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yxami · 6 months

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Happy nut or not November day 6

desc: yandere childhood friend x gn reader, heavy amounts of jealousy and obsession, yandere stuff, I feel like this is doodoo

“You’re the most jealous man I know” You spoke with heavy amusement in your voice as you wrote down your grocery list to prepare yourself for a run downtown where you could buy the ingredients for dinner.

“You know other men?” Your childhood best friend’s tone was serious and splashed with a threatening concern of jealousy. You knew he had his problems with you and other potential threats to your close friendship but was it really getting this bad?

“Ha… no?” You put your pen down just a second before you see a quarter of your room whizz past you with his one hand spinning your chair so you were forced around to face him.

“Don’t lie” He huffs, looking like a dog that was stripped of a pup cup after being promised one. “I should be the only man in your life” He whispers, scooting you to the left of your chair so he could squeeze next to you and rightfully slip you into his lap.

“There’s going to be plenty of people in my life, I can’t just avoid every guy that comes along” You sigh, feeling him wrap his arms around your lower stomach as if you were a stuffed animal, keeping you locked in with a comfortable grasp.

“You’re right” He sighs against the back of your neck, making the hair stand up, his lips pressed against your skin before he spoke. “You should keep away from everyone, and just stay in my house forever” He traces the folds on your jeans, running his fingers down your thighs back and forth.

“Very funny” You roll your eyes, reminding him that you weren’t done with your grocery list.

He gives you the time to write down two vegetables for dinner before he’s interrupting you again. “I’m coming on this trip too, right?” He rests his head on your shoulder, not masking that he was reviewing your list along with watching your every move, you already knew he would since he was your best friend and full time stalker anyways.

“If you wanna but im gonna take awhile grabbing everything so you might as well stay home” You wave your hand, grabbing the outfit you were going to wear but not yet changing like he assumed you would.

“I’ll come with you, it’s okay!” He insists before getting kicked out and ordered to stay outside while you change.

Like always, he was sitting right outside, waiting until you were done.

Once the two of you make it to the grocery store you make sure he sticks close by you so he can grab the items you need while you read them out. If he’s going to be here he might as well make himself useful, right? You mentally speak to yourself as you see him looking for the right item.

You’re too distracted with reviewing the list and adding an emoji next to every item you have in the cart to pick up on a lingering stare, not the one that you feel everyday anyways.

“The fuck are you looking at?” Your best friend growls at a person running their eyes up and down all over your body, as if you weren’t already taken by him.

You turn your head almost immediately to see who he was talking to, towering over a stranger holding on a face with enough level of seriousness that says he’s ready to beat them to a pulp.

“Hey hey, let’s just go cmon” You tug on the sleeve of his sweater, switching your attention on the aisle and then on them, hoping nobody would enter to see the situation laid before you.

You didn’t want to see your best friend in another fight, especially not at your favorite grocery store. You’re honestly shocked he hasn’t gotten arrested yet with how many fights he gets into.

“No, I wanna see what the fuck this bitch was staring at” He doubled down, glaring daggers into the limbs that he wanted to tear off of this creep.

“Let’s just go get the rest of our list” You pull on him more, looking extremely worried, which immediately gets your friend’s attention. He sighs and growls threats under his breath, making it loud enough for the creep to hear.

And as soon as he turns, the idiot scurries away faster than when they was caught.

“I’m sorry, that just pissed me off badly, they shouldn’t have been staring” He frowns, seeing how upset you looked. “I don’t mean to pick fights I swear, I just don’t want guys looking at you like that” He curls his arm around your lower torso, pulling you in for a hug.

“Sorry” He meekly says, resting his head on yours.

“It’s fine, just stop getting into fights before you get your ass beat” You picked up your phone to see what was next on the list, dragging him along the entire trip before he could pick another fight.

He was a handful but at least he listened to you?

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unamusedyams · 11 months

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amayo no seppun (kisses on a rainy night) ~ 🌂🌸🪻

also made a small edit! :>

Translation | Live Performance

#tgaa #dgs #susahao #susato mikotoba #haori murasame #susarei #rei membami #ryutaro naruhodo #atarashii gakko #amayo no seppun #this was supposed to be ONE doodle in a set of susahao doodles. .. obviously i got carried away #(doyousee what this band does to me)#anyway this song is so them #i leaned more on AKAME's translation bc im more used to it and like it better #HOW DARE THEY LOCALIZE THE GETA SANDALS AND TABI SOCKS THAT'S WHAT MADE IT SO SUSAREI!!!!!!!#anyway im by no means an editor im just insane (also i used youcut if youre wondering)#yams art #yams other stuff #omg crossover they should kiss

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metamorphiacreations · 1 month

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Cookie Run Headcanons: Language Edition

because i cant believe i havent put these here yet

🔴red🔴-Native Language(s)

🔵blue🔵-Secondary Language(s)

⚫️black⚫️-Languages they understand, but cant really speak themself

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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Hey does tumblr have an Official Plant because if not I have a submission to make, a very strong contender for this site!

May I present to you the genus: Amorphophallus.

Yes, Amorpho-phallus, literally Greek for the 'shapeless penis' plant.

It's the tallest flower in the world! The magnificent Shapeless Penis, dwarfing grown-ass adults with a flower that grows up to 8.2 feet, is a sight to behold.

It's also called the corpse flower, or corpse bride flower, because this beauty has "a strong odour of rotting human flesh". We love that here on tumblr.

Edit: Just found out that it is also known as the Devil's Tongue and Voodoo Lily or Voodoo Plant. So. Do with that what you will.

The root of some of these Amorphophallic beauties is edible (I've seen them lurking creepily at grocery stores, the grocer usually grabs an axe and slams it into the root to split it and sell a part). This root is known as the elephant foot yam, which is fitting, because it is large, malformed, and disturbingly hairy.

Idk a plant named shapeless penis that has an eight foot flower that smells like rotting human flesh and a hairy edible root that can grow heavier than a toddler seems very on brand for tumblr.

Here you go:

@queermarzipan thank you for inspiring this by teaching me about bell peppers.

#weirdly specific but ok #asmi #tumblr culture #plantblr #weird plants #amorphophallus #elephant foot yam #yam #idk #hello tumblr #hellsite #tumblr stuff #shitpost #very scientific shitpost #vegetables #weird food

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kratos-sins · 4 months

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kratos but i drew him as that one lucifer painting.

(guys pls i started this drawing on the 5th.)

#undertale #art #artwork #undertale art #undertaleart #digital art #digitalart #undertale au #undertale oc #oc art #ocs #my oc #my oc stuff #my oc art #original character #that one fallen angel painting...#yams #me when this drawing took more than 10 hours #kratos-sins

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nerdynuala · 1 year

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Tiny EMA and Erurihan with our favourite nosey soldier

Happy Birthday Mike-san you deserve all the love in the world <3

Choose your favorite

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uselessalexis165 · 6 months

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Quick things I made with the comic creator (194/?)

#i should make more milkyam stuff #my text #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #licorice cookie #purple yam cookie #milk cookie #milkyam #lilac cookie #yogurt cream cookie #yogurt cream x lilac

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bumblingbabooshka · 6 months

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Anatoli Johnslyn is an alien who's doing a very terrible job of pretending to be human. She works on a cargo freighter which is fairly run down and depressing - a lot of criminals and prisoners also work on the freighter and though they're originally annoyed or unnerved by her she has a way of winning people over with her strange and cheerful attitude.

#beas ocs #eyes & the observer #<- takes place in the same futuristic universe #It made a mistake with her name. She heard the name 'Natalie' said out loud and repeated it as her name #but since she was operating on just how it sounded she said it wrong! Same thing with 'Johnson'#she does that a lot with language where it'll misunderstand or use word association which makes her speech pattern strange #Ex: 'I yam' instead of 'I am' and 'hip happy' bc she associates 'hip hip hooray' with 'happiness'#this leads to her saying stuff like 'ohhh he's VERY blue bird v_v' <- meaning 'sad'#it will deny that she's an alien!! She is a normal human!! >T stop joking with her!!#bea art tag #Anatoli #Anatoli Johnslyn

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yamin-yups · 7 days

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Tumblr hates me yo, I'm not uploading anyfin anymore then !!

#yam talks #I'm trying to place proper trigger warnings but this prompts tumblr to take my stuff down u___u ueue

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yxami · 11 months

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extreme case, but what would pretty yan do if he caught you ~~kissing~~ another man?! 😳

Kauno would freak out at the sight, he wanted to speed walk towards the guy and knock his teeth out but he knew that would only cause problems.

He would have to result in finding out who the man was and blackmail him with any evidence he could scourge up with the private detective that he hired to collect dirt on him.

He would threat to leak the photos and videos taken of him if he didn’t fuck off and leave you alone. And it would work, the guy stopped all contact with you and blocked anything he had you added on.

You were sat there clicking on your phone when you realized he had blocked you. You were confused at first, going onto another app to contact him there before you realized it was the same thing.

You ended up wondering all day what you could’ve possibly done to make him upset. You ended up crying in Kauno’s arms about how you thought it was going good until now.

He would rub your back and soothe you with sweet words that would comfort you. You’d always come back into his arms at the end of the day. No matter what.

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unamusedyams · 10 months

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dgs pokemon teams ! no sholmes bc i haven't found a team I'm satisfied with but he least has a kritcketune and a pink gastrodon

#tgaa #dgs #pokemon #ryunosuke naruhodo #susato mikotoba #kazuma asogi #iris wilson #yams other stuff

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metamorphiacreations · 6 months

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live reaction:

i care them so fucking much

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veone · 7 months

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Akira アキラ 1988

#yams is trying to get his education i love that for him #akira 1988 #my gifs #80s anime #these kids and they bare feet just on stuff is taking me out like ewww yall wearing sockless sneakers and boots!! lol #otomo katsuhiro

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horsesandfreckles · 6 days

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dfjiururh Im soRRY but this is so accurate and funny like

#yams really said ALL SHIPPERS WILL SUFFER #memes and stuff #attack on titan

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quibbs126 · 1 year

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I am deceased at this dream

#Purple Yam you egomaniac #I mean that in a nice way though #this is hilarious #it’s just fanfiction Purple Yam writes in his head #now it was funny #but when Dark Cacao popped up it was all over for me #also I love the characterization of Dark Choco Cookie #“the Despicable and Disgraceful Choco Overlord” what is that name #it doesn’t even fit on the screen #oh this was hilarious #cookie run kingdom #purple yam cookie #dark choco cookie #clover cookie #milk cookie #dark cacao cookie #caramel arrow cookie #moonlight update #random stuff

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mxwhore · 2 months

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What do yam and Martin have to fight about 🥺

yam, being a certified rascal with very strong beliefs about respect and lifestyle choices, often gets in trouble with authority for "perceived bad attitudes" (their words) and it gives jmart (martin especially) huge headaches. Amyas loves learning but HATES school with their whole meagre 190 pounds of meat body, so this happens often.

As such, the biggest fight theyve ever had is them telling Martin that no, they wont get debt nor let them get debt for a stupid piece of cartboard that says theyre a rocket scientist or whatever. Yes, even though they could get a sports schoolarship. Yes, even thought school is nothing like college. Theyre stubborn like that

#martin doesnt even want a rocket scientist son ... he just want yam NOT to struggle like he did #their visions at that point in life is incompatible #jon puts his foot down cuz he doesnt like to his mart sad and yam ends up going to trade school and becomes a mechanic #they like fixing stuff so much he saves up for 6 years and goes to college for engineering anyway #martin is happily baffled #they just needed time :)#tessa answers!

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