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whitephoenix81 · 5 days
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I want a movie short where The Avengers watch Star Wars, Hot Tub Time Machine, and Lord of The Rings. I'd like to see their reaction to certain actors.
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whitephoenix81 · 9 days
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I wonder if anyone has mentioned to Batman, that his friend Com. Gordon has killed people in the line of duty before?
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whitephoenix81 · 13 days
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Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are similar, yet opposite. Bruce adopts children. Children adopt Tony.
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whitephoenix81 · 18 days
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Someone needs to write a fic about the 2012 alternate timeline from Endgame.
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whitephoenix81 · 21 days
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Does anybody know if Batman made a contingency plan for Robin?
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whitephoenix81 · 22 days
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If Diana Prince follows ancient Greek teachings/traditions/practices, then that means that Wonder Woman goes commando
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whitephoenix81 · 26 days
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The Flash is to Central City, as Spider-Man is to New York. In this Ted Talk I will-
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whitephoenix81 · 1 month
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If you’re an American when you walk in the bathroom, and an American when you walk out of the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European.
(By the way Jeff I promise this joke is a lot funnier if you read it out loud.)
Solid!
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whitephoenix81 · 2 months
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My brother who is super picky, finished the first season of the live action TV show of Avatar: the Last Airbender. He loves the clothes and the CGI, but he hates the story.
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whitephoenix81 · 2 months
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The Great British Baking Show.
But one of the judges is Gordon Ramsey.
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whitephoenix81 · 4 months
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What if Jarvis never died? And I don't mean the AI. What if the original Jarvis that Tony had based JARVIS off of, hadn't died? The AI JARVIS had never been made. Jarvis was still around when Ironman came to be, and helped Tony out.
Now what if the Stark family and the Wayne family hung out?
Bruce: Stark.
Tony: Batsy.
Dick: *traipsing from the chandelier*
Jason: *cleaning his guns*
Tim: *talking about technology and their latest investigation*
Barbara: *talking with Tim*
Stephanie: *picking Tony's pockets*
Damian: *sharpening his swords*
Cassandra: *testing her abilities by sneaking up on Bruce*
Peter: OMFG!! HGDNFKDFJEHR!!!!
Peter: you guys are so cool!
Damian: 🤨
Peter: hey guys! Watch this!
Peter: *walks up the walls and stands on the ceiling*
Wayne family:...
Jason: *sands up and leaves*
Jason: I'm not explaining the footprints to Alfred.
Meanwhile:
Alfred and Jarvis: *having tea as they discuss their respective dysfunctional, melodramatic, children.*
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whitephoenix81 · 4 months
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Is it just me, or does Homer Simpson remind anyone else of a Thumb Thumb from the first Spy Kids movie? Is that just me? Or does anyone else see it?
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whitephoenix81 · 4 months
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Has anyone ever thought about how and why Smelly Gabe got a paycheck from the department store he was the manager at, even though he never went into work?
My theory: Gabe Ugliano is Italian. He is always playing poker with his two friends, a neighbor, and the landlord. They tried to stick up for Percy at the beginning of the first book when Gabe squeezed Percy for money, but one word from Gabe and they shut up. If you look up the address to the apartment that they were living in at the time when Percy gave it to the taxi driver, then you'll find that they live in the Spanish Quarter of Manhattan. The Hood.
Gabe is an Italian Mafia Boss for the New York Chapters. The department store is a front for the criminal activity that goes on behind the scenes. Gabe's two friends that he is always with, are his two lieutenants.
The reason why nobody came after Sally for what she did, I think it's because 1) there are no logical connections between his disappearance and Sally. 2) no one could believe that Sally could wack anyone. 3) they didn't like Gabe either. 4) they like Sally, and even those who think that Sally unalived Gabe, would never do anything about it. 5) the cops didn't go after Sally, because there wasn't any evidence. 6) Poseidon must have done something with the mist so that those mortals who knew or suspected Sally or Percy of anything, to make them forget or point them in the wrong direction.
Smelly Gabe is a Mafia Boss.
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whitephoenix81 · 4 months
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I just watched the first ep of PJO, and without giving away any spoilers, I don't like it. So many things wrong.
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whitephoenix81 · 4 months
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Poison Ivy is a reverse vegan
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whitephoenix81 · 5 months
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Do you know what I want?
I want a Marauders Era TV show. A la Friends.
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whitephoenix81 · 5 months
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Hey, you guys want to hear a joke?
Disney's Zeus
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