I've officially started on the prep/writing for my newest fnc Fic, it'll be modern au, crack treated seriously, mayyyybeee 5+1? Depends if I wanna do more or less than 5 of the funny moments
And for additional context, the Fic will be called "Chibo's Guide to Self Defenestration"
Where Chip, after embarrassing himself horrendously in the first meeting, proceeds to jump out a window everytime he is in close proximity to Gil, also because he is having major Gay Panick™, as Chip tends to do
Funny silly goofy screenshots about fic down below
With @cant-think-to-save-my-life as a frequent pop-up
The very start of this whole thing, a passing 1 am thought, simply throwing out a funny thought, unknowing to the amount of brain power that would soon be dedicated to this
Then slowly adding things to the universe, until I have the overwhelming urge to actually compile this into a fic
Perfectly cut off reply from my enabler friend who was the one to suggest 5+1, which is still up in the air
Panic *Jazzhands* (writing human interaction is hard v-v)
(I made them neighbors)
I then proceeded to ask my friends about embarrassing things that chip would do that'd cause him to dive out a window, got any great suggestions, but brain came up with one that was way worse than anything they said 💀
And then, at like 4 am, I saw this tiktok, and got called out so bad I decided to start writing the fic 😬
Then I sent my friends a mostly blocked out screenshot of what all I've written for who and what, to emphasize how little I wrote for Gil lol
Like, thats all that needs to be said for me to understand how I wanna write Gil XD
At some point, Emizel and Shilo would get into an argument about which of them is Arthur's favorite, so eventually they ask Arthur
Who, without hesitation, looks between the two of them then says "Grefgore" because Grefgore doesn't cause more problems than necessary, unlike those two
That or Void, he'd absolutely say his cat is his favorite.
A fnc fic where they met as kids, either by Chip obtaining a way to the under sea and meeting Gil some how or Gil running away to an above sea island and meeting Chip, where they know each other for no more than a month, but fundamentally change the course of each other's lives.
Where Chip shows Gil that it's not always black and white, that life is colored in shades of gray, that the Elders approval isn't everything.
Where Gil shows Chip how to allow himself to be, where he doesn't shave to chance his adoptive father's legacy, he can just be himself.
Where they sob in each others arm for hours knowing it'll likely be the last time they meet.
Where Chip, as he grows, learns to dream for himself, be himself, not chasing a shadow of a time long gone.
Where Gil, as he grows, learns to live for himself, be himself, not trying to fill impossible shoes for a Prophecy that could never be for him.
They do meet again, many years later, when each other is barely a wisp of a memory.
Chip in that boat with Jay, sure of himself and his own journey.
Gil floating in the open tide, having left his home to be free.
They don't recognize each other. They remember the person they met in their childhoods. But names and faces were lost to time.
They become crew, they become family.
One night, in an emotional conversation brought on by feelings of longing for a person long gone, they tell each other about the friend they had in their youths.
About the friend that forever changed their lives.
And maybe they realize, maybe they don't.
But regardless, they're together now. And forever.
There should be an arc in the campaign that starts with "Fuck you, unfishes ur Gilly" and the whole arc is Gillion talkin shit about being human while they work to reverse it
You can't convince me that after a particularly bad day, Gil, Chip, and Jay wouldn't all climb into one bed and just hold each other close
That after a day of either intense fighting of other crews or just a Bad Emotions™ day, that the AlbaTrio wouldn't hold close the two people that they couldn't bare to lose?
That their Co-Captains aren't as much as parts of themselves as they are?
That them being such fixtures in each others lives wouldn't carry over into soft domestic moments?
It absolutely would.
This of course goes for all of the crew, but those three have a bond beyond words themselves.
A book about a Teen/Young Adult detective who's currently trying to solve a recent string of murders, none of them seem to have a common link, and not many come forward to say anything about the victims
The said Detective is also currently seeing a therapist to work through the recent death of their parents, who were killed in a hit and run, the perpetrator was never found
The twist? The killer was the Therapist, killing their patients's abusers/rpists/aggressive stalkers/ect. The Therapist always makes sure that their patient has a solid and sound alibi so they can never be accused
And it's not just for any patients with the occasional minor bully, it's for those that can't get away, those who were hurt so badly they can barely function now.
How was the Therapist found out? The Detective found their Parents killer. It was a real bad guy, the Detective told their Therapist about it. The Therapist helps them digest the news then suggests to the Detective that it would probably be best for them to spend the upcoming weekend on themselves, making sure they were with friends and loved ones while they're still dealing with this news.
Only, the Detective didn't, even tho they said they would. And they go out after the Guy, only to find their Therapist standing over the dead body of their Parents' killer. The Therapist, mildly disheveled, rubs a hand through their hair and says smth like "Oh, hello. I thought you were spending the weekend with friends and family."
The ending is a bit up in the air, its either the Therapist in court saying Yes they did kill these people, here's a full list of Who and Why
Or
It ends with the Defective joining a group session with all the other Patients that the Therapist helped, saying that they're free to not want to continue the sessions or turn in the Therapist if they so choose, but the Detective had already made up their mind not to, because how could they turn in the person who didn't let their Parents go unavenged
A JL Batman identity reveal fic where Bruce Wayne is openly dating Superman
Some of the Justice League walk into a lesser used room to find Batman and Superman making out
The members that walked in are like "Superman TF are you doing you got a boyfriend?!?"
And before they can say anything about Batman being a homewrecker, Batman turns his attention from the Leaguers back to Superman, now acting like a scandalized Brucie Wayne(like turning his head and putting the back of his hand to his head), being like "Gasp! Superman how could you! You told me you cut that Wayne Himbo off! Did you dare to try to have us both at the same time?!?" Clark, for his part, is caught between a look of embarrassed horror and laughing really, really hard.
Diana is probably there, in the know, laughing her ass off as she should, the absolute QUEEN.
Eventually Bruce starts laughing almost has hard as Diana, the rest of the Leaguers there are Traumatized™ for life.
Bruce then calls a full League meet, explaining vaguely how the circumstances of getting walked in on happened, some of the people who weren't there start to say something about how Batman could come between Superman and Bruce
He quickly shuts them up by mentioning that he is, in fact, Bruce Wayne
There's a non zero chance of the hotdog on Lizzy's ship being JOHN
'Oh but wouldn't that be too obvious?'
Look me in the eyes and tell me when you heard there was a traitor on Lizzy's ship you thought John before Caspian or some random character we have yet to meet.
Because I hadn't CONSIDERED the possiblity of it being John until moments ago.
Long after the word traitor was ever mentioned.
I don't want it to be John, but we gotta be prepared for all options.
Fun little conversation I had where I threw a link at my friend :DD (said friend being @cant-think-to-save-my-life )
(I'm Grape Sonic Father Yeastest and friend is Great Ainsley Dearest)
Everything beyond this leads to a cursed conclusion we came to. I recommend you look away. Scared for life over here.
Now, to explain how we got to the cursed conclusion, let's go over a play by play of the rest of the conversation (pls watch the video first, there is a few references to it in the conversation)
So after the first part, the conversation turns to me mentioning I find Niklous Hendriks to be a hot mfer. How my two types of fictional me at 1) Bumbling Idiot with a good heart and 2) a WALKING Red Flag
Friend responds with A Red Flag??? He's 50
I had no choice but to retort with a statement my beloved cousin had told me, 'Dating is also a form of Self Harm'
Friend: Can gay people stop causing their own problems?? /hj /lh
Me: fr 💀
I proceed to state that, in my own opinion, the first pose has 'Whore Behavior' all over it and that I was fully here for it (like hawt damn he's so fine)
Friend said fair, then states that if Niky wasn't doing what he's doing rn he'd probably be whoring out there
Enough to make Finn jealous
Then, in their own words, they had a 'Horrifying absolutely abysmal thought'
And then proceeded to say that there's a concerning and terrifying chance that, even in a different timeline, Finn and Niklous could have fucked.
I then expressed my absolute hatred for them, as well as my hatred that this could have absolutely could have happened.
I then elaborate upon what SPECIFICALLY those thoughts were.
Like that they would have done it multiple times and traded off on who was in which position, and that they most definitely tried kinky things.
That they probably met up several times over the course of Finn's research, because a repetitive and constant variable has always been something important in testing out a new hypothesis.
And they could have even met up after Finn's research concluded should they have been interested in doing it again.
That Finn probably has such exploits written in several books, and my friend dearly wishes for 'no one to ever come across Finn's books at this rate'