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foxofninetales · 1 year
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Elaborate in the tags if desired!
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divorce-enjoyer · 5 months
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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loathsome-sickness · 5 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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punk-dad-sharkz · 6 months
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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smokiedokie · 5 months
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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation
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skrunksthatwunk · 2 months
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 27 days
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License to Kitty.
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mysillycomics · 9 months
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slavicafire · 3 months
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hunny-k · 9 months
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
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bloodybellycomb · 6 months
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striving-artist · 6 months
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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spitblaze · 7 months
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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foundfamilynonsense · 7 months
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Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.
And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.
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xamag-draws · 2 months
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[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..
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lazylittledragon · 4 months
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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