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I write for Hazbin Hotel, little nightmares, ROTTMT, TADC, ATSV. My C.ai is momdoesntloveme
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Does anyone want an exhibit of sorrows x reader? I discovered this tiny treasure and I'm in love.
#Exhibit of sorrows#x reader#indie games#horror#clown#mr floaty#mr washy#ms stretch#mr handy#jack in the box
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Head cannons Alastor and Lucifer sharing you
requested by: @maenoakasuna
I’ve been putting this off for so long and I’m so sorry y’all
👊🤠🤚
-If there’s one thing that these dumb motherfuckers can agree on is that they love dancing with you.
-Alastor likes to dance to jazz, one hand on your waist, the other interlace with your own as you rest your head against his chest.
-Lucifer on the other hand likes fast paced tango music.
-If you ever have a rough day these two men are already on it.
-Warm bath with customized rubber ducks from Lucifer and a soothing scalp massage from Alastor.
-These men treat you like a god. Lilith can go get third degree sunburn on her pitiful little beach.
-Cuddle piles are a must, usually with you laying on top of Alastor’s chest and Lucifer smothering himself in your thighs.
-Lucifer is a total thigh guy and Alastor likes to bite.
-If you ever get hurt by another sinner then may god have mercy on that poor soul.
-They try to keep their fights private because they don’t want to stress you out
-When they receive a gift from you they’re always happy
that’s um. That’s it y’all. Idk what else to write 🤭🤭🤭🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️✨✨✨
#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#x reader#hazbin#alastor#hazbin hotel fluff#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel fandom#hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#alastor altruist#lucifer x reader#lucifer x you#lucifer morningstar#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer
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Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!
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I FOUND
ANOTHER
UNDERRATED ARTIST
CAN WE PLEASE GIVE THEM SOME LOVE
Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell.
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HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS AWESOME ART I FOUND. THIS PERSON IS UNDERRATED AND THEY NEED SOME LOVE
I drew alastor for the first time 🤔🤔
#Hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#Alastor#Fanart#Alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor fanart#underrated#hazbin hotel fandom#fandom
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thank you guys so much man
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Alastor: Charlie says I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
Lucifer: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Alastor: Thank you.
Lucifer:
Lucifer: What drugs do you take?
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heyyy! do you have any headcannons for alastor with a knot? and his 'activities' with his male S/O?
Okay so,
MINORS PLEASE
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU OH MY GOD
Don't interact
Teehee ty :3
-Super possessive.
-Rubs his face into you like a cat. Like, you'll be just sitting in your room and he busts in before jumping on top of you and nuzzling and head butting you like a cat.
-He bites you a lot. You’ll have bite marks and hickeys all over you by the time he’s done with you.
-He usually forgets to prep you in the heat of the moment and you end up a crying, babbling mess beneath him.
-Usually he likes to be agonizingly slow and watch you beg for more as he slides himself in and out of you but when he’s so irritated and needy, your going to be in a wheelchair for the next few weeks.
-He loves to dig his hands into your waist and thighs until they’re bruised.
-He probably just speaks in French the whole time. He doesn’t have the time or patience to speak in English.
-He probably bites you for leverage
-His aftercare is absolutely peak though
-Cuddles? You got it. You’re hungry? Got it. You want a shower? Got it. You want to sleep? Got it.
-The list goes on.
that’s all I really got rn. Sorry it was kinda short but I might revisit?
hope you enjoyed
make sure to eat at least three meals a day, drink six cups of water and get good sleep. :)
#Hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor smut#alastor x reader#alastor smut#x reader#hazbin hotel fluff#hazbin hotel smut#alastor#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel fandom#hazbin alastor
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Roasting hazbin hotel characters pt 1
(This is meant to be a joke, I love all these characters. Please don't come after me)
Cherri Bomb
Shut yo dumbass up you neon hippie cyclops lookin ass. You look like you find salt spicy so stfu. Like, get you Australian ass the fuck outta here. I get that hell is already Australia but shut up.
Vox
Boy what the fuck. You whiny flat ass the fuck back onto the wall mantle where you belong. You can't even get mad without buffering so hard that the entire city looses power. You look like a slightly better version of SCP 079.
Velvette
Short ass mother fucker. She wasn't lyin when she said she was the back bone of the Vees because backbones ARE TWO FEET TALL. Goofy ass inconsistent hair British person. She looks like a knock off cookie run character.
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Alastor x reader
Alastor reacting to someone threatening reader.
Requested by: @legendofluck
You had been working at the hotel for quite a while now. Everyone at the hotel enjoyed your presence, as you were an absolute sweetheart.
Alastor, especially, had a soft spot for you. You died near the same time as him. You would often dance with him while listening to jazz and gossip and slander Vox and his insecure whiny bitch boys.
You didn’t have any specific job so you just did what was required around the hotel. Right now, you were checking some guests into the room.
You had just checked the last guest into the last vacant room. It was late and everyone was in bed. You often took the night shift even though you hardly got any customers. You sat by the counter idly, humming to some jazz while reading through a magazine when another dinner walked in. Your eyes darted up and you quickly sat up.
“Hello sir! Welcome to the Hazbin hotel, how may I help you?” You asked with a gentle smile.
The man sinner glared at you and stumbled through the door, clearly intoxicated. He was a big burly boar demon with large tusks, sharp yellow eyes, and a long snout. He glared at you, a dark glint on his face. Everything about him screamed "caution" like a label on a pack of cigarettes.
You shifted uncomfortably as he trudged closer.
"S-sir...? Would you like to make a reservation..?" Your voice wavered, flinching as he slammed his fist down on the counter.
"Listen here you l-hic-little whore...You better get me a room or I-hic-I'll bash your head into the counter.." He slurred while grabbing your wrist with a vice grip.
You winced in pain and let out a small hiss. Your eyes watered at the retched smell of whiskey and cigars on his breath.
You looked at the man in fear
"I'm afraid that there aren't any rooms ava-" Before you could finish your sentence, you felt a hand grip your hair sharply and you bit back a yelp.
"I said...Get. Me. A. ROOM! Or I'll bash your pretty little head in and watch as your brains cover the walls..."
You nodded weakly, your whole body trembling as hot tears started to spill. You grabbed the phone and dialed in a room number.
"J-just a moment...sir.." You whispered, calling Alastor's room number, praying that he'd be awake.
Ring ring
Silence
Ring ring
Silence
Ring ring
"Unfortunately, room ### is unavailable, please leave a message at the tone."
Your stomach dropped as you frantically tried to think of a way out of this situation. You felt the hand in your hair tighten and suddenly yank your head back. A scream escaped your lips and then a sharp stinging pain shot through you as the sinner slapped you across the face.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID BI-" He was cut off when a long dark tendril impaled him through his fat beer belly. Blood splattered into your eyes and you were disoriented. You rubbed the blood from your eyes when suddenly you heard a familiar voice.
"Was he bothering you, my dear?"
You stared at Alastor, stunned, before the whole weight of the situation came crashing down on you like an avalanche. You broke down into sobs and crumpled to the floor.
You shook with terror, your vision swimming with hot tears when something unexpected happened.
Alastor hugged you.
The Radio Demon, Alastor, hugged you.
You buried your face into his shoulder as his claws scratched your back gently.
"There there, he's gone now, your safe..." He cooed while picking you up. "I'll go ask Husker to take over the shift. You need some rest and that bruise on your cheek needs some attention."
You nodded weakly, your eyes red and puffy as your sobs simmered down to whimpers and hiccups. As Alastor walked into his room, he set you down on the bed.
"You stay here, darling. I'll be back momentarily."
And with that he melts away into the shadows. You stare at the ground with a detached look in your eyes. When he returns, his smile is a lot smaller and more strained. He gently raises your chin with two fingers and places an ice pack on your bruised cheek.
"Don't cry, cher" He says while whipping your tears with the pad of his thumb. He slowly takes off your shoes and lays you down into bed with you.
"I will...stay with you for tonight, if it makes you feel safer. It wouldn't be very kind of me to just leave you in such a state." He said while pulling you into his arms. You nuzzled closer into his warm embrace and snaked your arms around his thin waist.
"Goodnight mon cheri"
#Hazbin hotel#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel fluff#hazbin#radio demon#hazbin hotel x reader#x reader#requested#alastor x you#comfort#TW#hazbin hotel fandom#fanfic#self insert
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ask me for hazbin hotel x reader requests. Anything is on the table
Edit: (Except for the crust moth man)
#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel smut#hazbin alastor smut#hazbin hotel#x reader#hazbin hotel fluff#reader insert#gender neutral reader#fem reader#x you#character x reader#lucifer morningstar#lucifer x reader#lucifer x you#vox#hazbin vox#vox hazbin#vox x reader#vox x you#charlie morningstar#charlie hazbin hotel#vaggie
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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
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Hi, I just want to say your writing is amazing! Like I myself personally am a switch but your Dom fics fill me up with so much goodness it keeps me existing. (Also you've now converted me to a Vox simo as well how dare)
I do have a small request if you don't mind ofc. I'd love to see some sub!Lucifer and with one of the ideas with his shapeshifting boy cunt.
Perhaps he off handedly mentions he can change his sex if he wants and reader takes him up on the offer?
No pressure if you don't do this request! Please take care of yourself first and all the wonderful things
a/n — I love your profile pic! Also this shit is so hot to me but… unless you frequent this blog. I genuinely don’t know who this is for. Lowkey in my flop era.
warnings — boycunt, dom reader, sub Lucifer, oral sex, implied afab reader, use of a strap, aggressive fingering
summary — Lucifer alerts the reader that with his shapeshifting powers, he can also shapeshift his sex. This leads to the reader suggesting a fun night of toying with his pussy.
“I’m sorry, you can what?” You had asked in utter disbelief.
“Change sex,” Lucifer said, far too nonchalantly, “Wait, you didn’t pick up on that? With the whole shapeshifting thing—”
He waves his hand around as if to jog your memory.
“I mean, no, I did not pick up on that. It’s not exactly a common practice, Luci,” You laugh in genuine shock, and utter arousal at the idea.
“Well, what can I say?” Lucifer rubbed his chin as if he was thinking, before turning to you with a proud smile, “I’m a man of many talents.”
“You got that right,” You say, “So, we’re trying this out then tonight, right?”
He pauses, rubbing his neck, “I don’t know, it’s really been a minute since—“
“Come on, Luci, it’ll be fun,” you smile, “And very interesting. Oh, and hot, by the way.”
He pauses, considering the idea.
“You know, what the hell? Only if you really want to test it out, sweetie,” he chirps.
Oh, you really did.
Later that night, after what felt like an agonizingly long day, it doesn’t take long for you to pull him aside from the hotel, into your shared bedroom. You kiss each other hungrily, not tearing into his clothes yet, but instead giving your attention to his lips and jawline.
He wraps his arms around your neck as you hoist him up and sit him down on the bed. Finally, then you start to unbutton his shirt.
He scoots back further on the bed, unclothed on the top half of his body and legs slightly open, inviting you.
You don’t hesitate to crawl towards him, fingers lightly grazing the area on his thighs closest to his crotch, before finally unbuttoning his pants.
You’re slow with your movements though, taking it one moment at a time, kissing him gently as you pull his pants down.
He catches your hand right before you tug down his boxer, “Oh, and darling. Don’t hold back.”
You smile slightly before feeling down the crotch of his underwear, making him suck in breath, “Wouldn’t dream of it, baby.”
The bottom of his boxers are damp, you rub your fingers against the patch, “Wet already? I haven’t even done anything.” He hissed slightly at your teasing.
“A-ah, hurry up then,” he adds quickly, “Please.”
You pull the waistband down, and sit back to look at what you’re dealing with.
You can’t help but gasp when you see his wet pussy, open and waiting for you.
“Something wrong?” Lucifer sits up slightly, brows furrowing.
“You’re beautiful,” you say softly, meeting his eyes only for him to turn away.
Before he could give you a response, your fingers tease the outside of his cunt, making him softly whine in anticipation.
You make a show of bringing your fingers up to your lips and licking them slowly. Finally, bringing one down and easing it into Lucifer’s already glistening pussy.
“Oh god,” he whimpers, squirming slightly. You shush him and move your hand gently, swirling it around and relaxing him into it.
It doesn’t take long for you to tease his entrance with a second finger, looking at him first for reassurance.
When you get a shaky nod, you plunge your second finger in, stretching him out and making him whine.
Another finger is added, and Lucifer squirms restlessly, letting out breathy whines and you work your fingers in him, moving faster and faster than before.
“Oh fuck,” He moans, squeezing his eyes shut, “More, dammit, I need more. Please.”
He wasn’t fully gone, but if you kept going at the pace you were going at he would be soon. Unfortunately, you were running out of fingers.
You kept going for another few more moments, movements becoming more and more aggressive because, Lucifer couldn’t help but beg for it to be ‘harder’ or ‘faster.’
“Deeper, oh my god. Deeper, please,” he pleads, voice getting louder, surely carrying over from a few hallways.
Instead of immediately obliging, you pull your hand out of his pussy completely. He whines and practically tears up at the emptiness.
“Patience, Luci. I won’t just leave you high and dry, don’t worry.” Well, maybe high and dry wasn’t the best analogy.
You quickly reach over to the bedside table and open a drawer, pulling out your strap and getting situated.
Lucifer watches and whines with every movement you make, becoming more desperate the more he waits.
Finally you lean down to his legs, and kiss up his thighs. You suck at the soft skin on the upper hidden parts, drawing out whimpers from him.
“Please,” he whispers.
“Please, what?”
“Please, fuck me,” he whimpers and throws his head back into the pillow, arching his back when you lick up his hickeys, and almost make it to his cunt, before pulling away.
“All in good time, sweetheart,” you abruptly throw his legs over your shoulders and plunge into his tight cunt.
He lets out a loud moan and arches his back, hands coming up to his hair. You lap up his pussy hungrily and it doesn’t take long for him to fully wrap his legs around your head, pushing you in deeper.
You suck his swollen, soaking clit, eliciting excited whines from the other side of the bed. Subconsciously, your nails dig into to skin of his already bruised thighs while you eagerly eat him out.
He was babbling anything he could think of, and loudly at that, “More, more, darling. Don’t stop!”
You wouldn’t dare. Or at least not right now, your tongue buried deeply in him, sucking at his puffy clit, soaking him up completely.
Lucifer writhes beneath you, moaning and thrashing around rapidly. Although you don’t notice, his wings sprout out, making terribly flapping motions and causing a large breeze of him in the room.
You’re aware of this, and yet, you don’t pull away, yet. You wanted to keep tasting him, lick him dry, milk him for all he’s worth.
He moaned wildly, practically wailing from the way your tongue continuously slammed against his clit.
“Close. Fuck, honey, i’m so close,” He cries, tearing boiling over his eyes and spilling through his fluttering lashes.
Finally, you pull away from him. He looks up at you in disbelief. He was Absolutely horrified at your neglect towards his pussy, if only for seconds.
You only smile and lick your lips, positioning yourself to finally use the strap Lucifer had long forgotten about.
“Oh my god, finally. Yes please—“
You cut him off by thrusting into him in one slick motion, the cum coating his pulsing pussy making it easy.
He yelps and whines, leaning up to you and wrapping his arms around your neck once again. You position him on your lap momentarily, letting his legs wrap around your torso.
Then you lean him back on the mattress, legs still slinked around your middle. You lean into his neck while you thrust into him at a rough pace.
“Oh my, nngh, deeper. God, deeper,” Lucifer babbled incoherently.
You respond in gently shushes and praise, “That’s right sweetie, taking it so well. Your pretty pussy’s taking me so well, baby.”
He whines, growling loudly, wings once again flapping rapidly and tossing objects every way off of nightstands. His eyes are bright red, but not noticeable when paired with how close his eyelids are to fluttering shut.
Tears stain his pretty cheeks and he cries out for more, and you deliver. You go thrust quickly and aggressively, just as requested.
“My pretty boy. My princess. My sweet baby,” you coo sweet nothings into his ear while you fuck him roughly, breath becoming ragged from the friction and the restless motions.
His claws dig into your back and carve down it, “Oh, ‘m so close, so close. Nngh—“
You slam yourself further into his pussy, almost animalistically, evoking demonic and wild noises from Lucifer. You were sure people from down the street of the hotel could hear him, and you were glad.
Finally, he let out one final, deafeningly loud moan and released all over your strap. He clung onto you for long moments, catching his breath.
At last, he pulled back, looking at you starry eyed and lying back down on the mattress.
“We should…” he sighs dreamily, “…do that more often.
“Oh, honey,” you pull out but then drag your hand from his stomach to his hips, nearing his crotch. “What makes you think we’re done?”
He hisses in a breath, “Oh, wait too— too much. I can’t—“
“What is it you said to me earlier?” You tease his clit softly with your pointer finger, “You remember don’t you?”
He hesitates, blush rising as he looks at you.
“Don’t hold back.”
a/n — I really hope this doesn’t flop guys 😰 lately I haven’t been doing as swell as usual, I dunno. 🤷♀️
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vent space
I’m here for all of you. If you need to talk, I’m here
#Vent#vent post#Therapist#Free therapy#mental health#safespace#free advice#advice#toxic relationship#awareness#self care#prevention#love yourself#i’m here#help#struggle#pain
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AHHHHHH
Mizu Voicemail
getting a tipsy voicemail from your girlfriend who's at a hangout...this could be categorized as loser!mizu but idk.
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