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shikiii-skadi · 1 year
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Attack on Titan Love language Season 4ver.
part 1 (eren jäger, mikasa ackermann, armin arlert, levi ackermann, christa lenz)
includes: eren jäger, reiner braun. pieck finger, porco galliard, colt grice
warnings: mentioning of insecurity
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Eren Jäger:
How they love you: Physical Touch
Over the years, he has become expressionless. After all he has seen and done, he feels most comfortable when you touch each other, since he is no longer able to express his love for you with words.
How they want to be loved: Words of Affirmation
Even if he would not admit it but there are times when he doubts himself or the things, he believes in. At these times he wants to hear nothing but your soothing words filled with so much love for him. He himself can't understand why you still want to be by his side.
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Reiner Braun:
How they love you: Acts of Service
Reiner thinks he doesn't deserve you. He thinks it's more tolerable to be by your side if he is of use to you. If you need something, you don't even have to say something. He is already on his way to get it for you. Reiner is doing the little things as well. Always checking if you have enough water with you while training or if you seat in a meeting is close enough to the front so you can hear and see everything.
How they want to be loved: Words of Affirmation
As said before, Reiner is really insecure. He thinks he doesn't deserve you and that you deserve someone better than a broken man like him, with whom you will never have the life you dreamed of, because of his position as a warrior and Ymir's curse. But if you, someone so wonderful and important to him, tells him how much you love and appreciate him, he feels a bit better about himself.
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Pieck Finger:
How they love you: Physical Touch
Pieck likes to touch you. She likes the feeling of your soft skin and how warm it feels. There is nothing is better than to cuddle with you after a long and stressful day. Pieck also likes to give small gestures of affection, for example fixing the collar of your jacket, while slightly brushing against your neck with her fingertips.
How they want to be loved: Quality Time
Pieck knows that you two can't spend your entire lives together, as much as she wishes it. That's why she wants to spend as much time as she possibly can together with you. You don't have to do anything special every time you have a free day. It's enough for her to just cook together or sort out old clothes. The only thing that's important is that you do it together.
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Porco Galliard:
How they love you: Quality Time
Whenever you are together, you have his undivided attention. He will always set aside time just for you. Even if it sometimes doesn't look like it, but Porco always listens to you very closely and remembers what you told him weeks later. You have his full attention even if you are on the other side of the room or something like that.
How they want to be loved: Physical Touch
Porco always tries to maintain his tough guy image, even if it's just the two of you. That's why he often can't bring himself to admit that he really likes it when you two cuddle. Therefore, he is more than happy when you make the first move.
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Colt Grice:
How they love you: Acts of Service
Colt will do anything for you to make your life a little easier. No matter what it is, Colt is immediately at your side ready to help. Even when it comes to easy things, he always asks you if you need his help.
How they want to be loved: Receiving Gifts
Colt can't think of anything nicer than the thought of you spending your free time figuring out what the perfect gift for him would be. All the time and effort you put into this just to make him happy warms his heart. He also doesn't care what it is or if it's valuable. Because the fact that you gave it to him makes it valuable enough.
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rubywithecat · 1 year
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When you are drunk
-Eren, Armin, Levi, Porco, Reiner, Zeke, Erwin
(Slightly mature contents warning)
Eren
He would definitely carry you out from the bar and drives you back home.
When you guys arrives home you invite him in and he would not reject it. He will sit down as you shower and clean yourself from the smell of alcohol. He will try to act normal when you came out in your bath robe asking him if he wants some tea.
You could notice he is blushing so you apologize and went to put your clothes on but he grabbed your hands and laid you down in the sofa his strong hands on your waist. “You looks so hot princess” he said.
Armin
He would tell you to stop drinking cuz you are at your limit. But when you can’t stop, he would suddenly held your hands and stood up. “We are going back home, goodnight guys!” He said to other friends. “Armin! I am not done drinking!” You yelled him but he covered your mouths so you couldn’t speak and smiled at his friends to excuse.
He dragged you to his car and helped you with the seat belt. “You are so mean Armin” you told him but eyes closed, relaxing yourself on his Mercedes. He let out a soft smirk. “You wanna know how mean I can be, huh?” He whispered to your ears coming closer to you.
Levi
You came back home drunk and tried to cover up. “You are drunk right?” He asked. You awkwardly laughed. “Haha no way I would be drunk I just drank a little” you lied. He nodded looking you up and down. “Lies r not good u know” he said.
“Come on Levi I drank a little..much okay?” You tried to walk into the bedroom. He blocked you with arms and said “you need to clean yourself first before going to bed” You just ignored him cuz you r too sleepy. “Y/n you really like to test me” he pushed you on the kitchen table. “Levi what are you doing I don’t want this—” He kissed you aggressively. “Like I said lies are not good y/n”
Porco
He would be like “Go home yourself. I told you not to get drunk it’s your fault anyway”. But then he is so worried about you so he pretends like he has no choice. “Gosh..how would you go home being like this. Well then remember that you owe me one ok?” he told you annoyingly and drove you home.
“We got your home now get off the car I have tons of works to do” he said impatiently. You know he doesn’t mean all those and know exactly what he wants so you decided to tease him and grabbed his collar, pulling closer to you. “We are alone in this silent parking lot. Aren’t you afraid I will do smth to you?” You smirked. He looked at you in serious face.
You rolled your eyes in disappoint “You are no fun Porco” you said and opened the car door to get off but he locked the car. “What??” You looked back at him. He smiled not innocently. “I think I’m not the one who has to be afraid of in this situation ” he smirked and held your thigh.
Reiner
You had to go home with him cuz you can’t drive yourself home. He said “Make yourself home. Food are in the fridge and water is over there. Tell me if you need anything” he said and you nodded. Then he suddenly took off his clothes. You watched as you blushed.
He came closer to you and you didn’t know what to do. “Reiner this is my first time..” you were saying. He looked confused and said “Huh?” with his hand grabbing a tv remote behind you.
You were so embarrassed covering your face. “I didn’t say anything” you said shyly. He smiled and gently moved away your hand from your face and lifted your chin up. “Oh I didn’t know you want me to be your first. Don’t worry I will be gentle” he whispered.
Zeke
You were walking to your room back after drinking with your friends when you met him. “R u drunk y/n?” He asked. “No no I’m totally not drunk” you laughed. “Well you better not or you will be punished by superior if you can’t show up to tomorrow training” he said.
“I understand sir” you told him and excused yourself into the room but he held the door. “Are you sure you are fine?” He asked. “Look at you..your chin is so red. Do you want me to believe that you didn’t drink by looking like this?” He frowned. You looked away avoiding eyes contact. He pushed you against the wall and locked the door behind you then kissed you aggressively. “Tell me if you don’t want this” he muttered. You were silent for a while. “I do want this” you said.
Erwin
He would be listening when you were being talkative as you were drunk. He thinks your so cute when you drunk-talk. You suddenly became sleepy after all the talk and yawned.
He would carry you into your bed and said goodnight and kissed your forehead. You put your hands on his neck and pulled him back. “I want to sleep with you together” you told him. He smiled. “Anything you wish for, my queen”
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lemmetreatya · 1 year
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sofa salesman!porco who watches young you walk into the store alongside your mature husband with coveting eyes — how he envies the old git even more as he goggles the way he possessively squeezes you all over your waist, ass and hips. the way sofa salesman!porco has to readjust his uniformed khaki slacks several times as he watches the way you bend over couch backs and bounce on sofa parts; “to test their durability” you coo up at him with batting eyelashes and pushed out cleavage.
sofa salesman!porco knows its a trap — one of the oldest ones in the books — but he still takes the bait as you ask him to show you “the good stuff” out back in the storage space whilst your husband talks to an associate. sofa!salesman porco knows its wrong but he still willingly holds you up against the wall and fucks into your already dripping cunt, how he watches yours breast obscenely hang over the top of your low cut shirt and bounce in sync with his thrusts.
sofa salesman!porco hasnt the guts to walk out that storage room with you as he sends you back to your husband, but he sure as hell knows its his cum that’s sweetly locked between your puffy folds and into the cloth of your soiled panties
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missmeinyourbones · 2 years
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What do the AOT Dads do when the baby's crying and it's not for any basic needs or emergency reasons? And you're dog-tired, so they ain't getting any backup.
this was so fun to think about LOL thank u anon for the idea :)
dad!eren who uses the distraction method for any and all tears. baby is crying and he goes through the mental checklist: not hungry cause they just ate, no poopy diaper, not hurt. his go to is just doing whatever he can to distract his baby from being sad. he grabs the item closest to him and just shakes it in his baby’s face like oooooh look at this bag of almonds! listen to the sound cool sound it makes when you shake it! panic city: population eren
dad!armin who does his very best to talk your baby through their emotions even tho they are 1 and can’t speak LOL. ur baby cries because the blender makes a loud noise and he tries to explain it to them like see? it’s just helping daddy make a smoothie! it’s not so scary or when they cry because their sippy cup falls he picks it right up and is like it’s ok! it was just an accident! here you go! he’s so sweet i wanna eat him whole
dad!jean who talks to ur baby like a normal person LOL he just looks at them, maybe rubs their chubby lil legs a bit, and he’s like you don’t even know why you’re crying, do you? i’ve got you, quit whining, no baby voice, no engaging sensory tactics, he loves ur baby sm he just struggles to understand their dramatics. you overhear him from the other room like nothing’s wrong with you, i checked everything, you’re just being dramatic, like your mom (or whatever u preferred to be called)
dad!connie who shakes your baby every time they cry. he just picks them up and throws them around in his arms in hopes of getting them to laugh. he tickles them, bounces them on his hip, puts them on his shoulders. it’s a 50/50 method…when it works, it works seamlessly, but when it fails…ur baby cries harder than before. hit or miss honestly
dad!levi who is very in tune with your baby’s cries, so its not often for him to be confused or overwhelmed with the situation at hand. he knows the tiniest differences in ur baby’s cries, which ones mean they’re hungry, tired, stinky, or just bored. he’s great at differentiating the situations and having a plan for each one. usually just rocks your baby in his arms or walks them around the house, giving them a change of scenery or something to look at. he is the Best Father, offically. 
dad!reiner who sings to your baby every time their eyes begin to water or their lip begins to quiver. he’s not even good at singing LOL but its something about the vibration of his voice or the sudden change in situation that stops your baby from crying almost every single time. porco is over ur house one time and the three of them are hanging out and ur baby randomly starts to get fussy and the last thing porco expects is for reiner to fully break out into a personal rendition of shake it off by taylor swift. he secretly records a video of it and sends it in their friend gc every time reiner gets snippy with him 
dad!porco who fake cries right back in your baby’s face every time they cry for no reason. your baby whines and screams its little head off and porco is quick to mimic its cries right back to them....ur little baby is so confused and gives him a side eye that practically screams “dad, wtf are you doing....” and porco just smirks and is like “yeah, its not fun to listen to, is it?”
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reinersprozacbottle · 11 months
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Porco Galliard Fluff alphabet ・゚・(。>ω<。)・゚・
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This is my first official headcanon so I take recommendations/feedback by ask or dms if you’re nice lol. Keep in mind these are canon!verse headcanons. I feel like we don’t have enough of those. We love Porco over here so this was fun to make.
No warnings very sfw
Enjoy!🤍
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A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?
So i def see Porco as a super romantic guy when he’s head over heals for his s/o. Not that he’s doesn’t put efforts on dates otherwise but if he IS he’ll organize walks around his city, picnics, restaurant dates, he’ll buy them flowers pretty much every time they hangout as if he’s on a first date trying to impress them
B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
He thinks that the way his s/o looks at him longingly is the most beautiful sight ever.
C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?
Realistically, during a panic attack, he wouldn’t know what to do or say in the beginning of the relationship. He would be so awkward and just hold them the entire time but as he gets to know them better and their relationship gets stronger, he starts to help them slow their breathing, help them focus on the present moment and give them reassuring words like : “There you go, baby.” “I’m so proud of you. You’re doing great.”
D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
Ok so obviously canon!verse Porco sadly only sees the relationship as short term since he knows he won’t live for long. Part of him wishes there could be a cure or something just so he could live a long life with them but, hey…
E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
I picture Porco as rather passive because despite his tough/cocky exterior, when it comes to his lover he very much turns into a puddle. You’ll hear “yes ma’am 🙄” a lot if they’re a girl lol.
F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
Yes!! Because of what I said above. They would have to say something very insulting for him to have difficulty forgiving them. A scenario I imagine would tip him over is if his lover is not Eldian and shares how they are tired that the people of Paradis get treated as a punching bag and abruptly cuts him off when he tries to retort by asking him how he can speak about his own people that way. They call him a “self-hating Eldian” and he very much takes it the wrong way. It would take him a couple days before he forgives them but at least it would make him think. (Should I turn this into a fic?????)
G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
He is very grateful but honestly just for their existence??? For being his partner?? Having someone love him in that way and getting to have a passionate romantic relationship even tough he’s a warrior makes him feel really privileged. He legit worships his beloved because of that.
H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
Not necessarily secrets but he has a hard time expressing/sharing his emotions and fears.
I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
They made him better </3 He is clearly happier, let’s people into his life more, they’ve made him think about how he was groomed from a young age to pay for the sins of his ancestors and how messed up that is. But mostly, they made him feel like a human being.
J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
YEEEESS is that not obvious I mean look at him
It’s def so much fun to watch him try to hide it tho
K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
Yes, he’s a great kisser. The first kiss was very tender and sweet. He really couldn’t believe his life at that moment (lol) and wanted to savour every moment.
L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?
“It’s hard for me to describe how I feel and I have no real future ahead of me, but you’re everything to me”.
M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?
Yes!!!!!! He dreams of it. The wedding would be small with just his warrior friends and his closest family members but all he wants to do is to stare at the ring on his partner’s fingers at the end of the ceremony.
N icknames - What do they call their s/o?
“Babe”, “Baby”, “Beautiful” in the morning AaahHhGhh
O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
He tries to keep the relationship lowkey because… he is who he is BUT it’s actually hilarious how obvious it is to his friends and comrades that he’s head over heels in love.
He expresses his love physically the best because he lowkey hates how red and hot he gets when he has to tell his lover how much he adores them.
P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?
Like I said earlier he is trying to keep things under the radar BUT he always compliments them whether they’re in the room or not to a point where Zeke rolls his eyes at the millionth mention of how “smart” and “brave” they are. So no PDA.
Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship
His commitment
R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?
VERY, VERY cliché romantic guy think roses, cute nicknames, cooking, drawing a bath for you, foot massages😮‍💨❤️‍🔥
S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?
He doesn’t really have the time to help them but is always supporting them and reminds them that they can achieve anything they put their heart into.
T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?
Unfortunately, because of his lifestyle he cannot afford to “switch it up” here and there but he would definitely prefer to.
U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?
He knows them better than anyone else whether they’re an open book or more reserved. He doesn’t even have to spend a lot of time with them, he just does.
V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?
Warriors don’t have a lot going for them aside from shallow admiration from fellow Eldians, and the love from their family and friends (if they have any). That is the reason why after his relationship with his mother, his genuine, heart felt romantic relationship is the most important.
W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.
So one time after a warrior mission, he came home very wounded to the point where he was healing very slowly and his titan scars were still on his face. Fortunately, his s/o was there and took care of him also drowning him in kisses. He was taken aback by the fact that despite his very hollow cheeks and overall scary titan-esque look, they still wanted to show him affection that way.
X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?
Yes it’s his favorite thing to do he’s legit a teddy bear
Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?
He will read the romantic letters they send him. He’s not really one to write letters but he will enjoy reading them before going to bed.
Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?
Yes he will make sure by any means necessary that you work out what’s wrong in your relationship. Like that man would stop at nothing it’s kinda scary.
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Thank you for reading!! Prompts by @/snk-warriors
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shingia · 2 years
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THEY THINK SOMEONE’S HITTING ON YOU
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eren, porco, connie, jean (help i’m always writing for the same characters (blame it on the writing slump :/))
cw: suggestive for porco and connie
wrote this impulsively a few days ago when school wasn’t crazy yet, i promise <3 [NOT PROOFREAD]
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— eren
• the chillest, really doesn’t make a big deal out of it IM KIDDING
• he won’t start a fight because you taught him better than that but he will kindly tell that person to fuck off
• you can try to tell him that they weren’t hitting on you but he’ll never be fully convinced. he trusts you 100% but the others? no way.
• also it’s not that he sees you as his dog or anything… but if he could buy you a necklace with his name on it he would (he did)
• you better give him attention for the rest of the day because it puts him in the worst mood ever
“and did you see how dirty his shoes were? fucking disgusting guy,” he grumbles when he enters his car. it’s been twenty minutes already, and he’s still not done enumerating every single thing that was wrong with the guy who ‘hit on you’ at the coffee shop. “and who the fuck just walks around with a laptop in their arms? just put it in your bag already, what are you trying to prove?!”. sat on the passenger seat, you stifle a laugh as you bring a hand to his cheek. “yeah, he was the worst,” you concede, brushing your finger against his skin. he seems to be a little relieved already; he won’t ever admit that he was worried you might prefer that guy to him, but you know him too well not to have guessed it. “but you’re the only one i’m coming home with at the end of the day, aren’t you?” you tell him, and watch a proud smile grow on his lips at he starts the car, before putting his hand on your thigh. “damn right i am,” he replies, lacing his fingers with yours as soon as you rest your hand over his.
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— connie
• that damn cashier at the supermarket
• connie starts to regret volunteering to go get the fruits you forgot to put in the cart
• because that cashier seems a little bit too friendly while you wait for him at the checkout
• he’s not that jealous tbh, he just loves the look on people’s face when they realize you’re dating him
• so when he comes back to the checkout, he’s holding a bag of apples in his left hand, and a box of condoms in his right :/ and he slams it down in front of the cashier like it’s some sort of prize he’s just won
• yes, he thinks it’s peak comedy
“connie what the fuck”, you whisper loudly, eyes wide. “what?” he asks very innocently as he pulls his credit card out, “you don’t like these ones?”. you almost choke on air, and the cashier’s face makes the situation ten times funnier. “please stop talking”, you try to sigh but your voice is shaky from your suppressed giggle. obviously connie notices how badly you’re trying to hold back a laugh, so he considers his mission a success. “condoms? really?” you ask when you finally leave the supermarket, feeling his hand claim its rightful place on your lower back. “yeah. i like the symbolism of it,” he replies, proudly looking at the box which he chose to keep in his hand, visibly immune to any kind of embarrassment, “it lets people know that we-” “yeah thanks i think i know what it means” you interrupt him, snatching the box from his hands to put it in the grocery bag. “you know, you look cute when you’re embarrassed,” he then pinches your cheeks to make you look at him, and when you do, he surprises you once again, with a quick kiss on your lips. “so adorable,” he smiles giddily, before going back for another one right away.
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— porco
• okay so i feel like porco would have a tendency to think that every single guy talking to you is trying to flirt (he says it’s because you’re too hot)
• so you probably had to lecture him a few times, and now he forces himself to be chill about it unless you specifically ask him to step in
• you were at a party and a random guy had just come up to you, but porco remembered what you had told him about intervening when it wasn’t necessary. so he just stared at you from a corner of the room while trying to make a decision, looking like a grounded child
• trust me he’s really fighting the urge to just walk up to you and stick his tongue down your throat
• but oh my god as soon as you put an end to your conversation with that guy and come to see him… HE WONT LET YOU GO.
“i thought you would step in,” you remark when you finally meet porco on the other side of the room. your words don’t really surprise him, even he is impressed by his own self-control. “is he watching over here?” he asks, already pulling you closer. you shoot a glance over his shoulder, and answer with a nod. “good,” he replies with a smirk before pressing his mouth over yours, with a passion that’s usually reserved to more private settings, not to mention his hands that shamelessly find their way to your butt. “porco we’re in public,” you giggle between two kisses, and you can feel his smile grow bigger against your lips. “that’s the whole point,” he answers, giving a quick look around as his arms tighten around your hips, “let them see i’m the luckiest guy here.”
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— jean
• people wouldn’t really try to hit on you that often because it’s so obvious that you’re dating him
• he wouldn’t really be mad about something like that, if anything he’d be concerned about that person making you uncomfortable
• yet he wouldn’t want to make a scandal and make you even more uncomfy so he’d be kinda passive-agressive? like he’d offer to shake their hand and that handshake would be absolutely bone-crushing
• but it comes from a place of protectiveness more than anger
“are you okay?” he inquires as soon as you’re left alone with him, “they were hitting on you, right?”. you smile at the thought that maybe he shouldn’t have crushed their hand the way he did without being 100% sure that they were, in fact, hitting on you. “i’m good. they stopped being insisting after i told them i was here with my husband”. a blank look on his face, he stays silent for a few seconds, still processing your words. “wait. you meant me? i’m the husband?”. your hand finds its way to his as you reply with a chuckle: “that was the idea, yeah”. his blank look fades away so quickly you don’t even see it happen. “i like the sound of that,” he smirks, his nose practically touching yours now that he’s turned around to put both hands on your waist, “just give me a few months and you won’t have to lie anymore, ok?”. you slightly crane your head forward to leave a kiss on his lips: “good, i can’t wait.” and based on the look of pure bliss on his face, you figure that he can’t wait either.
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kusaka6e · 2 years
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ROMANTIC MOMENTS
with the aot boys <3
vol one
romantic things i think you’d experience with the aot boys (eren, armin, connie, porco)
sfw
fluff fluff fluff
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EREN - patching up his hands bc this mf will not hesitate to get in a fight, bracelet/necklace with his name on it, playfighting turning into making out turning into falling asleep holding each other, watching a scary movie (bc he INSISTED) and screaming while trying to hide behind each other, late night drives with playlists you made for each other
ARMIN - teaching each other your hobbies, putting up a map with cute pushpins on the places you guys have visited and/or plan to, slow dancing in your kitchen, raising a pet together, beach picnics and/or sunset/sunrise walks, ‘5 more minutes’ cuddles in the morning
CONNIE - ‘i love you’s between fits of laughter, weekly dinners with his mom, constantly accidentally coordinating/matching outfits, screaming the words to throwbacks in the car, clinging to each other on the big drop of a rollercoaster, staying up late playing video games together, double dates with sasha and nicolo
PORCO - the sidewalk rule, teaching him your skincare routine, drunk porco taking care of even drunker you, showing off outfits he spent ages picking out for you, keeping a photo of you on his dashboard, trying and miserably failing to build a gingerbread house together, him always bringing you fresh flowers
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jeanbie · 11 months
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i loved ur modern porco teen hcs !! can you please do a part 2?
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MODERN! PORCO HEADCANONS #2 ★ masterlist.
⏤ some more pock headcanons for you ^^ think i'm running out of teenage headcanons, maybe next time i'll graduate him to uni level :P enjoy anyway! thank u for sending me this!! part one here!
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porco really likes junji ito artwork and for christmas, annie didn’t know what to get him so she got him an art collection book of his stuff which kinda set him off
he really likes sci-fi books
constantly changes his music taste but he never downloads any music nor does he have any playlists - he just listens to whatever the day gives him through pre-made playlists and radios
he started liking his lifeguard job significantly more when he got promoted from baby pool duty to adult free swim (hot chicks)
but i think porco actually really likes kids, he likes how honest they are and how much fun they have with anything they have
he’s quite easily led by what he hears and reads online so eventually he made the commitment to just erase majority of his social medias - all he uses now are instagram, snapchat, bereal and he cut down on his reddit usage (congrats pock)
he hates reading the news
he’s still kinda pursuing design engineering (uni is just around the corner) but he’s still got that interest in aviation - he thinks he might look into aviation engineering or aerospace engineering or something like that
he can still handle his drinking quite well - zeke is older and says that’ll come in handy when pock goes to uni
he always picks the skin around his fingers when he feels anxious, which seems to be a lot these days
and he gets nervous rashes over his chest sometimes
he likes rock climbing and bouldering in his spare time, and took it up with reiner when he confessed he didn’t really wanna do it alone
he’s more of a dog person than a cat person and is that guy who always wants to sit with the dog at the party or wants to stroke the dog that’s walking across the road
thinks that burger king is better than kfc and will die on that hill (and he’s dying there alone)
always wishes he had a younger brother like zeke and eren
he loves eren a lot and likes to indulge in eren’s interests sometimes to try and imagine what it could have been like if his mom had pushed out a third one after porco
really wants tattoos but he gets bored of things too quickly and he thinks he’ll end up hating all of them
only types with two fingers on a keyboard (he’s so me)
likes jazzy, soul ballads 
one time, he thought he had a crush on pieck, and they danced together at prom and they discovered that porco is a pretty good dancer
wants his hair to look like john wick some day
he’s afraid of mice and rodents
wants to travel outside of his hometown for uni but is always afraid that one day he might not be close with his friends back home anymore and that makes him really sad
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quiveringdeer · 1 year
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madewithspice · 1 year
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AOT Characters In Royal AU Pt.2
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THE KING’S ADVISOR - Jean Kirstein
Where does a big brain belong? With the other big brains, duh. So Jean is the King’s trusted advisor. Whenever Erwin needs advice or to run through some plans for the kingdom, he calls for Jean. Despite his young age, Jean is quick thinking and intelligent enough for Erwin to trust him with organising whole events and sometimes even the castle affairs.
THE COURT JESTER - Connie Springer
If Connie isn’t the fun, crazy one then I don’t want to be there. Connie loves his job and everyone loves him for roasting everyone during the banquet. He will not hold back and once even made a joke at the King’s expense who, luckily for him, laughed it off. He did get threats from Levi though about respecting the royals blah blah.
THE COURT PHYSICIAN - Hange Zoe
Got a boo boo? Or did you just get your butt whipped by the King’s Guard in training? Well worry not because Hange is the Court Physician. Okay worry a little bit because they will concoct the stinkiest medicines ever and force feed you them all in the name of good health but after a while you do feel better. Hange is often seen running around the castle and nearby forest, mumbling to themselves.
THE SERVANT’S DAUGHTER - Mikasa Ackerman
Her mother was the nanny for the royal children and Mikasa would accompany her often. She first made friends with Historia and attended many tea parties and then later on joined the duo of Eren and Armin. She’s well known throughout the kingdom as unofficial 2nd princess.
THE PRINCESS’ SERVANT - Ymir
Ymir was the scruffy orphan that would steal apples from the royal gardens until she was busted by the princess. Instantly both girls bonded and Historia smuggled her into the castle under the guise of a new handmaiden. Everyone was sworn to secrecy and Ymir found a family.
THE PALACE GARDENER - Reiner Braun
This man needs therapy and what is better than pruning flowers and keeping everything nice and tidy in the gardens. The fact his work takes place in the very area the gorgeous princess visits often, that’s just a bonus for him. He’ll always have a rose picked and ready to give to Historia.
THE HUNTER - Porco Galliard
I just really wanted to include Porco so the only thing I can think of for him is the guy who hunts the meat for the banquet. He loves the thrill and chase of it and the ego boost of dragging in two wild deers while the servants watch in awe. Drenched in sweat and hair sticking to his forehead, chest heaving, flipping heck is it hot in here?
- Kiki.
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honeyyjems · 2 years
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sfw + nsfw headcanons
content warning (s): mature language - mention of asphyxiation - spitting - biting - exhibitionism - overstimulation - oral sex (fem receiving) -  daddy kink - hand kink - breeding - unprotected sex - corruption - slight slapping - hard dom! porco 
pairing: porco galliard x fem!reader
word count: 2.6k
a/n: i wanted to use this as a prep for my lifeguard! porco for @taixju summer collab (x) but that will be 100% dirtier and filthy. I have been having brainrot of him since he’s been animated *screech* i wanted to write more but you get the gist
banner credit: made it myself but porco fanart artist creds to @/KinNiku_OishiiZ on twitter
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✯   Porco isn't much for relationships and mostly plays around with others; however, all of his morals did a whole 360 once you stepped into his life.
✯   Very much a cocky, stuck-up man, and knows what exactly to make one fluster but doesn't know how to react when someone can actually deal with his bullshit. 
✯   He is attracted to confident women who are assured of themselves, he does have a soft spot for shy girls because he knows just what to say to make them stutter.
✯   Porco is a hard worker and down bad for a hard-working woman because he knows if they want something, they will do anything to achieve that.
✯   Gives you cute pet names/classic ones like doll, darling, baby, bubs, love, honey, sweets, and amor.
✯   Porco comes from an Italian family, plain and simple. An Italian man with hints of his Italian accent.
✯   Although Porco has a mean facade towards everyone, he is a real sweetheart and kind human being, and that's what attracted you to him. He can be an angry and grumpy bean, he still cares and loves in his weird unique way, especially the ones he cares for deeply.
✯   He knows when something is wrong with you and wants to get down to what the problem is, he is always there for you and up for a vent if you need one.
✯   Porco knows you can overwork and pile much on your shoulders, so he does his part. If that may be acts of service or just being there, he always manages to always keep a smile on your face; it is what he loves most about you.
✯   Porco is your best friend in one and KNOWS you better than yourself; he is your equal and brings out the best in you.
✯   Porco bullied others for being romantic to their significant others but he really is a secret sweet tooth romantic and anything that is cheesy, already has it planned.
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✯   Definitely would be very cocky and stuck up around you because of his crush on you, thinking it would go in a good direction because he has no brains and doesn't think before he acts. He is much rather surprised to see you snap back at him with each comment or rather how you ignore him.
✯   Each passing day, he notices how he's always looking for you, waiting to see what you’ll say back or the annoying side looks you give him that he finds oh so cute.
✯   After finally getting the guts to ask you out, Porco would be the one to go out of his way to coordinate dates like visiting parks, cafes, museums, and different bookstores to check out on each date. He is a very big bookworm but you didn't know that until your third date. so we already know he will want to visit every possible local bookstore with you.
✯   He was the first to say “I love you”, and it did take some time for him. He wanted to be sure of himself because he knew you were, he was mesmerized at how beautiful you looked with the warm lights reflecting off of you, as you read together in his bedroom so caught up in the moment, he mumbled “I love you.” catching you a bit off guard but you always knew you loved him from the first stupid comment he made when you first met. Returning the mutual feeling made him push up his reading glasses to poorly hide his crimson shade cheeks.
✯   Book reading dates are something special because you and Porco both have a mutual love for books, no matter the genre or length they can be, that’s why he’s the best to have as a book buddy. He would ensure he had all the annotating supplies ready, even going as far as getting your favorite latte or drink before coming over.
✯   He loves to see your facial expressions while you read, the little giggles you let out make his heart flutter, pausing his reading; Porco really does love your smile. The way he feels all warm inside because he falls for you all over again as if he isn’t already. 
✯   Porco was interested in these "spicy" books you talked about because you frequently get flustered which led you to get up and "take a lap", so he read along with you. He wants to get in on the action too
✯   Sometimes the dates can get steamy, blame the erotic books you buddy read together, but you nudge him on and leave him to always say, “why don't we recreate this scene ourselves rather than reading it?”; it was way better experiencing it than reading.
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✯   OVERLY handsy person, he will find any opportunity to have his hands on you; placing his hand into your back pocket, basically cupping your ass, hooking his finger onto your beltline, and wrapping his arms around your waist
✯   Hugs from him are just the best, although Porco is the size of fucking Mount Everest, the way his body fits perfectly into yours. Hugs from behind would be his signature move, he loves to hear you yelp in surprise and nudge your butt back into him while placing his chin on top of your head.
✯   Porco is the most loudly jealous person, but his actions would speak louder than words. If there are a group of guys eyeing you down, he places his arm around your waist and brings you in to trace his long finger over your lips, no kiss is needed. You know exactly what he was trying to do, make it loud and clear your his.
✯   As mentioned before, Porco loves having his hands on you, sometimes being a little too excessive but you love the feeling of his large calloused hands on the low of your back.
✯   Porco loves your hands, although you hate them, he loves the soft and warmness it gives him. Your hands are much smaller compared to his but he loves how delicate they look in his.
✯   He DEFINITELY buys you rings just to fidget with them when you hold hands
✯   Porco notices the small glances you give his large hands and fingers so he messages pictures of his veiny hands and arms post-workout; queue mutual hand kinks
✯   When you would be feeling down or not yourself, Porco knows just what to do to help make you feel better. If you didn't want to talk about it, he would just hold you close to him to let you know that he is there for you. 
✯   Cuddling would be the best because he is like a giant human furnace, there is no blanket needed but sometimes you do need to push him away causing him to whine.
✯   Porco has been with many girls, there are no questions about that, but he very much is careful and worships you.  He reassures your insecurities, as there is really nothing to be insecure about, and very much praises your whole body, all the imperfections you see are perfect to him. He has never felt this way about anyone and he holds that dear to him,  there is nobody like the way you smile, smell, and soft finger trances you leave behind on his skin, which is what makes you special.
✯   He loves to trace his fingers over your stretch marks, connect the dots with the freckles on your body, and caress your tummy. Simply would love to have his head on your chest to hear the way your heart beats and soft breathing.
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✯   Porco was a very much well-known manwhore before meeting you, he knows how to please a woman and what makes them quiver under his touch.
✯   Porco’s cock is a little above average his ego is crumbling, quite beefy, and has a very good girth to it. He likes to keep it trimmed and not completely shaven but has a light happy trail.
✯   Although he may have a little above average dick, Porco knows how to give you a proper fuck, and have you creaming on his cock.
✯   Porco was a nervous bitch in the beginning with you. He wanted to make sure he was making you feel good, he gets more aroused when he knows he’s pleasuring you; however, he has never easily gotten a hard-on just from a simple makeout sesh nor had a woman that can keep up with him.
✯   Just having you make out on top of him while grinding against his cock would make him drip precum. The sounds of your pretty moans against his mouth, and the way you tug on his undercut literally will make him combust.
✯   Porco has never had a woman make him easily come undone but he swears you have something, also don't moan too hot or he’ll rip all your clothes off but he knows you love that oh so much.
✯   Porco is very much handsy during book reading dates and will have you sit in between his legs, fingering you, while you read your erotic book. Hearing your soft pants and heavy breathing as you try to concentrate. He loves watching you struggle so he bites on your ear lobe to make it even better for him.
✯   Porco has many kinks: degradation, praise kink, hair pulling, dirty talk, choking, asphyxiation, spitting, spanking, biting, exhibitionism, overstimulation, and pet names like sweet girl, pretty girl, baby. He loves it when he is in control and call him sir, or especially daddy.
✯   Porco never really had the thought of breeding or corruption until you. The way you sweet-talked the kids in your family or how you bit back at his snarky comments, giving a pressing hard-on in his pants that you could only relieve.
✯   Porco can be a soft dom when he wants to be a little soft and delicate with you; however, he is a very much hard dom. When fucking you, he holds your face making you passionately look into your eyes and feeling your hot moans in his mouth. He can be a little too invested in you and grab you by the neck slightly choking, but you give devilish smile, such a dirty slut for his cock you are.
✯   Always asks for consent no matter how long you’ve been together, he wants to make sure you feel comfortable and safe; you are what matters most, he could care less about himself. Your pleasure is important so you will always be put first.
✯   Going into what matters most, he will absolutely make sure you have all the orgasms first, ensuring what he’s doing is good and asking if you like it. He can tell you love it when he feels you squeeze around him. That's how he found out you loved letting him spit in your mouth.
✯   After finding your spit kink, he loves how dirty you were so he would grab your throat in any environment, always catching you by surprise and using it as an opportunity to spit in your mouth. He knows you're dripping wet by the time you get home or in the car. You did fuck like dogs in the car after he did that in front of Jean, he is very much territorial.  
✯   He knows your body, everything, he quickly catches on to the things that make you moan and whimper. Definitely keeping a mental note to ensure his do’s and don’ts.
✯   What Porco lives for is you riding him. He loves the look on your fucked out face, eyes rolling back, telling him to go faster and deeper. He loves giving you light slaps across your face, as he tells you to beg for it. When picking up the pace, he will grab onto your neck and squeeze to make your face crimson red; only making you focus on his hard fast cock ramming into your cunt.
✯   Another thing Porco loves is to eat you out and his mouth does fucking god wonders. He loves the fact his tongue is making you whimper and moan and enjoys overstimulating you after you’ve cum all over his mouth. He loves to have his fingers inside you while he licks your sensitive clit and brings his long calloused fingers to have you taste your sweet slick.
✯   Sometimes you need to smack that man like you’re tagging out but that only makes him hold you down by grabbing your neck. He is just addicted to the sweet taste you leave in his mouth.
✯   High key loves your tits cause that’s his thing I don’t make the rules. Once he saw you lean over and saw your cleavage that was his limit. Squeezes your tits hard just to hear you yelp but religiously worships them.  Your thighs are another thing, his dick twitches to you squeezing his head as he made you cum on his tongue. 
✯   Lovemaking isn't his fortay but he’ll do so if he wants to show his love for you. When he is highly stressed, he will be extremely rough. During or after, he’ll ask if you’re okay and if he’s hurting you; Porco gives the best and most amazing aftercare.
✯   This man is super strong, super strong to where he can hold you against walls and hold you up while he fucks you, but loves to fuck you like a rag doll. Pulling your hair as he fucks you doggy style, pinching and biting your tits as he rams into you.
✯   As mentioned before, Porco has never had a woman that can keep up with him nor can have the dirtiest & kinky sex with him, so you were a package deal. Sometimes your sex drive was more than his, you can never get enough of his cock.
✯   He will find every opportunity to fuck you. Any surface place in the house is already checked off. Car sex? Yes, Public bookstore sex? Yes, party bathroom sex? Fuck yeah. Of course, Reiner walked in on you both but continued on like rabbit dogs. Let's just say you both were a match made in kink heaven
✯   Confidence and his ego radiate off him just by him making you cum on his hard cock not to mention his breeding tendencies, he’s never wanted more to cum inside a girl before you. He is a huge family man and loves kids. This man is so infatuated with you that he sees you having his children. His breeding kink is activated when you beg him to cum inside you. Since then, he loses control when he thinks about fucking a baby into you. He makes sure that every last drop of his cum is inside you and literally sticks his finger in your already overstimulated cunt to stop his seed drip out of you.
✯  Porco loves trying new things so bringing toys into the mix was a god-tier. Fascinated by your toys, he would be so excited to use them on you. Instantly gets hard watching what they do to you and gets entranced at the faces you make and the way you moan his name while looking at him. Especially the remote-controlled underwear vibrators, the exhibitionism at its MAX
✯  Although Porco was a manwhore, he became a manwhore for you and only you. He surprises and suggests new positions and games just so he can fuck your brains out. He can fuck you anywhere or on any surface possible, I think you're both just horny for each other and can’t get enough.
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rubywithecat · 2 years
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Aot characters when you accidentally swear "fu*k you"
sammary: You swear accidentally in front of them.
warning: slightly mature contents
characters: eren, armin, levi, reiner, zeke, porco, erwin
Eren
You were so tired after the mission and just wanted to relax. But then one of your teammate just came to tell you like there is another mission in urgent. You are so so exhausted and accidentally swore like "omg f*ck that!" And Eren who was next to you heard it and looking at you in his eyes wide open. You just awkwardly smile him back and felt so embarassed when he gave you back a small dirty smirk.
Armin
You were hurriedly eating during your short breaktime. Suddenly the bell rang and you had to go back but your food wasn't finished yet so you told yourself like 'I really hate it! F*ck you whoever rang the bell!" And then you realized Armin was sitting beside you, and he is now starring at you. You starred him back and asked him "What??" and he replied "Ahh-- nothing... nothing at all" but you could scene that he really wanna laugh. Your face turned red and you just ran away. "I will remember that (y/n)!" he yelled and you could hear from outside. You can't help but smile and blushed.
Levi
You were cleaning the windows because levi told you to and you couldn't deny him so you just have to put up with it. "F*ck you! I joined scout not the cleaning service or anything like that" you said as you knew no one would be in the room. "Who do you mean?" you heard a similar voice. Your heart sank. IT IS LEVI STANDING BEHIND YOU! You slowly turned around your head and gave him a grumpy smile as you said "Levi heichou???" And he just stand there still and looked at you like you almost felt that your soul left. "W-why are you here?" you asked as you just want to dig a hile and disappear right away. After a while he answered "That's none of your business brat" as he went to sit on sofa and you just continued to work but later when you looked at him again you caught him already looking at you. So you smiled at him and do the work back and again you saw levi still looking at you. You smiled back him again. Then he started to speak. "You know what-- Let's do as you say, cadet?" he said as he suspiciously smiled. "I just said f*ck--" you said as you realized "omg no!"
Reiner
You were carrying lots of books in your hand and struggling to balance it and Reiner bumped into you. "Oh my gosh! F*ck you dude!" you said as you didn't realized it was Reiner. You bent down to collected them and he helped you out. You looked up him and you were so embarassed. "Reiner?" you gasped. He slightly smirked at you and told you "I didn't know you would swear" You were so embarassed. "I- I didn't mean to" you replied as you quickly got up. He pinned you to the wall. "Do as you say then" he whispered as he touched your skin playfully. You are so blushing and then the rest is as you could imagine. ;))
Zeke
Someone threw you with a baseball from behind. You thought it was your friend so you swore her "F*ck you! Don't do that!" without looking back. "But I will always get revange" you giggled and threw the ball back to that person. And you were so amazed as it was Zeke when you turned back! "What are you doing here, Yeager-sama??" you asked him in shock. He just smirked at you and came closer to you. "You know what happened if you insult an honored marleyan?" he said as he garbbed your waist. "But you are lucky that I like you. Among all the warrior candidate, you just caught my attention and I want you" he mumbled as he kissed your neck. You just lost all your words and couldn't believe what just happened.
Porco
You were not in a good mood after the failed mission. You are so mad at yourself and then Porco knocked at your door. "Not now Porco! I'm not in the good mood!" you shouted at him but still he brusted in. "Oh my god! Didn't I tell you not to mess with me this time?! Leave me alone! F*ck you! F*ck everyone!" you yelled and suddenly you couldn't help but you found yourself crying. Tears flows from your eyes helplessley. Surprisingly Porco hugged you. "I never thought you would swear like that" he giggled. "But it is the best to let all your feeling out. I'm always here for you" You were so surprised that he could suddenly be so warm. You just felt safe with him. You cried on his shoulder until you felt better.
Erwin
Hange told you to deliver some papers to Erwin's office. You went in and he seemed so busy so you just decided to put it on the other table not distrubing him and then when you stepped forward you almost slipped because of the water spilled there. "Oh f*ck it!" you whispered. Erwin glanced at you from other side. "What did you just say?" he asked. You laughed awkwardly. "I didn't say anything. Did I?" He smiled in not innocent way. "I heard you swear. I don't think it is appropriate to swear in front of your upper, does it?" he said. You looked at him and shook your head. "Good" he stood up. "What should I do to you about that?" he asked as he came closer to you.
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(Hi! This had been in my draft for a long time and also I have a lot of unfinished work because I was doubting myself whether I should post or not :'' Anyway Thanks you all for reading and supporting! <3)
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wyvernslovecake · 10 months
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Porco hates the movie Porco Rosso for no other reason than he's sick of people making jokes about his name in relation to the movie, especially since he works with airplanes.
That said, he has a little flying pig plush dangling from his front mirror that Pieck gave him for his birthday one year.
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missmeinyourbones · 2 years
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omg?? Why did the cheating ask lowkey ruin my night, can I request the way aot boys show affection to cancel it out :(
this has been in my inbox for ages now lol im sorry for the late response but NAURRRR not the ruining your night (in reference to this post) im sorry baby here are some fluffy and nice affection hcs for u <3 thanks for being patient w me 
we all know that eren bites. LMFAOOOOO the sky is blue, grass is green, and eren is a biter. he’s an aries, he radiates love as aggression vibes. he shows you physical affection by gently biting down on any area of your skin that he can reach in the moment. he just sees you and gets this indescribable urge to bite??? like a ur so cute i need to release my love in a physical manner so biting will have to do kinda thing. his fav places to nibble on are ur neck, cheeks, fingers, and thighs. honorable mentions include your stomach and ankles. ANNOYING MAN.
armin genuinely says “i love you” like 50 times a day. he says it after everything he does LMFAOOOOOO like yeah the normal person says it a few times, maybe when they wake up/go to sleep, leave the house, a few random times in the day. no, you literally hand armin his coffee (something you get him EVERY DAY) and its “thank you, i love you” he comes into your office and is like “hey, i love you, wanna watch a movie later?” you ask him for an opinion on an outfit and hes like “hm i like the blue one but i love you so much” like WHATTTTT???? it ends EVERY TEXT conversation even if its the quickest question you need to ask “hi! where did you put the kettle?” “hi baby, probably in the cabinet to the right of the fridge” “ok found it, thank you, i love you” he cant help himself he needs it to be said !!! >:(
jean always has a hand on you, somewhere and somehow. it becomes such a normal thing that you dont even notice it or think twice about it sometimes??? it started w simple things like holding your hand on the dinner table or resting his palm on the small of your back, guiding you as you walk. but the more established your relationship gets, the weirder and more often the touches occur. he sleeps with a hand flat across your lower stomach, dangerously close to the hem of your underwear. he makes sure ur legs are always resting on top of his lap when youre laying on the couch. he rests a hand on ur forehead when ur reading. he does that thing that you do in elementary school where you touch the tip of someones elbow so lightly while theyre doing something so they dont feel it and then you look at them and ur like “im touching you, can you feel that?” hes mentally 6 
connie is the world’s biggest kisser. he kisses. anywhere, anytime. he kisses your forehead when you’re standing in line at the grocery store waiting to check out. he kisses your ankle when you’re laying on the couch watching a movie. he kisses your shoulder when you’re cooking in the kitchen and shoo him away from your workspace. he cant help himself, he loves how versatile kissing is. how sometimes the two of you can lazily make out for HOURS, and not have it lead to anything but simply loving on one another and feeling your skin against his lips. he also loves how other times, it can be a quick and wordless gesture of i love you. a quick kiss in the morning as he goes to class, or one when youre a little mad at him and he pecks your lips to check in. hes so sweet i wanna pop him like a bubble
you tell reiner something once and he will literally never forget it. mans is like an elephant, he has an insane memory. he remembers every single detail about you, no matter how big or small and stupid you think it might be. ofc he knows all of the basics--your coffee order, your allergies, your preferred side of the bed, etc. any partner would know those things, he knows the insanely observant stuff like how when you eat trail mix you avoid all of the raisins, so he eats those first so you dont have to. he knows that you always order a large coffee, but only ever finish a mediums worth of it, so he orders a large but puts it in a medium cup and saves the rest for later if you want it (which he knows you wont). he folds the sheets in the specific way you like, because you dont like your feet to hang off the edge of the bed but want them to be loose enough to move freely underneath them. hes INSANE when it comes to details about you, megamind if you will
porco prioritizes you over literally anything else in his life. hes so quick to cancel his plans if it means hanging out w you or doing something for you LMFAOOOO. he has plans to go to the gym but youre like baby wanna watch a movie? and hes changing into his pajamas like FUCK YEA I DO <3 or he told reiner he’d go to a baseball game w him but then you wake up with a stomach ache and hes like “nope, sorry i cant go, my baby doesnt feel well” even when ur like porco im literally fine just go, he refuses. you tell him youre gonna study for a test ur nervous about and hes automatically like i’ll help you and ur like dont you have ur own class rn? and hes like yeah but fuck it ill skip and help you make flashcards ???? boy go to class 
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oxygenbefore1775 · 1 year
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hello! can i pls req porco galliard with a short s/o? TYSM<3
hi! i mean, porco is quite short already lol (please dont take offence pock)
Porco With A Short S/O
cw: gn!reader, slightly suggestive at the end
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you just know that Porco is putting things on high shelves that you can't reach to just to gain a reaction from you; you're either get jokingly frustrated with him because of his antics or ask him to help you with picking up the things you need
porco is happy with either of your reactions: considering your small stature, the sight of you trying to be intimidating while holding back an unbidden smile is quite adorable to him or he likes to be a gentleman while helping you out (as if he wasn't the one to create the conditions of your predicament in the first place)
Porco likes to kiss the top of your head: not only it's the quickest kiss he can give you but also, with his lips pressing against your hair, he likes to enjoy the fragrance of your shampoo and conditioner still lingering
if you like going to concerts, Porco would pick you up on his shoulders so that you can see the performance; he doesn't mind the weight at all as long as you get your share of fun time (also, having his head in-between your thighs is such a hot concept for him, even it's not sexual)
Porco gets smug whenever you're trying to kiss him since all of your pecks land on his jawline or under his jaw and Porco would absolutely refuse to bend down to make it easy for you to kiss him; so instead you'd jump on him, your arms wrapping around his neck and forcing his head down to your level at which point you finally manage to crush your lips into his
your shoulders seem like a perfect resting place for Porco to put his arms on and lean on you; standing beside him, you'd often feel the weight pushing down on one of your shoulders and turn your head to find Porco, his elbow resting on your shoulder and a beaming smile he shoots back at you as if in ignorance of the whole situation
the making out sessions often end up with you seated on top of a counter or a table as Porco grabs you under your knees and lifts you up for his comfort; either that or you're gonna be thrown onto the bed with Porco's figure towering over you, littering your skin in wet kisses and hickeys
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this has been in my drafts for nearly a month so sorry you had to wait
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38riku · 2 years
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Blasting "We Cry Together" - Kendrick Lamar while the AoT boys are over 😆🖐🏿
Also hi! How've you been sweetie?
꒰⠀♡ — we cry together ꒱
cw — cursing.
notes — hey sweets ! just been getting back into the swing of things after hiatus, but other than that i’m good! hope you’ve been well ! a pleasure to see you as always my love.
wc — 973
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﹒ eren  ﹒ ❊
— waits until the end of the song just to say “what is this shit?” his nose scrunched up and lips twisted in a pout-like frown. it was as if you said the words to him personally but by the way you were reciting them you may as well have.
— trying to explain to him it was just a song on kendrick’s new album is a hardship in itself. no matter what you say he refutes it with an accusatory finger pointed your way.
“it’s just another song on the album ‘ren.”
“you relating a little too hard for my taste.”
— the only way to get him to stop pouting is to shower him with affection and sweet nothings. abandoning what you were doing prior in favor for a movie with him nuzzled against you.
“it really was just a song.”
“mhm it better stay that way.”
— might need to spend the entire night cuddling in order for him to believe you. his conditions.
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﹒ armin  ﹒ ❊
— he is confused.
— listening with genuine concern in his eyes. the book he was reading now place beside him as he shifts his focus to the lyrics that have him internally recoiling.
“this isn’t what you usually listen to.”
— it was just an observation, he doesn’t mean anything by it. he has heard obscene music from your playlist and some of his closest friends but this takes the top spot.
“oh! you haven’t heard it yet? this is from kendrick’s new album. it’s suppose to represent a toxic relationship.”
— and as the song comes to a close, the two parties ceasing their argument for something more … promiscuous, it all comes together and he is awestruck.
“he captured it perfectly.”
“right!”
— appreciates kendrick’s artistry and storytelling and goes back to reading. will go home and listen to the rest of the album and text you his thoughts.
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﹒ connie  ﹒ ❊
— he has heard this song plenty of times on his own accord. especially when he’s working out, the intensity of the words pumping adrenaline in his veins.
— when he hears the familiar beat blast through your speakers while in the shower, he channels his inner taylour paige and recites it perfectly.
— you get out the shower to hear him arguing with imaginary kendrick. it makes you silently giggle, wishing that your phone wasn’t hooked up to the speaker so you could record it.
“you really getting into it connie.”
— your presence doesn’t phase him at all. he continues, and it is only until the end he responds to your teasing.
“man, what you know about this?”
— his music taste is immaculate and kendrick is probably in his top five and he ain’t number five.
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﹒ porco  ﹒ ❊
— a relationship with porco is rocky there’s no denying it. he is distant, apathetic, and selfish if you had to limit his complex persona in three words.
— with that said, he takes this to heart.
“you probably love this shit huh?”
— he looks calm, but there is no mistaking the fire behind his eyes. his body is tense as he walks toward where you’re getting ready for the night, turning your chair around and forcing you to look at him.
“move so I can finish. you the one dragging me to this party anyway.”
“nu-uh, since you think this is funny we ain’t going nowhere.”
— your brows furrow, a telltale sign that you are confused, and by the way you pop your lips, spreading the gloss around, he knows you took his words with a grain of salt.
“what the hell are you talking about?”
— does he realize his assumption was wrong? yes. will he admit it and apologize? no.
“playing this while I’m in the next room waiting for ya. you trying to say this is how I act?”
“it’s the new album I was talking about, dumbass, not my fault the shoe fits.”
— he lets go of your chair and allowed you to finish your makeup in peace, mumbling something along the lines of ‘taking too long’ and ‘we’ll be late’
— he’s just embarrassed he read the situation wrong.
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﹒ jean  ﹒ ❊
— like eren, listens to it in its entirety, like eren, thinks something is wrong, unlike eren, doesn’t say anything about it.
— why else would you ask him to connect your phone to his radio? playing this song if it wasn’t to nonverbally express your emotions?
— jean is a natural gentlemen, but he does kick it up a notch when you reach his apartment. he takes your coat, your shoes, offers to fix your favorite snack ( even if he has to drive to the store to pick up the ingredients )
— but what sets off the bells in your head is that he lets choose what to watch even when it’s ice hockey night.
“okay, jean, what’s going on?”
— poor boy can’t lie to you so he didn’t even try. closing his mouth shut and shaking his head. it isn’t until you lower your head, giving him a pointed stare a mother would a child.
“I’m sorry I ate your slice of cake! I didn’t mean too but it was so tempting and I promise I was going to get you another one, I didn’t think it would you mad—”
— doesn’t realize that the song is a narrative example, tuned the rest of it out after he deduced you were upset.
— after calming him down and having a talk he wants to crawl in a hole and never come out. not only did he jump to conclusions, but he admitted his greatest betrayal in your relationship.
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