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Okay you know how last night I said I was coming up with a Hannibal Lisa Frankenstein AU? Yeah well I was telling my mom about it this morning and she was like "Yeah that's cool and all but could you do this instead?" And she pitched a whole NBC Hannibal x Lisa Frankenstein crossover to me and asked me if I would write it for her.
This is freaking hilarious to me for a few reasons:
1. My mom really dislikes Hannigram. It just makes her so uncomfortable how toxic they are, which is actually kinda fair. And I mean, it's also not just them, she doesn't vibe with the show as a whole, but she very much had opinions about how Hannibal and Will would work in this crossover fic idea.
2. My mom is super disturbed by cannibalism, but a whole part of her pitch was about the cannibalism and how Lisa and the Creature might react to it if they had to cannibalize someone.
3. She said Lisa Frankenstein was "cool but not really my thing", so the fact that she was so invested in creating this story for Lisa and the Creature was also a bit mind-boggling.
4. Honestly just the fact that my mom requested that I write a fanfiction for her
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This aventio thing made me laugh so I had to share: in the final victor light cone we see both ratio and aventurine wearing different outfits. That means that they *both* used to dress differently before meeting the other, and then, for SOME REASON, after meeting each other and knowing they’d be working closely together from then on and seeing more of each other. They. They *both* simultaneously decided that they *needed* to start dressing sluttier and showing more skin. Both of them added chest windows??? I’m,,,,
Afkagskagska yes I noticed that too, it's so hilarious! One thing about it that makes me laugh too is that's it's Ratio who won the "showing the most skin to impress my crush" contest. I mean, Aventurine went for the chest window + pulled back sleeves to reveal his forearms, meanwhile Ratio opted for windows on his left side in addition to the chest window, AND chose to leave his left arm bare, which just so happens to reveal his well-defined muscles. Honestly I'm just cackling at the idea of him going through the thought process of how much clothing he can forego to catch Aventurine's eye while still looking the part of a respectable searcher. Also, Aventurine would absolutely pretend to the people around him that his sudden change in clothes is part of an ongoing gamble of his, which isn't technically false per se, but he would just let them assume if he's talking about Penacony or another of his IPC assignments, because he sure as hell isn't letting anyone see through his facade. Also now I'm thinking about their second meeting, and how they would both be secretly flustered and trying to discreetly peek at the other's chest window.
As always thanks a lot for the ask, it was really fun to think about the implications behind their new clothes!
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Time to do another dramatic reading of our least favourite avatar.
Today, I will be subjecting myself and all of you to the vignette titled "space".
Unfortunately, it's not about the cool space. Which is a shame, because that would have less incest in it.
I wish I was joking.
So we once again start off with a republic city tabloid making the Avatar upset.
That is twice that this framing device has been used, and while this vignette came first, I think Lily needs to come up with a better opener. We can only have Niva read so many tabloids, and getting upset by it, as a framing device so many times before I start to question why Niva keeps reading them.
And because the author has a barely disguised fetish, we get to jump right into the incest using the tabloids as an excuse:
WHO TALKS LIKE THAT TO THEIR SISTER????
If people are reading your behaviour as romantic, to the point that it's getting printed into tabloids, it really makes me question just what you were doing to give off that impression. (We get a good idea of this pretty fast in this vignette.)
If I didn't know they were sisters, I would think they are dating.
Because this is a couple spat.
As for the claim that people can't comprehend sincere devotion without sex, well, if the Avatar and her sister are always touching each other in public in the ways that lovers do, then it isn't the public who is misreading the situation.
Again, this isn't how SIBLING'S talk.
This is how romantic partners speak to each other.
If I can pull this lines out, and show them to a total normie, and they would think this is a couple, then you have written a romance, not a sisterly bond.
And I'm sorry, but if someone is always having their arms wrapped around each other in rather intimate ways, and talking about how devoted they are to said person, then people are going to make assumptions. It's not them misunderstanding what they're seeing or reading too much into it. It's them seeing how too people are acting, and making a conclusion.
Alright, moving on.
Here's a red flag for any relationship:
Our supposedly confident, self actualized Avatar needs an excuse to assert her boundaries.
So either the Avatar isn't actually a confident, self actualized badass like Lily claims, or, her sister has reacted negatively to demands for space in the past, making the avatar nervous about asking for said space without an excuse.
Either way, this is yikes behaviour, and something any other author would explore, but we all know Lily won't explore it.
We then get a little bit about how Niva hate's Republic City because it makes her feel overwhelmed and overstimulated, which if Niva is meant to be on the spectrum, is a nice bit of character building.
We then get them bashing the food in Republic City because it's "corporate" and then Lavi tells her to "just be honest about her need for space", they hug, and we end on this groaner:
Probably the most normal part of this relationship, and guess what?
It sucks.
I think it's the last two lines. They just scream "I need a witty closer".
And that was Space.
I think I need Space from it. 🤣😭
This was another episode in our growing series called "the author's barely disguised fetish". And while I'm certain Lily gets a lot of enjoyment out of subjecting people to it without their knowledge or consent, I do not.
And I went into this knowing exactly what it was going to contain.
To summarize my thoughts on this literal nothingburger of a story...
I don't have any.
Despite being gross because of the incest, it really doesn't actually tell you much about the characters outside Niva feeling like she can't even ask for space from her sister, which would be fine... if Niva wasn't supposed to be a self-confident badass. So now it just reads as problematic, but we all know this will never be addressed.
Honestly, the incest is the only thing that either of those characters have going for them, and that's both parts gross, tragic and hilarious.
Now get out of my house.
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(gives Leo existential crisis and a nose)
#rottmnt#rottmnt au#minor interference au#rottmnt leo#leonardo hamato#rise leo#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt fanfiction#cw death mention#<- kinda? just in case#Yeah so i reread chapter eight of MI and uh.#i didn't write it in exactly but Rasputin is definitely still playing when the crisis kicks in#(yes i timed it while reading the chapter. i had to know)#which is just really hilarious to me honestly#what could make an existential crisis at one in the morning about the morality of the people you love more impactful? RA RA RASPUTIN#anyway i felt like experimenting with style a bit on this one (thus the nose lol)
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I can't even lie to you—there is nothing wilder to watch during leaks season than seeing people find a detail and hyper-speculate...only for the post right after it to debunk it's entire premise, either with more context for the leak / image or the show itself
#seeing how many people have actively forgotten canonical details is getting real obvious rn which is both hilarious and tragic#like? we really do need to just have a sit down and rewatch over every segment unrelated to bylr (and even THOSE in their wider context) fr#cause honestly? atp it's fanfic plots over anything the duffers are making...and I mean that as lovingly as I can lmao#the me tag
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only hot girls get emotional about the relationship between jesus and judas every night
#my roman empire actually#very apt talking about the romans lmaoo#no but fr#me picking which bible story to never leave my mind:#the entire book of job? the amount of slaves that god just allowed to die whilst moses was growing up? abraham and issac? no#(i mean yes but)#these two mfs and their complex intricate realtionship that makes me want to set myself on fire#im not a christain anymore but thats only in the last couple of years#i was raised by very religious parents and partook in everything until i was about 18 and started deconstructing everything#but lemme tell you#a lifetime of religious teachings stays in your head#and theres smin special about these two okay#(and the fact i identified most with judas over everyone else in the bible should really have been something i paid better attention to tbh)#i dont know how to tag this#i dont want angry christains coming after me#are there angry christians on tumblr because honestly thats hilarious#jesus x judas#judas iscariot my guy#anyway gonna go add to my judas pinterest board goodbye#queued post
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love these guys
#i like how cringe they all are. like all of them are flawed & immensely cringe. no one's main is safe#they're cringe in different ways & some more than others but they're all cringe. love it#why are the fans for my two favourite soul fighter champions the autistic-coded ones !!#why are the autistic-coded ones the most unhinged....#though tbh i think you could make an argument for all 5 of them being autistic 😭#sommer's homemade jhin cosplay is so cute#they somehow managed to capture the exact brand of weird that jhin fans are. bravo#i think the funniest part about him is that jhin would not be able to stand him lmao#him wearing a shirt with the same art that's on the print he's holding makes me crack up for some reason#obsessed with the jacked yordle named rizz.... she's everything#also can i just say i love the crop top on guy. fantastic creative decision. so many crop tops in soul fighter i love it#kiri is crazy though what do you mean she's literally selling rpf at an event that the people she's writing rpf about are at#her repeatedly trying to get samira to read her fanfiction is kind of hilarious#& then she tells samira she's going to write fanfic about her. which is kiri's way of praising her. she is nuts (affectionate)#the way she keeps casually mentioning pyke totally kills people in this universe & she still adores him#she's the worst kind of fangirl (which is the point. they're all parodies) but it's hard to hate her lol she's so silly#my only issue with her is that she's a jhin hater.... how rude#i know her tumblr game goes crazy#the only character i'm confused by is jade. the lux fangirling felt really forced to me#it's not reflected in her design at all; honestly she looks more like evelynn#especially when riki guy & rizz & sommer are all clearly emulating gwen sett & jhin respectively#plus jade's shtick was more about parodying true crime & political content creators it seemed. the lux stuff felt tacked on#i guess it was because dema is after lux & jade doesn't like dema but it felt over the top at least#on top of the fact that it's pretty hard to make sjw characters actually funny#they should've made a dema bootlicker character tbh. for funzies#i think riot should publish some of kiri's fanfiction on the universe site. wouldn't that be silly#they could do one for each of them! a transcription of one of jade's podcast episodes; guy & rizz's training regimen; a poem from sommer#hope some of them show up in LoR sometime. just for fun#league of legends#soul fighter
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Me and my cat are exactly the same and it's hilarious. Like my gf just got a new rug to go over a cord we have on the floor (my autism along with some other factors make me really clumsy and I WILL trip over it so yeah) but she had me feel the rugs at the store because she wants one that's also an okay texture for me. Well she grabbed one and showed it to me and it's just *chefs kiss* very good texture. So immediately when she lays it down at home, me and the cat both sit on it before she's even done adjusting it XD
#weve both got a touch of the tism#also he gets sensory overload which i think is endearing#but also kind of sad especially when other people dont understand whats going on and make it worse#or just generally resent him for something he cant control#hehe also he has a lot of the same stims as me#like looking out the window and pacing (i walk but he zooms cause cat) and kneading things and feeling all the soft textures#and he eats weird by knocking one piece of kibble out of his food bowl at a time and eating it#unless hes famished. which i used to eat all of my food one piece at a time and would even get mad/aggravated when other people didnt#like seeing people just shove a whole handful of skittles in their mouth would give me this visceral disgust and hatred lmao#i was a weird kid. im honestly not sure why i grew out of that but it kinda makes me sad#i think it was my eating disorder. idk im not a fan of the disgust but the way i used to eat i think i enjoyed food more#more than i have in a really long time#i also think its funny that me and the cat both copy each other so weve just created this feedback loop of autistic behavior#its hilarious. sometimes he even tried to pet me by like placing his paw on me a few times and its so cute
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'Maneuvers' Wherein both Tuvok & Chakotay get in trouble.
#HEHEHEHE you really dropped the damn ball this episode huh Tuvok~???#It's not really his fault but it IS hilarious. Each security failure just makes it worse HEHEHE#Chakotay: I told them not to follow me. So they won't! <- Oh honey....no.#Fool. They'd follow you to the ends of the galaxy.#I do love how both Tuvok & Janeway ARE actually like 'maybe we SHOULD leave him???' and B'Elanna's like 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? NO????'#B'Elanna's so cute in this ep - it's a good episode for her & Chakotay's friendship she really goes to bat for him~!!#Insane that she has to convince Janeway to try to save Chakotay - you can tell it's early seasons bc in later seasons she'd be like#'Whatever. You're coming home with ME.' without batting an eye - this is not necessarily a good thing but it is true.#honestly good on Chakotay for leaving Janeway & Tuvok out of the loop for ONCE . ahahahaaa he really made you both look silly huh <3#Chakotay: -working after hours- .... / Tuvok: -working after hours- ....#Chakotay: .... What're you working on? / Tuvok: -brow raise no look- I am reviewing security protocols.#Chakotay: (catching on - amused) Really? Which ones? / Tuvok: =_= (<- knows he caught on. unamused.) All of them.#and then an attempt at teasing commences which Tuvok reacts to by making a biting remark then leaving as quickly as possible#Chakotay is unbothered <3
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I had a weird dream this morning in which Dean Winchester and I body swapped and it has been eating my brain all day and as the pre-period insomnia sets in I am contemplating making it everyone's problem.
#screaming into the void#honestly in retrosepct it was honestly just hilarious#because in the dream we were cursed oe whatever and dean full on thought he'd been shot#and i had to tell him no he was fine my body was just having period cramps#then once we get to safety i have to coach him through removing and replacing a tampon (which isnt even what i use??)#'why is it so big?' 'where does it go?' 'the whole thing????' 'are you aure this is gonna fit??'#and i just wish dream me had thought to tell him about menstrual disc#to his credit he was genuinely trying to learn and be brave about the whole thing like#'no its okay its okay i can do this....really the whole thing?? okay okay i can do this'#he was so ready to take care of my body while we were swapped and then just like ended up face down on the bed like 'you live like this??'#it was oddly endearing
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First time I've started shipping two characters, not because of their chemistry or narative paralels or smt but mostly bc it would be fucking hilarious
#ive started reading#omniscient reader's viewpoint#and honestly i was kinda dissapointed it wasnt bl and i was very confused at first#bc i only knew of it because i saw comparisons to svsss#but they are waaaay different genres#luckily my friend has read orv so she cleared it up for me pretty quickly#orv is way more similar to solo leveling which also isnt bad just not what i expected at first#anyway its really good but also#the misunderstandings and jokes putting Dokja and yoo joonghyuk together are hilarious#and it would be so fucking funny if it turned out to be true#dont think its gonna happen but still#me#god i havnt been on tumblr desktop version in forever this feels super weird
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yk what if cesar does end up with a bowl cut i'll still love and accept them idc. crewdela wants me to hate him but i'm a cesar fan for LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
#posts in a drainage system#i would like to say cesar having a bowl cut actually has really funny implications because#him wearing a bowl cut normally but not for his prom photo implies that either a) someone forced him to wear his hair different for prom#or b) he knows the bowl cut is shit and they wouldn't wear it to prom but they wear it the rest of the time anyway. king shit tbh#also the alternate who killed him looked at their dead body and was like. i'm not copying some bitch who wears a fuckin bowl cut .#so it went for the prom photo instead. which is hilarious#mark's only friend has bowl cut.#y'see what i'm gettin at here. boundless potential#anyways i love that if this is supposed to be the real cesar and not their alternate then their first official apperance is.#not only as a plushie and not in the actual series but also the very first piece of lore we get about him is that they have a bowl cut 💀#ig i should say. realistically i don't think they actually have a bowl cut. i think alex has a little more self respect than that#+ just by watching andrew's streams regardless of how funny it is he would not style his hair into a bowl cut every time cesar's onscreen#or maybe i'm in denial. which is probably equally likely#final note one time i had a dream where i met alex irl and i said hi to them and she basically told me to fuck off and walked away#so. i wonder if this is like. a manifestation of that. it might be at this point honestly who knows#idk i just think it's funny. they're still my scrimblo though
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the worst bit about being Super Excited about a new original project is, like. the knowledge that. at best. people aren't going to see it for a year and a half to two years. and that it's really hard to go "hey trust me I'm going to have something so cool in like two years so please stick around now"
#my life#writing#and honestly that would be if I had time to legit work on it every day or at least on a solid weekly basis#which I. am not really sure that I will.#given that (a) I have a bunch of open projects including open original projects that I also need to be working on#but more importantly (b) right now my financial situation is such that if given the choice between working overtime and writing#I *NEED* to choose overtime#and will continue to need to choose overtime for the forseeable future#quite possibly years of the forseeable future#really REALLY wish I was making enough money off of writing right now for it to be a regular thing in my life#the hilarious catch 22 of it all is that I don't really have a chance of making maybe some actual money off of writing#until I'm actually publishing original works#and I don't have time to work on original works bc everyone who is currently following me for writing cares about my fanfiction#hence what little time I have is going to that#leaving me unable to finish my original works and maybe turn this into enough of a career that I can do it as much as I want to#(although also who am I kidding my game plan is still publish all my original works for free / 'choose your own price')#(just kind of. mildly hoping. that enough people might like the thing to choose an average ebook price)#(and the money all works out)#just like. hnnng. I know I shouldn't complain bc I do have a solid job that pays well#I just have a household with a bunch of people relying on me for income and a bunch of moving expenses to pay off#and Actual Human Babies on the horizon#and a bunch of responsibilities to people who aren't me and I don't Regret it but every once in a while I stare#at the things I could be doing and wish that I didn't have to choose Responsibilities over Writing#(this is brought to you by The Heart And The Heartless being so fucking cool)
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cackling cause a few weeks ago i sent a letter to jude tindall and one of the things i mentioned was sullivans maybe being gay and i just got a reply through the post and she said this sndneje
#RIGHT OFF THE BAT#what im hearing is autistic sullivan im ngl#just yknow how tahsin was like 'u can read him as gay if u want 👍'#shes kinda saying the same but in a much more blunt fashion#also dont hate her for this i think its hilarious and shes still an icon to me#the rest of it is mainly how she got into writing and stuff if u wondered#i had many questions#really didn't expect a reply honestly#was very nice <333#father brown#inspector sullivan#oh also thats my birthname but thats not a secret skdjd#she literally birthed sid sullivan girl what r u saying#ik she's referring to the 3x02 scene as well which SENDS cause dude was just confused why she was in his office
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hbo was like WOW BROTHERS DAY!!! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HET BROTHERLY LOVE TOM AND GREGS!!!! and it’s like. ah yes i too act that way about my brother got em
#txt#gotham pulled that shit on me too like bffr looool#it’s also hilarious considering how many incest references are in the show like. y’all know what you are insinuating right. many things#none of it nice but also kinda. not really doing what y’all aimed??? i’m honestly Confusion#normally i’d just go about my day like cool another bromance fail that’s always fun#but i cant with this bc of all the implications and issues like WHAT is the deal. what r they trying to say????#it almost sounds like they are comparing homosexual love to incest which!!! um!!!!!!!#and That’s why they are disgusting? disgusting brothers bc they wanna bang? hbo meet me in the fucking pit
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Hmmm the drama I'm watching is losing me a little bit.
#personal#at the start I really liked it bc FL has a lot of protagonist qualities I like. its kind of like a loser meets high spec ML and somehow#gets the impression that hes more of a loser than her. which was fun because you get to see ML who is an asshole get dunked on constantly.#but the dunkage has sadly reduced as of late. there was a part where FL had to play therapist for ML that i was like yelling at her not to#do. bc i talk to people on the TV. but it resolved in the funny way of like. she fixed his emotional problems and it just made him more#capable of accomplishing the evil things he was going to do instead of stopping him from doing them all together.#which was hilarious obviously. but now theres kind of been this long arc where theyre trying to set up another couple and honestly#the narrative does like. not have me convinced that she has a reason to like him anymore. he has to do more. i want her to marry the other#guy. like. tired. this is how I felt while reading the straight love triangle manhwa about makeup too.#like I feel like authors of love triangles always come up with like two guys and the first guy is always the worst but by narrative#convention hes the one you expect the protagonist to be with bc one true love or whatever.#no. divorce. please. you dont have to just date one person. if he sucks hit the bricks.#has turned into that thing straight romance does where its more like a horror movie tbh. like girl noooo dont be nice to him#if you do then the narrative will try to make us think he should be forgiven 😫😫😫
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