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ghost-proof · 2 years

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More transparent Sanc Kingdom boyfriends, inspired by @janaverse's lovely Sims! Heero has upped the ante!

#gundam wing #duo maxwell #heero yuy #1x2 #heero x duo #gayness intensifies #heero is surprisingly flexible?#when shitposting gets out of hand #my art

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humming-fly · 1 month

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Happy to report I have finally started listening to Malevolent and to no one's surprise I am already obsessed (I'm almost done with s2 atm please don't send me spoilers yet sdlkfj)

I'll skip over my usual formality of having one normal art post before diving into shitposts let's not waste anyone's time here

#to no one's surprise the body-sharing eldrich horror buddy comedy is right up my alley #this one's been on my 'to listen' list for a long while but the stars finally aligned to make it happen #okay time to figure out how to tag this uhhh #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #i will probably change how i draw arthur a Lot as this goes on lol but enjoy these early drafts #unlike him I had a good idea how I wanted to draw john from the get-go #though the scrawling chaotic scribbles are actually a bit tedious to do in cleaner art #the pencil comic at the end is about the easiest way to do it he's just a bit more formless there #which is only really confusing when I also want to draw the hand like in the first shitpost #if i draw anything for s2 i'll update him a wee bit though probably pretty easy to guess what #i'll be playin with it i'm sure #idfk what tags people use for these i'm not allowed to search the tag till i'm caught up #so for now these'll work!#shorthand i'll probs just use #mp #pretty sure i haven't used that before #probably #my art #doodles #comic

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dol-dee · 8 days

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🥇Winners of "Worst Couple in Town" competition<33🥇 Foxglove (pc) belongs to @getinthefuckingcarkitten

#dol avery #degrees of lewdity #dol fanart #dolgl #dol pc #avery the businessperson #avery the businessbutch #doldykes #foxglove the vixen #dol shitpost #I was at work doing clean up when this came to me dfsd I couldn't get it out of my head #Hi Car I'm so sorry that instead of a cute little foxvery moment you get another shitpost #I had to laugh the whole time I was drawing this #I remembered the butterflyclip you use ingame and i think the bow looks way better this way < certified genius moment/j #also excuse the rough af rendering goin on #i gotta make a chibi for foxy at some point shes so cute I want to aggressively squish and bounce her like a stressball #< huh is that how avery feels?#fuck aveys hand might be a tad too big.. everyone ignore that

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bonnie-bug · 2 years

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I know I’ve seen it somewhere before (most likely here on tumblr) but i AM obsessed with the idea of a muppets version of good omens where the human characters are all played by muppets and aziraphale and crowley are played by humans who are very clearly controlling muppet versions of themselves as their corporations but the muppets only ever directly address the muppet corporations. as far as they can see aziraphale and crowley are also only muppets

moreover I am EXTRA obsessed with the idea that aziraphale and crowley. also keep up the muppeteering when alone with each other. their muppets are their corporations how they interact with the earth and they interact with each other while within these corporations. but when you can literally see their true (human) forms looming over their dinky little flesh (felt) bodies it adds a new level of hilarity

I cant tell which would be funnier: if, when talking to each other, they looked each other dead in the eyes while making their muppets also look at each other, or if they ALSO pretended the other was only a muppet and utterly ignored their true human forms

that being said I think for the drunk scene they should be slugging back actual glasses of wine in one hand and just very sloppily controlling their muppet selves with the other. the muppets have little fake glasses of wine too obvi

with tracy aziraphale just takes over as her muppeteer she just sometimes moves and talks on her own. all the other angels and demons are just humans but when on earth the angels have muppets and the demons have really shitty hand puppets. they just stand there holding the muppets/puppets they dont make them move and act. aziraphale and crowley are thought to be very weird and creepy for doing so with theirs

the horsepersons…. I think they start with muppets only but you can see there’s sticks or wires or whatever controlling their limbs. and them when they start to come into their power suddenly they’re being controlled by a person. and when they go full Horsepersons Of The Apocalypse they’re fully human (in form). except for death. death is identical to tv canon bc he’s the one who hides his true nature the least. and he’s creepier that way

with adam? I think he’s just an uncomfortably human looking muppet. his face is more normally proportioned. his felt is a very human beigey tan. his hands are uncomfortably dextrous like the swedish chef’s. maybe when he comes into his powers he starts looking less and less like a muppet and more and more like a human until it culminates in something dead center in the uncanny valley for both humans and muppets. and then after he tells satan to fuck off he suddenly looks almost perfectly muppet normal with only a twinge of almost-human-y since he still has at least Some powers

in terms of the muppet casting I have no idea who should be whom jdjdbdkd maybe miss piggy for anathema and kermit for newt, mostly bc they’re arguably the main human (adult) characters and it’s funny to me to call a frog “newt”. however this version does not include the all-but-onscreen sex scene okay we do not need to see that. it fades to black just like in the book thank you ❤️

also to be clear all the angels and demons and in particular aziraphale and crowley are all still dressed like in canon. when their wings show up their human true form also has wings. crowley puts on sunglasses on his human self before digging out a tiny pair of muppet sized ones and putting it in his muppet hand to put on his muppet face. yknow. stuff like that

#yes I’m putting way too much thought into something I literally will never do anything with shut up jdbdbdkd #this ordinarily would be shared with my friends or something but my brain has so many worms in it rn and refuses to let me socialize #so instead u get to see my stream of consciousness shitposting directly on ur dash. you’re welcome ❤️#good omens #muppets #muppet au #the bon speaks #having one human try to accurately control a muppet doesnt Really make logistic sense I know but shhhh #I know with most larger muppets u need two people to control them one with the mouth and one arm and someone else with the other arm but #idk. maybe they can manage to use two of those sticks in one hand kdjdbdk #every dramatic scene just becomes 1000% funnier when u imagine it happening with each of them holding a muppet version of himself #again! I will do nothing with this au! but I must think out every angle for it regardless alas #anyway hope u enjoyed my rambling abt gomens but muppets jdbdvdnd #if u read all the post and all these tags I give u a kees on the forehead (• ε •)

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governmentmandatedryujinstan420 · 5 months

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behold, another thing no one will understand except the stringly mold sillies in my mind.....tis an enigma....

#hand jumper #webtoon #juni chang #sayeon lee #min woo #ryujin kang #cell 3 ig #ishaan cha #if hj tumblr bros even exist consider the wild west of the hj discord server as well i swear it gets silly in there sometimes #moreso when there's actual episodes #ok now i will give SLIGHT context on this cancerous meme since it was a fic idea originally because believe it or not i used to have a brai #but the thoughts won #YES ISHAAN CAN BAKE #YES HE WAS BAKING WITH TSUBAKI AND DAHEE BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO HELP OUT #YES TAEHO AND JUNGWOO ARE THOSE MFS WHO WAIT IN THE LIVING ROOM UNTIL IT'S DONE TO EAT THEM #THEY ARE THOSE LITTLE ASSHOLES TO *ME*#and every time they win i make a shitty shitpost instead to compromise for the lack of comprehensive ideas in my brain #and idk how to format hcs tbh #and i'd take a bullet to the head than let them leak from my brain #it's chrisler man idk what to say #cell 4 gets to hype up christmas and go shopping on a budget or window shopping #but since juni's that good at finding those obscure gift stores that have almost anything for dirt cheap you BET she got cell 4 silly stuff #and she got one for ishaan but she'll tell cell 4 she gets 2 because she's the one with the card #no one questions this #peace and love #good day ig??#until again????#idk what else to tag #inconsistency is my specialty and i'm one to live up to it so forgive me on that one

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laceratedlamiaceae · 2 years

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I think in season two Izzy should slip on a banana peel and have a big lump on his forehead that's inexplicably gone in the next scene. Also he and Stede should get into a fistfight where they disappear into a cloud of dust and you just see their arms and legs sticking out randomly

#i realized ofmd is basically a cartoon and now i want them to lean into that even more #like just look at the island the crew gets marooned on. it's literally just the island from the spongebob title sequence #also most of them wear the same clothes every day #and ed's eyes literally pop out of his head and turn into hearts when he looks at stede #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #stede bonnet #shitpost

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not-your-lifeline · 4 months

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My 15 base strength dragonborn life domain CLERIC feat. Astarion

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Astarion #screenshots #shitposting #my cleric is basically polar opposite of default Dark Urge #also an sage and acolyte of Bahamut #only healer in the party. the mom friend.#me selecting Weapon Master as first feat be like: I'm a healer. but... *pulls out a two-handed sword*#I only carry quarterstaff for of sparing enemies with non-lethal attack #tbh they would've been much deadlier if they were a paladin or monk but It's for roleplaying purpose #tall buff dragonborn running around the frontline wearing a heavy adamantine armor. rescuing companions and hurling fire barrels.#who also stocks up everyone's inventory with potions and keeps them well fed #Astarion: *feeds off them* My cleric: *heals themselves with Restoration spell next morning like nothing ever happened*#btw It's really sweet how both my cleric and Astarion get worried for each other when one of them are on low HP mid-combat.

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gunstellations · 2 years

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upgrade your materia....

#.....#yes this is more badly drawn ff7 shitposts #i think i am funny and i make content only for myself #but for some godforsaken reason i could not manage this angle so i Suffered and gave up #the point still stands #this is about how when you try to change sephiroths materia he responds with #man keeps it on his belt #do u want me to mess with it or not? whore.#enjoy #my art #ff7r #ff7 rebirth #sephiroth #idk what to tag this bc the titles are getting out of hand

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quirklove · 7 months

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S/O, gently fanning their non-heat-resistant boyfriend because it's currently like 38 C outside: Dabi, slowly boiling alive but grateful for the effort: 's okay babe you don't gotta keep doing that S/O: no no!! you're tolerant to cold, not heat. I don't want you to burn to a crisp, sweetie! Geten who just happens to be walking by: isn't it a little late for THAT? he looks like a piece of chicken someone left in the fryer overnight. S/O, gasping in offense on behalf of their poor boyfriend: Dabi: Dabi: Dabi: Dabi, instantly lighting himself on fire: LET'S SEE IF YOUR ASS DOESN'T MELT ON CONTACT, FROSTY

#My Hero Academia #Boku no Hero Academia #Dabi #Geten #shitpost #romantic #humor #this is extra funny if they're in a poly bc Geten's stupid ass gets competitive #and Dabi says CATCH THESE HANDS #boys slow down it's fucking hot outside neither of u needs to be getting overexerted #poor Dabi will burn up even more and Geten will melt like a fucking Popsicle #they both get to go to baby villain jail #this was inspired by the reminder that Dabi probably wouldn't be bothered by the cold but he'd be miserable when it's hot out #and the image of his S/O fanning him trying to keep his temp down is super cute #but then Geten has to ruin it like he ruins everything <3

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spiderwarden · 6 months

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#[ 🕷️ ] —— out of character #[ swear to fuck adhd is coming to and you’re scrolling through your characters tag ]#[ and then trying to remember why you are even here ]#[ I was so comfortable- my chin on my hand and all ]#[ WHEN DID I GET COMFORTABLE? AT WHAT POINT DID I ZONE AND POOF I WAS GONE ]#[ this is a shitpost i will delete it soon ]

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essektheylyss · 2 years

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I really think that Avalir should be floating over the ocean when it goes down, because [Vespin Chloras voice] We are falling. There is no sign of land. You are coming down with me. Hand in unlovable hand.

#critical role #exandria unlimited #am i blatantly ignoring the fire that is happening in my work email to post this? yes.#its out of my hands at the moment so i get to shitpost #ngl there are so many iconic songs you could make calamity jokes to and the show hasnt even started #end of the world as we know it #how far we've come #everybody wants to rule the world #that's what I've got off the top of my head but I'm sure there's more #i love i say 'when it goes down' cuz lbr. based on what Brennan and the cast have said. thats all but certain.#exu calamity

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stabbystiletto · 1 year

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Oh my god lolololol the look he's giving the mother puppet 👍👍👍💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆

The photo op was very quick lol and then it led directly back into a haunted house so I didn't notice it until later but I was fuckin dying when I saw lololololol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆👍👍👍

For context normally the Norman Bates actor just stands behind the person and holds the knife up over their head with a maniacal expression like he's gonna stab em. I was not expecting him to do something different lololol this was the highlight of my night 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🥳🥳🥳🤡🤡🤡

Also Hello Kitty didn't like mother at first but she warmed up to her lolololol 🤣🤣🤣

#her Dracula costume was so cute!! 🥰🥰🥰#when i first brought out the puppet she ran away and started shaking and covering her face with her hands lolololol 🤣🤣🤣#the actors were so fun lol 😆#anyways that photo in front of the psycho house is gonna get me through the holidays lololol that was so cool 🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰#psycho #norman bates #hhn #shitpost lol 😆

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tiredfoxtf · 6 months

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#> tired shitpost #this is kind of excessive description for something kinda gore-y #sometimes i think of a person biting my throat like a wild animals do when they hunt #tearing through many muscles and veins breacking my breathing tube and leaving me no option to scream #or a person opening up my ribs with their hands to put their teeth in my insides #or them getting my heart out of my body #still half pumping blood and squeeze qnd bite into it #them covered in my blood #and somehow i am not scared of that #it hurts but its isn't scary #its an offering of full trust and being betrayed so hard they start to eat me #and if I could I wouldn't change a thing #i would let them kill me again and again and again #its not scary when its a metaphor when its a thought I am used to having #its not scary anymore #if I offer my heart there are people that would eat it instead of tending to its wounds #and its not scary anymore. it hurts. but i would so it again

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anotherobsessedfangirl · 11 months

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One half of my brain wants to go out and the other half wants to hide in bed. And don’t let me start with what my body needs. Why am I like this? Why is life like this?

#also the thing with going out is that it’s not so easy when you are chronically ill #for example if it gets late I won’t get home because not all public transportation is available at night #and you often need to walk longe distances to the next stop and I can’t walk for that long and I also can’t just walk home #also being out and about alone at night is risky #my bf has to work night shifts so he can’t pick me up either #and if so much organization is needed I rather don’t go at all because hey anxiety what if…#so I guess I need to stay home and be bored instead of having fun with friends #it’s probably better because I am really anxious these days on the other hand being alone does not help either #gonna sulk now why I can’t just be normal #my post #shitpost

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eloquent-edits · 3 months

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🗡️ “I’m all for platonic intimacy but this…?”

the subtext of romance is really peeking through 🗡️ friends to lovers scenarios

Person A going to person B’s house to watch a movie but getting looped into playing drunk card games with B and their parents

Working out together and A insisting on spotting B and adjusting their form

B playfully poking A in public and promptly getting tackled

B patting A’s cheek only to accidentally linger as they notice how the light catches in A’s eyes (A is DESPERATELY trying to not blush)

“Here’s the garage code.” “… Why am I receiving this information?” “You’re already over here a lot. My parents think it’s better than a key.”

Forced close proximity at a LAN party because there’s not much room at the table (and A’s arm keeps brushing against B’s, messing up their aim, but if anything the space between them decreases as the night goes on)

The “Oh, is B coming too?” to “A kidnapped me to come here and hang out” pipeline

Going from quick and funny head scratches to absentmindedly stroking/detangling their hair while chatting with friends

“Do I smell okay?” “You smell normal.” “Which is…?” “Like lilac and gooseberry.”

A melting into B’s hug after a long and stressful week

B helping A deal with a major headache by rubbing/scratching their back

A heating up B’s ears with their hands because B forgot ear muffs in winter

“My mom thinks you’re really pretty/handsome.” “My mom thinks you look like Adonis/Aphrodite.” “Can you ever take a compliment?”

Candid pictures give away the softness in B’s eyes when they look at A goofing around

B not minding when A gives them a long hug in public, even though they aren’t big on PDA in general

B drawing a shitpost and sending it to A, A setting it as their lockscreen, and months later B realizes that A still hasn’t changed it

B’s family automatically assuming that A might join for any family function and making A’s favorite dish accordingly

“I have to go into the office this week. Can I crash at your place since it’s closer?”

Hanging out for hours —> “I don’t want you to drive home this late.” —> waking up in each other’s arms because they both refused to let the other sleep on the floor/couch

“My clothes reek of you.” “You could’ve just told me to take a shower.”

#friends to lovers #writing prompts #writing inspiration #writing scenarios #imagine your otp #fluff prompts #slow burn #working out is homoerotic and you cannot tell me otherwise #also I did make this a mixture of things that could absolutely just be platonic or romantic #it’s up to the writer to decide how spicy they want to get with the scenarios

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agendabymooner · 6 months

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SOMETHING VOCAL !!! OSCAR P. X FEM!READER (18+)

summary: oscar piastri was always quiet until he’s not…

content warning: smut under the cut (minors dni!), use of explicit language, pwp, what is proofreading (i just wrote this fifteen minutes ago lmfao), oscar in the wild, oral sex (m receiving), praise kink, face fucking + deepthroat, cockdrunk!reader

note: wrote a goofy shitpost on my main account about him looking goofy and me wanting to suck him dry love him. i saw and i came and in this blurb, oscar did too lmao enjoy xx

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oscar piastri, in between the mclaren drivers, was a reserved being.

everyone knew that. everyone in the paddock knew not to speak to him if they expected for deep meaningful conversations. they knew not to rely on him when expecting a long answer— especially when they weren’t that close. only lando could get him to speak up — being oscar’s closest friend in the grid and all.

but not even lando knew how vocal he could get. he didn’t know how long he’d hold a conversation for with someone that meant so much to him. his girlfriend.

and if everyone found how vocal he is in bed, they’d say that “that’s not oscar” and deny that oscar would even speak like this.

and he wasn’t hesitating when he praised her endlessly, his eyes fluttered shut as he let out a breathless moan.

“good girl,” he let out a sigh of pleasure, feeling her lips wrapped around his cock while her tongue licked the underside of his tip. his eyes couldn’t help but look down at her as he murmured, “lemme see you, baby.”

her dazed eyes fluttered open as she continued devouring his length, her cockdrunk face making him moan as he praised her with, “you’re so beautiful— sucking my cock like this, baby. good girl— keep sucking me like that.”

it wasn’t anything he asked her to do, really. on a normal day, he would’ve been the one to go down and devour her cunt without any questions. hell, he’d even fuck her until she couldn’t walk.

but right now, after watching her whimper and whine about sucking him off, oscar had relented and insisted that he could just fuck her if she wanted some release— only for her to drop to her knees and beg.

who was he to deny her? besides, she looked so pretty like this: cockdrunk, eager to wrap her lips around his cock and to hear him praise her as she wanted. her mind was in a haze, and if she continued to suck him like this, oscar’s mind would end up there, too.

she hummed in satisfaction, her hand reaching to play with his balls too as he moaned aloud, “god~ so fuckin’ good. keep playing with me like that.”

“you only wanted to suck me off today, hm?” he teased, watching as she nodded, her eyes fluttered shut as she continued to feel his girth and length in her mouth.

for her mouth, he was a welcome weight that she was more than willing to carry— as long as she could get a taste of him.

“begging me to let you suck my cock and asking me nicely,” he chuckled quietly as he ran his finger through her hair, pulling it lightly when her pace started to increase. “such a naughty girl.”

“‘m gonna fuck you now, ‘s it okay?” and once he got a nod from her as an approval, his hips lifted itself off from the seat and began to fuck her mouth.

her nose met the bottom of his cock as she took in the last of the air she could gather, allowing him to use her mouth like a toy as she moaned around him.

“god,” he grunted, feeling the vibration around his cock as she expressed her pleasure through endless humming and moaning. “god- fuck, good girl- such a good girl, keep licking my cock like that, baby.”

“doin’ so good f’me,” he moaned, his hips now snapping up as she continued to lick the underside and swirling around his cock. his legs trembled lightly as he let out a growl, “fuck- ‘m cummin’ baby. want me to cum in your mouth?”

he peered down at her nodding eagerly as he smirked lightly, “yeah? you want me to cum in your mouth? are you gon’ swallow every drop and not waste it?”

her cheeks hollowed around him as she bobbed her head— whether it’s to say yes or to get him to cum, oscar wasn’t sure; he was just lost in his pleasure.

“good,” he muttered, now reaching his high, “i’m gonna cum, baby, keep sucking me off like that- hah~ fuck— good girl— i~”

the salty spritz of his pleasure escaped and were swallowed by her, devouring his pleasure as she hummed in arousal. it was almost as if she, too, had orgasmed. she felt too fucked out and full— all thanks to his obliging to let her go down on him.

swallowing the last drop, she pulled away from his cock with a ‘pop’ as she smiled, almost drunkenly.

oscar helped and pulled her to his lap, kissing her softly as he smiled gently, “thank you, baby.”

“no,” she giggled, “thank you~”

“anything for my girl.”

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