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grayluforever · 3 months

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I loved this much, its about the best thing she did, but killing sir pentious was the WORST MISTAKE VIVZIEPOP HAS EVER MADE

#How dare vivziepop #She does all the hot characters dirty #Thats verosika #stella #and now cherri bomb?#I bet the next thing that vivziepop is gonna do next is make cherri bomb become gay #SHES THE SHITTIEST WRITER IN HISTORY #I OFFICIALLY HAVE NO MORE RESPECT FOR VIVZIEPOP #Cherrisnake #Sir Pentious x Cherri Snake #OTP #SirCherri #JUSTICE FOR SIR PENTIOUS #JUSTICE FOR CHERRISNAKE #Serves heaven right #thinking people cant change. FUCK YOU VIVZIEPOP FOR KILLING HIM #JUSTICE FOR CHERRI BOMB

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augustjustice · 6 months

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If Tommy Hagan is gay, then, I'm afraid I must inform everyone...Carol is his Robin.

#stranger things #tommy hagan #carol perkins #gay tommy hagan #romantic or platonic she's his soulmate #are they a good influence on each other? no. but are they ride or die/stuck to each other in some way forever? you bet your ass

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oxydiane · 2 years

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12 year old sirius would scribble down “sirius potter” on his parchment instead of taking notes during transfiguration and mcgonagall snatched the thing from his desk exactly once. the one time it happens sirius looks so mortified she smiles and decides to incinerate the parchment on the spot before reprimanding him because she may have a soft spot for him but favouritism is out of question. things get a lot more interesting when years later she’s teaching slytherins and snatches a piece of parchment with “regulus potter” written on it.

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bluesapph · 7 months

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Mona with Mavis vs Mona with David during the event

#dislyte #Im a little disapointed Arcana isnt there with Mona since they are a package deal #but I do enjoy seeing Mona interact with her other coworkers #also why is Mona so gay coded #or is it that she gets to interact with obnoxious guys who dont match her energy?#regardless you can bet Im enjoying this update as my girl is getting the spotlight for once #she is one of the OGs after all

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grungepoetica · 3 months

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so my roommate loves to watch cooking shows, i've been watching them with her, and i just want to say that kristen kish... hgfgfdfj... woman... i am in love <3

#grungepo thoughts #seriously though she's so pretty #and as a vaguely butch dyke myself i felt the gaydar but didn't want to assume lol #you can bet that the moment my roommate told me that kish is in fact gay i was like YOWZA WE WIN THESE

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kylermalloy · 3 months

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When I was in high school I used to perform gospel songs at church with one of my best friends. She sang, and I played accompaniment and sang backup. We were actually really close! Then I went to college and we suddenly weren’t anymore—she’d stopped talking to me so she could date this grown man she liked, who I hated.

So when I came home from college that summer, I stopped singing songs with her and started performing at church on my own. The first one I sang was about how people change for the worst slowly, over time. Anyway that’s MY silver springs

#kylerrambles #for the record i was right about the guy #she got engaged to him and THEN found out he didn’t want kids #not to mention just being an awful entitled a-hole of a man anyway #always found it funny that her parents were briefly on MY side bc they hated him too #but the compulsory heterosexuality euphoria won them over in the end #our barely-legal daughter has a boyfriend! hooray!#neither of us would have ever considered our friendship gay but it’s still funny #it was a very public breakup regardless i bet some of the old church ladies gossiped about why we never performed together anymore #anyway it’s been almost ten years and i’m very amused by it all now #my song choice included because the song is. objectively. awful #but nineteen-year-old me thought it was clever #and now it’s past midnight and i am telling all you lovelies on tumblr because it crossed my mind earlier as i played the piano #another reason we shouldn’t let kyler nightblog

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ariesbilly · 2 years

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no but actually post season 3 where billy ends up in a coma after starcourt and wakes up and remembers every awful thing he had to do and hes shaking with sobs remembering heather and her being his first victim when all she wanted to do was help him and he feels so guilty about it and max is like “no heather made it, shes alive” and billy doesnt believe her until heather comes walking in with steve and robin (there is much to explain, bills been out a while)

and at first billys relieved to see her alive but also doesnt want her anywhere near him because hes afraid he’ll hurt her again etc etc but heather just crawls into the hospital bed with him and holds him and reassures him shes fine and its over and theyre gonna be okay now and just.... best friends <3

#and then heathers there at the hospital all the time helping him out with physical therapy and whatnot when max cant be there cuz school #and eventually steve and robin start coming over too #and of course billy cannot hide his crush on steve no matter how hard he tries and heathers connecting the dots #and she and robin are already a thing #so theyre gossiping about their gay besties behind their backs placing bets on whos gonna be less of an idiot and make the first move #maybe a little scheming and scamming to push the timeline along cuz GOD heather and robin are gonna die of old age at this rate before #either of them do anything #nothing but respect for MY fruity four #WAIT AND IF HEATHER SHOWED UP BLONDE #AND BILLY TEASES HER LIKE 'WHAT? YOU TRYING TO BE ME?'#AND HEATHERS LIKE 'SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE THE MANTLE OF BITCHY BLONDE WHILE YOU WERE OUT'#them <3

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deermiraculouswhen · 5 months

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gn to them and them only. the rest of yall…sleep well ig

#mlb #mlb paris spoilers #am i the only one thinking so hard abt the kittybella universe…like whats the square like #i bet your ass theres alya/kitty noire flavored marichat. like she just appears on her balcony like chat in rocketear #the balconies are for the romantic encounters w the catgirls youre indirectly in love with ONLY #am i the only kittybella shipper left on this earth…where are yall #what do alyanoire talk abt…what is their version of buttercup…does alya invite her inside to smash or pass the american superheros #i will make a fic/comic/animatic or all three. i am so #andre bourgeois in june makes the mayors building go the gay flag in honor of paris’ homoerotic superheroes #ok im done #kittybella #tagging it that bc im having like a midlife in the tags #love you kittybella. if kittybella has 0 fans im dead

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amarriageoftrueminds · 2 years

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Ficbunny: Bucky as the nice cute guy who's always asking Steve for advice in the gym and then just... walking away?? never hitting on him?? ...but becoming steadily more & more swole because of the advice and Steve is slowly going mad from sexual frustration

#stuckbunny #ficbunny #au idea #dat's me #stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #release the cracken #steve's inner monologue: god why are the straight guys always so nice and sweet and oblivious and hot so you get ur stupid gay hopes up #bucky's inner monologue: god I bet that poor adonis gets hit on all the time at the gym well I'm not gunna be that asshole #and then he comes to really rely on steve's work out input and is like 'fuck I can't risk losing this if I ask and he say sno'#eventually steve brings nat in as the ultimate 'is he 💁‍♂️?' test #and she is the one who figures out that bucky is definitely not looking on purpose to be nice because even straight guys check steve out #and maybe plot-twist bucky disappears from the gym for months #only to then reappear like 'hey steve look I took up X hobby instead and it's finally made my body as incredible as yours let's date!!'#how would this be tagged?#self-inflicted torture? unrequited slowburn?#OR IS IT??#yet each man queues the thing he loves #me seeing the number of people going wild for the concept of NOT being hit on at the gym: oh this is sad

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lavenderfeminist · 1 year

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The he/him gender conforming chick in one of my classes refused to use the women’s bathroom and I had to watch two other girls direct her towards the men’s, only for her to ask one of them to go in and grab her a paper towel…

#are you not embarrassed #this is really embarrassing #how much money will you bet me she things her and her boyfriend are gay #or maybe her boyfriend is also a woman! who knows!

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arolesbianism · 23 days

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I may not be authorized to have lob corp character options given I've only read at best 30% of the story and only because of me watching playthroughs while I play but also I need everyone to give more of a shit abt Lisa right now she's literally the best one objectively because I said so

#rat rambles #shes also just genuinely rly well written and shes made me cry #like Im not particularly interested in reading through most lob corp stuff right now but I will regularly rewatch her core meltdown scenes #and while I also dont plan on reading lor stuff the fact that I know she ends up alone in that game fucks me up so bad #like godddddd tragic siblings my absolute beloved #I dont forgive her for being blond but at least shes not trying to be a lil edgelord like wendy lol #I cant say shes evading the tboy cringe allegations though give her a couple years we'll see #but yeah Im sure that angela would have a death grip on my mind if I ever got into project moon stuff #I may not know a whole lot abt her but she and carmen combined fit into just about every character archerype I always fall for #oh and you can bet your ass I would be making carmen and olivia parallels in my mind as I read #which would then backfire because then I'd start thinking abt jackie and ayin #and then Id be sad that ayin and carmen arent doomed toxic yuri 😔#well they could be if you belive hard enough but I do not believe in ayin sorry #the real question in life ofc is if carmen is a lesbian or a gay man

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link-lonk · 2 months

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I think Taylor Swift should come out as straight actually

#radiostatic.txt #some gaylor post crossed my dash the other day so I ended up going through their blog to see loke what's up with that #and it's actually disgusting. I'm saying this as a queer person #it's actually really gross to put all of your time and effort into proving that a real life person is actually lgbt #to be clear here if it turns out taylor is gay and she comes out then like good for her! but let her do that her own terms.#it's also not that hard to find actual quotes from her saying she's not lgbt. but these people will pretend those don't exist #I'm not a taylor swift fan. I don't enjoy her music. but looking through those blogs has made me feel really sorry for her #she is a real person. like if she was fictional and y'all were making gay headcanons I would get it #but she's not. she's real #and the fact that these people are digging into absolutely everything she says and does to ''prove'' that she's gay is really fucking gross #if I was a celebrity and people did thay stuff to me I don't think I would ever leave the house again #and again that's regardless of if she's ''actually gay'' or not #have some respect for other people. it is disrespectful to her as a human being to constantly mirco analyze everything she does #and like the worst part about this is I bet you she could outright say ''I am straight. I am not lgbt+''#and these people would STILL go on about how she's ''secretly gay and not ready to come out yet'' or some bs

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talaricula · 2 years

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

sure, that could refer to

BUT ALSO

#aloto #oh you BET i'm gonna write jess angsting about lupe obviously flirting with carson when she ignored jess' pick-up line #there is DEFINITE tension between lupe and carson and while i don't ship it at all it is Rife With Potential #(and also true to the gay flirting-to-friends pipeline and flirting-while-friends experience)

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theinfinitedivides · 10 months

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'i'll cook for you next time.' 'when? tomorrow?' 'ani.' 'then when?' 'hmmn...' *thinks* 'when you look the most adorable'

live footage of inside Gu Won's head:

#tv: king the land #king the land #lee junho #junho 2pm #im yoona #girls generation yoona #yoona snsd #kdrama #local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #you bet your f*cking ass that man is already out here planning his next move #he's like bitch i'm going to be so normal about this. i'm going to be the most normal man you ever saw #i'm going to roll up to the Bank of Aegyo and take out a loan worth more than their entire stock system if i have to #that's my girlfriend!!!!! she said she'd cook for me if i became more adorable!!!!!#himbo ass man no thoughts head empty just Cheon Sa Rang

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the-poppy-outie-effect · 3 months

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I'm currently in a production of Oliver! as Bet, the teenage girl who follows around the leading lady, Nancy (as a trans man, it's like drag for me. I'm having a great time) and I'm playing her SOOOOO in love with Nancy it's not even funny. Nancy singing? Heart eyes. Nancy being funny? Heart eyes x10. Nancy getting threatened by her shitass boyfriend? Highly concerned and overprotective heart eyes. I believe firmly that this is the ideal reading of this character.

#oliver!#oliver twist #nancy oliver #bet oliver #musical #literallu vibing so hard #sapphics. we've all been here #sapphic #lesbian #during i'd do anything im mouthing some of the words while dodger sings #'i'd go anywhere for your smile. anywhere'#dawg bet follows nancy to go kidnap a child. she literally was not asked to go #shut up beck sorry beck #acting #'would you climb a hill' 'anything'#'even fight my bill' 'wot fisticuffs?'#BET ACTUALLY TRIES TO FIGHT HIM. GET THE FUCK OUT #baby gay

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prince-of-khrysalis · 2 years

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MY 🌿LIFE🌿 WIZARD, LILITH

#Shoutout to the healers who could throw you across a room #have this gay idiot to fill that need #if you remember Lilith you get a veterans discount in my heart #anyway I love a woman who could absolutely destroy me #so does Persephone hint hint nudge nudge #'stop using the tags as a diary' NO look at her muscles she could crush a watermelon between her thighs #life is the school of the BODY I said bet #wizard101 #w101 #wizzy101 #wizard101 oc #original character #digital art #oc lilith #my art #my ocs

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