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miodiodavinci · 4 months

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good news: we have water again ! ! ! a pipe had burst somewhere up the street so the city came out and fixed it today (we still need to run the tap to get rid of the air and muddy water but. it's something.)

bad news: i had to go to my partner's to do laundry and shower so i missed out on work time today (bad) (anxiety inducing) (i don't need this right now)

worst news: i have a killer headache and my throat is suspiciously stiff 👁 👁

#please please please for the love of god ; ; ;#i am begging and pleading do Not let this be a repeat of last semester ; ; ; ;#this is exactly how i felt last time i got sick with covid and i Cannot afford another late start ; ; ; ;#i am. suddenly stuck by The Unwelcome Guest last week cryptically asking me when you're supposed to test for covid #and then saying 'hmm. okay. good to know.' and then refusing to elaborate #i swear. to god if she got me sick i'm #i. can't even say. i'm suddenly struck by such helpless grief thinking about how little i can do to keep her from being in my life ; ; ; ;#we literally Evicted her she all but threatened my older sibling into letting her visit weekly to take care of her potted plants #and then in october last year she was like 'my roommate has covid and i don't have money for a hotel i have nowhere to go :'('#so the agreement was she could stay for One Week #and basically she has been. on and off our couch since then.#like. only going back to her apartment for 1 to 3 days at a time before spending another two weeks in our house.#with new excuses every time.#and literally Every Time I Say No And Put My Foot Down older sibling begs on her behalf because she's busy hounding and guilt-tripping them #so like. what can i even do if it turns out she infected me with covid because she didn't care to disclose that she was feeling sick #(and decided to come over anyway)#i'm just. overwhelmed ; ; ;#i feel like crying ; ; ;#i'm already busy pre-mourning the loss of my mental health and down time with my internship starting back next week #i don't need to worry about whether or not i'm going to be bed ridden for 2 weeks #and suffer Even More lasting lung and brain and blood and fatigue issues on top of that ; ; ; ;#a a a a a i just. feel like crying a lot ; ; ; ;#i'm already behind ; ; ;#i should ; ; ; try to work more tonight before the inevitability of it all hits me tomorrow ; ; ; ; ;

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yourangle-yuordevil · 4 months

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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

#Crowley just really misses the unicorns ok???#Also Crowley didn't start from a horse to make a new unicorn #he looked at a horse and was like.... nah #then looked at a goat and was like YEAAAAH LET'S GOO LET'S MAKE YOU BIG AF AND YOU CAN ALSO SPIT FIRE WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!#While Aziraphale is fretting over the fact that he accidentally gave WINGS to a HORSE and every time that the angels asks about it he's lik #whaaat?? PegaSUS naaaah never heard about it. Must be a made up thing. humans...right?? silly little things ahahah *sweat nervously*#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #pegasus #unicorn #Do I wanna draw the precious good omens beans? yes.#is this an excuse to draw more horses? also yes.#medieval crowley #ancient greek aziraphale #CAVALLIIIIIII 🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴#good omens comic #historical husbands

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seralica · 2 months

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okay so I was rewatching Plagiarism and You(Tube), because of Somerton reappearing

and in Hbomb’s Filip section, he emphasizes that Filip’s first video is called “My Response” - “not an apology, a response” per Hbomb.

so that gives a funny additional dimension to Somerton thinking he’s being very clever by calling his recent video “A Measured Response” - he thinks he’s just being cheeky or whatever, but he’s playing DIRECTLY into the Plagiariser’s Handbook that we have been given!

he’s been dunked on by Past Hbomb, amazing

#that video is just soooooo fucking good #Learn a new thing every time I rewatch #hbomberguy #james somerton #If someone already made this point and I missed it pls excuse me

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fisheito · 5 months

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finally listening to the h-scene audio after 1.5 years on mute

yakumo: gasps and whimpers in the whiniest brokenest way me:

#every time i'm on tumblr i imagine myself in a shared cubicle office space with my fellow bloggers #just typing away and creating our gay little posts #sometimes i'm sitting on an exercise ball instead of a regular chair #bc that's the kind of ~hip~ workplace we're in #occasionally i'll encounter something that forces me to take a break from my station #and my coworkers are all very understanding and supportive #this is one of those times #i excuse myself from my desk and my neighbour nods in sympathy #i'm mad. this is a new precedent. i was never into steppable men. what happened #he stifles his moans and i'm like *CLAW GRIP*#i mean i kept the sound on for events and regular storylines so the game wasn't completely on mute #but i always muted for H scenes bc i had no earphones. and this is a shared house. with very thin walls #plus it's not like i'm one of those mega voice-lovers who can pick out a specific VA from 8km away based on a single grunt #but then i got earphones!! so i was like aight let's see what i'm missing here #omniscient external narrator's voice: uh oh #yakumo

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fuckingstupidbracket · 29 days

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like a regular bin, not even recycled or anything

#poll #okay so uh #dont read the tags ahead unless you care about my little vent #my mom got me a hoodie in December from shein #even tho i had two very similar hoodies already both from better brands #still fast fashion but not as fast #and one of them was modded by me #but the hoodie was fucking soft and comfy and good length so it quickly became my favourite hoodie #according to my mother tho after a month she started complaining that it's ugly.#it had those little balls idk what they're called but #1 i don't fucking care #2 they're removable #so anyway fot the past week or two shes been complaining every time i wore the hoodie and today she screamed at me and threw it in the trash #she also kicked me but thats unrelated #and like even if she bought me a new identical one that wouldn't help at all cause she still threw my stuff in the trasg #and bought from a company that goes against my values #and she keeps excusing it like “its cheaper”#im sorry but buying one good thing and wearing it too death is cheaper than buying a hundred things you throw away after less than 3 months #so fucking sick of this!!!!!!!!#i have more than enough clothes too and am currently trying to get rid of some #BUT NOT LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK #btw my vinted is dupiarz it's mostly stuff from 2017-2020 so not really trendy but maybe youd like something #the pnly clothing i dont bother repairing and just throw out is underwear #but i do fix socks because good socks are good socks

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skellagirl · 2 years

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some various Vlads and Harriets lol

some of these are from my ongoing Vlad/Harriet fic (everyone should make more fanart of their own fics) and some of them are just doodles and/or dumb shit that makes me laugh. A couple of them feature @choraa‘s Plasmius design that I’m in BIG love with

(you have to imagine Vlad’s underwear in the last one as being Packers colors btw)

#danny phantom #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #harriet chin #that first one is actually like a year old and I just realized that I never uploaded it #so here's a great excuse to! because I'm actually really really fond of it #my art #bad news #I feel like every time I draw Harriet she looks different lol

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xenonsdoodles · 2 months

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sylvain ft. incoherent bot generated pickup lines (source)

#fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #sylvain jose gautier #dorothea arnault #leonie pinelli #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #leaving it up to the viewer to decide who he's talking to in the other two :)#this was mostly an excuse to do I have some really bad news babe. bc that one takes me the fuck out every time I think about it #and I can't not read it in sylvain's voice #god he sucks. I do love him

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jfkisonthemoon · 9 months

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average married couple.

#this is everything to me. they are everything to me #i am so yuki and toya pilled its crazy everytime i think theyve reached their gayest they do something new #WHY have they been inventing new excuses for yuki to be in their house every day. why did yuki spend the night on a schoolnight.#<- btw im still watching for the first time and if you spoil this 90s childrens anime for me i will end you #jessie speaks #cardcaptor sakura

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oifaaa · 11 months

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Bruce: Perfect. Now my second son can wear full-body armor and pants when he’s following me around in Gotham. // Dick Grayson: Hey Jason. You wanna be cool like your big brother :)

Honestly I buy that the real reason why Bruce was against Jason becoming Robin was purely the lack of protection and then dick just shows up out of no where not only telling jason he can be Robin but gifting him the exact same Robin outfit dick wore short shorts and all

#ask #Dick definitely knew what he was doing #Also #I do find it funny that post crisis tried to have the same cute wee #Dick gives Jason the Robin outfit moment #But bc of time line stuff #Jason was already Robin for like a year #And dick gives him the exact same outfit he is already wearing as robin #So um yeah I've combined these two instances to make my new head canon #That dick just likes gifting Jason the exact same Robin outfit every few months #Like yes I still support you being Robin #A bi yearly check up to see if Jason still can be Robin #(excuse to bug Jason about how many flips he's can do)#Randox-talore

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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okay i was gonna make a post about how migraines feel like taking constant minecraft damage except your health bar is infinite, BUT UH. @staff WHY IS MY DESKTOP DASH COMPLETELY FUCKING REARRANGED. PUT IT BACK THIS SUCKS

#EXCUSE ME??? EXCUSE ME!!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!#ITS LITERALLY BORDERLINE UNUSABLE WHY IS EVERYTHING MOVED AROUND?#AND ITS CLUTTERED AS FUCK?#like im not claustrophobic BUT THIS NEW LAYOUT IS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I AM #i hate this!!! i hate it!!!!#usually updates are like 'well we moved some of your furniture while you werent looking'#and like yeah its disorienting #BUT WITH THIS ONE THEY REBUILT THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE WHILE I WAS PASSED OUT #THIS IS NOT MY HOME WTF #the desktop dash was so nice! it was spread out! it was simple!#it felt cozy and welcoming!#THIS DASH WANTS ME GONE #tumblr update #absolutely unprompted #every day tumblr starts sliding towards the reason i completely quit instagram #which used to be my main site #that reason: cluttering #too much stuff in my face all the time #why does this site keep making Worse and Worse changes like leave it alone!!!!#cosmetically its fine!!! if its not broke dont fix it!#everyday i wake up and theres fuckin Something. damn #i hate this i hate this i hate this #PUT IT BACK. PLEASE!#maybe im overreacting but im genuinely so unsettled and disheartened by this #now i gotta fucking relearn the entire dash and get used to this squished n squeezed n cluttered Bullshit #tumblr: we want to welcome the new people!#tumblr: *starts alienating their (loyal) main/og userbase*#why.... just Why.... there is no good reason for this....

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enhanced-operatives-division · 2 months

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I can't wait for their reunion

(Robutler doodles under the cut)

These all have definitely been done before but I couldn't get them out my head

#sorry for no art post yesterday I hate double posting #but great news guys i had my autism assessment today (we all know the results)#(look at this blog)#alas reggie and prism are so funny to me. it makes me violent I have so many thoughts #sedate me or something idk #i digress prism i love you (i have drawn her every day since i designed her and I say that every time)#but it's true i DO LOVE HER #i finished ieytd 3 for myself yesterday and i would wave every time I'd see her #which is an improvement from ieytd 2 where whenever i saw juniper i called him a faggot #i love him i promise #anyways something something i found a great tragic science wives song and. i need someone to give me an excuse to talk about it or -#- i shall wilt like a pretty flower #ANYWAYS #ieytd #i expect you to die #[agent moose's art]#reginald crane #the handler #roxanna prism #roxana prism #robutler

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object-yaoi · 1 month

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THOSE GUYS ARE TRANS!!! yayayayayayayayayaya!!

#- posted by a courier six fictive #<- my excuse as to why arcade looks different every time i fucking!!! draw him!!#arcade gannon #flashing #arcade #arcade fnv #fnv #fallout new vegas #fallout #mine #tdov #transgender #trans day of visibility #IGNORE ARCADE HAND OR ILL KILL YOU #courier 6 #courier six #courier isotope #courier fnv

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angelnumber27 · 1 month

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My life has improved a lot since being more consistent with responding to and talking to friends and saying yes to plans instead of letting anxiety make me say no. Maintaining good relationships and having a support system is so important. I isolated myself badly for over two years just out of fear and anxiety and depression and I was REALLY suicidal not that long ago. I recently decided that I deserve to actually live and have fun and be with my friends, not just isolate and rot in bed and it was literally a life-changing decision

#:)#progress #it may sound stupid but I would literally have panic attacks #even just about the prospect of hanging out with people who were my best friends #and make up excuses every time #and when my addiction was really bad I knew I looked sick and ppl could tell so I was ashamed to see most people #I still get the impulse to just lie and say some shit bc of the anxiety but I try my best to push past it #by remembering that like 85% of stuff we worry about doesn’t ever happen and that I’ll end up being glad I went #life is precious you never know what will happen and I’m trying my best to seize every opportunity to see the people I love #and make new memories #doing these things are so beneficial for my mental health #I love my friends so much #used to be like ahh I’m so alone but I wasn’t. I was just terrified of everything and deciding to make up excuses

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chosetoseethebestinyou · 6 months

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Random Side Character of the Day™: Doctor!!! The fate... Of the entire human race is at stake!!! If you don't save us.... It's all over.

Me who's been watching this exact scenario play out for 12 seasons now: