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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 6 months

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why does Addison literally have more sexual tension with all the women in the show than all of the men she's literally had sex with

#this is so real #addison montgomery #greys anatomy

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 6 months

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Little cousin: So you don't like anybody???

Me: Correct you are

Little cousin:

Little cousin: Wow. You have SO much more time to eat cookies!!

-A conversation I had with my 9 year old cousin today

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 7 months

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*jemily interrogating an unsub*

jj: we understand that you don’t really want to talk to us, that’s okay, we have plenty of time

emily sitting on the table next to the unsub: YOURE GONNA TELL US WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID RIGHT THIS SECOND OR YOULL REGRET IT

*unsub unfazed by this*

hotch: agents, we need you both to come look at this

jj: excuse us

emily: WELL BE BACK YOU SON OF A BITHC

emily: hey hotch, what you want us to look at

hotch: prentiss, how do i say this

jj: i got it, em, you’re not scary, just annoying

emily: well that might get him to confess

reid: someone with a personality that we profiled, that tactic isn’t going to work

hotch: i think the good cop/bad cop tactic may need to be swapped

emily: i’m way scarier that jj

everyone: ehh…

morgan: prentiss, you may look like someone who could kill someone, but you’re really just a cinnamon roll

garcia on video call: jj however, now she looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill someone

morgan: and just to continue this, i look like someone who could kill someone and i could kill someone

everyone: ehhh…

garcia: sweetie, you are a hot serving of bad ass look wise, but you are also just a hot cinnamon roll

garcia: now hotch is someone who looks like and could actually kill someone and then reid looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll

morgan and emily tryna look more scary: well we have actually killed many unsubs so stfu garcia

jj: em, honey, we don’t have time to deal with your insecurities right now, let me be bad cop, you can be good cop

emily being a sad cinnamon roll: i don’t want to be good cop

hotch: though shit, get back in there

#i can’t believe i left this in my drafts for so long #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect cm #criminal minds #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #penelope garcia #actually a cinnamon roll #looks like could kill you is a cinnamon roll #looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 7 months

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JJ: Emily kissed me!

Penelope: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

JJ: It was unbelievable!

Penelope: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Okay, I wanna hear everything. Just let me get the wine first. Does this end well or do we need tissues?

JJ: Oh, it ended very well.

Penelope: Oh my god! Okay, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

JJ: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Penelope: OH MY GOD! I think I’m going to melt from how precious this is!

*meanwhile*

Emily eating pizza at her house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Derek: Tongue?

Emily: Yeah.

Derek: Cool.

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 7 months

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Emily: *sliding a photo across the table* I need you to shoot this woman in the leg.

Morgan: Wtf princes, this is a picture of you.

Emily: Yup

Morgan: Em I, why would you want me to do that?

Emily: My wife is trying to get ME to join her on HER morning marathons.

JJ: Babe, I only run 3 miles in the morning

Emily: Exactly: a marathon!

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 7 months

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*emily has found a card from a secret admirer*

*on the plane after a case*

emily: okay, right im a great profiler and i’ve been watching all of you extra closely this past week but who tf sent me a card?!

*rossi and hotch look at each other*

*morgan raises his eyebrows*

*jj looks around*

reid: seriously?

emily: yes i can’t figure it out

*everyone looks at her*

emily: like ik im hot but which one of y’all is in love with me???!

emily: just own up, i appreciate it but like who??

*synchronised face palms*

morgan: so smart yet so clueless

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 1 year

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reblogging only so i get 1000 notes holy shit

*pride month at the BAU - Penelope has rainbowfied everything- EVERYTHING*

rossi: look not to be homophobic but-

emily: anyone who starts a sentence like ‘not to be blank but’ is instantly going to say something wrong

jj: maybe let’s here him out em

emily: proceed

rossi: as i was saying, i think that this may be a little much. i’m glad you’re all gay and proud and whatever, but i think the government may have an issue with the FBI logo being covered with rainbow glitter

emily: homophobe

jj: em, he kinda has a point

emily: homophobe

morgan: i mean i’m not above glitter and pride but baby girl did go a tiny bit far

*holds up case file printed on rainbow paper*

reid: i like it :)

hotch walking in dressed in a rainbow suit: who’s presenting the case? and emily is right, you homophobes.

garcia: okay so this nasty ass dude has been killing hot women all over texas

emily: misogynist

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 1 year

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eve & villanelle 🔪

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 1 year

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reid: is it healthy if normal to drink 3 nights in a row?

emily: idk i’m on night 10 and still going so

hotch: no it is absolutely not normal or healthy

*pause for dramatic effect*

hotch: thus said im high as fuck

#half inspired by irl events #drunk reid #drunk emily #high hotch #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect cm #spencer reid #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #the name aaron makes no sense to me tbh #criminal minds

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 1 year

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i see your posts every now and again and i just have to say that everything you post/reblog is actually hilarious (esp all the jemily content ofc)

have a great day!! <3

THANK YOUUUU <333

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 2 years

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Happy International Lesbian day!! ⚢

part 3

Happy International Lesbian day!! ⚢

part 1

#international lesbian day #lesbian #she’s clearly a lesbian #let’s go lesbians!!#raelle collar #scylla ramshorn #motherland fort salem #elena alvarez #one day at a time #maxine #carson shaw #greta gill #a leauge of their own #hayley kiyoko #kate mckinnon #girl in red #sarah paulson #samira wiley

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 2 years

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Happy International Lesbian day!! ⚢

part 2

Happy International Lesbian day!! ⚢

part 1

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 2 years

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Happy International Lesbian day!! ⚢

part 1

#international lesbian day #lesbian #she’s clearly a lesbian #poussey washington #nicky nichols #alex vause #orange is the new black #oitnb #robin buckley #stranger things #rue bennet #euphoria #villanelle #killing eve #carol aird #carol #arizona robbins #greys anatomy

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 2 years

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#my favourite couples #my heart #shelby and toni #shoni #the wilds #deena and same #samenna #fear street #robin and nancy #ronance #stranger things #dani and jamie #damie #the haunting of bly manor #cal and julliette #calliette #first kill #sun and moon trope #sun and moon lesbians

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 2 years

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cal: so since you’re a vamp, surely you don’t like twilight?

julliette: uh… well it’s kinda my favourite thing in the world

cal: really?

julliette: other than you of course :)

julliette under her breath: sorry bella

#julliette fairmont #calliope burns #first kill #calliope x juliette #calliette #incorrect first kill quotes #incorrect fk #vampire #vampire hunter #monster hunter #twilight #bella swan #imani lewis #sarah catherine hook

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 2 years

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okay serious question:

which one is obsessed with the twilight saga tho??

cal or jules??

one of them has defo watched them all a million times and the other practically refused to watch it until the other said it’s her favourite movie series

ALSO I MISS THEM SO MUCH </3

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delicatecookiecashpatrol · 2 years

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J.J: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Prentiss: The audacity.

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