Accidentally switched to dub while Qi Rong was yapping about Hua Cheng and this lil greasy weasel fully went:
"EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING NASTY ABOUT YOU HE GETS ALL FIRED UP AND KICKS MY ASS, DID YOU BLIND HIM WITH YOUR HOLY LIGHT OR WAS IT SOME OTHER HOLY PART OF YOU???"
Bro???????????? Uncalled for???????
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my favorite part of qi rong is he continuously gets the absolute shit beaten out of him and he does NOT stop talking shit. his face will be unrecognizable and he'll still on about how your family is dogfuckers and how much of a whore your mother is and it's honestly iconic of him idc what anyone says
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Xie Lian is very patient, but, even that has its limits! XD
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I know he's a nasty sewer rat with a tendency to boil people and enough Little Cousin Energy to break multiple ipads with just one glance, but look at him:
This guy was smashed into solid stone floors multiple times with gusto and still has the nerve to look like my androgynous dreams. What the fuck.
The crusty expired Claire's makeup. The tacky goblincore fit. The hair that hasn't seen fresh water since caveman times. An impressively annoying attitude even in the face of a beings significantly more powerful than him.
Your gender sir.
Hand it over.
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I am LIVING for the head cannon going around that Xie Lian has actually lost it centuries ago and his beautiful husband, Hua Cheng the Crimson Rain Sought Flower Ghost King himself, is actually a putrefied abomination/horrific creature of the night and he just doesn't see it.
BUT! Why leave the other calamity ghosts out of this fun filled horror fest??
🤩
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