Photoshop: [became a verb literally synonymous with photo editing/photo mashing]

Also photoshop: [makes it impossible to add more than one photo to the same canvas]

So I was thinking about Hazbin hotel (as I do very frequently now, it’s become a lovely little hyperfixation of mine) and more specifically the line in the song “Hell’s Greatest Dad” (that’s what it’s called right?) where Alastor goes, “who’s been faithful as a nun?” And is in his goofy little nun costume with a shit-eating grin. And like. That line always bothered me because it didn’t make a ton of sense as an argument for Al being better than Lucifer, since as far as we know Lucifer’s been plenty faithful to Charlie as a father (tbh I’m not sure how he wouldn’t be?)

And then I got to thinking. We already know that at some point Lucifer did the deed with Eve (assuming what he said to Adam was true and not just a baseless taunt); what if this was what Alastor was referring to? He could know about the affair if his soul is actually owned by Lilith, as many people speculate, and was subtly using that info to piss off Lucifer, which is also why Lucifer (partially) got so much more pissed off during the song? And also perhaps Lucifer having an affair with Eve is why caused Lilith to run off to heaven in the first place?

I feel like the last bit is very unlikely, given what we’ve seen so far (I feel like Lucifer would be far more guilty in the show if that were the case, plus I think Lilith’s motives run deeper than that), but it could be possible.

In any case, there’s definitely more in that song (and the show!) to be explored. Something tells me there’s gonna be a bunch of easter eggs for next season!

LUCIFER LOVES DUCKS HES MY NEW FAVORITE BESIDES ALMOST EVERY OTHER CHARACTER

gUYS GUYS GUYS

PARALLELS

The expensive pens I buy: bleeds, scratchy, kinda mid

The half-empty, unlabeled pen I scrounged off the ground: beautiful, amazing, smooth, improves handwriting +100, stunning, show-stopping

Azirapheather & Quackley

Frozen peas

How write if feel like silly goose when try to write

In the omegaverse do u think beta reader would be an offensive term

Saw a post that reminded me of this but I think it’s so funny when people write Izuku as some super genius on par with Nezu like this guy’s strategy in the sports festival race wasn’t to gather a buncha bombs and use a metal plate as a sled through the air. Like sure it worked but there’s no way in hell that was the smartest decision. Also didn’t it take him like three months to figure out he can use his legs to fight,,,?

Realizing I can’t use song lyrics as titles in a published novel <<

spiritually damaging to watch a show abt a duo/ship and realizing you’re both of them and can’t project everything onto one character

Guys um. Idk how to recover from this one.

I was at my school’s library today, attempting to use one of their printers ‘cause I had to print a bunch of copies of a doc for a school project. So anyway I connect my computer to the printer and hit print on my thingy and the thing starts spitting out pieces of paper (really fast too, like holy crap I did not know they could print that fast. My home printer is like 20 years old). I realize a bit late that it’s not printing the thing I want it to print and so I ask the librarian for help. Meanwhile i take a look at what’s being printed, and um. It was a fic I had planned to bind. Formatted and everything. I’d tried to print it a while ago at home I guess, and my stupid computer didn’t register that I canceled that print job, so it started printing it out.

So the librarian asks what it’s printing, since it’s not printing my thing, and so I kinda awkwardly stammer “um, I think it’s something I tried to print a while ago” and she kinda nods. Anyway I take all the papers out and she ends up helping me print the thing I needed to print in the first place. As I’m putting my stuff away I hear her saying something to the other librarian, “I wonder why the formatting looks like that, do you think it was on purpose?” And I’m standing there thinking, ***no no no this cannot be real*** because I know (assume) she’s talking about the fic I accidentally printed, since I had impositioned it already and set it to be printed by manually re-inserting pages to get double-sided papers (again, home printer is like. 20 years old) so the doc itself looks hella messed up, formatting-wise. And then I realized that if she can she the formatting, she can obviously see the doc, and um. Thankfully I’m not a, uh, spicy fic lover, but the fic in question had some. More questionable elements,,,,,,,,

Guys idk what to do. I can’t ever go to the library again. I think I’ll pass away.

I’d like to post this comment thread I saw on Pinterest that made me do a nice huff-laugh:

Do u ever kinda hate dictionaries because the way you learned words was through reading them a lot and kind of getting a picture of what they mean vaguely in ur head and the dictionary just doesn’t do a good job of showing it and like it doesn’t mention that this word is used in a specific context most of the time and like it doesn’t really describe the word like how it’s used and also like its such a stationary thing as if meanings don’t change

I cant stop thinking abt Crowley’s eyes. I have no way to really conceptualize this nor do I even really know what I’m thinking but I feel like I’m grasping at the edge of something. Crowley’s eyes. Biblically accurate angels are described as having many eyes, no? Like loads of eyes. And wings but that’s besides my point. (What is my point?)

A bunch of people have pointed out that Crowley’s snake eyes are like, double punishment because snakes (allegedly; I’m not a herpetologist) can’t see the stars, and Yknow Crowley’s whole thing when they were an Angel was stars. Idk. Just. Eyes.

And also like there’s the whole thing about Aziraphale’s favorite color being yellow, and Crowley’s eyes also being yellow, and like. Eyes, more specifically Crowley’s eyes, are pretty important in the show?? Is this some sort of foreshadowing? Is Crowley gonna lose his eyes somehow? Is Aziraphale? Are they gonna gain eyes? Please I want to connect these dots but I’m not smart enough

A friend was like, "What if Muriel needed advice from the angel and demon on their shoulder—who happen to be Aziraphale and Crowley—but they start making out instead"

CASH HAS A PET DUCK CASH HAS A PET DUCK ITS OFFICIAL HES MY FAVORITE