god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

I know I made a comment about M9 animated series and that if there's new Essek content I'm not going to be normal about it, but if Essek actually shows up in C3 in the next bit here (if BH need to go to Aeor and M9 have found their way to the centralized allies camp with Keyleth, best tour guides would be Caleb or Essek, the chances are small but do exist) I am absolutely not going to be normal about that either. You're all in danger

Once again being haunted by the different paths the Mighty Nein could have taken and the different parts of the world that might have opened up.

is that simple task bothering you queen

Fjord is the kind of sailor who says things like “ah, my love the sea, she is a cruel mistress but she calls to me” but he means the sea is quite literally trying to kill him but he just keeps full on forgetting about that part and purposefully sailing on the sea constantly anyways.

edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

“unhand me” is so good. and always appropriate to say. like literally unhand me

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

sometimes people dont really understand that having schizophrenia doesn’t permalock me as an angsty 13 year old evanescence fan

there's this moment in the otohan fight where Sam just. closes his eyes. for a good ten seconds. and then he opens them, and picks up his pen, and starts writing things/checking things. and like I went into the episode with spoilers so I got to be like oh, I just watched this man decide to kill his character.

(it's several minutes AFTER that, fun fact, that Laura starts jokingly being like "can't you like choose to detonate?" and it's also after that that matt references the idea of a tpk. he's way ahead of them)

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

hey thats how the saying goes haha. you either die in horror as your friend becomes a villain or live long enough to forget everything you loved about your friend- wait. you either kill your friends while they remember you or let them live as their good memories of you leech away and get corrupted and fade. wait no. you either die a slow and painful death as your friend kills you, or you live as you walk away, every positive memory of your friend slowly being eaten and corrupted until you dont think they're your friend at all. wait no. no. you either. you either. you corrupt their memories of you until they dont love you or you kill them. haha. they're always saying this.

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever