Akaza: All I did was kill Kyojuro! Is that really such a crime? Tanjiro:... Tanjiro: Yes?!

Jigoro, to Zenitsu and Kaigaku: The two of you are grounded. Kaigaku: Whoa, whoa! By the "two of us", I hope you mean Zenitsu and his imaginary friend!

Sanemi: I hate teenagers. Tanjiro: Oh yeah, we're the worst.

Tanjiro: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad? Zenitsu: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated... Inosuke: Smad.

Inosuke: I got tea! Aoi: Spill it! Inosuke: What? No. I made tea. Why would I spill it when I could smell it?

Tanjiro: You're pretty. Zenitsu: Yeah, pretty depressed. Tanjiro: ... Zenitsu: ..You were flirting, weren't you? Tanjiro: I was, but now I'm wondering if you're okay.

Obanai: I hate Tomioka. Mitsuri: 'Hate' is a strong word. Obanai: I have strong opinions.

Aoi: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? Zenitsu: *raises hand* Tanjiro: *puts Zenitsu's hand down*

Tanjiro: Go to hell! Muzan: Where do you think I come from?

Zenitsu: So apparently the “bad vibes” I've been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”.

Giyuu: Tengen, have you ever looked at yourself and wished you were different in every single way? Tengen: Nope. I’m a winner.

Inosuke: We have fun, don’t we, Monitsu? Zenitsu: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Obanai: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Mitsuri, crying: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!

Tanjiro: How are you? Zenitsu: I don't wanna sound soft, but I could use a hug.

Obanai: We’re just going to take it slow. Mitsuri and I don’t want to rush into anything. Also Obanai, pulling out a ring to show Sanemi: Got it a week after we started dating.

Zenitsu: I've never had a friend before. Tanjiro: I can be your friend! Zenitsu:... Zenitsu: I've also never had a boyfriend.

Giyuu: They don't ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.