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solmesia · 8 months

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sex is nice and all but have you considered just laying there... holding your vampire lover... and talking about the first time you broke your oath...........

#you can imagine the dialogue im not good with words #my art #astarion x tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #but for anyone interested the first time i broke my oath was opening the prison cell in the Grove AFTER the tieflings left #there was a dead fucking goblin in there #im oath of vengeance i fucking know im supposed to punish sinners but larian this is stupid #what is the worst that can happen is that goblin's fucking ghost gonna go commit crime #paladins are so fucking fickle kdmhfgh

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teansouprmyjam · 3 months

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a sketch of 2 beloved silly guys,,,,,,

#critical role #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #callowmoore #bell's hells #critical role fanart #cr3 #what was their other ship name #rockwild #i keep drawing fearne :|#actually drew this while avoiding finishing a fearne wip...#anyways. i just think these two are neat. platonic or romantic they are Fun and i want them to keep committing crimes together #teansoupnart

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sav3yee · 2 months

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Just so yall know, whenever I say "oh they're just a silly little guy!!!" what I actually mean is "I'm aware of all of the atrocities they've committed, and all of the depth and nuance that they hold, and I love them for it" ok? Ok. Now let me enjoy my silly little guys they are so silly

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scrawnytreedemon · 2 months

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I don't think I ever posted this here.

#shitpost #elden ring #fromsoft #scrawny draws #scrawny commits crimes #godrick the grafted #malenia blade of miquella #starscourge radahn #in the stripped club straight up jorking it #my peanits #suggestive #this was plaguing me for weeks before i finally scrawled this down #and it has been several months since then #no idea why !#take it i'm right you know this #this is what got godrick ganked

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lionfission · 8 months

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New hair clip

#amphibia #amphibia fanart #marcy wu #sasha waybright #sasharcy #my art #I need to post this before I find another reason to redo it ;_;#been thinking of these two lately... what are they up to. what crimes will they commit.

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itsnotacostume · 7 months

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we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough. what the fuck is this. why did he feel the need to install this? so he could stare at his boybestfriend all day without having to get up?

#gregory house i know what you are.#does this even ever get mentioned again?#like oh yes this Totally Straight Man spent actual days around very loud noise (which he loathes) but he's adding something totally cool to #the office right?? it's gonna be so so fun and great right?? to make all that hell noise worth it???#like in the eps before that the sound of the ortho saw things drove him insane #but this? totally fine #because it's worth it!#i mean come on. how are we supposed to take this. “oh he just wants to piss wilson off” WRONG.#wilson seems mildly annoyed at best. he's used to this. this is Normal just another day of being friends with house #but look at house's pleased little face. his stupid smile. i'm going to commit atrocities #house md #hate crimes md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson

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kuiilandtorch · 4 months

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is this anything

(insp. by this post)

#dinluke #i'm sorry i saw this text post & immediately had to commit photopea crimes #aka what this ship ACTUALLY means to me #it's about the parallelograms people

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rottengurlz · 3 months

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pretty boy i missed u

#i realized i hadnt posted enzo in a while felt like i committed a crime not sharing him #every day i get closer to bringing his long hair back I MISS IT SM #i thought about mkaing an oc update post but amari is completely unchanged #sometimes ill change his shirt if im feeling freaky #u know that cody simpson song pretty brown eyes #thats what i was singing the entire time i was spinning him around in cas #mysims #oc: enzo #sims 4 #ts4 #simblr #the sims community #sims 4 cas

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fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma · 7 months

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They’re about to go commit tax fraud

#toph beifong #katara #atla #atla fanart #I just love how they canonically scammed people #Toph’s a little crime lord yes but what about her crime lord older sister #I just imagine that on the brief occasion that they stop arguing they are impossible to be around bc #they just #absolutely roast the living daylights out of any poor victim #(or band together to commit various crimes)

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arom-antix · 7 months

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And so @viktuuri-week starts!

Day 1: Music

I was in one hell of a time crunch to make all the illustrations because I procrastinated UuU But I took most of these works as opportunities to experiment a bit with some ideas so I had fun.

Credit to TheMoonChild on Musescore.com for the arrangement of Yuri On Ice used.