Everybody’s favorite war criminals

You know, you really could have given me any sign that you were alive.

I love the dynamic of A Woman & Her Husband. She's just over there being hot as fuck, while still being a thought-out character (that's key). And her husband is just off doing some type of shenanigans, of varying severity and degrees based on where their from.

Example:

Jessica Rabbit is serving, and doing whatever it takes to protect the one she loves. Meanwhile, Rodger is being framed for murder

Morticia is serving, while also being a loving mother, and wife, and partaking in her hobbies. Meanwhile, Gomez is... doing Gomez things. Which is honestly just sword dueling and loving his Morticia

Layla is being a bad bitch, enough said. And Marc is being emotionally backed up as fuck, fighting with, technically, himself, and fighting his inner-demons which consist of dealing with his childhood trauma and familial issues, and bisexuality

Miss Piggy is being a fashionista and walking around like she is that bitch, because she is. And Kermit's playing his silly little banjo on a log and trying not to say fuck

She umi on my neko [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

every time i see someone mischaracterize matthias as a dumb, blonde, malewife with no personality except being nina's (dead) boyfriend i want to fistfight god and cause the mass extinction of humanity

SPOILERS: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-Qduvw9zY

MARIO DEF FELL IN LOVE AFTER THIS MY GOD PEACH IS SO COOL!

Oh, most definitely!

So I watched all the Murder Drones episodes out so far and I've come to a conclusion

I'm a certified Nuzi shipper, and half of that is because I think they're cute. The other half? Pure spite. Pure spite towards this one particular person online that I only vaguely remember who misguided me under the impression that they were implied siblings so I thought it was a proship because I hadn't seen the series and didn't know any better. Whoever you are, you lied to me and I hope your pillow is warm on both sides 😘😍🥰❤️💞💘💝💖💗💓💕💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍

Me, connecting the dots between Reagan and Brett‘s loneliness in their personal lives, the ways in which their relationship makes them better people, and their mutual desire to stay in their job without compromising themselves to make the case that a romantic relationship between them would not only make perfect sense for their evolving character arcs but also for the show’s narrative trajectory:

will is mike's wife

egwene and gawyn 100%

Nina: “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Fabian, with zero hesitation: “Of course! I would build you a little home in a jar. With a little house. And I would talk to you everyday :)”

Girlboss/malewife devotion

Lyrics from NFWMB by Hozier / gif: Addams family (1991) / sculpture 1: Paolo e Virginia 1844 by Alessandro Puttinati. / sculpture 2: adoration by Stephen Able Sinding / Heathers the musical

The thing I love the most about kataang is the belief is mutual. Many ppl will only point out that katara believed in aang but he also believed in her. He is so male wife coded he was so supportive of her water bending journey

So I'm still salty we don't have canonical malewife Gonja and did a thing

So I get confused by Oleg like what is his ultimate goal, you think? What drives him? I get that he is endlessly devoted to Sergei but I feel like there’s gotta be something else.

i honestly think there just isn't. it's his drive and his ultimate flaw. every time he's in trouble it's because he let himself get carried away protecting sergey, the only time he tried to put distance between them he came back to land himself in a bigger mess than what he probably left from, and he's been told that he has bright future and he is wanted elsewhere if he were to ditch sergey but he's said that he's not interested.

i think part of why i love him so much is because he's one of those rare characters that just lets himself follow another person without literally anything else behind it. he put his trust in sergey long ago because after ending up at an orphanage he needed family and someone to protect and love, and that hasn't changed since and probably never will change at this point, ever. even though oleg is smart, handsome, capable and talented (he wouldn't have landed the missions with vadim otherwise), he chooses sergey at every turn, because it is the only thing that makes the world make sense.

his world revolves around a person, and what is life of not the people in it we love. i think he realized this latter part early enough, when he probably said fuck it to whatever it is he was doing and rushed to get sergey out of prison in the game arc. i think it's hard to accept it as the central part of his character because of everything else about him. (my huge vadim/oleg lover adores this btw because i think vadim can never understand this, on any level, and thinks himself a good reader of people and especially oleg and the fact that oleg isn't what he seems pisses him off constantly. i fully think they had a thing going on pre-game and oleg left him for sergey though vadim thought they finally had something that could last because oleg snapped out of his toxic devotion. he never did.)

anyway. yeah. i've thought about this a lot because it also used to not make sense to me. but oleg volkov wanted to find love in a world that didn't want him and that also didn't really put emphasis on men dreaming of love. he found it. whatever it is that everyone else thinks of their relationship with sergey, to oleg, this is real, true, undying love. he lets himself follow that forever and be at peace with it.

Can you draw Mari in a suit and Hero in a dress?

it’s just girlboss malewife like that’s their whole thing