i love ur pronouns!! mine r similar (theyre xe/xem or xe/xim)
aw thank you!!
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why are you smiling? | wilbur x gn!reader
notes: nothing important to note rlly, just a rlly short little oneshot i wrote like 2 weeks ago. they/them pronouns used and some food talk. lowercase intended,
warnings: slight fluff, i guess?
wilbur was doing a ylyl stream in his room, except, there was a twist. he couldnât smile. at all.
âBEANS! i know this one.â wilbur said, shaking his head a little. he heard a soft knock on his bedroom door. âhold on- yeah?â wilbur leaned back in his chair, turning to the door. it opened a little bit, revealing his partner. they werenât in frame, but you could hear their voice. âi brought you the water you asked for.â they said, walking inside of his room to hand him the water bottle, now some of their body in frame. âthanks. you didnât have to come inside-â âoh, hush. as long as my face isnât in frame, i couldnât care less. hello, wilâs stream!â they waved towards the camera, the chat going too fast to even comprehend what the viewers were saying.
âanyway, dinner will be ready in a bit. weâre having mac n cheese today. or chinese. maybe both. your friend schlatt likes chinese, right? maybe i should ask him for advice instead of interrupting your stream.â they continued rambling for a bit and wilbur couldnât help but smile the whole time they spoke. and the chat was pointing that out.
user1: HEâS SMILING!!!!
user2: BYEEE THEYâRE SO CUTE
user3: COUPLE GOALSS đ«đ«đ«
user4: I DONâT KNOW WHO I WANT TO BE MORE
user5: HE LOST
âi think chinese would be the better option, though. i want chicken but also pasta. chinese is chicken and pasta! revolutionary, i tell you and- why are you smiling? youâve been smiling at me the whole time iâve been in your room and all iâve been talking about is chinese food. are you alright?â they gently put their hand on willâs shoulder. he laughs. âno, no, no, iâm fine, really. i just⊠canât help but smile whenever you ramble about dumb stuff. itâs adorable.â he says, looking up at them from his chair. âseriously, are you feeling alright?â they laugh. âyouâre ridiculous. thank you for the water. i, personally, donât care if you make mac n cheese or order chinese.â wilbur says, turning back to his monitor. âalright. thank you for your useless input, mr soot. iâll leave you to your twitch streaming. goodbye, willâs stream!â they patted wilburâs shoulder, waved gently, and left his room.
wilbur leaned into his mic after the door closed, reading the chat for a moment. âshut up chat, my s/o isnât part of the challenge. yes, i have a partner. do not clip that. IâM NOT RED, CHAT!!!â wilbur yelled into the microphone, his partner hearing the last part outside of his room and smiling lightly.
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this is so cute
quack
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my friend told me ppl were simping for matpat and i was like âHUHâ but now
now i get it..i think..
ok young matpat can get it idc
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errand and chinese | quackity x tall gn!reader hcs
notes: tysm for all the love on my last post??? i was expecting to get like 9 notes max, you guys are the best????? reader is taller than quackity in this hcs post!! i headcanon that alex would actually LOVE having an s/o thatâs taller than him. also more food talk bc im...hungry. sure. lowercase intended.
warnings:Â fluff? slight swearing.
- alright, so, quackity was in a call with whoever and streaming.
- conversation probably went something like this
- alex probably brought you up randomly, like "my s/o made me lunch today" or whatever and
- "you have an s/o?"
- "yeah."
- "no you don't."
- "what- what do you mean i don't?"
- "i refuse to believe alex quackity got an s/o before me"
- insert alex laughing his ass off.
- "fine, yk what, i'll call them."
- convo below would probably be in spanish but iâm too lazy to google translate all of that.
- "hey, i'm a little busy right now, what do you need?"
- "oh shit, if you're busy i can- call you back-"
- "no, it's fine. what's up?"
- "my friend doesn't believe that i have an s/o and i called you to prove it.
- "you don't have an s/o."
- "wh- what the fuck are you on about."
- "HAHA WAIT NO I'M SORRY DID THAT SCARE YOU, IT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE"
- "FUCK YOU Y/N WHAT THE FUCK THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME"
- "I'M SORRY BUBS"
- alex rn bc you called him bubs on stream: đ§ââïž
- "am i on speaker by any chance?"
- "you are, indeed, on speaker."
- "...so you said you called me to prove that you have an s/o?"
- "yeah."
- "what do you want me to do- like- introduce myself?"
- "yeah! something like that. also say you're shorter than me and imply you're my s/o."
- "alex, i'm 5'10."
- mans life flashed before his eyes.
- "CHAT, CHAT, NO, Y/N IS NOT TALLER THAN ME, Y/N IS NOT TALLER THAN ME"
- chat and the ppl alex was in call with losing it rn
- "whatever you say, bubbas. did you run that errand i asked you to run for me this morning? i forgot to check."
- "you really need to stop calling me bubs and bubbas when i'm live streaming. also yeah, i ran your errand."
- he did not run the errand.
- also he did not care that you called him bubs/bubbas on stream he loved it.
- "okay, thank youu. i really appreciate it. when are you gonna stop streaming?"
- "an hour or so."
- once you hang up bc he rlly needs to run that errand.
- "alright, uhh, what do you wanna eat? i can't make any food tonight, i'll be busy with homework."
- "chinese is fine."
- "okay. i'll be home in a few hours. i have to go, i love youu"
- "i love you too. bye."
- "bye."
- "i forgot i was streaming for a sec"
- "wh... how is this.. possible.."
- "i don't know man, i think i'm just better than you.â
- "SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP"
- ^ i feel like tommy would say that.
- alex stops streaming like 30 mins later and runs your errand.
- comes back home panting and praying you won't be back home for another hour.
- you were back home an hour and 15 mins after that đ
- you both had chinese, cuddled while watching tv, and fell asleep.
- the second you woke up, you crammed for like three hours doing all your college hw so you donât miss the deadlines.
- alex probably had trouble letting you out of his grasp when you were cuddling and helped you with ur hw afterwards.
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WHAT THE FUCK??? 43 NOTES??? WH???? IM COMBUSTING WHAT TYSM I DID NOT THINK ALL OF YOU WOULD LIKE THIS LITTLE ONESHOT SO MUCH đ„șđ„șđ„șâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
why are you smiling? | wilbur x gn!reader
notes: nothing important to note rlly, just a rlly short little oneshot i wrote like 2 weeks ago. they/them pronouns used and some food talk. lowercase intended,
warnings: slight fluff, i guess?
wilbur was doing a ylyl stream in his room, except, there was a twist. he couldnât smile. at all.
âBEANS! i know this one.â wilbur said, shaking his head a little. he heard a soft knock on his bedroom door. âhold on- yeah?â wilbur leaned back in his chair, turning to the door. it opened a little bit, revealing his partner. they werenât in frame, but you could hear their voice. âi brought you the water you asked for.â they said, walking inside of his room to hand him the water bottle, now some of their body in frame. âthanks. you didnât have to come inside-â âoh, hush. as long as my face isnât in frame, i couldnât care less. hello, wilâs stream!â they waved towards the camera, the chat going too fast to even comprehend what the viewers were saying.
âanyway, dinner will be ready in a bit. weâre having mac n cheese today. or chinese. maybe both. your friend schlatt likes chinese, right? maybe i should ask him for advice instead of interrupting your stream.â they continued rambling for a bit and wilbur couldnât help but smile the whole time they spoke. and the chat was pointing that out.
user1: HEâS SMILING!!!!
user2: BYEEE THEYâRE SO CUTE
user3: COUPLE GOALSS đ«đ«đ«
user4: I DONâT KNOW WHO I WANT TO BE MORE
user5: HE LOST
âi think chinese would be the better option, though. i want chicken but also pasta. chinese is chicken and pasta! revolutionary, i tell you and- why are you smiling? youâve been smiling at me the whole time iâve been in your room and all iâve been talking about is chinese food. are you alright?â they gently put their hand on willâs shoulder. he laughs. âno, no, no, iâm fine, really. i just⊠canât help but smile whenever you ramble about dumb stuff. itâs adorable.â he says, looking up at them from his chair. âseriously, are you feeling alright?â they laugh. âyouâre ridiculous. thank you for the water. i, personally, donât care if you make mac n cheese or order chinese.â wilbur says, turning back to his monitor. âalright. thank you for your useless input, mr soot. iâll leave you to your twitch streaming. goodbye, willâs stream!â they patted wilburâs shoulder, waved gently, and left his room.
wilbur leaned into his mic after the door closed, reading the chat for a moment. âshut up chat, my s/o isnât part of the challenge. yes, i have a partner. do not clip that. IâM NOT RED, CHAT!!!â wilbur yelled into the microphone, his partner hearing the last part outside of his room and smiling lightly.
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why are you smiling? | wilbur x gn!reader
notes: nothing important to note rlly, just a rlly short little oneshot i wrote like 2 weeks ago. they/them pronouns used and some food talk. lowercase intended,
warnings: slight fluff, i guess?
wilbur was doing a ylyl stream in his room, except, there was a twist. he couldn't smile. at all.
"BEANS! i know this one." wilbur said, shaking his head a little. he heard a soft knock on his bedroom door. "hold on- yeah?" wilbur leaned back in his chair, turning to the door. it opened a little bit, revealing his partner. they weren't in frame, but you could hear their voice. "i brought you the water you asked for." they said, walking inside of his room to hand him the water bottle, now some of their body in frame. "thanks. you didn't have to come inside-" "oh, hush. as long as my face isn't in frame, i couldn't care less. hello, wil's stream!" they waved towards the camera, the chat going too fast to even comprehend what the viewers were saying.
"anyway, dinner will be ready in a bit. we're having mac n cheese today. or chinese. maybe both. your friend schlatt likes chinese, right? maybe i should ask him for advice instead of interrupting your stream." they continued rambling for a bit and wilbur couldn't help but smile the whole time they spoke. and the chat was pointing that out.
user1: HE'S SMILING!!!!
user2: BYEEE THEY'RE SO CUTE
user3: COUPLE GOALSS đ«đ«đ«
user4: I DON'T KNOW WHO I WANT TO BE MORE
user5: HE LOST
"i think chinese would be the better option, though. i want chicken but also pasta. chinese is chicken and pasta! revolutionary, i tell you and- why are you smiling? you've been smiling at me the whole time i've been in your room and all i've been talking about is chinese food. are you alright?" they gently put their hand on will's shoulder. he laughs. "no, no, no, i'm fine, really. i just... can't help but smile whenever you ramble about dumb stuff. it's adorable." he says, looking up at them from his chair. "seriously, are you feeling alright?" they laugh. "you're ridiculous. thank you for the water. i, personally, don't care if you make mac n cheese or order chinese." wilbur says, turning back to his monitor. "alright. thank you for your useless input, mr soot. i'll leave you to your twitch streaming. goodbye, will's stream!" they patted wilbur's shoulder, waved gently, and left his room.
wilbur leaned into his mic after the door closed, reading the chat for a moment. "shut up chat, my s/o isn't part of the challenge. yes, i have a partner. do not clip that. I'M NOT RED, CHAT!!!" wilbur yelled into the microphone, his partner hearing the last part outside of his room and smiling lightly.
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hello!
hii! iâm robin, welcome to mcyt writing blog. i have been in love with block men for like a month now and i canât stop coming up with prompts so i decided to make a writing blog on tumblr. iâm pretty much a novice when it comes to writing, but i strive to learn and improve my writing style on the way!! iâm new to tumblr so if iâm just a complete idiot when it comes to this website, iâm rlly sorry :â)
iâll be writing uh... second and third person headcanons, imagines, oneshots, drabbles, all that stuff!! this blog is just gonna be me writing out the ideas i come up with so i stop thinking about it all the time. i might open requests too >>>
i have adhd and that causes me to procrastinate a LOT, so if i just completely stop posting for a while, no need to worry! iâll be back on track as soon as possible.
rules!!
iâm okay with writing platonic works for anybody whoâs specified theyâre okay with fanfics being written about them.
iâm okay with writing romantic works for any adult who has specified theyâre okay with romantic fics.
i will not be writing nsfw works for anybody. mostly because i donât want to, but also because i have no idea how to write them.
i will do my best to keep an eye out for content creatorsâ boundaries that they set and i will follow them. please reach out to me if any fic iâve written crosses a line, iâll do some research on that personâs updated boundaries and take the fic down.
feel free to give me criticism and/or feedback on my work! iâm always looking to improve myself.
i will update if i need to!
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I LOVE THIS SMM IF A PART TWO COMES OUT I WILL READ IT
Under the Floorboards
(Technoblade x Reader)
Picking up a bundle of wood you let out a soft breath, you watched as it escaped out your lips in front of you in a small cloud. Trudging through the snow you made your way back to your house, well it wasnât really your house. A few months ago you ran into Technoblade while he was searching for a new home far away from this place called Lâmanburg; he told you he was in retirement and was surprised to find another person all the way out here. As a wandering adventurer, you eventually won him over with your charm, wit, and humor.
That was a joke of course.
You both started a mutual trade agreement, on your way back from the adventures youâd always take a pit stop at his place so he could see if you had anything worth trading. It started slow, he realized you would come back very late at night, and very weary. He offered you to stay the night once, then once turned into twice and before you knew it you began to stay at his place after every late-night adventure. As you spent more time together he helped you become a better fighter, and farmer and you helped him learn social skills and how to cook food that wasnât steak.
He never told you about his time in the country of Lâmanburg or why he was in retirement in the first place but you didnât mind. Everyone has their secrets and even if both of you were considered friends at this point you never pried. Not even when youâd catch him mumbling to himself about chat, or the bloodthirsty look in his eyes after he killed an animal. You kept your mouth shut out of respect, you could tell he appreciated the gesture.
You earned yourself a friendship emerald after he introduced you to his oldest friend Philza, the man treated you like you were his family. It made you feel wanted and welcome, Techno had a little smile on his face the entire interaction as the both of you bonded. In his mind he was ecstatic his two favorite people were getting along. Techno walked Philza out of the house and returned holding an emerald out to you, you knew how valuable these emerald were to him. You were in such shock and awe you almost started crying which caused him to panic.
âIâll treasure it with my life.â You told him kissing said emerald gently, blush spread across his pale face to his pointed ears.
âIâm glad.â He rubbed the back of his neck, âChat- chat stop Iâm not simp.â You heard him whisper hiss softly but you ignored it, choosing to smile at him instead. He noticed and his blush only deepened. You took his hand, it was so small intertwined in his own, and squeezed it softly.
Eventually, the both of you grew closer than just friends which understandably scared the half pigman to death. You caught him mumbling to himself more frequently, especially when you both were out fighting monsters and gaining experience.
Things like: âIâm not a simpâ and âCalm down Iâm gonna protect herâ as well as âI canât just say that!â Were very frequent mumblings of his, your brow furrowed and after fighting a baby zombie you turned towards him,
âHey Technoblade you doing okay?â
âYes!â He sputtered out reassuring you that he was just fine by saving you from a Skeleton.
You two watched the sunset that same day from on top of a snowy mountain and he confessed to you. The confession was a bit rough around the edges but then again so was he, so to you, it was perfect. You took his hands to get him to stop rambling and kissed his knuckles. He made an embarrassed sound and looked away from you, you cooed teasingly at him and accepted. From then on you both were attached at the hip, well as attached as heâd let you be there was still that level of awkwardness that came with any new relationships but it was wonderful. Youâd both spent hours by the fireside as he read to you, youâd help him care for Carl and get enchanted books all the while you were in awe of this magnificent and mysterious man before you.
Shaking your head smiling to yourself you trudged back to his house, the emerald around your neck bounced in tandem with your steps. Technoblade never liked leaving you alone, you reminded him constantly that you had a life before he was in it but he still seemed to be on edge. You figured it had something to do with his past so you did your best to reassure him that youâd be safe when he was away; Techo seemed to appreciate your efforts at least. Whenever he got back from what you assumed was visiting Phil (after all, Carl was gone), you were going to run him a bath and braid his hair the way he liked. Maybe youâd make him a nice dinner then youâd both fall asleep together while reading. Itâd earn you some soft kisses and snuggles later, you giggled to yourself as you put away the wood. If you told anyone else this giant of a man, who youâve seen wipe out hordes of monsters like it was nothing, loves to be cuddled at night theyâd call you insane.
You wandered down into the basement to feed his cow but the sound of a blocks-breaking startled you out of your daydream. You whipped around pulling out your sword in the way Technoblade showed you and came face to face with a blonde child peeking out from the floorboards.
âWhat the FUCK?!â You both shrieked at one another, he moved to try and scramble back down the hole. You followed him down his ladder, you werenât going to let this child get away with living under your boyfriendsâ house so easily. You backed him into a corner and took note of his beat-up appearance and his attempts to look brave as he held up his hands. Sweat gathered on his brow but you didnât let your guard down, before you could open your mouth to question him he began to talk so fast and loud you could barely keep up.
âOI, OI, OI, OI! LADY, LADY, LADY, CALM DOWNNNN CALM DOWN! SEE, SEE WEâRE BOTH IN TROUBLE CAUSE WEâRE BOTH STEALING- BORROWING FROM THE BLADE! THE BLADE KNOWS ME! I AM HIS LITTLE BROTHER, TOMMY, I AM SURE YOUâVE HEARD OF ME! THEREFOR IâM NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG. YOU-YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE A STRANGER! YOU KNOW HEâS A BLOOD GOD RIGHT? HEâLL ABSOLUTELY KILL YOU, BUT BUT! IF WE KEEP THIS BETWEEN US I WONâT HAVE TO TELL HIM ANYTHING AT ALL FAIR? SEEMS FAIR TO ME-â
You reached your hand out to cover his mouth, your eyes narrowed into slits, âStart again. Softer and slower. Techno never told me he had a brother.â You watched the eyes of the blonde widen in surprise, assumingly at the notion that you already knew Technoblade. Slowly you removed your hand from his mouth but didnât lower your guard. He cleared his throat, swallowing tentatively.
âIâm Tommy. Weâre not related by blood- who ARE you?â he pressed still completely baffled at the appearance of a GIRL who knew Technoblade. Before you could even respond to him he let out another baffled cry. âDOES HE SIMP FOR YOU!?â He shrieked pointing at you as he waved his finger around. âTHEREâS NO WAY- HE DOES HOLY SHIT!â Tommy laughed as you blinked rapidly, how was he able to read all that without you even saying anything? You were trying to process who this kid was while also being stuck on the blood god thing. You felt Tommyâs arm around your shoulders suddenly as he pulled you close. âWell, Miss Blade now that we know who you are maybe we can strike a deal-â
âAbsolutely Not.â
âHEY! Come on now.â Tommy whined loudly, âI need your help here! Look Iâm sure you know why heâs in hiding and all...and well...I mightâve pissed the same people off and-â
âActually no. I didnât know thatâŠâ You spoke softly deflating a little, âHeâs in hiding? From who exactly.â
A look of shock came across Tommyâs face, âYou mean...you donât know? Like about Lâmanburg and his betrayal.â
âDoes it sound like I know? Look Tommy you seem like a nice kid really, but you need to leave-â
âNonononnonononono. Look itâs fine, Iâve been living here for weeks now-â
âWEEKS?â You snarled a pink flush coming to your cheeks, you grabbed the boyâs arm and began to drag him up the ladders in Technoâs house. Hee was going to kill you like actually this time. You were about to throw open the door but it swung open in front of you. Techno was standing there completely bruised and bloody and you immediately dropped Tommy in favor of him.
âOh my god Techno what happened?â You breathed out a worried breath he was about to respond before he noticed Tommy. He grabbed you by the arm and pushed you behind him guarding you with his body.
âTommy.â He snarled as the boy once again shrieked and booked it back down the ladder Techno turned towards you, âStay here.â Technoblade commanded you softly the look in his eyes could only be described as desperate. âDonât leave. Please.â
âI wonâtâŠâ You murmured watching him disappear after the British boy, you hoped he was going to explain everything to you after he dealt with the raccoon. You could hear them shouting from down below you, you couldnât push it off any longer you needed to get answers from him.
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Part II maybe? Lmk if thereâs an interest! Cause I love this man with my whole heart! Thanks so much for reading đ„șâš
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