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thoughtsofagremlin · 4 days
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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thoughtsofagremlin · 6 days
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I’m just going to leave this here…
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thoughtsofagremlin · 7 days
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thoughtsofagremlin · 12 days
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Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.
Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?
Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)
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thoughtsofagremlin · 13 days
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Fic Im working on that I want someone to take from me because I have 3 WIPs
I just want a more talented author to take this off my hands. It’s not going well.
Emanator Sampard
Becoming an emanator is a two way street. You have to get the gaze of an Aeon and then accept the power they grant you (like how the trailblazer had to actually take the lance)
Qlipoth wants Gepard as an emanator since he’s a great protector, sacrifices himself for Belobog, etc.
Gepard does not want to become an emanator and spread Qlipoth’s will. He wants to stay in Belobog and protect it and his family
Gepard is also being terrible about this whole thing. He’s given up on being civil and is basically biting at Qlipoth’s hand
Qlipoth is frustrated but stubborn
Enter Aha, who shows up to bother Qlipoth
Offers to help (for the chaos ofc)
Qlipoth accepts
Aha sends their emanator (Sampo) to go convince Gepard
Whoops they are now thrown together due to Aeon Shenanigans
They learn about each other as Sampo tries to convince Gepard and they fall in love? Somewhere along the way?
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thoughtsofagremlin · 16 days
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Yeah sorry for making your boyfriend worse. Yeah no I know you were fixing him. You know how it is with The Narrative. Are we still on for brunch on Thursday?
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thoughtsofagremlin · 19 days
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Bringing this back with the eclipse because it’s funny
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I'm not the first or last to see this and post it but this is my serotonin for today.
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thoughtsofagremlin · 19 days
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Mxtx: Have you seen this place? It’s a freakin’ mess. The cultivators and demons are having what looks like a turf war, Heaven’s Officials have been hanging out with the ghosts, that simply can’t be a good influence on them.
Readers: Heaven’s Officials or the ghosts?
Mxtx, sobbing: EITHER!!
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thoughtsofagremlin · 21 days
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When you desperately want to do a fic trade with someone but you don’t have any fic author friends who share your hyper fixations
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thoughtsofagremlin · 26 days
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I won <3
Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications
(@whateverwhocares6)
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thoughtsofagremlin · 28 days
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A temporary truce has been reached, the count at the moment. The war shall continue soon.
Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications
(@whateverwhocares6)
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thoughtsofagremlin · 28 days
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Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications
(@whateverwhocares6)
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thoughtsofagremlin · 1 month
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To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
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thoughtsofagremlin · 1 month
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thoughtsofagremlin · 2 months
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Tired of mushrooms being seen as just drugs. I recently got a mushroom shirt and someone implied it was drug related :(. Mushrooms are so much more!!! They do so much cool stuff!!
Anyway please reblog with cool mushroom facts to help prove my point.
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thoughtsofagremlin · 3 months
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Quit giving gay guys the plot of being dumb and not realizing their feelings aren’t platonic while giving the lesbians the tragic romances. Every lesbian I know is dumb as bricks and doesn’t know you’re flirting unless you ask them out on a date and specify it’s a date. Meanwhile gay guys will speed run the five stages of grief about their crushes because they’ve decided that even if their feelings were returned the romance would ruin them both.
You’re depicting the types of stupidity in gay people wrong and I’m tired of trying to find accurate gay and lesbian fiction that reflects the struggles of reality.
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thoughtsofagremlin · 3 months
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Characters whose naiveness is a form of protest, my beloved. Who know that there are dark things below but refuse to look down. Who will not let you take this last bit of childishness from them. Who are doomed by their unwillingness to acknowledge the darkness. Who everyone knows will be destroyed for holding on to something they could never truly have. Who are playing at normalcy and foolishness to avoid having to face the music.
You may not be a child, may not have ever been a child, will not ever get to be a child. The darkness with taint anything resembling a childhood, no matter how much you shelter yourself. Yet I will love you anyway, and I hope that you can slowly begin to look through your fingers, to remove your hands from your eyes. I hope you learn to acknowledge and deconstruct the darkness, because I love that you will not let the darkness take any more.
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