“IF IT WEREN’T FOR ME YOU WOULD BE A GOAT EATING TRASH OFF OF THE FLOORS OF INDIA“ a quote from my good friend.

Aka @namjinshipperarmy

Thank you for tagging me @our-serendipity-bangtan RULES: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations,  and tag nine people!

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport  • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists  • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midnight most days• I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors not words

EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan• I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor and to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder •I can love unconditionally

pls ignore if u were already tagged!! @mimibtsghost, @btsboyzzzz, @bambamisaboomyinmypants, @floralseokjin, @fruitaejikookie, @galaxi-trash, @taekookismylifeline, @btsincorrectquotes, @namjinshipperarmy

*Jin is sad* Taehyung: Cheer up hyung! I’ll take you out! Hoseok: I can cook you food? Jimin:  I’ll do aegyo? *Jin still sad* Bts:... Namjoon: I will avacuddle with you *windshield wiper* Jin: He wins

1, 5, 8

1, 8, 9

*Namjoon and Jin in a haunted house* Jin:We have to proceed with caution Namjoon: ?? Jin: Its very dangerous JIn: You can say its JIn: Whiskey business Namjoon: ... *windshield wiper sounds*

Jin: Jungkook what do you want for dinner Jungkook: None pizza with left beef Jin: ... Yoongi: *cackling* I’ve taught him well

Jungkook: hey hyung can i borrow some money for lamb skewers? Yoongi: I don’t have any money Jungkook: *Picks up Yoongi’s wallet* Ok thanks Hyung Yoongi: Jungkook i dont have money Jungkook: Then what about- *copies of hixtape, cds of Hoseok singing and pictures and fanarts of hoseok all fall to the ground* Jungkook: ...  Yoongi: No money in the world will matter to me, so I hold Hoseok close to me.

Taehyung: I need an adult, someone help me Namjoon:  I- Taehyung:  I need an adult that can adult properly, not this adult Namjoon: ...

Do you ever just look at your failing grades and go, “Wow i should leave the kpop fandom” but you see a picture of your bias and go, “I regret nothing” because this is a constant battle in my head.

‘XCEPT I LIVE IN AMERICA 

BLΛƆKPIИK IN YOUR AREA

Maybe I can Never Fly.

A repost from my ao3 account. Namjoon was 7 when the wings first appeared, and needless to say he was freaked out . He ran to his parents’ bed screaming at the top of his lungs, successfully waking up his parents, sister, and puppy. He awoke to baby blue feathers littered on his bed, he panicked because he thought it was the cookie monster.It took a while for his mother to calm him down.

A Long

While

“It’s normal sweetie.”

“BUT WHAT IF ITS THE COOKIE MONSTER??!?!?!”

“Its your wings Joonie, mommy and daddy have them too.”

“B-but yours and dad’s are WHITE wings, these are B-BLUE feathers!”

“There are many different wing colors, remember auntie Pam’s  orange wings?”

“oh”

In from kindergarten highschool, Namjoon was often seen as strange and a freak, wings aren’t supposed to appear until age 15, 15.That was a whoooole 8 year difference between  most of the kids! And they weren’t very manly in terms of err manliness. Girls usually were the one with light color or pastel wings, the boys his age had black, gold or that awful dark green color that looks like decay.

It sure as hell didn’t help his underground rapper status.

He wasn’t very rappery.

When he started college, he went to SM JYP YG BH School of Arts, and was a double major in philosophy and music composition. SM JYP YG BH School of arts, better known as 4Arts, due to its long ass name, was famous for being the top IVY league school in art.

 While most rappers were all serious, all macho, huge dark wings, there was Namjoon, with baby blue wings and platinum blonde hair.

So when a talent show for companies looking to scout kids was there. Damn. Fuck. he signed up!There was many people in the audience, most were college kids supporting their friends, and a handful of adults flying high above the crowd to watch the kids on stage. 

Damn say he was nervous as fuck, but luckily Namjoon and his friends were grouped together to perform a song that they wrote, called Cypher pt 2: Triptych.

Hoseok was a bubbly person, with firetruck red (wheeeee ooo wheeee oooo) hair, with gold wings. He had already found his soulmate which was Yoongi, his other friend whom had mint green hair (very intimidating) and fluff white wings. Yoongi was the scariest person Namjoon had ever met.

He had no idea how a person like Hoseok would end up with a soulmate as terrifying and soulless as Yoongi, until they got drunk, but that’s a story for another time.

When they went on stage, the crowd shushed and murmermed for these three were the strangest group of rappers they’ve ever seen.Then the music started, Hoseok rapped first proving to his peers that he wasn’t just a jumpy dumb guy.

“Whoever’s in the ring, we’ll win, rap fighter right hereI’ll say hi, you’ll say bye, a burnt tire, we’re differentFire, hot choir, captivating K-Pop like PSYMy rap is huge, I’ll say right in your ear, bug thatOur riots got successively stronger!”

Namjoon’s turn came up next, and he was nervous as fuck! The adults scouting were strange and loomed over the crowd, literally, since they hovered over the audience.He could have sworn that one of them pointed to him.Then the beat dropped and changed so he walked to the front to replace Hoseok’s spot and started to rap. (ra ra ra raAAAAA)

“I’m a rap wiper, a complete psycho, if I’m a dicer,then I have all the diceCypher, if you’re nice, I’m nicerIf you’re Pride, then I’m a Chrysler,that means I’mma pricelessWho are you to judge my rap? Rapper?”

The crowd cheered from his flow, but they were saving the best for last. Yoongi, that scary little fucker.

“My domain is dopeman.com, scolded many with a micSpeech and action are like shackles,my crime is assault with my tongueYou’re so bad ever since you were bornIf you’re gonna whine about this beat, just leaveLook at the arrogance of the hip-hop con artistsWhen you were playing underground,BTS was playing at ground levelCompared to you who sleeps all night,I’m a workaholic, shopaholicOverspending on my pens that are more in number thanyour fans, if I go all in and shoot, it’s a goal inGoal in, I’m ballin, when I hear your rap,I’m about to throw upMy voice even bewitches your girlfriend!

”The crowd was shocked by the little shit, Yoongi. He rapped damn faaaaaaasst. The crowd was shookily watching the performance, so shook that they were the shookist of that could be shook. The. Shook. Was. Real.

The looming scouters seemed surprised by these three, although they really shouldn’t this top ivy league, MOST PRESTIGIOUS college had the long ass name for a reason. Remember the name? It was SM JYP YG BH School of Arts. The best of the best. The legend - wait for it - dary. The crowd cheered by saying their full names in a chant.

“KIM NAMJOON

MIN YOONGI

JUNG HOSEOK”

How they knew their full names? Namjoon had no idea. Those stalkers, so weird. Must be sasaeng fans.

“Namjooooooon Hyuuuunngggggg!” Hoseok whisper yelled excitedly as they got off the stage. 

“That was the BEST!~”Yoongi just awkwardly patted the two on the head while passing them water, but not looking anywhere near their face.

That hyung of his was terrifying.Namjoon and the others changed into more casual clothes going backstage, but entered their assigned seats in the crowd to watch the other students perform.Then the fog machine went on, making fog because that’s its damn job,  and, the lights dimmed. Students started murmuring due to the scene change.

“Probably a theater major.” Namjoon thought to himself, most likely another Romeo and Juliet play, which was what occured the year before.

Dramatic violin music started playing, and the spotlight centered on a guy in a dark colored suit, with floral embroidery. He had light pink hair and the broadest shoulders ever to shoulder. (The blood sweat and tears photoshoot look) He had huge wings to accommodate his wide shoulders, and they were the same shade pink as his hair.

The guy looked up dramatically to stare into the souls of the crowd and began singing.

“Mitneun ge anya

Beotyeoboneun geoya

Hal su itneun ge

Na igeosppuniraseomeomulgo sipeo

Deo kkumkkugo sipeo

Geuraedo marya

Tteonal ttaega dwaetneungeol

Yeah it's my truth

It's my truth

Ontong sangcheotuseongigessji

But it's my fate

It's my fate

Geuraedo balbeodungchigo sipeo

Maybe I, I can never fly

Jeogi jeo kkoccipdeulcheoreom

Nalgael dan geotcheoreomeun an dwae

Maybe I, I can't touch the sky

Geuraedo son ppeotgo sipeo

Dallyeobogo sipeo jogeum deo”

The whole crowd shut up to appreciate this beautiful angel from Korea. Namjoon was shook. The shookest shooker than the previously shook crowd. He was Shook ™   

The man walked around the stage singing into the microphone making dramatic gestures every 5 seconds.

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry nonononono. Oh. I’m crying. Very manly Namjoon.” Namjoon thought to himself as he had an internal crisis.

“Wide awake wide awake wide awake

Don't cry

Wide awake wide awake wide awake

No lie 

Wide awake wide awake wide awake

Don't cry

Wide awake wide awake wide awake

No lie”“THAT’S VERY DIFFICULT” Namjoon thought sobbing to himself.

“Maybe I, I can never fly

Jeogi jeo kkoccipdeulcheoreom

Nalgael dan geoscheoreomeun an dwae

Maybe I, I can't touch the sky

Geuraedo son ppeotgo sipeo

Dallyeobogo sipeoJogeum deo”

The spotlight on the mysterious pretty boy faded, and the music stopped. The whole crowd was silent.The lights all turned back on, then they all start clapping, it was a fucking encore. People were wolf whistling, screaming loads of things were happening. 

And more importantly that handsome dude was blowing kisses to the crowd.Mystery guy went backstage, and the next person came up to perform, but all Namjoon could think about was the handsome stranger who sang like an angel.

“Yoongi Hyung, do you know who that is?” Namjoon asked hesitantly as Yoongi was the scariest. Yoongi blankly stared at Namjoon making a shiver go down his spine.

“Yes, that’s Seokjin hyung. We have a class together.” Yoongi said with his piercing terrifying  glance.

Namjoon had stars in his eyes thinking of the beautiful man who had performed.The event went on for about 20 more minutes before the last performer went up, and the most important part of the event came up.The scouting.  

One of the many flying adults landed on the stage, and one of the students gave him a microphone. The man had a full black suit, and had circular glasses.

“Hello students, I am Bang Si Hyuk, my associates and I have been evaluating your performances. We will now call up students that have been chosen by my associates.” The man said into the microphone causing Namjoon and his group to sweat in nervous anticipation. Namjoon sweated an ocean.

“The group of 3, Namjoon, Yoongi, and Hoseok. Soloist Kim Seokjin. Dancer and Singing group, Kim Taehyung, Park Jimin, and Jeon Jeongguk. Group of five, Joy, Seulgi, Irene, Wendy, and Yeri.”

Said people came to the stage, some excited, some nervous, Namjoon stood right next to Kim Seokjin, the beautiful angel, smiled politely at Namjoon causing him to blush like he just walked in on Hoseok watching porn. (Trust me that’s happened)

Seokjin looked at Namjoon and said, “Hi, I’m Seokjin I saw your performance. It was great!”

Namjoon looked at Seokjin in surprise, this beautiful man liked his performance??? What?

“Hi, I’m N-Namjoon.” He stuttered out nervously, Seokjin smiled and went back to focusing on the man talking.

Namjoon drowned out Si Hyuk’s speech about getting jobs and other probably important stuff, because he was distracted by the broad shouldered man next to him, ecstatically listening to the speech.

“Oi! Namjoon!” Namjoon shakespearanly snapped his mind back to attention. It was Seokjin talking to him, trying to get his attention.

“We’re done we can head back to our dorms now.” Seokjin continued after successfully capturing the blushing guy’s attention.“Oh.” Namjoon said stupidly to Seokjin. Seokjin pranced like a unicorn off the stage, with a gloomy Namjoon after him. 

“So stupid Namjoon, could have said anything, literally anything.” Namjoon thought to himself walking off the stage.

“So Namjooooon~ Did you get to meet your mystery crussshhh?” Hoseok teased as he walked in the dorm room.Namjoon turned red, and said offended,

 “Seokjin’s not my crush!”

“I didn’t say Seokjin.” Hoseok said pointedly, causing Namjoon to blush even more.He ducked down his head as he walked to his room, feeling the judgy eyes of Hoseok.

The next day at the school was a “field trip.” Any students who brought camping equipment could join the school to camp in the forest, near the beach and the ever so infamous cliff.Namjoon and Hoseok were walking around the forest, while Yoongi was sleeping when the two heard chanting in the distance. 

“Hey Faggot!” “Pink haired chick, but wait! It’s a guy~” “Are you tryin to be cute!”

“Hey, where you going sweetheart?”

Namjoon and Hoseok started walking faster toward the sound of frat boys teasing someone, when they walked through the clearing of trees they saw Seokjin crowded by at least 5 frat boys who were pushing him around and teasing him near the edge of the cliff.

“Whatcha gunna do faggot?” The black-haired leader presumably, said to Seokjin as him and his group trapped Seokjin near the edge of the cliff. They flapped their wings aggressively, like chickens, at him.Namjoon’s eyes widened in fear for Seokjin, he started walking faster toward the group of boys, only to be held back by two of the group.

Seokjin’s face contorted in anger, and he pushed the leader as hard as he can, causing the leader to stumble back in surprise.

“Oh, so the pansy is going to fight back. Huh?” The leader stepped closer to Seokjin causing him to step back in fear. Then the leader pushed Seokjin just as hard as he was pushed, causing Seokjin to go tumbling off the cliff.

“NO!” Namjoon screamed, pushing the group of boys and ran towards the cliff where Seokjin fell. Without a thought, Namjoon dived off the cliff after Seokjin, the two fell at a quick rate before Namjoon reached Seokjin. H

e grabbed Seokjin in his arms and instinctively flapped his wings, causing the two to shoot up into the sky, higher than the cliff the two had previously fallen off of.Seokjin and Namjoon looked at each other in surprise, Namjoon flying high above the forest with his baby blue wings, with Seokjin in his arms.

“I guess we’re soulmates.” Seokjin said with a smile looking up at Namjoon.

“I guess we are.”

In the fanfic im writing i have to write really mean things for the bullying part, and im getting angry at myself and its very confusing

DayDream? Yoonseok fluff-Smut

A repost of my stupid fanfic “Namjoon hyung! Look at all these tweets about Hope World!“ Hoseok said as he peers over a phone at the dorm. He jumps up from the couch to hop around excitedly, then sat back down again Namjoon smiled to himself knowing how the world blew up from his member’s mixtape. He calming walked around the couch and sat next to Hoseok to see the screen with twitter pulled up. “Look! I’m so happy ARMY likes it!“ Hoseok said grinning ear to ear. Namjoon patted his back and nodded and went back to his room. Hoseok continued to look through the endless oblivion of comments posted by fans who were excited for Hixtape. Yoongi from the corner of the couch looked up from his phone at Hoseok, and a swell of pride came into his chest for the younger member. After all this time Hoseok finally accomplished his goal. Hoseok looked up from his screen to Yoongi, continuing to grin. Yoongi felt a heat rise to his face and he quickly looked back down at his phone. When Yoongi looked back up again Hoseok was smiling warmly at his computer. The warm feeling once again swam around his chest and face. “Why do I feel this way?” he whispered to himself. He felt different, not with pride and, but rather something more understanding and accepting, something that included much more interaction, something that made him yearn for Hoseok’s undivided attention. The heat on his face even stronger than before, Yoongi quickly took his phone and rushed to his room, much to Hoseok’s confusion. Once he got to his room he closed and leaned on the door, trying to calm himself down. He opened up the camera on his phone and looked at himself through it using his phone as a mirror. It was a good thing he left, because he was the brightest shade of red to ever red, R REVOLUTION, E EVOLUTION, D DROP IN THE OCEAN. He wondered who would help him understand what was happening to him. He opened the door again and peeked out the hallway, then he walked over to Namjoon’s room and slipped inside.“Hyung?” Namjoon said confused as to why the elder had burst into his room bright red as fuck.“You’re good with feelings right?” Yoongi asked him expectantly.“Well I-” “Good, because I need your help” Yoongi said cutting Namjoon off from whatever he was saying.“Something’s going on with me, and whenever I’m around Hoseok I just feel so weird and I feel like I want to interact with people more.”Namjoon’s head snapped in shakespearean from Yoongi’s description, he realized his hyungs dilema.“You like Hoseok.”Heat blasted to Yoongi’s face and red spread to his pale face from the answer. Yoongi liking Hoseok? What? No.. Right?Namjoon reading his mind, continued with his explanation. “Think about it this way, if Taehyung kissed you on the lips what would you do?”“Punch him” He replied immediately, the dongsaeng was like a brother to him.Namjoon nodded then said, “Now what if Hoseok kissed you on the lips?”Yoongi flushed, “U-Uh.. Um.. W-well. Uhh. I- would, would would.Uhhhhhhh” The thought of Hoseok kissing him on the lips, intrigued him, and made him think. His face flushed again from the thought of Hoseok’s soft pink lips against his own.“I’ll let you think about it.” Namjoon said as he politely urged Yoongi to kindly get the fuck out of his room.As the door shut on his back, Yoongi thought about what his leader said, him, Yoongi, Agust D, liking Hoseok. Impossible.“Hyung!” Hoseok said interrupting Yoongi’s thought process, causing Yoongi’s face to heat up.“Hyung are you okay?” Hoseok asked concerned for his elder, causing Yoongi’s thoughts to go, err places that don’t need to be said.Yoongi nodded silently before retreating to his bedroom to think. A week passed by since the occurrence of Yoongi’s discovery of feelings, until it was his birthday. It was relatively quiet for the time being, not counting the noisy celebration of his being put onto this Earth 24 years ago. Yoongi was laying down in his room on his phone when he heard the door click from being opened and closed. In confusion he looked up to see Hoseok in his room. The rest of the members had already left, but Hoseok was still in the dorm.“Hey Hyung..” Hoseok said slyly as he shuffled his way to Yoongi’s bed where Yoongi was lying down.Yoongi sat up in alert as Hoseok gradually got closer to him. Hoseok then crawled on the bed to where Yoongi now sat up in alert, which caused Yoongi to blush furiously. Hoseok then smiled darkly as if sensing Yoongi’s perverted thoughts.“Hyung~” Hoseok whined as he finally came close enough for Yoongi to kiss.Yoongi was so damned confused. Why was Hoseok acting this way?“Hyung~ You’re so oblivious, I’ve been trying to hint at you for weeeeeeeeeks now.” Hoseok pouted while climbing into Yoongi’s lap.“What.” Yoongi’s mind went blank, I mean wouldn’t your mind go blank at the sight of a hot boy pouting in your lap?“Hyuunnnngg~” Hoseok whined at his elder’s short comment while lightly slapping his chest. “I love you, you idiot.” Hoseok continued while sticking out his lower lip.Yoongi’s mind went blank again, but god his hormones certainly didn’t. Yoongi did his signature gummy smile after processing the younger’s confession.“I love you too.” Yoongi answered, making Hoseok so relieved that he moaned. Under Hoseok he felt Yoongi’s erection harden poking into his ass, as he was sitting on his lap. Realizing the opportunity of the situation, Hoseok experimentally rolled his hips, while cautiously looking at Yoongi for approval. Yoongi threw his head back at the new sensation he felt, like dipping french fries into ice cream.Hoseok then proceeded to kiss Yoongi’s neck softly, while smiling hearing the elder’s soft moans. “You taste just as you are named, sweet like sugar.” While kissing his neck, Yoongi and Hoseok’s clothes slowly dropped to the floor as they progressed, until both boys were in their boxers, from magicYoongi was panting and moaning “Hoseok” nearly every 5 seconds from just the kissing, encouraging Hoseok to slip off both of their boxers, causing Yoongi’s member to spring forth, like a shakespearean cat. It springth fortheth from thy undergarments.Hoseok pushed Yoongi down onto the bed. Hoseok looked at Yoongi, and said hesitantly, “Lube…?”Yoongi, furiously shaking his head, indicating that he was a hard core fucker, literaly and figurativly. Hoseok slowly entered Yoongi, and felt his tight walls clench around his dick.“S-so tight.” Hoseok murmured, as he thrusted back and forward, pleasing his hyung.“H-Hoseok!” Yoongi squeaked out, his hands gripping Hoseok’s back as his walls clenched around Hoseok’s diddly doo.Then they went on the choo choo train to frick frack on the train track town, and both passed out because Yoongi is a sleepy person. “Jeongguk! What are you doing here! YOu are still a CHILD”“Blackmail hyung”“Jin Hyung we probably should get out before Hoseok and Yoongi wake up.”“I think they’re up now”Yoongi opened his eyes to see the other 5 members in the room, with Namjoon trying to drag them all out, and Jeongguk trying to get blackmail pictures.