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softlyapollo · 2 years
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happy ides of march, another boat got stuck
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alovesongshewrote · 3 years
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Plague Masks and Tomfoolery | Julian Devorak
Plot:  You're memeing in the library with the Plague Man
Word Count: 857
Warnings: there are a few pick up lines that get a little suggestive, but ehhh, it’s probably fine
A/N:  im guessing you forgot i write for more than just toa, but surpriseeee.  also, thanks to the lads for helping me come up with pick up lines, yall make my heart go 
Taglist: @furblrwurblr @blixeon @lovedropletsdreams​
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Y’know, you would think that after sneaking into the palace library you would start to take things in your life seriously.  To your credit, you usually did.  Working for the Countess to find the murder of her husband was a very big deal, and you treated it as such.  It became an even bigger deal when you developed romantic feelings for the lead suspect.  You swore, up and down, that you were staying focused.  This was not a game.
However, some impulses cannot be helped, and when you saw the old brown doctor’s mask buried beneath a few sheets of paper on Julian’s desk, you knew what you had to do.  You lifted the beaked thing, brushing a finger over the seams as you turned to face your beloved, “Hey, Julian.”
No response.
“Jules.”
“Julian.”
“Big J.”
“Julian.”
“Honey.”
“Babe.”
“Julian.”
“Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulian.”
“Devorak!”
“Julian!”
The doctor finally spun around to face you, his mouth open and ready to respond.  When he saw you, though, his entire train of thought was derailed.
Who could blame him?  On your face was the old doctor’s mask.  The aged leather felt soft against your skin, and smelled, faintly, of herbs and flowers.  You could barely see out of the permanently fogged-up glass that covered the eyes, but that did not stop you from seeing the blush that quickly covered Julian’s face.
“Julian, look!  I’m you!”
If the man could have, he would’ve screamed.  Not like, “ARRRGH,” but like, “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”  He could not be blamed for the urge to scream.  You were just really cute.  Cute enough, in fact, to strip him of all thoughts other than, “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”  That was fine, though.  The red on his face spoke for him.
But you wanted more.
You walked over, swaying your hips for the fun of it, batting your eyelashes even though Julian couldn’t even see them.  Once you were in front of the doctor, close enough to see every stray hair and other “imperfection” you bent forward.  You didn’t know it was possible for the man to get more red, but somehow he did.  Now you were going to make it worse.
You stretched out an arm and tried to place it on his shoulder.  However, Julian was and is way too damn tall for this kind of shenaniganry, so your hand landed on his chest instead.  Oh well, it still worked.  With a deep breath, you prepared to cause problems on purpose, "Doctor I think I need a physical, I'd love for you to check me out~"
His blush increased, just as planned.  You leaned into him a little harder and kept going, “Boi, is that a leech in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Through his flustered state, he managed to get out, “A leech?  I feel like you’re underestimating me-”
You did not answer, “Are you the plague?  Because I think you’re sick as fuck.”
“(Y/N)-”
“I feel like you should know, I suck much better than your leeches!” you giggled, “Are you the plague?  Because I could lie in bed moaning about you all day.”
A grin split the doctor’s face.  If this was how you wanted to play, he could deal with that, "Are you the plague? Because I have a feeling you're going to keep me in bed for weeks."
“That was my line!”
“Eh, I don’t think so,” before you could protest, the doctor regained his wits and wrapped an arm around your waist, dipping you near to the floor.  He placed a hand on your neck, his touch feather-light.  You were very thankful for the mask covering your blush.
“Is that a fever?  Or are you just hot?”
"Y-You smell better than the herbs in this hood!”
“A dying man may have God’s name on his lips, but I’d much prefer yours.”
“T-this must be a fever-induced hallucination because there’s no way you can be that hot!  Or that smooth!”
He laughed.  The sound warmed your entire body, his voice was made of hot butter and you were most certainly bread.
“You’ll find I’m much smoother than expected.  Oh!  I have one:  I may or may not have killed the Count, but I will murder that-”
“Ilya?  (Y/N!?)  What on Earth are you doing!?  Hurry, you have to hide!”
The voice of Julian’s younger sister scared you out of the doctor’s arms and sent you right onto the floor.  You lied there for several seconds, once again thankful for the mask that covered your embarrassed expression.
“Ahahaha, Pasha!  We were just-”
“I could literally care less what you were doing, just hide!!  Now!!”
You rolled up off the floor, mask finally falling from your face, “Yes ma’am!”
The three of you ran to hide or fall into a secret passageway, or whatever, but before you made your exit, you doubled back.  There was something you needed to do.  Your eyes landed on the old mask, and you snatched it just as the door opened.  As you snuck off into the shadows, you grinned, clutching the leather garment to your chest.  You were not done with this.  Not by a long shot.
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kismetintheuniverse · 3 years
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Bucciarati’s Gang + La Squadra Texting HCs
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ʙʀᴜɴᴏ ʙᴜᴄᴄɪᴀʀᴀᴛɪ
- Types like your boss.
- ‘Will someone please pick Narancia up from the store? He broke the car.’
- He will say the most outlandish thing in a completely serious tone.
- ‘I’m in the hospital, got shanked by a tweaker.’
- The gang thought he was joking. He was not.
- Uses emojis and slang sparingly. Phrases like ‘omw’ and ‘ty’ are most common. 
- The only emojis he uses often is ‘👍’ and ‘👋’.
- Overall professional and understandable.
- Doesn’t use images, gifs, or videos.
ʟᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴀʙʙᴀᴄᴄʜɪᴏ
- Very sarcastic.
- ‘Oh no im sorry should i come over and kiss your boo-boo?’
- Doesn’t use much punctuation aside from ending punctuation and hyphens. Can’t use commas to save his life.
- No one can tell if he is actually mad or being sarcastic.
- Uses ‘😶’ and ‘🧐’ most often.
- Doesn’t use images/gifs/videos
- Refuses to use dms, and often get made fun of it for it.
- ‘Giorno please im on my knees im begging you please stop being cringe im actually going to cry please ill do literally anything just shut the fuck up.’
ɢᴜɪᴅᴏ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀ
- Types very modern.
- ‘can one of yall pick me up slommy from the store’
- Doesn’t use punctuation and capitalization.
- Constantly quoting memes and being the Funny Man™.
- ‘you smell like ten cans of bounce dat ass’
- All bark, no bite.
- Uses ‘😘’ and ‘😏’ emoji the most.
- Sends this image at least twice a day.
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ɴᴀʀᴀɴᴄɪᴀ ɢʜɪʀɢᴀ
- Types with a lot of slang
- ‘Bro Just Me Or Does Mista Not Know How To Wipe His Mfing Ass’
- Capitalizes every word and often misspells things.
- Quotes memes, but not as much as Mista.
- ‘Foogie Pookie I’m Scared There’s A Wasp In The Citchin’
- Purposely tries to give Fugo a stroke.
- Uses the ‘🧡’ and ‘🍊’ emojis the most.
- Doesn’t send images, but sends gifs.
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ᴘᴀɴɴᴀᴄᴏᴛᴛᴀ ꜰᴜɢᴏ
- Types rather properly, like he’s writing an email.
- ‘Narancia, I found this video to help with your math lesson. I’m proud you’ve gotten to 7th grade level! https://youtu.be/Xb951Vqs4Vc Please use it if you need help. - 🍓’
- Uses a passive-aggressive tone when he gets angry.
- Talks in the group chat the least, prefers to use dms.
- Signs his messages like an old lady.
- Takes a long time to type.
- ‘The meeting is at 4 pm today, correct?’
- Uses the ‘🍓’ emoji exclusively.
- Doesn’t send images/gifs, usually just sends math videos for Narancia.
ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ
- Types properly, but not as much as Fugo.
- ‘Abbacchio, I’m sorry but I have some important things to discuss with Capo. :c’
- Always speaks in a polite or serious tone. 
- Doesn’t use emojis, uses ‘:D’, ‘:c’ etc.
- Doesn’t send a lot of images, but might send cute group selfies.
- ‘Uh, I need back up, Narancia is bleeding out on the ground. Please hurry-’
- Will do anything to avoid calling.
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ʀɪꜱᴏᴛᴛᴏ ɴᴇʀᴏ
- Doesn’t know how to spell, but still tries his best to be professional.
- ‘PLEASe attend the MEATING at 12, thank youo’
- Auto correct either helps him or hurts him.
- Sends cute images of animals occasionally.
- ‘How do you WORK a phone i need TO know PLEASe’
- Wants to use emojis, doesn’t know how. (Despite Melone showing him multiple times.)
- Bless his poor soul.
ᴘʀᴏꜱᴄɪᴜᴛᴛᴏ
- Types properly, but isn’t by any means professional.
- ‘Will you all please shut the fuck up? It’s three am and you are FLOODING the group chat.’
- Doesn’t take any bull from anyone.
- Has admin in all of the group chats.
- Uses the ‘🙃’ and ‘🖕’ emojis the most.
- ‘You’re all going to hell. 😊👐’
- Gets away with the most bs.
- Doesn’t use images/gifs/videos
ɢʜɪᴀᴄᴄɪᴏ
- Types angrily.
- ‘YOU’RE ALL STUPID FUCKS. PLEASE JUST SHUT UP. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT.’
- Gets annoyed over literally any grammar mistake, so he isn’t very active.
- When he’s around, he tends to gaslight most situations.
- Uses the ‘❄️’ and ‘💙’ emojis exclusively.
- Only ever sends photos to start arguments. (Ex. A picture of Formaggio eating shredding cheese from the fridge at 3 am.)
- Probably shouldn’t be allowed to have a phone.
ᴍᴇʟᴏɴᴇ
- Types.. well...
- ‘Ciaooo~ What’s up lgbt community? (。•̀ᴗ-)✧’
- He gets on everyone’s nerves, or helps them out tremendously. It’s a 50/50.
- Will spam any cute gif he sees until he finds a better one.
- Doesn’t use emojis, but instead uses those emoticons.
- He’s the one who makes all the group chats.
- Usually starts fights, but never finishes them.
- (Aka. he ghosts halfway through once someone else joins the argument.) 
- Spams LOONA fancams in chat.
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ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀɢɢɪᴏ
- Types like a Mista 2.0
- ‘just admit you like feet and move on 🙄‘
- CEO of gaslighting, will 100% make every situation worse then it already is.
- ‘wow so i’m here shitting my guts out and not a single one of yall will come get me tp? woooow. see yall in hell ✌️’
- Loves to make everyone mad, but his target is usually Prosciutto. 
- He uses so many emojis that it’s impossible to keep track of them.
- Spams nasty f*tish art when he’s mad at someone in chat.
- The king of memes. Uses gifs, images, videos, you name it. They tell him to stop but he doesn’t.
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ɪʟʟᴜꜱᴏ
- Types pretty casually.
- ‘Okay so im just curious as to which one of yall clogged the toilet with a FAT log, cause this shit nasty asf’
- Extremely passive aggressive and manipulative, never outright says when he’s mad.
- Only uses the ‘💅’ emoji.
- Gossips 24/7 with Gelato in dms, and has a gc called ‘We love Formaggio.’
- (Hint: All they do is talk shit about him in that gc.)
- Sends so many reaction images it’s not even funny.
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ᴘᴇꜱᴄɪ
- Types like every teenage girl.
- ‘Hi guys!!! uwu’
- Everyone actually seems to ignore him for no reason.
- He has great ideas, but no one listens. Like, he could make communicating with each other x10 easier, but they just disregard him.
- Hates going into chat for the most part. 
- ‘Guys- formaggio’s cat threw up on the carpet, what do I do?’
- Once was traumatized by a video Formaggio sent of a guy twerking butt-naked.
- Uses the ‘😊’ and ‘🙏’ emojis the most.
- Wants to use images/gifs/videos but yelled at the last time he sent one.
ꜱᴏʀʙᴇᴛ & ɢᴇʟᴀᴛᴏ
- Both type in a similar tone.
- ‘Who the fuck stole my casserole.’ - Sorbet
- ‘who stole my baby’s casserole 😶’ - Gelato
- Gelato doesn’t capitalize his sentences, ever. His nickname in chat is even lowercase.
- Sorbet only uses ‘.’ as punctuation. 
- Gelato starts the most petty bull, Sorbet actually causes issues.
- Both are often kicked from the group chat for being overly affectionate. 
- ‘so i just wanted to mention that im p sure i saw illuso spill cereal on the couch and not clean it up 😁 ’
- vs.
- ‘Illuso split cereal on the fucking couch and didn’t clean up after himself. Nasty fucker.’
- I’m sure you can tell who’s who.
- Sorbet doesn’t use emojis, but like Ghiaccio, he sends images that starts fights.
- Meanwhile Gelato finds it hard to go 30 seconds without using emojis/images.
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𝓣here was an ask meme going around about what scene was the sole inspiration behind your entire story and someone asked me what that scene was for Only Human and well it’s in this chapter and I will let yall guess which one it is :)
If you’d like a preview of Chapter 12 right now, you can join my patreon here! All proceeds will be donated to BLM. Thank you so much for all the love and support with this story ❤️
huge massive thank you to the incredible @youresogolden-h for editing ❤️
CHAPTER ELEVEN: ALL MY LOVE (4.7K)
Harry and Y/N are friends…. with benefits, but not the kinds you’re thinking of.
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If she thought she was miserable before, there was nothing quite like quitting Harry Styles. Especially when his concerned texts had stopped, and especially when she had to hear about him every night since she’d made her decision to never end up in his bed again. It became a regular thing that Will came home with news about Harry’s album and how things seemed to be going really well.
Without her, she thought. Things were going well now that he didn’t have her hanging onto him all the time like a little parasite.
Keeping her distance was hard, but she knew it would be better in the long run. Even if she had to have a few days of trouble getting out of bed. And crying herself to sleep again. She’d deal with it. It was better than living in a fantasy world with Harry.
Some of his things still took up space in her room. A grey hoodie from Randy’s Donuts, a pair of his socks. His house keys. The former she unfortunately found herself sleeping in once or twice. She hated herself for it, but she needed something. It was like switching to vapor to try and kick a smoking habit. Still not great, but not as bad as letting the addiction run its course.
She kept his keys in her nightstand, where they’d always been, but now they were just a bitter reminder of the last decent day they’d had with each other.
There were no regrets in her mind when she looked back on all of it. Maybe falling for Harry was a contender, but she wouldn’t take back any of their nights together if it meant she didn’t have to deal with her shattered heart. He’d helped her so much more than he even knew. He’d opened her up, showed her that not everyone’s hands had bad intentions. And most importantly, she learned to trust him, with her secrets, with her body, her entire life.
Two entire weeks had passed since she’d seen Harry and it only just began to hurt a little less. Still, Fridays and Saturdays were the hardest for her to get through because they’d been her favorite nights with Harry. By the third week, post-Harry, she had finally stopped thinking about him every hour until Will backpedaled all her progress at dinner on Tuesday night.
“I’m throwing Harry a surprise party at his house on Saturday.” He’d started, taking a bite of his chicken before continuing, “All of us in the studio with him put it together since he finally hit the halfway mark with writing. It’s not done but I know how hard it’s been for him so we felt like it was time to celebrate something, you know. Anyways,” he took another bite, “you’re all invited. Especially you.”
Will narrowed his eyes at Y/N, being the most aware roommate out of them all to know that she’d only been in a good mood a few days after the last party he took her to. She was back to hiding in her bedroom most days after that, so much that the past two weeks he wasn’t even sure if she was still alive at times. Something had clearly looked up when she finally joined them for breakfast and he was taking full advantage of it.
“I um… don’t think I can do another party at Harry’s.” She cringed, all the bitter memories of her last couple days with Harry flooding back.
Will sighed, recalling their conversation in the car the morning after. Maybe it wasn’t his best idea to invite her to another party Harry would be at, but if it would get her to do something besides work and hibernate, he’d take it. Besides, she said she didn’t like Harry that way and Will believed her. “It won’t be like last time.” He assured, “It’s mostly just people from the studio and his manager and stuff.”
She considered it. Maybe Harry would be too distracted with everyone else to pay her any attention. It didn’t take long, but she didn’t even want to try feeding Will excuses not to go. She wanted to see Harry again. And she hated herself for it, for not letting him go like she’d promised herself to do, and for stupidly being excited about seeing him again.
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The ‘For Sale’ sign was still up in front of his house. Will talked her head off about it too, about the apartment Harry had shown him last week that he saw the ocean from.
She hated every second of it.
When they walked through the doors and she spotted how everyone else was dressed, she felt a wave of insecurities crash on her. Nobody was dressed as formal as she was, and maybe she wasn’t all that formal objectively, but she almost never wore dresses. Everyone was in jeans and polos or casual button-ups. A couple of women had on dresses too, but not quite like hers. They definitely didn’t wear heels either. She hated Will for not telling her she didn’t need to dress up, but, glancing over at him as they walked side by side into Harry’s kitchen, she realized she should have known better. He was also in jeans.
Some of them looked at her while she stood awkwardly beside Will, but luckily it wasn’t long after they had arrived that Harry was due back and the surprise part of his party got set into motion. There weren’t many people at his house, but they still hid everywhere they could, in his kitchen behind the island, crouched into corners together so that they weren’t visible from the front door. Everywhere it was physically possible to hide they did.
Except for Y/N. She didn’t want to see everyone happy for him. She didn’t want to know about how great his album was going to be or who he’d written his songs about. And she didn’t want to be among the faces of people he worked with, feeling so fucking out of place in her stupid fucking outfit she’d worn for stupid Harry who still didn’t fucking like her.
So she went someplace where she didn’t stick out like a sore thumb. The room that welcomed her like a warm and unconditionally loving hug. Where she felt a wave of relief. Where she felt safe, sitting in his armchair at the end of his bed, staring out over the city lights in a way she didn’t think she would ever again.
She had no clue if he’d ever come up here and find her and she wasn’t sure if she wanted him to. She just wanted to see the view one last time before it was gone forever.
The shouting from downstairs caught her attention because it was clear he had finally arrived. He could enjoy his night celebrating something huge for himself, even if it was only a small step in the making. She’d be out of his room before he found her in it anyways.
At least, that had been her plan. Just a little while longer and she’d leave. Spend the rest of her night stealing hopeless glances at him from across the room until she’d finally had enough and begged Will to take her home. That was the plan.
But it didn’t go as well in real life as it did in her head. Not when she heard footsteps coming up the stairs and she panicked. She stood before they got there, spinning around the room for someplace to hide but it was no use.
Harry stood in his doorway before she even got the chance to think of another plan. Instead, he caught her red-handed in the middle of his bedroom, alone.
“I, uh…” she pointed her thumb over her shoulder at his large window, “wanted to see--”
“The lights, yeah.” He nodded, finishing her sentence. She couldn’t help the hurt inside to see the smile stripped completely from his face the moment he’d laid eyes on her.
“What happened to you? You packed all your stuff and never answered my texts.” He took a step closer, his voice a little more commanding.
“I can’t do it anymore, Harry.” She mumbled, and he stopped walking towards her, completely taken aback by her words.
“Why not?” He breathed, feeling the heartbreak of the last few weeks without her all over again in his chest. He had even got so bad that after constantly turning down Will’s offers to hang out at the apartment, he nearly found himself begging Will to invite him over just to see her, but he knew that would have been a mistake. She needed her space and the way he’d felt about her after she told him to forget the kiss was more than enough to keep him away. He needed his space to stop being so mad at her.
But seeing her again, it all came flooding back.
She let out an exasperated laugh like he should know why. “You kissed me. And then?”
With his eyebrows furrowed, he came back at her twice as hard. “You told me to forget about it. So I did. Why are you mad at me for doing what you asked?”
He was right and there was no denying it. There was no more arguing with him about it. She dropped her shoulders and stared out the window again. “Can you please just tell me you did it because you were drunk? So I can move on.”
“Move on?” He snapped, his tone harsh enough to get her to look at him again, “You moved on from me the second I got home from New York, Y/N.”
She started to panic again, but this time there was no possibility of escaping. She had to face him, with or without tears in her eyes.
He continued while she was quiet. “I slept with her because I couldn’t sleep without you. I don’t understand how you’ve not realized that.” He continued.
“I don’t care who you sleep with, Harry.” She practically yelled at him and it took every inch of his self-control not to leap across the room when he realized she was crying.
“That’s the problem.” He deadpanned, keeping himself grounded instead of letting his emotions get the best of him like they always seemed to do.
“Harry!” Someone unfamiliar to Y/N shouted from downstairs, garnering both of their attention. “Hurry your ass up already!”
Pinching his bottom lip between his fingers, he turned back to face her, finding the tears that had spilled gone from her face like they’d never been there to begin with.
“I need to get dressed.” He explained and she quickly maneuvered herself out of his way. Not saying another single word to each other while she left his room and snuck back into the party she didn’t want to be at.
Glances were, in fact, shared between the both of them. Mostly because he wasn’t finished with her yet and in reality, neither was she with him. She could wallow in her self-pity all she wanted, telling herself Harry never liked her this or it was all in her head that. But she was fucking lost again without him the past couple weeks. Her only regrets now were leaving and she’d take it back in a heartbeat if she could. Just get over herself and be with him anyways because if she truly did not care who he slept with, she wouldn’t have let that stupid text message get the best of her.
She wouldn’t have spent every morning in the mirror telling herself she did not have a face Harry could ever love and bringing herself down for no fucking reason at all besides finding comfort in her own miserableness.
Hindsight is a bitch though.
The party died down sooner than his last one had, after they brought out a cake with a photo of Harry on it from long before Y/N knew him, possibly when he was sixteen or seventeen, she’d assumed, and then they proceeded to shove his twenty-five-year-old face in it and start a cake throwing war in the middle of his poor kitchen. That was when things died down. When some went home because they had children or were covered in cake and it was getting late, and others, who didn’t get absolutely pummeled by chocolate cake, stayed talking amongst themselves in his living room with empty glasses of champagne.
Y/N, on the other hand, was in an almost lifeless position beside Will on the bar stools at the island counter, barely listening while he and Harry and some others discussed stuff she knew nothing about all while Harry was still trying to get cake out of his hair.
She felt the agitating urge to clean up the rest of his kitchen, too, mostly because she couldn’t stand to look at it any longer. And maybe if she and Harry were on slightly better terms, she would be.
It was when Will’s phone rang that it finally got a lot quieter. There was still music playing softly in the background and chatter from others in a different room, but once Will took the call and left them all alone in the kitchen together, it was almost silent.
“You’re going to need to shower for like… forty minutes to get that all out,” Glenne teased. Y/N had learned she was Jeff’s girlfriend, and that Jeff was Harry’s manager. And she thought about how well all three of them knew each other and for how long while Glenne ran a strand of Harry’s messy hair between her fingertips to remove some stuck-on frosting.
“Forty minutes is a typical shower for him, try two days,” Jeff scoffed, poking fun at Harry’s expense.
“Heyyyy,” Harry grimaced, pretending to be offended as they both fucked with him, “stop taking the piss, I’m not in there that long.”
She hated that she agreed with Jeff. Harry did take long in the shower.
It felt weird, though, just watching them all interact, like she was someplace she wasn’t supposed to be. These were Harry’s friends and she was nobody to him, at least not publicly. And maybe not privately either. She had no clue how Harry felt about her, if he wasted any time even thinking about her at all anymore when she wasn’t around.
But then all eyes seemed to land on her. “Sorry, I forgot your name, um…” Glenne looked like she was reaching for something across the counter in front of Y/N while she tried mentally sifting through all the names she had to remember.
Harry answered before anyone could, however. “It’s Y/N. She’s… Will’s roommate.” Harry’s eyes went from Y/N, to Glenne, and finally landed on his manager. Giving him a look Y/N didn’t quite understand. Mostly because she was too focused on how cold he’d been talking about her, like she really didn’t mean a thing to him at all. She was just Will’s roommate to him. Even so, she couldn’t help feeling like it was more than she deserved from him.
“Y/N! Right! Can you hand me that phone right there?” She pointed to a discarded iPhone with a blue case that had been sitting in the same spot for quite a while, and Y/N returned it.
She didn’t say or do anything else after that, just slipped out of her chair, grabbed her purse and started walking away from them to find Will. She’d sufficiently had enough.
But when she reached the foyer, where she distinctly remembered Will running off too, he was nowhere to be found. She looked around for him a few moments more before pulling her phone from her purse to call him. Before she could, though, she noticed the text from him that had been sent five minutes prior.
(Will, 12:03 pm)
I’ll come back to pick you up. Sasha called, her mom’s in the hospital.
Her first reaction was shock, hoping that whatever was going on wasn’t too serious. And then she realized she was stuck at Harry’s after having already made her exit. She didn’t want to be mad though, Will had an emergency and it wasn’t like she hadn’t spent countless nights in Harry’s house before.
This was just one night she didn’t really want to spend here any longer.
And instead of waltzing herself back into the kitchen, she stepped outside for some fresh air. Or rather, she leaned into the doorway because it was far too cold to spend any length of time outside.
“Where’s Will?” Harry’s voice appeared from behind her and she twisted around quickly when he startled her.
“He had an emergency.” She slowly stepped back inside his house. “Said he’d be back to pick me up later.”
“Oh.” He paused, swallowing the nervous pit in his throat while whatever bottled up anger towards her that had been festering washed away. Seeing her standing there alone reminded him of every single one of her secrets she’d shared with him and even if he was mad, she didn’t deserve to be treated poorly by him. “You know you can stay here.”
She nodded, crossing her arms around herself and avoiding his eyes.
“I want you to stay.” He added once he got closer to her and her breath caught in her throat. He wanted her. Those words and the sweet smell of chocolate cake in his hair and just… him being near her again like this was enough to make her dizzy.
She thought about saying a million things to him, but settled on something that was classically her instead. “And I want you to take a shower.”
It was possibly the first time in weeks that she’d seen his smile. A genuine, dimply, toothy, Harry smile that made her hate all the time she spent missing out on it.
“Don’t go anywhere.” He pointed his index finger at her and she nodded just before he ran upstairs, taking them two at a time.
She didn’t like his house as much with all the people in it she didn't know. Not a single face she recognized as they littered all the places she and Harry had once been. The middle of his living room where they danced together. His kitchen where he’d given her a glass of water the first night they slept together. His couch where he’d given her the keys to his house.
Sighing, she found a spot where she could be by herself and texted Will back not to worry about her, that Harry was letting her sleep on the couch. Stretching the truth was something she did well when it came to Harry after all.
More people left, being seen out by Jeff and Glenne instead of Harry until what few people remained lingered on the sofas around her, drinking the last bits of wine he had left to offer and watching the logs burn out slowly in his fireplace.
Jeff plopped himself down beside Y/N and Glenne next to him, and while she was wrapped up in a conversation, he leaned slightly towards Y/N, keeping his voice down.
“Harry told me about you, you know.”
She looked up from her phone, a bit frozen in place as she slowly craned her neck over to him. He looked at her with a reassuring smile even though she was terrified to death. What exactly did Harry’s manager know about her?
“He’s been a pain in the ass recently thanks to you.”
“What?”
Before Jeff could explain anything, Harry was making his boisterous entrance back into what was left of the party. All cleaned up this time though with fresh clothes on and dampened hair. He looked like he’d just been working out with water leaving a sweat-like appearance on his forehead and what could be seen of his chest. He was still just as hot coming out of the shower and she mentally smacked herself for thinking it.
“Not saying that you all have to go home, but you do have to get the hell out of my house now.” They all laughed at him for a short while until everyone who had lingered to say their personal goodbyes and final congratulations to Harry started trickling off as he walked them all to his door. Jeff and Glenne were the last to go, but eventually she was alone again.
And she stayed on her phone until she heard his front door close and the familiar sounds of him pressing the code into his security system keypad. Her stomach did all sorts of twists from somersaults to cartwheels knowing it was just the two of them alone again. Knowing he was closing up his house while she was still in it. That she wasn’t going home tonight as planned after all.
“Are you sleeping in here?” He asked once he’d reached the open entrance to the living room, hovering his hand over the control panel, waiting for her before he shut off all the lights.
She pulled herself up from the couch after taking a deep breath. They were doing this again. And she knew damn well whether or not anything had happened with Will that she was going to end up in his bed somehow anyways. He followed her up the stairs and into his room again, lifting his fingers to graze her arm and get her to stop once they were smack dab in the middle of it.
When she turned to see what he was doing, his entire mood had shifted. He wasn't fun, bubbly Harry right now. He stared at her the way he had before he kissed her, except this time they were both completely sober. And maybe that’s why she let him take one step closer. She let him reach his hands around her back and carefully pull the zipper of her dress down.
“You still clean up nice,” he whispered, sending goosebumps all across her skin, “but you look even better in my shirts.”
Without even thinking, he pulled the shirt he currently wore off and over his head, handing it to her like a peace offering. But he just hoped she still needed him enough for at least one more night of their bullshit. He hoped she wanted him too, as much as he wanted her and he hoped that this wouldn’t even come close to being their last night.
They stared at each other while she switched outfits, his eyes never wavering from hers while she changed. Not that he didn’t want to look, but that he didn’t expect her to do it all right there in front of him like she had never done before.
“Better?” She asked once clothed again, her dress in a familiar pile on his floor.
He just nodded, slowly, and like he was in some kind of trance, especially when she turned on her heel and went straight for his bed. Getting in under the covers on her normal side and patting the empty space next to her for him to join.
Swallowing thickly, he slipped in beside her. Just like old times.
She turned on her side, facing her back to him and scooting herself right up against his front, grabbing his wrist to pull his arm over her and his body closer. All the cold words they had exchanged earlier in the night melting right away.
They got used to each other again, folding arms around each other so that there was no telling where Harry ended and Y/N began. He breathed in the beachy scent of her hair and she felt his heart beating against her spine. The three weeks she thought she could quit Harry were a total waste when they fit together just the way they always had. Like puzzle pieces who needed each other to finish the bigger picture.
Harry shifted slightly behind her and she felt the brush of his lips at her ear.
“You know the songs are about you, right?” He spoke softly, forcing her eyes to shoot open. And when he did it again, he said something that truly made her heart burst into a million tiny pieces of rainbow colored confetti. “Know you’re the one I’ve been in love with all along, don’t you?”
She twisted her head around to face him, to meet him a lot closer than they’d been since his last party. To look into his eyes and make sure he was being serious. And when she felt his heart pounding against her upper arm and his eyes steady as ever, she knew he wasn’t fucking around.
All he had to do was take one glance at her lips for her to twist herself just the tiniest bit further and mend them both back together again. This time there was no alcohol, there was no doubt or self-pity. No rock between them.
She slid her hand up his neck to his jaw, pulling him in while she arched her back against him to reach his lips properly. His own hand found a home at the side of her face as well, rubbing gentle strokes across her cheek as they finished where they left off all those nights ago.
Except this time, he had actually said what he needed to say to her before it was too late.
She felt him start to pull her onto him, as slowly as he possibly could. He gauged every one of her reactions just to make sure he never pushed her too far. And when she was half on top of him with her leg wrapped around his and one of his hands on her waist, things got a little deeper.
She held his face in both her hands, breathing heavily every time she got the chance to before going right back in for more. And his lungs burned too, moaning against her lips every time he lost his breath.
This time when she pulled away, it wasn’t to apologize or give him a look like she regretted it. Instead, she laughed and let him get some oxygen back into his system.
He had her again not even seconds later, though, and she was too wrapped up in it to even care about anything else. She’d save it all for the morning. Right now all she wanted was his lips and his hands on her lower back, wrinkling the fabric of her shirt in his hold so much that he exposed her pale pink underwear beneath the covers. She didn’t really care about that either.
What she did care about, however, was when he snuck a hand up underneath the back of her shirt, feeling his fingertips on her bare skin there for the first time ever. And instead of feeling scared, she opened her eyes slightly and saw him. That it was Harry she’d learned to trust. To touch her, to hold onto her secrets, and keep them safe. And he made everything so much better than it already was.
She explored his body a little bit more too, grazing her hand over his chest while he kissed her harder. Feeling his heartbeat in her palm and then his biceps tensing beneath his skin.
She let him undo the clasp of her bra, both hands around her back to get it off within a second, even while he was distracted. He knew she didn’t sleep in it, so he was only doing her a favor. Because now was not the right time to do anything he wanted to. There were still a lot of unsaid words and he really couldn’t keep his eyes open much longer anyways.
They separated again when she pulled away to remove the straps and throw the thing off the side of the bed while he grinned at her.
Coming back to him, he caught her face in his hand before she violated his lips any further. “I could kiss you all night, but I’m genuinely exhausted,” he whispered sleepily.
She shook her head at him, “And people say I’m the lightweight.” Scoffing, she instead settled into his side, resting against his chest in her familiar spot and watched his chest move up and down rapidly until he eventually caught his breath and fell asleep.
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obsidianfr3sk · 4 years
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Humon + all the questions 👀👀👀👀👀👀
*Cracks her knuckles* My time has come
100 Otp Questions (✨Humon edition✨)
1. Who loves flower crowns more? Simon. I think that during most of his childhood and teen years he tried to repress a lot of his more "feminine" interests so when he became an adult and a little more confident, he started to kinda obsess over them 2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle? Hugh 3. Who has awful taste in music? Hugh (? HE JUST SEEMS LIKE HE HAS SHITTY MUSICAL TASTE, OK????? 4. Who is the meme lover? Simon, and Hugh always goes like "I don't get it" 5. How did their second date go? Better than the first one:) 6. How many children do they want/have? They always wanted to have a lot of kids 7. Who hides the weapons? Simon 8. Who is the better dancer? Hugh. Simon's super clumsy, but it’s kinda adorable:) 9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding? No, they went to the courthouse after a few weeks after they defeated Ace Anarchy and had a small ceremony with friends (they were still mourning Georgia u.u) 10. What do their parents think of them dating? Well, according to my headcanons (? Hugh didn't actually meet his parents (because Mr. Everhart didn't want t prodigy son) but Simon lived with this dad! Mr. Westwood didn’t like Hugh that much because he thought he may be a bad influence:) But after they started dating he started to notice Simon was so happy with him, and at the end of the day, it was all that mattered. But yeah he still didn't like Hugh that much lol his son was too good for him (? 11. Are they a super sappy couple? When they're drunk, yes (? 12. How did they get together? Simon was the introvert Hugh, an extrovert, adopted 13. Who asked the other to get married? They asked each other at the same time:) 14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes? Simon. 15. Who is the nerd? B O T H 16. Who knows the most obscure facts? Hugh: *drinks water* Simon: you know... drinking too much water can actually kill you. Hugh: *nervously drinks water* 17. Who makes the other a flower crown? Simon, but one day Hugh tried to make one for him (it was a little bit... ugly, but Simon liked it) 18. Who likes to read? Simon. 19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads? Hugh 20. Who tutors the other? Hugh 21. Do they have similar taste in movies? Yeah, for some reason I think they both like Marvel movies lol 22. How do their personalities complement each other? Simon is more sensitive, calm, and proactive, while Hugh is more dense, social, and reactive 23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon? If you've read my fic Catch Me if I Should Fall, you know I believe Georgia asked Hugh to take care of Adrian if something happened to her. So when something did happen to her lol I think Hugh told Simon about the conversation they had, and Simon accepted without hesitation. Simon was the one who told the rest of the team, and honestly, nobody objected, because they knew they were the most capable of taking care of a child. 24. Who has better fashion sense? Hugh:) 25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner? Both 26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle? OKAY SDAJFASFJD hahaha just imagine (? Adrian's on the car with them and Simon just starts singing at the top of his lungs "Stacy's Dad" but instead of saying "Stacy" he sings "Adrian". Adrian is super embarrassed because omg the cringe and he goes "dad tell pops to stop" while Simon is "ADRIAN'S DAD IS ACTUALLY PRETTY RAD HE'S ALL I WANT AND I'M OBSESSED JUST A TAD". So Hugh looks at him dead in the eye and says: "OH ADRIAN CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR DAD JUST THE GUY FOR ME" and then they both go "I KNOW IT MAY BE BAD BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH ADRIAN'S DAD" and Adrian jumps out of the car 27. What other couple would your otp get along with? I think they would get along with Tamaya and her husband:) 28. Who likes to prank the other? Okay so dskbsajfdjsd I think Simon, but like, he would make sexual jokes (? and Hugh would be like "I don't know how to respond to that". But he likes them xd 29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures? Both. 30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates? Sweetie, they already know it 31. Where would they live? It's not like they don't like living in their mansion, but they would be more than happy if they lived in a small house:) As long as they're together 32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one? *googles types of dragons* so apparently Quetzalcoatl is considered a dragon... yeah, they would own a Quetzalcoatl :))) 33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be? Okay there are too many types of vampires what the actual fuck askdhsjakfdj but yeah, I think they would be your standard vampire lol 34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween? THEY WOULD DRESS UP AS EACH OTHER SDFBSHFBJ The Dread Captain and Chromium Warden (? 35. Can they name each other’s favorite food? Yes!!! Hugh knows Simon favorite food is pupusas (a traditional Salvadorian dish) (yes I headcanon Simon as half Salvadorian fight me) and one time he tried to cook them for him but he almost set the kitchen on fire. Ah, and Simon knows Hugh's favorite food is apple pie:) 36. Do they have pet names for one another? Hugh: *calls his husband dear/hun* Simon: *call his husband dude, amigo, bro, captain, and sometimes love, when he's in a good mood* 37. How do they cheer each other up? "I love you" "I know" "And I know you know. I just wanted to make sure you remember. Do you wanna talk about it?" "No" "It's okay. I'm here for you tho." "I know. And thank you" 38. Do they show a lot of PDA? At first, Simon had problems with PDA because fucking homophobes are everywhere, but now he hugs Hugh in public every time he can. And Hugh doesn't have a problem with it:) 39. How old were they when they got together? My headcanon is that they were 16, almost 17:) 40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home? SIMON ASAJDBJSD and Hugh would be the one who's like "i don't want animals in this house Simon you have to find him another home i'm the patriarch and I've spoken" but then two months later he's like "Simon the dog sleeps in the bed tonight he's a puppy and there's a thunderstorm he will get scared:(((" 41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses? Some of them 42. What is their song? YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE Tear in my Heart, by TOP 43. What does their room look like? LIKE A PINTEREST MOM ROOM LOL 44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded? Hugh kills the zombies, Simon keeps him grounded 45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed? Añis, I think both of them:) 46. Who loves kids more? Simon. Hugh likes his kids and kids sometimes like him, but they're sticky and loud and just... no:) 47. Do either of them have a crazy ex? Does Ace count? 48. What are their favourite colours? Simon's favorite colour is purple and Hugh's is blue 49. Who likes to cook? Both, but Simon cooks better:) 50. Who is the forgetful one? I think Simon lol 51. Does either of them know how to fight? They do!! Like you cannot be a superhero without knowing how to fight lol. But I think Simon is more of thinking before every movent and Hugh tends more to using brute force 52. What do they do for Valentine's Day? They send each other flowers to work and have a romantic dinner at their house, is a tradition. 53. Who swears more? When they were younger Hugh used to curse more, but when they got older, Simon started doing it more than him 54. Who has the better comebacks? Simon. Sometimes Hugh is just... mean with his comebacks 55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale? H U G H (he's a soccer mom trapped in the body of a gay superhero) (Hugh: FIGHT ME TINA!) 56. Who reads buzzfeed? Both, but Simon does it ironically, Hugh doesn't (? 57. Who is the hopeless romantic? Both:) 58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand? Yes, Simon. 59. Who can rap better? S I M O N (One time Hugh was having a rap battle with Tamaya and Simon went “GO WHITE BOY GO”) 60. Do either of them want to go sky diving? No, they're too old for that 61. What do they usually text about? The kids, work, "i'm gonna order pizza" "all right" "but hurry up u r paying and i'm hungry", and "love ya" 62. Who is the dramatic one? It depends xd but I think Hugh lol 63. Is either one confrontational? Have you seen Hugh in Supernova?? the guy is batshit crazy i see why yall don't like him tbh 64. What is their favourite cuddle position? Spoon!!! (those basic bitches) 65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)? JUAN GABRIEL AND SELENA QUINTANILLA 66. What are their parenting styles? Well, for what I saw in the books, they're not really super strict, but I think Hugh is more strict than Simon:) 67. Who would be the more laid back one? Simon. He would sneak his kids a cookie after Hugh told him not 68. Who listens to more vulgar music? I think Simon, but he just listens to it when Hugh’s around because he goes like the lady from this vine and is hilarious 69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know? Hugh doesn't like papusas that much:) 70. Who is their go to couple for a double date? Tamaya and his husband! 71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date? Yes, they're nice:) 72. How do they work out a fight? I think they give the other their space to think and calm down, and then they talk about it. 73. Who brings home an illegal pet? SIMON BUT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE PET IS ILLEGAL UNTIL HUGH TELLS HIM 74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on? Hugh sleeps on the right side and Simon on the left side 75. What is their favorite photo of them two together? A candid photo Georgia took a few weeks after they started dating. They are at Simon's basement, shyly holding hands and looking at each other completely smitten 76. Who takes longer in the bathroom? Hugh lol 77. Who has more songs on their ipod? Simon!! 78. What movie did they first see together? Matilda xd 79. What do they like to see each other in? Their supersuits (? 80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times? Simon skdfhjsdjhs 81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children? Right after Adrian was born they started to think about it, but never really talked of it until they were like 24-25. 82. What do they love about each other the most? They both think of each other as the bravest person they have ever met. 83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focuses on the small details? Hugh sees the big picture and Simon focus on the small details 84. What would they write on their partner’s social media for their anniversary? Something really cheesy lol 85. Who is bad at math? Simon 86. Who googles everything? Hugh to win arguments, Simon out of anxiety 87. Who does stuff on impulse? Hugh (fucking obviously) 88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation? I think they just... hold hands. Like “maybe we cannot do anything about this situation, but if the worst happens, we’ll be together and that’s the only right thing in this world right now.” 89. What is an inside joke they have? "rEnEgAdEs???? More like RENEGAYS" 90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all? Hugh 91. What is their favourite holiday? Christmas!! 92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive? *Supernova flashbacks* 93. What is their favourite board game to play? Pachisi  94. Who accidental sets something on fire? Hugh 95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store? Hugh has the car ready and Simon robs the store 96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert? SELENA QUINTANILLA 97. Who sleep talks? Simon 98. Who is the more social one? Hugh 99. What are their karaoke songs? Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Dreaming of You, and Te Quiero Tanto (but Simon is the only one who can sing it; he's been taking Spanish classes because after his mother died, he forgot all his Spanish. He does what he can) 100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh? Hugh
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ncityofangels · 5 years
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NCT 127 + U Reaction : You Being Under Anesthesia and They Tell You Things They’ve Never Told You Before
a/n: this was requested and took really long but it was so fun to write because I’ve never written a reaction before so yay! Anyway....I included 127, U, and Kun in this reaction so have fun. Hope you guys like it :D
Genre : Flufffffff x10
below the cut because I’m nice like that ;)
Taeil
I could definitely see him being one of the more emotional ones whenever you go to get your wisdom teeth out
He’s definitely big worried about you
I don’t think he would really express it to you though
HOWEVER
Don’t think that he won’t be taking funny pictures of you during your procedure to blackmail you with later
Once you were completely under though he’d turn into a big softie
Would wait in the waiting room all night just to make sure you’re okay
Constantly talking to the doctors to make sure everything was going according to plan
“How did I get so lucky?”
“You’re so beautiful, Y/N”
Johnny
Today was the day you got the procedure done to donate your kidney
He comes to the hospital with you (of courseee)
Brings hella snacks for both of you
but like
Not healthy snacks. Probably a lot of chocolate.
Watches YouTube videos with you on his phone while you wait
Once you get called he gets a little nervous
The entire time the procedure is being done he’s like pacing in the waiting room
Doing that knee bounce thingy people do when they’re anxious
After the procedure is done and you’re in your room, the biggest smile erupts on his face
“I totally knew you’d be okay babe”
“You’re the strongest person I know”
Taeyong
first off
big baby 1/4
He was already hella concerned when you broke your leg but when he found out you’d have to get operated on
This boyyyyy was freakin out
I definitely see him being one of the most anxious ones
Highkey tries to teach you a choreo he thought of while you’re in the waiting room to calm his nerves
“Oh right, your leg is broken. Sorry babe. Let’s find something else to do then”
Doesn’t want to be separated from you when they take you back
After the operation they tell him he can go back to your room and he could not get their faster
Definitely has a whole conversation with you while you’re still under
“Hurry up and get back to me”
“I love you too much”
Yuta
Why do I picture him being so chill the whole time
Like not in the way that he doesn’t care 
but
He trusts you’re in good hands with the doctors
You’re definitely more nervous than he is
“Babe, you’re just getting your wisdom teeth out, it’ll be okay.”
Plays a game on his phone while your waiting
Or reads one of those magazines they always leave out for patients
Buys flowers after they take you back
I feel like without a doubt he spent at LEAST 15 minutes in the hospital gift shop picking out what kind of flowers to get you
Probably asks the people working there for advice too
The procedure didn’t take too long so he was able to see you pretty soon, even though you were still under
“See babe I told you everything was going to go good”
“You’re so beautiful when you sleep”
Kun
Very similar to Johnny imo
Plays with your hair while you’re in the waiting room
“You don’t need your tonsils anyway”
This makes me soft
Tells you fuckin dad jokes to calm you down like the nerd he is
ALSO
FLOWERSS 
this boy will go all out because he really loves your ass
Expect your room to smell good af after you get up
Why do I feel like he’d order take out for you before you wake up so it’s ready for you when you come to
ik thats like kInDa weird but I just feel that in my soul so
ANYWAY
Lowkey wants to cuddle you the whole time you’re under
“I’ll never leave your side”
“You’re so adorable like this”
Doyoung
Alright this is my bias y’all sooo
I definitely feel like he’s kind of similar to Yuta
a LOT more chill than some of the other members
“I’ll see you in a bit”
“What do you want to eat after this?”
Lots of hugs before you go back
Roams the gift shop while he waits
Probably gets you some small little thing that made him think of you
“She’ll like this”
Sings to you in your room while you’re still asleep
WOW im in love with this boy
Checks in with the doctor to make sure things are going well
Doesn’t leave your side once they move you into your room
Not in the way that he is worried, he just likes being close to you
Treats you to dinner after you’re released
“I never knew I could care about someone so much”
“Take your time babe, I have all day”
Ten
veryyyyy touchy
big baby 2/4
not really worried at all though
Will be all over you before you go back
Just very affectionate in general, regardless of the situation
When you told him you had to get your appendix taken out he was like “okay, lets go get that fixed”
brings snacks like Johnny
When it’s time for you to go back he holds your hand and tells you everything is gonna be okay
Brings you food
Updates the members on your condition (idk that’s just something I think he’d do)
Probably ends up falling asleep in the waiting room tbh
“Are you really under anesthesia or are you just messing with me?”
“I’ll always take care of you”
Jaehyun
wow we love ANOTHER bias
Okay so
Brings his airpods and a speaker so yall can listen to music together while you wait
this is so cute i’m literally crying
why do I see him packing a lunch for the both of you
Does the MOST
“Hurry, you have to eat this before they take your wisdom teeth out”
Big softie
A tiny bit concerned, but knows you’ll be fine
Can’t wait for the cuddles that he’ll give you after your release
repeat after me… TAKES. CARE. OF. YOU.
Most likely ends up feeding you at home too because you’re a mess and can’t do anything for yourself
Once they let him back to see you though he just melts
So proud of you tbh (even though you literally didn’t do anything”
“That’s my baby”
“I can’t wait to marry you”
Winwin
big baby 3/4
Would quite literally do anything for you
Lots of backhugs and reassurance
Jokes around with you to calm you down
definitely shows you memes from the NCT group chat to cheer you up
“I’ll be right here the whole time, don’t worry”
Speaks Mandarin for you because you find it relaxing
lil cuddles in the waiting room
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
Y’all have the softest relationship
Expect this boy to literally never leave your side during recovery
Won’t let you do anything but rest because his baby has to be in top condition
As soon as he sees you after the operation he gets a little emotional
Most likely just has a regular convo with you while you’re under
“What do you think about this outfit, Y/N?”
“Yeah, I don’t really like it that much either”
“You’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met”
“I can’t wait to grow old with you”
Jungwoo
big baby 4/4
a lot like Taeyong tbh
aegyo to make you feel better
For some reason I don’t see him worrying too much though
Like he loves you soooo much and you will never question that but he’s just chillin once you go back
Misses your presence once he’s alone in the waiting room
“How long does it take to take an appendix out?”
Probably is wayyy too into a game on his phone when the doctor comes to tell him that he can go back
“Aw baby, you look so cuteee”
“I just want to hug you until you’re better” 
Lucas
honestly
big meme boi
Roasts the shit out of you for having to have your wisdom teeth out
You try and explain to him that it’s literally a common thing but nope
he still make fun
“Don’t worry, even though your body is failing our relationship isn’t”
Asks the doctors soooo many times how much longer it is going to take
Just because he can’t wait to show you some meme he found or tell you some joke he made
Don’t mistake his teasing though because this boy will wait all day in that hospital for you
Goes to get food while he waits
Forgets to get you something and gets mad at himself for being so wreckless
Flowerssss 3.0
idk I just love the idea of Lucas getting you flowers leave me alone
not like this big bouquet tho, very simple. Like maybe a couple roses
Playfully sings to you while he waits for you to wake up
“My ladyYyYyY”
sorry y’all i had to
“I love you so much it hurts”
“I can’t focus when you’re around”
Mark
Jaehyun 2.0 tbh
makes you listen to this new song he found on SoundCloud (yikess we love him tho)
probably raps to it because we been knew he’s a dork
sings to you if you want him to
big cuddler tbh
worries when they take you back
just doesn’t want to be away from you in general
Likes his space but also whiny when he’s in the mood for some time with you
wow i’m really whipped for him, let’s continue
I don’t really see him buying flowers for you but I think he’d roam the gift shop for a trinket you would like
Runs home to get one of your stuffed animals or something to remind you of home and make you feel comfortable
When they let him see you he gets super excited
“Hey baby, long time no see”
“I’m so in love with you”
Haechan
This mans gonna tease you the wholeeee time
Kinda like Lucas but more like a loving tease
Pinches your cheeks a LOT
“My baby is getting surgery todayy”
Your procedure is like a whole event tbh
Gotta pack a lunch
Some snacks for AFTER lunch
lots of drinks
pillows maybe a blanket
Very extra in general
Also very worried when they take you back
Texts the members about how worried he is
“I just love her so much, I don’t want anything bad to happen to her”
Is super relieved when he gets to see you again
“Hello my angel”
“I think i’m falling in love with you”
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drumie · 6 years
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Salutatory Speech.
So as Salutatorian, I was told I would have to write a speech focused on the history... I find that a bit challenging, but here it goes.
A very long time ago, the universe did not exist. There was infinite mass and density, and said universe couldn’t take it, so there was a boom. A big bang of sorts…
Then in the late 90’s and early 2000’s we were born. One of us, in fact, was born on this very day. I want to wish Alicia Hernandez a happy birthday. (sing alicia happy birthday)
So we were born. Our worries were few, but substantial. Two of my personal struggles included catching the next spongebob episode and drinking chocolate milk too fast.
We started pre-school. My only memory from there is getting sick on one too many pigs in a blanket. We met some of our first friends here. Simple times.
2004 - Facebook was created.
2005 - Youtube was created.
Then we started Elementary school. I was at east ridge. Our worries here included getting the last breakfast pizza that was left over because “adam wasn’t here and he would want me to have it.” They included  obsessively cramming for spelling tests, memorizing multiplication facts,  and taking our first TAKS test. TAKS test. Feel old yet?
2006 - Twitter was created
We moved onto 4th grade at SIS… The turf wars began. And for the folks that don’t know, there were two different elementary schools that brought up Kindergarten through 3rd grade. And then these two schools would feed into SIS, Sweetwater Intermediate School. This was our world now. Where we came from defined a person… were you from east ridge, or were you from south east? And I’m ending the beef now, East Ridge was the better of the two. Only kidding! It didn’t matter. There were good things from both schools. I’m just glad that hating and judging people from where they’re from is only something 4th and 5th graders do.
I digress. We’d rack up AR Points ca ching! We’d party like the year we were born… Flamingo fling. Not many worries, but we were still in a hurry, learning about history and Martin Luther King. And those days remained romanticized because again, our biggest concerns only included passing a TAKS test and… our first puberty class.
2010 - Instagram was created
Speaking of puberty, here came middle school. Oh my God. Puberty was like Everyone telling you to look both ways before crossing the street to watch for cars and then a falcon swoops down from the sky and attacks you. Folks I thought that was it for us. As soon as coach Huskey said “Let’s go hit that creek” I recall thinking to myself “yeah I’m going to die in the next few hours.” I found my passion: Band. I also found what I thought was my passion: Football. I remember one day Kiante hit me and I was like “I don’t think I like this very much.” Life got real. Technology took off. We all got phones, social media, iPads. Remember how cool we thought we looked with all of our decent selfies  camwow retro logo in the bottom left? Instagram, Snapchat, facebook, tumblr (lowkey though), Jokebox, iFunny, Youtube, and for the first time, We stopped going to older people for help and we got online and googled it. We were the pioneer generation that was raised by technology. Surrounded by information in the times of our lives when we needed it the most. We began to comprehend the different weights of life. As a middle schooler I pulled a few all-nighters to finish projects and homework… I may or may not have procrastinated on. Our priority list was fine tuned. School and extracurricular were up there now. But memes, relationships, and social media were among them as well.
2012 - Vine was created
Then came High School. lots of smells in high school have you noticed that? The big room smells like shredded tires and hard work and dedication with a hint of Trent tears scattered here and there. You could always tell when bunsen burners were on because the science hall always smelled unpleasant. And Mrs. Melendez’s room when she would burn those Orange Buttercream Scenses that smell like fruity pebbles oh my god.
Smells like the big room, bunsen burners, teen spirit, and those scense’s are the things I think I’ll remember the most.
I learned a few important things in my time in High school that I’d like to share with you.
Freshman year I learned that if you’re unhappy in your situation, you have the ability to change it. Whether it be relationships, extracurricular, or any aspect of life, you can change it. I also learned that social media can be a cruel blackhole, that can distort views, reputations, and relationships. Even more so today. Tread carefully.
Sophomore year, I learned the true value of hard work thanks to Mrs. Judith Brentz. She taught us many valuable lessons, the most important being “how to use our heads for something more than keeping your ears apart.” I also got my first B… Thanks Mrs. Mac. I also got my second B… Thanks Mrs. Brentz. I also learned how to rid my life of toxic people, and for the first time I began to see the world for what it really was. All the variables, and the factors that can play into what, when, why, and how we think the things we think.
Junior year was the toughest for me. Between band, Round 2 of Brentz for chem 2, Coach Mayes, Work, and family…. It taught me that you can’t do everything you want to, and at the same time get enough sleep. I also learned that it’s healthy to rock the boat every now and then. You’ll either get humbled, humble someone else, or if conditions are just right, a healthy mix of the two.
I also learned probably the most important lesson I’ve learned thus far. This applies to everyone listening, Teachers, families, current students, etc. If you don’t get anything about my longwinded speech, please hear this.
My junior year, I stopped worrying about grades, and I started doing the best I could to learn and retain everything that was being taught to me. Numbers are just Numbers. But what we should understand is that we have the world’s most powerful computer between our ears, and once we start using it, we become unstoppable. There are people that will disagree with what I’m about to say, but stop trying ace tests. Stop trying to do the bare minimum to get by. Learn and retain the information, and those good grades will come. I guarantee it. And class of 2018, it’s not too late to apply to your lives. Whether you’re going to college or not, this is a fundamental principle that can be applied across the board, and I encourage you to do so.
Alright back to jokes.
My senior year I learned lots. Like how you can overcook a TV Dinner and still get food poisoning, ruining your chance for perfect attendance that year. Once I started seeing colleges I started learning how a world that I thought was so big is about a whole lot bigger. I learned that if you fall asleep exactly 47 minutes before the first bell, you’ll wake up and be in a sour mood the entire day. I learned that once people figure out that you’re doing a speech at graduation, everyone wants a shout out. I also learned that you can market shoutouts and get a headstart on paying tuition by selling them for a dollar a piece. I also learned that I should've thought of that sooner and not just the night before I gave the speech. Nobody bought shoutouts. (this was what was originally written, but nick gomez bought a shoutout lol)
But our priority list is strict now. When we have to be where and with who? Some of us are paying bills, we have to worry about finances, college tuition, student loans, our next meal, car payments, gas money, textbooks, toothpaste, medical, dental, water, electrical, internet, phone bills. Oh my God I thought I wanted to be an adult but this isn’t what I meant. Of course, those are all things we should be concerned about.
I for one have my priorities just a little bit different
My biggest worries are still catching the latest episode of spongebob and drinking chocolate milk at the right speed.
So welcome. I hope you enjoy tonight's ceremonies. I’m going to wrap this up with a few thank yous, and we’ll get on with it.
Thank you God, for the many blessings you’ve laid upon my life as well as the blessings you’ve given my friends and family. I know I tick you off sometimes, so, I just ask that you’ll bear with me. I’m still learning
Thank you to my dad. You’ve taught me a lot. The most memorable being the wisdom you passed on from my grandmother in heaven… To never take life too seriously.
Thanks momma. You make me laugh like no one else can. And you get me the way no one else can. You can bet everything you say I’m gonna steal and make it my own. I love you.
Marlee, you’re the only one that gets me emotional anymore. I’m so proud of you. I once described you to a friend as a little packet of sunshine that grew arms, legs, and a face, and now you just walk around spreading happiness and joy. I’m glad you made your own path and didn’t follow in my footsteps. I know you’ll continue to make me proud with everything that you do.
Band - Thank you for giving me a place I belong. I’m odd, and yall were okay with it. Without you, I wouldn’t be standing up here.
Directors - Thanks for making me feel at home. I still cant wait to call yall by yall’s first names here in about an hour.
Teachers and Administrators - Thank you for bearing with me. I know I was a thorn in yall’s side from time to time with scandalous assignments and requests. And Mrs. Reyes and Mrs. Little… I made it.
(With the exception of what’s bolded, the other shoutouts made were ad-libbed and did not have a concrete order. I recall thanking other teachers, friends, and family, and shouting out nick gomez, lauren rodriguez, and trini and bell.)
And last but not least, I’d like to thank Jeff Stein and Richard Ferguson for keeping me on their staff after numerous hiccups on 96.7 FM, 1240 AM, KXOX. Good times, great country. For the job opportunity you’ve given me, you helped ease the financial stress that comes from being a poor high schooler, and a soon to be college student. I cant thank you enough.
And in closing. Heed this warning, everyone listening.
We are strong.
We are persistent.
We are mustangs.
We will go on.
We will succeed.
We will prosper.
We are coming.
We are graduating
We are the Class of 2018.
Thank you, and God Bless.
“Salutations” //Trent(on) Hicks. May 25, 2018
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shuakkinda-blog · 7 years
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Vernon crushing on you !! // scenario
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a bullet-point scenario featuring the legendary meme, Vernon/Chwe Hansol !!
Send in requests for scenarios and reactions on my page if you’d like to :)
- Hansol yall
- this guy is a literal dork but he doesn’t always show it
- on stage he’s kinda cautious and uptight
- but he’s suuuper funny and genuine off stage
- and I guess he’s kinda like this when it comes to his crushes
- he’ll be super serious at first
- but once his crush breaks the ice for good
- she better get ready for a shit ton of moments with
- not just vernon
- but with our legendary memesol too ;)
- ENOUGH OF THE INTRO NONSENSE, ON WITH THE SCENARIO !!
- you’ve been an intern at pledis for a couple of months now
- and during those months you found this one svt member that you really really really click with:
- PPU PPU BOO SEUNGKWAN
- you love his sass and he loves how you react to it
- the conversations you guys have are just so interesting too, and they’re nEVER quiet
- he’s practically screaming and making a fool out of himself whenever he’s with you because he loves hearing you laugh
- Seungkwan is so full of energy whenever he’s around you like
- he’d be practicing a extremely difficult dance in the practice room with the rest of svt and feel like he’d rather die than get the moves right
- but then you’d walk in and Seungkwan would spring from the dead like
- “HEY GUYS GET UP WHY ARE WE SO TIRED LET’S JUST DANCE THIS BS BECAUSE WE CAN C’MON NOW!1!!1!!!!” IJE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKEE UP
- and the rest of svt would groan and want to slap the shit out of him for interrupting their much-needed break
- anyways, knowing how much !positivity! and !motivation! you guys bring into each other’s days, the two of you choose to hang out often
- and a lot of his fellow group members would think it’s because Seungkwan is crushing on you
- but it’s not that
- it’s just one of those super duper close bff connections ykno
- your amazing friendship with Seungkwan is probably one of the best things you’re getting out of the internship
- ONE of them, just wait ;)
- and although you know that the other svt members find Seungkwan’s attitude is 5x more annoying when he’s with you
- you didn’t know your friendship was really starting to bother a particular member:
- “Hansolieeeee~” Seungkwan comes barging into the practice room to see Vernon sitting by himself on the floor, back leaning against the wall mirror
- “mm?” Vernon hums but doesn’t look up from his phone. He knows the loud voice can only be Seungkwan’s
- “wanna go get some bubble tea? Like right now?” Seungkwan grins widely, but his positive gesture is met with a dull response
- “I don’t know,” Vernon’s eyes are still glued to his phone
- “come on,” Seungkwan pulls on one of Vernon’s arms. “It’ll be fun because-”
- “y/n will be there, I know,” Vernon huffs
- “you never hang out with us,” Seungkwan pouts. “Why can’t you just give today a chance?”
- “you go have fun with your little crush. I’ll be here,” Vernon says coldly
- “HANSOL, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON’T LIKE HER LIKE THAT,” Seungkwan gets defensive
- “and you’re my best friend. I can’t just leave you here like this...” he looks down in guilt
- “well then go have fun with your new best friend then,” Vernon says as his eyes avoid Seungkwan
- (now a lot of us would expect Boo to get offended by this statement and sass the living shit out of Vernon)
- (but nah)
- (in fAct)
- Seungkwan snickers. “Is my best friend... jealous?”
- “I’m not, I just...” Vernon struggles to make up an excuse
- “HAH YOU’RE SO CUTE, JEALOUS OF SOME GIRL HUH...?” Seungkwan collapses and rolls on the floor, dying of laughter
- Vernon doesn’t respond and keeps busy on his phone
- “okay okay, I’m sorry,” Seungkwan collects himself again. “But for real, I can’t replace someone like you. Ever. You’ll always be my best friend, and no other person can say otherwise.” VERKWAN FEELS YO
- “just please, I’d love to hang out with the two of you guys. I think you’ll get along well... I mean there’s gotta be a reason why I’m so close to both you,” Seungkwan justifies
- Vernon contemplates for a long moment
- “... okay,” he says hesitantly
- “AYYAYAY OMG OKAY LET’S GO LIKE RIGHT NOW BC Y/N IS WAITING OUTSIDE THE BUILDING AND I DON’T WANT TO MAKE HER WAIT SO LONG,” Seungkwan screeches says excitedly as he pulls Vernon off of the floor and onto his feet
- Vernon smiles as he gets dragged out of the building
- and upon arriving at the building’s entrance, he sees you casually waiting on your phone
- while keeping quiet, Seungkwan pushes Vernon closer to you, making you look up
- “uh hello, I’m Vernon,” Vernon smiles plainly at you
- “oh come on,” Seungkwan lightly punches Vernon. “She knows you and you know him. Don’t act awkward like that.”
- “call him Hansol if you want,” Seungkwan looks to you and pats his original bestie. “He’s usually not like this, so please forgive him, y/n.”
- “ah okay,” you smile. “Nice to finally hang out with you today! Seungkwan has told me a lot about you.”
- “same here,” Vernon replies and his smile grows a little. He points to Seungkwan “This guy just doesn’t know how to shut up when he’s talking about you sometimes,” he says as he nudges Boo in the gut
- you laugh. “I think he just needs to learn how to control himself in general,” you respond
- “ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, let’s not gang up against me so soon,” Seungkwan comes in between you and Vernon to link arms with the both of you. All three of you start heading over to the bubble tea cafe
- and during your trio date
- it’s pretty awkward at first
- but then you bring up something dumb or embarrassing that Seungkwan has done before
- and Vernon would be like
- “oh my god I thought I was the only one who saw him do that before.”
- “yeah I know, I can’t believe he actually sneaks his plush toys to the company building everyday. I always catch him talking to them when he’s alone. It’s hilarious.”
- “I know, right?” Vernon would laugh. “You know there was this one time he-”
- “OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH,” Seungkwan would have to shut up the both of you before he can be insulted any further
- and for the rest of the time at the cafe, you and Vernon are just snickering at each other every time Seungkwan tries to change the subject from something he can’t/doesn’t want to talk about lmao
- overall the bubble tea date turns out to be a great time
- while Seungkwan goes to use the restroom, Vernon leans over to your side of the table and asks
- “hey, if you ever need some more Seungkwan blackmail, I gotchu.”
- you shake your head and laugh. “I could definitely use some of those.”
- “yeah, if you give me your number, I can send you a few right now if you want,” Vernon smiles and holds out a hand, which you place your phone in
- as he’s entering his contact info into your phone, you spot Seungkwan returning from the restroom
- “hurry hurry,” you lean over to Vernon. “He’s cominG.”
- “okay, aaaaand done,” he smiles as he finishes up filling out his profile
- he quickly slides your phone back to you before Seungkwan can spot the suspicious activity
- on the way back to the company building, you and Vernon are separated by Seungkwan once again
- but as Boo chats away, you send your new friend a text
- you: “now would be a great time to send some blackmail, don’t you think?”
- upon receiving the text, Vernon looks to you, then to Seungkwan, then back to you
- a huge smile flashes across his face and he begins typing away at the keyboard
- Vernon: “you right” “hold up”
- Vernon: <img231>
- OH MY GOD this is g o l d, you think to yourself as you try to hold back the laughter
- you: “YO I DIDN’T THINK THEY WOULD BE THIS GOOD”
- Vernon: “like I said, I gotchuu”
- Vernon: <img257>
- and the two of you silently laugh at each other as the blackmail keeps rolling into your phone
- until
- Vernon: <img47747>
- Vernon: “WAIT NO I DIDN’T MEAN TO SEND YOU THAT ONE”
- you check the image and
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- you: “... I think this picture beat all of the Seungkwan ones”
- “HEY,” Vernon accidentally responds aloud. An embarrassed smile spreads across his face
- Seungkwan turns to the both of you
- oh shit, you and Vernon think simultaneously
- silence sets in for a moment
- “... ANYWAYS,” Boo continues his conversation with himself
- Vernon looks to you and silently wipes his forehead, mouthing the words “phew”
- you sigh in relief
- Vernon: “my bad omg”
- you: “it’s okay Seungkwan won’t suspect anything this early on”
- you: “he’s super oblivious to everything when he’s on chat mode”
- Vernon: “damn it’s like you’ve known Seungkwan for as long as I have lol”
- you: “lmao I think he’s just super predictable”
- Vernon: “naw, comprehending Seungkwan takes talent”
- Vernon: “and lots of patience”
- and the two of you kinda start of your meme friendship from there how beautiful :’)
- Over time, you guys text more, and then texting leads to talking irl, and then meeting up a few times a week
- and it just comes to the point where the both of y’all are practically ditching Seungkwan for your own hangouts lol sorry boo
- the both of you become so comfortable with each other to the point you can freely unleash your inNER MEME SELVES and it’s gREAT LMAO
- all you guys do together is secretly take pictures of other people around the building and make memes out of them I’m so mean I’m sorrY PLEDIS
- and on most days you’d snap pictures of each other and text them as end-of-the-day (aka i-kind-of-miss-you) messages aw
- one day, Vernon’s gonna be hanging out with you and trying to take pictures of you off-guard without catching your attention
- he wouldn’t check them until the end of the day, when the both of you text each other for your nightly meme exchange is that even a thing?? o o p s
- he’d look through what he managed to capture from earlier
- but
- all of the pictures he took of you
- they’re not off-guards
- they’re bomb ass candid photos
- you’re smiling, laughing, looking at him, just being super genuine in the moment
- and Vernon just thinks:
- why is she so... perfect?
- he smiles as he swipes through the pictures over and over again
- but then another thought hits him:
- do I like y/n?
- also:
- shit what am I supposed to send her today?
- then a text notification comes in
- you: “hey where’s the daily dose of my memeself??”
- Vernon: “uhhh... none today, sorryyyyyy”
- you: “wth did you not take any?”
- you: “whatever I have shit load of memesol from today anyways. ENJOY <3″
- and as you’re sending the pictures you took of him that day, Vernon isn’t even checking any of them
- he’s looking through all of your photos again and griNNING LIKE THE CUTEST KID OMG
- Oh god I do like her...
- wait what the hell am I supposed to do no-
- “wHATCHU GRINNING AT THERE,” Seungkwan sticks his nose into Vernon’s buisness
- “n o TH In G,” Vernon’s eyes widen as he shifts away from Seungkwan and turns off his phone
- “I’m not dumb, Hansol. I saw you scrolling through those pics of y/n,” Seungkwan laughs at him
- “they’re just nice pictures, that’s all,” Vernon tries to cover it up but his blush gives it away
- “mmhmm, ‘nice pictures’ my ass,” Seungkwan isn’t buying it mY FAVORITE PART OF SEUNGKWAN IS...
- “and your smile isn’t like that all the time, I know you,” Boo adds. “It’s really cute right now, and that says a lot.” VERKWAN I TELL YOU
- “okay, fine. You caught me,” Vernon gives up. “But it’s not like anything is gonna change because I like her.”
- “actually,” Seungkwan clears his throat. “knowing you so well comes with the duty to inform you with all of the dumb things you’ll do that’ll make your crush obvious to y/n. May I?”
- “Oh my God,” Vernon smiles and rolls his eyes
- “Oh and by the way,” Seungkwan leans over to Vernon and whispers. “If you don’t make it obvious, I will.”
- “SeungkwaN.”
- “Okay fine, I’ll try not to,” Seungkwan replies. “AnYwAyS...”
- IT’S CRUSHING HABIT ASSESSMENT TIME WOOT !!
- Seungkwan’s right when he says that Vernon will be doing things that’ll make his crush obvious to you
- because for one, he’s gonna have to discontinue that end-of-the-day meme exchange because he’ll just be snapping really cute candid pics of you instead:
- you: “okay memesol, don’t disappoint me today” 
- you: “where’s the y/n meme I’ve been waiting for?”
- Vernon: “sorry I ain’t doing that anymore”
- you: “wait really?”
- you: “bUT WHY?”
- Vernon: “Idk I haven’t been getting any memeable pics of you lately”
- you: “wdym? my natural look is an ugly meme”
- Vernon: “it’s not and that’s the problem”
- you: “... whatchu tryna say then, bud?”
- you: “WAIT A SECOND”
- Vernon: “gn dork”
- and although he may seem pretty calm about hinting here, he’ll probably slap himself in the face a couple of times for slipping up
- Vernon would also stop making jokes about you that insult your personality because whY would he insult something he loves so much about you?? do you hear me screaming?
- but don’t worry, meme time with memesol will still be fun because he’d still be willing to make a meme out of himself for you not like he has any control over that anyways lol
- also, he’d be super blushy whenever you guys have accidental skinship moments nkadbkadfbsd
- like even the slightest touch of your hand would trigger him, and he’s definitely one to stutter afterwards
- last crushing habit he’d have would be fuCk tOns of eye contact omg
- and it’s not just your casual, everyday eye contact
- I’m talking about the kind of eye contact that stares you down to the very core of your s o u l
- okay maybe not that deep, but Vernon’s eye contact with you would just be full of admiration
- trust me, he tries to pay attention to the conversation, but when he looks into your eyes, he gets so thrown off and it’s kinda of cute:
- “hellO, earth to hansOl???” you’d say and wave a hand in front of his face
- “ah, sorry, I was kinda-” Vernon scratches the back of his head
- *cue Vernon’s really shy smile that brings tears to every human*
- and sad enough, sometimes you’ll mistaken this constant staring for lack of interest and/or tiredness:
- “dude, are you alright?” you ask with a concerned face. “you seem kind of tired...”
- “aw no no I’m fine really. I’m just-” Vernon tries to snap out of his daze
- “hey, if you want to go relax or take a nap instead of hearing me blabber about nothing, I totally understand,” you explain. “Your schedule doesn’t always come easy, and I want you to rest if you need to.”
- “no y/n, really I’m fine. I love talking to you, and you know that. And even if I was tired, I’d still want to talk to you.” 
- Vernon begins to blush and so do you
- “ah, I’m sorry if that didn’t come out the right way. But you get me, right?” he laughs nervously
- overall, Vernon is a pretty shy crusher, but he wouldn’t be any less of a meme for you while he’s crushing so don’t worry
- now when it comes to confessing, this guy would want to make it short, simple, and all planned out in his head
- but hey, that’s probably not gonna happen because we caN’t forget about Seungkwan in this equation !!1!1!1!1
- so one day you’re eating dinner with verkwan peacefully when all of a sudden
- “it took me awhile to realize that you guys have been hANGING OUT WITHOUT ME FOR SOME TIME NOW,” Seungkwan bursts his bubble. “CARE TO EXPLAIN?”
- “uhh... you’ve just been really busy I guess?” Vernon shrugs
- “Hansol, wtf we have the same exact schedule for god’s sake,” Seungkwan snaps
- “I think it’s all the meme-ing we do,” you laugh and say in an attempt to save your side with Vernon
- “yeahh. We like to play around with memes a lot and we just thought... you know... you might not be too interested in all of it???” Vernon smiles timidly
- “mmhmm, suUUUuuure. Like anyone said I would rather hang out with myself than listen to you guys talk about memes all day,” Seungkwan says sarcastically and rolls his eyes
- before you could justify your point any further, Vernon’s phone rings
- “oh, sorry guys,” he gets up from his seat. “Let me just take this call.”
- you and Seungkwan watch Vernon leave the table and walk away
- and once he’s out of sight...
- “okay, y/n,” Seungkwan looks you dead in the face and leans closer from the other side of the table. “What’s the deal with you and Hansol?”
- “why? Are you jealous of our friendship or something?” you laugh at him
- Seungkwan shakes his head. “No no, I don’t have to worry about that because I know you can’t replace MY spot as his best friend. What I’m trying to ask is...”
- “... are you guys dating? BehiND my baCK?”
- your face goes red
- ofc you guys aren’t dating
- but the fact that Seungkwan is suspecting it makes you think about how suspicious your friendship with him looks
- do we really look like a couple?
- “w-what? No, what the hell, Seungkwan,” you try to cover up your flustered appearance
- “I mean,” Seungkwan scoffs. “If you two are gonna hang out without ME, there’s obviously gotta be something going on...”
- “It’s funny you think we’re dating because I don’t see any reason why he’d like me like that,” you say as you fake a smile and play around with your food.
- Seungkwan stares at you in silence for a moment
- and then he laughs
- hystererically
- like he’s about to fall of his seat
- “yo are you okay, Boo?” you ask the dying fellow
- “no no no, I just-” Seungkwan tries to catch his breath and wipes the tears from his eyes. “Oh my god, y/n.”
- “what’s going on with you???” you say with concern
- “no, I should be asking you that question,” Seungkwan collects himself.
- “I don’t get it,” you reply
- “y/n, I hate to spoil it but how are you not picking up on Vernon’s obvious crush on you? What is going on with you?” Seungkwan smiles widely
- your face lights up at Seungkwan’s words
- does he... really like me?
- “Are you being serious right now?” you ask for reassurance
- Seungkwan sighs. “Hansol has been liking you for awhile now. And I know he really likes you because he doesn’t even talk to me about it. He tells me almost everything, but nothing when it comes to you.”
- “And that just tells me that you really mean something special to him.”
- “I mean pff, not as special as me but you know... pretty close,” Seungkwan fakes a hair flip
- you shake your head. “I don’t want to believe you,”
- Seungkwan’s eyes widen. “Wait why no-”
- “but for the record, I’ve definitely liked him for awhile,” you cut him off
- Seungkwan smiles but his face contorts at the sight of Vernon coming back. “Good to hear, but looks like your ‘boyfriend’ is walking back riGHT NOW, SO ACT NATURAL.”
- “SEUNGKWAN HE’S NOT MY BOY-”
- “Y/N SHUT UP HE IS- OH HEY HANSOL, WHAT’S UUUUP?” Seungkwan sweats nervously, but Vernon doesn’t suspect a thing
- so after the dinner at the restaurant, the three of you walk back to the company building so that you can head home to your apartment from there
- but the boys agree that it’s too dark outside for you to walk alone
- and of course Seungkwan, being the slick one out of the bunch, complains about one of his feet hurting and insists on staying behind at the company building actor kwan at his finest
- so it’s just you and Vernon walking together
- and although you guys usually talk comfortably
- the walk home was different
- no one says a word
- it’s pretty awkward
- the both of you are busy thinking
- “alright,” you say at the foot of your apartment building. “I guess I’ll see you tomorrow like usual?”
- “yeah, that’s... that’s fine,” he rocks back and forth on his feet. “Like usual.”
- after exchanging “good night” greetings, you proceed to enter the building, but
- “I like you.”
- the words fall out of Vernon’s mouth quietly
- You turn around and see Vernon standing in place, but he’s staring at the ground
- “I don’t believe you,” you say
- “w-what?” Vernon looks up to you again
- “I said I don’t believe you,” you repeat yourself
- “what? Why not?” Vernon says in confusion
- you sigh
- “you would’ve looked me in the eye and told me so.”
- after processing your words, Vernon walks up to you with his eyes down.
- and after lifting his head up to see your eyes only inches away
- he tilts his head and presses his lips against yours
- and at that moment, you believed his words
- realizing how cheesy the moment is, you both giggle into your kiss
- the two of you say to yourselves...
- how did I fall for a dork like you?
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sunnysidewrites · 7 years
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Vigilante Partner in Crime!Wonwoo Pt 1
so like i made this too long bUT I HAVE OVERWHELMING FEELS FOR WONWOO THAT WILL NOT BE TAMED!!! DONT TRY TO STOP ME!!! since requests are OPEN rn, plEASE SEND ME THEM AND DONT FORGET TO READ THE FAQ AND RULES BEFORE DOING SO!!! c:
Part 1 | Part 2
well yall here is my funeral :)))
I love these types of tropes but i am honestly trash for any and all types of aus
Also guys!!!! This is inspired by the show miraculous ladybug I LOVE LADYNOIR SO THIS AU IS BASED ON THEM THAT SHOW IS GR8 IDC IF ITS MEANT FOR KIDS MOST OF THE FANDOM IS AT LEAST LATE TEENS AND YOUNG ADULTS LMAO CHECK IT OUT YALL
I love this man a lOT A LOT A LOT SO MUCH anywayz let’s get moving
For decades your city has been struck by bad luck relentlessly
The amount of robberies and murders are going through the roof
Walking in broad daylight is just a little less dangerous than night
Ever since you were young, your parents warned you about the dangers in the streets and of the world
You, being the fiery little ball of justice you were, insisted on helping out the people when you grow older
As you did grow older, you noticed the law enforcement was just so,,,,
Lacking
Like your grandma could probably do a better job
And in this au she definitely could but we’ll get to there maybe in part 2 ;)))
You were just a lowly college student working part time jobs here and there to financially support yourself but you also had another “job” that not even your parents knew about
That’s right, you were a vigilante
You had always been athletic since your early years, and you took up many self defense trainings, martial arts, the works
It’s been a good few years since you started the “job” and you were damn good at it
Ofc you had to conceal yourself for safety purposes you wore a sleek black suit and a matching mask to go with it
Think of catwoman except well… you’re doing the opposite of what she is LOL
However, a year or two into your job, another mysterious vigilante appeared
You were in the middle of tracking down a bank robbery and you were hiding behind a building from afar when all of a sudden
“So are we going from behind”
You whirled around to see an unfamiliar face staring back jesus christ boy
He’s wearing a similar black outfit: a black long sleeve and pants made out of some special polyester or something that’s flexible and ofc we can’t forget about his matching mask!!!
“Um excuse me?? This is my mission not yours go find another city or something”
“Who says there’s only one spotlight? Better make some room bonnie ;)”
Ugh dear god who let him
You’re done listening to this weird odd man and need to refocus on the robbery so you’re just like uhuh keep talking clyde
“Look are we gonna stay here all night talking about who is fighting who or are we gonna stop these incompetent burglars?”
“Ooh feisty aren’t we? ;);););) don’t worry babe there will be plenty of time for us to talk later. Now for real our game plan-”
And that’s how you and wonwoo became the iconic bonnie & clyde partners in crime
Ofc you still don’t reveal your identities to each other bc where’s the fun in that lmao!!!!
The public still doesn’t know who you both are and highkey lowkey ships yall
You’re working at the local convenience store for your college and a tall, lean boy walks in
You nearly drop the box you were rearranging
This boi is damn fine and you’ve never seen him around campus at all
And get this!!!! He is wearing the same uniform as you!!!!
THANK THE HEAVENS YOU’RE GONNA BE WORKING WITH JEON WONWOO
You can feel the blush creeping up on your cheeks and you’re just like pls chill @myself???? You literally just met the man????
Haha not really but you’re both oblivious
“Hi… are you y/n?”
HE KNOWS YOUR NAME OHMYGODHDGHLAND HIS DEEP VOICE I AM YELLING “u-u-um yes??? Are you new here?”
“Yea,,, our boss said since you’ve been working here for a while you would be showing me the ropes around today”
Gdi why didn’t anyone let you know about a hot guy who you were gonna show around today is not your best looking day tbh
(but that’s ok bc i never have good days anywAYS)
You mentally facepalm yourself and curse your boss but you just put on a smile “:))) then yes I am y/n I guess I will be showing you around today :))))”
He gives you this cutest small smile ever i’m bawling
At first you were intimidated by him because of the cold aura he had going on but he’s a literal walking meme??? A smol child that needs to be protected????
Oh but little did you know :’)))
Surprisingly you get along with the guy who introduced himself as Wonwoo and you’re loving every moment :)))
You and wonwoo end up having similar shifts and since you work there often you also get to see him a lot too :’)))
You and wonwoo are practically besties in a matter of weeks bc of the lack of human contact you have with all your studies and jobs :(
And saving the world but like yea that goes for both of yall
You’re constantly cracking jokes with him and he does that cUTE NOSE CRINKLE!!!11!!!111
YOU ARE SPECIAL TO HIM
One day y’all were just so tired and stressed from not only academics but also recent events in your city like just lET US BREATHE
And you were both concerned about each other obv but
danger❗❗❗ danger❗❗❗ danger❗❗❗ y’all were sO CLOSE!!! TO SPILLING THE BEANS!!!
You just haven’t trusted someone in so long but there’s a reason why you both do your jobs anonymously
You both quickly try to change the subject and it works since both of you want to continue being off the radar so the conversation shifts
One day wonwoo surprises you with a gift!!!
“Omg wonwoo you really didn’t have to,,,, here let me repay you-”
“No no!! I got this bc it reminded me of you,,, and i,,,, wanted to,,,,”
bLUSH
It’s a cute little bracelet with the words “partner in crime” engraved on the golden band HAHA GET IT
You look at him confused with a hint of a smile on your lips and he’s like
“This is for all the times we secretly snuck food in the back to eat LOL thanks for being a real friend y/n :)”
JESUS CHRISTLTSJT MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS I LOVE HIM
You are melting!!111!! How sweet is this guy!!111!!
Later that night you’re on yet another mission with wonwoo
And ofc he immediately takes notice of the bracelet
“ooooh is that from your boyfriend?” and he feels a tinge of jealousy bc this boy has already developed a hardcore crush on you
“Why, are you worried bonnie is gonna leave you?”
“nO I WAS JUST WONDERING”
“Chill clyde nothing for you to worry about. Someone special,” you delicately touched the band, “gave this to me” you said as a grin spread
pOOR WONWOO BBY HE LEGIT THINKS YOU LIKE SOMEONE ELSE and he silently sulks and just says “o-oh..!! Must be nice”
And you don’t catch the quick forlorn look in his eyes before he switches back to his flirty self and you’re just like sigh ok clyde pls focus on the mission
wonwoo is just bugging out (no pun intended) about that bracelet you wore bc it looks familiar
But bc he’s dense and so are you he doesn’t put two and two together no offense reader but c’mon
One night yall are doing your saving the world routine and it gets dangerous since this mission is more large scale than your other ones
In other words it’s a lot more dangerous than your typical ones
let’s just say you had a little wardrobe mishap and aLMOST GOT YOUR MASK TAKEN OFF
Wonwoo was SO CLOSE!!! TO DISCOVERING WHO YOU WERE!!!
You were in the middle of hand-in-hand combat and you were quick enough to duck the guy’s blow but not quick enough to completely avoid it (which is rare for you)
Fortunately wonwoo came in time and finished off the guy as you quickly ran off and adjusted your mask
As you were adjusting it you heard his voice behind you
“Is it… so bad to reveal ourselves?”
You freeze. Bc well,,, that was the whole point of all this vigilante thing going on
“Can’t we just,,,, keep it between us?”
You finish adjusting your mask and turn back to him with a sad smile
“I’m sorry clyde… i hope you respect that”
At this point all the bad guys were taken care of and all you do is hurry back home, leaving wonwoo staring at your rapidly disappearing shadow
Wonwoo could have sworn when your mask was slightly tilted he thought he caught a glimpse of your face but it was too dark and too fast that he brushed it off
You and wonwoo spend the rest of the night contemplating on the whole mystery concept you’ve both kept up for years
Maybe it was better this way,,, so you wouldn’t have any attachment to each other
Bc in the end, the vigilante thing is gonna end one day and you don’t wanna have to go through the pain of separating based on your emotions
So y’all are forever stuck in this weird af love square,,,, wITH YOURSELVES
Might make a part 2 if highly requested!!!!!!
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trenthix · 6 years
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Salutatory Speech.
Salutatory Speech.
So as Salutatorian, I was told I would have to write a speech focused on the history… I find that a bit challenging, but here it goes.
A very long time ago, the universe did not exist. There was infinite mass and density, and said universe couldn’t take it, so there was a boom. A big bang of sorts…
Then in the late 90’s and early 2000’s we were born. One of us, in fact, was born on this very day. I want to wish Alicia Hernandez a happy birthday. (sing alicia happy birthday)
So we were born. Our worries were few, but substantial. Two of my personal struggles included catching the next spongebob episode and drinking chocolate milk too fast.
We started pre-school. My only memory from there is getting sick on one too many pigs in a blanket. We met some of our first friends here. Simple times.
2004 - Facebook was created.
2005 - Youtube was created.
Then we started Elementary school. I was at east ridge. Our worries here included getting the last breakfast pizza that was left over because “adam wasn’t here and he would want me to have it.” They included  obsessively cramming for spelling tests, memorizing multiplication facts,  and taking our first TAKS test. TAKS test. Feel old yet?
2006 - Twitter was created
We moved onto 4th grade at SIS… The turf wars began. And for the folks that don’t know, there were two different elementary schools that brought up Kindergarten through 3rd grade. And then these two schools would feed into SIS, Sweetwater Intermediate School. This was our world now. Where we came from defined a person… were you from east ridge, or were you from south east? And I’m ending the beef now, East Ridge was the better of the two. Only kidding! It didn’t matter. There were good things from both schools. I’m just glad that hating and judging people from where they’re from is only something 4th and 5th graders do.
I digress. We’d rack up AR Points ca ching! We’d party like the year we were born… Flamingo fling. Not many worries, but we were still in a hurry, learning about history and Martin Luther King. And those days remained romanticized because again, our biggest concerns only included passing a TAKS test and… our first puberty class.
2010 - Instagram was created
Speaking of puberty, here came middle school. Oh my God. Puberty was like Everyone telling you to look both ways before crossing the street to watch for cars and then a falcon swoops down from the sky and attacks you. Folks I thought that was it for us. As soon as coach Huskey said “Let’s go hit that creek” I recall thinking to myself “yeah I’m going to die in the next few hours.” I found my passion: Band. I also found what I thought was my passion: Football. I remember one day Kiante hit me and I was like “I don’t think I like this very much.” Life got real. Technology took off. We all got phones, social media, iPads. Remember how cool we thought we looked with all of our decent selfies  camwow retro logo in the bottom left? Instagram, Snapchat, facebook, tumblr (lowkey though), Jokebox, iFunny, Youtube, and for the first time, We stopped going to older people for help and we got online and googled it. We were the pioneer generation that was raised by technology. Surrounded by information in the times of our lives when we needed it the most. We began to comprehend the different weights of life. As a middle schooler I pulled a few all-nighters to finish projects and homework… I may or may not have procrastinated on. Our priority list was fine tuned. School and extracurricular were up there now. But memes, relationships, and social media were among them as well.
2012 - Vine was created
Then came High School. lots of smells in high school have you noticed that? The big room smells like shredded tires and hard work and dedication with a hint of Trent tears scattered here and there. You could always tell when bunsen burners were on because the science hall always smelled unpleasant. And Mrs. Melendez’s room when she would burn those Orange Buttercream Scenses that smell like fruity pebbles oh my god.
Smells like the big room, bunsen burners, teen spirit, and those scense’s are the things I think I’ll remember the most.
I learned a few important things in my time in High school that I’d like to share with you.
Freshman year I learned that if you’re unhappy in your situation, you have the ability to change it. Whether it be relationships, extracurricular, or any aspect of life, you can change it. I also learned that social media can be a cruel blackhole, that can distort views, reputations, and relationships. Even more so today. Tread carefully.
Sophomore year, I learned the true value of hard work thanks to Mrs. Judith Brentz. She taught us many valuable lessons, the most important being “how to use our heads for something more than keeping your ears apart.” I also got my first B… Thanks Mrs. Mac. I also got my second B… Thanks Mrs. Brentz. I also learned how to rid my life of toxic people, and for the first time I began to see the world for what it really was. All the variables, and the factors that can play into what, when, why, and how we think the things we think.
Junior year was the toughest for me. Between band, Round 2 of Brentz for chem 2, Coach Mayes, Work, and family…. It taught me that you can’t do everything you want to, and at the same time get enough sleep. I also learned that it’s healthy to rock the boat every now and then. You’ll either get humbled, humble someone else, or if conditions are just right, a healthy mix of the two.
I also learned probably the most important lesson I’ve learned thus far. This applies to everyone listening, Teachers, families, current students, etc. If you don’t get anything about my longwinded speech, please hear this.
My junior year, I stopped worrying about grades, and I started doing the best I could to learn and retain everything that was being taught to me. Numbers are just Numbers. But what we should understand is that we have the world’s most powerful computer between our ears, and once we start using it, we become unstoppable. There are people that will disagree with what I’m about to say, but stop trying ace tests. Stop trying to do the bare minimum to get by. Learn and retain the information, and those good grades will come. I guarantee it. And class of 2018, it’s not too late to apply to your lives. Whether you’re going to college or not, this is a fundamental principle that can be applied across the board, and I encourage you to do so.
Alright back to jokes.
My senior year I learned lots. Like how you can overcook a TV Dinner and still get food poisoning, ruining your chance for perfect attendance that year. Once I started seeing colleges I started learning how a world that I thought was so big is about a whole lot bigger. I learned that if you fall asleep exactly 47 minutes before the first bell, you’ll wake up and be in a sour mood the entire day. I learned that once people figure out that you’re doing a speech at graduation, everyone wants a shout out. I also learned that you can market shoutouts and get a headstart on paying tuition by selling them for a dollar a piece. I also learned that I should’ve thought of that sooner and not just the night before I gave the speech. Nobody bought shoutouts. (this was what was originally written, but nick gomez bought a shoutout lol)
But our priority list is strict now. When we have to be where and with who? Some of us are paying bills, we have to worry about finances, college tuition, student loans, our next meal, car payments, gas money, textbooks, toothpaste, medical, dental, water, electrical, internet, phone bills. Oh my God I thought I wanted to be an adult but this isn’t what I meant. Of course, those are all things we should be concerned about.
I for one have my priorities just a little bit different
My biggest worries are still catching the latest episode of spongebob and drinking chocolate milk at the right speed.
So welcome. I hope you enjoy tonight’s ceremonies. I’m going to wrap this up with a few thank yous, and we’ll get on with it.
Thank you God, for the many blessings you’ve laid upon my life as well as the blessings you’ve given my friends and family. I know I tick you off sometimes, so, I just ask that you’ll bear with me. I’m still learning
Thank you to my dad. You’ve taught me a lot. The most memorable being the wisdom you passed on from my grandmother in heaven… To never take life too seriously.
Thanks momma. You make me laugh like no one else can. And you get me the way no one else can. You can bet everything you say I’m gonna steal and make it my own. I love you.
Marlee, you’re the only one that gets me emotional anymore. I’m so proud of you. I once described you to a friend as a little packet of sunshine that grew arms, legs, and a face, and now you just walk around spreading happiness and joy. I’m glad you made your own path and didn’t follow in my footsteps. I know you’ll continue to make me proud with everything that you do.
Band - Thank you for giving me a place I belong. I’m odd, and yall were okay with it. Without you, I wouldn’t be standing up here.
Directors - Thanks for making me feel at home. I still cant wait to call yall by yall’s first names here in about an hour.
Teachers and Administrators - Thank you for bearing with me. I know I was a thorn in yall’s side from time to time with scandalous assignments and requests. And Mrs. Reyes and Mrs. Little… I made it.
(With the exception of what’s bolded, the other shoutouts made were ad-libbed and did not have a concrete order. I recall thanking other teachers, friends, and family, and shouting out nick gomez, lauren rodriguez, and trini and bell.)
And last but not least, I’d like to thank Jeff Stein and Richard Ferguson for keeping me on their staff after numerous hiccups on 96.7 FM, 1240 AM, KXOX. Good times, great country. For the job opportunity you’ve given me, you helped ease the financial stress that comes from being a poor high schooler, and a soon to be college student. I cant thank you enough.
And in closing. Heed this warning, everyone listening.
We are strong.
We are persistent.
We are mustangs.
We will go on.
We will succeed.
We will prosper.
We are coming.
We are graduating
We are the Class of 2018.
Thank you, and God Bless.
“Salutations” //Trent(on) Hicks. May 25, 2018
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