something something tma starts with an anglerfish luring you in, something something tmp starts with a canary telling you to get out while you still can

I'm rewatching ep 3 and the parallels between Medusa and Sally and the way they talk about each other has me in a chokehold

Where is my AU fic where Medusa and Sally are dating and raise Percy together?

do yall think zoro chopped his tits off himself 🤨

When my friend first made me watch One Piece I hated Luffy's straw hat because I thought it looked dumb

Now I'm 200 episodes in and I nearly get a heart attack whenever he's not wearing the hat

one piece, netflix

green haired guy is too hot i cant even watch the show properly

The Crows as the 14 fear entities from TMA

Kaz: the Buried, the Slaughter, the Web

Inej: the Vast, the Dark

Jesper: the Spiral, the Eye

Wylan: the Desolation, the Stranger

Nina: the End, the Corruption, the Flesh

Matthias: the Hunt, the Lonely

I need it like air

Yes, we're all very excited about Heartstopper and red white, and royal blue (have been watching both nonstop). But I have to ask,

WHERE'S MY CAPTIVE PRINCE ADAPTATION? HUH?

I keep forgetting the name of Olivia Colemans character so i've just been calling her Mrs Nelson and now Nicks mum is, at least in my head, leading the most insane double life

Everyday I block the spam bots like an old grumpy man chasing kids off his lawn

This is just the entire plot of Reckless by Cornelia Funke

I love so much stories of older siblings having to save their younger siblings from a magical kidnapping it's just. I'm too old to believe in magic and you're not but you're the one stolen and I'm the one who has to believe to get you back because our parents are too far gone, they'll never understand. You're my responsibility and I don't want you to be but when offered a choice to walk into the dark for you or to turn back I will always go on. I seem like such a grown-up powerful force to you but I'm just a kid myself. I'm scared and alone but somewhere out there you trust me to save you and I have to rise to that, I have no choice. I resent your existence. I love you. I will always come find you.

European countries: Thank you Germany for providing us with financial aid and basically paying for everything the EU does. How could we ever repay you?

Germany: You could give us some points at Eurovision

European countries: Absolutely not

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Important Anouncment:

In the german dub, when Jesper lies on top of Wylan, he doesn't say "you got me waffles", he literally says "you baked waffles for me"

Jesper, how tf do you forget someone who you not only slept with but who also actually sat down cooked for you?? Ffs

Anyone else getting Detroit: Become Human vibes from this episode? Droids going haywire and attacking people?

No? Just me?

I'm watching Smiley on Netflix and Álex reminds me so much of TK. I desperately need them to meet

Please, they would be best friends

On a scale of Louis/Lestat to Joe/Nicky, how toxic are your immortal husbands?