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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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So I decide to take a break for writing to rest my brain a little. I notice I start to struggle writing my incorrect quotes so that's why I decide to take a break. I'm sorry if you enjoy my daily incorrect quotes &/or you just start to follow me. I'll probably do something for Mary's birthday but I'll only come back next year I hope you all have a Happy Christmas

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Crowley : "You're going to investigate on the recent incidents that happen recently then. Like that you can participate the Spelldrive tournament and have more watermelons on the weekends."

Yuuki : "So after being in Disney, I'm going to be Sherlock ? Cool !"

Crowley : "What ?"

Yuuki : "Headmaster, if there's a culprit, can I beat them ?"

Crowley : "No."

Yuuki : "Aww"

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Hey ! It's Gra- I mean Solomon's birthday🥳 Happy Birthday to Gra- I mean the most powerful Sorcerer 🥳🎊🎉🎊🎉🥳

In the Purgatory Hall's kitchen

Byleth : "So it's where you went, birthday boy."

Solomon : *groans* "You really need to stop talking like that. It's weird."

Byleth : "Tell that to my subordinate who introduced me to manga and otome games."

Solomon : *sighs* "Anyway, you still haven't told me about what you want me to create for you."

Byleth : "You're still on it ? I told you I don't need anything from you."

Solomon : "Are you sure ? Nothing ?"

Byleth : "If you insist again, I won't give you my birthday present."

Solomon : *smiles* "Alright. So what did you get me ?"

Byleth : "Asmodeus."

Solomon : "... I now understand Diavolo and Mephistopheles when you tease them about their love life."

Byleth : *shrugs* "What can I do about it ? You're all funny when you all get blushy."

Solomon : "I'm not blushing."

Byleth : "Sure. Anyway, here's my real gift." *hands him his gift*

Solomon : *eyes widden in his surprise* "Isn't it a rare book of old medicinal knowledge of the Devildom ? I heard there are only three copies that exist."

Byleth : "I got one as a reward. I want to give it to you earlier but the curse on it was so complex that I was only able to break it last week."

Solomon : *chuckles* "I always forgot you're good at breaking curses. But is it alright for me to have this ? Don't you fear I may use this knowledge against you or the Devildom ?"

Byleth : "Solomon, you may be the worst cook the three realms ever have,"

Solomon : *glares*

Byleth : "but you're a kind person. I know you'll only use this knowledge for good."

Solomon : *smiles* "Thank you, Byleth. For the book... and for trusting me."

Byleth : "You're welcome. Anyway, you need to go before Asmodeus and Alex come and whine about you not being at your birthday party."

Solomon : "What about you ?"

Byleth : "I need to take the juice I made for Luke."

Solomon : "Oh ! Can I have some too ? I love the juice you make."

Byleth : "... You remember that, for humans, it's like alcohol, right ?"

Solomon : "Of course."

Byleth : *sighs* "Alright. It's your birthday after all. Just promise me to not drink a lot of it. I don't want to be the one to knock you out when you'll try to summon an ancien god."

Solomon : *crosses his fingers behind his back* "Promise."

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Crowley : *takes a bite of his dish* *spits it out* "There are spices in there !" *starts to chug down milk*

Yuuki : "Oh ! Headmaster ! If you don't want your lunch anymore, can I have it ?"

Crowley : *quickly gives it to him*

Grim : "Yuu, are you sure it's alright ? It's your 7th serving of habanero soup."

Yuuki : *eats it like it's normal soup* "Yeah. It's not that spicy anyway."

Crowley, Grim and the five other students who gave their soup to Yuuki : "What kind of sorcery is this ?"

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland grim #twisted wonderland crowley #twisted wonderland mc #twisted wonderland nrc students #yuuki's spices resistance is level 99 #crowley is envious

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Alex and Levi : *are arguing*

Belphegor : *just woke up* "What did I miss ?"

Beelzebub : *munches on his snacks* "They're fighting because they don't agree on who's the best character of a game."

Belphegor : "Well if they make them fight, they'll find out which one is the best."

Beelzebub : "It's not a fighting game."

Belphegor : "What ?"

Beelzebub : "Byleth gave them an otome game he didn't play anymore and now Levi and Alex are fighting over who's the best girl."

Belphegor : "Seriously ?"

#obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Yuuki : "Spelldrive ? What's that ?"

Ace : *gasps* "How do you not know that ? It's the most popular sport of the world !"

Yuuki : "... I'm not from this world ! Dumbass !"

Ace : "Oh yeah. I forgot about it."

Yuuki : *tries his best to not punch Ace in the face*

Deuce : *explains to Yuuki what's Spelldrive*

Yuuki : "It sounds like (American) football to me."

Ace : "Football ? What's that ?"

Yuuki : *gasps* "HOw dO yOU NoT knOw THaT ? iT's ONe oF ThE MOSt poPulAR SporT OF my WorLD !"

Ace : "..."

Crowley : "...I'm not the one whom this sarcasm was directed at but it still hurts."

Grim : *nods*

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Species Swap AU part 3

Lucifer : "So you're Levi's new friend ?"

Alex : "Yes, sir. My name's Alexandra but you can call me Alex. Nice to meet you."

Lucifer : *smiles* "Nice to meet you too. I hope you'll be a good influence on Levi."

Alex : *is a demon* "..."

Levi : *groans* "Stop !"

Satan : "Wait ! Isn't Alexandra the name of a demon ?"

Alex : "My parents found it pretty and didn't try to search where it comes from."

Satan : *nods*

Levi : "Alright ! We need to go now ! Later !" *drags Alex outside the house with him*

Mammon : "This is suspicious."

Belphegor : "True."

Lucifer : *sighs* "You two need to stop. Levi finally has a friend who make him spend more time outside his room."

Belphegor : *pouts*

Mammon : "That's why it's suspicious ! And Levi never went out of the house before ! How did those two meet ?!"

Belphegor : "That's right !"

Asmo : "Oh ! Levi told me about this ! They played the same game for a long time and decided to meet up and see each other in real life for the first time !"

Satan : "I'm not surprised by this."

Lucifer : "See. You two really don't need to worry."

Mammon and Belphegor : *pout*

#obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #species swap au

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Oh yeah I forgot to put the ages in my Species Swap AU. So here it is :

Alex, Solomon and Alex's uncle : Millenias y/o, they're demons after all

Lucifer and Diavolo : 22 y/o, Lucifer being older by a few months

Mammon and Thirteen : 18 y/o

Leviathan : 17 y/o

Satan and Raphael : 14 y/o

Asmodeus : 12 y/o

Beelzebub, Belphegor, Lilith and Luke : 10 y/o

Mephisto : 21 y/o

Simeon : 25 y/o

Barbatos : only God and Solomon know

Byleth : 26 y/o

Michael : 23 y/o

#obey me #species swap au

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Yuuki : "Did you find a way to send me back home, Headmaster ?"

Crowley : "I-i'm working on it ! It's not like I forget it or anything ! I'm an extremely busy man so I didn't have a lot of time to work on it !"

Yuuki : *deadpan* "Yeah. Sure. And I don't have anger issues, it's just that other people love having my fist hitting them."

Crowley : "... Was it a threat ?"

Yuuki : "Not all, Headmaster."

Grim : "Yuu's sarcasm hurts and I'm not even the one at the receiving end."

Ace : *nods* "Yeah. He's really scary."

Deuce : *confused* "He was being sarcastic ?"

Grim : *facepalms*

Ace : *blank face* "Dude."

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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At the Purgatory Hall

Simeon : *serves tea*

Byleth : "Thank you."

Simeon : "You're welcome !"

Solomon : "So why are you here ? It's unusual for you to come here."

Byleth : "I just want to ask you to help me with my fear of cats."

Solomon : *blinks in surprise* "Sure. After all, you have helped me a lot in the past. But I may ask : why so suddenly ?" *takes a sip of tea*

Byleth : "I'm dating Satan."

Solomon : *chokes on his tea*

Simeon : *smiles brightly* "Congratulations !"

Byleth : *smiles* "Thank you."

Simeon : "But is it really okay ? About the cats I mean. You're really scared of them."

Byleth : "As long as it's for Satan."

Simeon : "How romantic ! I'm very surprised you're doing something like that for him."

Solomon : *wipes his mouth* "I'm not surprised about it, Byleth was always a hopeless romantic depsite being a demon. I'm more surprised he's dating someone."

Byleth : "If you're talking about Dia and Meph, they said they're ok with this."

Solomon : "That's suspicious."

Byleth : "No. It's not."

Solomon : "Yeah, sure. Anyways, if I knew that it's all it takes to make you want to get rid of your fear of cats, I'd ask you out."

Byleth : "I'd refuse."

Solomon : "Why ?"

Byleth : "I don't find you cute at all."

Simeon : "Pffff-"

Solomon : "... It somehow hurts when you say it like that."

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Grim : *is causing chaos in the cafeteria again*

Ace : *sighs* "Man, we need to stop him."

Deuce : *nods* "True. Yuu, can you do something ?"

Yuuki : *ignores them* "Sir, do you have anything with meat ?"

Deuce : "Yuu, please. Grim only listens to you."

Staff ghost : "Yes." *starts to list the dishes*

Ace : "... Did the ghost also ignore us ?"

Yuuki : "I'll take the one with the habanero."

Ghost : "Got it." *hands Yuu his dish."

Yuuki : "Thank-" *something from Grim's direction fells inside the dish*

Yuuki : "..."

Ace and Deuce : "Oh ! Shit !"

Yuuki : "STUPID TANUKI ! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS HERE OR I'LL MAKE YOU SLEEP OUTSIDE THE DORM TONIGHT !"

Grim : "I'm sorry ! Don't make me sleep outside !" *runs toward Yuu*

Upper classman : "Ha ! Look at-"

Yuuki : "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LOUSY BASTARD !"

Upper classmen : "Wha-"

Yuuki : "I SAY SHUT UP ! ARE YOUR EARS AS DEAD AS YOUR BRAIN ?! YOU COMPLAIN THAT GRIM WAS CUTTING THE LINE BUT WHERE WAS YOUR IDIOTIC LINE, HUH ?! EVEN TODDLERS KNOW HOW TO STAND IN LINE !!! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASSES !!!"

Upper classmen : *runs away*

A little far away

Carter : "Wow ! Ace and Deuce weren't joking when they say Yuu is scary."

Riddle : "... Was I like that before my overblot ?"

Trey : "No. If you were like that, all the 1st years would be dead. Well, even during your overblot, you weren't this scary."

Riddle : "Thanks the Sevens then."

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Satan : "Lucifer, I need to tell you something."

Lucifer : *sighs* "No, Satan. We can't have cats."

Satan : *pouts* "I didn't want to talk about it !"

Lucifer : *blinks in surprise* "That's surprising. Well, what do you want to talk about then ?"

Satan : "Well, first you need to promise me on Diavolo's name you won't lock me in the attic."

Lucifer : *glares* "What did you do ?"

Satan : "Promise me !"

Lucifer : *sighs* "Alright. I promise you on Diavolo's name that I won't lock you in the attic. So now tell me what you did."

Satan : "I'm dating Byleth."

Lucifer : "..."

Satan : "..."

At the Demon King's Castle

Diavolo : *frowns* "I don't know, By. Isn't it too much of a prank ? Lucifer isn't too fond of you already."

Mephistopheles : *laughs* "I think it's good ! And it's fake so it's even better !"

Diavolo : "Still..."

Byleth : "Think like that, Dia. If I go on dates with Satan, he and Belphegor won't have time to prank Lucifer. Lucifer would be less stressed then."

Diavolo : "... Yeah. You're probably right."

Mephistopheles : "Wait ! You'll go on dates with Satan ?!"

Byleth : *deadpan* "Meph, we need to make Lucifer believe we're together. So of course we'll go on dates sometimes."

Mephistopheles : *frowns*

Barbatos : "I'm sorry to interrupt but Byleth needs to go."

Byleth : "Oh. I thought it would take him more time to come here."

Diavolo and Mephistopheles : *confused* "Who ?"

Lucifer, outside : "BYLETH, YOU BASTARD ! COME HERE SO I CAN FUCKING KILL YOU !"

Diavolo and Mephistopheles : "..."

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Yuuki : *sighs*

Carter : "Yuu. What's going on ? You seem upset."

Yuuki : "It's nothing. I'm just disappointed because no one is bursting into a song every 5 minutes."

Carter : *looks at him weirdly* "Useless it's for Magicam, I don't think anyone would do that."

Yuuki : "That's too bad. I want the Disney experience."

Carter : "... Dis-what?"

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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After Byleth told Levi and Alex about his and Satan's plan to fake date

Levi : "So you two aren't a real couple ?"

Byleth : "No, Levi. Satan's just doing it to mess with Lucifer."

Levi : "What about you ? Why are you doing this ?"

Byleth : *shrugs* "For the fun, I guess."

Levi : *sighs* "Well, it's fine. And even if you two were a real couple, I'd give you my blessing."

Byleth : *blinks in surprise* "What ? Why ?"

Levi : "You're litterally one of the best options for Satan. Like you're handsome, calm, rich and spoiling and have a stable job."

Byleth : "... Thank you, I guess."

Levi : *huffs* "Well, even if it's fake, you better not hurt him or I'll send you inside Lotan's stomach."

Byleth : "Fair. Anyways, what are we going with this fujoshi ?" *points at Alex*

Alex : *giggles like a madwoman*

Levi : *frowns* "Stop it, stupid. They're just fake dating."

Alex : "Bro, I've read enough fan fictions to know how it's gonna end."

#obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me leviathan #obey me oc #fake dating to prank Lucifer #satan x oc

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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In Ramshackle Dorm's garden

Riddle : *forced to go to Ramshackle Dorm for 'therapy' with Deuce by Trey* *with a baseball bat* *frowns* "Are you sure this is good against stress ?"

Yuuki : *shrugs* "It helps me so maybe it'll help you too, senpai."

Deuce : "We should try it, Housewarden ! We won't know until we try it !"

Riddle : *nods* "Yeah, you're right. So, I know this sound stupid but how do you do this ?"

Yuuki : "Oh ! You just have to imagine that the watermelon is the head of someone you hate or annoyed you greatly."

Riddle : "Annoyed me ?"

Yuuki : "Yeah. Like imagine this is Ace and-"

Riddle and Deuce : *smash their watermelons multiple time*

Yuuki : "..."

Grim : "..."

The Ramshackle Dorm's ghosts who are watching from inside : "..."

Deuce : *glows* "This is so refreshing !"

Riddle : *smiles brightly* "I agree with you. Yuuki-san, can we have other watermelons ?"

Yuuki : "... Sure."

Grim : *mumbles* "I'm almost pitying Ace."

At Heartslabyul Dorm

Ace : *sneezes*

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Satan : "Byleth, can I ask you a favor ?"

Byleth : "Depend on the favor."

Satan : "Date me."

Byleth : "... Excuse me ?"

Satan : "Apparently, it would piss off Lucifer greatly if I or one of my other brothers was to date you."

Byleth : "... So you want us to fake date ?"

Satan : "Yes."

Byleth : *sighs* "You're lucky I love chaos."

Satan : *smiles as he knows he wins*

Byleth : "But I need to tell Alex, Levi, Meph and Dia about this."

Satan : *frowns* "Why ?"

Byleth : "Well, Alex would go full mode fujoshi,"

Satan : "Fujoshi ?"

Byleth : "Levi would be mad at me"

Satan : "..."

Byleth : "and Dia and Meph would throw the biggest tantrum ever."

Satan : "... They really care about you."

Byleth : "Yeah. Anyways who are you going to tell ?"

Satan : "Probably just Belphie and Asmo."

Byleth : *sarcastic* "For some reasons, I feel like it's going to be easy to fake our relationship."

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annoying-shits-i-think-of · 1 year

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Yuuki : "Headmaster Crowley ?"

Crowley : *smiles* "Yes ?"

Yuuki : "I need to have more watermelons to smash. Maybe 100."

Crowley : *chocks on air* "100 ?!"

Yuuki : "Well, my life has been endangered twice this week and I need to deal with three chaos magnets.

Yuuki : "Also Deuce and Rosehearts-senpai are going to do it too. It's Clover-senpai's orders."

Crowley : "I can't do that ! It would rise the school's budget !"

Yuuki : "I thought you were a generous Headmaster. But I think you really don't care about people knowing that you let students handle an overblot without you helping."

Crowley : "... 100 is good."

Yuuki : *smiles triumphily*

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