I found my motivation for hitting the gym, and it is a Marvel fanfic

I wonder when the Noldor looked around at their dwindling numbers and realized that they were dying faster than they could ever keep up with.

my ass is not getting into heaven with these pink haired pete wentz pictures on my computer dawg 🤣

alan ross watching the ocean from the lyric and such

heres the ref i used for the main pic

the gang turns into pokemon. idk

”we need more morally ambiguous characters!”

you guys can’t even handle gon freeccs

Dorian: hey thanks for earlier-

Damien:...

Damien: I KNOW YOU ARE DATING THE QUEEN USE CONDOMS

As promised, an update now that both Bug and Bunny are safely back home from the vet. Turns out there's honestly not much to tell you. Bunny thankfully didn't end up having any more episodes or showing any worrying behaviours, and after checking everything over a second time, they're almost certain that the lizard or snake that she ate part of, was what caused the seizure in the first place. Something I honestly didn't know was possible, despite being aware that some reptiles are toxic for cats, but I guess you learn something new everyday.

Bug was his usual menace self while at the vet, and even attempted to make a move on an elderly cat that they were watching for the night, despite no longer possessing the necessary parts to actually do anything about his infatuation. Apparently she proceeded to give him a thorough enough verbal dressing down, with a few additional educational swats just for his sheer audacity, that he ended up sulking the rest of her stay. He went right back to being his usual dramatic yelling self soon after, and made sure to inform everyone of his ill fated would be romance on the train ride back home.

They've both since settled down for a well earned nap after the stress of the strip and the tiring ordeal of removing the scent of the vet from each other.

As an apology for my being such an insufferable stress head throughout this whole thing, please enjoy four straight minutes of the fluffballs noisily grooming each other after arriving home. Once again I apologise for the irritating screaming of my aircon, there's nothing I can do to fix it.

Enjoy 🖤

i think the one thing that surprised me the most about disco elysium is how beautiful it is.

in my first playthrough i did not ask the net picker woman for a date because i feared it might be creepy but when i did in my second playthrough it was one of the most profoundly beautiful moments in the entire game.

i don't know how to describe it but disco elysium has touched my heart in a way barely any other form of art has.

it is just so inherently human.

sometimes making mistakes will lead you down delightful paths you would have never discovered otherwise.

being a weirdo can help you connect with people or endear you to them (i will never forget the hat-fuck monologue or the contact mike litany) and even when you mess up severely (i'm so sorry kim, that dance-floor slip up was the most horrible thing in game by far, i think) people will forgive you if you make a genuine effort.

you see these people, these humans just trying to do their best every day.

in the midst of this bombed up city something beautiful is going to happen, as long as you put one foot in front of the other. you can do it. you are the miracle. and if that isn't beautiful, i don't know what is.

thinking again about how our first introduction to ryohei was reborn saying "sasagawa ryohei. an impressive one" and being really normal about it. are you normal about it? you should think about it and be normal about it too

damn... kinda mad i didn't die in my dream last night... could've added another method to the list

[shows up to the post covid fandom 2 years late with a smoothie]

love when the robot media hits me when i think i'm finally normal about robots. i'm never normal about robots. i WILL overthink The Media(tm)

under the influence is 80k words in total today...

Genuinely spending 2 hours a day just prepping the fiber, RIP

To be fair at least a third of that time is pushing the executive function button so I can start the next nest. They're unfortunately one of those activities that has enough steps that each one feels like it's own separate thing, so I have to Start Task each damn time. So there's a 5-10 minute cooldown between them.

Got 9 nests, I think (on top), middle is some fleece that's already had a lot of locks picked out so it's kind of jumbled, bottom is combing waste.

Maaaaaaaaaaaan, come on.

(the post has ended up in the tags btw. I am not changing this and I need you to understand that it is just me talking to myself semi-publicly)