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just got a tattoo of 0e beholder
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sometimes i look at people who rbed my posts and always get shocked when i find out they're 15 years older than me and i feel like a widdle baby
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best part of studying translation is you can argue with your teachers about the smallest things in the text and you can hit them with 'translation is personal' or 'it doesn't align with our audience' or some bullshit like that if they try to say something. i love it
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#good omens
Can I hear a Wahoo?! :) (strike for writers might end soon and writing of S3 resume :)❤) (link to article from screenshot :))
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i've been in my dorm for almost a week now and there's a cat who constantly comes into our room and just refuses to leave all day. she comes in early in the morning and just sleeps in my bed or chair until we kick her out. whenever i try to lift her up she gets extremely angry and she screams in front of our door if we don't let her in. we tried to get rid of her several times but she just comes back to us and i think we have no choice but to accept her as a roommate
#cat#dorm room#dorm life#university#college#cats#cats of tumblr#kitties#college dorms#help how do i get rid of the cat
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Club Shine’s number one hostess, Goromi! ✨
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he is the vice sexyman of majima
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why is goro majima not a TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!
HE LITERALLY FITS EVERYTHING A SEXYMAN SHOULD BE!!!
Extremely Stylish, luxurious snake hide jacket, also has huge abs. mad dog of shimano, more like mad DRIP of shimano
man beats up thugs by breakdancing. i don't think i need to explain why this is so cool
he respects women like no other man in japan does. he runs the biggest cabaret of osaka, treats his workers right, and when he acquires a cabaret club (different thing), he grows it by beating up the owners of the other cabaret clubs and hiring their most popular girls
there has been a homicide, the victim is the dance floor. he sings and dances like the great one above took him up to an angelic studio and gave him a divine audio editing program. 24-hour cinderella SLAPS HUGE
the guy may have gone mad, but you can't deny his dedication to help kiryu relearn his fight. sure his way of doing this is clutching the guy in every corner and forcing him to fight brutally, but cmonnnnn, it's visual learning. that's what they do to montessori children as well
SLAY! YES! LOVE HIM FOR THAT!!!
i have many other reasons to put him up as a sexyman, but i suggest you to do your own research (play the YAKUZA SERIES bc while majima is really cool, there are other cool characters) bc the games are SO COOL and it's really cool to see our guy in action
thank you for reading my majimaposting
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HOT TAKE
why is goro majima not a TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!
HE LITERALLY FITS EVERYTHING A SEXYMAN SHOULD BE!!!
Extremely Stylish, luxurious snake hide jacket, also has huge abs. mad dog of shimano, more like mad DRIP of shimano
man beats up thugs by breakdancing. i don't think i need to explain why this is so cool
he respects women like no other man in japan does. he runs the biggest cabaret of osaka, treats his workers right, and when he acquires a cabaret club (different thing), he grows it by beating up the owners of the other cabaret clubs and hiring their most popular girls
there has been a homicide, the victim is the dance floor. he sings and dances like the great one above took him up to an angelic studio and gave him a divine audio editing program. 24-hour cinderella SLAPS HUGE
the guy may have gone mad, but you can't deny his dedication to help kiryu relearn his fight. sure his way of doing this is clutching the guy in every corner and forcing him to fight brutally, but cmonnnnn, it's visual learning. that's what they do to montessori children as well
SLAY! YES! LOVE HIM FOR THAT!!!
i have many other reasons to put him up as a sexyman, but i suggest you to do your own research (play the YAKUZA SERIES bc while majima is really cool, there are other cool characters) bc the games are SO COOL and it's really cool to see our guy in action
thank you for reading my majimaposting
#yakuza#yakuza 0#yakuza kiwami 2#yakuza kiwami spoilers#ryu ga gotoku#majima goro#goro majima#kiryu kazuma#yakuza 3#yakuza 4#yakuza 5#goromi#tumblr sexyman#sexy content#akira nishikiyama
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feeling like him rn
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my type in men are man children with great taste in music and a slight resemblence to a rat
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shoutout to people who roleplayed hetalia fluff with me and learned english from those you guys made me realize that i’m bisexual and nonbinary
#hetalia#roleplay#rp#lgbt#nb#non biney#nonbinary#bi#bisexual#shoutout#language#english#targeted audience#trendy#cool
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i hope that whoever finds this post in the vast sea of hashtags is doing well. i still didn't lose my hope to find a few people to talk and have fun with, and i wish you, current reader, still hang on as well. if you seek someone to vent to, my dms will be a safe and secure place for you, your feelings and your thoughts. although i don't visit this website often, i like talking with people and hearing about their life.
please feel free to tell what you did today, what you did for yourself in recent times, and all the good and bad things that happened that messes with your mind. don't be ashamed of bad things that happened, because as long as you are aware that what you did was bad, it's still a part of your journey to be well. broken stairs will still help you go up if you climb on them with care.
#mental health#hello there#hello world#i hope you are okay#i hope you are well#help#how are we today#wellness#mental wellbeing#care#i love you anon#i love you all
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i want to start voice acting
the only problem is i don't have any motivation to record a voice demo :(
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cottagecore superman cottagecore superman
trying not to cry at work and then seeing anything abt clark kent as a child growing up on a farm being so so loved by martha and jon and carrying that love with him throughout his whole life .............. bursts into tears
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