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cynical-canidae · 5 months

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Compelled by her old man rizz.

#idk what came over me #yes i do i lied #his nonbinary swagger #doctor who #the doctor #fourteenth doctor #14th doctor #david tennant #art #cynical-art #mine #girl how did i proper draw 14 before 12 I'm a fake 12 stan #cynical-canidae

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arsenicpanda · 6 months

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs*#arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it?#also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

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sawtual · 13 days

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i dont think fandom people who only think about male characters and only create content for male characters are like horrible misogynists but i do think they often have some shit they need to unpack. like how can you , for example, play life is strange and the only thing you come away with from that is you want nathan and warren to fuck nasty. how can you watch birds of prey, and the only thing you come away with from that is you want roman and victor to fuck nasty......... like idk! idk! i just find it strange especially when people will engage with media Specifically about women and then put no effort in to empathize or care about them, sometimes even going far enough to say they HATE the female characters and that theyre bitches... IDK!!!!

#text #and yes i still do find it questionable when people engage with shit like idk bg3 and dont give a fuck about any female characters but #bop and lis for example are sooooo women centric and specifically about womens suffering and struggles.....#and people just come away from that wanting to see the boys do yaoi... its weird! its weird as hell!

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striving-artist · 9 months

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Tumblr skews young, so let me just share this.

The worst thing you can do in a job is not be bad at something. It's to say you are great at something while being bad at something. If you need to improve and you're upfront that you're not the best, people will probably help or teach or explain. They will sympathize when you get put on a task you're not qualified for.

If you claim to be awesome at something when you demonstrably suck at it, all of that good will and sympathy is gone and it will not come back.

Confident is good. Stand up for yourself, know your skills.

But the other side of this is to Know your Faults.

This message brought to you by the 23yo who bragged about how he was great at X and had the best program for it, and I spent the weekend doing his job for him because he is so so bad at it, and only about 5% of what he did is salvageable.

#real life #can't overstate this #you're in better shape if you say you're not certain #if you go 'hey can you walk me through exactly what you want'#even if its just you saying 'I have never done this HERE can you help me be sure I'm doing it the way you want?'#confidence will get you the job #but if you lied?#its going to be years before we trust you again #and yes I work in a teeny tiny industry #so we will gossip and ruin your chances for a longgggg time #but even in larger fields #office jobs love to gossip

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potassiumprincess · 10 days

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i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes

#ml #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #okay i lied i do have justifications #adrien probably just. would love being taken care of if he's sick #it's maybe something his mom used to do but not ENOUGH #and marinette would absolutely spoil him #but marinette is all I AM FINE IT IS JUST A COLD I AM FINE meanwhile she nearly falls off a rooftop in a dizzy spell #but adrien hate being kept away from ppl he loves. hates not being able to protect them. and an injury is more long-term and isolating #meanwhile...idk marinette feels to me like an injurt would leave her more defeated. she'd feel like she failed somehow #like she is SUPPOSED to be ladybug she is SUPPOSED to keep herself together to keep the city safe #so i think that would take a lot of her energy she'd be frustrated about it yes but also sort of...admit defeat #adrien would find ways to cheer her up though 🥺

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

#serious post #ish #do i have tenure? is tumblr tenure a thing?#either way from here on out i am PHONING IT IN MY BABIES!#you get a reblogged post from 2021! you get a rebloggrd post! you get a reblogged post!#and you! get a piece of horrific fanart! that's been containly secured in the ask box since 2020 #and YES it contains the Grinch x Tony the Tiger in delicisio fragrantance #ps I lied there IS a small supply of Pizzazz left on the top shelf but i am hoarding it for my own personal use

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hyakunana · 5 months

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The Black Rabbit Brotherhood

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #round8 #pinocchio #black rabbit brotherhood #red fox #black cat #youngest rabbit #eldest rabbit #eccentric rabbit #battle maniac rabbit #fanart #comics #comic portfolio #//SLAMS HANDS ON PIANO LIKE A PUPPET// IF YOU LIKE THIS COMIC PLS LIKE SHARE AND COMMENT IM PROUD AF W THIS ONE #i've been pretty eeeh w my rendering but now i think i found around it again #'polux did you do a whole action scene w dynamic poses and effects just for the three last panels?' yes #huge props to everyone at the lop official channel in the art tab that boosted my motivation during the wips <3

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lenreli · 5 months

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Interacting with Spring throughout the game

#lies of p #liesofpedit #lopedit #gamingedit #videogameedit #lies of p pinocchio #spring the cat #mine #yes jiggle that cat #also i love that the end one is just full out cuddling #at that point p rly needs the hugs #or maybe i do after dealing with some of those end bosses

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starfruitsomething · 18 days

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shimmeringweedsart · 15 days

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#do you ever think they had peaceful moments #just time to breathe #and be kids #be siblings #link click #时光代理人 #shiguang dailiren #li tianxi #li tianchen #yes I gave ltx the jacket let them match #and do ignore the lotus being in full bloom while the trees are bare. artistic license

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cycle-hit · 2 months

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i wish more people would realise that everytime we see kotoko's "anger" in deep cover we also see her scared at the same time. like

almost like her anger is all she has in order to stop herself from being terrified! almost like her anger is one of her last lines of defense! almost like if you took away her anger you would leave her flayed open and bleeding and lost! like its become one of the only things that have kept her from breaking! or even that she fears her own anger thats become a far bigger part of herself than she can control! hmmmm. HMMMMMMMMM.

#UNDERSTAND MY VISIONS BOY. KOTOKO IS AN ANGRY PERSON YES BUT BELOW THE ANGER LIES A PERSON UNRAVELING AT THE SEAMS AND SCREAMING TO BE SEEN #YOUR HONOUR SHE IS JUST A GIRL AS SAID BY KNIVES #BELOW HER ANGER IS A DEEP COMPLEX TERROR OF WHAT SHE IS AND WHAT SHES BECOME AND WHATS ALREADY HAPPENED OR IS HAPPENING TO HER.#milgram #kotoko yuzuriha #yuzuriha kotoko #milgram analysis #? i guess. a bit. i mostly just wanted to point out how kotoko is scared scared scared scared #i also dont particularly tend to see that first scene in those first images as kotoko being “angry”. but i know some do so whatever

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koszmarnybudyn · 7 months

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So this took longer than expected, was planing on just listening to the episode and doing doodles like usual but then this came over me and here we are. Vaguely historical clothing is fun to draw, backrounds are not.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #normal oak #my art #link li wilson #hermie the unworthy #taylor swift dndads #dndads spoilers #scary marlowe #did this episode basiclly say linc is white or white passing in canon yes will it get me to change how i draw him absolutly not #i commited to the design too much and besides canon is dead #also hermie and normal basiclly doing azicrow cosplays was accidental lol #great episode never watched the titatnic tho #and idk what the normal messing up the boats was about didnt really get it #love to get more backstory tho #the poses are awkward but so am i and it just means theres room for progress #d00d #the doodler

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gwynfahr · 6 months

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Just imagine :

A frat party mostly filled with freshmen just out of high school, Jordan's here for the free booze and drugs honestly, but then their eyes land on you, so fucking hot in that tight little outfit. You look so fucking innocent when you cough a bit at the taste of the drink your friend has given you.

In their masc form, he follows your moves as you then proceed to smoke weed for what totally seems to be the first time.

That's when the corruption kink really kicks in. Jordan wants you, wonders how you'd look with your pretty glossy lips parted as you moaned his name while he fucked you into oblivion. Thinks about your manicured nails raking against her back when she'd finger you until you saw god. The way you'd beg for them to stop for a bit because it's too much, you can't come anymore.

They want you without even having talked to you, and they're gonna get you...

You'll be screaming their name by the end of the night.

#That corruption kink hittin' hard for me...#jordan li x reader #my looooove #jordan li #gen v #gen v x reader #jordan li smut #my looove #jordan li imagine #jordan li x you #jordan li headcanons #Jordan's a bit toxic in here but #I mean it's Jordan #I could forgive anything they do.#Is it self indulgent ? Yes.

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keferon · 2 months

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Oh man….now I know how concept of spark twins works………..

Look at them. I love them

And..uh….well……fuck

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Also. Perceptor is so epic in this comic it’s . A.

#okaY #I’m reading last stand of the wreckers #aND WELL #Now I know what the hell happened with Grimlock #I mean what made him…like this…#and why is Fortress Maximus was going insane in the mtmte #jesus Christ……..#Prowl goddamn #okay okay do you remember how in mtmte Fort Max said that autobots saved him after 3 fucking years?? WELL PLOT TWIST #Wreckers found him by accident. no one…i mean NO ONE was going to rescue him from that hell #what was I talking about ah yes spark twins #spark twins is such a cool concept because the are literally can feel each other’s well.everything! And kinda see through each other’s opti #*optics.#But you know when it’s not cool? When your twin is tortured #okay ummm haha so there is these two brothers..or like..soulmates? I don’t care I love them. But I have a VERY strong feeling #that at least one of them is going to die #………update…………………….#tfp lied to me. Death of a spark twin doesn’t look like what they were showing me…………..#another update #PROWL GODDAMN #ref #I lost my sleep thanks wreckers

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dailydndadsdoodles · 1 month

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i have many thoughts ab the finale but uhmm heres Jerry

#yes i know he just looks like cover art normal #im gonna keep his design like this though..#gothcleats nation how are we doing #dndads #art #artists on tumblr #artwork #dndaddies #dndads fanart #doodle #dungeons and daddies fanart #dungeons and daddies #dungeonsanddaddies #wait what would his full name be #Jerry Li-wilson #?#Jerry Li-wilson-marlowe #??

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worldsokayestdragon · 11 days

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Al post promised day must have the worst poker face of all time. He hasn't had to think about his facial expressions for like 5 years. It probably takes a while to remember people can see that now and get back into the habit of controlling it.

he's trying to act irritated about Ed fussing over him in the hospital and his voice and body language would really be selling it if he didn't have the biggest happiest smile anyone's ever seen. Ed decides not to mention it and just plays along with his little brother's fake annoyance if it makes him happy.

Mustang shows up and starts antagonizing Ed and trying to goad him into a stupid argument (it's their love language) and when Al interrupts to ask how Mustang is doing he sounds concerned and respectful but he's visibly rolling his eyes and shooting Mustang a look that clearly says "you're the dumbest person I know why are you like this?" Mustang laughs so hard he falls out of his chair.

Whenever people make him mad he tries to stay polite unless they've done something really bad. Flying off the handle is more Ed and Winry's thing, and Al's always had better luck getting things to go his way by remaining civil. But that strategy doesn't work as well when his pleasant tone of voice is competing with the absolute death glare he's giving people over minor annoyances.

#fma #alphonse elric #ed: i told al his ears turn red when he lies #winry: why would you do that?#ed: so i can do this. Hey Al! do you love us?#al: yes obviously? what kind of question is that brother?#ed: oh right. i guess that doesn't really-#winry: hey al do think may chang was kind of cute?#al:*covering his ears* what? no! what?

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