me, looking at fics and tags for my bedtime story: hm... am i really feeling face-fucking right now?

sssssiiip

was thinking about this moment (as one does) and... can we talk about how even after jan flicks his tongue nace stays there for second before leaning back?

also what were nace's intentions? did he lean in for a smooch? a kissy kiss on the lips? did he want to tease jan? to tease the audience? what was his reasoning? this moment haunts me and consumes my every waking thought

The human!alastor designs look all so nice

Like wow that's a trustworthy face

He looks like the kinda guy that i'd let walk me home from a party oh there's a shortcut through that dark and twisted forest? Whatever you say bestie hey did you steal that knife from the host tonight? Haha neat he's an asshole anyway

They were officially bonkers for this.

DOES ANYONE ELSE JUST FORGET THAT REMUS AND TONKS ARE CANON?? Like I never really got into the next gen fandom, but I am very deep into marauders and crack fic and like…. I forgot that they get together??? I also somehow forgot that Sirius died, allowing this to happen. I may need to reread the books to reaffirm canon, but good chance I just reread Oh God, Not Again instead

that awkward moment when your mother asks you about the hickey near your collarbone and you tell her your accidentally scratched yourself <3

Me, entering yet another fandom and being bombarded by yet another oc/fic idea that will never see the light of day:

What a day! A deleted rwrb scene, a first look at young royals s3 - and I was at a Louis concert while it happened.

Guess what.

No like legit guess what.

Me was doing aarti.

And my period came.

Like literally I'm holding the aarti ki thaal and I feel the blob blob blob

I was expecting you YESTERDAY!!!

i think alastor is the biggest hear me out that's ever been heard out in the history of hear me outs

Kha’nel; eternal optimist, dragon apologist, lover of cinnamon rolls, and former sorcerer. Featuring Jomar, token cute baby dragon.

I hate Helaena brainrot. How am I drawing parallels between a character from a TV show with 3 minutes of screentime/from a book with like 10 whole sentences about her and a Queen of France who died 340 years ago that nobody seems to care about but I am obsessed with?

every time the "sorry for being so balkanic" sound comes up on my fyp on tiktok (because apparently that's my life now) i can't help but think it's nace 'cause for some reason it sounds so much like him 😭

Just went to the liquor store where I was purchasing two bottles of wine (not something I typically do, but I was out of one of them, and needed that and the other one for cooking, as I cook with wine), and I got up to the register with the cashier and complimented her hair (which was a very pretty shade of blue-purple), and apropos of absolutely nothing, she looked at me and goes, "Oh my God, are you pregnant?" And I was completely taken aback and then responded with, "Christ, no." Haha. I mean...maybe my posture isn't the best, and I didn't have a bra on so my breasts weren't sticking out, but I'm pretty sure that's something you're not supposed to say to someone, like...ever.

(She then also proceeded to tell me that she has one son, and lifted her shirt to show me her stretch marks. Just...what even?!)