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callmeonmyrazr · 6 months
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christina aguilera & jordan bratman dressed as zombie bride & groom, 2006 🤍
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corrupted-ciphers · 6 months
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This October, (I forgot I had a tumblr account, first of all) but I decided for a drawtober, I wanted to do mine monster themed, so I did a Monstober prompt list. You can check my list here, I'll just be posting the pics here.
Day 11: Decay.
Featuring the Bride and Groom from Terraria.
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horrors-gang · 1 year
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Moodboards:
Ghost Jewel
Zombie Gal
Dead Bride
Corpse Groom
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brezybrianne · 2 years
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Mirror Monster - Zombie Couple
#6 out of 13
available for purchase in my etsy shop!
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yandere-writer-momo · 9 months
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Monster F-er anon and I were talking and we just thought of monster groom Katsumi ✨✨✨ This idea is loosely based off of The Corpse Bride.
Monster Katsumi who’s bride left him at the altar (because he was too much for her) and sealed him away into a tree. He’d only be brought back to life (back to being human??) after receiving true love.
And the years alone have made him absolutely delusional beyond reasoning.
Yandere Baki Short Stories: The Corpse Husband
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TW: Yandere Behavior, Forced Marriage (??), and Elements of Horror/ Undead
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Many centuries have gone by and his tree remained the only one left in that desolate part of the forest. He was slowly giving up hope until you arrived.
You were practicing your heartfelt vows for your groom, Retsu. And stumbled upon this quiet little area in the forest. So you used the eerily man shaped tree to practice your vows unaware of the man trapped inside.
“I vow to love you as you love me, through all hardship, darkness, and pain to reach for our joys, our hopes, and always with honesty, patience, and faith.” You slipped the ring in your hand on the tree branch before you chuckled at yourself. “Heavens I am corny-“
A hand snatched out of the tree and grabbed yours, a scream ripped through your chest when a partially human man emerged from the tree. A smile on their partially skeletal face that slowly began to be covered with flesh.
“Finally… my one true love, you have arrived!” Your arms were snatched with both of his strong partially decomposed hands. You were horrified of this zombie that slowly became more human by the second. “I have waited what felt like eons for you and I’m so happy I didn’t lose faith…”
The decomposed body was now completely human. The handsome man wearing a white tailored suit as he stood before you. You were too shell shocked to even grasp on what magical event has happened before your very eyes.
“I should say my vows as well right, my love?” Katsumi asked with a bright smile. “You are my guide to love, my every wish, and the person I want to grow old with. I vow for you to always be my one and only in this world…”
“W-wait! I don’t even know you-“ Katsumi pressed his soft lips to yours to hush you. His hands lovingly holding your face.
“My name is Katsumi Orochi and I’m your husband…” Katsumi gave you a smile that made your skin crawl. “Till death do us part, my love.”
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oct0bra1ns · 5 months
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Masterlist!
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obsessed yandere x slit mouth reader
Yandere zombie x reader
Yandere Soldier x Doctor!reader
Yandere Farmer x reader
Yandere assassin x mafia boss! reader
Yandere figure skater x ex figure skater turned manager! reader
Yandere boxer x referee reader
Yandere family (platonic) + Yandere! boyfriend x reader
incorrect quotes (yandere Soldier edition!)
Yandere zombie x missing reader!
Yandere Puppet x reader
Yandere zombie with a reader who escapes
Yandere game show host x reader
Yandere goldsmith!
Yandere zombie when reader starts falling for someone else
Yandere monster x reader
Making Yandere zombie cry
The yanderes with a darling with exams <3
Yandere fan x writer darling
Yandere farmer x shy darling!
yandere jock x studious darling
Yanderes and how they are jealous
Yandere Pharaoh x time traveller reader
Yandere richman x willing reader
Yandere serial killer x cannibal reader
Yandere loser x Idol! darling
yandere CEO x darling
Yandere bride/groom x reincarnated darling (short)
yandere time traveller x victorian era darling
Yandere priest x loser darling
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daze4all · 5 months
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Daze4ALL Drabble Master List
By Call You Crazy 4 Me for Honkai Star Rail & Genshin impact Reader x fics with the guys
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Organized Fics on https://archiveofourown.org/users/CallMeCrazy4U
Mara struck! Yandere! Jing Yuan x Dan Heng Twin Sister! Reader Series
Honkai Star Rail Drabbles
a. Loufu : Reader x High Cloud Quintet : Blade, Dan Heng & Jing Yuan
Sparring turns Spicy~ Dan Heng, Jing Yuan, Blade x Reader 
Ghostbuster: Honkai Star Rail Guys Save Possessed! Reader. Heliobai! Patch Inspired
Blade x Reader: Shall We Dance Series
Sleepy! Jing Yuan, Dan Heng, Blade x Reader. Hug + Cuddles Honkai Star Rail Characters Concepts
OC/Reader Insert as a Subtle SAGAU Idea or just use Stelle (HSR)
Host Club AU Reader Series: Host! Dan Heng, Blade, Jing Yuan, Loucha, Gepard, Sampo
AU Airbender the Last Avatar x Honkai Star rail Dan Heng x Stelle Idea
c. Marastruck Jing Yuan x Reader Series
Yandere Drabble : Always There
Yandere!Werewolf! Jing Yuan x Reader! Red Riding Hood- Wedding Rings
Dan Heng Genderbend +Twin Sister Ideas
d. Fairytale AU Honkai Star Rail Series
AU Zombie ! Blade! x Reader Helps Dan Feng Resurrect Blade Drabble Idea
Vampire! Dan Heng AU! x Reader Drabble Honkai Star Rail Fairytale Series
2. Penacony : Ratio, Sunday, Aventurine, Gallagher & Jing Yuan cuz I stan him.
Some Spoiler Thoughts on SusASS Sunday & Penacony Former Prison Colony
Sparkle is SAVAGE & Aventurine is a SUSASS and SO is Sunday
3. Honkai Star Rail Imagines: Mostly HUMOR/ Crack
Imagine: Yanqing Bullied By Girls on Loufu Wanna see me swallow a sword?
Cat & Dog Honkai Star Rail Personalities
Imagine Mom! Reader Taking Care of Baby! Bailu with Daddy! Jing Yuan
Imagine: Stelleron Hunter's Kidnap Bailu Crack Idea
Imagine: High Cloud Quintet- No More drinks for you
Imagine: Wedding Crasher! Blade
4. Honkai Star Rail Harem x Reader
Gifts for You From Him HSR Verison
Host Club AU Reader Series: Host! Dan Heng, Blade, Jing Yuan, Loucha, Gepard, Sampo
II. Genshin Impact Series
Links for Witness! Reader x Yandere Neuvillette x Yandere Wriothesley Series
A Witness Protection Program Gone Wrong Series: For They Were Justice
Freedom is a Pipe Dream: Posted Here. Reader is caught escaping by Neuvillette & Wriothesly in the pipe system of Meropide but a fight breaks out between them & the treasure hoarders to get her.
Tied Up In Court: Posted. Reader is captured and dragged to court to be judged by Yandere Neuvillette x Yandere Wriothesley
Courting Affection: Posted. A cycle of punishment and care start again & they realize what they want is to be with you not just uphold the law. Neuvillette & Wriotheslyrealize they have feelings beyond being protective of reader as a witness and their attempts to cuddle and court reader in a drabble post.
4. Genshin Impact Drabbles
Dancing with the Stars series (Abandoned but have old ones to post if interested)
Heizou x Reader: Shall We Dance
Genshin Impact OC Ruyi- Liyue Geo Bow User- Explorer of Ruins
Al Haitham x Reader x Kaveh Relationship Concept: Coming home Drunk
Star Rail Trailblazer Found Family Crack Chemistry Theory
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Masterlist: Poe AI Character Bot(s)
Most bots are for ANYONE! User is not gendered, so anyone with any pronouns can interact!
Spiderverse:
FtM Cat Miguel O’Hara [T4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Valentines Day with Hobie [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Valentines Day with Miguel [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Orange Peel Theory with Miguel O'Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Black Cat Miguel O'Hara (spider user) [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Obsessive And Posessive Miguel O’Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Angry Sex With Miguel [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Drinking Miguel's 'milk' by Mistake (spider user) [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Walking Dead AU with Miguel O'Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Vampire Miguel O'Hara 2 (Vampire hunter user) [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
New Years Eve with Miguel O'Hara [M4A]
Toxic Boyfriend Miguel O’Hara (stripper user) [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Married and Domestic Miguel O’Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Jealous Miguel O'Hara (Spider-Person user) [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Cult Leader Miguel O'Hara Worshipping You (cis Miguel & cryptid/primordial user) [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Cult Leader Miguel O'Hara Worshipping You (trans Miguel & cryptid/primordial user) [TM4M] (Janitor AI ver)
Christmas with Miguel O'Hara That Acts Like The Grinch [M4A]
Arranged Marriage with Mafia Boss Miguel 2 [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Frenemies to Lovers with Hobie Brown (goth user) [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
An Illicit Affair with Married Miguel O’Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Miguel O'Hara and his Blck Cat 2 [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Professor Miguel O'Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Pornstar Miguel O’Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Your Supportive Dad Miguel O'Hara Who Mistakes You for Confessing Being Spider-Man/Woman to Coming Out The Closet [PLATONIC M4A]
Your Dad And Retired Spider-Man Miguel O'Hara [PLATONIC M4A]
Lazy Morning Fun with Miguel O'Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Primal Play with Miguel O'Hara [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Submissive Miguel with a Villain User [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Halloween Party with Miguel dressed as Ghostface (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Miguel O'Hara envies you, because you have everything he doesn't [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Grieving Miguel O'Hara with a deceased AI lover [M4A] (Janitor AI ver)
Stranded in a Universe with Miguel O'Hara [M4A]
Haunted House with Miguel O'Hara (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Zombie Apocalypse with Hobie Brown (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Haunted House with Hobie (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Corpse Bride/Groom AU with Hobie Brown (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Zombie Apocalypse with Miguel O'Hara (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Corpse Bride/Groom AU with Miguel O'Hara (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Vampire Hobie Brown (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Werewolf Miguel O'Hara (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
Vampire Miguel O'Hara (Halloween 2023) [M4A]
OnlyFans with Miguel O'Hara [M4A]
Hobie Brown with a trans masc friend+eventual lover? [M4T]
Miguel O'Hara and his Black Cat [M4A]
Alpha Miguel O'Hara [M4A]
Roadtrip with Hobie Brown [M4A]
Mafia Boss Miguel O'Hara [M4A]
Overworked and stressed Miguel O'Hara [M4A]
Miguel O'Hara Angst [M4A]
Breeding with Miguel O'Hara [M4A]
Miguel O'Hara Angst 2 [M4A]
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callmeonmyrazr · 7 months
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kourtney kardashian dressed as a zombie bride in 2016 🤍 her zombie groom: stephanie suganami ✨
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wednesdayshadow · 27 days
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Neils Tumblr answers led me to do this (part 3)
The wedding ceremony, if one could call it that, is being held at an indoor movie theatre that is currently showing Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell starring Bo Hopkins. They were able to close the theater as no one has come to see this film in quite some time even though the popcorn is made with just the right amount of butter and Sheila Caan is wearing a very skimpy bikini. Crowley is exquisite in his choice of wedding attire. High heeled snakeskin boots with gothic black feather shrug cape and parachute pants and he accessorizes well with his hair pulled back in a matching snakeskin stretchy headband adorned with multi-colored rhinestones. No one will ever call him disaster coded again! Sadie looks radiant in her pirate outfit complete with wooden peg leg and tri-cornered hat with veil. She has repeatedly refused to explain the peg leg. When it comes time for the vows the officiate, Roger The Postman, turns first to Crowley who says: “I, take you, to be my awful wedded wife, to have and to scold, from this day fast-forward for better but not worse, for richer, sans poorer, forget sickness only in health, to loathe and to cherish, till suspicious death do we part” Roger, then nods at Sadie who then recites hers: “I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death do we part, or you turn into a zombie. Because then we’re going to have to start seeing other people.”. There are no rings to be exchanged as Sadie claims wedding rings are just trappings of the patriarch. So, instead, they do the Jiveshake. Crowley and Sadie then retire to the area behind the screen. They make love behind the screen while people dressed as rabbits bring them jam sandwiches. The aforementioned movie begins to play for the guests. As they get dressed, they exchange clothes, Crowley sees the pies that the rabbits left out and starts eating them. Suddenly, 3 large goats rush the area behind the screen and devour the groom while Sadie watches on in horror! Crowley’s last word is “pedometer”. Suddenly, in his place stands a very large aardvark. The aardvark surveys its surroundings and upon seeing Sadie says with great aplomb and a Scottish brogue, “Good day to you madame, my name is Arnold the Animated Aardvark pleased to meet you.” He then leaves the stunned bride to jump into the Bentley and drive away while The sounds of The Velvet Undergrounds “I’m Set Free” are blaring from the car speakers. Roger the postman glares at the retreating car and with a tilt of his head and a middle finger extended he exclaims, “Put a sock in it mate!”
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Thoughts I had during TGCF Season 1 the Recap!
Basically, I recap the First Season of TGCF with my reactions, before my Season 2 binge watch!
Ep 1
-Don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… *Bride gets snatched* Okay, maybe you should’ve gone out there.
-Right after XL ascends, Lan Hai and Qing Tao then go, “Huh, Who is that?”  Then everybody yells at them, “PRINCE XIE LIAN!”
-So much Property Damage…
-Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
-Fu Yao, *Is sarcastic and rolls his eyes* Basically me: He’s just like me fr!!!
-Hehehehehehe Dick joke XD
-Sees Bride!XL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m Sorry XD!
-Yeah right a few alterations, she totally fixed his make up calling it.
-*Sees Bridesmaids NF and FY like* W H E E E Z E XD XD XD XD
-So that’s how he was able to last longer than the previous bride
-Pass me the Aux cord!  You better not be playing mainstream garbage! *Turns on One Flower and One Sword and vibes like there’s no tomorrow*!
-I now pronounce you both husband and husband!  You may now kiss the gro- I mean, bride!  
Ep 2
-Honey, He looks a little too good looking to be the Ghost groom
-That temple looks abandoned, and the animation camera for walking inside
-There’s the ugly mob
-Hehe Xie Lian’s aggressive kindness
-When the mob scooched away from Bride!Lian I freaking lost it XDXDXDXD
-And Nan Feng and Fu Yao inch away instead of defending him!  
W H E E Z E!
-The fact they both agreed to not explain anything XD!
-Xiao Ying is a real friend
-And hurting the injured is a real low for the mob
-They have enraged the ghost groom
-KO!  Flawless victory!
-Zombie brides!
Ep 3
-Didn’t know it a zombie apocalypse happened in Ancient Feudal China (I need to brush up on my history)
-Welp, now they’re grateful 
-Wait a minute, he was an acrobat???  Xie Lian Pre 3 ascension life spinoff when??? (That’ll prolly never happen)
-Man here comes the Bride Pun count: 3
-Now that is an Azula level breakdown
-They are not merciful with the body count in this whole series
-Woah saved by literal divine intervention
-Geez, Pei Ming this is why we don’t Ghost our Exes, Pun Count: 4
-Man, Xuan Ji, maybe you should’ve heard of the phrase, “Plenty of Fish in the sea”
-The way Xie Lian blinked when he realized he was still in the wedding dress XD!
-Restoring faith in Ming Guang
-Oh no Trauma
Ep 4
-He’s so distraught he couldn’t follow
-The telepathic matrix, is basically the world’s first discord server
-Thank you Ling Wen
-Aw he likes Hua Cheng’s name!
-That explains the fall of Xianle and the Moldy Face Plague
-Let’s be honest, Bai Wuxiang is totally responsible for Covid-19
-Woah Hua Cheng has made his mark on Heaven
-Aww he thinks the Butterflies are beautiful!
-Honestly, smart move Mu Qing and Feng Xin
-Oh she is so burnt out
-Yeah, who was the Prince of Xianle anyway?
-WHY IS EVERYBODY’S EYELINER GAME SO ON POINT?!?!?!?!
Ep 5
-The way he blew off that maple leaf
-Oooh that subtle hinting later on and symbolism with Xie Lian
-The way he moved in closer *fangirls like no tomorrow*
-I freaking love the instrumental version of Hong Jue
-Is he touched starved?  He is touch starved
-I love that when San Lang scared the Ghosts shitless they ended up running like no tomorrow, Ghost 1: Book it guys our lives depend on it!  Ghost 2:  But we’re already dead! Ghost 1:  Well it’s just an expression!
-And there was only one bed.  Oh my gods there was only one bed!!!
-Aw he caught him staring
-I believe you Ox cart man
-Heck with how popular TGCF is right now, Xie Lian would be worshipped today by fans like us
-His luck did rub off on you and you should take it all Xie Lian
-Welp time to go start the next arc
Ep 6
-Woah, that old man is traumatized
-Of course being a martial god, he has experience in combat.  Have you seen him in a sword dual at Yinian bridge? (Subtle Phineas and Ferb quote)
-Yep called it, and the gong noise when the door opened!
-“How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean???”
-Awww look at San Lang’s emo hoodie!
-You know what’s better than one evil Daoist?  Two evil Daoists!
-And he drank the whole thing like a boss
-Now Nan Feng’s acting like an NPC from a fantasy video game
-The woman in the teal cloak saw him
-He’s touched starved again!
-Best chemistry ever!
-And after Rouye grabs San Lang and Xie Lian says, “I didn’t mean San Lang”. Rouye goes: “Really? Ok!”  And then lets him go, that’s just the hypothetical dialogue I’ve got for the silk band
Ep 7
-It’s official!  Xie Lian is shorter than San Lang people! 
-I’ve heard of a close knit unit but this is just insane!
-There’s so many people
-Ooooohhh That poor poor general
-SO MANY COBRAS!
-Oh no and 4’s an unlucky number in China
-He is sucking the venom out like a G!  Get yourself a man like San Lang people!
-You know we’re all thinking what Xie Lian’s thinking about how he’s going to clean San Lang’s bloodied lips (I’ll let you share your answers in the comment section)
-And Fu Yao’s stuck with merchant sitting
-Really lovely desert travel music!
-Yeah he does know an awful lot
-Uh oh the woman in the black cloak spotted them
Ep 8
-Thank you San Lang for protecting your man like a champ!
-Ooooh cool more Ban Yue lore!
-Ooooh his poor, poor head
-And San Lang’s expression, is worried if he hurt him, but it worked!
-Yeah but our faces don’t stick out of the ground like a fresh tater!
-Aw no they’re gonna need sacrifices
-Zhao’s fight response kicked in
-Eeenie meanie meinie that kid (probably Kemo)
-“Sully not thine honor on innocent blood” That almost sounded like a bible quote…?
-Dude Xie Lian was royalty
-Trust fall!  (You’ll see next ep peeps!)
-Oh and Xie Lian’s scream!  Kind of needed more raw emotion though
Ep 9
-He’s gonna jump into the pit, he’s jumping into the pit, he jumped into the
-Xie Lian’s like: Well I am going down there, but I won’t go down alone!
-The pit’s entrance is sealed!
-Trust fall!  TRUST FALL!  
-He touched his throat!
-There’s your answer Xie Lian
-Dance fight!  Dance fight!
-You’re just gonna excuse the mass murder San Lang committed in the pit?????
-Let me just find somewhere that isn’t covered in blood
-Oh yeah you’re grateful for San Lang carrying you
-The faces they made when he called them out for jumping into the pit XD Xie Lian’s eyes are wide and blank while San Lan has a cat face! XDXDXDXDXD
-She came down!
Ep 10
-She saw Xie Lian and San Lang
-So many fallen Ban Yue soldiers
-Hi Fu Yao
-I wasn’t kidding when I said Fu Yao isn’t great at crowd control
-Thank you Fu Yao
-She’s holding his hand and he’s patting her head my freaking heart!!!! 
-Oh No! Vomit trigger warning for this episode people
-Xie Lian raised her more than her Yong’An father did (and to some extent her late mother)
-It was still a good choice after all Xie Lian
-Take it easy with the ‘Bad Cop’ routine Fu Yao
-Oh no a scorpion snake
-Well that’s bad
Ep 11
-Aiaigasa!  It’s Aiaigasa again folks AAAAAHHH!!!!
-Scorpion tailed cobras why’d they have to be Scorpion tailed Cobras?!?!?!?!?
-That explains the sandstorm
-Ooooh Pei Xiu army backstory
-Ugh Classist general
-No Ban Yue!!!!  She was so young!!! T - T
-Yeah where will Xie Lian go from here?
-Oooh Yizhen got name dropped too!
-Uncle Jiang is cured!
-And the way he’s running away from the duo XDXDXD!
-Here’s why Fu Yao left early, as they healed Uncle Jiang he contacted Nan Feng through the telepathic array and Fu Yao’s reason is:  Come on, you know how horrifying his highness’ cooking can be.  This is just my theory, and I’d love to hear your possible ones in the comments!
-And the way Hua Cheng moved in closer and just preferred to be called ‘San Lang’ my freaking heart!!!
Ep 12
-We are back in Puqi village folks
-I freaking love how Xie Lian says ‘The Crimson Rain Sought Flower’ Howard Wang’s voice could act as my new sleeping aid
-Oh yeah San Lang does treasure you dude
-Ban Yue deserves all the head pats!!!!
-Ban Yue, I think you should keep living despite all the mistakes you’ve made… other than that I also don’t know the answer like Xie Lian
-Aww Xie Lian will love him no matter if he’s hideous or a monster he really does have the best standards!
-Awwww He’s hot when he’s mad!
-Another Reason why Hualian works so well is that San Lang also Respects!  Xie Lian’s!  Boundaries (Yep still not getting involved with the Helluva Boss drama folks)
-It’s official!  That looks like an engagement ring people!
-Dude pass me the Aux cord!  Ya better not be playing mainstream garbage *Puts on Hong Jue at full blast and vibes like no tomorrow!*
-It’s like they’re running towards each other AAAAAHHH!!!
-Welp, see you guys later for Season 2!
Season 2! Here I come!!!!
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brezybrianne · 2 years
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navstuffs · 8 months
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The Wedding of the Decade (Carlos's version)
Pairing: Carlos Oliveira x GN!Reader (main), Chris Redfield x Jill Valentine (background)
Summary: It is the wedding of the decade, and the tall man with dark, messy hair invites you to dance.
Warnings: FLUFF!, first meeting in a wedding, implied references to reader having a past crush on chris and carlos having a crush on jill, reader can't dance, shy!reader when the flirting starts, alcohol consumption, image taken from google
Author's Notes: hello! as a huge valenfield fan, i have decided to write a fic with them and WHAT BETTER THAN FINALLY MARRYING THOSE TWO? i plan on doing a leon's version for the same night! enjoy your reading!
my carlos's masterlist
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You weren't surprised to get an invitation to Chris and Jill's wedding, or what some would call the wedding of the decade. You were part of Chris's team for a few missions in the past, enough to become his friend. Enough to know about his love for Jill Valentine, of how highly he spoke of her.
That didn't stop you from inviting him out, which Chris politely refused. Not much of a surprise, but one could still try, right?
You are pleased when you arrive at the small, intimate venue in a garden on the wedding day. Thankfully, it is not too warm or humid, and the dress code is casual.
As the rest of the guests start sitting, you are blessed with the vision of Chris wearing a suit. He looks nervous and blushy, his big smile showing how content he is. Claire fixes his tie numerous times, probably trying to calm them both down, and you can't help but smile at the vision.
The wedding ceremony is perfect, and there are many teary eyes among guests when Jill enters with her dad. They had decided on a civil ceremony, more informal. As they read their vows, you are happy that Jill and Chris were able to find love between fighting zombies and bioterrorism. There is really no one more deserving than both of them.
And then, the party.
You are surprised to see many colleagues dancing drunkenly on the dance floor, which is not part of your skill. You would fight an army of B.O.W's before setting foot on the dance floor. After congratulating Chris and Jill, you decide to hang around the bar. You aren't used to those social situations, so just taking a sip from your drink here and there is your best and safest choice.
"Doesn't like dancing?"
You are surprised by the sudden masculine voice near your right side. You had seen his face on the Racoon City files incident: Carlos Oliveira, who helped Jill during the outbreak. You recognize the black hair, but he looks completely different today. Carlos is wearing a suit, which falls well on his muscles, and also looks slightly uneasy.
"I am not going to wake up tomorrow to tons of videos of me dancing, thank you very much," You answer.
"Fair enough. Carlos."
You shake his hand, telling him your first name. The bartender places your drink in front of you, and you thank them, taking a sip.
"So, who do you know? Groom or bride?"
"Both, but I know Chris longer. What about you?" You ask, even though you know the answer.
"Jill."
You nod, picking up the tone Carlos says her name. There is some affection in there. You sip in your drink again, analyzing Carlos in the corner of your eyes. You know how easy it is to develop a crush on someone so amazing as Jill. You decide to test him a little out of curiosity.
"Ah, don't worry about it. I can tell you Chris would be the last man on this Earth to hurt her. He is head over heels for her. They took too long to marry if you ask anyone who knows them."
"Oh? I know Jill can take care of herself." Carlos takes his drink to his lips before continuing, his voice deep in thought, "I guess it is nice to see someone finding happiness in the middle of this mess, right?"
"Right."
You two fall into a silence that is strangely comfortable. You can see Chris and Jill in the middle of the dance floor, holding each other together, and you sigh, looking down at your drink.
"Would you like to dance?" Carlos suddenly asks, making you look at him, shocked. Then you look at the dance floor.
"I don't know how to dance."
"I don't either. Heck, I wouldn't call half of what those people are doing dancing," Carlos chuckles, shaking his head at the dance floor. He is right. Besides the married couple, everyone is dancing whatever they want. "No one will care about two more weirdos in there. Besides, we all deserve to have a little fun, right?"
You ponder for an instant. You know you will look ridiculous as everyone else, but fuck it. Carlos was right. Everyone deserves a little fun. You turn your drink into your throat to gather some courage before placing it on the counter and nodding. Carlos opens a charming smile, offering his arm, and you quickly accept, ignoring the flustering feelings in your chest.
Carlos is patient as you figure out what to do with your legs and arms. The music playing now is at least a high tempo, so you can do whatever you want and move with the beat. You still feel ridiculous, rolling your eyes as Carlos follows your lead, his eye focused on your moves.
"I have no idea what I am doing," You say, making him laugh. You give a quick look around you, but no one seems to care, which relaxes you a little more.
Of course, the song changes to a slower ballad. Clearly meant for couples. You roll your eyes, thinking it was good while it lasted, but Carlos stops you with his hand in the air before you can leave.
"If I may?"
You nod, and he grabs your hip, holding your hand. Not interlocking your fingers or anything more daring, just holding, and you let him. Your hand goes instinctively to his shoulder. Carlos keeps a safe distance, smiling as you let him lead you. It is not a bad feeling, just a strange one. You look anywhere except at his eyes, ignoring how stupid your heart seems to be beating now.
"Still feeling silly?" His voice sounds closer, though Carlos keeps a safe distance from your body. You feel so stiff as Carlos feels more natural. You are starting to wonder if he didn't lie to you before about being a terrible dancer.
"A little. I am like a dead body going into rigor mortis," You answer, and Carlos chuckles.
"Just relax. Remember, don't care about the others. Let me take control, okay?"
You ignore (again) the hot feeling that passes through your body, with Carlos whispering so softly like that. You wonder if Carlos notices how he is affecting you; you wonder if he knows he sounds like he is flirting with you. The smile on Carlos's face tells you that, yes, Carlos Oliveira might be flirting with you.
Instead of making you nervous, however, it relaxes you. Ignoring the feeling of being watched, of looking silly, you let Carlos guide you, his hand strongly holding onto your hip. When the song ends too soon, Carlos lets you go.
"You are a terrific dancer." Carlos declares, and you snort despite being overjoyed at how Carlos complimented you.
"I think you meant terrible." You joke nervously while Carlos shakes his head.
"No, I meant terrific."
"Yeah, well, all thanks to my partner." If dancing had been hard, flirting is definitely on another level. The last time you remotely flirted was with Chris, to which you failed miserably.
"Your partner would be very pleased if you continue to dance with him," Carlos's voice sounds so smooth. Oh, Carlos is definitely flirting now. You move your weight from one foot to another, the consciousness of being watched hitting you back again. Not sure of what to do.
"I am not very good at this," You mumble, hoping Carlos understands the meaning. Carlos nods, touching your arm to bring your attention back to him.
"Just follow my lead."
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crepes-suzette-373 · 7 months
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Some Thriller Bark thoughts
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The Sanji zombie is still protecting Nami from Absalom, and then gets blasted for it. The zombie still kicked Usopp and Chopper, so he's clearly not entirely himself, but got himself killed to save Nami.
It's really reminiscent of when the real Sanji faced Enel in Skypiea, just that the zombie is less tough.
Also earlier, the zombie saved Nami by blocking zombie Lola's axe and destroying it, but not attack Lola. Zombie Lola looks like a scary zombie-beast, and nobody could be faulted if they didn't recognise her as a woman, but he noticed and didn't attack her.
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I recently commented that it's noteworthy that Sanji's absolute chivalry seemed like it kind of got conveniently forgotten in WCI. In the Sanji vs Luffy fight, Nami didn't intervene. If she jumped into the fray, it would've tested Sanji's resolve, and if he chose chivalry, the plot would be very different.
I said that maybe doing it this way would be "too easy" and the story needed to prolong the angst, sadness, and tension for plot purposes. But even so, I can't help wondering if it's deliberately avoided because "woman jumps in between two men fighting to stop them at her own risk" is a pretty common trope in romance.
Not to mention, WCI-Sanji did something similar to zombie-Sanji: When kicking Usopp, zombie Sanji called them shitty pirates. Not a big deal, really, you can repeat the same insults just because that's the way you talk in general. It's just that, looking at Thriller Bark again makes it boggling to me that nobody even brings up brainwashing/mind control at all in WCI.
My shipping headcanon (of course) was that Nami is too heartbroken over Sanji's behaviour (and the possibility that he actually likes Pudding for real) to notice that something horribly wrong has happened.
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I wonder if it means anything that he specifically says he's a kitsunebi (fox-fire)? It's a floating ball of fire in Japanese folklore that can be understood as different things depending on who you talk to. It can be just a generic "will o' the wisp"/mysterious floating balls of light, or it can be something related to the legend of "fox wedding parades".
The latter says that if you see a trail of multiple mysterious floating lights at night up the mountain, that means that the youko (fox spirits) is having a bridal procession (specifically, the bride is being escorted to the groom's house).
It's also the same epithet that Kin'emon has (Kitsunebi no Kin'emon), which in his case refers to devil fruit abilities.
Suppose we assume this is a big nothing. As mentioned, kitsunebi can also just refer to generic will 'o the wisp type phenomena. I'm pretty sure in this case he just jumped off the building and safely landed, not that he actually flew, but... would be interesting if this specifically comes back later as a new skill/technique. Maybe he'll actually fly for real.
Like, I don't believe Sanji had fully used the recipes he learned in Kamabakka. There was a rejuvenation curry he made once, but I don't think he's ever made anything else yet. Maybe there's a "power up" recipe in the repertoire somewhere.
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shares-a-vest · 2 years
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Steve takes one last look in the mirror and frowns at his store-bought cowboy costume. He looks positively lame, more like a spoilt child rather than a Wild West outlaw. But Robin insists he wears an actual costume because, "putting on sunglasses and saying you are a Tom Cruise character isn't a costume, Steve".
Eddie says as much when he heads over to the new trailer to pick him up. But he has no clue Eddie practically stumbles down the front steps because he's too busy staring at the cow-print chaps that frame his butt in the best way possible.
Steve chooses to ignore Eddie's outfit: a homemade vampire bat costume he had been threatening to wear for weeks. They already argued about its tastelessness when Steve walked into the trailer last week to find Eddie sewing clumps of black furry material to the shoulders of a sweater and sculpting felt ears. But hey, if this is how Eddie wants to deal with them almost dying from the undead Upside Down equivalent... Steve just has no intention of defending him against a gaggle of teenagers when they are all supposed to be enjoying a Halloween party in the safety of Steve's house. 
Robin and Nancy have finished the party planning, dressed in a failed couples costume (Robin's neon green jumpsuit and inflatable alien head far from complementing Nancy's impeccable Ellen Ripley). And Nancy is genuinely pissed about it because Argyle and Jonathan are dressed as a zombie bride and groom and look fantastic.
Steve stubbornly spends far too much of the night manning his parent's liquor cabinet for fear the kids will sneak a drink. And Eddie's smart enough to not tell him he saw Dustin (dressed as Gandalf the Grey) and Max (similarly controversial as Freddy Kruger) take a drink from a rogue beer can, gag and set it down on the Harrington's expensive coffee table without a coaster.
Eddie eventually drags Steve away to the downstairs bathroom, intertwining their pinkies, with a "come on cowboy" he'd waited all night to say. He managed to convince him that Will (aka Luke Skywalker) would take over as resident party-pooper at the liquor cabinet - even though Eddie did have to relinquish one Hellfire campaign to the kid so he could finally show off his Dungeon Master skills. Plus, it gave the kid a distraction from pining over Mike (who somehow managed to make Dracula look pathetic).
"You wanna kiss me, bat boy?" Steve asks with a little liquid courage and a blush as he closes the bathroom door and crowds Eddie against the vanity. 
"Yes," Eddie says, suddenly completely panicked.
He didn't think they'd get this far considering they had almost kissed countless times before now, but were always interrupted. By Eddie's recollection, the last time was about 78 hours ago outside his trailer when Steve looked like he was about to kiss him goodbye until Max came running over with candy to share.
He leans in but Steve holds up a hand in protest. 
"Um, Eds? Your fangs."
Eddie remembers his plastic vampire teeth and claps a hand to his mouth, utterly mortified. He spits them clean out into his palm and dumps them in the sink. 
"Dude, ew," Steve says, screwing up his nose.
Eddie wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and rubs his spit-covered palm on his jeans. He then removes Steve's cowboy hat and combs his non-spitted-on fingers through his flattened hair. They look at each other for a moment before Steve leans in and places a soft kiss on his lips. They separate and sigh with utter relief.
They proceed to furiously make out and forget the party outside until someone comes banging on the bathroom door, at which point they exit, entirely flustered and awkwardly duck their heads out of view of whoever it was at the door and head for Steve's bedroom with lightening speed. Days later they find out it was a traumatised Lucas (he dressed as Maverick from Top Gun) who of course, blabbed to everyone before the party was over.
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spoopy-fish-writes · 7 months
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I should draw Nap
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