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freestyle-crocodile-trashpile · 2 years

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Masterlist 3

Tmnt

Summary:part 2 of the younger brother with anger issues

Summary:your have thick thigns

Summary:your a yokai with shadow themed powers.

Summary:your the genderbend version of Regina George

Summary:the foot clan is all dressed for Halloween

Summary:the turtles usually flirt with you but the moment you flirt with them they get all blushy

Summary:you a t-rex mutant/yokai is dating raph and with him your all sweet but otherwise your scary, and your big enough for raph to be the small one

Summary:while rise turtles are telling 2012 you things about rise you, you pop up with artifacts for the boys. And rise and 2012 you bond instantly even though your not someone who bonds with people quickly

Summary:your touch starved but also easily flustered.

Summary:while Donatello is taking a shower you hand him random things just for fun

Summary:your shy and introverted unless your with someone you know well

Summary:you and donnie were in his machinery room when he asks for a hand

Summary:The turtles identify and sexuality

My Neonplrton Oc(what he looks like)

Summary:You forgot something for your baby sister so you leave her with the turtles while you get it

Summary:you have thick thighs

Summery:part two to author reader

Summary:you graduated but it was a forced college education

Summary:you walk up to the turtles and say 'I'm jealous of you....your partner is hotter than mind'

Summary:you hold the turtles faces in your hand and say "I can hold the whole world in my hands"

Summary:your athletic and play volleyball, and get really into it when practicing

Summary:you and Donnie are super close to the point it seems you to are dating but your not

Summary:you the adorable and short boyfriend has the meanest death glare that even makes the batman shiver

Summary:the turtles find you their little brother crying over your favorite comic book characters death

Summary:you give the turtles butterfly kisses

Summary:leo go's to heusos pizza pizzeria and sees the new hire thats a toucan tokia who's around his age

Summary:Leo believes his siblings saved him, but did they really?

Drew and Tanaka(some of my ocs)

Summary:the turtles get suspicious of why mikey keeps sneaking out so they follow them

Summary:the rise and 2012 boys get together and talk about what there being for Halloween

Summary:You are very sweet but one day you get into a big gang fight, and end up beating the shit out of them and the turtles see it happen

Sensory things about my oc

Summary:you met the turtles and they try and scare you off but you are smitten when seeing them

Summary:you a feminine boy says 'this requires the feminine touch'

Summary: you date Donnie and your love language is acts if service, quality time, and physical touch

Summary: You Raphs boyfriend are a chaos magnet that's best buds with Leo

Summary:your nonverbal

Summary:how they like to cuddle

Summary:What it's like to date leo

Summary:Scottish reader s/o

Summary:They see you as the villian in screen

Mario

Summary:we all know bowser is a king, but who's the queen? Is there a queen? No there another King, not a queen for the intimidating Koopa King

Summary:unlike most people in mushroom kingdom, you very tall, like super tall, taller than bowser and he's 7'1 but you are a mushroom person. So one day while bowser is at the mushroom kingdom castle peach tells him there's something wrong, and that thing is you, also toad is your brother

Summary:Luigi confessed to you and instead of responding with words you lifted Luigi up and kissed him

Summary:Bowser adopts a young child who's is non verbal and loves to paint, do arts and crafts and very energetic

Summary:How bowser,Peach,Luigi,Mario, and toad sleep/cuddle

Summary:Your bowser's trans son, you got super angry but just needed hug

Fnaf

Summary: All the human workers know the Animatronics can't fall I love, they believe they programed the Animatronics to not fall in love, but of course someone always messs up. So seeing montgomery gator fallng in love with the (self aware) 9'5 iguana waiter was a shock.

Summary:you love finding lost media and digging deep for it, and you also show it to the Animatronics

Summary:You bring a gray schnauzer dog to work.

Summary:What it's like to date them

Summary:You somehow got into the pizzeria to find your little brother Gregory and get the help of an animatronic that doesn't like him

Summary:You have a very high pain tolerance

Summary: you try and repair Bonnie

Creepypasta

Summary: Puppeteer, Slenderman, laughing Jack, and Clockwork have a s/o that has a bad memory to the point of forgetting itselfs name

Cod

Summary:after a long day the boys finally relax when you decide to give them kisses

Summary:The captain finally gets a moment to himself when you interrupt

Summary:The new guy is terrifying at night due to his size and speed

Summary:During a mission you seen someone familiar, too familiar and Ghost is the closest person to you

Part two to fear

Summary: you get bloody noses due to weather change

Summary:After seeing Graves betray you and take Alejandro your left in a fit of rage.

Summary:You give them random things

Summary:You catch El Sin Nombre's eye while she's being interrogated but you caught the colonel's eye way before

Summary:Your name isn't bell, anymore

Summary:You tend to drool a lot

Summary:You were laying in bed with your pillow which had one of their shirts as the case

Summary:they scold you causing you to remember bad memories from your childhood Part Two

Summary:Finding out why your call Death isn't as fun as hearing about it Part Two

Summary: Due to your stuttering problems people will tease and mock you, sometimes gets violent

Summary:When drunk your very clingy and lovey dovey

Summary: Your overprotective for Horangi

Summary:You can only fall asleep if your cuddling someone, or at least touching them

Summary:Due to your trauma and social anxiety you will have a break down and get flashbacks if something too bad happens I forgot Gaz

Summary: You sleep talk when you have bad dreams, and they talk to you while your asleep and they find out that you like them.

Summary:Your big and scary, but your afraid of women due to your mother

Summary: they find you making a sculpture/drawing that are realistic and horror-ish

Summary:They see your bird for the first time, and there surprised

Summary: Your Filipino and when you get mad you'll yell at them in Filipino and sometimes roast them, but when you about to fall asleep you'll tell them sweet things

Summary:You draw them and make them handmade letters, but feel like they'd think of you as an embarrassment so you tear up the drawings and cards

Summary:You start coughing, and almost choking when they walk by

Summary:They see your personality mask break for a second

Summary:I come to the 141 base to talk to their captain but some mistaken me as a new recruit

Summary:The cashiers couldn't understand Soaps heavy accent

Summary: Your a famous metal rock star singer and get the boys VIP tickets

Summary:You aren't the smartest, never really knowing what someone meant, but I'm the battlefield your a beast

Summary:Random hcs I have for them

Summary:They comfort you when you have have body dysmorphia

Summary:You smother them in kisses

Summary: They help you out with your new home, but all the Swedish words have them struggling

Summary:They woke up and seen you in a kiss the cook apron with shorts and thign high socks

Summary:They wake up to you kneading their chest

Summary:after seeing your face in the battle field, you haunt them even though your on the same side.

Summary:They throw you a traditional Dutch party since you can't be with your family

Summary:You have a desert forest rain frog that mimicked you and rode on your shoulders

Summary:They get carried by a firefighter after a accident

Masterlist 4

#tmnt #masterlist

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gerudoevernight · 1 year

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Trigger warning: Blood and injury, stupidity, self-endangerment.

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Mario had had a long day.

Wait no, scratch that. Long year. Very. Long. Year.

It had started on Peach's 22nd birthday, when Bowser had (inevitably) shown up. Only that time, he'd kidnapped Luigi instead of Peach. And so Mario had ventured out into the Mushroom Kingdom to go save his brother.

Peach had turned 23 less than a week ago, and Mario had only just arrived at Bowser's castle.

He huffed and wiped the sweat from his brow, the feeling of his new and only scars from where countless of Bowser's soldiers had aimed for his eyes and just barely missed.

The flames of the castle were far hotter than normal. Even back in Brooklyn, with the piping hot summers, he'd never sweated this much.

But finally, he was here. Mario reached into his pocket and pulled out an Ice Flower, shoving it into his mouth. Immediately the flower's icy magic spread through him, the colors of his outfit changing to match. More importantly though, the heat immediately lessened.

Just in time too; more than three dozen soldiers jumped out of nowhere to confront him.

They had flaming spears.

Oh great.

"Let's a-go..."

By the time Mario was on his fifth flower (thank Peach he'd stocked up), he was only another room into the castle.

Yet another wave of enemies attacked just as the flower ran out.

Twentieth flower, Mario had managed to get to the guard posts.

"Hey Red!"

The spiked turtle shell hit him in the head. Hard.

Thirtieth flower. Mario was pretty sure he was going to have serious issues when he got out of this situation.

The spiked turtle shell had gashed his forehead open, causing him to bleed into his left eye. He'd used a bit of chill to freeze the blood, but it kept flowing, so he now had one hand plastered to his forehead.

He'd almost broken through the outer rooms, too. Then he was right back at the entrance.

He stared for a moment.

"The things I a-do for my a-brother..."

It took until his sixty-third flower to break through the outer rooms. This was both a good thing and a bad thing, Mario decided as he crept as unseen as he could in the corners. On one hand, most of the soldiers were concentrated in the outer rooms. On the other hand...

He took a wrong step. The fires on the wall turned red.

Yet another squadron was upon him.

Yeah. On the other hand, Mario thought, that.

By the eightieth flower, the game was no longer about getting through the soldiers. No, Mario thought while dressed in a suit of armor, it was about the soldiers not noticing that he was not one of them.

Hopefully this was the squadron that would go to the inner chambers. Or the dungeon. Both would be good places to check for Luigi.

At the ninetieth flower, Mario's goal was finally in sight. No soldiers, no servants, just hallways.

He stuffed another flower in his mouth.

He may as well have been bathing in lava, barely able to see through his own blood and sweat, moustache saturated with the filthy solution and hair plastered to his head.

But. He still had to find Luigi.

Luigi, who didn't have an Ice Flower, in this place.

Luigi giggled awkwardly. "You sure?" He asked Bowser.

The "demon turtle", as Mario had called his boyfriend, nodded and once again held out the little gift.

Before Luigi could take it, the hall doors slammed open and someone stepped through.

It took a moment for Luigi to realize that those were overalls, and that was his brother, using an Ice Flower and very, very filthy.

"Luigi," Mario said. "Let's-a--"

He collapsed.

"MEDIC!" Luigi called hurriedly.

"Well that was rude of him," Bowser muttered. "Way to ruin the moment."

"It's fine," Luigi chirped.

"Have I mentioned that I don't like your brother?"

"Once or twice."

Consciousness was...slow...to return.

At first, he wasn't sure what he was looking at. White...and green...and was that gold?

The world faded before he could tell.

Mario blinked his eyes open groggily. He shifted one hand under him on a soft thing to try and push himself up-

"Oh I don't think so, young man!"

He was promptly (but not unkindly) pushed back down onto the soft thing.

...The soft thing was a mattress.

That made sense, he decided...

Wait.

He didn't know that voice.

Mario rubbed his eyes abs tried to look around. Was that a-

The memories of what happened before came crashing back.

...

He'd been an idiot, hadn't he?

"You're awake!" Luigi's voice called.

"A-Luigi," Mario yawned, "what is a-going on here?"

"You were an idiot," another, louder, rougher voice said. Oh hey, Bowser was here.

...This was Bowser's castle.

Why was he not dead.

"Yes, you were an idiot, coming in here to 'save' your brother when I haven't even hurt him and won't." A pause. "Unless he asks for it."

Was that...-

"Bowser," Mario said, "are you a-banging my brother?"

#bowuigi #mario looks for luigi #luigi #fanfic #trigger warning

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aliencatwafers · 9 months

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Fallen AU - Planet Shroob

Here is the barren wasteland all the Earthlings are dropped off at. The Shroobs basically told them “good luck” and never looked back.

This is Planet Shroob. It is without a moon and the 7th planet away from the Xivis Star. The planet is outside the warmth zone the Star provides; life was able to exist since the Xivis Star was brighter and hotter so many years ago. Now, many life processes exist independent of the Xivis Star like chemotrophs taking advantage of chemical compounds to survive. Planet Sunnycide is just inbetween the life zone (basically land-locked).

There are three sides to the planet. The first is the bottom which is the safest and served as the Shroobs’ Castle for centuries. Countless bloody wars were fought over the fertile farmland at the bottom. When the Shroobs United under one leader, the fighting stopped. There is still some fertile soil left, so if you get shoved off here you’re in good hands. Most likely you can survive here for generations.

The sides are the Jade Ocean. It was once a vast and vibrant ocean made of fresh Vim. Having been completely drained, all that remains is the treacherous ocean floor. If you land here, chances are you’re very dead. No coming back from that.

On the top is a wide variety of climates. The perimeter has the Veenoria Beach which is pretty safe with soft and compact sand. It is a beautiful coral color. Any Earthlings that land here have a 99.99% survival rate (this is where the Baby Bros land). But there’s not much soil to grow stuff nor creatures to hunt. Heading up to the top is dangerous. Heading to the bottom means crossing the Jade Ocean.

If you go further top, you’re in the Mycotoxia Dunes. While sorta safe for landing, it is very dangerous yet gorgeous. Further in is the Xivis Mountain Range; if you land there you are extremely dead. That is since the ground is rocky and there are spikes everywhere (Fawful lands at the edge where the Veenoria Beach intersects the desert; he still should be dead yet he isn’t).

Further up you have Mountain Amanita. It is named after the Shroob Goddess who the Shroobs respect as the being who created them. It is the tallest mountain on the planet, the peak rises hundreds of feet above the heavens. It is at the very top of the planet. If you travel there, you can survey space.

Moving on, you have the Fungal Forest and Valley. While extremely fertile soil, it is dangerous thanks to its high density of toxic plants and mysterious predators in search for Earthlings to hunt. Further out is the Clawden Craters - these are not as deep as trenches in Jade Ocean, but are still dangerous.

Description for each terrain from drawing:

Mycotoxia Dunes

Pink sand

Ancient Shroob Runes

Hasn’t rained in centuries

Covered in dust storms

Crystal Caves

Crystals float upwards

Has rich but rare oasises

Saccharomyces Flatlands

Violet soil, very soft

Overused soil is gray

Used to be farming land that fed the Shroobs for millennia

Usually rains

Lots of monsters

Safest part of planet

Everyone fought over this for centuries

Fungal Forest/Valley

Fertile soil and toxic plants

Shroobigos wander here

Trees as tall as some mountains

Lots of biodiversity

Blue flowing trees

Rain flows upwards, thunderstorms

Mountain Amanita

Tallest mountain on planet

Peak rises above atmosphere

Has an observatory

Coldest spot on planet

Xivis Mountain Range

Site for abandoned bases

Valley is hot whole peaks are cool

Furious winds - powerful storms are common

Veenoria Beach

Halfway point between top and bottom half of planet

Soft and compact sand

Coral sand

Pretty safe yet dry

Clawden Craters

Deep chasms

Underground temples and forests

Incredibly hot and humid

Has magma flowing

Jade Oceans

Dried out

Trenches lead to planet’s core

Dry and hot

Full of toxic sludge

Having fast travel on the planet would be pretty nice.

As the Shroobs left their dying homeworld, some nature has returned. Baby Mario and co. (Baby Luigi, Stuffwell, Fawful) encounter abandoned villages, temples, towns, bases, and cities now overgrown with vegetation. There are also rival Earthlings trying to survive. If it’s not the planet or Shroob creatures going after Baby Mario and co, it’s Earthlings fighting for resources/power and screwing others over. Some hotspots are the Flatlands and Clawden Craters. Others want Mt. Amanita. There’s also abandoned Shroob tech everywhere.

It is a shitshow.

#mario and luigi #shroobs #partners in time #fawful #baby mario #baby luigi #art #Fallen AU #Took inspiration from Breath of the Wild again #I love worldbuilding #The Shroobs wrecked their home #And it’s a matter of time before Earth is completely demolished (won’t be until thousands of years in as Earth is much safer than Shroob)#Maybe some Shroobs got abandoned too #Fawful somehow survived the fall without much damage into the Xivis Mt. Range #stuffwell #He’ll get a lot of data #Are there Shroob ships outside of range? Possibly?#It’s basically a everyone person for themselves #Morals are thrown to the wind #Society has collasped #Half of Earth got Shroobified #The other half got sent here #Everyone is trying to figure out why the Shroobs assigned each other their fate #Shroobs are sadistic assholes (at least the leaders)#Conquering isn’t enough #They want to destroy the Earthlings from the inside out #Princess Peach is nowhere to be found #Even when the world ends #Fawful is put on babysitting duty #The goal is to survive and rescue anyone the baby bros know

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bisharp-that-likes-chips · 2 years

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Can you make Main Four with Malaysian Reader? (Btw I from Malaysia.) Also reader can speak many language like English, Arabic, Mandarin, Tamil and Bahasa Melayu. Because of Malaysia is country that have different race live together. (Like me, I can speak Bahasa Melayu, English. Arabic and Mandarin I can speak too but I only know basic ;D.) (Sorry for bad grammar, English not my fist language. It second language.)

Alrighty then

Hank:

Poor Hank. Only knows the horrible life of living in Nevada, and being the most hated and wanted criminal. You had to tell him that you weren’t from this country, let alone Nevada.

Hank is interested in learning your culture, seeing as how you look and act different from everyone else in the hellish state of Nevada.

You show him some of your favorite literature and music. Even though he doesn’t understand any of it, he imagines how amazing and wonderful it’s be to live somewhere in a much better and more peaceful environment.

Because you’re from a better place, Hank protects you at all costs. You’d always be the first person he saves, since you’re the last one he wants to lose.

Sanford:

He thinks you’re pretty since you ain’t from Nevada.

The fact that you’re from an amazing and relaxing paradise, and then ended up stuck in a hellish and cold world, makes him feel sad. It pains him to see you feel miserable about the flaws of Nevada and when you do, he gives you many hugs and says sweet things in your ear.

“I know Nevada isn’t the best place to live in, but I promise that I will give you enough of my love to make all your worries go away. You deserve better than to be stuck in a traumatizing wasteland.”

He’s interested in your culture, so if he ever sees you listening to music, dusting an art piece that you brought with you to Nevada etc., he asks you a lot of questions and tends to follow you around like an excited puppy.

Deimos:

Since Deimos is Deimos, of course he’s gonna be all confused and ask “what is a Mall-A-Sha? Is that a cute girl you know, Malisha?!” (you kick him in the leg after that)

As soon as he learns more about your country, he tries to impress you by saying a buncha languages spoken in Malaysia (getting most of the words mixed up since he uses Google translate) or trying his best to make a traditional art piece of which he also found from Google (and maybe even used a tutorial to help you)

“Hey, you know I heard that Malaysia is close to the equator, so that means the climate is very warm, but guess what? You’re hotter than Malaysia’s hottest days of the year.” - Deimos 2022

He wonders what living in Malaysia would be like. He imagines going there, relaxing on the beach, and since he’ll be married to you, you’ll be holding him in your arms or the other way around.

2BDamned:

2B was really surprised and quite excited to meet someone outside of Nevada.

He immediately asks you out since, it’s been a while since he saw something, or someONE different and not so depressing or savage looking.

If you tell him about your culture and how life was like in Malaysia, he’d always listen to you in such a loving way. Not only is your voice soothing, but imagining the fact of living in a world without so much violence and hatred sounds like heaven to him (he’d probably even beg you to take him with you back to your own country for at least a week or so)

The boys start to get very confused about 2BDamned, someone who’s usually very serious and intellect, actively and crazily swooning over someone. (Deimos tends to make jokes behind his back, but that normally leads to a slap in the face by Sanford).

Sorry for not posting in a while. plz accept this funni Mario Luigi and Yoshi pic I found on the internet as my apology:

#Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysia airlines flight 103 #Sorry if that was racist :(#madness combat #madness combat x reader #sanford #sanford x reader #deimos x reader #2bdamned #2bdamned x reader #hank j wimbleton #hank x reader #deimos

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koopzilla · 1 year

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mario or luigi

whos hotter

Who is hotter?

"Yuck... This is like picking between fertilizers. Who cares!? They're both AWFUL."

"Neeeeeeh. Luigi is younger, ain't he? And taller? His mustache looks like a way softer napkin. Him, I guess."

#🔥 anonymous asks #🔥 mischief & memes

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hex-the-rabbit · 1 year

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Who is hotter? Mario or Luigi? Which Nintendo princess is the best? If you could ride a yoshi what color would you pick? Do you think Toad is a toxic mofo?

I've been holding on to this ask for a while for sentimental reasons, but I think it's time to let you go.

You're free now. I love you.

#the rabbit is hexing

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imapursoon · 2 years

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“Who’s hotter, Mario or Luigi?” it’s for scientific purposes only I promise

#shitpost #poll

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 2 years

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Dating Test with Robin

Robin: Hi, everyone! Today, we're going to be testing the datability of Smash Bros' swingiest bachelors! First up, King Dedede!

King Dedede: Get ready to fall in love, Smash Bros! ...Is the camera getting my good side?

Robin: Dr. Mario!

Dr. Mario: Who're you making this for, again?

Robin: And Wario!

Wario: I'm only here because you promised bacon.

Robin chucks a piece of bacon at Wario, which he eats.

Wario: I'm pacified.

Robin: And now for a simple 9000 question dating quiz!

Cutaway

Wario: Should men always pay for dinner? What am I, Luigi?

King Dedede: How many kids would you like? As many kids as I have Waddle Dees. That's enough me for everyone!

Dr. Mario: How do you treat a gal? Well, hovering around and giving random medical facts is a no brainer! Nailing this....

Robin: While they're doing this, we present to you...Hoshido v. Nohr in who has the best people to date! Starring the Corrins!

Corrin: On one hand, Rinkah is buff and I'd gladly let her throw me across the room like a ragdoll, pin me against the wall, and put me in a headlock, along with numerous other submission holds. On the other hand, Effie is in Nohr, and I've heard her biceps are almost as strong as Samus', which is a feat all on its own, so you already KNOW she can snap me like a twig. And Nohr also has Peri if you're into Yandere's. I've seen her eviserate a man before, and its sort of artistically beautiful in a way. But Kagero is like, a ninja who covers her eye with her hair. That's like, 20 points hotter than a Samurai. But, if you can't decide between the two, there's always good ol' Azura and Felicia!

Corrine: As for me, Jakob. Butlers are hot, what can I say? Especially ones with accents. And there's Kaden, his tail is super fluffy. But so is Keaton's hair....plus he smells nice. And I can't forget about Azura, I love Azura.

Back to Toon Link....

Robin: Welcome back! The results are in! Wario, on a scale of 1-5, you scored a three!

Wario: Yes! Yes!

Wario is DATABLE!

Robin: This limits your dating pool to widows, lady plumbers, and convicts.

Wario: I see that as a win.

Robin: Dr. Mario....yikes. Well, scores don't really matter all too much in the long short. Just focus on being you, kay buddy?

Dr. Mario is Questionable?!

Robin: King Dedede, you scored....a 12?

King Dedede: Mama was right! I'm the most perfect man in the world!

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #Source: Gravity Falls #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Robin #King Dedede #Wario #Corrin #Corrine #Dr Mario #Fire Emblem #Super Mario #Kirby #Wario Ware Inc

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erikbarthelmann · 6 years

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Who’s hotter ?

Mario or Luigi ?

#mario #luigi #marioandluigi #mario and luigi #who’s hotter #questions #questionoftheday

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formalmess · 4 years

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For Your Entertainment ~ Chapter Eight

Summary: Luigi, Peasley, and Peach travel to Sarasaland.

Warnings: Gore, Character Death, Murder

“Thank you, again, for everything, Princess."

Peasley's tone was quiet, having lost most of his usual cheerfulness due to what had transpired over the last few days. He still managed to maintain a generally charming politeness when addressing the royal before him, facing Peach with a smile.

He had one hand on Luigi's back to comfort his worries, which hadn't ceased since they’d left Pi'illo Island.

"It's no problem at all. Anything to help my friends." Peach smiled, glancing around the lush pink interior cabin of her private jet.

Thus far, the flight had been going smoothly. There were a few jolts and bumps throughout the journey, but nothing too bombastic. The skies were clear, the bright sun peeking through the windows lining the plane’s interior. Polterpup was sleeping in a sunny spot on the open seat beside Peach, leaning up against her bag.

A toad attendant approached the three passengers, asking the trio if they wanted anything to drink, to which the three declined.

"I hate to keep making you run around like this." Peasley glanced down.

"Why, it's no trouble at all, Peasley." Peach's sweet tone remained quiet. "I don't care if we have to move you around a hundred times, so long as you two are safe. I want to help my friends, in any way I can.”

Peasley nodded, sighing as he leaned his elbows against the armrest at his side.

Luigi, who was lying against the window at his side, exhaled shakily.

He wanted to speak. He had yet to inform Peach of what had happened, and why exactly they had to move locations again. How could he just tell her that Bowser, once her almost-weekly kidnapper, was dead? He wasn’t a fearsome king anymore. He was just bits and pieces now. Just a small portion of Dimentio’s show.

Luigi shivered, curling his arms tighter around his knees, burying his face in his kneecaps.

Peasley continued to comfortingly rub at Luigi's back, sighing.

"I just hope… h-he'll give up soon. I can only imagine this might get... oh, I don't know... tiring, after awhile."

Peach had no response.

She remembered just how persistent Dimentio had been during her travels throughout Flipside and the many dimensions connected to it. He wasn't one to give up easily. When he wanted something, he would stop at nothing to get it. If he wanted a fight, he'd get one. If he wanted someone to fight for him, he'd make them.

He did things by force. And that thought terrified her.

"So..." Peasley twiddled with his thumbs anxiously upon realizing Peach had no response. "Where exactly are we headed?"

"...Do you think it's safe to talk about?"

Peasley's gaze met Luigi's, who had perked up and turned to the two blonde royals, staring through misted eyes. He nodded, shifting slightly to appear more at attention.

Peach hesitantly reached over and pulled out a letter from her bag. She unfolded it, smoothing it out and handing it over to Luigi.

"Maybe you should read this first. She wanted me to give it to you.”

“She?” Peasley raised an eyebrow.

Luigi took the letter, his heart skipping a beat as he scanned the paper and realized who had sent it, printed in semi-neat handwriting at the bottom. He could've recognized that signature anywhere.

"Daisy?"

Peach nodded.

"Daisy? As in, Princess Daisy?” Peasley shifted, moving to glance at the letter in Luigi’s hands. “We're going to Sarasaland?"

Peach nodded again, running her hands over her dress.

"Daisy and I have been in close correspondence. We’ve kept everything very secretive, just in case anything… w-went wrong.” She paused. “B-But, Daisy told me she was more than willing to let you two stay there for a few days."

"I haven't seen Princess Daisy in quite awhile... I do hope she's doing alright." Peasley leaned back.

"Well, we'll find that out soon, won't we?" Peach’s expression brightened. "Oh! I forgot to mention, but I'll be staying with you two for a few days in Sarasaland as well. I was thinking that, if perhaps the pair of you weren't the only ones in our host's company, then..."

Peach trailed off.

"Dimentio... he… he’ll know we aren’t alone… he..." Peasley paused. He didn't want to speak for Luigi, cutting himself off. "Yes. That seems logical..."

Luigi sighed, nodding.

"But Princess, if you're staying with us, then who will watch over your kingdom?"

"I left Toadsworth to handle things for awhile. He's perfectly capable. I mean... he taught me everything I know, so there’s not a doubt in my mind he’ll be able to handle it."

”I’d hate to keep you from your kingdom… but, if you say so.”

"It’s alright. A vacation is necessary every now and again.” Peach changed the subject quickly, not wanting to focus on responsibility. “H-How's the Queen? Have you received any word from her?"

"Mother? Oh, she's alright. She sent me a letter a couple of nights ago… nothing much more than good wishes and messages to stay safe.” Peasley’s expression softened before he snapped his head back up to attention, turning up to face Peach once more. “And what of Mario? Is there any news on his end?"

"Still nothing.” Peach paused. “...I just hope he's okay."

Silence surrounded the passengers.

"How long until we arrive?" Peasley inquired softly after the awkward quiet grew too much for him to bear.

"About... an hour, or so? Judging by the time it's taken so far."

Luigi kept his gaze low, not daring to look up as the conversation continued. He was afraid he’d start crying again if he met eyes with the others, and he was already exhausted as it was from the emotional fatigue.

He jolted suddenly, shifting as Peasley wrapped an arm around him.

“Luigi…? It’s gonna be okay. I promise.”

Luigi forced a smile.

But, no matter what he tried, the same thought kept invading into his mind, shattering any composure he was desperately trying to hold to.

It wasn’t going to be okay.

Yet, still, he smiled. He would force a smile for everyone, no matter how long it took.

He moved his legs and turned his back to his companions, glancing out the window once more as the plane continued onward toward their destination.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Upon their arrival, the three exited the plane hesitantly, carrying their luggage as they went. A few Toads helped their princess with her things, despite her gentle protests and assurance that they didn’t have to.

Sarasaland was MUCH hotter than Pi’illo Island, which only left the three overdressed visitors extremely sweaty as they made it out onto the runway. The sun blazed down upon the desert region below, the Birabuto Kingdom practically a blur in the distance as they scanned the steaming horizon. The asphalt below them was sizzling.

“LUIGI!”

Luigi didn't have time to react before he was promptly swept off his feet, dropping his bags to the ground. He had the air squeezed out of him as he was lifted up into the air by a smiling figure.

“It’s so good to see you, Weegie!” Princess Daisy was laughing as she set the frazzled brunette down. She dusted him off, chuckling. “Sorry ‘bout that. It’s just been way too long.”

“I-It’s only been a few days, though…” Luigi mumbled, smiling.

“I know, I know! But, that doesn’t matter. It’s always great to see you!”

Princess Daisy looked as chipper as ever, her freckled face smiling. She wore athletic wear, tanned arms placed proudly on her hips.

”What took you guys so long? I’ve been waiting out here like, all day. Peach didn’t tell me much, ‘cause we were supposed to be keeping things on the down-low, so I was told.”

”Had to check on a few last-minute things.” Peasley explained.

”Well, took you forever... but, hey, that’s no big deal! So, listen, I know you guys just got here, and you’re probably super tired and will probably say no to this, buuuut-!” Daisy grinned. “I was thinkin’ we could play some two-on-two tennis! I’ve been wanting to play a doubles match again, and I mean… We have four players right here!”

Peasley, despite his fatigue, grinned and perked up. He set his bags down, pulling his hair up. “Challenge accepted.”

“Awesome!” Daisy’s eyes lit up. “I call dibs on having Luigi as my partner!”

Peasley scoffed, standing at Peach’s side. “You’re on.”

Daisy smiled, reaching down and heaving Luigi’s heavy suitcase up over her shoulder with little effort. She turned to him, smiling.

“C’mon! We’re losing daylight, people!”

The group quickly gathered up their things, Daisy carrying most of Luigi’s stuff at this point. Luigi, meanwhile, held onto Polterpup, walking close to Daisy. They chatted the entire way up to the castle.

Before heading off to the tennis courts, the four made their way through the savanna region outside of Birabuto Kingdom and eventually into the main square, stopping at the castle to drop off their things. They left Polterpup under the care of one of the servants.

Hastily changing into their athletic clothing, the four began their trek toward Muda Kingdom, the district that held most of the resources for sporting activities. They spent most of the day playing tennis and chattering, going to and from the cities of the Muda region.

The streets of the Muda Kingdom were lined with cobblestone, mountains along the landscape in the distance. Small baroque-style buildings lined the streets, flowers growing in nearly every inch of the small town, hanging out of windows or in shop displays.

Daisy gave brief tours of the areas they encountered, but nothing as detailed as the historical lessons Dreambert had given about Pi’illo Island. She was a lot more excitable, easily distracted by the smallest things.

The shops in town were relatively busy, various citizens rushing at the chance to assist their beloved ruler and her guests. The group shopped for hours, trying on clothes and purchasing souvenirs, trying to explore every inch of the tropical Muda region’s cities.

And, despite nobody talking about it, all of them were trying their best to get Luigi back into the swing of things. They tried to shift his focus from everything that had happened by any means.

And yet, no matter what they tried, it still looked like his mind wasn't in the best place. He looked so tired.

As the sun set in the distance, casting a warm overlay over the small town, the group of four strode toward the beach to end off their busy day.

Walking along the beach just outside a nearby seaside resort, the group approached the ocean tide along the sand, wanting nothing more than to cool off after having to endure the blazing temperatures of Sarasaland all day. They shivered momentarily as the water brushed against their feet, before running into the moving tides. The sun continued to set in the distance, casting bright rays along the shifting waves.

Luigi hung back.

Upon the others voicing their concern, he waved a hand and told them to go on without him. He said he’d come join them in a bit, a statement in which he knew he was lying to himself.

Luigi's gaze remained set forward, unmoving. He sighed as he sat down on the sand beneath him, trying to wipe at his eyes as he felt tears begin to build up.

Seeing his friends so happy, without a care in the world as they splashed water at each other and laughed… It made his chest ache. He felt like everything he touched, everything he encountered, everything he so much as gazed at, was cursed to suffer a painful end.

More than anything right now, he just wanted to be alone. Maybe, if he was alone, then Dimentio would finally just come and end his game already. It’d be better than having to watch his friends suffer. Anything would be better than that.

He exhaled, feeling tears slip down his cheeks.

"Hey, Weeg?"

Luigi jumped, glancing up as he hastily wiped at his eyes.

Daisy was staring at him, having just emerged from the water, walking across the beachside. She brushed a hand through her soaked hair, sitting down on her knees beside Luigi.

"You okay?”

”Y-Yeah, I’m fine…” Luigi felt his head start to sting, vision going hazy. He felt numb, fingers digging into the sand beneath him. “I just…”

He flinched as Daisy hugged him. He was numb for a moment, before he fell limp in her arms.

”Look, Weeg, Peach told me everything.” Daisy whispered. “I had no idea someone would be capable of that. I… I didn’t know… I thought you were just acting weird, but, I…”

She stood, reaching out a hand to help Luigi up.

”I just want to help you out, in any way I can.” Daisy said, grabbing Luigi’s hand and pulling him up to his feet. “You’re like, one of my best friends. You don’t deserve this kinda stuff happening to you.”

Luigi nodded shakily, glancing up to meet Peach and Peasley’s gaze as they too emerged from the water. They approached hesitantly, keeping their distance to leave Luigi some personal space.

”Man, what I wouldn’t give to kick that sorry jester sicko right in the face…” Daisy mumbled, gritting her teeth as her trembling hands tightened into fists.

Luigi forced out a chuckle. It was hollow and sad in nature, but still audible.

”Luigi?” Peasley’s voice sounded, concerned. “Are you feeling okay? You're starting to look rather sickly again.”

”Should we go back?” Daisy squinted at the small sliver of sunlight left over the horizon. “It’s gettin’ dark anyway.”

Luigi hugged his sides, nodding. “P-Please.”

With one arm draped around Luigi’s trembling form, Peasley led him off the beachside. The four walked in silence along the emptied streets on their way back to the Birabuto Kingdom. They walked across cooled sand, darkness shrouding over them.

When they ultimately arrived at the Birabuto castle, torches lit along the outside exterior, Daisy shoved open the doors with little hesitation. She made her presence known immediately, yelling out, only to be met with an eerie silence.

Not a guard or servant was in sight. Every hesitant footstep echoed throughout the main hall as the group entered.

”Guys! Yo! Hey, is anyone here?” She called, spinning around as she examined the halls further. She raised a hand to her chin, walking up to Peach. “Weird. There’s always at least a few guards stationed out here, usually…”

Peasley stepped forward to help the Sarasan Princess investigate, stopping when he heard Luigi cough gently. He turned his back, approaching his husband and holding his hands.

”Luigi? Are you alright?” Peasley questioned worriedly. “What’s wrong?”

Luigi nodded, skin pale and clammy, sweat dripping down his cheeks. “I’m okay… I just want to go to sleep. I’ll be okay... I-”

Luigi stopped. His pale skin turned white as his blue eyes widened in terror. Luigi stood paralyzed, horrified at the sight just behind his husband.

"Luigi? Are you alright?" Peasley turned his head to investigate the area behind him.

He squinted, scanning the area.

And that’s when he froze, feeling his chest drop out as he noticed a darkened figure standing not very far from them. They were concealed under a cover of shadow produced by a towering column at the furthest end of the main hall, but their features were still visible.

They were smiling.

A blur of purple and yellow was all that remained as the figure retreated and bolted away down another one of the castle’s hallways.

"How did he...?"

Peasley's fleeting confusion faded, now replaced with pure malice. His hands shook, body trembling. Hatred consumed his chest and heart, mind clouded with the same thought of chasing and striking down the retreating figure.

The fuming prince jumped to attention, his enraged expression unchanging as he dashed down the castle hall and out of sight.

"Peasley!" Peach called, now attentive as she and Daisy perked up from their conversation, examining the commotion.

Luigi watched Peasley run off, scrambling to follow after his husband. Daisy and Peach dashed ahead of him. The three turned a corner, calling out for Peasley and keeping an eye out for anything else suspicious lurking in the shadows.

"P-Peasley!" Luigi called, trembling as he tried to steady his uncontrollable shaking. He felt tears welling in his eyes, his heart pounding.

They froze and jumped upon hearing a loud crash and thud from around the nearest corner. Following the sound without hesitation, they were met with a single dark room, the doors having been flung open.

Luigi entered without thinking, continuing to call out for his husband. "Peasley!"

”L-Luigi…?”

Luigi gasped, eyes adjusting to the darkness as he realized Peasley was lying against the wall on the other side of the compact room. He was holding an arm over his chest, wincing slightly as Luigi approached.

”What happened?!” Luigi questioned feverishly, reaching out a shaky hand to try and assess Peasley’s injuries.

”I… I don’t k-know…” Peasley murmured, trying to focus his vision. “He… h-he… he disappeared. I don’t know how, I don't remember what happened, I don’t know… I just remember hitting the wall…”

”Peasley!” Peach cried, running up to her friend’s side. “Are you okay?”

”I’m just a little dizzy, that’s all…”

”What was that for?!” Daisy questioned, also entering the room, exasperated as she searched for her breath. She bent over, calloused hands on her knees. “You scared us all half to death!”

”I saw…”

The four flinched at the sudden sound of the doors they had just entered from slamming shut.

Click.

Daisy turned, grabbing the handles of the door and pushing and pulling against them, to which the doors refused to budge.

”Great.” She exhaled, releasing an annoyed sigh. “Guys, I think-”

”Ah, so my hapless audience finally arrives! You certainly don’t wear tardiness well…”

Freezing up, the four turned their gaze up to a screen display upon the wall, having turned on upon the doors shutting. Whirring to life, the screen blinked, revealing hazy static for a moment.

Peasley stood up, scooting back as he tried to examine the grainy video, squinting.

The static soon faded, now replaced with a clearer image.

And, greeting them upon the screen, was Dimentio. His masked face was turned upward, forming a wickedly sadistic grin. It seemed even more twisted than before.

"Good evening, one and all!” His voice rang out, much clearer in comparison to the condition of the previous tapes. His tone was the same though, as jubilant as ever. “Tonight's show was rather unprecedented, but I believe I've concocted quite the spectacle for you all to feast your eyes upon!"

”Who... Who is that?” Daisy murmured, stepping back.

”That’s…” Peach inhaled, gulping nervously. “That’s w-who I told you about.”

”That’s Dimentio?” Daisy questioned, butchering her pronunciation of the mad jester’s name. “He… doesn’t seem all that bad.”

Almost in response, Dimentio’s voice got louder, making showy motions with his hands as he faced the camera with a smile.

"Tonight, my dearest assistant and I will be putting on a show to reveal both of our skills and strengths! It will be quite the sight to behold, unveiling these skills never before seen by the public eye!" Dimentio's eyes lit up in anticipation, his grand smile only widening in excitement.

A low groan sounded from behind Dimentio, the sound crackling slightly through the jumbled audio. Dimentio turned, moving out of the way as someone shifted further back in the camera’s view.

”Where… Where am I?” The unidentifiable figure questioned, their inquiry almost lost in the garbled audio. They sounded exhausted.

”Careful, now!” Dimentio commanded from outside the view of the screen. “My teleportation skills are still rather rusty, so do forgive me if you feel a little light-headed.”

The figure stood, back straight, blinking and turning to finally stare directly at the camera.

”D-Dreambert?”

Luigi’s voice was practically a whisper. He didn’t want to believe it. This couldn’t be real.

”Ahahaha… I don’t believe you heard my introduction, so allow me to repeat myself!” Dimentio exclaimed, emerging from the shadows at the edges of the screen’s display, grabbing Dreambert up off the floor by his shoulders. He forced the panicking prince up to his feet, gesturing forward.

“Tonight, we will be putting on a show unlike any other! It will be a chance for me to show off a few tricks up my sleeve…" Dimentio pressed a finger onto Dreambert's cheek. "And for YOU to show off your skills of endurance!"

”Are you… D-Dimentio?” Dreambert sounded appalled, trying to move, only to realize his wrists were tied tightly behind his back.

”Ah, so you know me! Finally! It’s sooo nice to meet someone who can actually recognize my talents and prowess!” Dimentio gasped out. “My reputation DOES precede me, after all!”

Dimentio dropped Dreambert to the floor, walking forward. His movements were much more fluid than how he had once appeared in the first tape, practically gliding across the floor as he moved.

”But, enough introductions! Our show must begin!”

Dimentio held out a hand, faint sparks emerging from his fingertips, his black gloves reflecting the light.

”Our first trick will involve aim.” He laughed as a minuscule ball of concentrated energy appeared in his palm, almost resembling a star. “You can try and dodge this, if you’d like.”

Dreambert’s breathing became hurried, panicking and glancing around to try and locate any signs of an exit.

Dimentio only laughed, releasing the blast of energy from his palm, sending it hurtling toward the Pi’illo prince. Dreambert just barely swerved out of the way, crouching down. He winced as he realized the tips of his pillow hood were singed, the blast hitting the wall.

”Not bad!” Dimentio announced, pleased. “Just how long can you keep it up, is the question…”

He produced yet another star-like projectile in his hand, waving a finger before he flung it forward toward Dreambert.

Dreambert ducked, rolling out of the way as Dimentio continued to cackle in delight. He produced projectile after projectile, refusing to stop. He fired each of them upon the prince, who continued scrambling around to try and avoid the blasts of energy.

Dimentio knew his victim would tire of running eventually, his smile refusing to cease as he watched him run from corner to corner of the room. He didn’t mind waiting, so long as his assistant's efforts weren’t short-lived.

Why, making an effort was the least they could do!

Without warning, Dimentio raised both hands, the star-like glimmering ball of energy pulsing and sparking in his grasp. He threw it down, slamming it directly into Dreambert’s chest. Dreambert hit the wall with a crack, falling to the floor. He groaned.

”Aha! I knew you wouldn’t be able to dodge forever!” Dimentio snapped his fingers, teleporting to Dreambert’s side, a ripple appearing in the static screen.

He placed a hand under Dreambert’s chin, his cracked smile unmoving. Dreambert struggled to escape the bonds around his wrists, but to no avail.

Dreambert fought back tears, his chest aching as he felt warm blood seeping into his clothes. The burning sensation was still present from the initial hit. One of his bones felt broken, numbness overtaking his body.

”Feeling tired? We can take a quick intermission, if you’d like.” Dimentio grinned, standing up as he let Dreambert fall back to the floor. “I did want to show you something…”

Dimentio fiddled with something offscreen, snapping his fingers.

”You should feel honored, dreamy one. This isn’t all that bad, really...” Dimentio coyly spoke. “At least you weren’t blown to bits like my last show… Ah, you should’ve seen it! I’d love to show you, but we don’t have time for that. But, I can show you this!”

Dimentio crouched down beside the writhing Dreambert once more, holding out a jar full of yellow scaly skin and flesh, blood dripping down the sides of the jar.

”This was what was left of my last assistant.” He explained calmly to a horrified Dreambert, his masked expression still a smile. “Luckily, what I have in store for our program tonight won’t be nearly as brutal! I suppose I felt bad for you, in a way… you would have never been in this position, had you not been… ah, shall we say, in the wrong place at the wrong time?”

Dimentio’s smile dropped.

”But… Bowser… he was the reason my plans were thwarted…” He growled, standing as he threw the jar down to the floor, the contents spilling out as it smashed open.

”Bowser…?” Peach whispered, holding her hands up to cover her face, horrified.

Dreambert’s face turned up instinctively at the overwhelming stench of blood and rotting flesh, gagging.

”But, no matter! I do believe this intermission has gone on long enough, don’t you agree?”

Dreambert’s eyes widened, terrified.

”N-No! Wait, please, we can talk about this!” Dreambert attempted, large tears slipping down his cheeks. “I swear, I-I can give you anything you want!”

”Ahaha…”

Dimentio chuckled, lowering his face. His soft giggling soon heightened, grabbing Dreambert by his cape and forcing him up to his feet to stare into his trembling gaze. Dimentio's mismatched eyes were maddened.

“Ahahaha… AHAHAHAHAHAHA!” He raised his voice, his tone dangerous and shaky as his eyes narrowed. “YOU can’t even begin to FATHOM what I WANT!”

He slammed Dreambert’s limp and bleeding form up against the wall, laughing still as he snapped his fingers, another star-like burst of energy in his hands.

”What I want? I want to see those who wronged me BURN.”

Dimentio lifted his hand, forcing his blazing palm down onto Dreambert’s cheek, burning skin and melting off his flesh. Dreambert howled in pain, trying to kick at Dimentio to weaken his hold, but nothing happened.

“I want to see them suffer. I want to see the light of hope fade from their eyes.”

Dimentio dropped Dreambert to the floor, the pi’illo prince coughing and hiccuping on his sobs as his tears refused to cease.

”So, you’ve given up, already?”

Dreambert glanced up, trembling.

”What would your people think of you now, Prince Dreambert? Don’t you want to be a good role model to your citizens?” Dimentio’s face cracked back into a deranged smile. “What will they think when they see you like this?”

Dreambert tried to move, but fell back to the floor, crying out in pain. “No… don’t…”

”They’ll think you’re pathetic.”

Dimentio snaked his hands around Dreambert’s neck, squeezing down hard on his throat as his smile only widened. Dreambert sputtered and choked, gasping for breath and mercy. He wanted to try and pry Dimentio’s hands away, but his restricted wrists didn’t help to aid him.

His gaze went glossy, his eyes losing focus as he felt saliva trickling down his face, tears continuing to drag down his face.

He was going to die.

What he wasn’t expecting to happen next, was for Dimentio to abruptly release and drop him.

Dreambert glanced up through misty eyes as he hit the ground, hoping to the stars above that there had been a change of heart somewhere deep within the psychotic jester.

Dimentio turned on his heel away from Dreambert, waltzing over to the camera and reaching beyond it, grabbing something in his hands. He glanced down at the small object held in his fingers, a glint of metal reflecting on the camera.

”It’s time for our little show to come to a close.”

Dimentio grabbed Dreambert from behind, holding his head up. He forced him to turn and look toward the camera.

“Please…” Dreambert whined out, practically inaudible to his captor. He fidgeted, numb. “Stop…”

Dimentio raised his arm, revealing the object held in his fingers. It was a needle, filled with a dark purple liquid.

Dimentio ignored Dreambert’s soft protests, puncturing the prince's neck with a soft hum, positioning the tip of the needle on the flesh before squeezing down on it. He pushed, still humming, until the barrel of the syringe was empty.

He laughed before tossing the needle aside.

“There!” Dimentio smiled, grabbing Dreambert’s cheeks and forcing him to stare into his eyes. “Our show is complete. Do you care to take a bow, Prince Dreambert?”

“I-I just…” Dreambert whimpered, gulping down saliva as his voice nearly gave out. “I just want to go home…”

“Unfortunately, that can’t be arranged. But, I’ll tell you what...” Dimentio dropped Dreambert to the floor roughly once more, looming over him as he stood up. “That poison will start to kick in in about… let’s say, give or take, five minutes or so. So, until then, I’ll leave you completely alone! You can do whatever you’d like in your final moments. Doesn’t that sound so nice, princey?”

Dreambert released a choked sob.

“That’s what I thought. I’m just so generous, aren’t I?”

Dimentio turned to face his unseen audience, smiling.

”Thank you for tuning in, ladies and gentlemen! It has been a pleasure performing for you all once again! And please, do enjoy the finale provided by my assistant, Dreambert! It’s one to die for, I’m sure! Ahahaha! Ciao!”

Dimentio cackled maliciously before teleporting out of the vicinity, his laughter still echoing in the small, dim space even after he was gone.

And for the next five minutes, the group of horrified individuals watching were forced to witness Dreambert as he sobbed, screaming for aid. He repeatedly tried to move, but his exhaustion, wounds, and the poisonous fluid coursing through his veins only left him immobilized as he continued to screech and beg for help.

He prayed, whispering under his breath, but he knew it was no use.

He knew his attempts were hopeless, eventually falling to the ground and going silent. His face was colored a horrid purple.

”I’m… sorry… e-everyone…”

The audio cut out, the video feed turning to static as Prince Dreambert released his final breath.

The screen went black.

The doors behind the group unlocked with a click, re-opening with an achingly slow creak.

Laughter rang in their ears.

#super mario bros #luigi #peasley #daisy #peach #dimentio #super paper mario #dreambert #prince peasley #princess daisy #princess peach #prince dreambert #mario and luigi #bowser #tw gore #my fics #writing #for your entertainment

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adventuresofsalih-blog · 6 years

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My Top 10 HOTTEST women in Gaming!

So, I thought I would take a step back today and do something completely different. Today I wanted to bring attention to some of gaming’s sexiest ladies. These are based totally on personal preference of what I see as hot: inside and outside. I learned a thing or two about myself making this list, and I’m sure that you might learn a few things about me as well.

10. Sabrina (Pokemon Blue)

Misty may be cute, but Sabrina has always been beautiful to me. Not only is she intelligent, skilled, and a little bit intimidating, but she also has a sense of humor and great taste in fashion as well!

9. Rainbow Mika (Street Fighter Alpha 3)

Speaking of fashion sense, you’ll find no qualms here about this lady’s attire. R. Mika is one well-built woman, and not afraid to show it. Underneath the mask, frills, and cute pigtails, though, is a dedicated, disciplined athlete that I wouldn’t want to mess with!

8. Rosalina (Super Mario Galaxy)

I have to admit, the first time I saw Rosalina I thought, “Oh geez. Here’s Nintendo trying to stay relevant with the kids with an emo Princess Peach.” But after playing the game, I saw her for who she is: one of the most (if not THE most) interesting and fleshed out characters in the Mario series. The gorgeous daughter of Peach and Luigi (you heard me ;) is a caring, protective mother to the Luma. She also knows how to dress cute for any sporting occasion. Butseriouslyhaveyouseenherinhersportsoutfitslikeherbodysuitforracingtennisdressorleotard *heavy breathing* And now, I kinda dig her style.

NOTE: Rosalina is the eldest gal to make the list, being a few hundred years old!

7. Twintelle (ARMS)

Mm. Sophisticated, stylish, striking hair (pun intended), all wrapped up in this one accomplished business woman. Of course, I can’t help but call attention to those PERFECT HIPS IN THOSE LEATHER PANTS! GAAAAAAAAAAAH! … Sorry. Moving on.

6. Miria (The Guardian Legend)

Digging deep in the archives of gaming history, how could I not mention the Guardian herself? In a time when Nintendo had to wait until the end of the game to reveal their sci-fi badass’s gender, Miria had no need to hide her femininity while blasting all foes in her way. Not only is this bikini-clad astro-warrior beautiful, but she can also transform into a space ship. It’s the best of both the She-Ra and Transformers worlds!

5. Princess Daphne (Dragon’s Lair)

*Sigh* So… Up to this point I’ve made it a point to point out the sexiness of each female’s personality, but I have to honestly admit… Princess Daphne has the personality of a rock and is the definition of the tired and offensive “damsel in distress” trope. That being said, I had to allow myself this one (very) guilty pleasure. The eyes, the smile, the exaggerated voice, the way she moves all drive me crazy. Damn you, Don Bluth, for creating such an infuriatingly drop-dead ditz!

NOTE: Daphne, to my knowledge, is the only married lady to make it on the list. Dirk, you lucky sunuvagun.

4. Sarah Bryant (Virtual Fighter 5)

Like a fine wine, Sarah Bryant has only gotten sexier with age. Though she’s a pretty sight to take in standing still, she’s a masterpiece in motion; her bicycle kick is one of the most beautifully devastating attacks you’ll ever see in a fighting game, and definitely one of the most satisfying to land. Not only a fearsome fighter, she’s a loving sister, and, at forty-five years of age (born July 4th, 1973) she’s one hot cougar. … Seriously, though, it’s like she’s aging in reverse.

3. Midna (The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess)

Is it her glistening eye and mischievous smile? Is it her sassy comebacks? Is it her perfect curves, or maybe her shocking red hair? Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes! She may have been cursed by Gannon into this form, but DAMN, if she don’t look all the sexier for it!

2. Risky Boots (Shantae: The Pirate’s Curse)

I know what some of you guys are thinking: “But, Bizz! Shantae is hotter than Risky!” Well… SHE’S SIXTEEN, YOU PERVERTS! (*ahem* excuse me) Not only is Risky Boots the cutest name on record, but she’s one tough cookie. She may have a bad girl past, but she’s not above changing her mind to do the right thing… Every once in a while. It doesn’t hurt that she has perfect skin and looks great in a bikini.

1. Samus (Metroid: Other M)

Samus Aran has always been a great role model of beauty, strength, and determination in the face of any obstacle. Personally, I like her short hair and federation uniform look. Throughout the franchise’s history she has shown a depth of character and range of emotion not commonly seen in video game women. Whatever suit or look she happens to be rocking, there’s no denying that she’s one classy lady.

There you have it: my top ten hottest pixelated screen queens. I learned a few things about myself (like, my apparent taste for older women), and was able to completely avoid being outed as a furry! :D *gives self high five*

-- Bizz

#gaming #Samus #r mika #Sabrina #midna #Princess Daphne #Guardian Legend #Pokemon #hot

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baekkxong · 7 years

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Nightmare

Pairing: EXO Sehun X Reader

Genre: Fluff

Warning: Swearing

Word Count: 1,735

A/N THANK YOU FOR 500 FOLLOWERS OMG

here, have a Halloween sehun scenario

lol I had fun writing this one

Leaning against your bathroom sink, you added the finishing touches to your makeup. Satisfied, you leaned back with a sigh, admiring your appearance. You were pleasantly surprised. Reaching forwards, you picked up the thickly black rimmed glasses and slid them on. You looked great.

The local club was having a Halloween event, something your boyfriend and you had anticipated with great expectations. You’d argued back and forth over what to dress up as. The both of you had agreed that it had to be something relevant and new. You had come up with the idea of Eggsy and Roxy from the new Kingsman movie, while Sehun thought Thor and Loki would be better. The argument had taken place over weeks, until Sehun had finally given in and let you have your way. It was rare; Sehun was very stubborn.

You were fully dressed as Roxy – wearing a grey tweed jacket, a white shirt and dark striped tie. You heard an excited knock at the door, spinning out the bathroom and rushing to let Sehun in. Your eyes widened in shock.

“Sehun!” Instead of a smart, black suit and matching tie you’d expected, he stood in the full Thor suit. Your jaw dropped. He’d even dyed and cut his hair – it was now a dirty blonde with two diagonal strips cut into the side. Two, angry, red lines of paint swam parallel down the left side of face. He’d even gone the extra mile and had ordered a Thor hammer, grasping it proudly in his hand.

“Y/N? Why are you dressed like that?” He cocked his head to the side.

“I could say the same thing…” you trailed off, too shocked to form a full sentence.

“We agreed on Thor!” Sehun exclaimed.

“No, we didn’t! We went with my idea – Kingsman!”

The two of you stood in silence, staring at each other.

The door to the apartment next to yours opened, and your elderly neighbour stumbled out. She stared with wide eyes at Sehun, who looked like he’d stepped right out of a comic book, before giving a confused smile at you both. You smiled awkwardly back to her, feeling ridiculous; you probably looked like some kind of business woman to her.

Grabbing Sehun’s shoulder, you yanked him inside and shut the door.

“What are we going to do now?” you questioned, hands in your hair in distress.

You both took Halloween far too seriously, and you knew it. But in the moment, nothing seemed quite as important as this affair which you’d planned for weeks in advance.

“Who are we going as then? Thor and his well-known assistant?” you demanded, pacing back and forth in the small living room.

Sehun glanced at the clock. “We need to go.”

A little scream escaped out the back of your throat.

“Come on, let’s just go,” Sehun ordered, “we’ll think of a solution in the car.”

You rolled your eyes, but reached for your bag and followed him out the door.

“You know, you look really hot. You should wear those glasses more often.” You turned to thank Sehun, who’s eyes were fixed on the road. “Although, you would have looked even hotter as a female Loki.”

“Ugh, Sehun.” You crossed your arms and turned your head to glare out the window. “I was really looking forward to see you dressed all smartly, like an English Kingsman. You know how I feel about you wearing those kinds of glasses.”

You wanted to be annoyed with each other, but neither of you could really justify why. You’d both messed up your plans as equally as one another.

After a curt drive in the dark, you’d arrived in the city centre.

“Wait, where are we?” you asked as you stepped out the car.

“There’s no parking spaces near the club; we’ll have to walk. It’s only short,” Sehun explained.

You could have murdered him. Sehun’s idea of ‘short’ was certainly not short, and you had already taken your shoes off before you’d arrived.

“Can you believe this? My feet are already killing, and we’ve not even got into the club yet!” you complained.

“Quit whining,” Sehun instructed, dropping a few coins into the bouncer’s outstretched hand and sauntering into the club. You stumbled after him.

It was loud and bright inside. Characters were wandering all over the place and you seemed to have already lost your other half. You were almost regretting your outfit as the shirt clung to your back with sweat; all the bodies seemed to make the room boil. You stood near the entrance, scanning the huge people-filled room.

“Boo!” A voice shouted into your ear, causing you to yelp in shock as you spun around to see Baekhyun, dressed in a huge black coat and a midnight coloured hat. His black hair was styled in waves, a straight fringe peeking from underneath the hat.

“Baekhyun!” you screeched, eyes still darting round for Sehun in the mass of people.

“Wow, what are you?” he asked, eyes trailing up and down your outfit.

“I’m Roxy from Kingsman,” you stated, still searching for your boyfriend.

“Oh, cool! So Sehun’s Eggsy then?” Baekhyun asked, beaming.

“Uhh,” you began, attempting to explain your misfortune.

“Man, I wish I had someone I could have dressed up with. Couple outfits are so cute,” he pouted, interrupting and saving you from the explanation.

“So, what are you?” you questioned.

“I’m the Grim Reaper! From Goblin!”

Sehun suddenly appeared behind you, and you grabbed his arm and hauled him over to you.

“Sehun, control your friend. He almost gave me a heart attack!”

“That’s… kinda my job.” Baekhyun grinned. Suddenly he frowned, looking Sehun up and down with confusion. “Since when was the lead role in Kingsman blonde? And which scene was he dressed as a superhero? Am I missing something here?”

Sehun sighed and looked to the side.

“I’m Thor,” he mumbled.

“Thor?! But why are you Thor?” Baekhyun laughed, puzzled.

“Y/N was supposed to be Loki.”

“Whoa, that would have been hot.”

“I know right!” Sehun exclaimed, throwing his hands out to the side.

“Right, well, anyway. I’m gonna go and scare some more people. Bye guys!” Baekhyun waved before disappearing into the crowd.

“Someone needs to find him a girlfriend,” you said. Sehun murmured in agreement.

“I can’t believe we fucked this up so badly. We look so stupid.” Sehun sighed.

“Roxy and Eggsy was a perfect idea. It’s such a shame really.” You shook your head, looking up to the ceiling and away from your boyfriend.

“They’re not even a real couple!” Sehun protested.

“Neither are Thor and Loki!? They’re brothers,” you pointed out.

“But they’re an iconic duo.”

“Not really. Loki continuously tries to kill Thor.”

“Exactly. That’s why I thought you should be Loki.”

“Hey! At least Roxy and Eggsy could work as a team!”

“Guys,” Jongdae interrupted, “let me buy you two more drinks.”

The two of you had been quarrelling for a good few minutes while you sat with Jongdae and Minseok at the bar, who were probably fed up with you both now. They’d dressed up as Mario and Luigi; a result of being single and only having your friend willing to dress up with you. Jongdae came to your sides with the drinks in his hands. Sehun had been drinking all kinds of cocktails, while you were stuck with lemonade as you’d offered to drive you both home.

You picked up the glass, downing it all in one as if it was alcohol while Jongdae and Sehun stared with wide eyes. You slammed the empty cup down on the bar.

“I’m gonna need a glass of straight vodka in a minute if Sehun doesn’t shut up.”

Sehun’s jaw fell open and he crossed his arms childishly, looking away as if he were offended.

“God… See, Y/N, this is why you don’t go for the maknae. You had such a broad choice of men, yet somehow you’re stuck with the boy,” Minseok said, finishing off the rest of his drink and getting up from the bar stool. “Come on Jongdae, let’s find some girls. I hate baby-sitting these two.”

Jongdae nodded in agreement as the two slid through the crowd together.

“Great. They’ve abandoned me,” you sighed, crossing your arms on the bar and leaning your head on them sideways, so you looked up at Sehun. Sehun started biting his lip before looking down at you.

“Should we go somewhere?” he proposed.

“I don’t feel like dancing…” you mumbled.

“I mean outside of the club.” You perked up at this. The club hadn’t really exceeded your expectations.

The bar-tender watched you both depart, sighing in relief to himself. The two of you had been difficult to work around.

You’d agreed on finding somewhere classy for a meal, finally settling with a posh looking restaurant, before comically realising that you were both dressed up as characters.

“How embarrassing,” you mumbled, stumbling out the restaurant close behind Sehun while the waiter at the reception watched after you in distaste. “I can’t believe we just walked into a place like that looking like this.”

The both of you continued to trope through the city, unable to find anywhere that’d be socially acceptable for you to sit and eat while in full costume. That was until a huge yellow ‘M’ sign smiled down at you - as if you were seeing the sun for the first time - from the end of the road.

“McDonalds! Am I glad to see you,” you grinned, jumping for joy. You glanced at Sehun, who was also looking at the building with shining eyes. “Can we agree on that?”

With food in your stomachs, you both felt satisfied. The servers had quizzed themselves on who you’d both dressed up to be, while you and Sehun had laughed it off, explaining the story. You weren’t the only Halloween characters in the fast-food restaurant, which made you both feel less ashamed.

“I mean, it wasn’t what I had in mind… But at least we had a good night in the end, right?” Sehun asked, reaching for a chip from the tray.

“Definitely. I’ll admit, you make a hot Thor. Chris Hemsworth’s got nothing on you,” you said, smiling wistfully and admiring your boyfriend.

Sehun smugly smiled to himself. “Should we go now? I want to see how Roxy is in bed,” Sehun winked. You laughed, pushing the empty tray aside.

“Maybe it’s for the best that I didn’t dress up as Loki then…”

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