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djhanyuu · 5 months

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i have yeager brainrot *⁠.⁠✧

can't stop thinking about the brothers having a normal family with a (not really) wholesome life in a modern au! thingie so headcanons !

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★ I don't think Dina should be 💀 (too sad can't have that) Grisha divorced her cause it didn't work and later met Carla and they fell in love <3

★ I just want Carla to adopt Zeke and be the mom he deserves!!!

★ Grisha and Carla would often be bussy working so Tom Ksaver a really nice neighbor would offer to babysit Zeke, playing baseball with him and all that.

★Then Carla gets pregnant with Eren! just imagine the excitement in Zeke finding out he would have a brother, he would say something like "i'll teach him how to play baseball and I'll take care of him!!" baby 😭

★ I don't think Grisha would be the best of a father though (here comes the angst) ofc it wouldn't be THAT bad as it is in the canon but daddy issues give the yeager's character so I can't that away from them (at least i gave them a mom)

★ Since Eren was now born Grisha was the only one Working and having to bring more money to home so he was away a lot for the most part of his kids childhood and things started to get rocky as soon as Zeke was a teen

★ And maaaaybe it was because Grisha paid more attention to Eren in some ways since he was little.

★ I just imagine Grisha as one of those parents that are there but not emotionally involved with their kid, pays for stuff, although forgets about birthdays and special events (self indulgence moment) It's not that he doesn't love his kids but it feels like it sometimes.

★ Zeke's relationship with Carla wouldn't be bad but he would think that she loves more Eren since he's her biological son, although Carla would make everything what's on her hand to not make Zeke feel like that, she doesn't feel that way towards him either.

★ The brothers grew up close but as Zeke started to get older he distanced a little from his family, and poor baby (now a kid) Eren would knock on Zeke's door just wanting to play with his big bro while he's just in bed being an annoyed teenager tossing a ball towards the ceiling and then catching it with one hand.

★ He grew up playing baseball in a local team then dropped it as a teen.

★ He probably started smoking around this age too (16 or so) to fit more into the rebellious teenager persona.

★ However he wouldn't give that much of hard time, he would do great in school and would try to avoid conflict, inside of him he would just want to make his dad proud just to hear a "good job" from him, even a hug.

★ On the other side i think the real trouble would be Eren.

★ Coming back to Grisha not being the best dad, things would repeat and as Eren grew up he would get less involved with his kid.

★ But Eren wouldn't be like his brother at all, he would fight back, get into arguments with his family regularly, skip classes, fail them even, the overall rebellious teen thingy, i don't think it would be soooo bad, just his parents trying to explain that he is doing things wrong but him not listening and making a scene and complaining about them not letting him be free!!!.

★ Grisha and Carla would give up at some point letting Eren do his thing, that would usually be playing games ,spend time with with friends and smoke 🍃

★ Once in a while he would feel bad about his behavior mostly because of his mom, he knows his father being an asshole sometimes is not her fault, and he would go silently to apologize to her and be a mama's boy.

★ Carla would hug him and tell him that it's fine and that they love him nonetheless.

★ With his conscience clear he would roll one up because he is convinced that he deserves it (this man??)

★ Armin and Mikasa being his childhood friends would try to keep him with his feet on the earth when they feel he's getting too lost.

★ Armin and Zeke would get along really great and the younger would see him as a fraternal figure too.

★ I imagine the relationship between Eren and Zeke like a totally realistic and healthy brother brother relationship, they can't stand each other but are best mates and love each other (i don't really know i don't have siblings)

★ Eren coming home from School just to tell Zeke to play some videogame have an amazing time then not talk for a week.

★ I also think they would smoke 🍃 together sometimes. Eren would be smoking in his room with towel at the bottom of the door, then he almost throws the joint out the window as he hears a knock on the door (he is not allowed to smoke inside ofc) but just as he hears Zeke's "it's just me" he relaxes and let's him in.

★ Zeke would ask for some puffs or something and they would end up on Eren's bed looking at the ceiling and getting sensitive and philosophical talking about ife, the only time they would actually show affection towards each other.

★ If Zeke asks for some puffs once in a while, Eren asks him for cigarettes constantly, and just to mix the 🍃 with.

★ Zeke is definitely more caring towards Eren overall (big bro thingies i guess)

★ They will totally team up against their dad A LOT and have each other's back. Grisha would be scolding Eren for something and Zeke would nonchalantly get into the argument to defend Eren just to piss his dad, and Eren would just be like "look! It's not my fault even Zeke says so!!!" and then Carla would scold all of them and it would actually work.

★ As they became adults they both started to look much more like grisha, especially Eren.

★ At first sight they don't really look like each other, but it's just because Zeke's beard, if he shaved it would actually be much more obvious that they are related.

★ Eren likes to annoy Zeke saying that maybe he would be the pretty sibling if he shaves.

★ Zeke would start working as a bartender or something like that to try and help bringing money at home but probably would try to achieve something bigger like resuming baseball to be a coach or something like that.

★ And i picture Eren taking whatever job his brother previously left or ending up as a dealer (it's funny to me okay?)

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Sorry if this is kinda a mess! I'm not used to writing and putting my thoughts together like this and i feel like i can go on and on and on and forever about this so that's all <3

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scarlet-fantasies · 28 days

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Living/Moving in with Zeke Hcs

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You move in with Zeke. what it's like/dealing with him/chaos.

::𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬:: nsfw???

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𝐼𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛

𝐶𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 --> 𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

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🔑 He asked you to move in, honestly he was waiting for you to just say yes.

🔑 He was so excited when you finally considered it. Literally tackled you to the floor in pure joy.

🔑 “Now I can have a roomie!”

🔑 “Zeke, I’m your girlfriend.”

🔑 “Girlfriend and roomie.” He’d say teasingly.

🔑 Now you can expect pancakes from him as he likes making breakfast since he believes it’s the most important meal of the day.

🔑 And you can best believe he puts blueberries in it.

🔑 You two have a debate about waffles or pancakes and it just never ends.

🔑 “Waffles are better because they have a crisp edge, plus you can divide them evenly.” You’d point out.

🔑 “Pancakes are soft and crispy on ed ages and they don’t need to respect math bc why would anyone share anything so good?!”

🔑 “Zeke, you’re being really dramatic.”

🔑 Likes to cook actually so you could find him in apron when you get home sometimes. And he's incredibly focused when he is cooking, dare you interrupt.

🔑 He’s even a bit of a barista and prefers he does it because he doesn’t trust you.

🔑 During breakfast, he sits across from you and he sparks up the weirdest convos.

🔑 Like whether you're his best friend or girlfriend it doesn’t matter to him 😂. I’ll provide and example or two:

🔑 “Is there a reason why your underwear is always mismatching?”

🔑 “Zeke, what kind of a question is that?”

🔑 “It’s just a question, I’ve never known a girl who did that until living with you.”

🔑 “How do you even know that?!—wait, you went through my drawer! You perv!” You’d get up about to hit him on his shoulder. (Not that it was painful)

🔑 “I didn’t I was just doing your laundry.”

🔑 “Why?”

🔑 “Because you were sick and I asked and you said I could. Remember?”

🔑 “That was a month ago why are you bringing it up?!”

🔑 “Because I’m curious! Why do you have mismatched underwear?”

🔑 “I don’t know, I just do.”

🔑 “Hmm I wonder what that says about a person, it sounds like you're still a kid at heart Y/n. I mean to own a pink bra but flower underwear that’s blue it’s obvious.”

🔑 “Shut up! Stop talking about my underwear! I’m moving out.”

🔑 You always say you’re moving out and he gets so dramatic about it.

🔑 “But why do you want to leave? I take care of you?!😭🥹 and what am I going to do without my girl”

🔑 “Hm, maybe that’ll teach you to not look at my underwear drawer.”

🔑 “I’ll only look at it a few times a year, I promise.”

🔑 “A few times a year, Zeke this is not negotiable.”

🔑 Overall you don’t ever actually leave.

🔑 He always gives you puppy dog eyes when you try to leave and it kinda works. Although you always stay because you care, but sometimes you like to mess with him.

🔑 In the morning he sometimes wakes up early for a morning jog/run and so he leaves you sticky notes on the fridge that let you know where he is and that he loves you. He even puts other notes like where food is or anything important.

🔑 Sometimes he has you tag along to jog with him, so yes he hauls you out of bed even when you’re half asleep.

🔑 “Hey, keep up.” He’d say looking find you a little far away because you’re walking slow.

🔑 “I can’t I'm so tired. Why do we have to jog so early?”

🔑 “It’s 8:30, it’s not that early..”

🔑 “To me it is, it was my day off couldn’t I just sleep?”

🔑 “Yeah, but this is good for us.” He’d say jogging slower so that you could catch up.

🔑 “Good for us? I can’t even walk anymore. How can you still jog?”

🔑 “Stamina baby, something you lack in more ways than one.” He’d smirk.

🔑 “Shut up!”

🔑 At some point, he’d probably just give you a piggyback ride because you told him you were giving up.

🔑 I feel like he always sets up baths for you and he has so many bath bombs for you to chose from.

🔑 And probably has so many bath and body work lotions for you. Even for himself

🔑 And he puts candles and stuff there too.

🔑 Afterwords when you’re done showering he likes to massage your back and he’s pretty good at it.

🔑 Although you’re trying to not make any noise at the same time.

🔑 He likes to play board or card games with you.

🔑 And he gets so nerdy about games, especially the wizard ones lol.

🔑 He makes an arrangement for there to be a movie night every week. It mostly consists of mystery, horror and sci-fi, and a bit of philosophy.

🔑 Zeke likes making art so if you share the same interests you two sometimes make art on the weekends and enjoy doing that together.

🔑 When you come back from the store you challenge each other of who can carry more groceries. Or even when you come back from somewhere he races you to the house.

🔑 And you know damn well he’ll push you just to win.

🔑 He plays I Spy with you in the car.

🔑 “I spy with my little eyes something blue.” He’d say.

🔑 “The sky” you’d sarcastically answer.

🔑 “You are no fun.” He'd scoff, acting offended.

🔑 "Okay, my turn. I spy something green." You'd answer, bored out of your mind.

🔑 "Hmm, my eyes?" He'd ask.

🔑 "No, its the grass." You'd reply looking out the window.

🔑 "You're not supposed to tell me the answer"

🔑 "Sorry, you picked something easy so I thought I would pick something easy to." You'd shrug.

🔑 "Find I'll make it harder, I spy something red." He'd say with a mischvious grin.

🔑 "Why are you smiling like that?" You'd break out into a laugh, knowing he's up to something.

🔑 "Guess what it is."

🔑 "No, I don't--it better not be my bra." You'd say surprised

🔑 He'd look at you with a smirk before keeping his eyes on the road.

🔑 "Zeke!"

🔑 When you two are driving he will call shotgun and make you drive. He changes the song that you have on just to annoy you.

🔑 “Hey!” You’d look at him while he’s just laughing.

🔑 This causes you to change it back, kinda like in those movies when two people fight about a song.

🔑 Smokes outside the place bc you’d throw a fit at him for doing it elsewhere.

🔑 Likes to work on puzzles and crosswords for fun.

🔑 He even likes those brain teaser games.

🔑 In his spare time, you can find him doing that or he’s reading a book about useless knowledge.

🔑 I see that Zeke is able to paint really well so some of his works are up in your shared place.

🔑 Apart from this he is pretty fair and splits all work with you 50/50

🔑 Like he will do the laundry, he low key makes jokes saying that he enjoys it.

🔑 “I love doing your laundry.”

🔑 “No, you don’t.”

🔑 He’ll do anything he doesn’t mind.

🔑 Will drink with you to celebrate on occasion.

🔑 One thing he looks forward to when comes home from work is sitting down with you and watching a movie or having you listen to him go on about his theories while lying on your bed.

🔑 He likes doing skincare routines with you and talking about drama from work.

🔑 He'd even do things like read fortunes on cards. Or just read random facts and share them with you.

🔑 Or ask random questions.

🔑 He does this even when you both are going to bed.

🔑 You'll be resting trying to go to bed and he'll ask, "Can cows swim?" like that one meme, lol.

🔑 "Zeke, no of course not." You'd say, turning over on your side.

🔑 You'd end up looking it up with him 5 mins later tho.

🔑 likes to also do stretches before going to bed and will invite you to do it.

🔑 of course that can always lead in one of two ways. But for sure at one point his hands are going to be all over.

🔑 "You concentrate on your breathing." He'd point out.

🔑 "I would, if your hands would know their place." You'd laugh.

🔑 He tries to smoke after you two have had sex and you always catch him.

🔑 “Nah uh mister, outside.”

🔑 “I was trying to be the hot guy in those movies.” He’d defend making you roll your eyes and laugh.

🔑 “Uh huh, says that guy who tries to mimic poses of Renaissance paintings.”

🔑 “I’m flawless.”

🔑 You’d laugh, “Go outside, and come back when you're done.” You’d smile bringing him in for a kiss.

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chaotic-nick · 2 years

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A kiss?

Featuring: Erwin Smith, Miche Zacharias, Zeke Yeager annnnnd *drumroll* Nile Dok

Here's a quick headcanon post because yay! Week 1 of uni is done

Reblogs are very much appreciated ❤️

꒰₊˚ε (Erwin Smith) ₊˚੭

Erwins the type to kiss the side of your head anytime he walks by you and you're in the middle of doing something. Always wearing such a cheeky smile because he's so proud of what he did.

would be the type to go, 'You have something . . .' And then pecks your head or your cheek, 'all done.'

However, one time you did grab his collar just as he bent down and kissed him instead. He was confused after that before playing all cool and saying, 'guess I have to change tactics now, huh?'

꒰₊˚ε (Miche Zacharias) ₊˚੭

He's almost the same as Erwin, except Miche would make a big deal out of it. It'd be the only time he'd use the height difference to his advantage [he's 6"5 😭]

Like, he'd walk past you and then come back. 'Yes, miche?' You'd ask when he pressed his nose to the crown of your head.

'I keep forgetting' he says. Already knowing what he meant, you tilt your face up where he gives it a short kiss and scratches his beard on your face. Laughing to himself while you sigh.

Noticing that you either stood on your toes or used a stool to get something from the shelves when you two started living together, Miche begun putting things up high in the shelves as part of his might routine.

'Aww, my baby needs help?' Followed by crouching down, hands on his knees and his lips pouting. 'I charge for my services, love'

꒰₊˚ε (Zeke Yeager) ₊˚੭

Zeke would think he's all so cool and sit next to you. At this point he's sure you're the one obsessed with him, and you'll do anything (even dropping your dissertation) to ask him for a cuddle.

... anytime now.

Sat at the floor next to you he's toying with the ear of your sanrio plushie, not in the mood to use his mind to read whatever you were so focused on.

'Are you done?' He starts by laying his head next to the hand resting on the table.

'I'm trying to finish this so we can spend more time together,' You say without a thought.

Zeke? He's all red and decided to cover it up with a 'HAH! You are so in love with me, it's cute.' As he sits up straight.

'And you're on the floor of my living room because ...?' He takes your hand, bringing it to his lips. Then your wrist before he brings his hand up to hold his face. 'Kiss?'

A glimmer in his eyes when you finally read his mind, he says 'please, babe?' pointing his finger at his lips.

꒰₊˚ε (Nile Dok) ₊˚੭

At the start of the relationship, or when things were new and both of you were clueless with how things worked ... he was a workaholic.

'Just have to finish this,' he mumbles when you take a seat next to him with an expectant look on your face. It was supposed to be a night spent together and you came up to his office to call him down for take-out dinner. It was his favourite after all.

Instead, you only pierce your gaze longer, eyebrows beginning to furrow. Nile senses this of (course he would, he's able to sense when Smith was somewhere near him).

'Uhhh,' he finally looks at your for the first time. Leans in and places a quick kiss on your face. 'Give me more—'

'I wasn't asking you for a kiss,' you say holding his wrist. 'Let's eat?'

And now, years into your relationship, Nile’s the type to kiss you everytime you stare at him.

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rubywithecat · 2 years

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Aot characters when you accidentally swear "fu*k you"

sammary: You swear accidentally in front of them.

warning: slightly mature contents

characters: eren, armin, levi, reiner, zeke, porco, erwin

Eren

You were so tired after the mission and just wanted to relax. But then one of your teammate just came to tell you like there is another mission in urgent. You are so so exhausted and accidentally swore like "omg f*ck that!" And Eren who was next to you heard it and looking at you in his eyes wide open. You just awkwardly smile him back and felt so embarassed when he gave you back a small dirty smirk.

Armin

You were hurriedly eating during your short breaktime. Suddenly the bell rang and you had to go back but your food wasn't finished yet so you told yourself like 'I really hate it! F*ck you whoever rang the bell!" And then you realized Armin was sitting beside you, and he is now starring at you. You starred him back and asked him "What??" and he replied "Ahh-- nothing... nothing at all" but you could scene that he really wanna laugh. Your face turned red and you just ran away. "I will remember that (y/n)!" he yelled and you could hear from outside. You can't help but smile and blushed.

Levi

You were cleaning the windows because levi told you to and you couldn't deny him so you just have to put up with it. "F*ck you! I joined scout not the cleaning service or anything like that" you said as you knew no one would be in the room. "Who do you mean?" you heard a similar voice. Your heart sank. IT IS LEVI STANDING BEHIND YOU! You slowly turned around your head and gave him a grumpy smile as you said "Levi heichou???" And he just stand there still and looked at you like you almost felt that your soul left. "W-why are you here?" you asked as you just want to dig a hile and disappear right away. After a while he answered "That's none of your business brat" as he went to sit on sofa and you just continued to work but later when you looked at him again you caught him already looking at you. So you smiled at him and do the work back and again you saw levi still looking at you. You smiled back him again. Then he started to speak. "You know what-- Let's do as you say, cadet?" he said as he suspiciously smiled. "I just said f*ck--" you said as you realized "omg no!"

Reiner

You were carrying lots of books in your hand and struggling to balance it and Reiner bumped into you. "Oh my gosh! F*ck you dude!" you said as you didn't realized it was Reiner. You bent down to collected them and he helped you out. You looked up him and you were so embarassed. "Reiner?" you gasped. He slightly smirked at you and told you "I didn't know you would swear" You were so embarassed. "I- I didn't mean to" you replied as you quickly got up. He pinned you to the wall. "Do as you say then" he whispered as he touched your skin playfully. You are so blushing and then the rest is as you could imagine. ;))

Zeke

Someone threw you with a baseball from behind. You thought it was your friend so you swore her "F*ck you! Don't do that!" without looking back. "But I will always get revange" you giggled and threw the ball back to that person. And you were so amazed as it was Zeke when you turned back! "What are you doing here, Yeager-sama??" you asked him in shock. He just smirked at you and came closer to you. "You know what happened if you insult an honored marleyan?" he said as he garbbed your waist. "But you are lucky that I like you. Among all the warrior candidate, you just caught my attention and I want you" he mumbled as he kissed your neck. You just lost all your words and couldn't believe what just happened.

Porco

You were not in a good mood after the failed mission. You are so mad at yourself and then Porco knocked at your door. "Not now Porco! I'm not in the good mood!" you shouted at him but still he brusted in. "Oh my god! Didn't I tell you not to mess with me this time?! Leave me alone! F*ck you! F*ck everyone!" you yelled and suddenly you couldn't help but you found yourself crying. Tears flows from your eyes helplessley. Surprisingly Porco hugged you. "I never thought you would swear like that" he giggled. "But it is the best to let all your feeling out. I'm always here for you" You were so surprised that he could suddenly be so warm. You just felt safe with him. You cried on his shoulder until you felt better.

Erwin

Hange told you to deliver some papers to Erwin's office. You went in and he seemed so busy so you just decided to put it on the other table not distrubing him and then when you stepped forward you almost slipped because of the water spilled there. "Oh f*ck it!" you whispered. Erwin glanced at you from other side. "What did you just say?" he asked. You laughed awkwardly. "I didn't say anything. Did I?" He smiled in not innocent way. "I heard you swear. I don't think it is appropriate to swear in front of your upper, does it?" he said. You looked at him and shook your head. "Good" he stood up. "What should I do to you about that?" he asked as he came closer to you.

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(Hi! This had been in my draft for a long time and also I have a lot of unfinished work because I was doubting myself whether I should post or not :'' Anyway Thanks you all for reading and supporting! <3)

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koulakoukoula2003 · 2 years

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hiii its ok if ur uncomfortable writing this, i completely understand, but could i get some headcanons for zeke comforting his s/o on their period?

OMGGGG MY FIRST ZEKE ASK AAAAHHH TYSM ANON 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

⚾ You're such a whiny brat when you're on your period. The problem is, that you're also very fucking cute when you're whiny.

⚾ I think he's gonna spoil you. He'll get you anything you need. You want chocolates? Sweets? Sudden weird cravings that he's gonna have to drive miles away to find? Yeah he doesn't mind, he'll get you anything you need CUZ YOU'RE ZEKE YEAGER'S GF and Zeke Yeager's gf should be treated like fucking royalty.

⚾ It's not really about you. It's mostly about his ego. Zeke Yeager's gf SHOULD be spoiled and treated like a princess. She should have EVERYTHING she wants whether that's expensive dresses or jewellery or cars and houses and idek what else.

⚾ And that AMPLIFIES when you're on your period. Honestly he has no idea how painful or tormenting a period can be, but he's THERE for you.

⚾ He'll cuddle you, and rub your belly when it gets too painful. He'll get you warm pads or water or chocolates — basically anything you need.

⚾ He's gonna let you rest a lot.

⚾ He absolutely loves how clingy you are.

⚾ He comes home from a long day at work and you're already on top of him AND HE LOVES IT.

⚾ He is a man who's been deprived of love ever since he was a little boy, so imagine how much he loves it when you're giving him all that love and affection just cuz you NEED him.

⚾ You need his arms around you. You need kisses on your lips, your face, your neck.

⚾ You need to whisper you love him in his ear, and the way you blush when you give him those sudden outbursts of affection has him completely whipped for you LMFAO

⚾ Zeke is not a man who easily bends to a woman's will, but he knows he loves you when he starts doing EVERYTHING you want.

⚾ You don't even have to ask, he just KNOWS u need cuddles, or food, or sweets, or attention, or whatever else.

⚾ He KNOWS you. He has learned you well. He's paid too much attention all the previous times (let's pretend you guys have been together for many many months now) and he's perfected his treatment to you when that time of the month comes.

⚾ PLUS I think he's got his own calendar where he keeps track of your period and he knows the schedule probably better than you do LMAO

⚾ Some random day he walks to you like "any back pains yet?" And you're like "huh?" And he's like "you're supposed to get your period tomorrow" and you're like WHAT

⚾ But hey lemme remind you that all of this applies to modern AU Zeke.

If we go into canon, I'll never finish this post LMFAO

Canon Zeke just... Isn't there LMFAO

Jk I wanna believe that Zeke, no matter the universe is a sweetheart to the people he loves.

Honestly, if canon Zeke had someone who loved him, he wouldn't go through the Euthanisation Plan in the first place.

OOHHH WHAT ABOUT PERIOD SEX????

Ok from this point forth, MINORS DNI OR IMMA WHOOP YOU

⚾ Ahem, Zeke is a nasty, sadistic little mf so he doesn't mind the mess and he'll def go down on you even if you're having your period.

⚾ Especially when he finds out that orgasms help with cramps.

⚾ And he just loves how sensitive you are when on your period

⚾ This sadistic mf will pull so many orgasms out of you, sitting there for hours. He's forcing your legs parted with his rough hands while he's sucking on your clit. Two fingers are pushed inside of you knuckle deep and he's nudging repeatedly against that spot that's making you see stars

⚾ And he just loves how your knees buckle weakly when you try to stand up after he's done with you.

"aw, sweetheart, did daddy go too hard on you?"

And you're cursing him beneath your breath and blushing hard but he picks you up in his arms before you know it and you yelp out at the sudden movement. You wrap your arms around his shoulders and he's looking down at you as if you're the most precious little thing.

He presses a kiss on your forehead and takes you to the bathroom. "I'll prepare us a bath,"

You're his precious, dumb little baby and of course he's gonna take care of you 🥺

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keischreiber · 3 months

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Thinking about Zeke in a modern AU being the CEO of a massive pharma that's centered around contraceptives and birth control. He didn't even start it himself, but he inherited it from a certain Dr. Tom Ksaver who acted more like a father to him than his shitty old man ever did.

#◆ musings.#zeke yeager #zeke #tom ksaver #attack on titan au #aot au #aot #zeke headcanons #grisha slander still exists here

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cherrieflavouredheadcanons · 2 years

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Hey! i'm sorry if I am too specific but can you write Zeke Yeager with a sarcastic s\o who likes to joke around?

I did not go into too much detail on the sarcasm and such and more just what Zeke is like in a relationship with someone like that. Hope it is okay and you like it!

Zeke with a sarcastic Partner that jokes around

I feel like Zeke is the type of person that would love a sarcastic partner.

Being Marley's warrior captain means he has to be serious most of the time, especially when Marley military is around since one wrong word could end up being a grave mistake.

But when it is just the two of you and maybe a few of the other warriors he lets loose.

You think you are super sarcastic? Yeah no Zeke can and will be worse than you.

He is basically a little shit and while you love him, god can he sometimes get on your nerves.

But seeing the glint in his eyes whenever he jokes around with you is fully worth it.

Joking with you is probably his favourite pastime, and it's when he feels truly at home and safe.

It makes him seem so much younger whenever the two of you are laughing together, and you wouldn’t trade these moments for anything in the world.

In those moments you can sometimes see the kid that Zeke was never allowed to be shining through.

Though as mentioned before sometimes he can get a bit annoying.

In those moments it's best to shut him up with a kiss to his lips, he doesn’t mind it, and in fact he loves it very much.

It's the main reason why he is so annoying with you.

#attack on titan #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan x you #attack on titan headcanons #shingeki no kyoujin x reader #snk x reader #aot x reader #aot headcanons #zeke yeager #zeke yeager x reader #zeke x reader #zeke yeager headcanons #zeke jaeger #zeke headcanons #aot zeke #zeke yeager x you

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vainilla-milk · 2 years

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Flufftober Day 1 - Blind date

pairing: Zeke Jeager x Fem! Reader

tags: modern au, app dating, drabble

wordcount: 460

You didn't really expect a happy ending when you met your date, you were a bit prejudiced about appearance, you certainly didn't know your potential prince physically since he was reserved about posting pictures of himself on a dating app.

However you agreed to meet him because he inevitably had his charm and talking to him was interesting.

"You're Zeke, right?" you ask a tall blond man with a shiny beard. He looks at you and smiles kindly.

"Yes, it's me" he replies straightening his posture, then asks for your name and tells you that he is pleased to meet you in person.

For a moment he gave you a certain air of distrust, he seemed like one of those men who strut around trying to be intellectual. With your open mind, you tried to avoid having a predisposed attitude.

The truth is that Zeke was pleasantly surprising you as you went on your date, he was kind, friendly and gentlemanly, the same person you talked to on the online application. You fit in quite well with his dry sense of humor, you practically choked when he made jokes while keeping his face totally expressionless.

Zeke also had a wide arsenal of topics where you could spend hours and hours listening to him and contributing to the conversation. However, the day is getting short and the coffee shop was about to close.

You felt bad for judging him at first glance, when he wasn't looking at you, you were analyzing him and appreciating how attractive he really is.

"Shall we walk a bit?" he asks you as he opens the door for you, you smile at him and accept the invitation. A little walk in the dusk does you good.

Zeke pulls out a pack of cigars and offers you one, you accept and let him light the cigar as you start to draw from it. You savor the tobacco, you don't really smoke that much but compared to your cigars, this one really tasted good.

You both walk quietly as you finish your cigarettes, talking about banalities and joking from time to time. God, for how negative you had been at first, you ended up loving the encounter. Zeke dropped you off at your house not too late, as he proved since he saw you in the morning, he always maintained his kindness and gentlemanliness.

You say goodbye discouraged because your date is finally over, but you had exchanged your number with his, so you could get back in touch by a more personal means to invite him again. However when you checked your cell phone from your bed, you watched as Zeke beat you to it.

"Is it okay to see each other again during the next week?"

#zeke jeager #aot zeke #zeke headcanons #zeke x reader #aot imagines #aot fanfiction #flufftober2022

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poursomesunaonme · 2 years

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Hello, May I req some mean Zeke headcannons? 💀

pls ignore the fact that this is wildly late to the party HAHHAHAIHATEMYSELFHAHAHSHHSHS

cw: zeke being a douche (the usual), sadomas (biting, spanking, etc), marking, dacryphilia

this mf !!!

we all know he’s a douche but he’s also one of those people who get meaner the more they like you (grisha im looking at u for this trauma response)

he’s definitely one to poke fun at you. literally anything he can get his hands on. EXCEPT those things that you’re insecure about (hes a dick but not that much of one yk)

i def think this fucker is a sadist. 1848283%

will def push any limits you have bc fuck he really just loves the sight if you squirming and crying under his palm

handprints on your ass ? cant get enough of em

bitemarks on your neck ? shoulders ? hickeys galore ??? of fucking course. anything to have you fuming at him despite the arousal between your legs <3

#💐beanie’s asks #dassmyname #zeke yeager #zeke jaeger #zeke x reader #zeke x you #zeke headcanons #🪐beanie writes!

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chrollohearttags · 1 year

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nah i please i have it in my head that zeke is such a narcissist, sarcastic, smug bitch but because he knows he fine and because he knows his piping work is immaculate he always acting out. people think he aint as bad as eren but they’re different ends of the spectrum bad!! erens a toxic mf but zekes a manipulative one 🥴🥴🥴🥴

yesssss!! val, see you get it bae!! That man ain’t a bit of fucking good but that dick? yeah, top tier. He comes off as docile, laid back and even a little nerdy at first but that’s only to lure you in. Get you with that charm..the type to take you on dates that his ass knows he can’t afford, tells you he’s into this and that business venture to make you believe he’s got it going on. When in reality, that bum is living in Grisha’s basement because he’s a habitual liar and scammer! But you won’t know anything about that..not when he gets you back to your place and starts drilling your shit like a jackhammer to concrete. Putting your legs on his shoulders, folding them up into a mating press when you start to move but can’t hold them in place; constantly telling you how pretty you look, saying you’re taking him so well.. “it’s like you’re made for me..” not to mention the bastard holding your hands and talking you through it! also be letting you wet his beard up as he seats you on top of his face. Making you climax like five times in one night. He is everything you could’ve ever imagined. Too bad the fantasy comes crashing down when you see Zeke for who he truly is. A scumbag that tells you whatever you want to hear, meanwhile he’s telling ten other women the same thing! Gets evasive when you ask him about making things official or going over to his place. “It’s not a good time for me right now. We’re both professionals at the height of our careers, you understand how it is.” And you will, as long as he keeps fucking you as good as he does and saying he loves you. Knowing he doesn’t mean a word of it!

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scarlet-fantasies · 5 months

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🐶𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘵/𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦? (both bros)

Hi anon!

Sorry I’ve been so inactive but here it is. 😊

-Scarlet

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𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡

𝐼𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛

𝐶𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 --> 𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

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::Eren::

I think it’s safe to say that he already has a dog of his own.

However if he wants to get a pet with you it could possibly be another dog, but probably a small one that’s fluffy.

Or he might get a pet bird, like a little finch since they are not too much work and plus he thought they were cute at the store.

You two don’t plan on getting a pet.

It’s really that he buys you one as a gift and so it’s really yours but also becomes his.

If he got you a cute little dog that looks like Teddy bear he was probably replaced and he got jealous.

But not too jealous lol. Just a little bummed out. “I think she likes the dog more than me.”

If the dog is a girl and it’s yappy and small he’ll say it reminds him of you.

::Zeke::

He’s that guy that has many reptiles.

It’s concerning.

Like there’s no way he doesn’t have an iguana, snake/lizard, as well as a frog and a turtle.

If you’re too freaked out by it the pets he might give them away.

All though it you two are cool with it he will probably get a chameleon.

Although if you're not good with pets that are reptiles, he would probably get a cat with you.

He might even like getting a parrot.

He pretty much would find any pet cool to have.

Knowing Zeke, he’d go as far as adopting a monkey.

Overall any pet you’d get would definitely be out of the ordinary.

@bi-effing-simp @lucifugovs @xxghoulishspritexx @sp00ksic0la @keithandlevi-ontheroof @songbirdgardensworld @bubs-world

#anime #attack on titan #snk #eren yeager #aot #attack on titan headcanons #aot eren #eren jaeger #eren headcanons #zeke aot #zeke jaeger #zeke yeager #zeke headcanons #aot fluff #attack on titan zeke #snk zeke

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chaotic-nick · 2 years

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The blondes + things that y/n would do that annoys them

Featuring: Erwin Smith, Miche Zacharias, Zeke Yeager

Alternate title: Studying with them and annoying them

Note: Trying something new with my headcanon format, reader is based on things I would do to annoy my friends.

Another note: Reading this again it gives off ‘More than friends, less than lovers ’ energy

He like the atmosphere better when he was in your room than the library the two of you spent your breaks in. And to mention the pencil holder of highlighters and the amount of pens that was stored in a used Ferrero Rocher box, with you, he felt like he could finish anything on time.

But of course college found ways to inflict permanent damage, his eyes were as heavy as yours. Almost a shade darker. And his hair tousled, never bothering to comb it as ‘It takes time’ he explained. His shirt became wrinkled after falling asleep in the many positions. You were the same, sleep deprived and munching on the energy bars.

A blanket draped on your shoulders and your laptop shut, he continued working in silence.

Erwin Smith: Doesn’t like it when you stare at him

Noticing that you stopped and stared at the books lined on shelf, Erwin only spared you a glance, he was determined that he’d finally finish that damned essay.

“Yes?“ Your eyes looked away at his question. Did he already feel your blank stare.

You looked at him again. “Need help?”

Erwin broke away from his screen, holding your gaze with his intense blue eyes. “(Y/n)?”

“Erwin.“ He catches on you giving up on finishing your to do list for the day and returns to the screen.

No, If he’s still doing work and your not, he needs to stop.

Hugging your blanket close to you, you scoot closer and stare at him.

He looks at you from the side, eyebrows meeting.

“(Y/n)!“ He shrieks, finally turning to you with a different expression on his face after you dropped your head on the table, close enough to feel the hot air coming from his laptop.

“We should eat something properly.“

“So you can stare at me eating?“

Taunting him by opening your eyes wider, all that Erwin could do was sigh.

Miche Zacharias: Hates surprise attacks, *pretends* to hate it with you

Distracted as he may be, he won’t let you have your ‘Hah, I knew you’d get bored too’ moment once he closes his laptop.

But you were just adorable, sitting across him with the blanket wrapped around you, your face squished. Swaying your body side to side.

“You’re still going huh.“

Yup, it was hard focusing when you began to talk too. The diagram opened wasn’t making any sense.

“I should buy the scent beads you use, I like your hoodie smell.“

Standing up, you make your way to your bag that was next to his.

Sighing he lets his shoulder relax—

He lurched foward feeling your weight drop on him as your arms cage his neck, pulling you to the floor.

“(Y/N)! NOT LIKE THAT!“

Your victory is short-lived though, when his longer arms take hold of you and he slides his way out.

How you squeal his name “MICHE” was almost a reward for being able to sit still and having done something.

“I told you,“ he cages you between the floor and his body, elbows holding his weight. “Not like that.“

“What are you gonna do?“

He doesn’t say anything and plants his knees on the floor, hands holding your torso and another—

“MIIIKE“ whine of his name as he rubs his chin on your shoulder.

Zeke Yeager: Calling his name for nothing

He made it clear that when he was in his ‘focus mode’ and when his cigarettes was put in the side of his backpack’s pocket, that he was studying.

Zeke also made it clear that once he sat down, he wasn’t going to look up until he was done.

Only talk to him when there was a fire. or something life-threatening.

It always worked though, however, agreeing to study in his room this time made it hard for you to sit still.

Wanting to ask him if he played baseball (if yes, then the follow up question would be why he doesn’t call himself an athelete), you were greeted by the sight of a different Zeke.

Hand pressed on his forehead and his glasses resting on the lower part of his nose bridge.

“Zeke.“

Maybe sitting in front of him was a bad idea. He could still ‘see’ you.

“Zeke.“

Still nothing.

“Zeke-eh.“

He’s nothing looking up, however his hand stopped writing. Eyes stopped scanning the paragraph on his textbook.

Noticing this, you began bouncing on his bed, “Zik-Zik-Zik-Zik“

“Will you stop if I look up?“

“Yes.“

“Stop then.“ He huffed, wanting to laugh at the col patch stuck on your forehead.

“No,“ you lay down on his bed. “I;m ordering us something, you get it.“

“You ordered it, you go.“

“I’m the guest,“ you select your words carefully when he stands up. “And . . what are you doing?“

He wins when he lands on top of you, not even bothering to distribute his weight. The air knocked out of your windpipe in one go. ”(Y/n).”

“Get off me.“

“(Y/n), (Y/n), (Y/n),(Y/n),(Y/n).“ He babbles.

Taglist: @sukosie @blondeboyfriend @stigandr-the-cat @ghost-party @killerbananas @sinnerofthewalls @rowsn @petitachi @soaringmirror @ririthu @bee-ackerman @hoestarave2 @ack3rlady

#nick headcanons #aot headcanons #miche headcanons #erwin headcanons #zeke headcanons #snk zeke #snk miche #snk erwin #snk headcanons #snk x reader #aot x reader #mike zacharias x reader #miche zacharias x reader #zeke yeager x reader #erwin x reader #erwin smith x reader

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rubywithecat · 2 years

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"You look lonely. I can fix that" prank on AoT boys

AoT boys x you

A/N: Thanks for reading! I hope you will enjoy and like this. It took me long to post this because it is my first time making texts so it was complicated. Anyway if you have anything you want me to write next, you can request me.

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madewithspice · 2 years

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Hello! I saw you're doing matchups. Can I request one for AOT?

I'm INTP, cis woman, ace/aro. I like playing games, video, tabletop, board, but don't have much time to do it, as there's always something more important to do and there are only 24 hours.

I don't form relationships, I move a lot, am an introvert at that. Kind of used to meeting people for few days, learning them and moving on. But I'm kind of bothered by it, I guess. No pets, but I'd be fine with a cat, I respect them for being independent. No items of significance, my room is rather plain and functional, no teddy bears, no posters, occasional cable or Arduino.

I have a problem with knees (malformed bone structure) since birth, I was hospitalised after playing football with my younger sister when I was ten or so. Never done much of physical activity after that. Focused on teaching her maths and coding instead. She's quite good at it now.

I enjoy eating food, but I need to prepare it myself - there's too much seasoning, I prefer to taste the ingredients, not the spices. I don't like sweets either, prefer water over coffee or tea. I don't enjoy cooking itself, it's just something to be done.

I prefer busy city to quiet suburbs, there's anonymity in crowd. Even if it might be too loud at times.

I don't care about my look too much, don't wear make up. I'm 160cm, skinny, and wear glasses, having an OCD over them being touched.

My father died when I was very young, my mom is usually busy all the time with her work. I'm ok at school, won some coding competitions. I have a problem with authorities and detest doing stuff when I'm told to, to a point of being self-destructive, but I guess it's age thing, so I'm not bothered by it too much.

I've been told more then once that I don't have feelings, it was quite painful to hear that. I think it's because I try to rationalize and see the reasoning behind various events, most of them being out of my control. Tbh when I re-read this I come off as depressed af. I think I'm just used to being introspective, I'm actually rather happy.

Hi. Hope you’re well.

I match you with Zeke Yeager

You and Zeke go well together personality wise, you both are very logical and seem cold hearted but are actually not. Being so similar gives you both a sense of comfort in each other especially when others pick at your actions. You both bonded after a debate in which you argued back and forth until it felt like you had known him for ages.

Zeke and you both are not feelings people but weirdly it’s comfortable for the two of you. To find comfort in another without doing any of the actual couple stuff. That’s not to say you don’t do simple things like cooking for each other or talking about things that interest you.

Zeke is great at calming you down when your emotions are flying high. He knows you well enough to bring you back down to earth and will comfort you.

#attack on titan #aot headcanons #aot hcs #aot x you #aot x reader #aot zeke #zeke yeager #zeke yeager headcanons #zeke headcanons #attack on titan zeke #zeke x reader #zeke x you #zeke yaeger x reader #aot matchup #anime matchups #anime hcs #matchups #sfw blog

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jeanbie · 1 month

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Omg hi I don’t know if you take nsfw requests but I was wondering about aot’s favorite positions🥺 your writing is so so good!!

honestly.....i thought this was hard !!! i can't see any of them being overly picky on positions or even having all time favs; over the eras of aot, they all change so much it's actually hard to say...so i tried my best to think semi-objectively :3 absolutely feel free to disagree with ANY of these, everyone has diff interpretations (and i love all of em)

warnings: fem!reader (sorry), sexual content ofc, if u want the girl vers lemme know :D

AOT BOYS & FAV POSITIONS ★ masterlist.

MISSIONARY

“you look so fucking pretty right now—” is the only thing they can think of saying as they bow their chest over yours, watching your face twist as their cock sinks deeper into your cunt. one of your legs is wrapped firmly around their waist or hanging up over their shoulder; this way, they can watch you writhe and whimper whilst also watching the way you suck them up nicely, the way your body tenses and flinches with every thrust they give...

— jean, zeke, niccolo

RIDING

there is no greater joy than leaning back and watching you do your thing. their hands are on your waist, smoothing around your hips and stomach in an effort to distract themselves from simply filling you up and going wild — they love to watch you sinking down on them, your back arched and breasts rising with every rise and fall. they meet your hips by raising their own, finding pleasure in watching your face pull into contorted shapes, hearing the moans and whimpers from your mouth. from down here, they like the control they can have, and on occasion, the submission of doing whatever you tell them to

— levi, armin, porco

BENT OVER

if they can bend you over it, they can fuck you on it. tables, beds, tree trunks, fences, desks, sinks — it’s like they’re trying to fuck you on every possible or available surface they can find. they just love to see the sight of your ass tilted up, hips pressing into a hard surface, legs spread in a desperate attempt to stay upright, all while they drive themselves into you however fast or hard they want to. they can be as gentle or as rough as they want to be; running their hands up your back and between your shoulder blades, or smacking your ass and pulling your hair — everything about fucking you from behind is perfect for them, and by the sounds of things, perfect for you

— eren, floch

[bonus] s4!eren loves to fuck you over a sink or a vanity, anywhere he can pull you back by your hair and make you watch in the mirror. his eyes never leave yours through the glass, his lips whispering the dirtiest things he can possibly think of just to get you to cum around him, to watch yourself unravel in his hands

RIDING THEIR FACE

they are a seat. that’s all they are, all they ever want to be — a seat for their perfect partner. they could spend hours with their tongue up your cunt, hands pressed into your ass or hips as you ride the features on their face. they would happily die of suffocation down here, just as long as you were happy and they got to taste their favourite thing in the world

— connie, onyankopon

GIVING THEM A BLOWJOB

every position is good with their partner, but absolutely nothing beats you on your knees between their legs, their cock in your mouth. a hand in your hair, on your cheek or the back of your neck, they love to watch you take care of them, especially after a particularly long and otherwise bad day. whether it’s simply between their legs as they sit, or as they lie down before bed — or under a desk when there are other people around, nothing will ever top the feeling of your mouth running itself up their dick, or how warm and wet it feels as you take them.

— ERWIN, bertolt

REVERSE COWGIRL

“comfy, darlin?” with their hands on your hips, they love to help you sink down onto them, using your hips as handles to bring you up and down at whatever pace they fancy. they just love the sight of your face turning back to him with a pleasured look, the muscles in your back tensing whenever he hits that perfect spot up your pussy. seeing you looking like this makes him feel so proud — you’re taking him like its no problem, your ass bouncing on his stomach, toes curling as you set your hands on his legs for balance. he’ll let you take control until you tire, and then the fun can really begin

— reiner, kenny (help)

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