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yup-i-am-weird · 2 months

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Ask Me No More

Bucky : *on his phone scrolling* Why do people need to put everything about their relationship on the internet?

Sam : *laughing* Why you jealous or what?

Bucky : *offended* Why will I be jealous of someone's relationship?!

Sam : I don't know....maybe because you're single *says teasingly*

*everyone else in the room is smiling at their harmless bickering which they have gotten used to by now but can never get enough of*

Bucky : Oh don't worry bird brain. I won't get anyone anyways *little sad now*

Y/N : What!? Why do you say that?

Bucky : Maybe because I am more than hundred years old, have a metal arm, with brainwashing and criminal history?

Natasha : Don't say that

Y/N : Exactly, have you even seen yourself in the mirror?

Sam : Man, I didn't mean to upset you

Bucky : What do you mean y/n?

Y/N : Omg, I can't believe I have to explain this but those steel blue eyes, lord anyone could get lost in them, your age is literally JUST a number because your body is still young, your history? well fuck that because anyone in love shouldn't care at all and your hair is literally the most beautiful one I have ever seen, I mean it looks so fluffy and soft, your voice is so hot and personality...omg you are so kind, humble, understanding, brave I am at loss of words and YES I forgot to mention the pretty face an.....

Wanda : Y/N!

*you look around the room to find everyone staring at you*

Tony : Y/N don't tell me you have a crush on Manchurian Candidate

Y/N : *unable to form words as you realize what had just happened * I...

Sam : Ohho*looking between you and Bucky* I think you *referring to Bucky* have found a solution to your problem old man

Bucky : *looking directly at you with a very charming smile* Will you like to go out with me doll?

Y/N : *getting up from your place* Ask me no more

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yup-i-am-weird · 2 months

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Testing

*the avengers are all gathered in the living area*

Y/N : I am getting really bored

Tony : Yeah let's play truth and dare

Natasha : I'll go first, Y/N I dare you kiss the hottest person in the room

*as the words slip out of her mouth, all the heads turn towards you. Literally everyone knew about the crush both Loki and Bucky had on you, but little was it known to them that you liked both of them*

Y/N : you can't be serious nat, that's WAY TOO CHILDISH, we are not

Sam : Well, if it's that easy then go ahead finish your dare

*both Loki and Bucky sat still staring at each other as if it was staring challenge with occasionally looking at you*

Y/N : Ugghhh.... I hate you guys

Tony : *smirking*Come on y/n, you know who is the hottest

*you gave Tony a look. If you chose between Loki and Bucky it would not only start a serious argument between them but also hurt one of them, which you were sure you didn't wanted to happen but you also could not choose someone else. God, why was it so difficult to pick one of them. *

Wanda :*giggling at your confusion*Have you decided y/n?

Y/N :*looking up from the floor, an evil smile forming on your face* Yes, I have. Nat you said the hottest person, right?

Natasha : Yeah

Y/N : *getting up from your place* Well, then

*you walk towards her and gesture for her to get up*

Natasha : Wha...?

*before she is able to register what is happening you place one hand around her waist while the other gently grabs her face as you softly place a kiss to her lips, surprising everyone in the room*

Wanda : Omg!

Thor : Lady y/n, I never knew you had a liking for women.

Y/N : Neither did I Thor, I was just testing if I did *you say with a smirk on your face*

*both Loki and Bucky look back and forth from you to each other with equally bewildered expression*

Natasha : *slightly blushing* Well y/n, you are a really amazing kisser.

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