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groguspicklejar · 6 months

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Simon brain-rot took over🥴 +18 smut incoming

it is a universally known fact that "just the tip" is a troupe that goes to Soap. but what if you're begging Simon for just the tip when you've ran out of condoms and you're not on birth control but you're so fucking horny it hurts :(

and he might roll his eyes and grumble something along the lines of "needy brat" but deep down, he wants to throw all caution to the wind because he's got a breeding kink that has never been allowed to see the light of day until now.

with eyes so heated as they land on you, he slowly backs you until you fall on the bed and he crawls on top of you. he slips a hand under your skirt to find two things. one, no panties. and two-

"you're fucking soaked, luv." it's impossible not to moan as his fingers card through you wet folds. "want my cock that bad?"

you nod vigorously and bite your lip when he undoes his belt. he doesn't even fully take his pants off, just shucks them far enough down his thighs so his cock can sprint free while he spreads your legs wider to accommodate his hips.

but oh, you don't need much prep. you're already so wet that it makes his fingers prune when he teases you and makes you whine and beg for more. so he obliges you.

gives you more just like you ask. the tip of his cock, swollen and flushed and leaky, nudges your entrance while he thumbs your needy little clit. he throws his head back, groaning loudly while you mewl and squirm under him, rocking your hips to get more of him inside you.

he presses a hand on your stomach to stop you from moving too much or he's gonna blow his load too soon. "stay still, love."

but you don't. you're pawing at his arms, his stomach, begging him to come a little closer to you..

"stop squirming." he barely registers your legs wrapping around him, ankles locking at his back, pulling him. his cock sinks deeper inside your cunt, he catches the sight of your lip trapped between your teeth. "getting desperate, are we?"

he gives a shallow thrust that draws a high-pitched moan from you. you're so needy today, it makes him all soft inside because he's never one to deny you what you want. not when what you want is him. knowing that, knowing that you get off from him, that he's the only man who can get you like this, it gives him some sort of a power trip on the inside.

"want me to fuck you that bad? is that it?" you nod, glassy-eyed. "fine." he pries your legs off of him and pins them to your chest, slowly pulling his cock out until only the tip stayed. "have it your way."

a sharp cry punches out of you at the first snap of his hips. he's so deep, he's kissing your cervix. that delicious stretch makes your eyes roll back.

he keeps his thrust sharp and direct, groaning at how wet you are, you're practically creaming his cock until there's a white ring at the base of him. "fuckin' hell, begging for it like the needy little thing you are."

your trembling hands grasp onto something, his arms, nails digging in and denting his skin the way his fingers do to your thighs. a testament to the ache in your bones, the sheer longing your souls have for each other.

it's filthy. depraved. fucking messy. no condom. he can see it in your eyes just as you see it in his. there's no going back from this. no better feeling than this. no barrier to prevent the feeling of his bare cock sliding in and out of your cunt raw for the first time. it makes you both lose control.

'just the tip' has long since been tossed out the window and forgotten as he fucks you with full intent, sinking his shaft right down to the hilt. every precaution drowned in the depths of the ocean floor as your voice calls out his name in shaky moans until your cunt starts to tighten and you arch your back when the pleasure spikes, toes curling as the words in your mouth muddle.

"fuck, fuck-" Simon closes his eyes because it's so fucking erotic watching you cum. but he can't escape it, your pussy milks every bit of him, coaxing the roar in his ears to drown every thought he's had of pulling out.

he wants to maintain some semblance of control. one of you has to be rational about this. but no amount of reasoning will ever be as good as fucking you without protection.

the lewd sounds become louder and louder the more he grabs your hips and ruts wildly into you until your orgasm melts into another one, until it triggers his own. his hiss cuts through the air when his hips stutter as tries to pull out, but it's already too late. your cunt's too hot and too tight to let him go anywhere far and his hips draw back in and out while his cum spirts out before he can even think about it.

his long drawn "fuck" echoes through the room when he gives up, falling victim to the pleasure, letting his cum flood your pussy.

#what's in the picklejar #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #simon riley x female reader #simon riley x f!reader #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley smut #call of duty #call of duty x you #call of duty x reader #call of duty smut #just the tip #yeah right #smh 🙄#pussy so good it makes his pullout game weak

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ruushes · 11 months

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not dead not alive but a secret third thing

#dragon age #dao #my ocs #ailill mahariel #my special little guy who is dead #iirc the Lore says the blight as a disease varies wrt effects #so i think it's feasible my weak and sickly victorian orphan of a man could have begun ghoulification in like a week #anyway. wardens can have a little tapetum lucidum as a treat #also shoutout to the person who tagged my last post w them ‘GOTH ELF GOTH ELF GOTH ELF’ u understand my vision #like this feels very Edgy OC TM but you know what I’m leaning into it I’m embracing it #my art

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novelconcepts · 2 years

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The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.

#the sandman #paper girls #some of the hot takes on Twitter are breaking me #‘why don’t we know the whole story? it’s bad writing if you don’t have a complete story in the first season’ girl WHAT since WHEN #how many excellent shows were weak as fuck in S1?? and here we’re getting shows with incredible first seasons fighting for their lives #like fuckin Christ dude the idea of long form storytelling is allowing your story time and space to spread out #otherwise we would only make movies #i am so sick of this edge of my seat fear that any new show I fall in love with will get axed because the higher powers don’t care about art #this has to be a bubble right? this has to pop at some point and go back to shows valued on what they are #and don’t even get me started on creators having to beg for good reviews to balance out review-bombing from shitheads #if every one star review is clearly bigoted from the comments? why is anyone taking them into account??#why is there no way to manage this shit aside from creators being like ‘please help us”’

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soft-cryptids · 1 year

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Watchdog.

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cyanbeetle · 3 months

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Trinity thesis

#this is what I think anyways #my art #dc #dc comics #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #wonder woman #diana of themiscyra #diana prince #dc trinity #you could honestly argue that any of these apply to all of them but #I think they most strongly apply to these pairings #like Bruce is also pretty lonely but Diana and Clark’s detachment from their homes specifically #is a consistent weakness for them #kryptonite literally being the shattered remains of Clark’s world and any threats or changes to themyscira being what always gets #an emotional reaction out of Diana in fights… they both have homes they’re unable to return to #and Diana is also pretty bad at opening up to people but only because she isn’t aware she has any problems to begin with #Bruce and Clark at least somewhat know when they have an issue. and then tell nobody anyways #Diana and Bruce ohh their parallels make me crazy #their incredible devotion to being a protector that they get so absorbed in they can’t see themselves as anything outside of it?? crazy #I think Clark and Diana also have a shared complicated relationship to their public idolization but I couldn’t #fit that into a concise sentence #I care for them so deeply. None of them are well #sorry for changing the text on this three times

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undertheredhood · 7 months

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bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*

jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #bruce thomas wayne #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #yeah bruce is weak to his children crying but especially jason #if jason can puke on command you best believe he can convincingly fake cry too #what's the point of having trauma if you can't use it to stop your dad from lecturing you?#bruce folds on the spot when jason cries which is why jason doesn't cry that often (jason doesn't want his secret weapon to lose effect)#most of the time jason just owns up to the things he did #so there really isn't any point in lecturing him because jason doesn't care about consequences #the first time jason fake cried in front of bruce after his death he was shocked at how it still worked #the reason why it works so well is because bruce thought jason was dead for around four years and grieved him for so long

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cloudsofteeth · 6 months

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#whb #what in hell is bad #whb fanart #whb mc #whb satan #whb mammon #my art #oc ivory #I’ve been thinkin about tiddies all damn day #listen I love Satan I really do but somethin about the way Mammon absolutely rizzes the shit out of you….#I’m a weak woman

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bakudekublogblog · 28 days

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kacchan you are the last person on earth who should be calling him out for remembering things and being sentimental mr “I will always regret not taking your hand when I was four” and “I’ve carried around this all might card I got with izuku around for over a decade”

#bakudeku #bkdk #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #god it’s so funny like hello??? you’re so sentimental and sappy it’s like #AND WHAT YOU GOT STABBED LIKE TEN DAYS AGO OR SOMETHING LIKE BABY #it’s been OVER TEN YEARS AND YOURE STILL NOT OVER THE RIVER SCENE #he really just doesn’t want to be his weakness he wants to be his strength #FUCK

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miyakuli · 1 month

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#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #cute #soooo what do you think he told him x))) ?#my bet is that it was veeeeeeeeeeeeeery cheesy stuffs and Angel is used to trash but super weak to fluff xD #my posts #natto

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tubbytarchia · 3 months

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For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf

Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango

#(I cannot imagine avians sleeping on their backs lest they have special mattresses or something but hnng. For the domestic fluff...)#team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #I imagine Tango is not nearly as much of a ray of sunshine in the mornings as Jimmy is. Jimmy finds it endearing though 100%#I also imagine Tango moves the hell around in his sleep and tangles them both up with his tail #He's gonna try to apologize a thousand times for “making you sleep on your back” but Jimmy won't let him #ALSO what does /nf mean lol. Every other day I see another new tone indicator that I cant figure out the meaning of #please feel free to use brackets to circumvent my stupidity. I do not know the hip things... I am but a boomer noobie #trafficshipping #trafficblr #I have so many other rancher asks in my inbox that could fall under this #Rancher cuddles and smol Tango and this and that hhrr but I will... I will get to them... in time....#never enough rancher content #also laying on someone when they laugh so their chest bounces up and down etc. Oh it makes me weak. Not that I know what its like lol #but it feels cute...#tubby art

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marvey-sideblog · 3 months

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#marvey #suits usa #suits #suits tv #harvey specter #mike ross #gabriel macht #patrick j adams #harvey x mike #mike x harvey #t mobile #tmobile #t-mobile #mike bought the tickets. either told harvey they were seeing a different film or it was left a surprise. then when they're sat down and #the trailers have started. mike says they're actually here for the latest chick flick rom com. hence harvey's god what have you got me in #for get me out of here reaction. but really. and he'd never admit he enjoyed it. but watching it _with mike_ was...a Lot of fun #bc mike is his absolute weakness #<3

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 10 months

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Part 2. This time its the Tokyo Five (As I named them) Headcanons in the reblog tags appreciated

#haibara is baby i love him so much omg #also hes a light weight #two beers and he's down #remember the headcanon i had about gojo not beeing able to drink alcohol?#bottom right is what happens if he decides to drink #suguru with the bass is SO HOT OMG #and shopping cart stealing is mandatori for the sashisu trio #kidnapping haibara is a plus #also shoko or geto just casually pulling a pack of cigarettes out of their pocket and the condom coming with #yeah thats canon #the satosho hug makes my knees weak #and the sashisu kisses I CANNOT GET ENOUGH #more artists need to draw them kissing each other #pls i just wanna share my brainrot #nanami eating bread cuz its his fav food!#so many more headcanons feel free to dm me if you wanna hear more about my rotted brain farts #sashisu #satosho #satosho weekend #satoshoko #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #shoko ieiri #satoru gojo #geto suguru #haibara yu #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

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conjuring-ghouls · 4 months

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RESPITE ON THE SPITALFIELDS x

#today we have eye contact because that's what will heal me #sir you have no right to make me this weak just by looking my direction through a screen #who allowed him to look this pretty?#this dork is gonna cure my anxiety #papa emeritus iv #copia #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #papa iv #popia #papa 4 #papa copia #cardinal copia #respite on the spitalfields #my gifs

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caelanglang · 10 months

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chuuya will go insane seeing dazai cry? zamn would pay to see that lmaoo

hi, i kinda went insane thinking and drawing about this one.

a continuation of the drunk fem!dazai post !

mini bonus:

update: now with extra here ~

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Something I love about Leo is that, canonically, he IS capable of cooking, he’s just completely incapable of using a toaster. He’s banned from the kitchen not out of an inability to make edible food, but because being within six feet of a toaster causes the poor appliance to spontaneously combust.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #all Leos mortal enemy: toasters #side note but thinking about this aspect of Leo’s character really has me wanting to make a deeper dive into Leo as a Jack of All Trades #because he has aspects of this all throughout the series #where he can do many things he’s just not the best at it #like he can cook but he’s no Mikey #he can - canonically - rewire an *AI PROGRAM* but it goes very wrong #he can lift both Mikey and Raph simultaneously but he struggles to do so where his other brothers don’t even break a sweat #bro is a Jack of All Trades Master of None frfr #and Leo is even more interesting with this in mind because he uses what he CAN do so well #it’s like how he can see his family’s strengths and weaknesses and knows exactly how they work #his skill set is made way better simply by his personal USE of those skills not by the skills themselves #portals and teleportation are only op if you know how to weaponize them #given time he ABSOLUTELY could #okay I shut up now this was supposed to be about toasters #but yeah all the boys have a bunch of skills under their belts outside the typical ones #but Leo stands out to me for having skills his other brothers have but to a much lesser degree in a lot of cases #and he works with what he has so well that that is a skill in itself

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shima-draws · 4 months

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Ghost Cora AU where he’s actually been following Law around ever since he died but nobody has been able to see him, so all he’s able to do is watch Law get hurt and suffer in silence. UNTIL, miraculously, the battle of Dressrosa ends, and for some strange reason—through some supernatural bullshit or maybe just fate—one person is finally able to see him.

Law is sitting on the deck of the Yonta Maria watching everyone party when Luffy comes trotting over to him. And Luffy plops down beside him and says, “I’ve been meaning to ask, Torao, but who’s that really tall blonde guy with the funny makeup that’s been following you around?”

And Law’s just like

#Meanwhile Cora is absolutely THRILLED. LMAO #Eventually Zoro calls Perona over and since her devil fruit power deals with ghosts. She makes it so that Law can see Cora too #(And by some bs he’ll probably be brought back to life somehow idk)#One Piece #Trafalgar Law #Donquixote Rosinante #Cora #Corazon #Luffy #Law: Ha. Haha.#Law: You’re shitting me right.#Luffy: ??? What? No?#Cora: LAWWWWWW 😭😭😭#Luffy: He’s crying your name this guy CLEARLY knows you Torao #Law; having a mental breakdown: Uh. Uh-huh???#Shima speaks #Sorry I’m coping. I’m coping really hard rn #Actually. I feel like I was more upset about Cora’s death than Ace’s. WHICH LIKE. YOU’D THINK IT WOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND BUT #I’m very. Very weak for the unsuspecting father figure who dies trope #(Sideeyes Tony and Harry (who didn’t even die anyway but it was still Traumatic for Eggsy to watch))#COUGHS

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