms on the walls, vinyls stuck to the walls, photos of friends, and cant forget the LEDS which are only ever red or green. He likes to make it green if he's high because he thinks he’s hilarious. Also his room smells of weed, incense from Joon, cigarettes (he and Taehyung are the only cigarette smokers) and Linxs Africa because despite being 25 years old, he is still a teenager.

Hobbies: makes music, but nobody actually knows. He hires out a room in a studio and makes music. He’d die if people actually found out, even if he is proud of a song nobody gets to hear it. Jungkook heard one once coming from Yoongi’s phone and asked who that was but Yoongi just replied with a shrug

What do they smell like: cigarettes, his expensive aftershave that the boys love so much, he buys one every year for his own birthday because it's EXPENSIVE so he has to make one last a whole year, but it is so worth it it smells aMAZING.

Hoseok

Age: 24

Job: He is a preschool teacher. He teaches 3-5 year olds and he is vERY good with kids. Sometimes in public his students will come up to him and when he’s with another one of the boys, they MELT he is so sweet with them and it's so clear he has such a passion for the children and letting them learn. Another job he has is he teaches dance lessons to people, children and adults!!

Sexuality: He’s gay, he thought he was straight until recently-ish, he only learnt he was gay when he was around 22 so its only been the past 2 years he’s known and hes been out to the boys for about 1.5 years now. He’s had numerous girlfriends in the past but is yet to have a boyfriend, which the boys love as they get to be lil hunters trying to find someone for Hoseok.

Housing: Lives in a flat with Taehyung and Jimin, it also has 4 bedrooms like the other flat. The difference with this one is that they don’t have interior designer Jin living with them. It's an actual wreck. It's not MESSY per say, it's just the weirdest looking place ever. If you've never been high before this flat is NOT the place you wanna do it in. Overwhelming af, Jungkook learnt that the hard way.

Crushes: He misses Yoongi (mentioned before), but he really doesnt wanna make the first move to get back what they had because he's worried Yoongi will think hes needy and weird(yoongi would never think that lol) Oh and the Jungkook thing to, poor kook loves them all :(((

Smoking preferences: stoner, stoner, stoner. Sober Hoseok is a rare sight, let's be real. BUT he is mature about it and does not abuse it (disclaimer:: None of the members abuse drugs or alcohol it's just vibes man, and for the sake of the plotline, they all keep each other in check in terms of they stuff they are smoking <3) but yes Hoseok is a STONER, textbook definition of a stoner, down to his dress sense. You would know he was a stoner from 3 miles away, well you'd smell him from about 15 miles lol. Is the kind of stoner thay will smoke anything, strains are bullshit to him, if he gets high it's good weed for him.

Fave weed method: Bongs

Drinking preferences: Doesn't drink at all. His family were drinkers growing up and he doesn't even like to be around people who are insanely drunk. He has drank in the past but it really isn't for him. Also he has a predetermined opinion of alcohol from his family and he is vERY scared he would act like them drunk so he doesn't touch it.

Room decor ;): Once again, exactly how you'd imagine it, has the messiest room of all of them, besides mAYBE Kook. He has sO many bongs, I'd say he has one in every single place it will fit. Nightstands, wardrobes, drawers, he has about 12 in his room. Thrasher everywhere and he doesn't even skate he just likes it. Music playing 24/7, even at night it just is turned down much more. Taehyung loves Hoseok’s room vERY MUCH.

Hobbies: Dancing!! He loves dancing, he dances everywhere constantly, his room and Jimin’s are right next to each other and Jimin complains at least 34 times a week.

What do they smell like: the only one who vERY rarely smells like weed! Although he probably smokes the most he can not risk smelling a lot like weed even in public since a parent could see him and boom he’s lost his job. But he smells very clean at all times. This makes no sense but he smells warm? Not in a sweaty way lol, in a comforting way, all i can describe it as warm??? Idk

Namjoon

Age: 24

Job: Owns in a wellness/self care/spirituality store. The most beautiful place you've ever seen. Crystals, incense, yoga, and a lot of healthy foods. It's a very nice and ‘aesthetic’ shop and he also does tarot readings in the back room which the boys enjoy a lot. Speaking of the room in the back, when the shop is closed some days during the week they all sit in there and get higher than the clouds, a prime hangout spot for the group. Also on the side Namjoon sells weed, mostly to just the boys and mutual friends though.

Sexuality: namjoon is currently questioning! He is straight as far as everyone knows, he has had a few girlfriends over the years but he is now thinking whether he likes men? He isn't sure and it's causing some stress for him since he questioned when he was around 16 and he kind of just forgot about it?? He is thinking about going to some of the members and talking about it as he is well aware those gay mf will always help him.

Housing: Lives in a flat with Yoongi and Jin. It’s a relatively nice flat, four bedrooms for the three guys, they've tried in the past with a fourth roommate but they either moved on with their lives?? Or it went BAD.+

Crushes: He doesnt think he has a crush on anyone at the moment, but he is still figuring out the difference between platonic and romantic feelings about men but he thinks Yoongi is quite pretty (why is this so cute aww) but yeah he’s working on it <3

Smoking preferences: He sells weed so he obviously smokes quite a lot, he is one of the most chill smokers. Random thing he was REALLY against kook smoking when they all first met but kook eventually convinced them all it took namjoon mUCH longer to come around since he’s much younger but aNYWAY back to namjoon. He always has a joint on him. Last year he went to the extent of buying a lil box to keep one in his pocket to stop it from snapping which lets be real he should have bought a lil box much earlier than last year.

Fave weed method: Joints/Bongs

Drinking preferences: loves a beer he does!! Someone that often drinks with Jimin. They love going to the club together when the others don't wanna go anywhere. Sometimes he has phases when he prefers drinking to smoking!

Room decor ;): its giving incense smell, its giving spirituality, its giving crystals, but it's also giving weed smell, rolling trays and pure vibes (that sounds very cringy) He has a yoga mat in front of his bed, and he in fact does use it every morning.

Hobbies: Yoga obviously, but also he really enjoys spending time with Jin in his shop. He obviously LOVES when everyone is in the shop but when it's just him and Jin he gets to hear Jin talk about ideas for the shop and how it can be better. His main hobby is spirituality and wellness though, he spends his DAY researching and learning!!

What do they smell like: Incense, weed and his really pretty scents that he sells in his shops. His favourite smell he sells is tobacco and orange which is dIVINE, jungkook’s is not shy to shoving his head in namjoon’s neck when he's high and just ‘breathing’

Jimin

Age: 21

Job: ‘accountant'..if you know what i mean. No seriously he has onlyfans which fund most of his life but he also sometimes works in the local strip clubs which the boys take a lot of pride in going in whenever he's working. Only because Jimin refuses to give any of them his onlyfans name!!

Sexuality: very veRY VERY gay.

Housing: Lives in a flat with Taehyung and Hoseok, it also has 4 bedrooms like the other flat. The difference with this one is that they don’t have interior designer Jin living with them. It's an actual wreck. It's not MESSY per say, it's just the weirdest looking place ever. If you've never been high before this flat is NOT the place you wanna do it in. Overwhelming af, Jungkook learnt that the hard way.

Crushes: One of the only guys who doesn't have a lil crush on another one in the group. BUT he has a very good eye for figuring out who might. I can guarantee Jimin is aware of every single crush within the group.

Smoking preferences: He has smoked in the past, have you SEEN his friend group? Of course he has. But he prefers not to because he’s not a massive lover of the feeling of being high. Getting cross-faded tho? That's something he likes to get involved in. Jimim likes getting FUCKED UP, which isnt the smartest thing to do but he loves it and lets be real…so does his onlyfans supporters.

Fave weed method: Edibles

Drinking preferences: Wine, spirits, beer? It's all good. Jimin looooves alcohol. Biggest drinker in the group 100%. Is his tolerance high? No, but he will still outdrink the whole group.

Room decor ;): Very classy, a sexy vibe bc if my boy is taking photos *wink* He needs a good background. LEDS also, always red, doesn't matter time of day or occasion always red.

Hobbies: clubbing, not rlly a hOBBY but he loves it. He also draws all the time but only Tae gets to see his drawings and Taehyung prides himself on the fact that only he gets to see them!!

What do they smell like: fresh plant vibe, descriptors would be: sunny, refreshing. He very rarely smells of weed just as he does it much less basically not at all.

Taehyung

Age: 21

Job: Tae works as a photographer. He has his own photography business that he set up in the past few months. He's only gone ‘professional’ and created it into a business in the past few months since he'd been doing weddings of people he knew, photoshoots for his semi-influencer friends and namjoon told him one day he should go professional since he already has a lot of pre-existing clients and charging people would mean he could quit his job at the library. He did enjoy his job at the library, he would just talk to some old people and get high on his break but he only had the job for the money which he now didn't need.

Sexuality: Taehyung is a lil quirky, he doesn't know if there is a label for what he experiences so he just says Bisxual but it is definitely not jUST bisexual. He doesn't have any desire to date men, he dates women and he has had multiple girlfriends. But he will fuck men, and he likes men he just doesn’t date men. Which for a while he thought was internalised homophobia but after trying to date a guy he realised he just didn't like the idea of having a boyfriend. (BTW if anyone knows the label, or a better way of describing this pls lmk <3)

Housing: Lives in a flat with Jimin and Hoseok, it also has 4 bedrooms like the other flat. The difference with this one is that they don’t have interior designer Jin living with them. It's an actual wreck. It's not MESSY per say, it's just the weirdest looking place ever. If you've never been high before this flat is NOT the place you wanna do it in. Overwhelming af, Jungkook learnt that the hard way.

Crushes: he really likes Jungkook, like he really likes Jungkook. Everyone is aware other than Jungkook. It’s adorable watching Taehyung dote over him and Jungkook being oblivious <3

Smoking preferences: Loves a cheeky blunt, doesn’t use them a lot as no one else is a massive fan but he loves them :))) but joints with Namjoon at 3am is his favourite thing <33

Fave weed method: Blunts/Joints

Drinking preferences: Much like Jin is also a vodka drinker. Not a lightweight at all, pisses him off sometimes but it is a good thing there's always someone who can be there for the rest of the group!!

Room decor ;): He always has music playing, it's always from his record player. Jimin and Hoseok love to call him an old man. The music playing drives Jimin mental as both of his flatmates are aLWAYS playing music so he has to choose between Hoseok’s stoner/indie music or Taehyung’s 50s/classical music. Creates an odd vibe in the flat but very fun. Tae’s room is the stereotypical skater room. Old boards on the walls, posters and a lot of black. Like Yoongi, his room also smells like cigarettes at times.

Hobbies: He really likes skateboarding!! Is he good at it? Not really he only started a few months ago and he is getting better! He loves making Hoseok go to the skatepark with him and take videos of him, very cute bonding sessions for them.

What do they smell like: cigarettes, with a slight smell of weed, more cigarettes and then more cigarettes.

Jungkook.

Age: 19

Job: is only a wee kid so he works in a shoe shop in a shopping mall. Much like Yoongi’s job he has the worst manager on the planet and all the other staff are 45+ so every shift he talks to no one all shift. He hates it so much that one of the boys normally picks him up after he’s finished and goes out with him to cheer him up. His ‘goal’ is to be a tattoo artist so he has been working on a portfolio and is looking for places he'd like to do his tattoo artist apprenticeship.

Sexuality: nobody ask him or he will cry. He has been aware he’s not straight since he was around 14, he has panicked himself since as he is yet to find a label that fits him and he doesn't know what a lot of his feelings mean and it scares him that he needs to find an identity. Jin told him recently that he doesn't need a label!! Jin doesn't label himself and mentioned to Jungkook that unlabeled is jUST as valid as anyone who has a label. The word ‘queer’ is somethign that resonates with Jungkook so he has been using that recently.

Housing: This lil 19 year old still lives with his Mom, trust me you don’t need to bully him, heh gets enough shit from the boys. Although he lives with his Mom, he crashes in the spare room of one of the flats a lot of the time. He was going to buy his own flat once he saved from his job but the boys said he’s more than welcome at either flat. He just needs to decide which one lol.

Crushes: All of them, he loves them all so much. He cherished all the hugs and cheek/forehead kisses he gets when a member is high. What he doesn't know is that all of the members are well aware of his lil crushes on everyone. Poor thing thinks he's so fly and nobody has caught him.

Smoking preferences: oK, he was quite young when he became friends with the rest of them and they flat out refused to let him smoke, or even get high around him massively. Which used to irritate him so much he was so confused why since Tae and Jimin were only 2 years older?? But he experienced the age-old tale of accidentally eating an edible that Hoseok left out and the rest berated him for wEEKS. From then on they let him smoke sometimes and it took a while for Namjoon to agree with it just because he was still living with his Mom. Eventually he became the stoner they all know and love. Jungkook high is the sweetest thing ever. He is just adorable, chilled and hilarious. But still to this day Hoseok is blamed for ‘corrupting the child’

Fave weed method: Edibles/Bongs

Drinking preferences: He only started drinking in the last year so isn't very good at it. He often gets too drunk accidentally so he doesn't drink mUCH but he has had enough bad experiences in the past to stop him from going too far now.

Room decor ;): His room hasn't changed much since he was a younger teenager, he still has blue walls and pictures of his family on the walls, which is fine but he sometimes gets quite insecure of it as the rest of the boys have their own homes and he lives with his Mom. His Mom always said that since Kook’s older brother moved out, Jungkook should redo his brother's room and he could have it how he wants, which he was going to do for a while but since he's planning to move into one of the apartments he never bothered. Also his room is the only one that doesn't sTINK of weed, his Mom would kill him if he stunk the house out. She knows what the group get up to because he really isn't that subtle when high and she had a conversation with him saying she doesn't care what he gets up to (he's an adult and she only cares that he’s safe and she knows the rest of the boys are mature), so yeah she doesnt care what he does with his time but she would prefer nothing happened in her house, which Jungkook respects.

Hobbies: loving his friends, no JOKING but not really lol. He really likes gaming! He's a lil gamer, his favourite thing is getting high and playing video games all night!!

What do they smell like: monster energy, weed, taehyung’s cigarettes (which he hates the smell of) and some random aftershave his grandad bought him last christmas.

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