we’re so starved for team rancher crumbs that the universe is forcing them to interact (yes this is about the nether portals syncing up I CANNOT GET OVER THAT I NEARLY FUCKING SCREAMED WHEN I REALIZED WHERE TANGO WAS)
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my girlfriend's brother straight up gave me weed for christmas 😅🫶
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The answer is always compassion. Until some billionaires get in a death trap and then we should celebrate the deaths of some billionaires
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it only took a trillion phone calls and two inpatient stays before I found a place that could help me but I finally got funding through the county’s mental health board for a psychiatrist, social worker, and therapist 🙌🏻 i’m so fucking grateful, thank you universe (and thank you taxpayers), thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Tav: Thank you for trusting me with your vampirism, Astarion. I'm going to help you and make sure Cazador can't take you back no matter what :))
Astarion: "aw you're so sweet haha" (what a stupid fucking asshole, it's going to be so easy to manipulate this dumbass, I got this shit in the bag)
Astarion, a week later in his romance progression, staring at the ceiling of his tent: O h N o
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Is it gay or European an essay by me a gay European:
Ok for this first one imma have to say european, you can tell that Charlos was just tryna get into the car and you can see on Charles face that this is not something that happens regularly (although he does look oddly fond)
At first glance this looks very gay but you have to take into consideration the fact that this is mids a challenge video, when your having fun with the boys and things happen
Just european
See this is where things get tricky because in this picture it looks like Carlos is going for lower back (Chaist) but missing. But if you watch the video this is a full on slap on the ass so imma have to say its gay
What.
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