SCULPTURES OF ANYTHING GOES AS OPENER FOR THEIR THIRD GLASTO HEADLINER
1. Sculptures
2. Brianstorm
3. Snap
4. Chair
5. Crying lightning
6. Teddy picker (when I get bent over?!! Alex!!!) https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct4DUGpgtMn/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (itās rather āyaā but we can pretend)
7. Cornerstone (I knew sheād understand instead of thought/she didnāt say that whooo, I just added that for you youāre welcome)
Interlude something about water by Alex on the piano (get this man his water heās thirsty)
8. Whyād you only call me when youāre high (having mad instead of bad ideas/ plus epic pose)
Shout out by Alex for Space pictures
9. Arabella
10. Four out of five (loving butt slap for Cookie by Alex/ why donāt you come and stay with ME/ effective very effective what a night what a night, yeah man)
Smiling Alex
Angelic Alex
11. Pretty visitors (nowās me chance x3= rushing off to bowl and itās a strike= happy little Alex jumping back on stage and then his mic was shut off for a sec there š¤£)
12. Fluorescent Adolescent (some kisses and a thank you from Alex)
Oh god he looks so baby in that picture
13. Perfect sense (another thank you š„¹)
Pouty mouth (he does look tired)
14. Do I wanna know (afterwards āastonishingā/ how are you feeling everybody *cheers* well Iām delighted about that)
15. Mardy Bum (thank you/ alright letās leave the past behind)
16. Thereād better be a mirrorball (conductor Alex at the beginning/ hey HEY at the end)
17. 505 (without Miles šššššššššhis first note sounded so unsure/ the in ears only now getting removed gotta be a new record/ thank you for having us everybody itās the Arctic monkeys/ so predictable I know what youāre thinking whoo)
18. Body Paint
Encore
19. I wanna be yours (Matt and backup sang and played I wanna be yours (second verse)while Alex sang STAR TREATMENT (first verse)/ thank you thank you very much) (for a second we had āMilesā there)(the Glastonbury special surprise; also genius move to reclaim IWBY from TikTok by hijacking it with TBHC)
A video of that beautiful medley
āWho are you gonna call the Martini police the who?ā
20. I bet you look good on the dance floor (Matt having mic problems and some vocal ones aswell(sounded like a scratchy throat))
āWe are gonna leave you now we canāt stay with you anymore but fank you for having us something tells meā¦something tells me that youāre gonna be okay good nightā
21. R U MINE?
I mean I know itās basically literally their normal concert playlist apart from that I wanna be yours/ star treatment medley (which was out of this world š;)) but I still loved it apart from that heartbreak with 505 cause honestly donāt care what they play Iām still loving it and having a blast, great tunes great vocals an amazing night spent in front of the laptop screaming along (what if they had planned a different set list (in 2013 Alex said āthatās what weāre gonna do tonight everyone. we are gonna play some new shit. Weāre gonna play some old shit. We are gonna play some things that are just Glastonbury specials, do you know what Iām sayingā) but due to Alex falling sick they didnāt have time to practice so they settled for their usual setlist?) (genuinely feel sorry for Elton John and his humongous set cause i doubt that anybody can scream along on Sunday still)
And I love how all the real fans can easily agree that it was a fantastic gig while the TikTok fans and dark fruit lovers are whining in their mumās basement how they didnāt just play do I wanna know and snap out of it in 10 different versions and how dare Alex that his voice and taste in music evolved and that they didnāt try and emulate the phenomenal, seminal career changing Glasto 2013 š¤£š¤£
WARNING !! do not look at the comments š¤¢ you donāt wanna see that shitshow that some āfansā pull but I guess some people just canāt be satisfied cause their own lives are so shit that they have to lash out at whoever is available