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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 7 months

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Halloween prompts year 2 day 10

Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.

Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.

Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.

So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.

For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.

Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.

Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.

Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #omegaverse #cause i love to torment you #which bat is the bio parent of the cute little baby and what will they do to try to see thier kid #i keep imagining damian with his katana demanding Danny to hand over Graysons child #or Jason staring listlessly at Danny having a happy upbeat convo with the baby of his hip as he shops at the grocery store #or tim trying to figure out how to 1. tell bernard/Kon/whoever hes dating he has a kid now and 2. how to get close to said kid when the #other parent wants to maul him if he gets too close #also consider if that track down the kid to rhe nest and nearly get mauled #maybe the bio parent can get into the nest sfely due to dannys lizard brain thinking: this is my child. this is thier child. we share a #child. therefore we must be mates. and just lets them in and rubs his sent glands all over the bat before wrapping them in nest #the bats also treat danny like a bioweapon or a walking pheromone bomb and are guarding the perimeter of the building

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 1 year

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There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

#im going INSANE #i literally just have to filter out the batfam characters at this point #and even that doesn't help sometimes #holy shit guys what is GOING ON #seriously if i see one more fic thats all 'haha the justice league meets the batfam and they're so shocked! 😯 because they're crazy 🤣'#i don't know how to explain to you people that THEY HAVE SEEN WEIRDER #a bunch of ninja kids aren't even making the top ten weirdest moments my dude. like. at all.#not even remotely #i can't stress ENOUGH how normal that would be to them #anyway im going fucking bonkers over here #dc #dc comics #or god fucking damnit the YJ fics that literally just have Kon's life revolving around Tim #and Cassie and Bart are just background scenary. and only exist to push Kon and Tim together. I'm going to go fucking nuts #ship whoever you want but at least have the character have an actual character beyond 'love interest'#also jfc. every. single. birdflash fic. that has Wally just be a love interest with literally nothing fucking else going on #except his relationship with Dick. work? family? life? villains?? nope! no he's just madly in love with Dick and cute and thats it!#im GOING INSANE

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mikakuna · 4 days

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Hey! This is the music anon again! I was wondering if you had any jayroy fic recs? Or, given your latest post lol, only child Jay fic recs (or even JUST Jay and dick as Bruce’s kids fic recs) and if not that, then, an au where Jason didn’t pick up the mantle/was convinced not too, and is living his civilian life. I’ve read rara Avis by zoeleo already lol, Idk if you read that one?

omg hey!! i have a few fic recs for what you'd like to see but honestly i'm lacking a bit in jayroy! i'll link the ones that i rlly enjoyed tho <3 and alsooo the only-child jason fics are all set during his childhood sadly, so i don't have any where he's an adult and still bruce's only child :(

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/48627046/chapters/122658637

When Batman rescues a twelve-year-old boy from a sex-trafficking ring, he ultimately makes the decision to look after him for a few days, feeling responsible for his current condition. Revealing his identity to the boy is the logical next step. Building trust was important, and Bruce needed Jason to trust him. There’s one slight problem with Bruce’s plan. Due to the effects of the Joker Venom, Jason doesn’t remember anything about meeting Batman, let alone Bruce Wayne. In Jason’s eyes, he’s been trafficked. And the man who brought him is none other than Bruce himself.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29237001/chapters/71790027

Jason’s background as a victim of abuse and childhood homelessness means it’s hard for him to trust, and to ask for things. After only a couple months in the manor, he still isn’t sure about Bruce Wayne.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/575182

When Bruce brings a new child home to the manor, Dick has a few choice words for Bruce about making him Robin. Convinced that Jason needs a stable loving family more than he needs a crime-fighting outlet, Bruce, Dick, and Alfred take on the challenge of bringing Jason up as civilian while still keeping their caped careers a secret.

Or: Bruce Wayne is a Good Dad, Dick Grayson is a Great Brother, Alfred is the Best Grandpa, and Jason is smol. Tooth-rotting fluff ahoy. (i'm linking this even though you read it for people who haven't yet! also i never read the ones with tim in it but those are a lot later in the series so don't worry, it's still jason and bruce centric)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26730145/chapters/65210116

Jason Todd was kidnapped at nine-years-old and given two options. Work for his keep, or be forced to to work for his keep.

His life was not pleasant, but Jason was nothing if not a fighter, and dammit if was he going to let the hell around him kill who he was as a person. Or his dreams of growing up and going to college.

Those dreams suddenly came a little more into focus, when his idiot of a pimp accidentally tried to rent him to Bruce Wayne. Poor bastard could have never guessed he was the Batman himself. Heck, not even Jason figured that out, at first. And Batman had practically adopted him. (i loved this so much)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49876537

Jason doesn't die at the hands of the Joker. There are a couple of things he and Bruce might need to work through.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55020211

“You will fix this,” Alfred corrects him. “You will fix this, and let Master Jason know that you don’t care about his sexual orientation, that it changes nothing. That you were mistaken in what you said to him. That you certainly didn’t mean to imply that you thought any less of him for his choice in reading.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22637476/chapters/54102781

Batman makes it in time to save Robin from the bomb. He doesn't make it in time to save Jason from the Joker.

Or Batman is too late in every universe, but Bruce Wayne doesn't have to be.

+ jayroy:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1328723

i've linked this one in a previous rec list but basically, this is an au series where jason escapes an abusive relationship and meets roy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30004014

It was just dinner with family. A family large enough to be an independent militia, but that was all. Nothing serious.

Lian disagreed. (one of my fav crack fics!!)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52945642

a fic where the bats find out, one by one, that jason and roy are dating!

i really don't have much for jayroy since i'm pretty picky when it comes to jason fics and ship fics in general, but i'll reblog this if i find any others that i enjoy! in the meantime, hopefully these are some new fics for you to read!!

#i literally love reading kid jason fics solely because bruce's attention is focused on jason #and bonus that tim isn't in it and the entire bleh that comes with tim and jason #not rlly a fan of batfam as a whole #bruce and jason's dynamic is all i rlly enjoy #sometimes dick and jason or damian and jason #but yeah that's mainly why i love only child jason #but anyways!!! these are the recs and i hope whoever sees this enjoys them!!!!#jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #bruce and jason #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd fanfic #fanfic recommendation #asks!!-

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taeyungie · 7 months

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i wish everyone such an amazing neighbor as i have, who plays beautiful melodies on a piano every day, every evening and whenever it seems you need the music to comfort you 🥹 this is magical

#not me again on my pianist neighbor agenda but whoever it is i love them #i literally have my own life soundtrack LOL #no im kidding they are the main character

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rainbowserenity · 7 months

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“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.” for Clack? (Cloud/Zack, is that their ship name?)

It was really such a shame that duty came first. Maybe if he'd learned to slack off a little more, he wouldn't be in this predicament. Not that it actually was one, since he had no intention of changing his plans. The show must go on! Too late, Zack realized he'd said that last bit out loud. Thankfully, it didn't really matter since the only person who'd heard him was Kunsel. Un-thankfully, Kunsel was a lot more levelheaded and always the first to point out when Zack was about to do something stupid. "I think you need to hit up the medic ward first, man. You don't look so hot." "I'm always hot. At least according to my fan club."

"Har, har." It was obvious Kunsel was rolling his eyes under the helmet. Maybe that was why he always kept it on, so Zack wouldn't see him constantly looking exasperated. "Seriously though, that fight with the Behemoth really messed you up. I know you're a 1st, but you don't constantly have to throw yourself in front of us little people." "That's exactly what it means." Zack winced as he accidentally jostled his arm. "Fine, fine. But you still look like shit. Just tell him that you need to postpone your little shindig. If he really likes you like you keep going on about, then he won't mind." Zack jumped up, ignoring the surge of pain in his arm. "No way, man! Do you have any idea how long it took me to get up the guts to ask him out? Not to mention find a night we were both free?!" He flailed around a little with his good arm. "So what if I broke my arm? I'm still doing it!" Kunsel rolled his eyes again. Obviously it was hidden, but Zack just knew. "You're such an idiot sometimes." "Huh?" "You're a 1st. This guy's a cadet, right?" A goofy little grin formed on Zack's face. "Yeah." "So just rearrange his schedule so that he so happens to have a night off the same time you do." Zack opened his mouth to argue, but snapped it shut when he realized that his friend was...absolutely brilliant. "Heyyy, good idea!" His good arm slung around Kunsel's shoulder. "What would I do without you?" "Probably lose an arm." Kunsel chuckled and gently nudged Zack away. "Now call the guy and get your ass down to medic before I have to drag you." "Yeah, yeah." Kunsel only left when Zack actually picked up his phone, proving he wasn't going to do anything stupid and stand around much longer with a broken arm. He quickly dialed the number that was now as familiar to him as his own, his heart thudding uncharacteristically fast as it rang once...twice... "Hello?" His chest fluttered, his smile widened, and butterflies fluttered in his stomach. He allowed himself to swoon for a second, glad that no one was around to see him act like a fool. That was how Cloud's voice made him feel. "Hey Spike," he greeted. "Zack?" Even though Cloud was one of the shyest, quietest people he'd ever met, there was always a little lilt to his voice whenever they spoke, like Cloud was still amazed that Zack had taken an interest in him. It made the butterflies in Zack's stomach have little caterpillar babies and flutter some more. "Got it in one!" He grinned, only the jolt of pain that shot up his arm when he tried to switch his phone to the other hand reminding him why he'd actually called. "I'm really, really sorry, but I have to cancel our date tonight." There was silence on the other end for a good thirty seconds. Zack wasn't actually sure if it was because Cloud was disappointed, or that he'd actually referred to their little get-together as a date. "Want to have dinner this weekend? Maybe get out of Midgar for a little while?"

"...With me?"

"Yeah, you. I like you a lot, y'know." "...How come?" Cloud finally asked in a small voice, breaking Zack out of his daydreams. "I had this mission earlier today, right?" At Cloud's hum in acknowledgement, Zack continued, "It was mostly just supposed to be me observing, but then this Behemoth charged in outta nowhere. I had to step in." "What happened?" "We got it without any causalities, but it really hated me." He laughed a little. "It swiped me away like I was nothing and I slammed into a wall. My arm's broken."

There were a couple of beats of silence as Cloud let this sink in. "Oh. Okay, then. I guess you need to rest, right?" "Once I go down to medic, yeah." "What?" Cloud's disappointment seemed to immediately melt into concern. "You haven't gotten it checked out yet? How long have you been back? You said your mission was this morning!" "It was," Zack admitted with a sheepish chuckle. "I've been back for a few hours." "Why?!" "I..." Zack trailed off a little. He felt a bit like a fool for admitting this, but he liked Cloud an awful lot and had really been looking forward to their date. Dinner at a nice place, maybe a movie, walking along the fields outside of Midgar and stargazing... Finally, he let out a wistful little sigh. "I just really didn't want to miss out on being with you, my arm be damned." Cloud was quiet for a long moment, and Zack would've thought he'd hung up if not for the shaky little breaths in the receiver. Finally, though, there was a reply. "Does the medic ward allow visitors this late?" It was by far one of the last things Zack expected to hear. "Huh?"

"I mean..." Now Cloud sounded hesitant. "I know you're in SOLDIER, so it's probably not a big deal for you to get fixed up. And it's probably not what you planned for our....date." He paused. "But at least if I came to visit, we could be together for a while. If you want." "Of course I do!" Zack blurted out. Cloud was right - this was a far cry from what he'd wanted to do, but as long as they were together, that was really all that mattered. "Meet me at medic, okay? They usually like to keep me under observation for a few hours to make sure the mako's not doing anything weird." "Okay." Zack could hear the smile in Cloud's voice and he just about melted. "I'll meet you there." "Perfect." After he hung up, Zack just leaned against the wall with a goofy little grin on his face, staring into space. Visions of the medic doing something painful that would make Cloud want to grab his hand swam in mind. He ignored the logical part of his brain that reminded him that he'd had a high pain tolerance even before making SOLDIER. As he headed down to the medic ward, he remember Kunsel's advice and mentally went over his calendar. He was pretty sure he had next Friday off...and now, Cloud would too. And this time, he'd make sure no broken limbs got in the way.

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phenikas · 11 months

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Rhys really wasn't lying. That man really only has one picture of Sasha (which he coincidentally (probably) paid someone to badly photoshop with a picture of him)

BONUS:

#these are so cursed I love them so much #I love whoever made these #dunno where they appear in the game tho (aside from the Sasha photo and the one of him thinking)#rhys strongfork #sasha the kid sister #rhysha #borderlands #tales from the borderlands

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qkmlh · 1 year

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Never trust anyone that genuinely thinks Raph doesn’t care for his brothers

#THAT BOY IS BUILT WITH SO MUCH PROTECTIVE LOVE AND DEVOTION IT MAKES ME GO FERAL FROM HOW MUCH HE CARES #Yes he can mess up and go too far but he’s still just a kid like the rest of his brothers #He’ll make mistakes the same way they do but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care #He loves his family he loves his brothers and anytime anyone messes with them he’s always the first one up to fight whoever’s hurting them #Raphael #TMNT #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #TMNT 2003 #TMNT 2012 #Honestly this is primarily about the sh!tty takes I’ve seen lately about ‘12 Raph but ‘03 Raph is included too because I saw one take that m #ade me so annoyed like hello?? How did you possibly get here #Ani Rambles

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haec-an · 9 months

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haechan & mark for nct nation: to the world

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angst-is-yumyum · 1 year

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Making some free pride pins n stickers for some really kind kids at school who get shit thrown at them for no reason

I don’t have the funds to donate over $25, but if you can spare any money at all, even just a dollar, you can donate to reliable charities that help uphold rights or provide services for LGBTQ+ Youth and organizations such as the Trevor project, the Human Rights Campaign foundation, the Point Foundation, the Ali Forney Center, and more

--- Please, if you can't donate to these charities, at least give this a reblog when you come across it, I would really like to spread the word!

#lesbian #lgbtq+#queer #nonbinary #genderfluid #gay #transgender #lgbtq+ pride #pride pins #these kids really don’t deserve the shit that they receive #Trying to make life a little more bearable for them #Take care of yourself #stay safe #Whoever is reading these tags know that I love you #made by me #homade #lgbtq+ orginizations

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m-kyunie · 2 years

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Tengen is worshipped like a god, so I figured if a Limitless + Six Eyes user is so rare then why not Satoru.

He only has scars from Touji this time. for my satosugu agenda, I figure Suguru wld be the one to be very forward & irreverent, saying only he can see Gojo as Satoru. That the rest of his followers are monkeys who can't fully cherish Gojo, they're only able to worship the godly front and not the actual self.

& Gojo would find him amusing & indulge him here n there until he fucks up & his favoritism makes things very hard for Suguru.

Then the ultimate taboo of Satoru showing his eyes to Suguru (as a show of mutual love/trust) gets Suguru killed by the Gojo clan.

SOOO kinda like Achilles & Patroclus / Eros & Psyche

The outfit is entirely inspired by CLAMP's alt Code Geass designs and the shoulder piece/pose here.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #for once my tags r gonna be empty bc i did my word vomit in the caption #I just imagine Gojo starting off very blank-faced (like as a kid) until Geto comes n says things he finds amusing n also privately agrees w #Getou doesnt love him at first. but he does Love tm first #same tragidy of Gojo noticing he seems more haggard lately but not mentioning it bc Geto only visit in the guise of daily blessings/worship #only Touji n Getou have seen his eyes #after Gojo always keeps them covered even when he sleeps bc hes convinced whoever sees them will die :(#if u have ever seen the statue of Menelaus holding the body of Patroclus thats what i picture #one of my fav scupltures #OKAY BYEEEE #maybe i will draw it!

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sophieswundergarten · 1 year

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OOOHH IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME

Sticky is the only one with a fully functioning set out parents out of all of them

Now, this isn't really important, because they all love each other desperately and it's just one huge family of a bunch of odd parts and peoples, but it has the potential to be really sweet.

(Bit of spoilers for the books under the cut, as I discuss this idea more)

For people who have only seen the show: In the book series, it's Sticky's parents who push him into quiz competitions. He does still pretend to run away and hide so as to spy on them, but hears his parents saying something about "better off", and assumes they mean they're better off not having to care for him. At the end of the book, it is revealed that they, in the irrationality of believing they have lost their entire child, are saying that if their actions had driven him to run away, maybe he was better off without them as parents.

The neat thing about this (And, in my opinion, the reason that this version of Sticky's history is far superior to the show's), is that while it's pointed out that Curtain's messages are influencing the Washingtons ("The missing aren't missing, they're only departed", etc.), it's also mentioned that they loved him so much that they started looking for him before the messages stopped.

They have actually gone into debt looking for him, once they were able to get through the messages and begin searching. They eventually do figure out that he's with Mr. Benedict, and when Mr. B invites them in to talk to them about it, they just absolutely break down crying. They really do love Sticky and do a lot better as parents after they find him again. Anyways, this is resolved and Sticky goes back to living with his parents, who love him a whole lot and are much more careful of how they treat him (He's even a little frustrated by how over-protective they can be sometimes).

So, I was thinking about how sometimes it would be really cool for the other kids to "borrow" Sticky's parents. There are multiple times where they express how much they care about them, such as this passage from TPJ:

Mr. Washington was getting a wheelchair out of the trunk for Mrs. Washington, whose troubled knees kept her from walking much, but who nonetheless took a few painful steps to embrace Reynie and Kate. A short woman with walnut-colored skin, narrow shoulders, and a rather pouty mouth belied by the kindness in her eyes, Mrs. Washington couldn’t stop shaking her head as she turned the children’s faces left and right in her hands. “You both look years older already,” she said ruefully, as if she couldn’t bear the thought. Mr. Washington came up with the wheelchair, and his wife lowered herself into the seat and dabbed at her shining eyes. Mr. Washington, who resembled a larger version of Sticky—tall, slender, and bespectacled—was not much for words, but he smiled fondly and greeted the children with reserved pats on their shoulders.

And just think about these two awesome humans going to bake sales and dances and school events or what have you and pretending that they're the kid's parents. Obviously, they all have legal guardians, but sometimes it's probably easier to deal with stuff when there are two married adults there watching the children, just so people don't ask so many questions.

"That is definitely our Kate" They say, laughing as they claim responsibility for her when she's been caught scaling the third story of a building to get a better view of things.

"He's with us" They each place a hand on Reynie's shoulders when the mayor wants to kick him out of a press conference for being "too invested" in Stonetown's new orphanage policies.

"Yep, that one's ours" They smile in fond exasperation as the moderator of a slam poetry night explains that Constance has been banned for making another contestant cry.

"This is our son, and we're very proud of him" They stand behind Sticky as he hangs up flyers protesting the high pressure academic competitions put on children's mental health.

#and then of course they get to report back and tell the other adults about what the kids have done while they were spending time with them #the mysterious benedict parent support group #i just really think the washingtons are an untapped resource for FEELINGS #and i am very upset with whoever changed it in the show #i get that it makes sense for time constraints and simplicity #but i loved that part so much!!!!#because it reinforces the whole compassion and second chances and forgiveness motif that is throughout the whole series!#they handled it quite well too in my opinion #mbs #the mysterious benedict society #sticky washington #reynie muldoon #kate wetherall #constance contraire #mr. & mrs. washington

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carcarrot · 14 days

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do i need the noel badges. do i have to have them

#i wish there was something here that actually said something like '45th anniversary' to make it extra special #when they had the 40th anniversary stuff for angst it was only the cap that actually said 40th anniversary so i had to get it #but nothing here does as far as i can tell.#anyway i cant decide if i should just get the dancing is dangerous shirt w the sparkplug pin or also get the noel badges w those #at this point im just becoming a collector of various spars merch things #the sparkplug t shirt i don't think is worth it. especially if im getting the pin #whoever gets the cd first plelise upload the mp3s. we will be counting down #the litle standees are funny. but i dont need them #the cds are actually not that badly priced tbh. clock is cute but also not a need #see if noel were russell then id want the badges. kidding . but i love the theory #i dont knowwwwwww like i still have tectecs badges that i haven't used yet #i feel bad abt never getting the latte badges. i wish those had resold #as the most indecisive person i shouldnt be put in this decision.#theres a sale on the hand sanitizer i see lol. i might actually get that #the hand sanitizer is so funny i am actually getting that. but i cant decide abt the noel badges

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jumpscaregoose · 1 year

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the nomenclature of most monkie kid ship names make sense to me but these two go beyond that like-

That's Just An Actual Dragonfruit™ I don't know what to tell you

same picture they are identical

#lmk #monkie kid #lmk dragonfruit #it fits them so well I love it #absolute perfection #whoever's idea this was I love you

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nicoscheer · 11 months

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SCULPTURES OF ANYTHING GOES AS OPENER FOR THEIR THIRD GLASTO HEADLINER

1. Sculptures

2. Brianstorm

3. Snap

4. Chair

5. Crying lightning

6. Teddy picker (when I get bent over?!! Alex!!!) https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct4DUGpgtMn/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (it’s rather ‘ya’ but we can pretend)

7. Cornerstone (I knew she’d understand instead of thought/she didn’t say that whooo, I just added that for you you’re welcome)

Interlude something about water by Alex on the piano (get this man his water he’s thirsty)

8. Why’d you only call me when you’re high (having mad instead of bad ideas/ plus epic pose)

Shout out by Alex for Space pictures

9. Arabella

10. Four out of five (loving butt slap for Cookie by Alex/ why don’t you come and stay with ME/ effective very effective what a night what a night, yeah man)

Smiling Alex

Angelic Alex

11. Pretty visitors (now’s me chance x3= rushing off to bowl and it’s a strike= happy little Alex jumping back on stage and then his mic was shut off for a sec there 🤣)

12. Fluorescent Adolescent (some kisses and a thank you from Alex)

Oh god he looks so baby in that picture

13. Perfect sense (another thank you 🥹)

Pouty mouth (he does look tired)

14. Do I wanna know (afterwards “astonishing”/ how are you feeling everybody *cheers* well I’m delighted about that)

15. Mardy Bum (thank you/ alright let’s leave the past behind)

16. There’d better be a mirrorball (conductor Alex at the beginning/ hey HEY at the end)

17. 505 (without Miles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭his first note sounded so unsure/ the in ears only now getting removed gotta be a new record/ thank you for having us everybody it’s the Arctic monkeys/ so predictable I know what you’re thinking whoo)

18. Body Paint

Encore

19. I wanna be yours (Matt and backup sang and played I wanna be yours (second verse)while Alex sang STAR TREATMENT (first verse)/ thank you thank you very much) (for a second we had “Miles” there)(the Glastonbury special surprise; also genius move to reclaim IWBY from TikTok by hijacking it with TBHC)

A video of that beautiful medley

“Who are you gonna call the Martini police the who?”

20. I bet you look good on the dance floor (Matt having mic problems and some vocal ones aswell(sounded like a scratchy throat))

“We are gonna leave you now we can’t stay with you anymore but fank you for having us something tells me…something tells me that you’re gonna be okay good night”

21. R U MINE?

I mean I know it’s basically literally their normal concert playlist apart from that I wanna be yours/ star treatment medley (which was out of this world 🌚;)) but I still loved it apart from that heartbreak with 505 cause honestly don’t care what they play I’m still loving it and having a blast, great tunes great vocals an amazing night spent in front of the laptop screaming along (what if they had planned a different set list (in 2013 Alex said “that’s what we’re gonna do tonight everyone. we are gonna play some new shit. We’re gonna play some old shit. We are gonna play some things that are just Glastonbury specials, do you know what I’m saying”) but due to Alex falling sick they didn’t have time to practice so they settled for their usual setlist?) (genuinely feel sorry for Elton John and his humongous set cause i doubt that anybody can scream along on Sunday still)

And I love how all the real fans can easily agree that it was a fantastic gig while the TikTok fans and dark fruit lovers are whining in their mum’s basement how they didn’t just play do I wanna know and snap out of it in 10 different versions and how dare Alex that his voice and taste in music evolved and that they didn’t try and emulate the phenomenal, seminal career changing Glasto 2013 🤣🤣

Opening

Do I wanna know

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I bet you look good on the dance floor

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The BBC intern having some fun ( he’s gonna get tacos on the well reviewed taqueria of course)

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WARNING !! do not look at the comments 🤢 you don’t wanna see that shitshow that some ‘fans’ pull but I guess some people just can’t be satisfied cause their own lives are so shit that they have to lash out at whoever is available